To be honest, just one of the first two getting involved with you seems like a bad decision for everyone as a basic fact of life. Makes for fun videos, though. So I guess the sacrifice of virtual life is very much worth it.
It's like freaking 1984 in here, Jon keeps saying it's flat, and I keep seeing that it's slanted, and now to mix my metaphors "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS! Jon!"
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Actually, it's quite flat. It's just not horizontal. A flat surface just needs to be flat, which most of the surfaces in the game are. They're not horizontal, however, because of how they are placed in relation to the horizon of the game.
The only witnesses are the people in the helis, but they probably threw themselves into the ocean after they watch their families fall into the ocean...
at first glance, i thought this game looked dumb. second glance: "huh... not bad, but not my thing." first glance after playing Night in the Woods: "cool little game, this. i could see Mae doing a version of this as a minigame. maybe, like... helping Gregg or Bea stack somewhat unstable shelves?" first glance after seeing baldi's basics: "balancity should be a trend and not baldi's basics in bad animation and awful models."
I hope you know that Baldi's Basics' art assets are low-quality _on purpose,_ as part of its "old-school edutainment game" aesthetic. Of course, that doesn't mean you have to like them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if a game is bad on purpose, it's still a bad game. if you disagree, that's fine. but youtube keeps trying to get me to follow the trends, which i will not no matter how much markiplier and pew-die-pie want me to.
What you need us some bridge ballast and a triangle of strength.
Perhaps a pentagon of power?
LAMOOO
Physics Puzzles, City Building and Jon. This is going to end with people dying, isn't it.
I blame the guy who decided to build the city here in the first place...
Many A True Nerd Jon when do you think the next fallout 4 frost vid will come out
The city planner made some questionable logistical decisions to be sure.
To be honest, just one of the first two getting involved with you seems like a bad decision for everyone as a basic fact of life. Makes for fun videos, though. So I guess the sacrifice of virtual life is very much worth it.
It's a kill everything run.
"That's pretty flat". Everyone RUN!
It's uncanny how accurately this portrays my local government.
It could be worse - Jon could be in charge of balancing your budget ;)
'Counterbalance one government building with another'
Sounds about right.
De Parapluman I agree. That's the problem with the Tories..
It's like freaking 1984 in here, Jon keeps saying it's flat, and I keep seeing that it's slanted, and now to mix my metaphors "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS! Jon!"
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Jon plus physics plus perception. What could possibly go wrong? I enjoyed this video a lot!
Jon I think you have a slightly warped idea of what flat is
I see what you did there... XD
Not as warped as the people who move to these cities.
Actually, it's quite flat. It's just not horizontal. A flat surface just needs to be flat, which most of the surfaces in the game are. They're not horizontal, however, because of how they are placed in relation to the horizon of the game.
Imagine actually living in a city like this.
"Batman the only witness"
With only one robbery at a time he's probably pretty bored.
Higher education, holding the world together once again.
I love the smell of Bridge(or Power Plant) ballast in the evening.
This kind of building must break some health and safety regulations...
Also, that statue was not even remotely carton shape!
I don't think I'd enjoy this game, but I sure do enjoy watching you play it.
Pyramid of strength?
Oh yeah!
I'm an American. This game hits to close to home for my taste.
Bridging all these gaps without bridge ballast? Are you mad?!
♪ there's a whole lotta shakin goin on ♪
So no bridges, but he finally has an excuse to legitimately use ballast. It'll still go horribly wrong, though....
zrobotics No pyramids of strength, that was the problem...
STRONG AND STABLE!!
This kinda reminds me of Final Fantasy 7, with a city on top, and a polluted slum on the bottom.
the city of Midgar
Yup.
You did pretty good with city building game.
drop powerplants! drop powerplants!
no, no, no, no, no, NOOOO!!!
.......
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BALLS!!!
In a completely different vein, I wonder if we'll see Wolfenstein on the channel with the new one coming out soon.
Perception 1 Jon strikes again! The power plant burned down.
It went as well as Las Jon ;)
Needs more ballasts O.o
Thats a 'high School'
This is basically a Kowloon Walled City simulator. 10/10
City Ballast
you forgot the bridge ballest
Jon, you're on a roll today. 3 Videos! :D
I'ts only really 2, the third is just a short reminder of the livestream tomorrow, and is probably going to get removed like it does every week.
You are the best thing ever your like a mix of ashens and nerdcubed
This looks like a cute little game. I may pick it up if I see it on sale.
Can you imagine the life insurance premiums that these people would have to pay.?
"What's on fire? It's a government building, it's fine" -Jon
this has no road building so I'm not sure how this could go as wrong, but there will be a way
I spoke too soon, balancing and roads are what caused the downfall of this peaceful place
i actually got this game for free bc the developer is a great guy
So it's SimCity...if it were given a cute-looking overhaul by physics-loving sadists?
This is what the world will become if the Portuguese conquer Denmark.
I'm confused, I also feel stupid since this got 22 likes(Am I missing something?)
Well they did tell me to build tall in strategy games.
the power station burnt down
Trees don't put any weight on it
It was not a mobile game or a facebook game from what I recall
I remember playing it on like kongregate or some shit
The power plant actually burned due to the earthquake.
Good news, Jon. I got an ad!
Lol the coal powerplant was on fire
This is ruined by no save feature. The 'Save and Exit' button autosaves just before game over so it proves 100% useless. Really kills it for me.
Obviously, you didn't import enough bridge ballast from the Portugese.
(INSERT BAD PUN HERE)
Many a True Pun BalanCity?
Minsc And Boo Close enough I mean its not like my life hangs in the BALANCE... can u get boo
Imagine the suicidal part of the city
Try kingdom new lands jon
These people can commute upward! no no no no no no no
in other news batman the only witness...
in other news the uncollapseable city
The only witnesses are the people in the helis, but they probably threw themselves into the ocean after they watch their families fall into the ocean...
UNLIMITED POWER!!!
What happened to the Fallout 4 frost series?
Sundays
That's Sunday.
So him uploading a video that wasnt that means the series was canceled? ok.
He needed to make sure he had enough city balast.
Andrew Thompson literal sod inbound
Build the wall
This game looks good apart from that super cringey and squeaky "help me" thing that continuously plays when anything happens......
at first glance, i thought this game looked dumb. second glance: "huh... not bad, but not my thing." first glance after playing Night in the Woods: "cool little game, this. i could see Mae doing a version of this as a minigame. maybe, like... helping Gregg or Bea stack somewhat unstable shelves?" first glance after seeing baldi's basics: "balancity should be a trend and not baldi's basics in bad animation and awful models."
I hope you know that Baldi's Basics' art assets are low-quality _on purpose,_ as part of its "old-school edutainment game" aesthetic. Of course, that doesn't mean you have to like them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if a game is bad on purpose, it's still a bad game. if you disagree, that's fine. but youtube keeps trying to get me to follow the trends, which i will not no matter how much markiplier and pew-die-pie want me to.
Actually this was a Xbox 360 indie game.
No no no no no no, balls
Balance city
unbalancity
Hey notification squad c:
First reply to the first comment.
Heya! waves.
WHERE THE FUCK IS FROST!