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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @Elliotshmelliot
    @Elliotshmelliot 3 месяца назад +182

    9:57 why do gym bros act like theyre allergic to seasoning 😂 like bro it's not gonna kill you

    • @lmao_tse_tung
      @lmao_tse_tung 3 месяца назад +14

      I know lol. 0 calories and helps the protein go down easier

    • @rebeccamorrison8150
      @rebeccamorrison8150 3 месяца назад +2

      its probably the influence of 'diet culture', if you're adding seasoning you'd probably also need to add butter or oil which wouldn't be ideal for weight loss but probably fine for an athlete or body builder.

    • @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000
      @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000 3 месяца назад

      cause obesity dats why

    • @folkloreofbeing
      @folkloreofbeing 3 месяца назад +5

      Ex body builder here, that bland diet is usually when geting ready for competitions, though some do punish themselves everyday with this diet.

    • @toku_u
      @toku_u 2 месяца назад +1

      It's pretty much necessary at a high level, close to competition. They have to eat extremely lean. Regular gym goers who eat like that are just eating miserably for negligible effects.

  • @jynxasaurus
    @jynxasaurus 3 месяца назад +351

    love this being uploaded at dinner time

  • @billyhills9933
    @billyhills9933 3 месяца назад +245

    The 'pizzas in school' gets even worse when you find out that, according to the US schools' system, pizza counts as a vegetable.

    • @ivanwilliams7413
      @ivanwilliams7413 3 месяца назад +4

      @billyhills9933 *Sigh*...Yup. I can't even use y'all's Biscuit vs. Cake adjudication as a comeback, because of that.

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 3 месяца назад

      You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. That was a perfect example of fake news. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 3 месяца назад

      You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. That was a perfect example of fake news. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 3 месяца назад +13

      You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.

    • @abzinhoo
      @abzinhoo 3 месяца назад +1

      😂

  • @herrhartmann3036
    @herrhartmann3036 3 месяца назад +116

    15:07 That looks like a Weißwurst.
    It's not moldy. The meat loses its colour during cooking, and the dark spots are herbs mixed into the sausage.
    Eating it with a plain slice of bread is a little sad, though.
    Weißwürste are normally served with pretzels and mustard.

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 3 месяца назад +6

      I had a wurst selection in Germany and it was absolutely cursed

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 месяца назад +4

      My thoughts exactly. Somehow if he just had it on a plate it'd be fine but on bread? It's just somehow sad. either way, Mustard fixes it.

    • @JamesLakin-lk6fj
      @JamesLakin-lk6fj 3 месяца назад

      ​@@quantumblurrrthen why dudnt you get a better selection then? Cant be nice if you wnet for the worst sleection possible

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 10 дней назад

      ​@@quantumblurrr what did you do with it? Has to be prepared and served a certain way to taste how it's supposed to. First off you don't fry it, you let it simmer (not boil) in hot water for 10 mins. You eat it with sweet Bavarian mustard and a Laugenbretzel (a soft, chewy salty bread that has the same type of texture as a bagel). The flavours perfectly complement the herby rich sausage. Oh, and the casing is merely there to hold the sausagemeat; it is NOT supposed to be eaten. If you tried to eat that, or eat the sausage cold or anything, then yes it would have been horrible. Xd

  • @HamesSmuth-rn5oi
    @HamesSmuth-rn5oi 3 месяца назад +134

    You should watch the horrid henry movie

    • @topmandog1
      @topmandog1 3 месяца назад

      with dick and dom

    • @myshaa
      @myshaa 3 месяца назад +6

      you are a genius yes

    • @Ozee13
      @Ozee13 3 месяца назад +6

      UK cult classic

    • @MCCAKEmario
      @MCCAKEmario 3 месяца назад +1

      Actual banger movie

    • @steve1070
      @steve1070 3 месяца назад +1

      yes

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 3 месяца назад +43

    6:28 that's where someone has prepped the patty completely wrong and served it anyway. Those are likely lumps of fat or flour that haven't been properly kneaded in. It's probably safe to eat, but it won't taste good :S

    • @Plasmafox
      @Plasmafox 2 дня назад

      that's just the fat scumming out, normally it cooks off. Chicken fat does the same thing and nobody kneaded it in

  • @Syke-R2b
    @Syke-R2b 3 месяца назад +32

    Blob fish right there 😂 2:19

  • @Fredric_Cedrich
    @Fredric_Cedrich 3 месяца назад +16

    My god that vodka with the food reminded me of the shopping from Elana in Peep Show
    “She is very attractive. But brown rice and Pop Tarts? Camomile tea and economy vodka? That's a car crash of a shopping basket.”

  • @ineed-t5r
    @ineed-t5r 3 месяца назад +43

    George you put me off my chippy

    • @liittlemiissd
      @liittlemiissd 3 месяца назад +8

      Pretty sure that’s a legal offence in the uk.

    • @ineed-t5r
      @ineed-t5r 3 месяца назад

      @@liittlemiissd it truly is

    • @euphorieddreamings
      @euphorieddreamings 3 месяца назад +3

      send him a bill that shit aint cheap

  • @Ac3_Silvers
    @Ac3_Silvers 3 месяца назад +10

    4:35 for clarification: these pizzas are the size of like your standard sandwich, they’re “personal” sized. Think one tiny pizza that’s the same amount of food as a large slice.

  • @RPGLover87
    @RPGLover87 3 месяца назад +9

    "The colour of brownies, is brown. Hence the name. What you have there, if they have a name, are some... greenies." "Could it be?! That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a batch of purest greenies?" "Well it's less of a batch, more of a lump really..."

  • @irehthinker
    @irehthinker 3 месяца назад +13

    this video reminds me of my culinary teacher that i had last year that quite literally did not know how to cook. almost everything he made somehow ended up being as hard as a rock or undercooked. idk how he even got the job

  • @humbleguy976
    @humbleguy976 3 месяца назад +33

    7 out of 10 is just the nice way of saying 5 out of 10

  • @ivanwilliams7413
    @ivanwilliams7413 3 месяца назад +16

    My high school had Pizza Hut set up in the cafeteria... That was in 1998. Yeah, we could've used Jaime Oliver back in the day.
    And as a professional cook, I know EXACTLY what that is on those Hardee's patties: Fat + gristle from how it was cooked. When the patties are then pressed together afterwards for shipping after being cooled, but not drained, that's what will happen.

  • @alexjedi2037
    @alexjedi2037 3 месяца назад +8

    0:10 I don't think any human would make these

  • @MrReVersed
    @MrReVersed 3 месяца назад +45

    George is a snack 😋

  • @LocallySourcedCryptid
    @LocallySourcedCryptid 3 месяца назад +5

    7:57 Welcome to the US where every public school is in desperate need of funding

  • @iceicicle3046
    @iceicicle3046 3 месяца назад +19

    1:11 pyro's christmas dinner

    • @WWNbroadcasts
      @WWNbroadcasts 3 месяца назад +1

      We all saw the image and we can all say everything in the video looks better

    • @iceicicle3046
      @iceicicle3046 3 месяца назад +1

      @@WWNbroadcasts facts

    • @coolman113a9
      @coolman113a9 3 месяца назад

      Hmmmmf hmmmmf

  • @draculinalilith396
    @draculinalilith396 3 месяца назад +3

    2:03 bro got the whole medieval food groups right there. On that peasant diet XD

  • @Orbitingaster
    @Orbitingaster 3 месяца назад +7

    peak youtube for eating

  • @MrPhil1503
    @MrPhil1503 3 месяца назад +2

    I went to school in the 1980s and 1990s...pizza and chips was definitely on the menu a lot...and lots of custard-based puddings. The good-old days

  • @yourdailydose-of-facts
    @yourdailydose-of-facts 3 месяца назад +17

    George is the best meal

  • @TehLiquid
    @TehLiquid 2 месяца назад +2

    bro low rates healthy food and then says it'll shorten your life, then high rates objectively bad food that ACTUALLY will shorten your life. this is pure trolling

  • @YosenjuBestDeck
    @YosenjuBestDeck 3 месяца назад +6

    15:45 Americans will eat corndogs but say battered sausages from the chippy are gross

    • @MeatyMani
      @MeatyMani 3 месяца назад

      They'd be right, hypocrites, but correct. Like what you want but battered sausages specifically make me feel so ill 😭.
      I might just be jealous of people that liek them tbh

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 3 месяца назад +1

      @@YosenjuBestDeck What are you talking about? When has any American ever said those are gross? And if they did, they probably don’t like corn dogs either.

  • @laughlan
    @laughlan 3 месяца назад +4

    The words “gourmet” and “nacho” should never be in the same sentence.

  • @MareSerenitis
    @MareSerenitis 3 месяца назад +2

    One of my favourite "looks like shit but is actually good" meals is boiled potatoes with plain fish, just smashed up in a bowl with some butter and pepper.

  • @picobello99
    @picobello99 3 месяца назад +1

    I work at Domino's, so I get to make some monstrosities every now and then. Pepperoni + tuna for example. Or Hawaiian pizza without ham and cheese and triple pineapple, so it's just tomato sauce and lots of pineapple. Or pesto + garlic sauce + barbecue sauce. One time someone ordered a pizza without any topics, not even sauce, so it was just baked dough. Some people really don't have a good taste lol 😂

  • @ScienceWithRoy
    @ScienceWithRoy 3 месяца назад +6

    that christmas cakes looks like rotten ham

  • @rebeccamorrison8150
    @rebeccamorrison8150 3 месяца назад +1

    the lasagna grilled cheese is practically a work of art

  • @61plague4
    @61plague4 3 месяца назад +3

    Just opened RUclips to see a georgeM upload 🔥

  • @Alex-c9h6v
    @Alex-c9h6v 2 месяца назад

    My school food is definitely the exception to the stereotype.
    Bacon sandwiches, ‘breakfast wraps’ (bacon, sausage and cheese) popcorn, waffles, croissants and more.

  • @alexnjx
    @alexnjx 3 месяца назад +2

    Can we get another supermarket similar video?
    It would save my marriage

  • @SuperHappydoggy
    @SuperHappydoggy 3 месяца назад +1

    "the 9th ring of hell,wtf is this" Has me fucking dying of laughter, dgfbidgd

  • @jackord6630
    @jackord6630 3 месяца назад +1

    "you should be more supportive of your daughter shitty brownies...i mean... ohhhhh..." just breaks me xDDD

  • @chetgoodenough8749
    @chetgoodenough8749 3 месяца назад +1

    Drying the duck thing has to be a meme from "fresh meat"

  • @closetculture3025
    @closetculture3025 3 месяца назад +3

    The lack of seasonings and spices is concerning to me.

  • @pipl8508
    @pipl8508 3 месяца назад +2

    5:10 FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu 3 месяца назад +1

    That pizza looks like it was made by a serial killer out of his victims' ears.

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 3 месяца назад +1

    12:58 "Be more supportive"
    Me: "No! Don't support atrocities!"

  • @MasterofSpiders
    @MasterofSpiders 2 месяца назад

    9:07 - How you make this home made protein bar.
    Step 1: Eat a lot of brown bread, cashew nuts, or All Bran cereal. Anything with a lot of fibre.
    Step 2: Sit on the toilet.

  • @emmahavana
    @emmahavana 3 месяца назад +3

    We had pizzas at school, broke my tooth on the crust once 🙃

  • @ameliavachon1939
    @ameliavachon1939 3 месяца назад

    george uploading is the highlight of my day

  • @SVJontop
    @SVJontop 3 месяца назад +1

    Nice to see all of George's cooking

  • @riddlussy3109
    @riddlussy3109 3 месяца назад +1

    Devouring my mums cooking rn ty George

  • @TheKanguru
    @TheKanguru 3 месяца назад +1

    man been hackin into that shushi roll with a serrated butterknife no wonder the sushi looks like it was attacked.

  • @HelenaPorter
    @HelenaPorter 3 месяца назад +4

    Your content is refreshingly authentic, keeps me coming back for more!

  • @hancrew3098
    @hancrew3098 3 месяца назад +1

    Shading unhealthy American school meals when I’m British and our school gave us foot long baguettes with literal melted chocolate ladled into it for breakfast 😂

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 10 дней назад

      Wasn't Nutella a thing?!

    • @hancrew3098
      @hancrew3098 8 дней назад

      @ just a big ol pan full of melted chocolate 😂

  • @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN
    @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN 3 месяца назад

    With all these 7/10's I feel like I'm watching Brandon beavo tick tock😂 big up George M 7/10!

  • @EpicDoggo-q7v
    @EpicDoggo-q7v 3 месяца назад +1

    the duck is literally just the fish in the cupboard from friday night dinner

  • @Jedi_With_Aesthetic
    @Jedi_With_Aesthetic 3 месяца назад +1

    Pineapple + jalapeño peppers makes for a really delicious sweet and spicy pizza but I agree that one thing you looked at had way too many jalapeños 😂

  • @yourdailydose-of-facts
    @yourdailydose-of-facts 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm surprised George made it out after all this good madness

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 3 месяца назад

    That first meal looks incredible.

  • @forrestfire2021
    @forrestfire2021 3 месяца назад

    Petition to have George make the lasagndwitch

  • @Child_Dog
    @Child_Dog 2 месяца назад

    Chips and cottage cheese goes HARD. Anyone who likes both should really try it.

  • @2Bored2Name
    @2Bored2Name 11 дней назад +1

    6:39
    They'd call that the cook it your damn self 💀

  • @JellyBeanKitten
    @JellyBeanKitten 3 месяца назад

    That lasagne grilled cheese is freaking amazing!

  • @humbler430
    @humbler430 3 месяца назад +2

    Nah I searched up memelous on tiktok and theirs a bunch of people simping over him and like thirst traps it's wild

  • @GutnarmEVE
    @GutnarmEVE 3 месяца назад +1

    "onions? brr!" - rest assured: the murrica variants are bred to be big but mild. blanch them for a few seconds, they'll turn rather tasteless, and you won't even have to chew.

  • @MaxieMooa101-likes-Yeeps
    @MaxieMooa101-likes-Yeeps 3 месяца назад +1

    Watched this while eating a butter chicken curry

  • @yourdailydose-of-facts
    @yourdailydose-of-facts 3 месяца назад +1

    Babe wake up George uploaded

  • @Joni_Tarvainen
    @Joni_Tarvainen 3 месяца назад +1

    In my college days I woke up one day, threw chocolate cereal on the bowl and realized I had ran out of milk, so in my peak intelligence I replaced it with vodka.
    It was horrible, but the school day was much funnier than usually after that breakfast.

  • @Revvs7
    @Revvs7 3 месяца назад +6

    In my first year of uni i survived on microwave rice and a can of tuna and beans everyday for the entire year. I didn't know how to cook nor had the money to buy food. still the best moments of my life lmao

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 3 месяца назад

      Something like that is a third of the examples. Technically not real food but still very much edible and sometimes even enjoyable. I still would have bought some kind of sauce for that.

  • @cleareyesthehamilkit1469
    @cleareyesthehamilkit1469 3 месяца назад

    uploaded right as i started my dinner! cant wait to watch while im eating

  • @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000
    @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000 3 месяца назад

    working cooking in the hot summer weather is the worst

  • @scottianson5133
    @scottianson5133 3 месяца назад +2

    "I looked at black mold and thought it was something different."

  • @ellsbellsbabyy
    @ellsbellsbabyy 3 месяца назад

    these videos always makes me feel better about my uni struggle meals 😭

  • @emilym1280
    @emilym1280 3 месяца назад

    These videos always make me feel like what I serve up for me and my husband isn’t actually that bad at all 😂

  • @lynnazor
    @lynnazor 10 дней назад

    Cottage cheese and tortilla chips go hard.

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu 3 месяца назад

    The microwaved burger looks like the beginning of act two of an alien biological horror movie.

  • @Verbot819
    @Verbot819 3 месяца назад

    Of course this was uploaded while I was eating

  • @lisaswrdywrld
    @lisaswrdywrld 3 месяца назад

    was just having the worst day imaginable im so glad this was just uploaded brought my mood up

  • @BrazenBull91
    @BrazenBull91 3 месяца назад

    As a British Asian chef, this was a hard watch 😂🤟🏼🇬🇧

  • @FrostFire1987
    @FrostFire1987 2 месяца назад

    thin and crispy pizza is always better, deep dish is like eating a bottle of tomato sauce and cheese

  • @sadbutrad4961
    @sadbutrad4961 15 дней назад

    12:20 peak college meal

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu 3 месяца назад

    Vegetables and pork in natural gelatin (not added powder) is called aspic or head cheese and is delicious.

  • @MamattsBuba
    @MamattsBuba 29 дней назад

    ngl hot dog in a wrap slaps its just the best broke dinner

  • @mo11ycx
    @mo11ycx 3 месяца назад +1

    1:20 looks like a smokers lung 😭

  • @iphatbass
    @iphatbass 3 месяца назад

    Tuna, mayo, diced onion and corn is the best combination! You will get fantastic meal

  • @sirperybLakeney
    @sirperybLakeney 3 месяца назад

    Putting the duck in a cupboard is a fairly standard way of making Peking Duck. Looks pretty good.

  • @tovarishchfeixiao
    @tovarishchfeixiao Месяц назад

    8:18 that jelly looks like "kocsonya". Which is basically a soup filledwith pig meat and veggies than made into a jelly-like thing. :D

  • @MusicaINFI0
    @MusicaINFI0 3 месяца назад +3

    sick mate

    • @aleck7414
      @aleck7414 3 месяца назад +1

      you were first

    • @MusicaINFI0
      @MusicaINFI0 3 месяца назад

      @@aleck7414 cool :>

  • @dwaynethefrog
    @dwaynethefrog 3 месяца назад

    i used to only pack lunch through most of high school because god forbid you catch it on the one hotdog day

  • @Plasmafox
    @Plasmafox 2 дня назад

    7:20 it was so bad he sued the restaurants for putting his name on it lol

  • @yourdailydose-of-facts
    @yourdailydose-of-facts 3 месяца назад

    You made my day George

  • @Neknesch
    @Neknesch 3 месяца назад

    Dude soft boiled eggs with salt are absolutely amazing

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 месяца назад

    I was hungry before I watched this and some of these look alright and they have made me hungry

  • @ClownBARF
    @ClownBARF Месяц назад +1

    Corndogs are fucking good. I love getting a fresh made foot long corndog at the state fair every year.
    they only taste bad if you buy frozen ones and microwave em. Baking is the way to go and then you get to chew the leftover bit off the stick.

  • @Dylandamuffin
    @Dylandamuffin 3 месяца назад +35

    I've been eating McDonald's for the past 6,000 years and I'm fine so I dont know what the handsome masked mans rambling on about

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 3 месяца назад +1

      infinitw mc donladnd

    • @Dylandamuffin
      @Dylandamuffin 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@BoxOfToasters are you high?

    • @CosImUpRn
      @CosImUpRn 3 месяца назад +1

      What the he'll are you immortal?

    • @alexjedi2037
      @alexjedi2037 3 месяца назад +1

      Maccies is the secret to immortality

  • @AMan-JCIL
    @AMan-JCIL 28 дней назад

    Anyone remember Turkey Twizzlers? They were so tasty, but then Jamie Oliver had them banned in schools in the UK because of high fat content and sugar. Then the product was discontinued. 😩

  • @seabass819
    @seabass819 3 месяца назад

    to be very fair, the pizza we get in schools, are those tiny 4-5 inch personal microwave pizzas. not the full 12 inch pies.

  • @theMerryMonarch
    @theMerryMonarch 2 месяца назад

    Bro, the beans at 2:00 have RICE IN IT.

  • @WWNbroadcasts
    @WWNbroadcasts 3 месяца назад

    6:23 the flood of halo looking burger

  • @OTGT26
    @OTGT26 3 месяца назад

    Brilliant watch while I'm eating, cheers george

  • @lmao_tse_tung
    @lmao_tse_tung 3 месяца назад

    About the Denny's burger. Apparently the weird circles happen when you grill straight from frozen. Also happens with burger king

  • @jkasaunder228
    @jkasaunder228 3 месяца назад

    A stale pizza slice? Nah it was either a half a burger roll / baguette topped. God tier food.

  • @renfcook
    @renfcook 3 месяца назад

    Watching this while dipping my potato cake in my hot chocolate, and there’s nothing you can do about it

  • @YourXavier
    @YourXavier 3 месяца назад

    Corn dogs do seem like something invented to camouflage hot dogs that nobody wanted to eat.
    And that's despite the fact that hot dogs were invented to camouflage the meat that nobody wanted to eat.

  • @Turkeyinthehay
    @Turkeyinthehay 2 месяца назад

    Corn dogs are amazing!

  • @xephnetinos3810
    @xephnetinos3810 3 месяца назад

    I work in a grocery store. That rico cheese actually sells like CRAZY in my store

  • @alexjedi2037
    @alexjedi2037 3 месяца назад +1

    4:36 Jamie Oliver would be proud