Best advice I ever got when I was a young man was from a friends dad who was in his 50's, "Son...at your age, women are dream killers - figure out who you are, and what you want to do with the rest of your life, put 5-6 years into that path, THEN find a woman who will appreciate the work and sacrifice you put into making your dreams a reality." Now, I'm 52, and I give young men the same advice.
I had to check myself big time as a mother of three little boys. I don’t want my boys watching their father be hen pecked by a nagging wife. I was noticing the constant emasculation of men in the media and then realized I was doing it in my own home and put a complete stop to it. Like just f*ckin stopped. Never again. My boys can now grow up seeing what a good decent women behaves like who’s not threatened by a man’s masculinity and doesn’t think a relationship is a competition for power. And equally they get to witness what it means to be a real man in a loving and equal relationship.
Good on you. The most important thing is to show your kids that each sex has a role and a dynamic in the family unit. Sadly a lot of public schools are still pushing this whole "women and men are the same" rhetoric. My daughter asked a friend of hers (a boy the same age) to open a new jar of pickles since she didn't have the muscle. After he opened it, she asked me how he did that. And I said, "He's a male." She was shocked about my answer and I explained that, biologically speaking a boy her age is going to have more muscle mass than her, and thus have an easier time with something that involves physical strength.
Hell yeah, self improvement, healing your family and setting your boys up to have healthy families at the same time. Continue like that and there's no telling how much good in the world you can do.
Respect, it takes a lot to take an honest look at yourself and realise what you're doing wrong and it takes even more to act on it and make changes. I've got no doubt your kids will turn out great if you keep going like that.
I met a woman who admired me for my physique, my Jeep and my music. Later, "Honey, I'm going to the gym." "Why? Spend time with me. "Honey, I'm going to run a marathon." "No, let's go to a festival instead." "Honey, I'm going four-wheeling" "Sell your Jeep and get a grown-up car." "Honey, I'm going to rehearsal." "You spend more time with your band than with me." Women, "I love you. I love you. I love you. Now, change."
Sounds like a lot of my exs. In my more blue-pilled phase of life, I gained weight BECAUSE I would be like, "alrighty, let's just stay home even though I want to go to the gym." I would tell them I wanted a 2005 Ford Thunderbird, my dream car (a two-seater for those that don't know). "Nah, that's too small if we want a family later!" I got my dream truck while I was single instead, the Ford Excursion I still have. "Why do you have that when you have no wife or kids? That's too big and impractical!" LOLLL
And when you change they hate you. It's a test, are you going to deviate from your path as a man? Yes? Then I can't trust you as my leader. It's an evolutionary mechanism for when she has children and is in vulnerable need. A guy who is just gonna bend to her whims will bend to the whims of life and others and is thus unsuitable as a mate.
My girlfriend said I loved my bike more than her. Now I got rid of her and the drama she used to bring, but I still have my bike. Maybe she was right, but I got the better deal.
Woman: "So what do you want to do this evening?" Man: 'Hmm, what do you want to do?" Woman: "Ugh I hate indecisive men." Man:. "...Um, ok? Well then, how about we go watch a movie?" Woman: *folds her arms*
What do you want to eat? You decide for once! Pizza? We had that yesterday Chinese? I don't feel like Chinese Burgers? No Well then, you decide. Ugh, you're so indecisive
@@SloppyJoe_Blob How that should go: What do you want to eat? You decide for once! Pizza. We had that yesterday... Chinese then. I don't feel like Chinese... You told me to decide. I've decided we're eating Chinese.
Its true I always have said that to friends,that are always on the fence if to go out or not.i say if afterwords he still wants to go she’s a winner 😂😂😂🤣🤫😂🤣
I'm a woman and I love your commentary. It honestly makes me double check my own attitude, I desperately don't want to be one of those women. And I have to make sure I check my "woman logic" because I know I fall into that pit on occasion.
Basically as long as you are at least willing to consider another point of view and analyze your own thought processes behavior... you’re doing good :)
@Laurel Much respect for the cognizance to be mindful. Men have things we need to do that with as well. Two people can find success and happiness when they truly work with one another and not against each other. The best favor any one of us can do for ourselves is to put pride aside and take an honest look at ourselves. It works every time it's tried.
@Kristie C You can't judge someone on a slice of time of experience. Maybe you should try to witness what it's like for the guy when he's serious about something and neither knows you're there.
I appreciate my husband very much, encourage him to do more for himself because he works so hard..But the more I listen to ur podcast the more I see Im capable of doing more for him.. Thanks..
@J What? No...that can not possibly be true,I mean...oh,shit I did! The fuck?? Alright,I can make this go away,i think...thanks for the warning, person who stole my last name and just got real lazy with it. But as far as those Cops,please don't ever use the word cringe again or I will request a squad car to come over and shoot you in the face. They will understand.😁 But thank you so much again,we youtube commentators have reputations to uphold. Pretty shitty ones but Still.....
Next time she says that walk over grab the guitar you like the least walk right in front of her and just start smashing that shit in the ground. Make it look super violent. Then look her in the eye and say compared to you I could give a fuck about this guitar, it means nothing. (Do your most expensive one if you really want to drive the point home and she knows the difference.)
NAPSB that is the most beta bitch thing I’ve ever heard. It might make her happy for an hour or so, but then she’d just find something else to bitch about.
Word bro, you should drop that bitch and go gay. Bitches ain't worth the drama and bullshit anyway. You know I'm right :p No wonder why gays get hated on because we don't have to deal with bitches and thank fuck for that.
As a women I can honestly say I appreciate and love and agree with everything Bill is saying. Keep speaking the truth because these girls are freaking toxic. Edit: Thank you all for your kind words.
I really hope you keep this mentality for life. If you do, i swear you'll be happy. Allow your man to follow his passions and you will forever be able to admire him and his achievements.
Derek Anderson has the right idea as well. True equality, a real relationship means to share the burdens and struggles just as much as the good times. No one should have a “place” or “role” unless they chose it. Having someone in your life should be a positive thing, not a scapegoat for your own failures
I love how women think that staying at home is "doing the dirty work." I, as a guy, could honestly live in a 96 square foot garage with a washing machine, dryer, walk in shower, and toilet. I would have a single set of dishes.
The proper way to answer that and shut her up and respect you even more than you deserve it to say. "Of Course you're not. You're a woman. Not a girl."
@G Wagon You should never put other persons interest before your own because it more often than not breeds resentment in both person that sacrifices oneself and the person that receives it. You should help the other person because it actually is in your best interest since you are one unit.
My wife and I just celebrated our 10 year. We have an amazing relationship, she does 99.9% of the household chores, and I work full time and take care of 99.9% of the outside chores. My wife aint about to complain about the laundry, as I shovel 24" of snow off the drive BEFORE i go put in 12 hours. Yet ALL of her friends can't believe that she doesn't ask for me to cook or clean. She actually encourages me to work on my mustang (see stroked windsor in my pic) and actually gives me money to buy parts for it.
I know an few women like that and they like its not the 1950s anymore my reply is its about fairness. I find it funny these women are on centerlink so he's technically also paying them though his tax.
Guys, imagine the last time you were treated a dinner and a movie for just being yourself. Me: when I was an 8 year old boy by my parents. Tells a lot I think.
+Bradley VanTassal She sounds like a responsible adult. The kind you could trust to raise good kids instead of being a grown ass kid. Good thing you put a ring on her. ;)
Morals of the video: 1- Never give up your dream for anyone. 2- Never put up with people's toxic behavior. 3- If they do not like the way you roll in life they should walk.
If you're sounding like a "maniac" in this podcast, Bill, it's b/c the truth sometimes sounds so incompatible with the twisted fantasy women concoct as a reality.
I love how the first woman was like "I ask him what he thinks we should do, and then he tells me what he thinks we should do, instead of reading my mind to figure out what I wanted to do..." How about this, sweetheart... SUGGEST WHAT YOU WANT TO DO and ask him if he wants to do it too... and if he doesn't, go do it without him and enjoy your life?
I work 13 hrs a day, and my gf always complaints that i work too much, but she only works 4 hrs, then spends the rest of her time doing her hobbies. She will never understand how i grind, cause she is well off, from a good family. Bill, you are correct!
Lol guys yes i am a woman, a workaholic lesbian, and yes i dumped her. Now, i am going out on dates, haven't met anyone that is on my level. Still working hard, making my money. Thanks for the advice.⚢❤⚢
Has she never dragged a man to see a movie he has no interest in but she really wants to see it so he has to pay fore it buy her popcorn ect even though he is probably going to fall asleep 1/3 of the way through it or sit there wishing the screen would explode? of course she has but as usual its only a problem when men enjoy something more then the woman.
FuturePants I think people can have different taste in shows/movies and still be fine together. You probably watch way too much TV if you feel that way.
Men are from Mars, women are from Hell. I had an ex- who actually got into my email while I ran to the store on an errand one day. She had about 1/2 hour to snoop through my private mails. When I got back, she met me at the door livid with rage. She hysterically confronted me about emails I sent to a previous GF years ago - who had DIED in a traffic accident 3 years previous. She was actually insanely jealous about a DEAD person...
My ex girlfriend got mad about something I posted on my Facebook about Asian girls being sexy...the post was 5years before I met her.. when I was still living in another country lol... To think she scrolled down 5 years to find that and get mad about it is just insane
I’m with u on this. When me and my husband go out, he either has an idea himself, or we compromise. It’s never 100% my thing or 100% his. And I wouldn’t want it to be. If it was all for me, it would make me uncomfortable thinking he’s not gonna have fun. And he wouldn’t even suggest something I wouldn’t want to do. Meet in the middle people!
60 hours per week, two bad discs in the back, screwed up Achilles tendon, one hernia surgery (the 60-plus year old surgeon said it was the biggest tear he'd ever seen, and I walked around with it like that for a year), sleeping in until 6 AM on your days off... damn good thing my wife DOES appreciate it. She's a rare gem.
Well make sure you keep that woman and take good care of her and never let go. Because there is a huge amount of narcissists out there that dating is almost a nightmare at this point.
Now THAT is the truth!!!!!!! Number of birds I've gone through who call their friends anazing husband's and boyfriends.....'Good Earners or Good Providers!!!!!'
KingHenryXIII real woman have fun cleaning for their king and family. I have very few girl friends because most of them make me want to puke when they spew stupidity...
Try 100h weeks and compare that to doing chores you already have a machine to do it for you. Believe you me, in that case you don't want to hear much nagging, either.
My best mate's wife said to me the other week Matt you haven't aged for 10 years. I bought to her attention that I have single for 11 years. Coincidenc??? I think not
Man. I'm super lucky my girlfriend wants me to pursue my hobbies and interests and makes a real effort to show interest. It's almost as if she loves me or something lol
The more passion you show the more her heart flutters. It's not fluttering for you but the idea of her replacing your passion and leaving you a shell of your former self
@@scremped Nice one mate. Those ones are certainly hard to find. Hang on to her, and don't change, as she fell in love with who you are. I trust you do the same for her in return!
Dude how are you managing that? That's some hard, dirty work. No man could every understand the toil of picking up clothes, putting them into a machine and turning it on. Total madness.
Damn right, I always laughed at the young waiters who wanted to have the bachelorette party...dumb asses thought they were gonna score big on tips and pussy
One of my buddies whispers to his wife "I'm the best thing that ever happened to you" when she asleep. She actually repeats the same thing back to him the next day, lol.
Married over 20 yrs, my husband worked insane hours, hard physical labor work. He usually did 80 hr weeks....for our family. When he walked in, he jumped in as dad, and was hands on with our 5 kids. Yes, I liked pampering him. He had dinner and coffee made, if tired he was allowed to cancel plans and just stay home to rest and I made sure he got a massage every night because he also did it with slipped disks. He died suddenly at 45, and my biggest regret is he wouldn't take care of himself as much he he took care of us. I tried, I fought, had the guys show up to take him out for guys' only nights to feel young and carefree for a night, but he always put us first. We just wanted him to have fun and live the most enjoyable life possible. We knew he worked hard for us...too hard. When you love someone you want them happy, treated well and to reach their dreams in the only life they have.
For many women in a relationship its not enough that they are your wife/girlfriend, they want to be your favorite thing. For many thats how they feel loved
I love the bit you do about "being a mother is the hardest thing in the world." Never understood women who claimed that. You have a roof over your head, a man who works for you, and occasionally you have to cook, clean and wash some clothes. Btw, unpopular opinion, I LOVE WASHING CLOTHES. Makes the whole house smell A M A Z I N G. Someone else can iron tho.
PS: Never once have I had a man pay for me on the first date. I hate that. We are both independent people. I'll never forget my husband's face (when I first met him) when I paid for his drink on our first date. He got the second one. Goes both ways, CHILL LADIES!
Yea. Work-wise, being a mother is easy and natural to me. I never struggled with the things my son needed, that I could give him of myself. But, knowing always, the right thing to do and trying to walk that line between giving him a good life and coddling him, trying to teach him to be a good man or at least a good person, all by myself... and the guilt of inevitability falling short? Hardest thing ever.
@@lotrgirl275 I think that if we printed out a list of expectations of an average husband and then printed out the expectations of an average wife and left out any social stigma, EVERYONE would agree that the wife's list is WAY easier than the husbands list. One time my wife needed to go help her parents for a few weeks so I took some time off of work and watched the kids while she left the state. It was the easiest few weeks of my life!! I made every meal (no frozen nuggets and cereal), took them to school, sports, homework, play dates, you name it. It was a fucking vacation compared to the stressful job I regularly do, never-mind the shit I do when I get home from my job (yard work, house maintenance, repairs, etc)
There is a tv advert where a guy cooks his missus a (special) meal to make up for working late i would never believe that, surely it should have been the other way round,when i pulled a double shift there was no way no way i was cooking any meal
My favorite was when my wife had our first kid, and she would get mad bc I "Get to go to work" for 60 hrs a week tying rebar so we dont starve to death and have diapers etc
Smh you don’t understand how lucky you are to be in the hot ass sun wearing jeans and boots lugging around rebar and lowering it into trenches breaking your back for 15-30/hour all while working on a dangerous job site with druggies and alcoholics.
I know that he's pretty crass, but he does hit the nail on the head how some women are like adult children who just want to be taken of .That's how my ex-wife was, and now I'm with an amazing woman and the more I hear the more I realize I need to make sure that I really do show her how much I appreciate her
Too many women are just profoundly lacking in empathy and don't realize how much better it is to be single as a man. The cards just keep stacking higher in that direction and women get more miserable while we men play, build, create, invent and play the game of self-improvement. Embracing the hardship of life as a game is how you end existential crisis. Feminism robs women of this.
Not really, because I concur with all of what you are saying. Vowing to be single at 47, I am now finding how great being single is and doing all the things you mention; Philosophy is one of my main interests and since living alone for 12 years now, I have taken up crochet, tatting, bread making, cake decorating, did the body work and changed the brakes on my car, manage a fantasy football league, and went from being a conservative to an anarchist. (on about 1000 dollars per month). Feminism indeed may rob women of this, but simply being a woman does not.
So true. We are content continuing to earn our wealth alone and occasionally seek the comfort of porn or prostitutes/escorts. Women don't have an easy way to get money and all the trappings of trapping a dude, marrying, then not working, then divorcing, then getting half his wealth or more.
It is not even feminism per se that is doing that, feminism was and still is responsible for some really good things. Third wave feminism just went too far, so much so that I would call that post-feminist hegemony. It is, I would say, popular culture that is doing it - romantic comedies telling women that they can expect guys to give up their dreams, lives and personalities to be their prince charming. It is shows like Say yes to the dress that exhibit bridezillas and their Marshall Tito-like suites choosing dresses costing like a good used car for an "all about me" romantic day. Stuff like Sex and the City where women go out on expensive dates and trash men in their gossiping parties after spending their money. After decades of such messages from corporate media (who know that women are primary drivers of consumerism to whom you shall market useless crap - no guy would buy luxury romantic cruise or overpriced vintage looking furniture on his own), women have grown into expecting it from their men. A friend of mine from the classic car community has divorced one of such women, and now, since I (by chance) introduced him to another friend of mine who is a transexual woman and they have started dating a year ago. He is basically a brand new man since having her by his side - he shows her a little bit of compassion or appreciation for her femininity (some flowers or opening car door for her) and she smiles for a week about that. She even feeds into his love for cars and buys him Volkswagen related gifts (he is a VW nut). It is all because she was thought by her life and experience that she should appreciate any and every act of kindness she can get and not to set her expectations too high. For all of her life, she was discriminated against and now someone appreciates her. But when you have a woman who has been called princess and spoiled since the first time she took a shit... She expects you to be her slave until the end of your days and even take a life insurance policy to be of good use when you're dead.
Nemo Sundry If you are lucky to meet the one in a million decent wife, then it actually is better to be married. But if not, then it certainly is better to be single than to be just married to a common girl.
Thank GOD we still have Bill the ALMIGHTY LEGIT BURRRR during lockdown, listening to him ranting about WOMEN is the best thing I have done this week and TODAY IS FRIDAY!!!
I'm not a car guy. I drive a 2004 Corolla. Toyota's are great. Keep oil in it and it runs forever. If only women were that simple to understand. I'm a retired musician and sales professional. Car guys love their cars. Sports guys love their team. We musicians love our music. Ladies! If a man is talking to you about what he's passionate about, car, sports, whatever, he is into you! He's sharing what's important to him. We only do that when we're into a woman. If you can't relate to what he's saying or at least respect that he's sharing his passion, then GTFO now!!! Break his heart now and spare him from having you suck the life from him an inch at a time over the next 20 years. And yes Bill, if you read this and use it I would consider it an honor.
Listening to this podcast and reading the comments makes me appreciate my girl so much. I never knew there were so many selfish psychos out there. My girl cooks and cleans and takes care of me and I go to work to provide for us. I help out as much as I can but usually she orders me to sit and she will do everything for me.
Feel your pain man, been a chef for 25 years!! i`ve lost count of the times that waitresses have gone out of their way to make my life hell just because i dont fawn over them like most guys do!!
One Christmas my wife gave me a decorative bowl with the face of the sun in it. I never said anything to her ... but I knew then that she had no idea who I was or what my hopes and dreams were. Later I realized that, as a woman, she never really cared bout whether or not I had hopes and dreams. That's simply not how women think. Keep that joint checking account full and those credit cards paid off ... that's really all they care about.
One of my friends (a total Mr nice guy) got with a woman who made a huge point to me & my wife when we met her of 'I'm not into drama'. Alcoholic bitch fucked him over seeing other guys & her ex & throwing him under the bus to her parents by blaming him for the issues they were having that were ALL due to her shit.
Or, "I'm not high-maintenance fluff!" Bartender, with a house she got from divorce, bad-ass car she got from another divorce, while divorcing a guy who was in the hospital fighting cancer. She let the lawyer serve him, didn't tell him in person.
This sounds like the freeloader that lives with me. No contribution, I pay all the bills, buy my own groceries, etc etc and she complains about things here. Everything is free here for her and complains?
6:30 talking about being single. I doubt Bill or anyone will read this, but that’s what I did. Smaller scale of course; but I did that and doing it still. Bought a house at 26 after cutting off women at 23 and now 29 figuring out how to pay off this house in the next ten years without affecting my retirement. Point is to not waste your early twenties chasing tail. It’s a crap shoot in this age. Think about doing something dumb with a easy girl; legit run one out and think again. The girls I grew up with and dated are legit marrying guys 10-25 years older than them. That’s a smart move for them really. So Be smart financially. Not at an aim to land a younger wife to spoil but to get good ground financially for yourself.
Bill! You are my HERO! I as a man have been fighting this “overrated women” for years with no success. You come by and react spot on this nonsense attacks destroying men in America for decades. No Men has ever come up with any confrontation to this HUGE problem. I am so glad to know that at least one Man Go out in the arena and put a mirror in the face of these busted spoiled freaking selfish wrong women! Man! It makes my day after busting my ass for a better life-alone of course-and I come home and listen to your comments on this issue. Thank you is not enough! You are speaking for us Men out there! At least ONE. The ONE in our defense! THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!...
Zambambo 92 😂😂😂ive seen alot of couples like that and it never ends well. Some guys work 9 to 5 and their women expect to be catered to once their guys come from work. It must be a drag to be living like that
I love it! I feel like women don’t listen to men enough. I learned more about men from both my dad and my BF I’ve had for 6 years, then I ever did from those feminists who say that they have “facts”. Pfft, whatever.
I honestly believe if all men and all women were able to live life for a year as the opposite sex. There will be more understanding between the 2. Some straight men seem unable to see how stressful it is to date certain men because they don't date men whilst some straight women are unable to see how stressful it is to dare certain women because they don't date women. And a lot of people seem selfish and want to insert themselves into situations and I think some men and women always insert themselves in the man or women role even if that man or woman that are inserting themselves in is in the wrong Baffles me when I see a man or woman get caught cheating on the opposite sex and there are always a group of people from their own sex defending their actions just because I don't know, my 2 cents. Some women and men just DON'T want to see things from the opposite sex POV nor want to admit that people from their own sex can be bad.
Thanks Bill, I date a really motivated woman and we are a really motivated couple, and as a couple in our early 30's we have to compromise so much. But we make it work by giving what we can and expecting little more than what we get. This doesn't work for everyone, but it works for us. We have a healthy, active and loving relationship, we just have to understand when we can't always do what we want. Suck it up cupcake. In 10 years we'll hopefully be laughing and taking care of 2 kids comfortably, instead of struggling every step of the way because we made the sacrifices over the the last 10 years of our lives. Love your work Bill. Keep it up. PS: My girl laughs at and argues with nearly everything you say whenever she happens to overhear me listening to your casts...
There should be womanhood classes at universities where pre-boomer women, the few that are left alive and aren't senile, teach women of other generations how to be women, at a reasonable price. If "lesbian dance theory" exists, then someone should be teaching women how to woman. I'm pretty sure they used to have classes like that, they were called etiquette classes.
I would pay to take a manhood class. I taught myself how to change my oil because I know how to google properly. I felt proud before learning that's pretty standard for a dude to know how to do.
cherie andersen Well the topic wasnt about men, it is about women, and he isnt saying men are perfect. I think BOTH sexes were better back in the day, and both should learn from their elders. However, I will say women are FAR more arrogant than men. I cant tell you how many women I would date and they acted like they were the determining factor on moving forward. I finally told one chick "did it ever occur to you that I may not like you either?" I mean, her jaw dropped - she couldnt fathom the idea that a man wouldnt like her. She acted like all men like all women regardless. Its a two way street. It took me decades to find a strong, sensible, AND respectful woman, and when I did I married her :)
As someone separated from his wife, believe me when i say, count your blessings!!! The peace is worth it alone. No more nagging, drama, and bullshit. It's fucking great.
I know I listen to Bill Burr podcast and he's saying things that I want to say it makes me feel like it's a venting of anger by proxy! 🎸 Bill Burr Rock 🥁
Male privilege? Is this the privilege to give up your hard earned money and time to take her out for a meal and a date? Really? If she wants to choose the places to go to, she needs to pay up.
One of my married couple friends have divergent interests that occasionally intersect. They do those things that intersect together as a couple. The other things they do either with friends or by themselves and it works perfectly for them. They love each other and respect each others interests, and don't feel they have to share everything. Edit: 1 year later and they're getting a divorce.
4:16 I I was watching this with my wife sitting by me and she even chimed in saying I don't do that. Then I reminded her of the only birthday since my 21st that I wanted to go out and do something. Backstory is to me my birthday is not a big deal. So for my 35th or 36th birthday I gave the wife what she wanted and said fine let's do something. My birthday was on a Saturday that year. I woke up 2 hours later than I was supposed to because my phone had been taken off the nightstand and moved into the kitchen. As I was wondering where my phone was I heard my wife ushering the children out the front door. I was now putting my robe on and I called her name...no response. I got down the hallway just in time to see the front door close. I opened it and told her we needed to talk, and she started the car to get the a/c going for the kids and came inside. I first asked if she knew where my phone was "I don't know". So I asked for help, (as I was asleep when my phone got moved) I went to my side of the bed to see if I knocked it off the nightstand. Within 20 seconds she was standing there with my phone, "I guess you left it in the kitchen." So I asked why nobody informed me of the alarm that I set that was called Happy Bday To Me. I was told no alarm went off. So then I asked, "Where are you going I told you we were finally going to do something to celebrate my birthday?" She told me they were going to her friend's house and if I wanted to do something hurry up and get dressed to go with. So I reminded her how selfish she was and asked why she gets to pick what we did on my birthday. I was informed that I had to book plans with my wife before her friends. I'm still married but now she doesn't make a peep about my birthday and makes no plans for the weekend before or after. Later that night one of the kids accidentally busted her for moving my phone and killing the alarm when they were clarifying a situation that occurred while she was moving my phone. To this day when I think my wife is lying to me I repeat my child's words. " it was right after you put Dad's phone on the island."
Mate I know that's your misses (so I do apologise) but that's the behaviour of a psychopath. I honestly thought it was going to be a heartwarming story about her planning a suprise for you, hence her moving the phone etc. I can't imagine a world where I'd be with a woman where I'd let her run my life. Even now as a 34 year old bloke who's lost his looks, if I managed to pull a tidy AF 24 year old, I'd still get sick of it pretty quickly. Best of luck though fella :)
@@OfficialFingazMC Oh, you completely misinterpreted to get to the "run my life" bit. She got the one chance and that was it. She and her ideas of "doing something" to celebrate my birthday learned their lesson. I get informed of where she goes in lieu of an invitation but she gets informed of where I've been when I get back. I only gave in the one time because I figured since I had my foot down long enough I could pick it up. After that I put my foot back down. The moral to this story is you never have to put your foot down in any situation if you never lift it up. In fact she and I are great and trust me I don't take any offense to what you said because I obviously did not communicate properly on here.
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@@TA_Plus_Hemi - Really? You're "great" but she disrespected you in a serious way and seemingly continues to do so.
No. A doll doesn't give you the warmth of a human connection. But a superficial vapid narcissistic woman doesn't either. I don't want either or. I want a real connection with a woman who isn't a self-serving narcissist. How rare is that?
@J I appreciate your response and opinion, but like many other men I have been used and abused and looked at like a human ATM machine. When the human ATM machines (MEN) stop giving these bithes everything they want. Maybe, just maybe they will start acting like humans. If not, I'm fine with a sex doll. If you call me unhealthy.... Cool, I again respect your opinion, however western women will at some point regret how they treat men.
"One of the best comedians?" Right now your the best comedian that I know of. Honestly it sounds like it's between you and Chappelle. And your one of the few celebrities out there that I don't think is trying to manipulate me or others.
Best advice I ever got when I was a young man was from a friends dad who was in his 50's, "Son...at your age, women are dream killers - figure out who you are, and what you want to do with the rest of your life, put 5-6 years into that path, THEN find a woman who will appreciate the work and sacrifice you put into making your dreams a reality."
Now, I'm 52, and I give young men the same advice.
That's some of the best advice I've ever heard.
sadly at that age I should have had someone giving me that advice...and me listing to it
Good advice.
Douglas Proce you ain’t fucking no bitches, shutup
So much truth. 4 years ago a girl I was seeing tried to talk me out of medical school because I had to move across the country.
I wonder how many marriages Bill has saved...saved from ever happening 😂
Thats the ONLY way to save a marriage hahahah
I think he's done the opposite with me,Every time I listen to him,I seriously want to walk away from my marriage 😂😂
And then Daniel Sloss came and saved a few more :)
Isn't he married with 2 kids?
@@ms.nhardin4744 That would be illegal -.-
Any woman that describes a free meal as “standard” needs to be avoided.
When I was young and dating , as a rule if a guy took me out to dinner, I would cook dinner for him on the next date.
dinner whores...
Agreed
@@Scry60 Misspelled*
@@Scry60 Damn I didnt think you'd get butthurt THAT much lmao
I had to check myself big time as a mother of three little boys. I don’t want my boys watching their father be hen pecked by a nagging wife.
I was noticing the constant emasculation of men in the media and then realized I was doing it in my own home and put a complete stop to it. Like just f*ckin stopped. Never again.
My boys can now grow up seeing what a good decent women behaves like who’s not threatened by a man’s masculinity and doesn’t think a relationship is a competition for power. And equally they get to witness what it means to be a real man in a loving and equal relationship.
Good on you. The most important thing is to show your kids that each sex has a role and a dynamic in the family unit. Sadly a lot of public schools are still pushing this whole "women and men are the same" rhetoric. My daughter asked a friend of hers (a boy the same age) to open a new jar of pickles since she didn't have the muscle. After he opened it, she asked me how he did that. And I said, "He's a male." She was shocked about my answer and I explained that, biologically speaking a boy her age is going to have more muscle mass than her, and thus have an easier time with something that involves physical strength.
Hell yeah, self improvement, healing your family and setting your boys up to have healthy families at the same time. Continue like that and there's no telling how much good in the world you can do.
Respect, it takes a lot to take an honest look at yourself and realise what you're doing wrong and it takes even more to act on it and make changes. I've got no doubt your kids will turn out great if you keep going like that.
well done!
🙌🦋💖
That second one is on point..”do you know how many richard pryors, or jimi hendrixs their are but they met the wrong twat”
Inspiring quote for all the single guys out there. Realize your potential! And be at peace with reality.
Kim Tree It does happen to women, absolutely. While it’s not limited to a gender, there is a greater cultural pressure on males in this regard.
I'd say Chris farleys
I’m staying single working 55 hours weekly for that retirement and I’m working super hard on rhyming and it feels like my best life
@@kimtree322it almost never happens to women, stop tryna be a pick me
I met a woman who admired me for my physique, my Jeep and my music.
Later, "Honey, I'm going to the gym."
"Why? Spend time with me.
"Honey, I'm going to run a marathon."
"No, let's go to a festival instead."
"Honey, I'm going four-wheeling"
"Sell your Jeep and get a grown-up car."
"Honey, I'm going to rehearsal."
"You spend more time with your band than with me."
Women, "I love you. I love you. I love you. Now, change."
Fffffuck em all cunts
So much truth. They have no idea what it takes for a man to be disciplined and what it takes to be the person they are attracted too.
Sounds like a lot of my exs. In my more blue-pilled phase of life, I gained weight BECAUSE I would be like, "alrighty, let's just stay home even though I want to go to the gym." I would tell them I wanted a 2005 Ford Thunderbird, my dream car (a two-seater for those that don't know). "Nah, that's too small if we want a family later!" I got my dream truck while I was single instead, the Ford Excursion I still have. "Why do you have that when you have no wife or kids? That's too big and impractical!" LOLLL
And when you change they hate you. It's a test, are you going to deviate from your path as a man? Yes? Then I can't trust you as my leader. It's an evolutionary mechanism for when she has children and is in vulnerable need. A guy who is just gonna bend to her whims will bend to the whims of life and others and is thus unsuitable as a mate.
You run marathons, own a Jeep and have a band? Sounds awesome dude :D
Bills advice always turns towards “just rub one out”
And it always works
That's a perfect piece of advice, especially if you're going on a date.
It's the get out of jail free card!
@@jamestinsley3110 It's the champagne of victory.
M3mphix 👍🏻
It's always a good solution
My girlfriend said I loved my bike more than her. Now I got rid of her and the drama she used to bring, but I still have my bike. Maybe she was right, but I got the better deal.
Genus Musa made the rite decision 🍻
Mine too, I'm a messenger. It's how most of our bills get paid
Genus Musa amen to that, man.
women aren't worth it. Good choice
TheJawooshTroll dude your picture is fucking awesome and not just because im drinking.
Woman: "So what do you want to do this evening?"
Man: 'Hmm, what do you want to do?"
Woman: "Ugh I hate indecisive men."
Man:. "...Um, ok? Well then, how about we go watch a movie?"
Woman: *folds her arms*
Yeah I've never understood how some women confuse politeness & curiosity, for indecisiveness
Wrong woman? Maybe your pickers broken I know mine is
What do you want to eat?
You decide for once!
Pizza?
We had that yesterday
Chinese?
I don't feel like Chinese
Burgers?
No
Well then, you decide.
Ugh, you're so indecisive
@@SloppyJoe_Blob How that should go:
What do you want to eat?
You decide for once!
Pizza.
We had that yesterday...
Chinese then.
I don't feel like Chinese...
You told me to decide. I've decided we're eating Chinese.
Time to pull the arms off! UNSOCKET!
Rub one out it's the champagne of victory Bill😂😂😂
Almost always a good investment of time lol
Wasn't that in his comedy special?
Its true I always have said that to friends,that are always on the fence if to go out or not.i say if afterwords he still wants to go she’s a winner 😂😂😂🤣🤫😂🤣
I'm a woman and I love your commentary. It honestly makes me double check my own attitude, I desperately don't want to be one of those women. And I have to make sure I check my "woman logic" because I know I fall into that pit on occasion.
Realizing that is a big step.
Laurelle Burton
All women do. The relationship is only beneficial to women and they know it.
Basically as long as you are at least willing to consider another point of view and analyze your own thought processes behavior... you’re doing good :)
@Laurel Much respect for the cognizance to be mindful. Men have things we need to do that with as well. Two people can find success and happiness when they truly work with one another and not against each other. The best favor any one of us can do for ourselves is to put pride aside and take an honest look at ourselves. It works every time it's tried.
Taylor King When women submit to men? Geezus, dude... I'm no feminazi sympathizer but thats going too far. No one should be submitting to anyone.
Woman: "I want equal rights"
"Okay you have the right to be held accountable"
Woman: "NOOOOO not that one!!!"
@Kristie C You can't judge someone on a slice of time of experience. Maybe you should try to witness what it's like for the guy when he's serious about something and neither knows you're there.
@Kristie C because you are an idiot.
hey guys, we found one of those crazy whamen bill is reading about
They want Equal Rights until it's in the court system. Then they want preferential treatment.
@Kristie C I don't see you demanding Equality in Family Court or Equality when you see a sign that reads "Ladies Night". You're a hypocrite.
I appreciate my husband very much, encourage him to do more for himself because he works so hard..But the more I listen to ur podcast the more I see Im capable of doing more for him.. Thanks..
Thät was so refreshingly honest and sweet. Like your style.
@J What? No...that can not possibly be true,I mean...oh,shit I did! The fuck?? Alright,I can make this go away,i think...thanks for the warning, person who stole my last name and just got real lazy with it.
But as far as those Cops,please don't ever use the word cringe again or I will request a squad car to come over and shoot you in the face. They will understand.😁 But thank you so much again,we youtube commentators have reputations to uphold. Pretty shitty ones but Still.....
Ding Ding! We got One!
One woman has been deprogrammed.
Visit my wife please.
Christopher Jay Jesus dude don’t how old are u lmao who types like that
My wife says, "You love that guitar, more than you love me."
i respond, "No, I love you both the same."
Jack Dingler but deep down you know you'd rather save your guitar LOL.
I'd probably die in a fire, going back for one more...
Jack Dingler 😂😂😂
Next time she says that walk over grab the guitar you like the least walk right in front of her and just start smashing that shit in the ground. Make it look super violent. Then look her in the eye and say compared to you I could give a fuck about this guitar, it means nothing. (Do your most expensive one if you really want to drive the point home and she knows the difference.)
NAPSB that is the most beta bitch thing I’ve ever heard. It might make her happy for an hour or so, but then she’d just find something else to bitch about.
I’m halfway through and I’m already mad at my girlfriend now...
Lol
Lmao
Word bro, you should drop that bitch and go gay. Bitches ain't worth the drama and bullshit anyway. You know I'm right :p
No wonder why gays get hated on because we don't have to deal with bitches and thank fuck for that.
@@mugsmctuggs1318 lmfao
@@mugsmctuggs1318 so gays aren't dramatic huh? 😆
As a women I can honestly say I appreciate and love and agree with everything Bill is saying. Keep speaking the truth because these girls are freaking toxic.
Edit: Thank you all for your kind words.
I really hope you keep this mentality for life. If you do, i swear you'll be happy. Allow your man to follow his passions and you will forever be able to admire him and his achievements.
As he will her.
As long as you own your own happiness, no one can take it away from you.
Jess Near a solid lady you are
Derek Anderson has the right idea as well. True equality, a real relationship means to share the burdens and struggles just as much as the good times. No one should have a “place” or “role” unless they chose it. Having someone in your life should be a positive thing, not a scapegoat for your own failures
I love how women think that staying at home is "doing the dirty work." I, as a guy, could honestly live in a 96 square foot garage with a washing machine, dryer, walk in shower, and toilet. I would have a single set of dishes.
Peter Anon Paper plates & plastic silverware...
That sounds amazing, especially if there's a computer and internet access.
Yep
Frisbees work as plates and they're fun to dry off. *fling*
True statement !
"I'm not like other girls!"
Said every woman in the history of man.
The proper way to answer that and shut her up and respect you even more than you deserve it to say. "Of Course you're not. You're a woman. Not a girl."
@@Natalie37854 only simps say that tho.
Hannah yeah but girls actually believe it 😂 dudes say it cause some chicks are dumb enough to put out if they can be convinced it’s true
@@topnotch3232 plenty of guys believe it too. Lots of them consider themselves gods gift to the green earth. Worship themselves.
Lololololololol
"Women will never forgive you for what you do for them"! My father said this to me when I was 20, very good advice!
a very wise man. That's a perfect picture of women.
Thank you for opening my eyes. Sometimes us women forget to appreciate our men
Cee Kay and you, miss, are amazing for saying that.
That road goes both ways. people must see eachother not as objectives, but rather a gift
@G Wagon You should never put other persons interest before your own because it more often than not breeds resentment in both person that sacrifices oneself and the person that receives it.
You should help the other person because it actually is in your best interest since you are one unit.
Wife
@@lifesabitch90 yea right after this comment she went back to be a women doin what they litterally cant fuckin help is do everything bill says
Sometimes??
My wife and I just celebrated our 10 year. We have an amazing relationship, she does 99.9% of the household chores, and I work full time and take care of 99.9% of the outside chores. My wife aint about to complain about the laundry, as I shovel 24" of snow off the drive BEFORE i go put in 12 hours. Yet ALL of her friends can't believe that she doesn't ask for me to cook or clean. She actually encourages me to work on my mustang (see stroked windsor in my pic) and actually gives me money to buy parts for it.
one in a million
@Jace Wilson apparently yes
Dang bro that's a keeper! I'm happy for you!
Marry her... oh, never mind.
do you by any chance know if she's single?
Being alone is standard. Appreciation and gratitude isn't.
jesus, you've got to be indian....
So the man work 60 hours a week at the end of the week basically gets one day to himself and he has to do what she wants to do? forget that!
Thats his fault for dealing with it literally no one should settle for less like that leave the bitch and do shit u want point blank
There like very needy pets
I know an few women like that and they like its not the 1950s anymore my reply is its about fairness. I find it funny these women are on centerlink so he's technically also paying them though his tax.
Gets old fast
I have been a working woman and a housewife and you are 100% right. Being a housewife and mom is not as near as stressful as working outside the home.
Guys, imagine the last time you were treated a dinner and a movie for just being yourself. Me: when I was an 8 year old boy by my parents. Tells a lot I think.
Mommy and Daddy issues.. get into therapy lol
that must have sounded funnier in your head though.
My wife takes me out for dinner quite often. And, before you say something stupid, I make a hell of a lot more than she does.
+Bradley VanTassal She sounds like a responsible adult. The kind you could trust to raise good kids instead of being a grown ass kid. Good thing you put a ring on her. ;)
Dude, I know exactly what you mean. My ex-wife never took me out 1 time in the 20yrs we were married. I paid for everything!!!
Morals of the video: 1- Never give up your dream for anyone.
2- Never put up with people's toxic behavior.
3- If they do not like the way you roll in life they should walk.
Indeed.
my man
Amen
yes..but there is a lot of bait and switch - from both sides to be fair - in relationships
Bill is a genius. You truly can't win an argument with a woman when your nuts are full. It's like grocery shopping when you're starving.
That... Is insanely accurate lol
When nuts are full. That got me
Okay, he's up for women....he's just a comedy -word Smith 😄😛🤪👂🦻🙏
If you're sounding like a "maniac" in this podcast, Bill, it's b/c the truth sometimes sounds so incompatible with the twisted fantasy women concoct as a reality.
I love how the first woman was like "I ask him what he thinks we should do, and then he tells me what he thinks we should do, instead of reading my mind to figure out what I wanted to do..."
How about this, sweetheart... SUGGEST WHAT YOU WANT TO DO and ask him if he wants to do it too... and if he doesn't, go do it without him and enjoy your life?
Well said 👏👏👏
I was in a relationship with someone who can never be satisfied. Living like that mentally broke me and it took a long time to get right again.
I tried really hard for 15 years before realizing I will never satisfy my wife, no matter what. Now I say that I'm happily divorced.
I work 13 hrs a day, and my gf always complaints that i work too much, but she only works 4 hrs, then spends the rest of her time doing her hobbies. She will never understand how i grind, cause she is well off, from a good family. Bill, you are correct!
Isabella, tbh, throw her out!
You deserve better!
I hope you left her. Or are leaving soon
Toss her to the curb.
Is Isabella your name? Does that mean you are a woman too?
Lol guys yes i am a woman, a workaholic lesbian, and yes i dumped her. Now, i am going out on dates, haven't met anyone that is on my level. Still working hard, making my money. Thanks for the advice.⚢❤⚢
Has she never dragged a man to see a movie he has no interest in but she really wants to see it so he has to pay fore it buy her popcorn ect even though he is probably going to fall asleep 1/3 of the way through it or sit there wishing the screen would explode? of course she has but as usual its only a problem when men enjoy something more then the woman.
ChessyCelton you get it! Im sure your boyfriend/husband is happy
Thank's and as we have been together 10 years I think we are good.
You are a whole human being with a soul. Thank you for this!
Do people actually still go to movie theatres? LOL
FuturePants I think people can have different taste in shows/movies and still be fine together. You probably watch way too much TV if you feel that way.
Men are from Mars, women are from Hell. I had an ex- who actually got into my email while I ran to the store on an errand one day. She had about 1/2 hour to snoop through my private mails. When I got back, she met me at the door livid with rage. She hysterically confronted me about emails I sent to a previous GF years ago - who had DIED in a traffic accident 3 years previous. She was actually insanely jealous about a DEAD person...
Women are from Uranus. Keep it planetary.
My ex girlfriend got mad about something I posted on my Facebook about Asian girls being sexy...the post was 5years before I met her.. when I was still living in another country lol... To think she scrolled down 5 years to find that and get mad about it is just insane
Her crazy mind probably took it as YOU MISSING HER AND KEEPING THAT MEMORY ALIVE
Yep , been there
@@valley_robot Me too, ex girlfriend had died and yet she just could not help herself from the automatic jealousy! Some mad fuckn BS dude.
I’m with u on this. When me and my husband go out, he either has an idea himself, or we compromise. It’s never 100% my thing or 100% his. And I wouldn’t want it to be. If it was all for me, it would make me uncomfortable thinking he’s not gonna have fun. And he wouldn’t even suggest something I wouldn’t want to do. Meet in the middle people!
Do you come up with ideas ?
This rant was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard
She can’t have much cleaning up after her man if he’s hardly home.
Or meals to prepare, or clothes to wash.
Women love the men’s destination (cars, house, lobster dinners) but despise the journey to get there (60 hour work weeks, sacrifices, AVOIDING YOU)
60 hours per week, two bad discs in the back, screwed up Achilles tendon, one hernia surgery (the 60-plus year old surgeon said it was the biggest tear he'd ever seen, and I walked around with it like that for a year), sleeping in until 6 AM on your days off... damn good thing my wife DOES appreciate it. She's a rare gem.
Well make sure you keep that woman and take good care of her and never let go. Because there is a huge amount of narcissists out there that dating is almost a nightmare at this point.
Bill is a legend
@TheNomdeguerre he was blue pill now he is red pill.
She's with you because you're an ATM with a pulse and the pulse is a nuisance.
One of the absolute Underrated Contents on RUclips.
Now THAT is the truth!!!!!!!
Number of birds I've gone through who call their friends anazing husband's and boyfriends.....'Good Earners or Good Providers!!!!!'
Bill's a god. Fking so true. House chores is so freaking overrated compared to working 40+ hours a week.
KingHenryXIII real woman have fun cleaning for their king and family. I have very few girl friends because most of them make me want to puke when they spew stupidity...
i also agree
All they have to do is exist but of course everything is hard when women have to do it.
So true
Try 100h weeks and compare that to doing chores you already have a machine to do it for you. Believe you me, in that case you don't want to hear much nagging, either.
My best mate's wife said to me the other week Matt you haven't aged for 10 years. I bought to her attention that I have single for 11 years. Coincidenc??? I think not
Man. I'm super lucky my girlfriend wants me to pursue my hobbies and interests and makes a real effort to show interest. It's almost as if she loves me or something lol
Paul Vair dont marry her, because that will change. Bait and switch.
Give it a few years
The more passion you show the more her heart flutters. It's not fluttering for you but the idea of her replacing your passion and leaving you a shell of your former self
Still keep your guard up.
@@scremped Nice one mate. Those ones are certainly hard to find. Hang on to her, and don't change, as she fell in love with who you are. I trust you do the same for her in return!
Haha, watching this while my clothes are in the dryer
Dude how are you managing that? That's some hard, dirty work. No man could every understand the toil of picking up clothes, putting them into a machine and turning it on. Total madness.
Same
Please post tutorial, I tried it myself once, lost a couple of fingers.
Mad Lad!
Jesta747200 same! 😂 he is pretty accurate on how most woman react
She asked what should we do today babe and got mad when he gave his opinion and interest and called him selfish
Smh
I used to work for tips and pretty girls never tip, you know why? They have never worked a day in their lives.
Bs
Other side of that coin is the pretty waitress who doesn't do shit cuz desperate guys just throw money at them anyway.
good for them
Damn right, I always laughed at the young waiters who wanted to have the bachelorette party...dumb asses thought they were gonna score big on tips and pussy
amen
I love being single, best marriage ever. Love story about me and my life, been on my honeymoon for 6 years since I became single 😂
When a woman says “i love you” respond with “thanks”
mrFalloutFan95 👍🏻
Or the other classic response "I know".
Wahmen: "I love you."
Me: "What?"
Wahmen: "I love you."
Me: "What?"
Wahmen (flustered): "I said I love you!"
Me: "YEEEEEAH"
Nice, I like that, the best answer though is "you'd better"
One of my buddies whispers to his wife "I'm the best thing that ever happened to you" when she asleep. She actually repeats the same thing back to him the next day, lol.
Women are like adult children - this is one of the truest statement ever made.
Not true man.1 in 100 are ok
Find a man
Aristotle placed women between children and men!
Girlfriend to boyfriend: you love the NFL more than me.
Boyfriend in reply: True, but I love you more than the NBA.
I'm not like that. I went to a ping pong convention.
Lion Heart LMFAO 😂👈🏽
Egh, some women aways come up with a stupid fucking example.
Ok, sure...mhhmm
I'm not like that. I made a comment on youtube to show that I got the joke.
Unless it involved trick shots by a women without a paddle, it doesn't carry enough weight on its own.
Married over 20 yrs, my husband worked insane hours, hard physical labor work. He usually did 80 hr weeks....for our family. When he walked in, he jumped in as dad, and was hands on with our 5 kids. Yes, I liked pampering him. He had dinner and coffee made, if tired he was allowed to cancel plans and just stay home to rest and I made sure he got a massage every night because he also did it with slipped disks. He died suddenly at 45, and my biggest regret is he wouldn't take care of himself as much he he took care of us. I tried, I fought, had the guys show up to take him out for guys' only nights to feel young and carefree for a night, but he always put us first. We just wanted him to have fun and live the most enjoyable life possible. We knew he worked hard for us...too hard. When you love someone you want them happy, treated well and to reach their dreams in the only life they have.
So sorry for your loss
I’m so sorry for your loss
For many women in a relationship its not enough that they are your wife/girlfriend, they want to be your favorite thing. For many thats how they feel loved
yup
I absolutely died at the Richard Pryor Jimi Hendrix line
"I'm one of those 'manipulative, selfish creatures' called women", she says while trying to manipulate him. LMAO.
I love the bit you do about "being a mother is the hardest thing in the world." Never understood women who claimed that. You have a roof over your head, a man who works for you, and occasionally you have to cook, clean and wash some clothes. Btw, unpopular opinion, I LOVE WASHING CLOTHES. Makes the whole house smell A M A Z I N G. Someone else can iron tho.
PS: Never once have I had a man pay for me on the first date. I hate that. We are both independent people. I'll never forget my husband's face (when I first met him) when I paid for his drink on our first date. He got the second one. Goes both ways, CHILL LADIES!
Yea. Work-wise, being a mother is easy and natural to me. I never struggled with the things my son needed, that I could give him of myself. But, knowing always, the right thing to do and trying to walk that line between giving him a good life and coddling him, trying to teach him to be a good man or at least a good person, all by myself... and the guilt of inevitability falling short? Hardest thing ever.
@@lotrgirl275 I think that if we printed out a list of expectations of an average husband and then printed out the expectations of an average wife and left out any social stigma, EVERYONE would agree that the wife's list is WAY easier than the husbands list.
One time my wife needed to go help her parents for a few weeks so I took some time off of work and watched the kids while she left the state. It was the easiest few weeks of my life!! I made every meal (no frozen nuggets and cereal), took them to school, sports, homework, play dates, you name it. It was a fucking vacation compared to the stressful job I regularly do, never-mind the shit I do when I get home from my job (yard work, house maintenance, repairs, etc)
Agreed. I hate ironing. The worst thing! Even my wife hates it.
Glad Bill acknowledged that he is, in fact, one of the best comedians ever. Kidding or not
"Rub one out...it's the champagne of victory"
There is a tv advert where a guy cooks his missus a (special) meal to make up for working late i would never believe that, surely it should have been the other way round,when i pulled a double shift there was no way no way i was cooking any meal
Bill is not the hero we want he is the hero we deserve.
My favorite was when my wife had our first kid, and she would get mad bc I "Get to go to work" for 60 hrs a week tying rebar so we dont starve to death and have diapers etc
Smh you don’t understand how lucky you are to be in the hot ass sun wearing jeans and boots lugging around rebar and lowering it into trenches breaking your back for 15-30/hour all while working on a dangerous job site with druggies and alcoholics.
@@johnnyfuckface8384 "Being a mother is the hardest job on the planet" -Oprah
I know that he's pretty crass, but he does hit the nail on the head how some women are like adult children who just want to be taken of .That's how my ex-wife was, and now I'm with an amazing woman and the more I hear the more I realize I need to make sure that I really do show her how much I appreciate her
Too many women are just profoundly lacking in empathy and don't realize how much better it is to be single as a man. The cards just keep stacking higher in that direction and women get more miserable while we men play, build, create, invent and play the game of self-improvement. Embracing the hardship of life as a game is how you end existential crisis. Feminism robs women of this.
Not really, because I concur with all of what you are saying. Vowing to be single at 47, I am now finding how great being single is and doing all the things you mention; Philosophy is one of my main interests and since living alone for 12 years now, I have taken up crochet, tatting, bread making, cake decorating, did the body work and changed the brakes on my car, manage a fantasy football league, and went from being a conservative to an anarchist. (on about 1000 dollars per month). Feminism indeed may rob women of this, but simply being a woman does not.
So true. We are content continuing to earn our wealth alone and occasionally seek the comfort of porn or prostitutes/escorts. Women don't have an easy way to get money and all the trappings of trapping a dude, marrying, then not working, then divorcing, then getting half his wealth or more.
Well put my man
It is not even feminism per se that is doing that, feminism was and still is responsible for some really good things. Third wave feminism just went too far, so much so that I would call that post-feminist hegemony. It is, I would say, popular culture that is doing it - romantic comedies telling women that they can expect guys to give up their dreams, lives and personalities to be their prince charming. It is shows like Say yes to the dress that exhibit bridezillas and their Marshall Tito-like suites choosing dresses costing like a good used car for an "all about me" romantic day. Stuff like Sex and the City where women go out on expensive dates and trash men in their gossiping parties after spending their money. After decades of such messages from corporate media (who know that women are primary drivers of consumerism to whom you shall market useless crap - no guy would buy luxury romantic cruise or overpriced vintage looking furniture on his own), women have grown into expecting it from their men. A friend of mine from the classic car community has divorced one of such women, and now, since I (by chance) introduced him to another friend of mine who is a transexual woman and they have started dating a year ago. He is basically a brand new man since having her by his side - he shows her a little bit of compassion or appreciation for her femininity (some flowers or opening car door for her) and she smiles for a week about that. She even feeds into his love for cars and buys him Volkswagen related gifts (he is a VW nut). It is all because she was thought by her life and experience that she should appreciate any and every act of kindness she can get and not to set her expectations too high. For all of her life, she was discriminated against and now someone appreciates her. But when you have a woman who has been called princess and spoiled since the first time she took a shit... She expects you to be her slave until the end of your days and even take a life insurance policy to be of good use when you're dead.
Nemo Sundry If you are lucky to meet the one in a million decent wife, then it actually is better to be married. But if not, then it certainly is better to be single than to be just married to a common girl.
Thank GOD we still have Bill the ALMIGHTY LEGIT BURRRR during lockdown, listening to him ranting about WOMEN is the best thing I have done this week and TODAY IS FRIDAY!!!
I'm not a car guy. I drive a 2004 Corolla. Toyota's are great. Keep oil in it and it runs forever. If only women were that simple to understand. I'm a retired musician and sales professional. Car guys love their cars. Sports guys love their team. We musicians love our music. Ladies! If a man is talking to you about what he's passionate about, car, sports, whatever, he is into you! He's sharing what's important to him. We only do that when we're into a woman. If you can't relate to what he's saying or at least respect that he's sharing his passion, then GTFO now!!! Break his heart now and spare him from having you suck the life from him an inch at a time over the next 20 years.
And yes Bill, if you read this and use it I would consider it an honor.
Children in adults bodies
Men have needs and likes but woman just have wants!
Idk. We also have wants. I want a Jaguar f type.
every human being has needs and wants you moron
Listening to this podcast and reading the comments makes me appreciate my girl so much. I never knew there were so many selfish psychos out there. My girl cooks and cleans and takes care of me and I go to work to provide for us. I help out as much as I can but usually she orders me to sit and she will do everything for me.
Damn,.. the part where he talked about the next "Richard Pryor" or "Jimi Hendrix" working at some Home Depot was really sobering.
yep
Had to Give up my career as a Chef just because I worked with women, this man speaks wisdom 👍
Theres still time bro you can still be a chef
Feel your pain man, been a chef for 25 years!! i`ve lost count of the times that waitresses have gone out of their way to make my life hell just because i dont fawn over them like most guys do!!
Nobody noticed this man's name us ted bundy lmao
God I love Bill Burr. One of the few real ones, even through fame/success.
It's frightening trying to remember the last time my girl/wife bought me what I wanted/needed with Their hard-earned money...
Lol, briffaults law
One Christmas my wife gave me a decorative bowl with the face of the sun in it. I never said anything to her ... but I knew then that she had no idea who I was or what my hopes and dreams were. Later I realized that, as a woman, she never really cared bout whether or not I had hopes and dreams. That's simply not how women think. Keep that joint checking account full and those credit cards paid off ... that's really all they care about.
Do you have separate money?
When they say " I'm not about drama" is the same as when someone says, "I'm not racist but...." YES, YES that's exactly what you are about.
When they say that RRRUUUNNN!!!!
One of my friends (a total Mr nice guy) got with a woman who made a huge point to me & my wife when we met her of 'I'm not into drama'. Alcoholic bitch fucked him over seeing other guys & her ex & throwing him under the bus to her parents by blaming him for the issues they were having that were ALL due to her shit.
@@jdsrcs8061 If they say that right after saying "Hi, I'm Lisa." then run faster.
Or, "I'm not high-maintenance fluff!"
Bartender, with a house she got from divorce, bad-ass car she got from another divorce, while divorcing a guy who was in the hospital fighting cancer. She let the lawyer serve him, didn't tell him in person.
I’m a woman and I find this hysterical. It’s mostly true too lol🤣😂.
This sounds like the freeloader that lives with me. No contribution, I pay all the bills, buy my own groceries, etc etc and she complains about things here. Everything is free here for her and complains?
If you're not married to her and she is not on the lease, show her the door
This is what I get for thinking I could have a decent relationship. She is in process of moving out. I feel terrible for her son though.
Stop whining and kick that bitch out
Your freeloader sounds like a Democrat. Might as well be a dog.
GET RID OF HER!!!
6:30 talking about being single. I doubt Bill or anyone will read this, but that’s what I did. Smaller scale of course; but I did that and doing it still. Bought a house at 26 after cutting off women at 23 and now 29 figuring out how to pay off this house in the next ten years without affecting my retirement.
Point is to not waste your early twenties chasing tail. It’s a crap shoot in this age. Think about doing something dumb with a easy girl; legit run one out and think again.
The girls I grew up with and dated are legit marrying guys 10-25 years older than them. That’s a smart move for them really.
So Be smart financially.
Not at an aim to land a younger wife to spoil but to get good ground financially for yourself.
Bill Burr is so spot on - every word is true.
"Of course. How selfish me. Let's do all the things that *you* wanna do."
Yaaaaaaaak
MISTER VENTURA!!
You wouldn’t believe how many people have tried to tell me this shit those people are worse than selfish, they’re manipulators
Who separates laundry?? I wash all my clothes in cold(together) n my towels in hot..I agree, laundry isn't a chore
your laundry is ass my guy, separate colors
Bill! You are my HERO! I as a man have been fighting this “overrated women” for years with no success. You come by and react spot on this nonsense attacks destroying men in America for decades. No Men has ever come up with any confrontation to this HUGE problem. I am so glad to know that at least one Man Go out in the arena and put a mirror in the face of these busted spoiled freaking selfish wrong women! Man! It makes my day after busting my ass for a better life-alone of course-and I come home and listen to your comments on this issue. Thank you is not enough! You are speaking for us Men out there! At least ONE. The ONE in our defense! THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!, THANK YOU!...
Like, You're supposed to enjoy the EXPERIENCE together, not just ignore what you're actually doing and gaze into each others eyes the whole time ffs.
Zambambo 92 😂😂😂ive seen alot of couples like that and it never ends well. Some guys work 9 to 5 and their women expect to be catered to once their guys come from work. It must be a drag to be living like that
I love it! I feel like women don’t listen to men enough. I learned more about men from both my dad and my BF I’ve had for 6 years, then I ever did from those feminists who say that they have “facts”. Pfft, whatever.
Feminists are ungrateful birches, no gratitude for all the conveniences they enjoy in their daily lives that exist because of men
I honestly believe if all men and all women were able to live life for a year as the opposite sex. There will be more understanding between the 2.
Some straight men seem unable to see how stressful it is to date certain men because they don't date men whilst some straight women are unable to see how stressful it is to dare certain women because they don't date women.
And a lot of people seem selfish and want to insert themselves into situations and I think some men and women always insert themselves in the man or women role even if that man or woman that are inserting themselves in is in the wrong
Baffles me when I see a man or woman get caught cheating on the opposite sex and there are always a group of people from their own sex defending their actions just because
I don't know, my 2 cents. Some women and men just DON'T want to see things from the opposite sex POV nor want to admit that people from their own sex can be bad.
Bill is a real man that speaks his mind no matter what and has inspired me to do so as well
Thanks Bill, I date a really motivated woman and we are a really motivated couple, and as a couple in our early 30's we have to compromise so much. But we make it work by giving what we can and expecting little more than what we get. This doesn't work for everyone, but it works for us. We have a healthy, active and loving relationship, we just have to understand when we can't always do what we want. Suck it up cupcake. In 10 years we'll hopefully be laughing and taking care of 2 kids comfortably, instead of struggling every step of the way because we made the sacrifices over the the last 10 years of our lives. Love your work Bill. Keep it up. PS: My girl laughs at and argues with nearly everything you say whenever she happens to overhear me listening to your casts...
There should be womanhood classes at universities where pre-boomer women, the few that are left alive and aren't senile, teach women of other generations how to be women, at a reasonable price. If "lesbian dance theory" exists, then someone should be teaching women how to woman. I'm pretty sure they used to have classes like that, they were called etiquette classes.
should be manhood classes too.. you think the 'men' of today compare to the men of the 50's??? lmao please
I would pay to take a manhood class. I taught myself how to change my oil because I know how to google properly. I felt proud before learning that's pretty standard for a dude to know how to do.
Finishing School?
cherie andersen Well the topic wasnt about men, it is about women, and he isnt saying men are perfect. I think BOTH sexes were better back in the day, and both should learn from their elders. However, I will say women are FAR more arrogant than men. I cant tell you how many women I would date and they acted like they were the determining factor on moving forward. I finally told one chick "did it ever occur to you that I may not like you either?" I mean, her jaw dropped - she couldnt fathom the idea that a man wouldnt like her. She acted like all men like all women regardless. Its a two way street. It took me decades to find a strong, sensible, AND respectful woman, and when I did I married her :)
In modern university? Hahahah women only go to school to learn their victim hood and how too blame everything on men. Its called gender studies
One of the best comedians in the country. Cheers Bill! Knows where he stands but still thinks like the every man
When he said “These fucking Broads” a tear of joy fell from my eye🤯😢😂🤣😂🤣 There still real men in the world that talk like me🙌🙌🙌🙌
Shut up bitch 😂
Bill... You can never please them! Whatever you do wrong is right and whatever you do right is wrong. They don't breed them like they use to.
+Island Thund3r >>> No, it's more like they don't get beat like they used to. ;-)
Michael G Tina Turner Style 😉
To the moon! :-)
mb v Wrong. Plenty of people do. Including you for your stupid way of thinking.
@mb v Sean Conary said it best look up what he said about hitting women.
Right on Bill Burr! The lack of appreciation lovers have for each other boggles my mind.
"I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability"
I love that movie!
greatest quote in mankind
When I heard that I was shocked that it made it past the Hollywood feminazi censors.
Sounds like my soon to be EX Wife 👍
You should get counseling. It is a lot cheaper than divorce.
It's been 9 months. Where are you at now? Dealing with the bullshit as always like most men, right?
As someone separated from his wife, believe me when i say, count your blessings!!! The peace is worth it alone. No more nagging, drama, and bullshit. It's fucking great.
I know I listen to Bill Burr podcast and he's saying things that I want to say it makes me feel like it's a venting of anger by proxy! 🎸 Bill Burr Rock 🥁
Bill is a legend, Hes not scared to say what most of us are thinking! xD
Male privilege? Is this the privilege to give up your hard earned money and time to take her out for a meal and a date? Really? If she wants to choose the places to go to, she needs to pay up.
*listening to this while dinner baking in the oven and folding clean laundry* 👀............ 😂🤣😂🤣
This is like warm-up music to listen to on your way to marriage counseling
One of my married couple friends have divergent interests that occasionally intersect. They do those things that intersect together as a couple. The other things they do either with friends or by themselves and it works perfectly for them. They love each other and respect each others interests, and don't feel they have to share everything. Edit: 1 year later and they're getting a divorce.
Man, I felt every word of this episode. Thank you.
4:16 I I was watching this with my wife sitting by me and she even chimed in saying I don't do that. Then I reminded her of the only birthday since my 21st that I wanted to go out and do something. Backstory is to me my birthday is not a big deal. So for my 35th or 36th birthday I gave the wife what she wanted and said fine let's do something. My birthday was on a Saturday that year. I woke up 2 hours later than I was supposed to because my phone had been taken off the nightstand and moved into the kitchen. As I was wondering where my phone was I heard my wife ushering the children out the front door. I was now putting my robe on and I called her name...no response. I got down the hallway just in time to see the front door close. I opened it and told her we needed to talk, and she started the car to get the a/c going for the kids and came inside. I first asked if she knew where my phone was "I don't know". So I asked for help, (as I was asleep when my phone got moved) I went to my side of the bed to see if I knocked it off the nightstand. Within 20 seconds she was standing there with my phone, "I guess you left it in the kitchen." So I asked why nobody informed me of the alarm that I set that was called Happy Bday To Me. I was told no alarm went off. So then I asked, "Where are you going I told you we were finally going to do something to celebrate my birthday?" She told me they were going to her friend's house and if I wanted to do something hurry up and get dressed to go with. So I reminded her how selfish she was and asked why she gets to pick what we did on my birthday. I was informed that I had to book plans with my wife before her friends. I'm still married but now she doesn't make a peep about my birthday and makes no plans for the weekend before or after. Later that night one of the kids accidentally busted her for moving my phone and killing the alarm when they were clarifying a situation that occurred while she was moving my phone. To this day when I think my wife is lying to me I repeat my child's words. " it was right after you put Dad's phone on the island."
Mate I know that's your misses (so I do apologise) but that's the behaviour of a psychopath. I honestly thought it was going to be a heartwarming story about her planning a suprise for you, hence her moving the phone etc.
I can't imagine a world where I'd be with a woman where I'd let her run my life. Even now as a 34 year old bloke who's lost his looks, if I managed to pull a tidy AF 24 year old, I'd still get sick of it pretty quickly.
Best of luck though fella :)
@@OfficialFingazMC Oh, you completely misinterpreted to get to the "run my life" bit. She got the one chance and that was it. She and her ideas of "doing something" to celebrate my birthday learned their lesson. I get informed of where she goes in lieu of an invitation but she gets informed of where I've been when I get back. I only gave in the one time because I figured since I had my foot down long enough I could pick it up. After that I put my foot back down. The moral to this story is you never have to put your foot down in any situation if you never lift it up. In fact she and I are great and trust me I don't take any offense to what you said because I obviously did not communicate properly on here.
@@TA_Plus_Hemi - Really? You're "great" but she disrespected you in a serious way and seemingly continues to do so.
She certainly has a major issue she was even willing to lie for. Good luck on keeping your foot down
I hope you’re out of this because she was gaslighting you
Jealous of a car. Just imagine the jealousy of a perfectly formed love doll that never ages and never says no.
No. A doll doesn't give you the warmth of a human connection. But a superficial vapid narcissistic woman doesn't either. I don't want either or. I want a real connection with a woman who isn't a self-serving narcissist. How rare is that?
All jokes aside, in 15 to 20 years when the sex dolls are damn near realistic.... Women will freak!!
@@stephendunn8033 assumimg they let them evolve that much withought trying to shut it all down
@@thebookofspirit1777 MGTOW is in full effect, men no longer give a shit about having a woman. I will be first in line for a super human sex doll.
@J I appreciate your response and opinion, but like many other men I have been used and abused and looked at like a human ATM machine. When the human ATM machines (MEN) stop giving these bithes everything they want. Maybe, just maybe they will start acting like humans. If not, I'm fine with a sex doll. If you call me unhealthy.... Cool, I again respect your opinion, however western women will at some point regret how they treat men.
"One of the best comedians?" Right now your the best comedian that I know of. Honestly it sounds like it's between you and Chappelle. And your one of the few celebrities out there that I don't think is trying to manipulate me or others.
women being selfish you don't say !
nah you're just ugly as fuck man.
@@YellowTissueBox harsh