I think she means categories that define you as a customer. For example, if you like posts that are about cars, Facebook may use that information for targeted advertising, or sell this information to other companies, that you are interested in cars.
this smells like propaganda, because when Kennedy asked him if he could pull his """personal file""" and he said he technically could but wouln't, they actually did do that, expect it wasn't specific files, it was a whole bunch of their user's data which they sold to Cambridge analitica. Listen, the senators here are confused and asking questions that are out of their depth, but this video makes it look like they're all stupid and that Zuck didn't do anything wrong and it's stupid to even question that, which is absolutely NOT the case. This smells so much like propaganda it's insane that people here seem to be focusing solely on the fact that old people aren't great with new technology.
@@dLzzzgaming it's not so much propaganda, but more so that these people in power did not take any time to do any research on the topic, and made fools out of themselves. The video is for the entertainment and horror of the public.
@@Lucas-jq6kk they are obviously forcing him (or trying) to let Zuckerberg give straightforward answers, so they can use it as evidence against him when he is guilty of said crimes. And well because he said he didn't do it we should all believe him, like a murderer would say he is guilty straight away lmao.
You really think theyre so fucking stupid that they cannot put words together to create better questions ? Maybe you dont know what youre talking about, get some factsz for instance - watch The Great Hack, then talk . .
Valerianann no because there asking stupid questions to an intremely intelligent man. They don’t have had to gone to university to know their stupid questions
@@valerista4269 they could at least consult their questions from an ICT/Engineers so that their questions is at least understandable by someone who is working in a tech company. These senators is using some kind of illogical or generic questions that a tech expert might not understand.
@@arnavkmr3895 Are you Chinese? Senator I'm Singaporean. It's a yes or no question. No, I'm Singaporean. Are you a part of the CCP? **deep inhale** Senator. I'm *Singaporean* .
Exactlyy 😂 it was like asking a cop if he could one day just say 'fuck it' and shoot up an orphanage. Like yeah he technically could but why tf would he do that, these questions man 🤡
Harshraj Jadeja: the point is that if you rent data to an advertiser, they have it forever. Thus, renting data is impossible (it would just be selling). This comment is highlighting the stupidity of the senator^^ not questioning mark’s claim
@@peasant7214 oh they do I always experiment. Google and fb are like connected because whenever I search something up on one platform, I get an ad or recommendation from the other. How do they know, well they share our data.
This is an absolutely top tier example of low intelligence in high places , the older I get the more I realise that all those people in positions of power and authority who we once thought must be almost infinitely more qualified and intelligent than us are just ordinary people who stepped on the right rung of the right ladder at the right time , and almost always with a little help to get them there
Say all you want but once they step in and deal with problems specific to thier field of expertise they are in essence unreplacable by anymore even less competent than them
@@lordlopikong6940 This is such an important distinction. There is definitely a gap in understanding when it comes to technology that can have very negative affects when it comes to making policies. But that doesn't mean these people are stupid. It means they're not knowledgeable in this field. And it probably means, with the way technology is shaping our world, we probably need to update our methods of governing as well. Not that these people are stupid.
They listen to you on your phone. Wake up sleepy. If you talk about digging to someone then you will see adds for shovels the next day. Why is that? It is because they are listening to You through your phone all the time.
@@beetlejuice4357 stfu boomer, that's not how it works. They show ads based on interests and other PROFILE information. Let's say you searched for something, Facebook will show you ads for that based on your search. Now get lost pesky boomer, go gossip about your neighbour or whatever the fck you guys do
1:18 killed me Mark: That would be a breach Kennedy: *That would be a breach* Never seen someone's ego crumble so easily over someone answering a question they asked
@@tackier-n2g valid but based on ignorance, anyone with experience in digital advertisement knows no data is sold, rented or given away, and neither do we need it because what we care is reaching the right people and for that we need the channels (websites/social media) and not just the raw data. I couldnt care less what or who You are, what I care as advertiser is when and what a pool of people with similar interests as what I believe is my ideal customer is doing online so I can show ads of My product to them at the exact moment they are most interested in it.
@@tackier-n2g Not valid at all lol - If in the agreement some data are to be shared with third parties, then you give your consent to that and FB isn’t responsible anymore. If I call my travel agency and I book a flight ticket, and they tell me that my consent to share my information to the hotel is required (to which I agree), then the hotel is now responsible for this information - My travel agency can’t do anything to « claw it back ». At some point I can ask my travel agency to delete their file on me, which they will do, but they can’t do it for third parties (humanly impossible to do that with the current technology anyway). Same can be applied anywhere
No, you don', that's the difference, they have the ability to sell their user's data without any actual regulation behind it, which they fucking did, they sold their user's data too CA to be used in propaganda campaings, it's like you idiots watch one youtube video about senator's looking confused about what the new tech is about and you forget that Mark actually did do the things that they are trying to figure out if he can do.
@@realbabyeater No, people are just acting like it isn't a big deal, when it is a big deal, and acting like just because he can, doesn't mean he won't, implying there's no need for regulation or someone overseeing what facebook is doing. Are you kidding me? We are replying to someone who compared Mark's ability to sell data to his own ability to rob a bank, how can you not understand how stupid that is?
@@elliotblack9676 a policeman carries a gun, so he COULD kill an innocent man if he wants to but he wouldn't. its the same kinda question they asked him
@@techsmart2911 why would fb do that? Are you important? Are you an interesting person that they will pay money for an information? There are billions of users in fb and most of them are posers with different names. What would the companies do if they buy such information? What would they gain in getting your info?
@Merrill Chua , atleast half of the questions where perfectly fine and probably necessary for judgement. Seems to me that you just read the youtube titel and posted a dumb comment.
Congress: Would you share confidential files? Zucc: No, of course not. Congress: But *could* you do it. Zucc: I mean technically yes because the data lies around somewhere in my system. Congress: Wait that's illegal
What's wrong with the question? I thought it was obvious what she was asking. How many unique data "categories" or "data points" does FB track per user?
Deafharp Facebook stores everything you’ve ever posted to it, every like and comment you’ve ever done. Basically any action you take on the platform is stored somewhere. “How many data categories” doesn’t make any sense, the question would have to be more specific
It makes perfect sense to ask how many and what features are stored and for how long. What you are talking about - likes and posts - is the bare minimum to operate facebook and not really interesting.
@@PennyHerbst I've done these things myself and only on a small scale. For certain items I had about 20-30 categories, for others less. Even if the woman specified the answer to a specific field, it's probably hard to answer without looking it up. For facebook it's probably hundreds and hundreds of categories and I'm not even talking about categories that are made up by computers. If you work with machine learning, it could be that you can't even say how many there are, because a human wouldn't know how they function and because you don't know how they overlap.
I was legit about to type this exact same comment lmao "Would you do it?" "What?! No!" "COULD you theoretically do it?" "Well I mean...yes I suppose it's possible." "GUILTY!" Like wot logic is that lmao
@Quinzel Sabina 1.advertisements company give money to facebook to run their ads on facebook. 2.Facebook runs their ads 3.Facebook user watch ads 4.Facebook profit Now imagine if 2 billion people watched their ads ,thats a big stonks advertisements company
Clearly you haven't seen congress "grilling" Sunder Pichai. It was hilarious and utterly cringeworthy at the same time. Onion shit they were asking lol
@CalvinV7 The problem is they don't want to understand, all they want is to be told they were right. they ask 1 specific question and if he tries to answer it with more than yes or no they get mad and ask the question again.
When I'm being asked by old people about the internet it always has something to do with "data" in almost everything they say that even I am doubting if all my knowledge is actually a sham
The question regarding deleting the data from Facebook, I think that it is not that easy to just erase data .. it depends on where are the data stored and other factors, so technically I believe that even ourselves somehow don’t have the access to delete the data.
"Your supposed to say yes to this question." This phrase means, I am ignorant to the abilities of other countries, never really left the US to get some intracultural education, and still I can decide about war and peace because for some weird reason, I got elected to one of the most powerful parliaments in the world. So educational.
I know how you feel. Especially when I try to teach people about firearms. They don't seem to understand the difference between an automatic firearm and a semi-automatic and other misconceptions about firearms.
Movie Junkie, do you have a clue what you’re talking about? It doesn’t sound like it. These people are trying to get information from this dipshit. Does he sell or rent data? What are the categories that the data is stored under? Etc. Serious questions that adults need to know about. Let yourself age about ten years and you might understand these things better.
@@pixelzach6130 your a fool if your ok with a group of people having that much information about you. When our government wants to contol its people this technology will kill all those who oppose. They will come into the homes of the people with the strength to resist and take anything that gives them power.
“Would you cheat on a test” “I wouldn’t “ “do you have the ability too?” “I probably do” “i would like to see you after school and talk about your actions.”
But the point was to regulate fb. The equivalent of asking kid if he can see the other kids paper. If he says yes, you move the other table a bit further! That’s it. And what assurity to we have that in the future he might not do it
@@Mustafa2892 Why would he want to look through the data when he would lose his job and everything else. He's a billionaire anyway. Sure he has the ability, just like you could kill someone if you wanted.
@n s You think the government would side with you if the bank decided to randomly go rogue? They would sweep it under the rug and make you out to be some sort of crazy who shouldn't be listened to.
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
Imagine having these people running a country.
Oh wait....
This is really underrated 😂
America is great again. Well done.
Kirsten Lee shut up
Baguett oh yeah, because knowing about Facebook is what’s going to run our country
@@ItsMeJessieAndArii knowing about technology is kinda key when running a country in 2019
The first woman sounded like she didn’t even know her own question
What a confusing question
WTF is she saying
I think she means categories that define you as a customer. For example, if you like posts that are about cars, Facebook may use that information for targeted advertising, or sell this information to other companies, that you are interested in cars.
Cause she didn't
@@r_bs030 right, she made sense to me
"Could you kill someone"
"We could but we wouldn't"
"Ahh but you could"
this smells like propaganda, because when Kennedy asked him if he could pull his """personal file""" and he said he technically could but wouln't, they actually did do that, expect it wasn't specific files, it was a whole bunch of their user's data which they sold to Cambridge analitica. Listen, the senators here are confused and asking questions that are out of their depth, but this video makes it look like they're all stupid and that Zuck didn't do anything wrong and it's stupid to even question that, which is absolutely NOT the case.
This smells so much like propaganda it's insane that people here seem to be focusing solely on the fact that old people aren't great with new technology.
@@dLzzzgaming it's not so much propaganda, but more so that these people in power did not take any time to do any research on the topic, and made fools out of themselves. The video is for the entertainment and horror of the public.
they're incapable of comprehending technology which makes them incapable of dealing with the crook featured on the video
dude even said he doesn't sell user data and the idiots here eating all that up lmfao
@@Lucas-jq6kk they are obviously forcing him (or trying) to let Zuckerberg give straightforward answers, so they can use it as evidence against him when he is guilty of said crimes.
And well because he said he didn't do it we should all believe him, like a murderer would say he is guilty straight away lmao.
The fact that Zuck seemed like the only actual human in there is scary
Fr considering he is a lizard
I can't even trust this cause it was made by CNN.
@@johanliebert8708lmao
I thought it was the other way around 😭
his hair never grows more than that 😮
It's like grandparents asking their grandchildren about the latest tech
You really think theyre so fucking stupid that they cannot put words together to create better questions ? Maybe you dont know what youre talking about, get some factsz for instance - watch The Great Hack, then talk . .
@@peplajso Tfu, ft.
My grandmother has a much better understanding than even this... this unbelievably painful
@@peplajso what tf is up with you, you do know what a joke is right?
Peter Menovník ok BOOMER
He honestly looks like he is about to cry at their stupidity
Senater we run ads 😂
Steve Salt he looked like he was genuinely going to piss himself when he said that😂
Stop calling people stupid just because they didn't study ICT in Harward ok? They are not your typical 20 y. olds
Valerianann no because there asking stupid questions to an intremely intelligent man. They don’t have had to gone to university to know their stupid questions
@@valerista4269 they could at least consult their questions from an ICT/Engineers so that their questions is at least understandable by someone who is working in a tech company. These senators is using some kind of illogical or generic questions that a tech expert might not understand.
Zuck is like "I dont understand the question" and the senator is like "yea me too :c"
😂
jerry han 😂😂
🤣
Fr tho its embarassing, what more if these guys have acess to missile launch codes boy we're in danger.
Me neither*
Alternate title: Uneducated elderly politicians confuse a reptilian.
He is a mammal not reptile. What is a reptilian?
@siddheshpawar43201 You are why reptilians are a problem, they've infiltrated us and most people like you deny their threat.
@@siddheshpawar43201The joke is that Zuck is a lizard
You basically just answered your question@@siddheshpawar43201
Lizards are mammals?@@siddheshpawar43201
I feel like Mark lost a couple of braincells After those stupid questions
xi Rx4pex LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
DarthWill77 it's not that funny chill
A couple? More like alot I'm losing braincells now after hereing this
Cells? I hope ur talking about batteries or transistors cause I'm convinced he ain't human, or a living thing 😶
Terry Tettey lol
Mark looks like he's trying his hardest not to laugh.
his*
I don't think the lizards programmed him to laugh.
If I were him I would literally ran away laughing
@@fairnut6418 no, it is correct. it is he's because it means he is
100% especially the last question!
Notice how all of them are too old for technology so they are basically asking him how to use facebook
Lol
a lot of Facebook users don't know Facebook run ads for the money either
@@marukchozt6744 Yeh I thought I was just to personally piss me off! Like youtube
I laughed so hard xD
Notice how he dodges every question that would get him into truble if he says yes but he cant prove it false.
Came back here, after the Tiktok congress testimony
Same
The fact that these questions look tame and sensible compared to the shenanigans of the ticktock congress is wild
@@arnavkmr3895
Are you Chinese?
Senator I'm Singaporean.
It's a yes or no question.
No, I'm Singaporean.
Are you a part of the CCP?
**deep inhale**
Senator. I'm *Singaporean* .
@@arnavkmr3895 they had 5 years to learn from their hilarious attempt at questioning Google and Facebook to become funnier
@@lyrablack9169 TikTok is still CCP spyware what is your point?
The fact you missed this is honestly incredible.
“Would you kill someone?”
“No”
“Would you have the ability to kill someone”
“Yes, I guess”
“You are going to jail”
Exactlyy 😂 it was like asking a cop if he could one day just say 'fuck it' and shoot up an orphanage. Like yeah he technically could but why tf would he do that, these questions man 🤡
Yeah just copy the top comment and change it a bit.
One day this comment will get above 1 k likes
Iron man no
I recommend you guys to Edwardmajerch on Instagram he is a professional in all kinds of hacking.
I kinda feel sorry for him, he’s literally just tech support for boomers at this point
@Archie Redfern imagine having that much money but still having to work as tech support for boomers
@@everyone343 I would gladly be tech support for boomers if it meant I would have 50 billion fuckin dollars.
everyone hahahaha fk man true
@Archie Redfern net worth isn't money in the bank bro
@@koyega right ? Litteraly everyone thinks rich people like besos have 122 billion chilling in the bank
He looks like he's using all of his strength to not burst out laughing
Kai Genieser dww Dass DOTA a a as oo cs-cw day o. Oo z o fk. Olto. Oak ca a
@@Roadsyde плыщп ылыщфзу потаджф
Robots don't have emotion...
@@Eccentech what if.. Those people were so dumb even a robot had to hold its laugh
Lmao he cant laugh
I feel like I'm watching a nine-year-old walking his grandparents through using a smart TV.
I'm scared that the people making our laws have never used technology
* don't know how to
They passed net neutrality
@T E stfu karen you fucking boomer piece of shit
T E ok boomer
@T E oh hello Karen! Are you a boomer?
This is why I never argue with old people. They just don't agree.
True...my grandma is like one of these old people...
Eldery must pass way soon
Chocolate we still have grandparents, calm down buddy
So true.
Not old people..politicians. And you are from India, you should understand that.
Mark: “Yes senator, we do not sell data to advertisers.”
Senator: ”Do you rent it?”
They very carefully and intentionally (I guess) did not show us the answer for that
Harshraj Jadeja: the point is that if you rent data to an advertiser, they have it forever. Thus, renting data is impossible (it would just be selling). This comment is highlighting the stupidity of the senator^^ not questioning mark’s claim
@@harshrajjadeja7087 what was the answer?
@@Septus im trying to blv FB does not sell data.
@@peasant7214 oh they do I always experiment. Google and fb are like connected because whenever I search something up on one platform, I get an ad or recommendation from the other. How do they know, well they share our data.
This is an absolutely top tier example of low intelligence in high places , the older I get the more I realise that all those people in positions of power and authority who we once thought must be almost infinitely more qualified and intelligent than us are just ordinary people who stepped on the right rung of the right ladder at the right time , and almost always with a little help to get them there
Say all you want but once they step in and deal with problems specific to thier field of expertise they are in essence unreplacable by anymore even less competent than them
@@lordlopikong6940 This is such an important distinction. There is definitely a gap in understanding when it comes to technology that can have very negative affects when it comes to making policies.
But that doesn't mean these people are stupid. It means they're not knowledgeable in this field. And it probably means, with the way technology is shaping our world, we probably need to update our methods of governing as well. Not that these people are stupid.
...
This is their field of expertise.
@@lordlopikong6940
Senator: *asks stupid question*
Mark: I'm not sure what that means?
Senator: Checkmate.
That's the Davie504 move 😏😏
2.3k likes and 1 reply? What the
Ghost I thought U were dead?!!!
@@iiTzBoRa You see the thing is,
I was with shepherd the whole time
Ghost did U took the sh*t out of him for us?
Mark: "We run ads."
Senator: " How many miles do they run?"
Mark: Idk what that means?
They listen to you on your phone. Wake up sleepy. If you talk about digging to someone then you will see adds for shovels the next day. Why is that? It is because they are listening to You through your phone all the time.
@@beetlejuice4357 tHeY LiStEn tO yOu oN YoUr pHoNe...do i look like i give a fuck?
@@beetlejuice4357 stfu boomer, that's not how it works. They show ads based on interests and other PROFILE information. Let's say you searched for something, Facebook will show you ads for that based on your search. Now get lost pesky boomer, go gossip about your neighbour or whatever the fck you guys do
Do subtracts run backwards?
"Have you murdered someone"
"No, that's a breach"
"Not would you, could you?"
"In theory, yes."
"You're a murderer."
LMFAO
Hahahaha
LMFAO
@@user-cs6bg4zp5qi
ok, if someone has a nuke but not gonna use it, are they innocent?
1:18 killed me
Mark: That would be a breach
Kennedy: *That would be a breach*
Never seen someone's ego crumble so easily over someone answering a question they asked
Those senators r the type of people who put a ruler under their pillow to see how long they slept
Underrated aF🤣
Best comment so far 😂😂
They didn't have rulers in school
omg
Lol this is GOOD
Mark: "Senator, we run ads."
Senator: *deep confusion*
Senator (thinking): _got you now boy!!_
he said it as stuck up yet professionally sounding as he could lmao.
Apol
LOL
😵
And you guys are still wondering why he looks dead inside.
Nicholas Berry he looks like Data from star trek
Hes on stimulants
Little robots inside his body trying to figure out what the most human reaction would be
It's cause he has to deal with dumb questions from these people
King Arthur The resemblance is uncanny they even talk and act similar. Lol.
1:41 dude is asking a perfectly legitimate question
True, yeah.
@@el_precich Nope that was valid too
@@tackier-n2g valid but based on ignorance, anyone with experience in digital advertisement knows no data is sold, rented or given away, and neither do we need it because what we care is reaching the right people and for that we need the channels (websites/social media) and not just the raw data.
I couldnt care less what or who You are, what I care as advertiser is when and what a pool of people with similar interests as what I believe is my ideal customer is doing online so I can show ads of My product to them at the exact moment they are most interested in it.
@@tackier-n2g Not valid at all lol - If in the agreement some data are to be shared with third parties, then you give your consent to that and FB isn’t responsible anymore. If I call my travel agency and I book a flight ticket, and they tell me that my consent to share my information to the hotel is required (to which I agree), then the hotel is now responsible for this information - My travel agency can’t do anything to « claw it back ». At some point I can ask my travel agency to delete their file on me, which they will do, but they can’t do it for third parties (humanly impossible to do that with the current technology anyway). Same can be applied anywhere
I think the question is just highlighted because it led to "but you rent data"... which is just a nonsense idea
Mark - Senator we run ads.
Senator - How many miles do they run?
😂😂
Lmfao 😆😆😆
😂😂
Lmao ooooooOoooooooOooooooo 😂💯
This comment is very underrated lol 😂
Boomers:"Will my question sound less stupid if I say it again just louder"
Mark: ok boomers
Answer:
I'm sorry. What do you mean.
@aneuB adiV you're going around just correcting every "boomer" comment into "liberal". Does the word boomer offend you that much?
@aneuB adiV Nah, liberals are not boomers and boomers are not liberals. The word exists for a reason. :D
“I do not believe we have the right to do that”
“But you have the ability”
I have the ability to rob a bank
I have the ability to go skydiving without a parachute once
No, you don', that's the difference, they have the ability to sell their user's data without any actual regulation behind it, which they fucking did, they sold their user's data too CA to be used in propaganda campaings, it's like you idiots watch one youtube video about senator's looking confused about what the new tech is about and you forget that Mark actually did do the things that they are trying to figure out if he can do.
dLzzz. Judas Ezekiel nobody said he didnt...
he did deny all of it even though any user knows this to be the exact case
@@realbabyeater No, people are just acting like it isn't a big deal, when it is a big deal, and acting like just because he can, doesn't mean he won't, implying there's no need for regulation or someone overseeing what facebook is doing. Are you kidding me? We are replying to someone who compared Mark's ability to sell data to his own ability to rob a bank, how can you not understand how stupid that is?
Senator:-You're supposed to say yes.
Mark:- Am not programmed to behave like that.
Senator - Could you kill a man
Policeman - no sir I wouldn’t
Senator - but you have the aBiLiTy
Mark has god tier level of patience
Abhishek Sathe but you have the ability to
He's not god level he's lizard robot level
but the question is actually COULD you, not would you, so zuccs answer was wrong
@@elliotblack9676 a policeman carries a gun, so he COULD kill an innocent man if he wants to but he wouldn't. its the same kinda question they asked him
It's a really stupid comparison.
Killing people is illegal if you don't know already.
"Would you steal your parent's money"
"I wouldn't"
"But you could"
ruclips.net/video/_bMOqWZxxM4/видео.html see how pakistan won against corona see how pakistan reduce corona
The actual phrasing they should've used for their question should've been, "Could you somth smth?” instead of would. Lol. 😭
@@crazy4pakistan284 yo we are talking about Mark Zuckerburg AKA robot and the dumb people in the government so can you not share this here please.
"But... I wouldn't..?"
@@crazy4pakistan284 why the fuck get on topic
Senator: Where does my computer go when I go to sleep?
ThAt Is A yEs Or No QuEsTiOn!
where it was.
where it was?
Bucky mark:no🤣
“..............It run ads”
This is funnier than TikTok's.
😂😂😂😂
Holy cow, these people have no idea what the internet ist
The second one was right tho
Moin
I sense german
ist
lol
"How do you make money?"
We run ads.
"But if they dont pay how do you make money?"
We run ads...?
Don't pay for service!
I think they meant that Facebook sells the users data to third companies.
@@pokerface9432 yes,, i think so
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@techsmart2911 why would fb do that? Are you important? Are you an interesting person that they will pay money for an information? There are billions of users in fb and most of them are posers with different names. What would the companies do if they buy such information? What would they gain in getting your info?
What the zuck
just some1 on yt *what the zucc
Dafaq 1k in 2 days
God made Reptiles. Reptiles made zuck. Zuck made Facebook.
*What the zuck?*
just some1 on yt we’re going to miss Reggie
Dazuck?
How much dedatated wam would you recommend for the server?
Senator: My Computer uses cookies. Are they chocolate chip or sugar?
Mark: UM...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Senator: ItS a YeS oR No QuEsTiOn
M. Z: Senator can you explain what the fuck you're talking about
Lmao
Aye you funny as hell
Sounds like a bunch of boomers asking for tech support to be honest.
@Merrill Chua , atleast half of the questions where perfectly fine and probably necessary for judgement. Seems to me that you just read the youtube titel and posted a dumb comment.
@@antonsmith1497 So what about the other half lmao
It is💀
@@cj2dabj rofl lol gucci gang
That’s exactly what it is
Police: Did you kill the man?
Suspect: No.
Police: You were supposed to answer yes to that question.
"Shit now i have to actually work and investigate"
*laugh in the background
And just when I thought I was stupid 😂
No, he said that because he wanted Zuckerberg to stroke America's ego.
Gamepro5 i believe he only said that because him saying yes pertained to a follow up question
Congress: Would you share confidential files?
Zucc: No, of course not.
Congress: But *could* you do it.
Zucc: I mean technically yes because the data lies around somewhere in my system.
Congress: Wait that's illegal
"The government is storing and monitoring everything about you."
Also the government:
But yet FBI watches for hentai watchers
@Alison Roberts its a joke for people who watch hentai
"hOw MaNy cAtEgOrIeS dO yOu sToRe"
Tbh I think this was the only sane question in this video.
What's wrong with the question? I thought it was obvious what she was asking. How many unique data "categories" or "data points" does FB track per user?
Deafharp Facebook stores everything you’ve ever posted to it, every like and comment you’ve ever done.
Basically any action you take on the platform is stored somewhere.
“How many data categories” doesn’t make any sense, the question would have to be more specific
It makes perfect sense to ask how many and what features are stored and for how long. What you are talking about - likes and posts - is the bare minimum to operate facebook and not really interesting.
@@PennyHerbst I've done these things myself and only on a small scale. For certain items I had about 20-30 categories, for others less. Even if the woman specified the answer to a specific field, it's probably hard to answer without looking it up. For facebook it's probably hundreds and hundreds of categories and I'm not even talking about categories that are made up by computers. If you work with machine learning, it could be that you can't even say how many there are, because a human wouldn't know how they function and because you don't know how they overlap.
The data breach question is actually important, since that is the type of stuff that fuels people using services like Signal.
That senator doesn't ask a breach question.
No wonder he looked mildly terrified the entire time he's confused as shit
investing on this comment
Same I can’t imagine what exact thoughts we’re running through his mind lmao
That's right
They had teams behibd me him staged and safted
They left me to die
I'm sick of u mark. U are never in a polisition to tell me the truth. But. U always want me for ads.
I'm watching cavemen trying to interrogate an alien.
Hahaha
I'm dead
Hahaha
Lmao
@Fed Ex damnnn you didn't have to smoke him like that bro😂😂😂.
Alternate title: Mark zuckerberg explains the internet to confused boomers
Basically lmao
LOL
Best comment haha xD Fucking spot on
Confused boomers with inflated egos
lmao
Mark almost blacked out from the serveral dumb questions being asked
when mark said ''yes congress women'' i literally lmfao😂😂
If only the phrase “ok boomer” were invented sooner..
Nareswari Production that meme is over 8 months old stfu
Already said it in this comment section, but seriously : Let people have their fun on memes...or change my (our) mind about why not ?
the "ok boomer" meme has existed for far longer than you think. It just hit popularity recently, but it's not like it didn't exist before.
Artemis Fowl bcs its an overplayed meme that got annoying asf, especially when all you see is “ok boomer” everywhere
@@-stickymations-4367 true
Second guy was asking bc he probably has some weird shit on his Facebook lmao
😂
He was asking for a friend
😭😭
😂
😂😂😂
The old human folks were really testing the robot's patience with those questions.
Hahahhaha
Facebook and Google listen and watch you and your children all the time every day. Make a joke of that.
@@beetlejuice4357 And yet you're here
@@beetlejuice4357 oh no google is going to advertise toys to my children 😭 would someone PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN 😭😡💥😭
very clever
"Senator the system is in the data so...". was the moment you can really tell how hard it was for mark to keep a straight face.
I respect Mark for being able to hold his laughter.
I would Laugh cuz why not
Honestly those were some dumb questions
Aliens don't laugh actually
And I fell some anger kinda
Mark hasn’t learned laughter yet
Teacher: The exam won't be that hard
The Exam:
😂😂😂
Bro this is the most underrated comment lmao
If this was a math exam it would be like
1. Given that y=4x, calculate 7 to 3 decimal places
Hahahah😂😂😂
Senator: “Would you kill someone?”
Mark: “Absolutely not”
Senator: “Could you kill someone?”
Mark: “Technically yes”
*Got him*
no make it like ladies and gents we got him
I was legit about to type this exact same comment lmao "Would you do it?" "What?! No!" "COULD you theoretically do it?" "Well I mean...yes I suppose it's possible." "GUILTY!" Like wot logic is that lmao
anyone could kill anyone lol
@@khalidhassan9423 4th wd someone
I just spat my water out reading this comment lol
The music makes it even funnier 😂
Mark: "Senator, we run ads."
Senators: confused noises intensify
😂🤣
I read this the second he said it
@Quinzel Sabina XDD
@@Avery-qg7gf go buy a lottery ;)))
@Quinzel Sabina 1.advertisements company give money to facebook to run their ads on facebook.
2.Facebook runs their ads
3.Facebook user watch ads
4.Facebook profit
Now imagine if 2 billion people watched their ads ,thats a big stonks advertisements company
this is literally the closest illustration of me teaching tech to my parents
Clearly you haven't seen congress "grilling" Sunder Pichai. It was hilarious and utterly cringeworthy at the same time. Onion shit they were asking lol
Nidhin M I just watched that one before watching this one and it was embarrassing and hilarious at the same time 😂
I bet they were well frustrated when YOUR UNDIES ENDED UP IN YOUR HEAD
For me, to whole of my family, they're totally blind when I explain a little deep about what they asking 😩
Everytime he said "Senator", he actually meant "Stupid"
😂😂😂
OMFG I still find it so fucking hard not to laugh at all those assholes! What a bunch of retards politicians are!
Fr😂😂
Lol
Im gonna be here before the reply on this comment reach 500
The first one with the data categories had me laughing so hard!
I'd expect these questions from my grandmother, not the US Congress wtf lmao.
Exactly
How do I do the Facebook
Neravy they’re the same thing!
Don't they look like your grandpa and gandma ?
well the ages are close so...
They should've gotten some software engineers or cybersecurity people, not old senators.
Agree
@CalvinV7 The problem is they don't want to understand, all they want is to be told they were right. they ask 1 specific question and if he tries to answer it with more than yes or no they get mad and ask the question again.
@CalvinV7 american learning process*
@CalvinV7 really ? You are trying defend these idiot congress members who don't understand any fcking tech related thing.
Exactly
Bruh wtf are they saying, they don’t even know wtf they are saying
Welcome to olitics
animegeek96 that’s awesome 😂
When I'm being asked by old people about the internet it always has something to do with "data" in almost everything they say that even I am doubting if all my knowledge is actually a sham
glad I made ur comment to 1k likes
Ur still a kid
The question regarding deleting the data from Facebook, I think that it is not that easy to just erase data .. it depends on where are the data stored and other factors, so technically I believe that even ourselves somehow don’t have the access to delete the data.
Senator: is there a dwarf in my fridge, who is controlling the light whenever I open it or close it?
😂😂
it is funny as fuck)))thank you
😂🤣🤣
😂
IM SO DEAAAD. AHAHA
Imagine if these were the people running our congress
Imagine if the liberal-left was running Congress.
They are
@@fooklamtsang that's the sad part
wait
@@BigRodd91 lmao broflake alert
It’s like try not to laugh at toughest level for Mark zuckerberg
Lol this is the best one
I would like this comment but its at 69 so i wont
EJ 44 no worries man you are a hero
@@nikshanlaven668 lol i guess i couldnt stop the other people from liking tho 🤣
@@evanjohnson6723 lets make it 420
These old people don't know how social media works😭
Senators : So you're telling me, that you earn money from ads.
Mark Zuckerberg : That is correct.
Senator : Wrong
LMAO
I imagined Donald Trumo saying "WRONG"
He earns money from consumer data. Network effects, everything
I got the impression he didn't know what ads were. Even though they have been a thing for a very long time.
HAHAHAHAHA
“How does a business model stay in business when it’s free to users”
“Senator....
“We run ads”
Bruh moment for Congress
What if I just like this comment right now and get you 421 likes
Bruh Congress and Senate are two different entities
@@mikhail_tal1866 bruh moment indeed
Would like but it’s at exactly 2000
Say Sike Right Now. 😂
I don’t understand how these people are running this country, the last guy didn’t have a damn clue they run ads.
It's elders that don't understand the internet in that room and mark
Sudhanshu Shandilya i never said he didn’t know what Facebook is, all I said is he didn’t have a clue they run ads on Facebook.
That guy should be in a retirement home rotting away
Yes he did, he needed Mark saying that on the record to establish a line of questioning. Have you not watched a single lawyer movie or series?
HeavyDist I don’t know what to respond with, but I still agree with my opinion.
Poor dude I also have a bit of social anxiety… and seeing him just stand there with his brain melting down…
Tbf the anxiety of speaking to congress on national tv with millions of people watching you would be hard to not get anxious for
I laughed my ass of at the end. "Senator, we run ads."
Simple as that lol
im dead XD
These boomers dont understand zoomer humor
Senator.exe stopped working
Marvelous Marv I love the smirk he had at the end.
Senator: When I cut and paste text do I need scissors and glue?
😩🤦🏾♀️🤣💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠💀💀💀💀💀👻
Senator, we run ads
To Confuse The Enemy, You Must First Confuse Yourself. This is the art of war.
-Sun Tzu
Can you do other one ☝️
@@LibertyPrime6969 “Tis is better shit in shower, than to shower in shit.” - Sun Tzu
@@thanus6636 "What is shower?" - Sun Tzu
@@repeatbot “What does it mean to be truly clean? seriously guys I don’t know, I play Genshin Impact,” - Probably Sun Tzu
@@thanus6636 Genshit Imtrash
- Sun Goku
"Your supposed to say yes to this question." This phrase means, I am ignorant to the abilities of other countries, never really left the US to get some intracultural education, and still I can decide about war and peace because for some weird reason, I got elected to one of the most powerful parliaments in the world. So educational.
It's like being in a room where they're trying to teach a lot of grandparents how to use email.
B C That's how I felt too. 😂
I know how you feel. Especially when I try to teach people about firearms. They don't seem to understand the difference between an automatic firearm and a semi-automatic and other misconceptions about firearms.
Hahahahah
Pierce Ryan I also teach kids at my school about firearms, but if you think that is bad, some girls have flat out said fetuses aren't real
Yeah 😅🤣
Still convinced to this day that they were just old people trying to understand how the Internet and Facebook works
literally they probably just turned up to find out what facebook is 😭
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All you have to do is ask
I am pretty sure that is the case lol. They need to know how facebook works in order to make a judgement.
I wish he just asked ‘does anyone have any questions that show they have a clue what they’re talking about’
The question of what happens to our data if we terminated our account is actually important
They r all asking good questions and logical
Movie Junkie, do you have a clue what you’re talking about? It doesn’t sound like it. These people are trying to get information from this dipshit. Does he sell or rent data? What are the categories that the data is stored under? Etc. Serious questions that adults need to know about. Let yourself age about ten years and you might understand these things better.
@@antoniopodesta8738 so you think being older makes you wiser and smarter?
@@yozan122Have you anything to say about the content of the video?
1:30 Are you willing to make Facebook not Facebook to stop it being Facebook?
Imagine someone actually calls Mark asking for John Kennedy's files
Like the US government might ask for yours? That is his point.
@@tkonlyme yeah, like the US government is randomly gonna call me and then ask for my files? Like what?
@@pixelzach6130 your a fool if your ok with a group of people having that much information about you. When our government wants to contol its people this technology will kill all those who oppose. They will come into the homes of the people with the strength to resist and take anything that gives them power.
@@pixelzach6130 also they wont ask "you"... they will get it from the source through the guise of public safety and legal legislation.
@@tkonlyme what country do you live in? I have never heard of this. This is pure gold
I don't think I would have been able to keep a straight face.
IKR!!!
pretty much just as confused in school as this entire video
2:38
He smiled lol
@@glucowse i would be on the floor laughing lol
we need more "up to date" politicians...
and you need to delete your facebook and instagram accs
Ihate Gmann and u need to clarify
ok, give me your facebook account, if you wanna say no, then do some research on the internt, thank you
Ihate Gmann please provide context, reason and logical thought on your next reply, thank you
Hello ✋
Zuck: 😐....senator we run ads... That last part got me 😂😂
Senator : So in Facebook, we clearly can see face, but where is the book?
Mark : ......
Hahahahahaha
In your face mr senator sir
@@romips9839 *throws book at Senator*
😂😂😂 Hahahaha I'm shocked they haven't questioned this😂 kidding that was witty
@@wickedapplecss4872 this is what they be deserving
They’re like grandpas and grandmas asking their grandchild mark about new technology stuff lmao
Gemini Very accurate 😂
The only comment we need
"timmy, come here i dont know why my time machine isnt working"
Timmy: "thats a microwave grandma"
Grandma: "OH No wonder i didnt fit"
Thought exactly the same
Those politicians are too old for technology 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think Mark is laughing so hard inside his mind.
But hardware cannot laugh :D
Achie Power yes they are old
I dont think he finds that funny. Look at the disbelive in his eyes. He is dying inside
Their memories couldn't reach the designated question made by themselves 😆
Go watch Sundar Pichai with Congress. You can see he’s laughing inside because these people are straight tech retards.
3:11 my respect for mark just went rocket with his patience and the ability to not laugh 💀
How many data...... categories....... do you you store does Facebook store ... on the .................... categories that you... collect
I happen to read at the same time she was speaking.
LMAOOO
Not that hard of a question tbh
Senator can you explain what the fuck your talking about
@@Matt-yu5ed thats not even a real sentence.
These boomers could've googled all this or asked their grandchildren
I hope they don't breed
F34RxHAZARD they’ve already bred
@@smater6501 F
😭😭
@@smater6501 you missed the joke
This is like me having a conversation with my grandparents lmao.
the old guy at 1:40 made perfect sense idk why he's in here
@@hansmoran1219 maybe because his last comment about rented data
@@pantsuslayer8631 ohh ok
no way they know much more.....he he
@@hansmoran1219 he believed facebook sells / shares user's data despite facebook not doing that at all. he could've googled the answer.
"From a dorm room to a company" is literally the entire point of college.
“Would you cheat on a test”
“I wouldn’t “
“do you have the ability too?”
“I probably do”
“i would like to see you after school and talk about your actions.”
But the point was to regulate fb. The equivalent of asking kid if he can see the other kids paper. If he says yes, you move the other table a bit further! That’s it.
And what assurity to we have that in the future he might not do it
"To* see you after school"
Jesus. Stay in school. Don't cheat.
Great analogy 😂
@@Mustafa2892 Why would he want to look through the data when he would lose his job and everything else. He's a billionaire anyway. Sure he has the ability, just like you could kill someone if you wanted.
I can't believe people are still seeing watching it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s weird how confident and condescending they are asking him.
I think they're all kinda trained to intimidate to being confident even tho u have no clue about what you're spitting is probably part of it
@Tom Muggeridge he isn’t he’s just so confused or dumbfounded by what their asking cuz their qns don’t make sense
Cause they think they know everything
@@ronigorani6847 those senators are unqualified to talk about Data collect Big Data Cyber Privacy. Calm down
to be fair Mark is acting stupid on purpose and its frustrating
Imagine most of these senators going home and being like "yeah I sure showed him haha"
LOL
Hahahaha
The senators are so dumb, the questions they are asking have such an obvious answer
😂😂😂😂 ikr
They definitely did lol
Why all legacy media shows only clips of news.
Mark: it would be a huge breach senator, we would never do that
Senator: it will be a breach!
Just like the banks could theoretically access anyones account and clean it out
@n s You think the government would side with you if the bank decided to randomly go rogue? They would sweep it under the rug and make you out to be some sort of crazy who shouldn't be listened to.
@n s if only this world works like this...
n s.. ur probaly like 5 arent u..
n s Not exactly...