If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 3: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥
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- Опубликовано: 13 янв 2017
- Thanks to Eliphus for helping me with two loyalist/chaos bro-murder scenes as well as updating the art of Ahriman.
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Thanks to Gods-and-Kings for art of Magnus and Ahriman
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Thanks to Garrot for the Head of Dorn
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Script written by Yohan Gasmask
Script cut to oblivion by Alfabusa
Yohan Gasmask as Azhek Ahriman and Lucius the Eternal
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ComradeCrimson as Typhus the Traveller and Introductory Narrator
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Gemineye as Kaldor Draigo
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EgoQueenAlexis as Miriael Sabathiel
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Zegram as Magnus
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ThunderPsyker as Kitten
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Tim Scott as Karstodes
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Kochiha Ichihara as the Ecclesiarch Decius
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Remleiz of 40k Theories as Cyberdong the Techpriest
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SuperAnchors as Rogal Dorn
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Alfabusa as Little Billy, Random Admiral and Fabius Bile
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Music:
Augurs (Fabius Bile Theme)
• [Music] The Bile
Happy Happy Game Show - Kevin MacLeod
Mandeville - Kevin MacLeod
The Hostess (Miriael Sabathiel Theme) • Video
All is Decay (Typhus Theme)
Magic Forest - Kevin MacLeod
White Christmas XPLICIT GUITAR - JPMusic
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Image Sources (order of appearance):
Lucius the Eternal
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Azhek Ahriman
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Little Billy
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Kaldor Draigo
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Miriael Sabathiel
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Typhus the Traveller
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Fabius Bile
Source: Primogenitor Limited Edition (Page 3)
The Custodian
Source: ”Custodian Terminator Squad” by Sam Wood, Horus Heresy CCG.
Magnus the Red
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Sly Marbo
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The Emperor
Source: “The Emperor” by John Blanche, Warhammer 40,000 5th Edition.
Fabulous Custodes 1 (Karstodes)
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Ecclesiarch Decius
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Rogal Dorn
Source: Drawn by Garrot (head), Centurion Boxart (body)
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Orks (Orks 4th Edition Codex Cover)
Eldar (Eldar 3rd Edition Codex Cover)
Tyranids (Tyranids 3rd Edition Codex Cover)
Tau (Tau 3rd Edition Codex Cover)
Dark Eldar (Dark Eldar 5th Edition Codex Cover)
Necrons (Necrons 3rd Edition Codex Cover)
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I love that even the forces of Chaos are just like "Draigo what the hell man?" Like, they don't really see him as a surprise anymore. He's been in the warp so long that he's basically an acquaintance.
actually he was also a guest in the show but popped up in the wrong time, and then warped away immediately which upset Ahriman since he was trying hard to keep everything going.
"So, the traitor guardsmen will launch a full-scale assault on the loyalist fortress supported by titans and Iron Warriors, while the Alpha Legion will infilt..."
*warp noises*
"Oh fuck not again... fuck off Draigo, we're planning shit here!"
Leman: "Would you really call him sentient?"
Draigo: "NO!"
He’s more erratic that the Chaos Lords and actual daemons
@@phantomwraith1984 Fyodor: "I agree with draigo"
Sly Marbo: [viciously stabbing Lucious] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" (Translation: "Happy to be on the show, Lucius, you look fabulous.")
TheIntern Honestly, Sly Marbo’s kind of politeness is a rarity these days. It’s quite refreshing.
Lucius actually says ''FIGHT ME, BITCH!!!''
there's a reason he's called Luscious Lucius Prankz on YT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKNOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
what a great guy!
I really love how Azhek Ahriman is the only chaos champion on the tts who has any remote sense of sanity left in him and is constantly on edge with the insanity, stupidity and lack of common sense from the other Chaos Champions.
I mean. He agreed to this show so he can’t really be called “sane”
So, Hannibal?
I wonder if the series will make him return to the emperor army i mean, the creppy one and hot stuff are going to the black library of they succeded in his mission, Ahriman will get so feed up and problobably will: "aaaaaaaaaah fuck it chaos has not given any fucking good thing, i have everything to that calamari and for what nothing" (nerd cry)" them the emperor and magnus convice him to return and makes the rubicks human again (The thousands son back to empirium) AND THEM THEY HELP TO RECOVER MORTARION
@@alvarodebarrio7718 that's probably what will happen, in 40000 years
@@parrib1488 so 4 months
And so, Ahriman and Lucius began the newest faction: Mankind Undivided.
now there's a faction i'd like to see in official canon, would make for some interesting dilemmas and conversation in a very black and white setting
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 Eh... the Imperium sees things in black and white. It's more like black, incredibly dark grey, and occasionally white. This is especially considering that everyone looks out for their own self-interests... if you're an Eldar, for example, you probably think that the Ynnari (basically Aeldari undivided) are the archetype of good. And maybe they are (or as close as we can get in 40k). Yvraine (that's her name, right?) did tell basically everyone from Commoragh to Ultramar "get your shit together, it's time to stand united against Choas!" (IIRC)
@@jagnestormskull3178 what I meant is: on the one hand you’ve got the imperium aka lawful evil and on the other you have the ruinous powers and their followers aka chaotic evil but outside of fan speculation there is no neutral in between the two extremes as far as the human factions of the setting are concerned
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 Ah, I see. And agree. We have the x-axis of the alignment chart, but very little to no y-axis.
@@jagnestormskull3178 yeah pretty much, it is speculated that the blood ravens descend from loyalist thousand sons but as I said it’s just speculation.
Hence why if such a faction as mankind undivided was to become canon it would make for some interesting conversations and debates
Let's celebrate what unites us all, *XENOPHOBIA*
WOO HOO!!!!
How delitefully... *IRONIC*
Ahriman is a boss
Nah, what really unites us all is memes
XEEEENOOOOPPPOOOOBIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I never realized until now how much Eric Andre could legit be a Slaaneshi worshipper. He was a heretic before heresy was even heretical.
Slaaneshi worshipper? He's a chaos god of his own.
@@marcogypaetus9607 chaos god? He could be part of another pantheon
Yeah and Hannibal Buress is tzeentch worshipper
If anything, he’s probably trying to avoid Slaanesh.
Eric and Tzeentch chill all the time im sure.
Kaldor Draigo and Sly Marbo are borderline gods in this series...
Two of my favorites, right there.
They are c’tun
Somekind of Dude, better... THEY ARE MEN.
Алиса Медведева Or Jesus Christ is their nigga
Who would win? If they ever fought, the whole galaxy will have another asshole.
15:26 I can sorta see Rogal's point. Wood is an absolute luxury on Terra and most other Worlds, and Lucius smashing well crafted wooden furniture in a ridiculous manner may as well be rubbing it in their faces.
While it probably would be in character to smash a fine wooden desk. I like to think it's either imitation, ment to break apart, or just special effects.
@@daltonbecker4494 Knowing Lucius, possibly not imitation.
Knowing Lucious... biblically
Knowing luscious it’s not wood but compressed gore painted to look like wood
He needed to reinforce that table
But does Lucius enjoy cyberdongs?
40K Theories
for now it is just a theory and has not yet been confirmed
With his SLEENASHY MIND... yes.
Lucius enjoys dongs that your frail mortal mind cannot even comprehend.
40K Theories why is this a question? OF COURSE! DONGS ARE DONGS FOR SLAANESH ! GLOOOORIOUS DONGS!
He enjoys all the dongs.
"WHAT THE UNHOLY LORDY-LOO?!". When a Slaanesh champion is saying something has gone too far, you need to stop what you're doing THAT THRONE-DAMNED INSTANT.
Alex Ernst ikr? Especially Lucius.
It was so bad, they included a Filthy Frank reference... 13:20
I don't what the fuss is about 😏
WE'RE AT REDCON 1
@Solarchos its a work in progress
I watched this on Valentine’s Day and the moment where Lucius said “half of you are celebrating this Holliday and the other half are probably all alone” hit hard 😂
Man. Lucius is a sadist.
You say "probably all alone," I say "definitely saving my money for more important things... like little plastic soldiers! :D"
@@Lenriak You got your priorities straight my dude. Besides, if the chick really wants you, then she won't mind you spending money on the good shit. If she minds, then no loss. Lust is temporal, glory is eternal.
Akmal Nabil a wise man you are
Lenriak agreed lmaooo
the day that imperium and chaos band together to screw the aliens are......concerning
The godame end times are surely close alright
It’s probably an... a okay thing after all we’re being annihilated by orks , Eldar , tyranids and the bloody tau cant we all loyalist and chaos worshipping humans band together for one each year...
Eldar, Tau, and Necrons vs Humans. Do it!
It already happened in the war of the beast.
@Devon Crusader war of the beast
You know you crossed a line when Lucius the eternal is telling you that its getting out of hand.
Zachary Hawley DAAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY...
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
And if it confuses Ahriman then you know it’s weird
and if it makes typhus think its gross, you know its best to go in the opposite direction
And if it's shocks Kharn the bezerker you know you've got a probem
His epithet is "Kharn the Betrayer" and he doesn't actually show up in the episode. The one that amusingly is horrified is Lucius
How the fuck did they all manage to survive a Sly Marbo guest appearance????
hunngryento who is sly marbo anyway he seemed line 40k Rambo but I'd guess there's more?
Fouth dimension warp fuckery.
Jordan Parkhurst That's pretty much it. He's 40K Rambo.
The Pandora Guy ty that was very useful
Good job creeding 1d4chan to a newbie....soon he will see /teege-i mean the emperor's glory!
The "we're all human for the most part" part was heartwarming.
And then Ahriman brought up the point, along with pictures of the aliens.
And then it got very, very funny, very quickly.
THe other lesson: Never. Get a studio audience. From Nurgle.
"Oh yeah, I remember, I also had it inherit Ahriman's psychic powers, too!"
"YOU DID *WHAT?!"*
it was at this point I was wheezing so hard that even Nurgle would be deeply concerned.
If nurgal is worries about you wheezing then its bad
Ok can we just say that the thousand sons are the only real sain traitor legion and also they real never were traitors
@@tracewalters9553 Ahriman has little sanity left but he’s probably just vibing at this point
Fabibus bile is so rediculous with his cloning and science that he basically stopped worshiping the chaos gods BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO TEACH HIM! I want to see his solo crusade.
YOU LEFT ME UNFINISHED!
Slaaneshmas is now the perfect excuse to run Imperial/Chaos armies as battle brothers.
This is very, very intentional.
Oh no...... Don't tell me, Bruva. You planned for THAT did you? LOL
Henry Sackett
it's like the great crusade all over again *sniff*
megakillerx TIME TO DRIVE THE ELDAR OUT!
JUST AS PLANNED!
So Fabius Bile is going to clone himself into an army for his own Black Crusade? Won't that be a trip.
Knowing him. He would probably end up killing himself... literally
@@Joawlisdoingfine he'd just sell his body again
.
Ahhh like Fulgrim. What happened to him anyway? Did the necrons keep him as a pet?
@@Joawlisdoingfinenah I mean he will sell one of his clones again like he sold one of his clones to the neurons
Why clone himself into an army when he can just clone himself a Fulgrim body and put his mind in it? A one "man" walking, talking, and sexually frustrating death machine with only one purpose, to bend the universe to his heel and create his perfect vision for humanity, Fabulous Bile 2.0!
"YOU! LEFT ME UNFINISHED!!!" < reminds me of all the half-done models which make up about half of every 40k army I have ever bought...one day my babies *sigh* ...one day.
I love how Lucius is always totally nuts but then switches to menacing and terrifying, or genuinely confused, at an instant. Comedy gold, while still feeling oddly realistic.
The Eric Andre Show with demons.Excellent.
You mean, the actual Eric Andre Show?
Should it be concerning that this actually makes more sense than the actual Eric Andre Show?
Now this is the Eric Andre show if was placed in 40K
Yes
THE RUDOLPH JOKE WAS JUST A BLOOPER, ALFA YOU RASCAL
It had to be included to keep in line with the very likely theory that Magnus is a giant reference to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer except with tragedy and space and no reindeer.
OrangeChao *sings cheerfully* Magnus the Red one-eyed Primarch~!
He was gonna be picked by santa claus...but he fucked the webway up
HERASY!!
magnus the reindeer
So would Miriael copulate with a Tyranid or not? This is very important for us to know.
You need to cease and desist right now.
A restraining fucking order!
You need to stop
@@fulcrum2951
You're saying that like "restraint" figures *anywhere* into Lucius' vocabulary.
She wouldn’t mention it live! A woman has to have SOME secrets, y’know.
The fact that Ahriman and Lucius share a VA makes this funnier, its just a dude arguing with himself for a show pretty much,
actually mad that Kharn didnt get an appearance, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Same, I mean it's one thing to not have a character, but to mention him and then bring in a completely different character in. It seems like borderline trolling.
Yeah, and I just finished the book Kharn: Eater of Worlds the other day so that wouldve made it even cooler to see him ;-; SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Insultin' Sultan Kharn? Who is this Kharn? And who is this Blood God? This was merely the Pilot episode for a new FICTIONAL cartoon, it got low ratings so there will not be another episode, CHAOS DOESN'T EXIST.
oooh yes thank you for reminding me Inquisitor, BACK TO HAULING PROMETHIUM FER ME
Inquisitor Thomas
Oh no don't make Kharn into a "doesn't exist" meme otherwise he'll never make it on the series
So this is Alfas' channel and he voiced Fabius Bile? I like to think that the letter Bile was writing at the beginning is reflective of the actual conversation had between Alfa and Yohan XD
Pretty much XD
Not to mention, it’s unbelievably hilarious.
@@yohangasmask5075 P.S. If Lucius calls me “Bob” on live HV, I WILL KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT!!!!
"We need to talk about the shit your doing, Bob. It's getting out of hand. YOU DID WHAT!?"
When a creature, follower, or champion of Slaanesh, or even just the Actual Slaanesh, is being the sane and rational one in the room,
...THAT'S when you know a line has been crossed.
Try eidolon, even fabius is scared of him
Even Slaneesh has standards.
*WHAT IN TZEENTCH'S BLUE BALLS IS THAT?!*
That moment had me rolling on the goddamned floor. And I'm not even into Warhammer all that much! Thanks for getting me somewhat into it!
When even *LUCIUS THE ETERNAL* is freaking out, you know that this should have stopped long ago.
When Fabulous Bill mentioned doing an solo Black Crusade and mentioned cloning I for a brief moment thought he was going to clone an army of himself.
Oh silly boy, that would the REASONABLE course of action, and why would we want that?
He just CLONE THE PRIMARCHS AGAIN!
Seriously, the guy can Clone ANYONE!
Considering what he did with Ahriman, I think that would be ill advised.
coolclaytony
He MADE a PERFECT CLONE OF HORUS! (And that was during M31)
Scratch that! HE MADE PERFECT CLONES OF FERRUS MANUS DURING THE FUCKING HERESY!
The guy can MAKE ENDLESS PERFECT CLONES OF ALL FIVE CHAOS CHAMPIONS! (Including Argel Tal)
Olav Lomeland technically he does have a clone army; in the Red Fury and Black Tide books, Fabius Bile has several clones of himself that he can jump to when the body he inhabits dies.
Does anyone else think that the short scene of loyalists and chaos worshippers working together was actually kind of touching?)
You HERTIC! AND YES I DO! FUCK IM A HERETIC
[SWALLOWS SOME PROMETHIUM]
Not really. Curse their sudden but inevitable betrayal!
FUCKING HERETICS!
John Doe it was touching and hilarious because of the fact that the idea was suggested by fucking chaos marines and that they are more reasonable than the loyalists
well I mean, is humanity, pre Horus Oopsie-Doopsie
"The pustules within my colon, are most pleasantly warmed, by your generosity"
I will now use that to thank people I don't like for things
after having read the horus heresy, i can confirm that this is how lucius actually is
he was always very fetishistic before the heresy, in the fulgrim book he cut himself constantly with his blade
I’m only at Horus Rising and it concerns me that you’ve said this is accurate to Lucius's character.
Iron Hands Terminator Based on what i have read, that seems likely. Lucius is awfully concerned about appearances, it seems. Guy uses an old cavalry saber instead of a chain sword or something more sensible to an Astartes.
@@AsuraBoss Yeah, even in the first book he's still a bit of a prick, albeit Eidolon is the biggest egotistic prick if the entire legion.
@@sonofjack6286 Yeah, Eidolon’s a POS. Guy sends off several waves of his own legion to die even though there’s no reason beyond his wounded pride.
Okay, I will admit that, for one brief moment, I may have legitimately laughed out loud when Sly Marbo appeared.
Lord general Kitten and Magnus letsplay. Make it happen.
They have appeared together in content on zoran's channel. Meaning it has been Magnus, kitten, boy, and leman Russ. Not to mention other wacky characters. Tune in next time zoran proves he isn't dead
13:07 When a Slaaneshi demon says you're going too far you are going *TOO FAR*
BECAUSE SLY MARBO IS HERE RIGHT NOW!
GIVE IT UP FOR OUR NEXT GUEST!
~The most underrated line in the entirety of the history of the universe.
“OH SHIT!!”
10:52
The emotion in these lines are the best thing ever and I can't stop watching it
I love how Typhus just accepts his fate and poor Ahriman is horrified
@@CaptainDemo779 If you listen real closely, Ahriman is actually going "Wait what?" right before the realisation hits.
This was hilarious. Still surprised there was no Khorne-flakes commercal, though. Or, I dunno, Custodes-brand body oil, THE special product your quivering abs deserve. *plays Awaken-theme at full volume while slaying some Xenos*
ThanatosZero
Yes, the one and only, the original. Now with crunchy bits of bone and juicy marrow. One free torture toy with every box!
Enjoy Khorneflakes out of the skull of your enemy SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
and now I want an Old Spice parody starting the Fabulous Custodies...
RipOffProductionsLLC
ALL MY YES.
Hello astartes. Look at your battle brother, now back to me
People hatin' on chaos but they forget.
Chaos likes to purge filthy xenos too
MrRyant66 Citizen... what are you talking about Chaos doesn't exist.
Ahriman 2.0 : "DADDY!"
Ahriman: "What? NO! Fuck that! I didn't make you, HE did!"
Bile: "Don't talk to our son like that, you heartless jerk!"
Ahriman: "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."
I fucking died, even without the BLOOD GOD REPRESENTING (i'm fucking LIVID about that), this was a MIND-CRUSHINGLY-AWESOME show!
"Tombois and fembois" is probably my favorite line from this.
Ahriman saying OH SHIT when Sly Marbo came on killed me XD
same lol i loved ahriman
Who doesn’t love Ahriman?
Ahriman is fantastic of course it’s so good.
Let Slaanesh gender-bend every being in the galaxy on this most joyous day.
emperess bless.
fukin gold
antiprotaganist I would be happy to join Sleneesh!
Ulric Morningstar bruva get the fuck to work,I WANT THIS ANIMATED NOW
The Emperor is now the Empress
I love how cordial all the Nurgelites are.
12:48 Having Lucius actually get terrified plus the whole cronenberg effect is... Hilarifying.
Nurgleween
Khornsegiving
Slaaneshmas
Happy New Tzeentch Year
It could be an awesome holiday
don't forget sanguinila and emperor's day, and the 12 days of Primarch
Necronukkah
@tron 1112 =][= 8 days of Primarch. There are no other Primarch, Citizen. =][=
Wait if Slaaneshmas is about Humanity and Chaos uniting to kill Xenos together
Then what are the other 3 about?
@@spongeyspikes09 Well I figure Nurgoween would be when Nurgle rains Plague Grenades down on all of the good little girls and boys of hive worlds...
Khornsgiving would be a feast where you eat what you've brutally killed that day, minus the skulls of course, those are for the throne.
That's all I've got, who the fuck knows with Tzeentch...
so every single eldar,ork,human,tau,independent xenos,tyranid,demon,gods,ctan and necron in the galaxy received this broadcast...
Well, we can assume it was every human/chaos worshiping xeno species at least, but who knows how fucked up tech like the stuff Fabulous Bill makes works anyway.
Trazyn: "what's the name of that chaos sororita cutie, Imotehk"
Imotehk: "and why's that?"
Trazyn: "Because I need her for my collection"
Wanna bet the Orks started a huge brawl on there worlds?
They did, meanwhile in Commoragh...
Eldrad : Let's celebrate what unite us all..
Asdrubael Vect : *MON-KEIGH* *PHOBIA!*
@Android RK800 Meanwhile outside 40k
40k fans:"Let's celebrate what unites us all...
... *MATTWARDOPHOBIA!*
sOMEONE's been a baaaaad little boy
*I ' M G O N N A S P A N K Y O U*
BITE ZA DUSTO
Kid: help! Help! Help, he’s gonna kill me!
Commissar: What?! How did you get in here?!
Kid: HE’S GONNA KILL MEHEHEHEeeeeeeeee!
Commissar: Who is gonna kill you? Speak up child.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
how they are smoking and Ahriman is inhaling books😂
Lucius smoked three joints at the same time. So fucked-up and badass lmao
StygianTraveler141 and he had all his faces also smoking😂😂
Son of the Black Rage I didn’t even see the faces on the armor smoking 😂
Knowledge is his drug
knawledge
I still think The Annual Necron Sleeping Day, is a better celebration.
*Wheeze*
Ok no seriously
You are one of my favourite youtubers
The content you make is amazing and downright unique
This is exactly how I feel for everyone of his videos.
Lord Vyse isn't it just?
Plus the jokes he makes in his shows are funny
TTS to Alfabusa whenever it’s been a few months since the last episode:
YOU!!! YOU LEFT ME
UUNNNFFFIIINNNIIISSHSHHEEEDDDD!!!!!!!
Happy Slaaneshmas
Intro:
"... It is instead highly encouraged to read the books..."
>read the books
ENCOURAGING HERESY
"Let's celebrate what unites us all: Xenophobia!"
i can already hear the xenos screaming in pain and/or surprise from her....
17:39
"Let's celebrate what unites us all:
*XENOPHOBIA*
Yeah pretty much.
I'm the only one that imagined white supremacist, muslim extremist and hard core chinese communist beating up aliens in space?
“He is breaking perfectly formed wooden furniture for no reason other than to force a cheap slapstick joke. That I cannot forgive”
I relate far too much
At least Grimaldus now has something he can ban.
I know you, from DeviantArt!!!! :D
THIS HERETICAL COCKFEST IS BANNED!
Well Lord Grimaldus you are totally allowed, no, encouraged to ban it.
WHY DA FUCK... Wait... You serious?
I've never been more serious in my entire life.
this was so much fun to work on. happy Slaaneshmas!
EgoQueenAlexis ALL HAIL THE EGO QUEEN!
GLAD TO HAVE YA INVOLVED
remember kids dont forget to purge the xeno :)
So...got the immaterial court to rescind the restraining order Magnus has, yet?
Arch Warhammer and co still not on speaking terms?
"I RELATE TO HIM ON SO MANY LEVELS"
Alfabusa: "How great would it be if we could run Imperials and Chaos together?"
Naysayers: "No no, the rules probably won't allow with how opposed they are.."
Alfabusa:
Alfabusa: "how bout now?"
please... more Slaaneshmas specials;
Alternatively, I've been wanting to run Adeptus Mechanicus and Necrons if you want to make something to allow for that maybe~?"
Sorry for the necro reply, but there seems to be a solid way to do that: Void Dragon Cults. The perfect excuse for a united Necron and Mechanicus force.
@@LordSoulSicarious Wouldn't that produce mechanicus with necrontyr augments?
@@LordSoulSicarious I HAVE RISEN, WHAT IS THY BIDDING.
Thanks for the advice! Now to find the pricing or .stl files..
Those two factions DESERVE each other
It might just be a "dumb" fanfiction, but it is one of (if not) the best and most awesome dedication of self-made-story to a universe ever made!!
Toshiba1177
Nope. This is cannon as far as I’m concerned
I loved this so much. It perfectly captured the many reactions Ive had as I showed people The Eric Andre Show. Kudos to you, Bruva Alfabusa. You made my day, good sir.
Credit should be where credit is due, and its with Yohan Gasmask for creating the script!
But thank you all the same bruv!
Bruva Alfabusa Then to Yohan goes all my love! To anyone who worked on this at all, seriously. The content just keeps improving and becoming more amazing.
the animation quality went up! good job :D
I never realized until now how much Eric Andre could legit be a Slaaneshi worshiper. He was a heretic before heresy was even heretical
This whole special is what it feels like to have severe ADHD
I never thought that The Eric Andre show and Warhammer 40k could mix so well
who ever voices Typhus does a great job of channeling their inner Gilbert Gottfried.
And now it hurts….😢🥺
Slaanesh approves of this broadcast and gives it 200 tentacles up.
Fiaura The Tank Girl up where? 😏
Bacongaming You don't want to know
+Merrit Animation i think we all know where...*hint hint*
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Way waaaaau up there
"ANYWAY. You know, with the three of us here. I can't help but feel that there is something missing..."
*Summons sons of Malice who tears down the entire planet and slaughters everything and everyone, leaving nothing but nightmares behind*
Oh... you were refering to Khorn... my bad... *sob*
"When I get out of here, I'll be the greatest Chaos God ever! I'll fuck 'em all up! I swear to myself, I WILL BE RELEVANT AGAIN!!!"
@@ForgottenHonor0 Horus: Malal please stop
@@michaldworakowski187 Stop doubting me!
Same thing different colour.
Ya can’t keep doing this to yourself.
And I was like: "Who's going to be Hannibal?" and then "Oh sure, Ahriman is Hannibal"
Ah, Miriael finally got the cameo she deserves.
I want her to become a regular. I mean, just look at her.
Miriael? Who is it? Is it some random heretic, who pretends to be Adeptas Sororitas?
Dr. Eggman It's the only Sororitas to ever fall to Chaos
see this is why no one takes her seriously.
She's basically the only Sororitas who ever went rogue. The only important one anyway.
So, yes, indeed, this is a thing that exists now.
Happy orthodox new year to anyone celebrating that today~~
In the meantime, I'll celebrate being able to start work on the next dumb duel video, KITTEN VS TZEENTCH, WOOOH PLACE YOUR BETS
And before I'm asked, no, I will not be doing EP25 before said duel video, because duel video secundus totally affects the plot or something it's very important and stuff.
Hope you all had a somber Sanguinala
Bruva Alfabusa have a completely [censored] Slaaneshmas!!
Bruva Alfabusa it's actually a Julian Calendary new year, or, how we call it,: "(Staryi Novyi God)Old New Year"
Bruva Alfabusa I vote Kitten. I have faith in the banana-submarine.
mihgt as well call it 24.5 since it's not a full episode but it's important.
I'm saying Kitten because he believes in the heart of the cards. Not as planned.
Guessing Slaaneshmas is a canonical holiday given how GW is handling their IP these days
For whatever reason, the way Lucius says "Calm thy mammaries" is extremely funny to me.
"DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE CREAMS " HAHAHAHAAAA
Ahriman briefly became Joseph Joestar
Let me guess. When Sly Marbo crashed the party.
Happy slaaneshmas everyone
15:20 I feel ya Rogal, I also hate seeing functional/undamaged things being destroyed for no good reason as well.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST REALIZED LUCIUS IS A STAND USER.
what stand is he using?
2:31 pretty much the entire scene is Killer Queen's ability "Bites the Dust."
That was a beautiful representation of what Chaos represents.
"dont let your dreams be creams!"
.... imma use that in video games, to see the reactions i get from it
9:12
It took me three rewatches to realize that Lucius is referring to the 13th Black Crusade here.
Ugh, I hate how commercialized Slaaneshmas has become. I mean seriously, EVERY year they play "A Slaaneshmas Story" for a whole DAY! Let alone all the crummy other 'specials' that air every year. How can people watch them every time the holidays come around? Not to mention constantly getting bugged about if I've done my Slaaneshmas shopping yet.
TheNN Don't get me started on how much they play "It's A Wonderful Daemonhood"
And I am getting sick looking for that perfectly sized Tyrannid/Ork/Tau semi-carcass for dinner/various acts EVERY FREAKING YEAR. I mean, c'mon. WHY?
You think thats bad, Try working in the Departmento Munitorum, Every year on the same day, we have Guard Regiments from all over requesting More and more Munitions for the Slanneshmas day assault. And I here the Ad-mech have it just as bad a few days later.
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Have you even SEEN "How Malal Stole Slaaneshmas"?
They are declaring war on Slaaneshmas Day now? Where are those good old fashion values on which we used to rely? If this keeps up, we won't even be able to say Merry Slaaneshmas Day, instead it will have to be Happy Chaotica or some suh nonsense. Back in my day, you could wish someone Merry Slaaneshmas Day with a proper chain-katana to the ass, not this PC crap.
Man, you really really need a show on adult swim. This is too high quality for youtube.
*Rumbling as Sly Marbo pierces the atmosphere without a drop pod*
When a guy, who is a champion of Slaanesh, and known as, 'The Eternal', is telling you that something is getting out of hand, you know, that you have gone too far.
Sly Marbo is never added to an army. Army lists are added to Sly Marbo.
(start adding Sly Marbo facts everyone)
Clay Pidgeon jesus walked on water, sly marbo can swim through solid rock.
+Mortato Doesnthaveasurname Sly Marbo can stay so still that even his atoms don't vibrate.
Sly Marbo isn't the missing Primarch. He's the entire missing Legion!
In the movement phase, Sly Marbo remains stationary and moves the gaming table 6" in any direction.
+Bloody Ferro Sly Marbo's glare is treated as a Plasma Blastgun with the rate of fire of a Punisher Gatling Cannon (i.e. Range 96", Strength 10, AP 2, 10" Blast, Ordnance 20, Primary Weapon).
Too bad the couch didn't rot into formless pile of goop when Typhus sat on it...
I actually wrote that into the script originally and Ahriman was gonna make a joke about it along the lines of "Welp, I'm not sitting on that again." but it was cut for time.
Aww...
Well maybe they put a tarp on the couch first-
Dr. Alto Clef I really doubt that would help the couch is probably going to have to be burned at least
Yohan Gas Mask damnit.
You know when even Ahriman and Lucius, a literal Slaaneshi Space Marine, are disgusted by you’ve made, you’ve done something *wrong*
Wow, I can't believe that this episode was made 6 years ago, time flies, Happy Holidays everyone!
Hobo Chan was not invited. :(
ZoranTheBear who?
didnt he get an exterminatus?
No. He got teleported off planet by some Chaos shit before Exterminatus
oh him
Hobo Chan can have a sleepover with Mortarion
Hey I just woke up from a 5 year coma, how is Cadia?
George Zhang gone... the planet is gone... chaos has broken through... we are all doomed!
Ha ha! It's funny because Trazyn put Creed into his collection, and Cadia is now a daemon world!
Well I'm currently watching it fall...
Long story short: Abaddon smashes the remains of a Blackstone fortress on Cadia, blows it up, and is then engulfed by the Eye. Imperial forces evacuate due to the aid of both Eldar and Dark Eldar forces, except for Creed. Trollzyn captures him and has now set eyes for adding Abaddon to his collection.
FUCKING DAMN IT.
I love how at the end despite Chaos and Imperial hated each other but the both despised the same enemy, the Xenos. Kinda heart warming when mankind unified as a family for just only one day despite the heartless of Warhammer lore.
17:27 This picture doomed the Tau empire with enough attention to destroy their, sub-lightyear traveling empire
ok so.....
1st : LMAO
2nd: This needs to be a yearly thing
3rd: this is now cannon :)
1: Danke
2: It will be
3: Don't we all wish so?
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1. Cool!
2. Yippie!
3. IT IS NOW!!!
Someone's been taking cues from the Eric Andre show bit of craziness
Yohan who wrote the script absolutely adores the Eric Andre show.
I find it very ironic that the only Chaos Warrior that doesn't use any curse words is the one with a literal potty mouth.
I love how Decius is pretty much always in his pajamas now.
magnus the red skinned primarch, had one big eye
and if you ever saw it, you would even saw it
you would even say it'd glow.
all of the other primarchs used to laugh and call him names.
they never let poor magnus, join in any crusade games.
then on the Horus heresy, Horus came to say.
leman with your wolves so fright, won't you burn Prospero tonight
then how the space wolves loved it, as they should out with glee YIPPEE
magnus the red skinned primarch, you'll go down in heresy
-Oh yeah, i remenber. I did have it inherit Ahriman's psychic powers too.
-YOU DID WHAT?!
This moment makes me laugh so hard, and i can't stop replay it.
Fabious Bile is easily the best part about this whole episode.
"Bitch I could clone anyone!"