CS:GO - What price should the M249 be?

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @matt_ken
    @matt_ken 3 года назад +8530

    Doesn't the m249 exist just to allow bots with lots of money to waste it.
    Edit: this comment aged well.

    • @atfb19007
      @atfb19007 3 года назад +753

      It exists for you to misclick and feel ashamed

    • @ThisIsOurParadise
      @ThisIsOurParadise 3 года назад +255

      It exists for bots to buy without armour
      Or to ace in 4 seconds in silver

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 3 года назад +143

      @@AxxLAfriku what?

    • @fabanano6158
      @fabanano6158 3 года назад +59

      @@daanstrik4293 he's a very... Ehm.... Weird character

    • @yers7638
      @yers7638 3 года назад +70

      I remmeber that the bot buys m249 rushed mid and got killed by other bot that uses G3SG1

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 3 года назад +4410

    It should be $16,000. To show how much disrespect you have.

    • @imandito7789
      @imandito7789 3 года назад +90

      Damm, I read it with inotorious sound

    • @hv4329
      @hv4329 3 года назад +325

      $15,000 gotta get that helmet

    • @manuelfiuza6440
      @manuelfiuza6440 3 года назад +280

      @@hv4329 just don't die in the previous round, you casual

    • @kamrynyvng5462
      @kamrynyvng5462 3 года назад +5

      yeh
      .

    • @lrballistics
      @lrballistics 3 года назад +4

      @@manuelfiuza6440 casul*

  • @giod2855
    @giod2855 3 года назад +7099

    The negev is the losing team's troll weapon, while the m249 is the winning team's troll weapon.

    • @finnishboy5923
      @finnishboy5923 3 года назад +143

      well said

    • @marsdriver2501
      @marsdriver2501 3 года назад +374

      idk, ct side has a lot of uses for negev, besides trolling

    • @PotentialGrim
      @PotentialGrim 3 года назад +69

      @123 456 if the negev was ct side only, you could see them downranking from lem to silver 2

    • @kamrynyvng5462
      @kamrynyvng5462 3 года назад +2

      ok????????????????????????? :| :3
      .

    • @anthonypotamitis7049
      @anthonypotamitis7049 3 года назад +85

      Inferno banana negev strats are effective though at least for a small portion of the ct rounds even in legendary eagle plus ranks because they catch people by surprise.

  • @guyinaroom7771
    @guyinaroom7771 3 года назад +2281

    One tapping someone with the m249 is the ultimate flex

    • @christopherjohnsen2594
      @christopherjohnsen2594 3 года назад +48

      Oh yeah did that on Agency the other day. Dude was half the map away. Both laughed abt it tho because it was just ridiculous.

    • @andyc9902
      @andyc9902 3 года назад +1

      It's slow that's it

    • @billnyetherussianspy7070
      @billnyetherussianspy7070 3 года назад +5

      Did….. he just forget the purpose of the Zeus?

    • @chalkp
      @chalkp 3 года назад +3

      720 M249 Onetap

    • @hasinhalim8280
      @hasinhalim8280 2 года назад

      I did that once in a matchmaking, also using one-way smoke too, the best part is 3kills and 1 more low lol

  • @hminh8166
    @hminh8166 3 года назад +1448

    2:16 de_monetized

  • @ironraccoon3536
    @ironraccoon3536 3 года назад +3056

    I mean, if we were to change the stats, the model has a 200 round belt box, so we could start from there

    • @realsupercool22
      @realsupercool22 3 года назад +313

      *A M E R I C A N D E T E C T E D*

    • @ironraccoon3536
      @ironraccoon3536 3 года назад +258

      @@realsupercool22 ooh, good guess, but Canadian

    • @MOperator
      @MOperator 3 года назад +86

      When he said drum instead of box 😞

    • @bathshebahubber614
      @bathshebahubber614 3 года назад +135

      @@realsupercool22 A C C U R A C Y T H R O U G H V O L U M E
      I can't wait for CS:GO Operation "Rolling Thunder" set in vietnam where there are no more LMGs, they've instead been swapped out for an M60 with a 500 round belt slinged around the user's left arm. When you shoot the spray will literally make you turn up 90 degrees, but with the bullet damage of an autosniper and the firerate of an AK, it will fill a certain role that the Negev and M249 tried to fill in their own mediocre-by-comparison way, but now, the conditions are put to the extreme.
      GPMG class weaponry in the "heavy" buy section when? Valve pls implement.

    • @verticalhairline
      @verticalhairline 3 года назад +8

      Lol this has 249 likes 😂

  • @spirit8296
    @spirit8296 3 года назад +2026

    i saw this and just said
    "yeah not 5k"

    • @punjivr
      @punjivr 3 года назад +25

      "SAW"

    • @PvtParts-wf7nl
      @PvtParts-wf7nl 3 года назад +31

      Should be $6900

    • @fort809
      @fort809 3 года назад +89

      Ethan Feng funny Reddit sex number!!!

    • @paulopatine
      @paulopatine 3 года назад +57

      @@fort809 wholesome big chungus based redpill keanu reeves

    • @PvtParts-wf7nl
      @PvtParts-wf7nl 3 года назад +18

      Ya know what...
      $6942 lmao

  • @Marjeswel
    @Marjeswel 3 года назад +2183

    Philip trying so hard not to laugh when he asks "What would CS:GO's Zombie Escape community want -" is the highlight of my day.

    • @Chicagoben
      @Chicagoben 3 года назад +136

      Sad thing is Negev is better in every way for zombie escape. Literally 95 % of machine guns used in ZE are negevs.

    • @cyndykrietsch9369
      @cyndykrietsch9369 3 года назад +5

      @@Chicagoben yep

    • @ghastlygibus2121
      @ghastlygibus2121 3 года назад +18

      Css: im a joke to u?

    • @declanwright6418
      @declanwright6418 3 года назад +26

      RIP Zombie Escape. Didn’t carry from Source unfortunately.

    • @dirigibility
      @dirigibility 3 года назад +33

      @@declanwright6418 Are you saying the quality of zombie escape isn’t as good as Source’s or that it isn’t present at all? There are several Zombie Escape servers on CSGO

  • @billcollin9736
    @billcollin9736 3 года назад +1870

    m249 is like that one kid that everyone forget exist in the class

    • @JuanMataCFC
      @JuanMataCFC 3 года назад +37

      and bots in CSGO are like the kids that take pity on the neglected kids!

    • @8Delian8
      @8Delian8 3 года назад +43

      As someone who has been there, i felt that.

    • @CCG175
      @CCG175 3 года назад +5

      The only time I used it was when I misclicked and died to an awp

    • @ChupachuGames
      @ChupachuGames 3 года назад +5

      something something school something something

    • @sketr1x
      @sketr1x 3 года назад

      Or that guy on your discord server everyone ignores

  • @ulti_fd
    @ulti_fd 3 года назад +1087

    Finally someone talking about this. It's bothered me for so long that this is the one weapon in the game that has never gotten a single balance change whatsoever.

    • @scsc69109
      @scsc69109 3 года назад +19

      Its the Mozambique

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 3 года назад +49

      @@scsc69109 except the mozambique is now actually good in apex, and in titanfall 2 it's actually godly

    • @Mi_tala
      @Mi_tala 3 года назад +8

      They should buff m249 and lower the price

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 3 года назад

      @@DewaKrishna_ Wait, simce when was the Moz buffed in ApLeg?

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 3 года назад +4

      @@ArcturusOTE last season i think, it's unironically one of the better "low tier" weapons now

  • @Henry-qq2vg
    @Henry-qq2vg 3 года назад +3026

    but silvers already learned the spray pattern for the negev

    • @rakebluewallgaming6185
      @rakebluewallgaming6185 3 года назад +333

      What spray pattern

    • @llSlackingOffll
      @llSlackingOffll 3 года назад +79

      @@rakebluewallgaming6185 the one with the recoil

    • @manvitor657
      @manvitor657 3 года назад +30

      I used to teach that back in the day

    • @Tony-cr2qp
      @Tony-cr2qp 3 года назад +83

      @@rakebluewallgaming6185 ikr. It is just aim down for half a second and then laser

    • @iammeatball5047
      @iammeatball5047 3 года назад +34

      This comment attacked me personally

  • @adfxceedfgdfvvbasdfrtvcx
    @adfxceedfgdfvvbasdfrtvcx 3 года назад +785

    It already cost self-respect, but it pays back in tears

    • @MinecraftJesusGaming
      @MinecraftJesusGaming 3 года назад +11

      Thanks Saxton Hale

    • @zioplys
      @zioplys 3 года назад

      clearly doesnt know anything about the M249

    • @MinecraftJesusGaming
      @MinecraftJesusGaming 3 года назад +11

      The m249 should never be purchased, we already got the dualies and Negev if you want to be annoying

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 3 года назад +3

      @@zioplys ok thanos diamond

    • @veryscaryreaper8883
      @veryscaryreaper8883 3 года назад

      @@zioplys he’s saxton hale I think he knows what he’s talking about when it comes to weapons ffs, I mean the dude literally made an entire species extinct through fighting all of them in hand-to-hand combat

  • @thegodfather4837
    @thegodfather4837 3 года назад +597

    I feel like being counterpart to awp is the best direction, dropping the price to 4750 and additionally giving it the same wall penetration as the awp, would create a new interesting role of a gun.

    • @woferr
      @woferr 3 года назад +21

      Same wall penetration would be too op

    • @windowsxseven
      @windowsxseven 3 года назад +192

      @@woferr "waaaahhhh too op valve pls baby needs milkiesss"

    • @wurmturm
      @wurmturm 3 года назад +188

      @@woferr and the M249 right now is shitter than the Negev while being 3 times the price, it needs something to make it remotely decent

    • @JAnx01
      @JAnx01 3 года назад +29

      Furthermore, it needs to be either good at spraying or bursting. Right now, it is good at neither.

    • @fadhilyudistira8819
      @fadhilyudistira8819 3 года назад +9

      @@JAnx01 if it has the penetration, it doesn't need a good spray pattern.

  • @ignemuton5500
    @ignemuton5500 3 года назад +342

    "recently" "2017" "where did those years go"
    stop philip you're making us feel old

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 3 года назад +7

      Craziest thing about that one for me is that the game has lived *half its life* since 2017. I'm getting old dude.

    • @Nate-bd8fg
      @Nate-bd8fg Год назад

      Another year...

  • @The_Painter0624
    @The_Painter0624 3 года назад +2062

    Damn I think the m249 should be like free ya know.

    • @golojg8605
      @golojg8605 3 года назад +192

      Mby would be useful in pistol rounds xD

    • @laster3753
      @laster3753 3 года назад +15

      Hey [B] eter.

    • @andreinicolae8421
      @andreinicolae8421 3 года назад +13

      Glock will be more expensive

    • @Mantulisme
      @Mantulisme 3 года назад +104

      they should replace pistol rounds with LMGs rounds.

    • @orcinus6792
      @orcinus6792 3 года назад

      @@golojg8605 😲

  • @nlb4329
    @nlb4329 3 года назад +244

    Every gun has some point in the game, the m249 has 1 reason to even be in the game. My friend buys it to troll the enemy team and he pretends it’s his favorite gun

    • @ha9phtfpaehs
      @ha9phtfpaehs 3 года назад +15

      it's my favourite lmao

    • @itchypit6413
      @itchypit6413 3 года назад +12

      @@ha9phtfpaehs are you his friend?

    • @vankor
      @vankor 3 года назад +1

      @@ha9phtfpaehs Same, gotta love it on office

    • @IPH_undead
      @IPH_undead 3 года назад

      its my favourite gun ;-;

    • @hv4329
      @hv4329 3 года назад

      @@ha9phtfpaehs it's only useful in certain zombie mode games (in the maps where you constantly run away)

  • @theunluckyfrog3316
    @theunluckyfrog3316 3 года назад +2259

    The m249 is the secret god gun that no ones knows how to use

    • @failuretolife5623
      @failuretolife5623 3 года назад +61

      Facts.

    • @UppickLP
      @UppickLP 3 года назад +90

      You need to tap with the weapon. You cant spray with it. But you can give onetaps with it

    • @tzugumi
      @tzugumi 3 года назад +285

      @@UppickLP so a expensive ak?

    • @anerkulsinkanal8928
      @anerkulsinkanal8928 3 года назад +68

      Just make your enemies deaf!

    • @ojoface208
      @ojoface208 3 года назад +76

      @@tzugumi of which has 3 times the bullets, and a simpler spray, basically if a Negev an a ak-47 had a child

  • @hedgefund1844
    @hedgefund1844 3 года назад +681

    M249 needs to be the dedicated wallbang weapon. It should have as much penetration as the AWP.

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 8 месяцев назад +3

    The Negev and M249 being separated across teams would actually make a lot of sense honestly

  • @ellinsb7581
    @ellinsb7581 3 года назад +859

    M249 should stay as it is, it's the best gun to roast the other team when you're winning 15-3

  • @RoqueTHEGAMER
    @RoqueTHEGAMER 3 года назад +262

    Just remember that the negev still in "testing"

    • @AndroidX1X
      @AndroidX1X 3 года назад +1

      what do you mean?

    • @RoqueTHEGAMER
      @RoqueTHEGAMER 3 года назад +45

      I remember in a update that they said they were testing it and then they totally abandon it, now I don't remember correctly if it was the Negev or the Revolver

    • @RoqueTHEGAMER
      @RoqueTHEGAMER 3 года назад +57

      Actually it was both.
      blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/04/18527/
      - For a limited time, the Negev and R8 Revolver are available in Competitive Matchmaking.

    • @BlurbFish
      @BlurbFish 3 года назад +73

      @@RoqueTHEGAMER
      "limited time"
      ...
      *three years lateur*

    • @quaziahmedsaquib3600
      @quaziahmedsaquib3600 3 года назад +44

      Valve Limited Time

  • @michaelwesten4624
    @michaelwesten4624 3 года назад +187

    it should cost 15 diamonds, just like in far cry 2

    • @LuizDahoraavida
      @LuizDahoraavida 3 года назад +15

      this quote is videogamedunkey worthy

    • @latbat58
      @latbat58 3 года назад +13

      Noo. It would start jammimg before end of a round

    • @encross8058
      @encross8058 3 года назад +3

      Far cry 2 Is so fun

    • @karkoyeet8062
      @karkoyeet8062 3 года назад

      @@encross8058 far cry 3 is EVEN MORE fun (by a lot)

    • @patriotic_croatian1991
      @patriotic_croatian1991 3 года назад

      Far Cry 2 & 4 are my most favorite fc games

  • @torbahassadra
    @torbahassadra 3 года назад +128

    This makes me miss the old Negev. I kept using it effectively in competitive because I was usually the only one to know its spray pattern and to burst with it, meaning, even if I died, the enemy would inevitably pick it up and then spray over my head with it, making for an easy kill.

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 2 года назад +3

      It didn't have a spray pattern it shot everywhere

    • @torbahassadra
      @torbahassadra 2 года назад +15

      @@thatcooldudeisawesome876 crouch, burst

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 2 года назад +19

      @@torbahassadra That's not a spray pattern, that's just tap firing it you could do that with every gun!

  • @fr0stak3n
    @fr0stak3n 3 года назад +57

    Imagine spending all your money for a weapon that you can only hope to land your shots
    -this post was made by the Negev Gang

  • @amyshaw893
    @amyshaw893 3 года назад +599

    Me, who hasn't played csgo in over a year: "Interesting"

    • @laurel5432
      @laurel5432 3 года назад +17

      Lol, 5 years here

    • @bathshebahubber614
      @bathshebahubber614 3 года назад +33

      honestly the weapons and economy aspect of cs are more entertaining than the actual game for me. Assuming the players are troops on the ground, if I had a role within the CS universe, I'd probably be like an accountant think tank member in the CT/T Pentagon equivalent thinking out what weapons the troops should use and what should be available to buy. Designating roles, loadouts, developing combined arms tactics etcetera that'd pop up on the buy menu and loading screens.
      Assuming each buy menu section is restricted to 6 pieces of equipment each, I could think of so many random weapons to implement and replace other weapons.

    • @luna_macaroni
      @luna_macaroni 3 года назад +9

      Me who has never played CSGO

    • @user-bf3yh6ue7p
      @user-bf3yh6ue7p 3 года назад +14

      @@luna_macaroni P L A Y I T A N D F E E L T H E P A I N

    • @xak3pp
      @xak3pp 3 года назад +5

      oh i a persone who never borned.. thats how long i dont play csgo. yuck fou

  • @berni2905
    @berni2905 3 года назад +76

    2:15 Nice drawing, m8, pure artist!

    • @beep6205
      @beep6205 3 года назад

      Ikr! Also that 69 like tho!

  • @thekuppi1834
    @thekuppi1834 3 года назад +201

    make it 10k so it's even more of a flex to buy it

  • @ZaccoOfficial
    @ZaccoOfficial Год назад +108

    I feel like it should be dropped to like 5,000 or 4,750, and then give it 1-tap headshots from at least 1,024hu's away. It'd be a good contender for CTs to use against the 1-tap headshot AK.

    • @melc311
      @melc311 Год назад +10

      in my opinion even that is too expensive.$3500 would be an ideal.

  • @hv4329
    @hv4329 3 года назад +260

    They should change it's recoil so it's more in line with other rifles, give it the real world accurate 200 round mag and price it between $3500 (200 more than the pricier CT rifle) and $4100 (real life cost for the us army).

    • @QuantumLeclerc
      @QuantumLeclerc 3 года назад +46

      CS:GO Weapon Price Mod (Realistic Edition), where everything is the cost to buy in units when?

    • @hv4329
      @hv4329 3 года назад +2

      @@QuantumLeclerc that'be cool

    • @danielbarladeanu762
      @danielbarladeanu762 3 года назад +10

      @@QuantumLeclerc it s called insurgency

    • @doppled
      @doppled 3 года назад +61

      @@QuantumLeclerc molotovs would cost like $8

    • @k4nkercore241
      @k4nkercore241 3 года назад +34

      @@doppled lmao 5$ if you cheapskate it

  • @fret1
    @fret1 3 года назад +68

    It should replace the knife

  • @jonandewey5367
    @jonandewey5367 3 года назад +415

    TLDR for those that didn’t watch: 13 Dubloons

  • @MatchuxD
    @MatchuxD 3 года назад +37

    2:18 You not slick with that bullet pattern ;)

  • @8stormy5
    @8stormy5 2 года назад +29

    Valve seems to want the M249 to be a "strong open-area LMG" and so I think a fundamental rework of the gun is necessary, especially now that the NEGEV does not fill that role. I think the two ways to go about this are to make it a premium SMG-like weapon, or a premium AR-like weapon. The first is already taken by the P90, which nobody really uses because rifles are just better at that price point, so the AR-route looks promising. I think the draw should be this: 1-hit headshots for CTs, rate-of-fire for Ts. I think all this would require is setting damage and ROF at moderately higher than the best in each team's category: let's say 750 RPM, and 33 damage on armored bodyshot. But, as you said in your video, pricing is a problem between teams, and it's hard to encourage usability as a weapon you can take or re-take with at the same time as giving it good defensive capability, without either making the weapon outright overpowered or unjustifiable to buy over rifles.
    So we're at an impasse, but I think SlothSquadron's solution of team-exclusivity would work. This would let Valve meaningfully differentiate the M249 and the NEGEV, perhaps making the NEGEV a good weapon for suppression and hard-anchoring defense on CT side while giving the M249 power as a way to flush out CTs or lock down angles on a retake. I'm honestly not sure how you'd do this in a way that would make buying the weapon justifiable in the face of the AK47, but you could go the NEGEV route of tanking its price to rock-bottom and simply making it worse than the AK. The problem THERE is that I have no idea how you'd do this without just making the Galil or the UMP-45 fill its roles more effectively, and with different levels of pricing suitable to the team's current needs- this same exact thing has already happened to the NEGEV, which I almost never see used beyond a one-off desperation strategy or as a way to troll worse teams.
    I definitely understand why Valve refuses to touch the M249 (it hasn't exactly been a useable weapon in any other CS). But my wishful thinking tells me there's *some* role for non-standard weapons to fill in this game, beyond a point of mere economic necessity. With that in mind, I think you could reasonably price the current M249 at $1700, and nothing would really change.

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 Год назад

      silvers use the p90. source: am silver

  • @geraldg4631
    @geraldg4631 3 года назад +18

    1:51 yeah 2017 does not seem like it’s almost 4 years ago

  • @annurissimo1082
    @annurissimo1082 3 года назад +173

    Maybe if it was free I would consider getting it on pistol round

    • @assetaden6662
      @assetaden6662 3 года назад +32

      Even then, sometimes dualies will be just better

  • @hypnotoad460
    @hypnotoad460 3 года назад +213

    philip will there be a story about your character in Kingdom Come Deliverence? Just like you did with Ogrub story? Your recent video about the game inspired me to play it and I had so much fun playing it!

    • @petermaguire4825
      @petermaguire4825 3 года назад +3

      I'd love to see him do a playthrough like he did with half life

    • @d4cto
      @d4cto 3 года назад +5

      @@petermaguire4825 naked that is?

    • @rlckyrlcardo
      @rlckyrlcardo 3 года назад +9

      he hearted this comment can’t wait for the video

  • @Dave29
    @Dave29 3 года назад +190

    just waiting for the price to be lowered on the m249 and all of the sudden it becomes meta and all the pros use it for like a week/month until valve nerfs it back, and then there are still pros buying the gun, but not as much
    i should be right, last time i predicted an operation, less than a week later, shattered web came out

    • @lityum2779
      @lityum2779 3 года назад +9

      I told my friend that a new operation will come out soon, 12 hours later broken fang operation announced.

    • @cre8ivecat23
      @cre8ivecat23 3 года назад

      Big man

    • @tehFozzeY
      @tehFozzeY 3 года назад +10

      *and then nobody buys the gun, because it's nerfed into the ground.

    • @sparkie5571
      @sparkie5571 3 года назад +2

      I think a temporary price gouge down to $3.5k or 4k would kickstart it for community use

    • @Ang3lUki
      @Ang3lUki 3 года назад

      @@noborge It's actually great

  • @Jcannnon
    @Jcannnon 3 года назад +391

    Imagine getting one-tapped by the M249

    • @poodablazc
      @poodablazc 3 года назад +16

      Trust me I did one tap someone with m249

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 3 года назад +10

      @@poodablazc *distant snorting*

    • @poodablazc
      @poodablazc 3 года назад +3

      @@tappajaav lol

    • @stoyank.3425
      @stoyank.3425 3 года назад +17

      i got one tapped by my friend, lets just say hes not my friend anymore

    • @clyamus8962
      @clyamus8962 3 года назад

      Did that earlier, hence why I’m here at this video lmao

  • @danin900
    @danin900 3 года назад +28

    Honestly, I just wish the recoil pattern wasn't such a joke.

  • @jort93z
    @jort93z 3 года назад +1384

    The Laser negev update was in 2017? Jeez, I am getting old.

    • @ToastyDaEngi
      @ToastyDaEngi 3 года назад +99

      Damn, it feels like that was like 6 months ago, not nearly 3 years.

    • @naiverphilosophy
      @naiverphilosophy 3 года назад +2

      ikr

    • @kinnu5096
      @kinnu5096 3 года назад +3

      A started playing is 2014 fu.. im old xD

    • @Ultra289
      @Ultra289 3 года назад +20

      I thought in 2017 was when It became 2000 dollar and then in 2018 1700 dollar
      I still remember valve used a picture of the sas model holding a negev on A site mirage when announcing that change

    • @Name-qo6gz
      @Name-qo6gz 3 года назад +2

      2020 has made everything before it feel like a lifetime ago

  • @genesischapter5128
    @genesischapter5128 3 года назад +51

    They should pay us to use it

  • @indestructiblemadness8531
    @indestructiblemadness8531 3 года назад +10

    Im always happy when the less used weapons of csgo are in the spotlight.

  • @Aelfraed26
    @Aelfraed26 3 года назад +24

    Zombie Escape... what a blast from the past. I don't even want to know how many hours I sunk into that game mode in CS:S all the way back in 2007-2009.

    • @momoyawn
      @momoyawn 3 года назад +3

      Gamemode is pretty dead now on CS:S it really makes me unbelievably sad because of all the people that I’ve lost contact with

  • @chriscarlson6880
    @chriscarlson6880 3 года назад +11

    I remember the days of all 5 t's rush long with negev on last round. ahhh the good ole' days

  • @cheezitupp
    @cheezitupp 3 года назад +298

    Imagine using it over the Negev

    • @guiorgy
      @guiorgy 3 года назад +46

      Why imagine? That's exactly what you do when you want to flex, like when leading by more than 10 points or something

    • @jacobm92
      @jacobm92 3 года назад +2

      post-2018 noob spotted

    • @sampic_
      @sampic_ 3 года назад +16

      @@jacobm92 the m249 was crazy in 2015

    • @孙林可
      @孙林可 3 года назад +2

      Imagine people think M249 and Negev are the same.

    • @greatnessgreatness5256
      @greatnessgreatness5256 3 года назад

      @@孙林可 The m249 is such a headshot machine tbh underrated gun but that's cause it's expensive and people think its troll

  • @satanael_el
    @satanael_el 3 года назад +34

    Babe wake up new englishman video

  • @durchfaII
    @durchfaII 3 года назад +281

    Just make it 900$ more expensive that the Negev, it would be a *game changing*

  • @EzekielDeLaCroix
    @EzekielDeLaCroix Год назад +2

    The m249 should pay the ultimate price and sacrifice a random team member when bought

  • @enso8762
    @enso8762 3 года назад +41

    The m249 and negev should be exclusive to ct and t respectively, both with suppression fire while crouching. Slothsquadron had pretty good ideas

    • @thanhdanhvu5886
      @thanhdanhvu5886 3 года назад +1

      You could walk while using the Negev
      *slowly*

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 3 года назад +8

      @@puppieslovies hostage maps

  • @mistermalignant
    @mistermalignant 3 года назад +27

    Thank God, someone with influence is saying something about it. I’ve been saying lower it for years.

    • @metawarp7446
      @metawarp7446 3 года назад +1

      Why would you want to see that gun used more - it's not fun

    • @Tiessie
      @Tiessie 3 года назад +1

      Wow so brave!

    • @muhamadhzz
      @muhamadhzz 3 года назад +8

      @@metawarp7446 to make it have a real purpose in the game, and make competitive scene much less boring, but still not broken at the same time

  • @ucankushincorporations1318
    @ucankushincorporations1318 3 года назад +13

    finally a video about this forgotten *relic*

  • @thearizonaranger4079
    @thearizonaranger4079 3 года назад +70

    *Bruh imagine they add a bipod to it, and you can actually mount it into objects.*

    • @bathshebahubber614
      @bathshebahubber614 3 года назад +29

      the saving grace for the m249. All recoil is gone if you could just c o m m i t to standing absolutely still somewhere for many, many seconds. High risk. High reward.
      It'd make CSGO CoD tho
      but then again, MOUSE2 is a free space for the M249... maybe it's time to give every weapon a special ability like all scoped weapons, all suppressed weapons, the FAMAS and the glock. The bipod would be it for the M249. Wonder what all the other weapons would have... Old school full auto tec 9? Galil regaining its CSGO beta scope? MP9 retaking its position as spiritual successor to the TMP by getting a removable can?

    • @Ultra289
      @Ultra289 3 года назад

      Oh no...

    • @Pllayer064
      @Pllayer064 3 года назад

      Not going to happen, we can't have nice things.

    • @d4cto
      @d4cto 3 года назад +1

      @@bathshebahubber614 thing is, Negev is already there to fit that role.

    • @GregorianMG
      @GregorianMG 3 года назад +4

      The effect will be increased accuracy and reduced recoil size to makes it more managable. However you cannot move and prepariation for it takes a few second.

  • @ne0nn3on
    @ne0nn3on 3 года назад +17

    I genuinely think something like 3.5k or 4k would be good. This gun if it wasn't priced so ridiculously high could actually be used as a really good close quarters gun, due to its high spray and pray potential along with the close quarters one shot headshot capability

  • @SpecialAgentCake
    @SpecialAgentCake 3 года назад +3

    Honestly, I think it should be priced between the FAMAS and M4. Trying to balance it for the T side will always be a losing game, since at those prices it'll be attractive to both sides in the way you warned of at the end of the video. If you balance it for CT, as it most closely mimics those rifles, you end up with a slightly better FAMAS and significantly worse M4.
    $2700 makes the most sense to me. Above the FAMAS and below the M4, it's also the price of an AK. This will give it at least some defensive use on T side as an AK that trades power for ammo capacity (such as in hostage game modes). Further, it makes it appealing properly to the CT side. The accuracy of the M4 is a huge drawing factor, especially as your reach high levels of play. The only way to sell a gun that is less accurate by such a substantial margin is to price it below the rifles which overshadow it to such a degree.

  • @mouthfullofbeesseppl9507
    @mouthfullofbeesseppl9507 3 года назад +101

    Here would be my proposal to the M249 and the Negev, based on the weapons they represent irl:
    The way the irl Negev is built makes it so that the gun is extremely controllable (for an LMG/SAW mind you) at the cost of lowering its rate of fire substantially. Compared to that the M249 puts a lot more lead downrange, but is hard to control when firing long bursts standing upright.
    Thus, in game the M249 should have a very high fire rate (almost like the M4A4) als well as a terrific damage output, but with a harsh but controllable recoil pattern. Its roll would be that of an extremely expensive Super- rifle, able to shred an entire enemy team in seconds. Its cost should be so high, that buying it poses a rist to the teams economy, should it be lost.
    The Negev instead should have a lot less recoil (and maybe better movement accuracy) whilst also being far less lethal. Making the Negev a lot cheaper than the M249 would only further cement its role as a weapon used to surpress the enemy. It should work as an exelent tool for an outnubered CT player to defend a bombsite for as long as it takes their team to rotate by spamming lots of bullets at the enemy in order to keep them in cover. A small pool of reserve ammo would make it impossible to hold an area alone for too long, to keep it balanced
    In that way the two LMGs have their respective roles in the game: one is for shredding hostiles at mid- to- close range, the other one is for surpressing the enemy. But im just a silver player, so what do I know.

    • @shabelijsg2615
      @shabelijsg2615 3 года назад +6

      this is actually brilliant

    • @encross8058
      @encross8058 3 года назад +9

      As a fellow silver I can agree with turning the m249 into the ultra rifle it was destined to be.

    • @birtalanlorant5572
      @birtalanlorant5572 3 года назад +6

      Or make it 15K, so you can get an armor+helmet and the gun, and whenever you kill somebody with it, an in-game announcer would shout ''YEET''. Proper trolling weapon, a lot better now.

    • @CoolGuyKimiR
      @CoolGuyKimiR 3 года назад +3

      Valve has made some embarrassing buffs so I think it wont happen bcz they're scared that it will turn into the buff AUG and buff Tec-9

    • @onurkaymak9790
      @onurkaymak9790 3 года назад +3

      Heavier guns have less recoil irl compared to lighter same caliber guns its a common misconception that heavier guns are harder to control

  • @chadfield6552
    @chadfield6552 3 года назад +8

    1:51 - Hitting me where it hurts man

  • @thooqiwei4548
    @thooqiwei4548 3 года назад +68

    I actually buy the m249 when we are winning so much that we hav extra cash at the end of the half

    • @tobiaspramono378
      @tobiaspramono378 3 года назад

      Yes,i do that stupid thing too cuz we have too much money

  • @Fatsaver
    @Fatsaver 3 года назад +19

    Nah man. It should be less than the Negev which outclasses it in literally every scenario..

    • @lukerucker7858
      @lukerucker7858 3 года назад +2

      I know this is a meme but I do feel Philip glossed over the importance of armor penetration (which the m249 is better at), especially in mowing groups

  • @BadBad3n
    @BadBad3n 3 года назад +4

    Good video mate. You should make a video on how bad the bots are in your comp teams because I feel like valve really needs to work on them whether it be making them always obey commands to making it so you can ping where they go on the map or even asking them for a buy/making them buy themselves something other than an m249...

  • @hughmungus8110
    @hughmungus8110 3 года назад +9

    Slightly reduce the recoil. It's fine to burst with but it's very hard to spray with in longer ranges. Also reduce the price to about $4000. Otherwise it's fine, the dmg, fire rate and armor pen is really good.

    • @WillBilly.
      @WillBilly. 2 года назад

      Ive spent time trying to learn the m259s recoil and if the slowed down the ramp up "reduced the distance between the shots" it would be hard but doable.

  • @1vory1
    @1vory1 3 года назад +34

    3750 would be a good price, it makes it so that it's a upgrade to the aug on defense, and on offense if you would like to rock something more powerful than the Krieg, you might want to do that as well. And armour plus m249 might be better than going glass cannon Awp, and it'd be nice to have a change in the meta :)

    • @zilliq
      @zilliq 3 года назад +6

      Did you buy your craig on krieglist?

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 3 года назад

      Craig always complains when I shoot him

    • @1vory1
      @1vory1 3 года назад

      @@zilliq Idk how to spell SG 553 :(

    • @1vory1
      @1vory1 3 года назад

      @@Dapstart Sorry, I don't really know how to spell it :(

    • @assetaden6662
      @assetaden6662 3 года назад +3

      @@1vory1 It is not better than SG. SG has 100% armor penetration and a super long one shot headshot range. This gun should be ct side only. And yeah its Krieg

  • @mitchellis7738
    @mitchellis7738 3 года назад +8

    I think the devs accidentally gave the negevs intended recoil pattern to the m249 and haven't found out yet lol. Switching them would imo make the m249 well worth it's price. The role of machine guns for me is just area denial. You get 15 seconds solid stream of "don't you fucking dare walk through that door" before reloading, and unlike the molotov, it can be aimed and reloaded. Negev is better for me because it is more accurate

  • @cheesesssessses2222
    @cheesesssessses2222 3 года назад +2

    As a master Guardian player who mains negev and m249 (yes we exist) I would like to point out that negev is the best for CT and m249 is the best for T. This is due to CTs not needing to be on the move that much, the CT can pretty much ignore the negev's slow movement speed but for T on the other hand, they require a lot more movement, therefore they require m249 which will allow them to move faster.
    Sometimes, there are pub players that are open to having 5 full negev/m249 on the same round and it actually works. Even for some people that are annoyed of me (and my friend) buying the negev for every round, they would finally join us buying the negev and mostly, when that happens we probably would win the round.
    The m249 is extremely wasteful and I can't buy it every round but given I had a lot of training on them(on ranked), it would be a good weapon for me, depending on the situation ofcourse.
    With that said though, I'm no where near a pro-level of player. I'm just your standard ranked pub player. Cheers!
    Edit: I've stopped playing csgo for months already so I would be unaware if there's any change to it so please take it as just an opinion from me.

  • @thelemon2764
    @thelemon2764 3 года назад +12

    I feel like the addition of a bipod mechanic that greatly reduces recoil and increases accuracy but at the cost of being stationary would be a good solution. It would distinguish it from any other gun and create a myriad of new strategies. It could even justify its current price and sit alongside the AWP as a powerful tool for defending sites.

  • @aTaryum
    @aTaryum 3 года назад +26

    Give it a real spray pattern, faster walking speed when equipped, reduce the price to 4000$ dollars

    • @JonahMV
      @JonahMV 3 года назад +3

      3500.

    • @cmohandas
      @cmohandas 3 года назад

      3400 dollars

    • @I-am-in-excruciating-pain
      @I-am-in-excruciating-pain 3 года назад

      $2300

    • @Payday5
      @Payday5 3 года назад

      1700

    • @I-am-in-excruciating-pain
      @I-am-in-excruciating-pain 3 года назад +1

      Make the Negev available only for the CTs and the M249 only for the Ts. The Negev is as good as it is but make the m249 a mix of rifles and smgs, i.e. slightly less damage than the rifles but with the run and gun accuracy of smgs

  • @karma8131
    @karma8131 3 года назад +61

    4:29 silvers after playing mm

  • @kapjoteh
    @kapjoteh 3 года назад +51

    I literally googled this this morning

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 3 года назад +7

      I literally googed "the" this morning

    • @franciscosoares2815
      @franciscosoares2815 3 года назад +5

      @@Dapstart i litrally googled "googed" this morning

    • @pologlobal
      @pologlobal 3 года назад +3

      Francisco Soares I literally googled “litrally” this mouning

    • @skavez2866
      @skavez2866 3 года назад +3

      @@pologlobal Y literally googled "mouning" this morning

    • @JesusMeza3
      @JesusMeza3 3 года назад +2

      @@skavez2866 I literally googled "Y" tis morning.

  • @camerongrondzki2716
    @camerongrondzki2716 3 года назад +5

    honestly I've always drawn the comparison to the shotguns, as I feel it performs best when there is little distance for its joke of an accuracy to take place, but that begs the question of why instead you wouldn't just use a shotgun with really high kill rewards, and smg for the versatility, or the Negev bc its a beast but it takes a second to wind up and you cant move while using it
    edit: sorry forgot to mention if you're just using it for the one shot headshot potential then just pick up a deag or a scout which are both FAR cheaper

  • @kingscomo8511
    @kingscomo8511 3 года назад +23

    I have 2k hours and i still didnt even realise how expensive it was 😂😂

  • @joekidd5313
    @joekidd5313 3 года назад +25

    I always tell my team we need to take advantage of the surprisingly low priced M249 . The amount of power and ammunition it lays down is devastating for the enemy team. All you need to do is learn the spray pattern and you have a weapon better suited for combat than the likes of the m4 and ak.

    • @duartemonteiro9459
      @duartemonteiro9459 3 года назад

      Yes the accuracy and damage are just god

    • @Max-gs1lj
      @Max-gs1lj 3 года назад +18

      May I ask what your rank is?

    • @cpi3267
      @cpi3267 3 года назад

      @@Max-gs1lj STFU lol

    • @rodrigopadilha5682
      @rodrigopadilha5682 3 года назад +4

      @@cpi3267 why? He is just asking a question

    • @joekidd5313
      @joekidd5313 3 года назад +4

      @@Max-gs1lj I am silver 3 :)

  • @Luigi64
    @Luigi64 3 года назад +6

    I love this thumbnail

  • @gavinisgavinisgavinisgavin7478
    @gavinisgavinisgavinisgavin7478 3 года назад +8

    Am I the only person that’s just now learning that Slothsquadron is only one person?

  • @shawnwilburn5382
    @shawnwilburn5382 3 года назад +6

    Considering the price of the Negev, and the role the LMGs seem to be fit for, maybe the M249 should be closer to where the Negev is in price, but the Negev's own price should be raised?

  • @CHEERS_FEEL
    @CHEERS_FEEL 2 года назад +3

    The inherent design of CSGO does not really include the need of an Automatic Rifleman, thus having an automatic rifle is superfluous. Supporting fire is not a common tactic, where as shoulder peak instant head shots are more expected.

  • @bigtryguy
    @bigtryguy 3 года назад +3

    Personally, I like the direction slothsquadron went with it, and think it would be best to double down on that. With that, its a unique weapon with similar but distinct playstyle to the Negev and to rifles. You could possibly even decrease its accuracy and buff damage further, to make it more of a close-range spray-and-pray weapon, almost more comparable to the XM, but its always hard to tell what'd actually be balanced, and more importantly, fun.

    • @redline841
      @redline841 Год назад

      TF2 brain kicking in and I feel like M249 could fill in multiple niches depending on what it can do. If you want it to be a spray and pray weapon, a weird quirk it can have is maybe no slowdown while moving or have it be low accuracy, but no running inaccuracy, make it a weapon that pushes into defenses compared to the Negev that stops offenses

  • @Snuni93
    @Snuni93 3 года назад +5

    Suggestion for your videos:
    Think about another representation of those long charts, that you showed a couple times in this video.
    I've noticed, that I just stopped paying attention and took what you said at face value, because it was just too overwhelming.
    Maybe extract the columns and rows of interest? Reduce the info onslought :p?
    otherwise cheers dude, I'd totally publish your videos as academic papers, your critical analysis is marvelous

  • @sheevpalpatine80
    @sheevpalpatine80 3 года назад +5

    7:50
    Hostage Rescue maps: Am I a joke to you?

  • @franpschorr3646
    @franpschorr3646 3 года назад +1

    I still remember several years old conversations with teammates who were angry with me for buying the sg.
    Team: Why are you buying that shitty gun.
    Me: Because it’s better
    Team: No it’s not
    Me: what stats are better on the AK
    Team: the damage
    Me: the sg does more damaged against armored targets
    Team: The AK fires faster
    Me: No it doesn’t and the sg has a much better time to kill
    Team: the AK is easier to use
    Me: The sg has a simplified recoil pattern and a scope, so no the sg is easier.
    And it would just go on like that for however long it took them to realize they were wrong

  • @mammothachoo
    @mammothachoo 3 года назад +2

    VERRRY important to include CS:GO in the title

  • @eglorious-yt
    @eglorious-yt 2 года назад +3

    I think the Negev change was good. The m249 should be changed to work like the Negev just in its own way as a CT weapon. And the Negev T. I like that idea.

  • @mrN3w7
    @mrN3w7 3 года назад +9

    I like the idea of having m249 for one side and negev for the other one. And balance them that way (price, accuracy, damage... etc).

  • @fab9269
    @fab9269 3 года назад +8

    everyone: Happy new year
    philip and his fanbase: is the M249 op?

  • @kisaragi-hiu
    @kisaragi-hiu Год назад +1

    It should be $8000 (or higher!) again to truly be a winner's flex weapon.

  • @DctrBread
    @DctrBread 2 года назад +1

    I think one might expect the LMGs to have some very manageable recoil compared to the rifles. i'd say the weapon should be optimized for area denial and wallbanging, which would give them some utility on the T side. Consider that the awp and autos both have some great capacity for wallbangs.

  • @atsam
    @atsam 3 года назад +29

    slower fire rate and more damage
    for zombies, that is

    • @Chicagoben
      @Chicagoben 3 года назад

      Had slower cycle time than Negev and lower base damage. Would need Negev nerfs or no reason.

  • @freevbucks8019
    @freevbucks8019 3 года назад +9

    Quick answer: yes, change the recoil pattern. It sways to the side like it's a boom in a ship. Otherwise it's fine

  • @pizzatrain9600
    @pizzatrain9600 3 года назад +6

    Its the most expensive -> the best weapon!

  • @Emiliano_Toledo
    @Emiliano_Toledo 3 года назад

    This video shows how much work you put to your videos, great job!🇨🇱😊

  • @aarnealander9788
    @aarnealander9788 3 года назад +1

    Although I very much enjoy the meme value of the M249 as is but to make it useful at the price it currently is a combination between the AK and Negev would in my mind be the way to go. Make the first shot similarly accurate to the AK and make it a one hit headshot and 2 or 3 hit bodyshot, then make the recoil similar to the Negev but less spread on the shots before it becomes a lazer. It's a slugish weapon to walk with so maybe also improve the accuracy when moving. I can't thing any other way to change it on order to make it even somewhat worth it to buy for other than meme reasons. And if you feel like this sounds op, remember that the AWP is a one hit body shot and it costs less than the M249

  • @JaysCoolThings
    @JaysCoolThings 3 года назад +70

    The cts should have the m249 and the ts should have an rpd.

    • @cheesypoohalo
      @cheesypoohalo 3 года назад +16

      The cts should have the m249 and the ts should have an rpg.

    • @Bbhskklh
      @Bbhskklh 3 года назад +3

      Insurgency much?

    • @truedemoknight6784
      @truedemoknight6784 3 года назад +4

      @@Bbhskklh Nah, the RPK is a common real life weapon used by terrorists.

    • @tobiaspramono378
      @tobiaspramono378 3 года назад +3

      I think it should be the RPD

    • @oktayyildirim2911
      @oktayyildirim2911 3 года назад

      That seems awfully one-sided; the RPK uses a 40-round magazine-far from the 100 rounds the M249 currently holds.

  • @christianbeckering5477
    @christianbeckering5477 3 года назад +18

    Very informative video, philip. However, I feel that trying to justify the Armenian genocide felt a bit out of place in a video about the M249.

  • @hagridmary
    @hagridmary 3 года назад +14

    5:50 Philip sounds hungry.

    • @KonStafylides
      @KonStafylides 3 года назад +2

      please just tell me what that means

    • @hagridmary
      @hagridmary 3 года назад +1

      @@KonStafylides If you listen very closely you can hear his belly rumble!

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 3 года назад

      My god your right

    • @vankor
      @vankor 3 года назад

      @@hagridmary Get him a calorie mate or a snake from the jungle, I'm getting vibes from some virtuous mission.

  • @zedekai9456
    @zedekai9456 3 года назад +1

    Loving these graphs!!

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 3 года назад +2

    “I shot a wall with various different weapons”
    The greatest American pastime

  • @ObsidianHunter99
    @ObsidianHunter99 3 года назад +3

    Jokes and memes aside $4k seems reasonable to me, however as long as we're talking pricing the Negev should be at least$2.5k, $1.7k is just way too cheap for that kind of firepower

  • @paradox1516
    @paradox1516 3 года назад +4

    3750,
    I think this would be a good setting since it shoots much faster but still does low range rifle damage.

    • @BarraIzzul
      @BarraIzzul 3 года назад

      But it have more ammunition, it can be the next P90 lol

    • @paradox1516
      @paradox1516 3 года назад

      @@BarraIzzul setting the price to just above a rifle wouldn't turn it into an smg

  • @YungGupta
    @YungGupta 3 года назад +4

    Crazy that the m249 was not only viable but actually justifiable to use in 1.6
    Also, the Negev is my friends I’s anti-cheater weapon. The prefire is inescapable.

  • @MinnowTF
    @MinnowTF 4 месяца назад +1

    make it cost 10000 dollars and also have it double your health, just to see how the meta would change

  • @Alkoholisti6969
    @Alkoholisti6969 3 года назад +2

    Negev is OP if you know how to use it. Just crouch everytime you shoot and the accuracy is instantly like a laser. It takes practice to press the crouch button as a reflex though, but when you master it it's OP.

  • @defmore5099
    @defmore5099 3 года назад +5

    never thought of dogs as slow. must be a british thing

    • @cartoonking9735
      @cartoonking9735 3 года назад +1

      Probably wanted to say slow as shit but didnt want to swear

    • @glowstek
      @glowstek 3 года назад +1

      He self-censored the word "dogshit"

    • @defmore5099
      @defmore5099 3 года назад

      @@glowstek I know. I made a joke. Haha. Funny.