Horrible Maps 9
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- Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024
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"What happened to Turkey?" A Greek, armenian, arab, kurd, Bulgarian and a serbian collaborated to draw the map.
Turkey is Kurdistan
@@ZERO-vo4bh say it again but in reverse
@@ugurtansak9323 it again but in reverse
@@dolphindiverbct8297 say ti again but in reverse
@@ugurtansak9323 natsidruK si yekruT
It always amazes me that human beings made these.
Why is this saying 2 days ago?
It truly is, some Humans are dull
@@nusratparveen82 Questions scientists still can't answer
Time traveller type shi
2 days ago?
The Vatican one amuses the hell out of me just because the map also takes great care to highlight Russian territory for no discernable reason.
It's the reverse for Russia, they're not highlighted. They're now considered as Asian in that map, including Kaliningrad.
It was taken out of context, i bet it was comparing the two.
For those who want to see the Vatican in the original video link:ruclips.net/video/TA4rh8iqZoM/видео.html
@@arquiduquedoimperiodobrazi9608 thanks so much!
ruclips.net/video/TA4rh8iqZoM/видео.html I'm the guy who send it, there is wher I get the map 0:57 on the link
"What happened to Turkey?" As a Turkish person, I ask myself the same question every day.
Never heard about an Erdogan supporter, does they even exist? How someone so unpopular is still in power?
@@sergiowinter5383 simple answer SYRIANS
@@sergiowinter5383 he imports citizens to vote for him
What happened??erdogan and refugees happened
@@fallendown8828 That's funny considering Syria is governed by the based Assad, how can they vote so badly in Turkey having such a good leader in their own country?
The second to last is clearly a joke one. Ireland is now South Ireland; Finland, Norway, and Sweden are switched around; Czechia and Slovacia have switched around, Latvia is missing; Bulgaria owns the Romanian coastline; North Macedonia owns greek Macedonia and is called just Macedonia; Catalonia is the basque country and Andorra is Catalonia; London is way too far north;... . It seams to be a map designed to annoy everyone.
iceland is also upside down.
No, Latvia's on there, they just seemed to have conquered Koningsberg/Kalliningrad to be their new realm after their homeland was overrun by Lithuania.
@@LinuxGamersArchives lol true
Moldavia also took part of Ukraine
Serbia has montenegro
It’s so weird to me that China fits so well in the place of Poland.
It makes you wonder if Poland is actually China in disguise.
@@connertuthill1442 well considering China is also one of the most bullied nations in the world. I lowkey think ur statement is not too far off from the truth. lol
@@metalheadcomicbookfan797 wow an imperial Chinese sympathizer
@@silverletter4551 no I'm not. ur stupid. China is just like Poland and Korea. Bullied by a lot of superpowers for years. I know that they're also bullying their neighbors but that doesn't change the fact that China is one of the most invaded countries in the world.
@@metalheadcomicbookfan797 The Chinese Empire is responsible for killing untold numbers of people. It is perhaps the most vile despotic regime to ever exist.
1:50 it’s good that they represented the way the ice sheets were spreading down through northern Russia, during that entire ice age we had while Vatican City was Corsica
And this random glacier covering Kaliningrad
i think they did that because it was some video or something comparing the largest country with the smallest
Based pfp, friend.
@@lorddunsparce9425 thanks, comrade!
Tankies gtfo
"Sir I think there is a Chinese spy in Europe."
"What makes you think that?"
"0:01"
Those borders look sexy ngl lmao
@@FriedrichBarbWW2 Poland has china shape in some hoi4 joke mod
Cursed
Also for some reason this thing called "Denmark" exist?
*Intruder alert!*
A Chinese spy is in the base!
"What happened to Turkey?"
"Gone, reduced to atoms."
We can only hope😔
The Balkan dream
@@Tower_Swagman grik best dream
Greeks approves
Everyone’s dream
The People's Republic of Poland isn't real. It can't hurt you.
0:01: People's Republic of Poland:
Bruh
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_People's_Republic
The more you look at it the more cursed it gets!
How did i not notice that
@@endengineer2441 calm dudes, only a joke
@@afdalridwan3813 "calm down" literally all he said was Bruh and posted a link to a wikipedia page lol
That second to last map is a master class of a troll map. some of the details not mentioned in the video:
the tip of denmark is cut off, copenhagen as moved onto the tip of scandinavia, which was given to denmark, a fake capital for denmark called legoland was added to jutland, the names of Norway, Finland, and Sweden were swapped around, the capital of germany was changed to Hamburg, Luxembourg re-annexed the land belgium took, Andorra annexed catalonia and the basque region has split from spain and called themselves catalonia. Serbia has re-annexed montenegro and Belgrade was renamed to Belcurve, but then the names of Bosnia and Herzegovina and Serbia and Montenegro were swapped around, North Macedonia has annexed greek macedonia to become the one true macedonia, Bulgaria has annexed Romania's access to the black sea, Constantinople was added as a city on the asian side of the straits, czechia and slovakia have swapped places, lithuania has annexed latvia and moved it down to Kaliningrad while the city has moved inland into the part of belarus russia annexed, the coast of lithuania was cut into as well, Jan Mayen was renamed to svalbard, Belfast was re-named Belslow, ireland became South Ireland and the entire island as jumped northwest and taken the hebrides islands along with them, Algeria just got shortened as well. Slovenia got copy-pasted into austria as well with the part left behind renamed Molvania
This doesn't even cover a lot of the city renames that I don't understand the joke behind. And the ones that do. And there are probably a few other details i'm missing here but I've taken too long writing this all down so have fun
Legoland? Really?
gotland is a big circle now too
the canary islands are close to spain, the aral sea is in russia, moldova annexed that weird panhandle of ukraine
@@AppIePineapple I call it Ukraine's lower jaw.
Putingrad 🤣
The map at 3:20 managed to do the impossible. It made Chile landlocked.
No, they gave the inner half of chile to peru
To make up for that, they gave Lesotho access to the sea.
Does that mean Bolivia is landlocked within a landlocked country? Landlockedception?
It looks like Peru activated his Inca powers and took the Andes from Chile and Argentina
@@Koala1203 yes, lichtenstein has been doing that for years
5:00
I actually got this map for my school history class and was personally looking at it wondering who would create such a monstrosity.
*SO THAT’S ACTUALLY REAL?*
Bit late but I also got it for a project and thought it was pretty concerning upon first sight but seeing this video, oh god.
I love how iceland is just gone in the last one
it always has been
@@aidan-4759 sad antarctican noises. Nobody talks about them
It has become Sealand
"What happened to Turkey!?"
Serbia, Bulgaria, Greece, Armenia, and Kurdistan: *suspicious whistling*
lol
Wtf is Serbia getting tho?
No such existance "kurdistan"
Don’t forget Australia and New Zealand!
2:56 Mr. Freeman is my history teacher so I'll inform him about that. I remembered this map from 10th grade DE so it was a pleasant surprise.
Ðe idea of ðe map is good ðo
@@tomasbeltran04050 Þegiðu
@@Tower_Swagman i don't know Icelandic, I just like þorn and eð
Yooo whats up.
@@vova-l Ayyy Vova
This needs to be a series that can go on forever I love this
3:19 ok hold on there’s a so many more inaccuracies:
- Russia has annexed Korea
- Turkey began to re-establish the Ottoman Empire
- Balochistan is now Independent
- Austria and Hungary are now United
- Spain and France are now United
- Lesotho and Eswatini have annexed large parts of south africa
- Peru has annexed the Andean Mountains
- Germany has annexed Denmark
- either Luxemburg has been moved to the North Sea or the duchy of Oldenburg
has been re-established
- The greater Netherlands have been re-established
- Malaysia is gone
- New Caledonia has started to reclaim the Ocean to recreate Zeelandia
- The Central American federation seems to have been re-established but then
got into a war with Mexico and Colombia and lost a lot of territory
- China has annexed Vietnam
- Switzerland has been divided and annexed by its neighbors
- Mauretania has annexed Senegal
- Gambia is now Thicc
+Sri Lanka has been split in 2
Afghanistan has annexed Tajikistan
West Africa is melting
The equator passes *under* Sumatra???
Papua New Guinea is gone
Ethiopia has annexed Eritrea and Djibouti
Russia has annexed the Caucasus
Some of the Balkan countries are gone
Romania has annexed Moldova
Uzbekistan is really sad looking
Kaliningrad has been annexed by Poland
Russia has annexed Georgia, Azerbaijan, and Armenia.
russia got split down the middle
Since the page says "Practice Map 3" all of those missing borders are opportunities, starting with "finish drawing the Canada/US border" and getting more smaller/difficult from there.
I will never understand how there can be so many terrible maps out there, isn't the world map one of the most objective (per se) and accessible things you can get?
Oh hey LiqLak
Well technically the only correct map of the world would be a globe if your not a flat earthen, every other kind of map deforms everything in one way or another depending on use. But generally speaking at this point in time you really don't have much of an excuse to not have the basic continental shapes down at least.
Not anymore with China pressuring companies to draw Taiwan as part of the mainland.
@@charmyzard I mean, that is correct tho. Both the PRoC and RoC agree that only one of them should exist and control the mainland and Taiwan. They just disagree on who that should be.
@@PintoRagazzo The very clear solution is an independent taiwan tho
3:20 I think my favorite there is West Chile and East Chile. I guess we need two long spaghetti boys on the map.
4:34 I just noticed that Sweden, Norway and Finland switched names, Moldova looks a bit too big, and Ireland, which is labeled South Ireland, is ironically too far north.
Slovakia is north east of Czechia
I love this series.
4:54 Why does british own Indonesia
British after napoleonic wars : Hmmm, The Dutch were worst handling these island, i'm gonna take it to my collection anyway
0:36 Yep, I sent this map. It was supposed to be a locator map of Berlin from a 2004 encyclopedia.
Thanks for the mention!
@Cali Boy You email him.
@Cali Boy You can find it in his About section.
Isn't are you the guy i met in a yeakkos workd vedio
That China-Poland one is definitely a cursed image
I liked it
4:30 You were way too nice. "South Ireland"?? Finland, Norway, and Sweden got shuffled. The Baltics are a mess. This guy must have been drunk.
I think this is a masterful troll
That's definitely a troll, given that Austria is called Australia, St. Petersburg is next to Leningrad and the before mentioned 'South Ireland'. If you look further, there are so much more little details that are off but in a way they weren't simple mistakes, kinda just to either get on people's nerves or to make people laugh, depending how you see the intention behind.
A China Shaped Poland?!
Not even a second in, and I'm already seeing weird things.
Yay it’s back! I love this series so much thank you this definitely made my day
5:10 you just dont realize its the future of the british empire when queen elizabeth the third takes the throne
4:39 Ireland was also moved up
5:15 Iceland, being made entirely of ice, was the first victim of global warming, as this map so accurately shows
Ah yes, playing Assassina Creed Brotherhood set on Corsica brings back memories.
4:39 Ireland is jumping to get away from England
As an English person, all I can say is g o o d
That last one really took “the world has progressed beyond the need for the Balkans” to heart.
Oh boy, this hurts
heyo that poland-china picture is from a mod i updated a few weeks back, cool to see it spread further
The second to last map is a total troll. It is AMAZING! 20/10!!!
i love this series
Jason has finally used his power of horrible maps on Friday XIII
The China Poland one was really convincing at a look over
Oh I get the problem, they aren't globes
@Sam Wallace lol
i think it's obvious why they didnt put the Great Lakes in that Olympics map once you start visualizing them included and the relative position of the skier.
Therapist: Choland isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Choland: 0:01
I was saying 'just average it out' on the 'Vatican' map and then you did just that!
Oh and that map of Europe - WOW!!!!!
4:33 you completely missed the labeling of the nordic countries in Fennoscandia being absolutely massacred
Stockholm is in Northern "Finland"
The map scale is off too, with 1 : 1 950 000 000 it would make Europe's width around 17 550 km whereas the scale below indicates it's only 1200 km.
Given I'm prone to mistakes I'd like someone correct me if I'm wrong, but yeah, that doesn't look like it would fit together.
4:16 That trolly Europe map also has independent Catalonia and Basque county. Those were in fact the only things I spotted on my own.
Edit: Oh and the names switcheroo of Norway, Sweden, and Finland. Thanks I hate it.
Did anyone notice that on the second-to-last map that Tunis is labelled Carthage?
The best series, always enjoy these
4:15
Me, landing in Dublin: "Ahh, South Ireland."
All of Ireland: *music stops*
*southern Ireland
I've missed the horrible maps videos... now these maps can haunt my memories again
1:28 This map is from a brazilian tv channel.
I didn't think it was possible but on the practice map one, they managed to split Chile... _lengthwise_ ...although granted, they did give them a slice of Argentina to do it.
3:33
Plot twist: Russia never sold Alaska.
Plot twist 2: liechtenstein bought alaksa
1:35 I love how Kaliningrad is the only white bit
1:07 Every map of Kurdistan is absolutely horrible
Makes sense that a turk said it
“WhAt HaPpEnEd To TuRkEy?!” Is my favorite thing
I've been looking forward to this
Sad i didn't see it in my feed till now
The last one reminded me the maps I used to draw from memory as a kid
I genuinely don't know what I'd do if saw one of these
Not even addressing the fact that Skandinavia is freaky-Friday'ed to all hell in that second to last man, eh?
4:35 just wait till you notice Slovakoczechia
I *need* a high resolution image of the second-to-last map.
Nvm found it
@Ivan Varela I mean, there are like 30 things wrong with it
@@globuscola can you put a link?
That British Empire map destroyed Greece
The way he said "What happened to Turkey?" is just golden
4:34 - you didn't even touch on the atrocities in Scandinavia
3:34 I think I figured it out, Canada wasn't annexed by us, the contiguous states were annexed by Canada
Idk if that was a change though but on the third map, you can see that Ukraine I think got disfigured and somehow got a bit of Belarus to the left side. If you notice it a bit
Thank you for the upload
I've never heard such distress in the words
"What happened to Turkey!?"
It's so nice to know that I'm not the only one who is picky about maps. These video really speak to me on a spiritual level.
the "what happened to turkey" destroyed me
I love how the Olympic poster just has Canada and Mexico as straight lines going on forever.
It's back!!!! FINALLY!!!!
I literally have HoI4 open and am about to start but wanted to do one last check of youtube before I play; and the opening image is the first thing I see!!
2:59 lol that's a map my AP history teacher showed us unironically
3:47 Baja California peninsula: *ight imma head out.*
3:15 Aren't you gonna mention the fact that Constantinople and Beijing are roughly on the same latitude?
A 10 from Fantano and a Bad Maps video? Ridge Wallets' PR division must be popping off rn
I really think the wavy one communicates it's information well (wish the Sudetenland was differently shaped, the map isn't perfect) with some artistic flair on the map style. Should I child use this to understand the shapes of the countries? No. But for older students I think it's an eye catching map that communicates the information.
Hi EmperorTigerstar.
At 4:28 what you showed us these malta which is not in the right place.
Ayyyy new ep
4:34
the Basque country is labelled Catalonia
North Macedonia has South Macedonia and West Thrace
Czechia and Slovakia switched places
Bulgaria has all of Dobrudja
all former yugoslav countries are mislabelled
Luxembourg annext east Belgium
Kaliningrad moved a couple hundred kilometres east
Gotland got fat
Stalingrad ist back, Volgrograd is on Kola now, Murmansk moved east
There's a new lake next to something called "Putingrad"
They also forgot about Memel on the first one.
3:35 i love when these maps references the fallout universe and the US annexes canada
bro that British empire map was in a history revision book i had, my history teacher said there were no issues with it when i brought it up
3:20 that map was what I used in Grade 3 geography in India, ah the times
0:34 They also forgot Luxembourg.
These maps are pretty horrifying. The nope out of 10 is pure map gore.
the series is back
Fun fact: emperortigerstar is the gordon ramsay of mapping
Tigerstar is finally entering the despair phase, we must torture him more
Love that thumbnail
I didn't even notice Turkey/The Black sea until you mentioned it LOL
Me when I say a new Horrible maps video: YAY
Kurdish people really said
"Gimmie every major city that has atleast 1 Kurd in it"
I may well never get tired of seeing these terrible maps
I also like clickbait Thumnails, kepp the work Emperor.
"Why does Britain own Hainan and Indonesia?" - Every vic2 game ever
3:46 is an alt history Map I know it in my bones.
5:12
The nopest nope you've ever smoked!
0:01 this one is actually well done