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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa 9 лет назад +2837

    Behold - the greatest piece of work Eliphus has ever put his waffle-stained hands to.
    Seriously this is great. If you like TTS, watch this shit right now you lovable nerds.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 9 лет назад +114

      Who are you calling a nerd? I'm a space marine!

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 лет назад +108

      IcedBroom ruclips.net/video/e7xRTGNEBnc/видео.html

    • @IcedBroom
      @IcedBroom 9 лет назад +24

      Eliphas the Inheritor Well yeah of course you win. You got the Chaos gods involved and cheated lol. But for real you always make sure I am thoroughly entertain every time I watch one of your videos ^^.

    • @billyoc225
      @billyoc225 9 лет назад +5

      Johan W Häll
      Huge improvement over the original Smurf Song.

    • @wrath4all
      @wrath4all 9 лет назад +3

      FATEd Pondera Ah yes..the Ultramarines scene is my favorite. I have watched that...over...and....over...AND OVER...
      "BE JUDGED"-Badass Venerable Dreadnought 1
      I can listen to that swag monotone over and over.

  • @dogalrorn
    @dogalrorn 5 лет назад +360

    Ultramarines hanging out in Ultrabar in the Realm of Ultramar. Driving to get there in their Ultracars.

    • @TheReltMan
      @TheReltMan Год назад +14

      Don’t forget the Ultradrinks there imported from Ultraspace

    • @leonidasxiv7881
      @leonidasxiv7881 Год назад +11

      They’ll probably have to drive Ultrafar too ngl

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Год назад +1

      Ultradong

    • @Dumpfirereal
      @Dumpfirereal Год назад

      BRUH

    • @leonidasxiv7881
      @leonidasxiv7881 Год назад +1

      @@Dumpfirereal You gotta think of an Ultramar joke too it’s tradition now

  • @maxhay9098
    @maxhay9098 6 лет назад +1014

    >Scans show nothing. No trees, no buildings
    >Ground team lands, establishing shot clearly shows dead tree and building husks

    • @theincredible5379
      @theincredible5379 4 года назад +84

      Scans of _life_

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 4 года назад +121

      @@theincredible5379 *_Tell me how a building is alive_*

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 года назад +29

      @@Tonatsi Transformers

    • @snowball2052
      @snowball2052 3 года назад +43

      @@Tonatsi Mechanicus
      Servitors in the walls

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 3 года назад +23

      @@snowball2052
      That sounds strangely plausible for the Warhammer 40K universe...horrendous, intriguing and grimdark!

  • @claypidgeon4807
    @claypidgeon4807 8 лет назад +1107

    Ultramarines Chaplain: "HOLD FAST, MEN OF ULTRAMAR!"
    Random female Maggragian PDF trooper: "Cool! I'm outta here!"

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 года назад +175

      Clay Pidgeon Marneus: “why aren’t you shooting the deserter?”
      Chaplain: “erm because I said hold fast men of Ultramar and she is a woman”
      Marneus: “YOUR NOT A FUCKING IMPERIAL FIST CHAPLAIN DRAG HER BACK HERE IMMEDIATELY”
      Chaplain: “yes chapter master”

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 3 года назад +5

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol

  • @Nixonitus
    @Nixonitus 9 лет назад +936

    This gave me newfound respect for the Ultramarines that I didn't know was even possible.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +80

      Because this is before Matt Ward got a hold of the fluff, I believe.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +25

      Matarael, Angel of Rain I'm actually not sure tbh but he might have had something to do with Guilliman's return and his supposedly OP rules he has now. I never played the tabletop so I don't know the details.

    • @UprightEeyore
      @UprightEeyore 4 года назад +6

      Well shit, you said it five years before I could

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 3 года назад

      They’re like Boy Scouts just on steroids.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 3 года назад

      Pre Matt Ward, the boys in blue were actually respectability badass.

  • @Warhamer116
    @Warhamer116 9 лет назад +964

    Fun fact: In fluff, the Tyranids are steamrolling the imperium like no tomorrow (lolpun), but in the tabletop game the tyranids vs Imperium games usually end like what happens when a roach meets steamroller with the tyranids on receiving end

    • @Gods_Favorite_Subcontractor
      @Gods_Favorite_Subcontractor 6 лет назад +183

      The thing is, Tyranids true advantage is numbers. They are good, but not that good without their ridiculous numbers.

    • @barrylyndon5552
      @barrylyndon5552 5 лет назад +210

      Marines are the pets of the series they will always be overpowered.
      Still though a game is usually 50 marines vs 200 nids. In fluff it's 50 marines vs 200 000 nids. Chapters are getting eaten left right and center and they are fighting a few minor scout fleets. Anyway the tyranids dont care one iota about winning battles they only care about winning planets. Cause it dont mean diddly it's all going to end up in the digestion pools one way or another.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад +95

      Stormlord that's because nobody in the galaxy has considered fucking bug spray

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper 5 лет назад +135

      The imperium brought a 2,000 point army but Tyrandids don't read rule books and brought 2,000,000 points

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner 4 года назад +37

      @@JackDuripper Let me correct you: *ALL the points™*
      Also hello there Mr. JoJo YTP

  • @jerec1267
    @jerec1267 8 лет назад +763

    12:34
    i would recognize that voice anywhere, why is kitten on ultramar? has the emperor finally got him to cut off guillimans life support?

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 лет назад +128

      This was long before the Emperor got his text-to-speech device. He hasn't given the order yet.

    • @jerec1267
      @jerec1267 8 лет назад +67

      HellChuggapri1 time is distorted in the warp, maybe emps used time travel.
      Maybe he was spying and that's why he knows so much about the galaxy.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 лет назад +26

      Jerec 12
      If it were the Emperor's voice, then yeah, I could see it. But Kitten? He's no Emperor. He needs an explanation for that shit.

    • @DippKlippGuy
      @DippKlippGuy 6 лет назад +18

      Captain Jonny is one of the bravest heroes among the Ultramarines

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +34

      I mean, Kryptman was voiced by the same guy that voiced Vulkan in the TTS series so...
      Not to mention Alfabusa who voices like half of the characters in the series xD

  • @aceriverpirate9795
    @aceriverpirate9795 3 года назад +62

    "It's not like the entirety of Tyran has been whiped out by some random--
    Well fuck."
    All of 40k when basically anything happens at this point.

  • @Emidretrauqe
    @Emidretrauqe 9 лет назад +79

    I really like whoever voiced the astropath. The moment he opened up with "I can't" he stole it. And ending with "don't judge me!" was just as strong. It was great! Kudos to you Eliphas for putting this all together. It's underrated.

  • @dovahkiin_brasil
    @dovahkiin_brasil 5 лет назад +234

    4:55: "Why Tau are cool"
    Inquisitor: HERESY
    4:57: "for the greater good (porn version)
    Inquisitor: Important data of xenos anatomy

    • @348joey
      @348joey 4 года назад +19

      I think it's "The Greater Goods"

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 года назад +11

      The science team had never fallen even in 40k

    • @RayMKlll
      @RayMKlll 2 года назад +7

      *Yoinks the porn* To beat your enemy, you must know your enemy. This *points at porn* is not what you should be looking at. *Shoves "Why Tau Are Cool" into Inquisitor's hands* Go through this, study thoroughly, and if you find anything that could remotely have even the most subtle weakness, inform command immediately.

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 Год назад +2

      @@alphariusfuze8089 Magi Biologis are the true cornerstones of Imperial research and men of utmost culture.

  • @Pavell54
    @Pavell54 8 лет назад +442

    This is it, this is how I'll picture Kryptman from now on. Accent, Tau porn, recaff and everything.
    On a side note, disturbing lack of STEEL REHN on Calgar's part.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +21

      Calgar is neither bald nor fewlish, it seems.

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 3 года назад +1

      What is recaff?

    • @eugenioderevell3826
      @eugenioderevell3826 3 года назад +4

      @@patrik9328 coffe

    • @zerosen1972
      @zerosen1972 2 года назад +4

      Like a Heretical Alexander Anderson in space, Kryptman is a joy from start to finish.
      I hope Eliphas decides to do the other Tyranid Wars at some point. Behemoth was a real trip

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 4 года назад +159

    Jokes aside, let's just acknowledge how absolutely terrifying it would be to come across this. Tyran was formerly an ocean world, a research station at the edge of the galaxy. When the Astartes arrived, they should've seen a planet covered in blue, or at least a very dark green/brown. (This is the Imperium, after all.) But when they get there, the planet is white. Bare, almost like the surface of the moon. Then they find the recording of the Magos who was responsible for contacting them. Magi of the Mechanicus have emotional inhibitors, they're supposed to be as close to the Blessed Machine as possible. And for a Magos to have so much emotion and fear in his voice...that's when you know you're fucked.

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 9 лет назад +171

    Private personal research...
    Oh Kryptman.
    And poor Calato can't catch a break.
    Also I hoped that Telion would have this Sean Connery-esque voice...because he does look like a much older Sean Connery.

  • @nohumbleopinion8654
    @nohumbleopinion8654 9 лет назад +257

    im dying when he says "Perhaps we can be in time to warn them.....FUCKING DAMN IT

    • @jacobmiller6001
      @jacobmiller6001 9 лет назад +16

      Same and losing it while ultramarines are making fun of kyptramann

  • @LordVader1094
    @LordVader1094 9 лет назад +286

    The final transmission from the techpriest was genuinely creepy. Good work!
    I also like that you aren't totally Ultraphobic and don't have every ultramarine onscreen a stereotype of the chapter.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +45

      I think this is because these events take place before Matt Ward so the Ultramarines haven't got screwed over yet.

    • @dontmindme3794
      @dontmindme3794 4 года назад +9

      @@Matihood1 Which it was

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 3 года назад +15

      I have to constantly remind myself that it isn't the Ultramarines' fault and that my ire belongs elsewhere.

  • @perturabo1600
    @perturabo1600 8 лет назад +838

    -Does our chapter have a specific warcry?
    -Courage and honour sir...
    -FOR THE EMPEROR!!
    xD

    • @cadianveterankramerica6552
      @cadianveterankramerica6552 6 лет назад +22

      Perturabo are you going to fail to break into the imperial palace heretic?

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +31

      You have to give Calgar a credit here though. He was quick at improvising and used the generic warcry that always fits instead of pondering for too long.

    • @ronanchristiana.belleza9270
      @ronanchristiana.belleza9270 4 года назад +1

      I'am disappointed to Calgat

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 года назад +2

      Why don't you go and dig a hole you Iron Warrior tryhard

    • @DaLkalts
      @DaLkalts 4 года назад +13

      why only courage and honor, when you can evoke all virtues in a single name ?

  • @skulling2264
    @skulling2264 3 года назад +43

    That Dreadnought's "BE JUDGED" was amazing

  • @BlueyWolf
    @BlueyWolf 9 лет назад +374

    This was more awesome than Ultramarines movie

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman 4 года назад +11

      Netflix commercials are more awesome than that heretical trash.

    • @beemus1827
      @beemus1827 4 года назад +8

      @@ConfusedGuardsman 100% true 100% right in the name of the emperor/machine god

  • @borponoida9161
    @borponoida9161 4 года назад +59

    The fact that one of the deathmarch chuckled when hearing the tyranids were going to Ultramar is the absolute bees knees. I love this ❤

  • @Princy99PL
    @Princy99PL 9 лет назад +600

    I like reading important data of xenos' anatomy.

  • @Turkisshh2
    @Turkisshh2 9 лет назад +209

    The squats cameo just about killed me. This video is pure, undiluted, EXTRA HERESY.

  • @RamboArminius1
    @RamboArminius1 8 лет назад +154

    22:58 "FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUUUUUUP!" Best attack order ever!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 лет назад +1

      I agree, FUCK THEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

    • @claypidgeon4807
      @claypidgeon4807 8 лет назад +9

      It was epic.

    • @nascarturnsleft
      @nascarturnsleft 8 лет назад +1

      calgar's speech at ruclips.net/video/o1cXYan0NQA/видео.html is 10/10.

    • @wither5673
      @wither5673 8 лет назад +27

      ''instead of saying a worthless prep speech becus you'r morale is already FUCKING unbreakable'' xD

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 7 лет назад

      I'd follow that giant angry bastard to the eye of terror if he ordered it

  • @phoenixfire9176
    @phoenixfire9176 9 лет назад +101

    "Be Judged"

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 5 лет назад +8

      Chapter Master Calgar: GET THE *FUHCK* OUT OF HERE! Huh? What is this now?

    • @Amalfian
      @Amalfian 4 года назад +2

      Shivers up my spine.

  • @crazymachinima1
    @crazymachinima1 8 лет назад +361

    *THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH!!!!* Thanks Eliphas, I have to buy new keyboard. This one is full of coffee i just spat out.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 лет назад +27

      All future named instances of the groups known as Tyranids, Xenomorphs, and Zerg will now be referred to as *THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH!!!!*
      complete with bolded allcaps and four exclamation points. IT WILL BE SO.

    • @dragonlord498
      @dragonlord498 8 лет назад +10

      zerg the parasitic bugs of death, tyranid the hungry bugs of death, . xenomorphs the kissing bugs of death?

    • @crazymachinima1
      @crazymachinima1 8 лет назад +5

      +dragonlord Heh, the holy trinity sure changed a little bit

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 лет назад +10

      dragonlord
      Zerg, the Space Bugs of Vampirism.
      Tyranid, the Space Bugs of Famine.
      And Xenomorph, the Space Bugs of Depredation.
      crazymachinima1
      HAIL THE SWARMS

    • @dragonlord498
      @dragonlord498 8 лет назад +1

      also interesting thing i found out is.the flood from halo wouldn't stand a chance against the zerg, tyranids or xenomorphs. since they can only kill drones and can't infect them due to various traits, which zerg,nids and xenomorphs share.

  • @Frozenkoldfury
    @Frozenkoldfury 8 лет назад +74

    After Kryptman said "Space Bugs of Death", I swear I heard Abridged Piccolo say " WHAT?!"

  • @DrWhite
    @DrWhite 9 лет назад +254

    Good gravy Eliphas! I've been wondering why you've been so silent lately! Good job bro! Hyped for part 2.

    • @BlueyWolf
      @BlueyWolf 9 лет назад +10

      I got several copies of Greater Goods if you want to read it bruva i can lend you one.

    • @phoenixfire9176
      @phoenixfire9176 9 лет назад

      ***** you finally changed your name lol

  • @DavidAkhter
    @DavidAkhter 8 лет назад +113

    "Ultrabar" HAHAHAHAHA good one

  • @ArturoGarcia-zx3ov
    @ArturoGarcia-zx3ov 5 лет назад +28

    21:04 - Enemy forces in our perimeter
    - set the
    quadrant, the on the move; current location unknow
    - All scuads aknoledge, this is grand master Azrael...
    Dawn of war is not dead 2. love that vid

  • @elysabroso4072
    @elysabroso4072 8 лет назад +74

    12:35
    is this a reference to ThunderPsyker's movie he made when he was nine
    it better be

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 9 лет назад +264

    the Ultramarine Apothecary should prescribe ULTRAVITAMINS!!! seriously how did you not think of that?

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 лет назад +62

      thuzan117 The personnaliy of the apothicary is supposed to be hateful to his own chapter and everything related, so that wouldn't work very well.

    • @thuzan117
      @thuzan117 9 лет назад +13

      hmm I didn't notice that, i'll have to watch it again.

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 лет назад +22

      thuzan117 It's hard to spot in this one, but it'll show better in the next part

    • @thuzan117
      @thuzan117 9 лет назад +5

      Eliphas the Inheritor
      Ah excellent, can we get any kind of ETA on that? I quite enjoyed the first part and could use something else like if the emperor had a text to speech device to watch. I generally quite like 40k content.

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 лет назад +12

      thuzan117 Estimated Time of Arrival? Kinda hard to say, probably in this month.

  • @Khorothis
    @Khorothis 9 лет назад +119

    You made me like the smurfs, bro. A Word Bearer player. That's how good this video is. My sole complaint is that Calgar's voice could be like in the Text-to-Speech series instead of this version; my ears tell me it's the same voice actor (who's awesome beyond reckoning), but there might be some mic or effect differences that mess up the magic that is Marneus "Fuck Them Up" Calgar.

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 лет назад +39

      Khorothis The difference is that Alfabusa's videos have their audio edited by StringStorm, someone apparently pretty skilled in audio stuff. So TTS has superior audio quality for the voices and sounds in general thanks to that.

    • @Khorothis
      @Khorothis 9 лет назад +7

      Eliphas the Inheritor
      Oh, so that's the case. Maybe the guy can be bribed? With cookies perhaps? :D

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 лет назад +20

      Khorothis I suppose I could ask him some help as well, but I don't think that'll be necessary for Behemoth. Probably for other future projects where the audio will be more important.

    • @Ariana321
      @Ariana321 9 лет назад +19

      Eliphas the Inheritor You're making Ultramarines seem cool again regardless of the audio quality. I won't be able to look at Papa Smurf again the same way after that "FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUP" line, lol.

    • @Icebergeification
      @Icebergeification 9 лет назад

      Eliphas the Inheritor what's the song at the end?

  • @vincentcampbell8314
    @vincentcampbell8314 Год назад +13

    5:30 - 6:27 in my opinion is a fucking stellar performance. The *fear* in that man's voice, the interruptions of Tyranid footage, it's terrifying and I love it so much
    Also, after all of that, that Guardsman made the right call lmao; fuuuuck dealing with that-

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Год назад

      The lines are taken directly from a lore blurb in the first Tyranid Codex.

  • @disappointment1617
    @disappointment1617 9 лет назад +111

    If there ever comes a time when XCOM has a Deathwatch mod or if the Deathwatch game got gud, you should totally do a machinima on that.
    It just sounds... so perfect in my head knowing you guys are gonna be behind it.

    • @Detson404
      @Detson404 6 лет назад +5

      Disappointment I heard somebody finally got around to making an xcom mod.

    • @gavinhoeppner6606
      @gavinhoeppner6606 4 года назад +3

      Disappointment kinda rn with XCOM 2

  • @kineticfunk
    @kineticfunk 3 месяца назад +1

    I watched this years ago and I want to show it to my friends as space marine 2 caught us bad lol I am so glad I finally remembered the name after all these years. Easily one of the best warhammer 40k movies ever made, hats off

  • @alexanderoakland2607
    @alexanderoakland2607 3 года назад +9

    Rewatching all TTS-verse videos out of fear that i wont be able to watch them again

  • @zamnilmattockwaz2964
    @zamnilmattockwaz2964 8 лет назад +217

    Kryptman's accent is so good. Excuse my ignorance but can someone tell me what accent is this? Or is this a made up one?

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  8 лет назад +151

      Pretty much the Russian accent.

    • @zamnilmattockwaz2964
      @zamnilmattockwaz2964 8 лет назад +14

      +Eliphas the Inheritor Thank you for the answer.

    • @Melkor788
      @Melkor788 8 лет назад +7

      Наш, правда? я уже начал это подозревать) А видео очень хорошо.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 7 лет назад +6

      Sounds Romanian to me.

    • @Vladislav888
      @Vladislav888 6 лет назад

      Funny thing is, I didn't manage to make a connection. But now when you said that, I can kinda see it.

  • @blackdiamond9636
    @blackdiamond9636 3 года назад +3

    How dare you make this look even vaguely professional and not the absolute shitpoast made in the memory of tts. I love it

  • @SgtThiel
    @SgtThiel 8 лет назад +23

    22:43 I am more pleased with this than with some animations on tv nowadays. no, actually I am more than pleased, this is fucking AWESOME!!!

  • @barrylyndon5552
    @barrylyndon5552 4 года назад +8

    Love Kryptmann and his whole 'fly into a rage' then just chill himself and go back to normal. Thats the best kind of inquisitor

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 9 лет назад +84

    After seeing that video, I probably would've done the same thing the Guardsman did at 6:28.

    • @salottin
      @salottin 9 лет назад +23

      What about 6:44? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @user-BadUsername
      @user-BadUsername Год назад +1

      Honestly he made a good choice when it comes to the nids

  • @K0ragg
    @K0ragg 9 лет назад +106

    W-wh-what? IT ENDED? SO SOON?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Can't wait to see the Swarmlord in action.

    • @BlueyWolf
      @BlueyWolf 9 лет назад +7

      K0ragg LOL it was 23 minutes you ungratefull welp XD

    • @K0ragg
      @K0ragg 9 лет назад +14

      Blue2Volf
      I WANT MOOOOOAR!
      I barely noticed the minutes passing, really, it was that captivating somehow. Gratz Wafflephas.

    • @BlueyWolf
      @BlueyWolf 9 лет назад +5

      K0ragg Eliph ASS is best ass

    • @K0ragg
      @K0ragg 9 лет назад +4

      Blue2Volf
      Maybe to you and Slaanesh only.

  • @zephyrpak
    @zephyrpak 9 лет назад +4

    The "Be judged" part made me really love this. Good work man, keep it up.

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 5 лет назад +16

    "Our tendrils have parted the cracks in the stars, *as we slip through the space inbetween..."*

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 5 лет назад +5

      Cacophony echoes through the dark of the sky, *and the air starts to split at the seams...*

    • @federerlkonig330
      @federerlkonig330 3 года назад +1

      @@shadowstrider8295 the Need has arisen, to shed this Shell, *we take on ancient forms once forgot*...

  • @Alpharius93
    @Alpharius93 9 лет назад +54

    This was too awesome xD
    Not to mention the Rayman music on Maccrage!

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 лет назад +9

      Alpharius93 Always expect at least ONE rayman music in big videos of mine, ehe

    • @Alpharius93
      @Alpharius93 9 лет назад

      Eliphas the Inheritor
      Awesome!

    • @nitthecroller
      @nitthecroller 9 лет назад

      Eliphas the Inheritor Where is part 2? WHY DO YOU DELAY????

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 лет назад +1

      Ikoter Killzor Don't get greedy. Understand that things have to be so.
      It's long, and doesn't depend only on me but many other people helping for this project as well, and some of these people have less free time than others to give. I appreciate your hype, but going all caps lock rage over this will not solve anything.

    • @nitthecroller
      @nitthecroller 9 лет назад

      Eliphas the Inheritor Going full caps lock on this served me well. It gained me your attention.
      Edit: Why do you not think outside the box, little Eliphas?

  • @EvillBob
    @EvillBob 9 лет назад +30

    Best thing to happen to the Ultramarines since Matt Ward left.

  • @AeternusAspicientis
    @AeternusAspicientis 9 лет назад +3

    13:30 & 22:27 OH MY EMPEROR! This is freaking amazing, quotes, dubbing and characters used, perfect! I'm so glad that we have these series and there will be more.

  • @Makarov1Vladimir
    @Makarov1Vladimir 8 лет назад +59

    21:38 ... 7/8 Prep Speech, would voice break again

  • @fanofwar40k
    @fanofwar40k 9 лет назад +32

    Calgar: fuck THEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best line =D

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 8 лет назад +8

    I can understand Kryptman's anger towards bureaucracy with regard to ones eye wear, the frames I need have not come in for 2 moths

  • @rheunark3985
    @rheunark3985 8 лет назад +28

    HONOURABLE BATTLE-BROTHER!

  • @RegurgitatedNews
    @RegurgitatedNews 9 лет назад +90

    Well, it's fucking awesome, but you missed one important piece of information: Calgar didn't have his hyper-armour and bionic eye yet. He list his limbs and eye when he fought the big smashfucker tyrant or whatever. His plot armour saved his life, and Sicarius, or some other fucking smurf carried him away from the battle.

    • @eliphas8200
      @eliphas8200  9 лет назад +46

      RegurgitatedNews This was realized during the making but it was at a point where I couldn't go back in time to fix that in the video. So just think he was wearing a scouter or something I guess, lel. His armor however was pretty much the same, bionic limbs or not, I don't really see what you mean.

    • @unicronthedestroyer8016
      @unicronthedestroyer8016 9 лет назад +3

      Eliphas the Inheritor hey eliphas great work really! I'm so excited for part 2! Keep up the great work! FOR THE EMPAROR

    • @RegurgitatedNews
      @RegurgitatedNews 9 лет назад +3

      Eliphas the Inheritor Ah, thanks, man. Again, great work.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 9 лет назад +2

      Eliphas the Inheritor Marenus, what does the Scouter say about the Tyranid's Power Level!?

    • @ArmageddonEvil
      @ArmageddonEvil 9 лет назад +2

      Brother Malachai
      OVER 9000!!!! Lol

  • @liammabelitini9506
    @liammabelitini9506 5 лет назад +17

    I appreciate that Kryptman has the same voice in both this and TTS.
    Edit: anyone else catch the Starbound music without reading the description?

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 года назад +5

      Liam Mabelitini and his personality is largely the same albeit the future one seems to have somewhat mellowed, it was still hilarious to think that the guy who was exiled for being too cruel was the voice of reason

  • @mechaelite
    @mechaelite 9 лет назад +171

    And thus the first fleet of the great devourer arrives.
    Nothing can protect you from it's eternal hunger. Well, nothing except FUCKING PLOT ARMOR!

    • @Hiperforteca
      @Hiperforteca 9 лет назад +27

      Nothing except fire, plasma, melta ray and insane amounts of dakka.

    • @mechaelite
      @mechaelite 9 лет назад +9

      Hiperforteca Can't forget Warp magics. Because nothing's funnier than shooting a Zoanthope with Mind Bolts Of Death!

    • @Hiperforteca
      @Hiperforteca 9 лет назад +26

      mechaelite *DOOMBOLTTOTHEFACE!*

    • @Samagachi
      @Samagachi 9 лет назад +11

      Daemonhood works, too if you manage to get it somehow. In addition to being immortal, you won't leave any biomass behind for them, either.

    • @BlueGoblin1
      @BlueGoblin1 9 лет назад +1

      mechaelite All you need is the will of The Emperor.

  • @leonidasxiv7881
    @leonidasxiv7881 Год назад +2

    Kryptman goes from sounding like a Skyrim Nord to Dracula to Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂 love it though just got into 40K recently and can’t wait to watch the rest

  • @ClydeC
    @ClydeC 9 лет назад +24

    did I just heard kitten from TTS in the bar with the other smurfs?

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 3 года назад +2

    Later:
    "All right Inquisitor, here's your freaking- OH BY THE EMPEROR WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!
    Is... Is that a Custodes?! By Sanguinius's ravaged corpse, *look at the size of it!"*
    Onscreen: "I am REALLY not comfortable with this..."

  • @chickenpermission
    @chickenpermission 4 года назад +8

    "Important data about xeno anatomy"
    ...
    "How to procreate in fulfillment with a tyranid. Volume 1: the first date.
    Prologue:
    You will be eaten."

  • @Xalantor
    @Xalantor 3 года назад +5

    Starting a rewatch right here, before GW purges this gem.

  • @thatotherguy8138
    @thatotherguy8138 4 года назад +6

    13:59 - Wait... is that... DOMINQUE?

  • @codysullivan2531
    @codysullivan2531 4 года назад +3

    1:10 The fact that old Sonic cartoon music is playing while Kryptman rages makes me imagine him as 40K Robotnik.

  • @brianu2229
    @brianu2229 9 лет назад +14

    1:02 the AOSTH Robotnik theme? Was not expecting that

  • @AJZulu
    @AJZulu 5 лет назад +2

    That Piccolo "WHAT" in the background was HILARIOUS!

  • @michaelandreipalon359
    @michaelandreipalon359 2 года назад +3

    And so begins a *nice* side story to the TTS-verse.

  • @DominicMaez
    @DominicMaez 3 года назад +1

    Be strong my friend. For ever rewatching this awesome

  • @marcusdaloia2974
    @marcusdaloia2974 4 года назад +4

    It occers to me that they probably could have just gone perpendicular to the path of the Tyranid Fleet to get away from the shadow in the warp and get a message through clear as glass. They must have taken the Prometheus school of dodging.

  • @ReaperofValhalla
    @ReaperofValhalla 6 лет назад +1

    Damn I just discovered TTS and binge watch it all. Now I got a Itch to watch these bobbling cut out videos. Keep it up!

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 7 лет назад +9

    I love how the song from Starbound that was used in the Ultramar club was called Ultramarine.

  • @gcircle
    @gcircle 9 лет назад +21

    This is full of so many hilarious moments I'm not doing it justice by naming my favourite: FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

  • @olavlomeland2183
    @olavlomeland2183 9 лет назад +35

    3:54 Wait, is that an tree in the background and birds in the skies?

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa 9 лет назад +50

      Tyranid tree and tyranid birds of course.

    • @K0ragg
      @K0ragg 9 лет назад +15

      *****
      Of course my lord, of course...

    • @salottin
      @salottin 9 лет назад +2

      And mountains and buildings

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 9 лет назад +5

      *****
      how would the 'nids get to the birds anyway? i thought the ground forces were the ones in charge of devouring things.

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 9 лет назад +2

      salottin tyranids don't eat rock

  • @salottin
    @salottin 9 лет назад +24

    DAMN! Y U NO SPEHS MEHREENS TODAY THE ENEMY S AT OUR DOOR

    • @salottin
      @salottin 9 лет назад +5

      BUT AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME(!!!) NONETHELESS!!!
      MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
      I feel like a WH-Videos-Eater-Tyranid

    • @salottin
      @salottin 9 лет назад +3

      salottin And the Shield + Hammer / Dreadnought part at the end was GRRRRRREAT!!!

  • @insovietrussiavodka
    @insovietrussiavodka 7 лет назад +25

    Are you guys sure Calgar is not secretly the 2nd or 11th primarch of the Angry Marines?...

  • @RepKyle95
    @RepKyle95 9 лет назад +38

    Will you make a follow up series with in-depth details about the poop golems?

    • @daviszach43
      @daviszach43 9 лет назад +16

      +Kyle Atkins-Weltman Thanks for reminding me about that. Now I will have to book ANOTHER session with the mind-cleanser.

  • @a.bdioro5302
    @a.bdioro5302 5 лет назад +10

    7:56 THAT WAS 100% TFS Vegeta

    • @MrPeabody67
      @MrPeabody67 3 года назад +3

      Piccolo from TFS Lord Slug, actually.

  • @RandoGrunt
    @RandoGrunt 9 лет назад

    Milord, this is, like without a doubt, your BEST and most hilarious work of late!
    And the best part is you're only going to get better and better! Who would of thought since several years ago you would reach this level of awesomeness in animating, ambiance sounds, fitting soundtrack placements, and well...pretty much everything! Have a big pat on the back you knucklehead!

  • @zachm9202
    @zachm9202 3 года назад +3

    7:55 I didn't know TFS Piccolo was in Warhammer.

  • @vesstig
    @vesstig 4 года назад +1

    That guardsman taking himself out after seeing the Tyrannids made my laugh so loud

  • @swolie
    @swolie 9 лет назад +23

    I feel kinda bumed out about the squat sketch, mostly because it might have been how it happend

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 4 года назад +2

    holy shit, I just saw a picture of Kryptmann and he really looks like he does in this!!

  • @MarkushenrikDrolsum
    @MarkushenrikDrolsum 9 лет назад +4

    This is the best. Hope you never stop!

  • @wo.959ironwolfcosplay7
    @wo.959ironwolfcosplay7 Год назад +3

    I know I've seen this before but I just realized something. When keyptman appeared they started playing the old sonic the hedgehog doctor robotnic theme. 👍🤣

  • @Grand_Principality_of_nunindae
    @Grand_Principality_of_nunindae Год назад +2

    Its round 3 of rewatching the series💀

  • @lyravega6577
    @lyravega6577 9 лет назад +14

    Alfabusa sent me here :)

  • @MONSTER743
    @MONSTER743 6 лет назад +1

    I didn't think it was possible, but Kryptman's tantrums are just as hilarious as the Emperors.

  • @Commander_Boreale
    @Commander_Boreale 8 лет назад +19

    Why didnt they finish that amazing reference?

    • @timscott124
      @timscott124 8 лет назад +3

      what even was the reference. im out of the loop

    • @Commander_Boreale
      @Commander_Boreale 8 лет назад +13

      ***** how bald and foolish of you.

    • @meganobgutzkraka2398
      @meganobgutzkraka2398 8 лет назад +11

      it was a reference to an amazing, bad-ass speech given by Commander Boreale of the Blood Ravens. (withing the game Dawn of War, don't remember when he says it though, chapter 5)

    • @jamesmattila-hine1133
      @jamesmattila-hine1133 7 лет назад +1

      Thank you not knowing was driving me nuts

  • @salottin
    @salottin 4 года назад +2

    Since you launched part 3, I'll have to rewatch everything

  • @anothga
    @anothga 8 лет назад +2

    That part with Squats absolutely killed me.

  • @PandaWolf525
    @PandaWolf525 4 года назад

    This is the first time watching your Behemoth series. I love it.

  • @Jimmy-kv7lb
    @Jimmy-kv7lb 3 года назад +4

    Rewaching to ease my sorrow! I should find Engine of Woes, it does not judge it just hates...

  • @khelom
    @khelom Год назад

    Still watching these episodes once a month since thé release, since ... 8 years !
    Incrédible.
    Just like an old song you can listen to every single day of your life , this is just perfect.

  • @korstmahler
    @korstmahler 7 лет назад +11

    Some day he will be freed of the Basilica of Torments and we'll get part three.

  • @richardbohacik2685
    @richardbohacik2685 Год назад +1

    I love the battle order "FU*K THEM UP" instead of "fire", Marneus is a chad :D

  • @seankane3711
    @seankane3711 9 лет назад +5

    The apothecary makes me giggle.

  • @RepKyle95
    @RepKyle95 8 лет назад +1

    In all seriousness, you've done an amazing job with this - the story arc could easily be adapted into a film.

  • @profrickshaw
    @profrickshaw 8 лет назад +15

    why have I not come across this earlier? This is cancerous awesome

  • @TheStargateNerd
    @TheStargateNerd 9 лет назад +1

    Called it that it was about Tyran.
    Good work, Eliphas!

  • @tacoberry1430
    @tacoberry1430 7 лет назад +8

    6:40 the guy one the right's face...what is it trying to say?

  • @AdriusFrostglare
    @AdriusFrostglare 9 лет назад

    The entire video is genius, but the portrayal of Kryptman is one part hilarious and one part amazing. He somehow manages to come off as both incredibly beleagued and incredibly competent all at once. I could honestly just listen to him ranting and raging about the shit that happens to him and/or those around him without end.

  • @lordinch8282
    @lordinch8282 2 года назад +3

    Rewatching the whole series but hehe... How did I never notice the guy who tried to arm wrestle marneus calgar having a robotic replacement for said arm. Oh man I love this series. 12:45

  • @BlackTemplar679
    @BlackTemplar679 Год назад +1

    “It’s not like the entirety of Tyran has been wiped out by some random- well fuck”

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 9 лет назад +4

    lol was that piccolo from Dragonball Abrigded going "WHAT?"