All things considered, Celestine was incredibly nice and merciful with that nurglite heretic. Not only she gave him a VERY quick death, she also talked him into expressing regret for worshiping chaos BEFORE doing the murder, likely denying Nurgle's claim for that soul.
I like how the Plaguefather talks like a health inspector although instead of inspecting health, he's inspect how to infect this world. I also like how Celestine talks to that cultist like a disappointed mother.
She is best girl for a reason. It is canon that she cried when Guilliman resurrected not because he is a demigod but because he can make the Imperium a better place. And a tsundere chimps out and she simply waits until she calms down.
She actually did the (former) Nurglite cultist a favor. The diseases and rot plaguing his body are incurable, and without Nurgle's blessing, he will suddenly feel and suffer from every one of them, rather than be able to survive and ignore their taint. His death was far more merciful. Plus, by getting him to repent then purging all Nurglite bits and gubbins from his flesh and soul via holy fire, she basically gave him a one-way ticket to the Imperial Afterlife/Astronomicon Afterlife, which is heaven compared to the Chaos afterlife. So good on her.
Don't know why. But the idea of a sister of battle still being shy and adorable "Eep sorry ma'am! Open fire! Burn the Demons!" So wholesome yet terrifying.
Well sorta, she is afraid of praise because while she did do the job it is EXCESSIVE they both hate the praise cause they have no idea how they did it and circumstance JUST WON'T STOP LINING UP.
Sister of Battle:Should he not be tortured and executed for summoning a demon on a temple world? Saint Celestine:Not until he apologizes. Nurgle Cultist:What did you say was gonna happen to me after i apologized!?
Nurgle Follower: "But toxic... good?" Plague Father: "No, no, toxic is defined as poisonous, causing or capable of causing death or illness if taken into the body. It does not cause the proliferation of life, it only harms existing life. Grandfather Nurgle deals in diseases, not in poisons, toxins, or pollution. Why is it so hard for you mortals to wrap your heads around that?"
First Last nurgle..is far from evil. He is by his very nature amoral. He is Life. So long as things live he lives. He is the eldest and most primal chaos god, becuse he is every living thing. He is nearly incapable of evil becuse he predates its conception haveing been born at the moment life came to be. The first microbe in existence is nurgle. He predated even death. Though it did follow soon after, Their must be chaos before order after all.. Nurgle is not evil. Becuse evil is irrelevant for things desire to live. He’s incapable of it. As is Khorne. Only Tzentch and Slaanesh are capable of evil, And only Slaanesh meets the description haveing been born from vice, excess and depravtiyy itself. -:- His worshipers on the other hand? Are plenty evil. Like worshiping the incarnated conception of life does not make them exempt from morals. But life? Literally all desire to continue living made manifest. So long as one being still lives will live? Yeah. Can’t really attribute evil to nurgle. He just doesn’t understand you have any more value then a microbe. Becuse..objectively you don’t. You just get to think you do.
@@kasadeya3754 I argue otherwise. Nature doesn't want to force you to join it. It has not plans or desires, it doesn't intentionally do things. It doesn't torture you so it can make you bend to its will. Nature simply is.
First Last he is not nature, that’s a eldar thing a conception we give. It’s in his domains. He is again all life.. including the rampant unchecked kind.. certinally viruses try to force you to join them, they torture and forciably co opt cells, as do dolphins and cats, it’s far to say nature and it’s beasts don’t torture, intimidate or lack in cruelty. And invasive species oh my isn’t that a doozy. Not again their is anything evil about that. Evil is a us thing. It’s a thing we believe in and project onto others. Nurgle is everything life is, and that includes..Rampant, unchecked, brutlistic, unwilling to compromise, and cruel. None of those things are evil. They just are. Well, their evil to us more accurately except when we do them to other things. Eh, in summary evil is a order thing. It’s an attempt to force and order good and evil unto something unorderly nature and it’s tendency to be brutally unfair. Nurgle has desired and it’s the desire of life as a collective, expand, encompass, devour. What every species has always tried to do, from the smallest ants, viral prions, plants even.
Her voice sounds familar. Like the one from 40K theories. The appearence? Wrong shade of brown. She makes me think about chicken but she is not an order of breasts and thighs I can eat. And that is actual eating, in case you want to twist what I said. Twist this and you'll be on a special list for making a stew.
Can we appreciate Eliphus for shouting "His PHAT ASS took all of it"? Best line in the video. ♥️⚰️ Edit: changed Eliphus to Eliphas. Wait now I'm so confused. Double-checked, it's still Eliphus. Another edit: Editing removes the heart award from the channel so I'll add a coffin for the lost heart.
@@lukestorm4866 emperor: have the ultra Smurfs bring her to me and I will grant her the rank of holy cannoness of Terra, so that when I say “by Terras tits” everyone knows which Terra tits I speak of, because welding those skulls on there gets you bonus emperor points.
*Same situation with Black Templars.* Celestine: "Stay firm, Warriors of Sigismund! Until we meet again." *Nodding and righteous acclamations as Celestine leaves.* Castellan: "Though I have no sex drive, that righteous smiting was quite alluring". Marshal: *Dorn Voice* "Yeeeeees."
@@TheKing-qz9wd "You would threaten a brother for pointing out your own Cowardice from shying away from battle? What's next, you'll try and cow me like you would a Mortal? Perhaps you've look to your own sins before attempting to make new ones."
Dark skin ?,white hair ?, It ins't the opposite Oh forget,i was thinking it was celestine for a moment,but don't worry they might have alot more like here
I want to see the other Saints that were with Celestine during the PURGING of Vandire and his pals. Edit: Celestine appears to have been not-yet-alive nor dead at the time of Vandires paddling. I request instead for more saints and paddling's.
They didn't exist yet the age of apostasy was before the adepta sororitas was officially inducted into the Ecclesiasty. And celestine was a repentia so the timeline wouldn't line up.
Being a Canoness must be a grueling job. Imagine trying to lead a garrison's worth of psychotic religious zealots who have synchronized red rage once a month.
The rage isn't the bad part, it's the come down when you've got all those ultra lethal saroritas bawling their eyes out, super emotionally unstable, and you've no idea how you made them upset.
@@notgraham.7215 women do not make good warriors and the ecclesiarchy should not be surprised that they constantly lose to every other faction in the game.
Mommy Celestine is dealing with the Nurgle Cultist child while Plague-father Ku'gath is just going to the store for some sandpaper cigarettes... For a couple milennia
@Iron Hands Terminator Basically, its wrapping you in some red cloth pieces, thight corsets and a lot of chains, pin some purity seals into your flesh for good measure, arm you with an Eviscerator (hugeass two-handed chainsword able to cut through battle tanks like warm butter) and send you as berserk kamikazes against pretty much the worst and deadly the opposing forces have to offer.Thous, having you "repent" for all sins commited with your inenevitable and quite violently gruesome demise (did I mention you are herded into battle by a SoB with two power whips whose rank description is literally Dominatrix?).
A thing is for sure Sangunius will be the the 1st I will be in top 5 (for some reason) All the traitor primarchs will be in the bottom And the rest is history
Snipe has been the voice of Celestine as long as she's appeared in TTS. Snipe and Wib also voiced the eldar titan that the ultramarines fought in the webway
@@wilhelmkaiser1435 She also voiced the canoness in tts, the one who didn't die at the gate of khaine, unlike her sisters however, who were significantly less lucky in that battle.
Now I concur with sleeping with the song of a beautiful woman, but how do you sleep while in the tight compression of a hug? I think I'll lie down on the lap.
Hurray! Sisters didn't get massacred this time around. Also genuinely wonder if the imperial saints like Celestine and Sabbat and others I am forgetting ever get together for a gripe session. Like Sabbat complaining that she's not as well known or recognized but Celestine's fans being just more insane. Sabbat getting a tanith boytoy and Gaunt's ghosts to pal around with while Celestine got to meet Guilliman.
even the demons of Nurgle cannot tolerate a toxic work-place environment. Be kind to your coworkers. This message has been brought to you by Papa Nurgle
@@dragoonunleashed9962 well not sure how it will go in TTS, but in official cannon the moon party happened before the start of the 13th as Yvraine is already the emissary during the fall of Cadia .... Will be interesting how thing will go in Commorragh as that is where she became emissary as a result of the Eldrads failed moon party ...
![BEHEMOTH [1/3]](/img/1.gif)
Grandpapa Nurgle Cares not about the thiccness,
So long as you’re down with the sickness.
Whoever came up with that is just... Disturbed.
my God the perfect of this line,it....it is......beautiful
Let me get my radio and play the tune real quick.
KORNE does not care about lore.
He wants bodies to hit the floor.
@@TheKing-qz9wd COME ON COME ON
“Are you the genderbent sanguinous from my fanfic?”
These are the questions that need to be answered
You are WEAK
No they aren't!
@@ferrusmanus4013
Shut up you dumb flying ghost face
Hans
get the bolt gun
She's Precious Perfect Hawk-Girl?
That Canoness has some seriously advanced hairdressing servitors!
You are WEAK
@@ferrusmanus4013 Desist
Ferrus Manus *PUNCH* the real Ferrus Manus would say otherwise
@@ferrusmanus4013 Silence Brainghost Ferrus. You are not friend.
Of course she does being a canones and not having a fabulous hairdo is heresy
The Sororitas that said "Adopt me, please!" Was the cutest thing a Sister of Battle could say
She earns for family.
she technically can too
“Are you the gender bent Sanguinius from my fanfic?”
Probably the most disturbing question to ask a Saint.
She will be put into Penitent Engine immediately when Inquisitor comes to investigate about the incident.
I mean...her hair is black not GLORIOUS golden blonde so obviously not!
“Genderbent Sanguinius from my fanfic”
Sanguinius in the afterlife just starts screaming and doesn’t know why
Fujoshis in the Sororitas !?
I can hear faint whip crackings
I smell a little SNIFF....... HERESY!! is what I thought that some marines would not say 😂
“Bubonic implies something very specific, you cannot just use it as a synonym for diseased.”
Why does this make me laugh?
Because that was so nerdy magnus the red called him out
You are WEAK
@@ferrusmanus4013 thanks ghost manus
@@ferrusmanus4013
Shut your dumb ghost face, you are not friend.
I would imagine you found it funny
"GAZE UPON THIS!"
Necron Lord: "The Primitives are stealing our lines! Awaken the Immortals!
My lord, don't you mean the desyroyers?
@@guxtse Them too. Just...don't contact those Flayer weirdos yet.
You are WEAK
@@ferrusmanus4013 FERRUS SHUT THE FUCK UP
Awaken?
AYAY YAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So we have Daddy Kitten and Mommy Celestine.
Remember kids, a caring parental figure is the strongest defense against chaos!
Could you even imagine if those two became an item...
@@SupremeMetalOverlord My head canon is that Magnus and Ephrael Stern will hit it off in the Black Library in a Dual-Tsundere way.
Considering the history of the emperor and the primarchs...
sega616 I thought Kitten preferred his women blue?
@@midcadet Nah, Ephrael already has that Harlequin boy toy. Our nerd keeps single, unless Karstodes can do something about it.
"Does the bubonic nerd wish for the lights to be dimmed?"
Yep, she's the chosen of the Emperor.
Battle sister:How could he shrug off so much damage?!
Machanicus priest:HIS PHAT ASS took all of it!
"My THICKNESS is irrelevant."
HERESY!!! Thickness is always relevant!
Thiccness
BY THE EMPEROR, HE IS THICC
You are WEAK
Your PHAT ASS took all of it!
"Make yourself at home" is honestly the most nurgle way of saying "Let's conquer this world"
Pretty much.
He loves his daddy.
You got to admit, Nurgle does genuinely care for and loves his followers.
@Samar3n That doesn't disprove that he cares for and loves his followers.
@Edim I don't buy Chaos BS.
I love how Celestine and the Canoness are the only things remotely resembling "normal" in this entire film.
Maybe that's why Celestine is a saint?
Film?
This moment is basically WarHammer 40k community in a nutshell
What is the ost that sound from the min 0:05 to min 1:50.
Every canoness that is "normal" gets to be a saint is my take on canon.
@@antoniosanchez-qd4cg check description.
I love that Celestine has Big Mom Energy. That is TOTALLY my headcanon.
Big MOMMY Energy, YES!
She sounds so much like Bayonetta to me.
And I *LOVE* it!
@@ericthered2963 I didn't make that connection. LOVE IT!
Huge mommy milkers
@@churchA.IExactly!
Canon art usually depicts Celestine with longer hair, but god DAMN she is cute with a bob cut.
Remember Chaos cultists, Saint Celestine isn't mad at you. She's just disappointed.
that makes it worse
Somehow, that is scarier.
And she wants you to think about what you’ve done and for it to _hurt._
*_A lot._*
All things considered, Celestine was incredibly nice and merciful with that nurglite heretic. Not only she gave him a VERY quick death, she also talked him into expressing regret for worshiping chaos BEFORE doing the murder, likely denying Nurgle's claim for that soul.
I hadn't thought of that. Good point.
Guess that's why she's a Saint.
Also provided him with what was probably the only compassion he had ever felt.
@@sanguiniusse434 which allowed him to be redeemed and allowed into the heavenly afterlife of the imperium protected by terra itself
Murder....... it's called purging you uncultured heretic
Celestine is wife for life. And being able to fanatically fangirl scream into a mic about her was waaaaayyyy too much fun!
The voice acting was practically perfect for all the characters. Thank you for gracing our world with your presence, Sister!
It was wonderful! Waifu for lifu indeed! Her and Sanguinius are just too fabulous for all of us!
That smug smile is just, the best.
Saint Celestine is a Firm but Merciful Mother!
You dare utter such heresy
Considering how wholesome Ku'Gath's origin is it makes sense that he doesn't want a very "toxic" work environment
My favorite quote: "Uneccesary Violence Triumphs Again!"
describes the 40k universe so... succinctly.
in the grim dark of the 40th millennium, all violence is necessary violence
The second best quote to describe it would be the Penitent Engine’s *[END THIS LIFE OF PAAAAAIN!!]*
Black hair, pale skin, and Black Lipstick on a woman is something really special.
dsagent BTGG 👌🖤
You are WEAK
Black lipstick is weird.
White hair, brown skin, and black lipstick are also a winning combination. The canoness can get it.
@@ferrusmanus4013 Quiet Skost of Ferrus. You are Not Friend
A Daemon who's all about toxicity complaining about a toxic work environment. I am dead XD
You are WEAK
@@ferrusmanus4013 Shut tf up. You happy now?
You will be amazed how kurgath is around other nurgle worshipers
I mean nurgle is one of the least toxic people in 40k, socially
@@ferrusmanus4013 shut your NOT face ghostman ferrus, you are not friend
I like how the Plaguefather talks like a health inspector although instead of inspecting health, he's inspect how to infect this world.
I also like how Celestine talks to that cultist like a disappointed mother.
@Cloier Neirmr Wait, can't one torture a Nurglite cultist through soap?
She is best girl for a reason. It is canon that she cried when Guilliman resurrected not because he is a demigod but because he can make the Imperium a better place. And a tsundere chimps out and she simply waits until she calms down.
Kurgath is like that he is very much into the creation of plagues
She actually did the (former) Nurglite cultist a favor. The diseases and rot plaguing his body are incurable, and without Nurgle's blessing, he will suddenly feel and suffer from every one of them, rather than be able to survive and ignore their taint. His death was far more merciful. Plus, by getting him to repent then purging all Nurglite bits and gubbins from his flesh and soul via holy fire, she basically gave him a one-way ticket to the Imperial Afterlife/Astronomicon Afterlife, which is heaven compared to the Chaos afterlife. So good on her.
@@enricopaolocoronado2511 well they probably don't like it at least...case in point karamazov throwing alot of soap at a greater demon as a prank
"Fear my sickness, not my thickness"
-Ku'Gath, probably
"Not until he apologises." In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Angry Mary Poppins...
This video had genre Milf, angel, nun, and Ugly Bastard, Yuri
Look like Hentai in nutshell
And the ugly bastards got purge in flame, PRAISE BE THE MILF ANGEL NUN YURI!!!
O h. N o
Snuff
> milf angel nun yuri
Sir we must report this to the Order Basedicus
I sense slaanesh infestastion in this thread.
Don't know why. But the idea of a sister of battle still being shy and adorable "Eep sorry ma'am! Open fire! Burn the Demons!" So wholesome yet terrifying.
Look,they are pure,some of the sororitas aren't THAT pure,you dont know the stuff that i did see in the 32th milenia
@@perturabo149 Lord Primarch... Considering they're latent pyromania that even rivaled your sons I wouldn't be surprised.
@@magosexploratoradeon6409 i agree about that
How is it wholesome?
@@jeffthemercenary because it is cute how she acted. if you ask me to explain that then i give up, as i just got that feeling by watching it.
Cain: we have found another
Calgar: yes, we head to cadia and seek out celestine our fellow mood kindred
Oh come now she is NOT a piece of shit.
*MOOD KINDRED*
*eternal weeping intensifies
Well sorta, she is afraid of praise because while she did do the job it is EXCESSIVE they both hate the praise cause they have no idea how they did it and circumstance JUST WON'T STOP LINING UP.
@@warriortango
Now I want to see the three of them group hug.
@@philiproe1661 I can agree to such, those bois need some comfort.
Mom Celestine is best Celestine.
I dont even mean that in a weird way, shes so wholesome, i love it.
I love how the Sister Superior is just so done with everything.
Great Unclean One: * Exists *
Saint Celestine: “You fool! You’ve activated my 『S T A N D!』『ＥＬＥＣＴＲＩＣ ＬＩＧＨＴＳ ＯＲＣＨＥＳＴＲＡ !』
You, good sir, are getting the medal of cleverness
noice
@Nothing In Particular Stands are named after rock bands, Electric lights orchestra is a band
You were expecting a warhammer meme but it was I, DIO!
@Nothing In Particular Fool of course you can use electric lights in a orchestra... I mean how else are people going to see who is playing the solo!
This was actually really wholesome and cute for the Sisters of Battle.
Wonder what they think of Magnus in the throneroom
World Eater in one sound: „REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!“
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 That make space wolves lap dogs?
Certainly are fond of taking orders from anyone
"Magnus in the WHAT"
@@bloodfang9820 do you follow tts?
@@bloodfang9820 you forgot the "!?" there, fixed it.
*"UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE TRIUMPHS AGAIN!!"*
HERESY! That violence was completely necessary. If anything, she was unnecessarily merciful to that worshipper of Chaos!
@@Nerdnumberone Pretty sure she was getting him to repent to deny his soul to Nurgle.
*Just think of what the galaxy would be like if every race just settled things peacefully.*
@@vit968 It's not called 'Peacehammer'.... Great band name tho.
That was the best line for me
Sister of Battle:Should he not be tortured and executed for summoning a demon on a temple world?
Saint Celestine:Not until he apologizes.
Nurgle Cultist:What did you say was gonna happen to me after i apologized!?
5:55 the entire Imperium of Man in a nutshell.
It is Sanguinius!
Nurgle Follower: "But toxic... good?"
Plague Father: "No, no, toxic is defined as poisonous, causing or capable of causing death or illness if taken into the body. It does not cause the proliferation of life, it only harms existing life. Grandfather Nurgle deals in diseases, not in poisons, toxins, or pollution. Why is it so hard for you mortals to wrap your heads around that?"
First Last Nurgle is Love, Nurgle is Life!
@@hydraman246 It's ironic that you can say that both of those statements are perfectly accurate, and Nurgle is still evil to the core.
First Last nurgle..is far from evil. He is by his very nature amoral. He is Life. So long as things live he lives. He is the eldest and most primal chaos god, becuse he is every living thing. He is nearly incapable of evil becuse he predates its conception haveing been born at the moment life came to be. The first microbe in existence is nurgle. He predated even death. Though it did follow soon after, Their must be chaos before order after all..
Nurgle is not evil. Becuse evil is irrelevant for things desire to live. He’s incapable of it. As is Khorne. Only Tzentch and Slaanesh are capable of evil, And only Slaanesh meets the description haveing been born from vice, excess and depravtiyy itself.
-:-
His worshipers on the other hand? Are plenty evil. Like worshiping the incarnated conception of life does not make them exempt from morals. But life? Literally all desire to continue living made manifest. So long as one being still lives will live? Yeah. Can’t really attribute evil to nurgle. He just doesn’t understand you have any more value then a microbe. Becuse..objectively you don’t. You just get to think you do.
@@kasadeya3754 I argue otherwise. Nature doesn't want to force you to join it. It has not plans or desires, it doesn't intentionally do things. It doesn't torture you so it can make you bend to its will. Nature simply is.
First Last he is not nature, that’s a eldar thing a conception we give. It’s in his domains. He is again all life.. including the rampant unchecked kind.. certinally viruses try to force you to join them, they torture and forciably co opt cells, as do dolphins and cats, it’s far to say nature and it’s beasts don’t torture, intimidate or lack in cruelty. And invasive species oh my isn’t that a doozy. Not again their is anything evil about that. Evil is a us thing.
It’s a thing we believe in and project onto others. Nurgle is everything life is, and that includes..Rampant, unchecked, brutlistic, unwilling to compromise, and cruel. None of those things are evil. They just are. Well, their evil to us more accurately except when we do them to other things. Eh, in summary evil is a order thing. It’s an attempt to force and order good and evil unto something unorderly nature and it’s tendency to be brutally unfair.
Nurgle has desired and it’s the desire of life as a collective, expand, encompass, devour. What every species has always tried to do, from the smallest ants, viral prions, plants even.
The Emperor says: Salvation through Annihilation
But Slaanesh says: Resurrection by Erection.
Powerwolf?
Nurgle: Conversion through asphyxiation.
@@mpcrauzer Damn straight
More like:" Coleus Dominus, bitch!"
Nor Adrenalin khorn: death by killing
NGL that canoness was pretty cute 10/10 would purge heretics with
Would be purged by.
I second that.
Do I sense herecy, brother?
@@bearzercher Some could say the opposite.
Sororitas Waifu is the most loyal You can be
PURGE ME CANNONESS IVE BEEN A BAD LITTLE HERETIC
"Are you the genderbent Sanguinius from my fanfic??"
the girl who said this looked awfully like flick_the_thief's avatar
Shit, yeah
Lol Celestine likes the ultimate-British-supernatural-Nanny of Warhammer 40K!
And the Imperium wonders why the Saints don't hang out with them.
You are WEAK
@@ferrusmanus4013 Shut up ghost face Manus, you are no friend.
@@ferrusmanus4013 I know
@@ferrusmanus4013 shut up skost
@@ferrusmanus4013 Thank you Ferrus.
“ are u the genderbent sanguinuios from my fanfic” the horror in those words the HORROR
...I don't get it...
@@nicedaemonette the thirsty sister of battle made a fanfic of a female version of sanguineous which is the horror
@@jacobsharpe8219 It is also something a Slaaneshi cultist will write just to spite the Emperor.
I mean it's not untrue.....
Sangunius in the materium : wait you werent suppose to do that
Saint Celestine isn’t mad at you, she’s just disappointed. These nine dislikes are from Chaos worshippers. They shall be purged.
Now its 12 bullied nurglites that weren't like in Schola Progenium.
powercore2000 Then they shall be cut down and thrown into the abyss, to mewl with the rest of humanities foes.
Can she purge me too
*EXCITEDLY LOADS BOLTER AND REVS CHAIN SWORD* Did someone say PURGE?!
Ryan McCallum Make them repent
"Totally worth the optic nerve damage!"
(Kevin)
:raises finger, lowers finger, walks away:
A good thing Celestine got out when she did. They were seconds away from swarming her and pulling out her hair and clothing.
I still laugh at the SoB having artillery organs
hey, so do Tyranids!
Mantas Žygus I see what you did there 😜
God damnit... more jokes come out of this grimdark universe than Hollywood comedy could ever dream of.
Tzeentch wins again.
@@MarieAvora only Ty is literally Organ
@@aspitefulrose7001 just as planned
It’s nice to see Celestine be a complete and utter badass in the tts verse.
She is on the tabletop also. Or was. Haven't gotten to play this edition yet, damn coof.
She appears in episode 26
Tanned Canoness is making me feel things
Not only you budy
My tendons tug with delight
*MY ASS CHEEKS ARE IN TREMORS*
* Slaanesh likes that *
Her voice sounds familar. Like the one from 40K theories.
The appearence? Wrong shade of brown. She makes me think about chicken but she is not an order of breasts and thighs I can eat.
And that is actual eating, in case you want to twist what I said. Twist this and you'll be on a special list for making a stew.
Living saint: says holy chants
Sisters of battle: become nuts
Living saint says: STAP!
The whole planet: would probably explode from the noise.
Can we appreciate Eliphus for shouting "His PHAT ASS took all of it"? Best line in the video.
♥️⚰️
Edit: changed Eliphus to Eliphas.
Wait now I'm so confused.
Double-checked, it's still Eliphus.
Another edit: Editing removes the heart award from the channel so I'll add a coffin for the lost heart.
Tanned Canonness should be Grand Abbess with that level of common sense.
I have a feeling her promotion to that level will happen soon.
@@lukestorm4866 emperor: have the ultra Smurfs bring her to me and I will grant her the rank of holy cannoness of Terra, so that when I say “by Terras tits” everyone knows which Terra tits I speak of, because welding those skulls on there gets you bonus emperor points.
*Same situation with Black Templars.*
Celestine: "Stay firm, Warriors of Sigismund! Until we meet again."
*Nodding and righteous acclamations as Celestine leaves.*
Castellan: "Though I have no sex drive, that righteous smiting was quite alluring".
Marshal: *Dorn Voice* "Yeeeeees."
Lawrence Weston unnecessary violence wins again
Me in the Templars: "Pretty sure that was a warpspawn. Aren't we supposed to shoot it?"
@@TheKing-qz9wd "And not engage in GLORIOUS MELEE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR? Who was your knight as you were a squire, a ultramarine?"
@@nonya1366
*"You DARE make light of me?"*
*destroys boltor and grabs thunder hammer
@@TheKing-qz9wd "You would threaten a brother for pointing out your own Cowardice from shying away from battle? What's next, you'll try and cow me like you would a Mortal? Perhaps you've look to your own sins before attempting to make new ones."
Emperor bless us with more dark skin white hair black lipstick sororitas.
The best kind
I do believe I now know how to paint my canoness.
Dark skin ?,white hair ?, It ins't the opposite
Oh forget,i was thinking it was celestine for a moment,but don't worry they might have alot more like here
My Emperor bless us with Gyaru Soroitas
Well In DoW I paint sisters of battle with a lots of purple. They look very attractive. I call them Slaanesh's Daughters.
"May i perform a vivisection"
I literally yelled "Bitch!! Boundaries pls" 😂🤣
That all girls catholic school yuri manga vibes mixed with the "unnecessary violence" was all that I need. You make my month.
I want to see the other Saints that were with Celestine during the PURGING of Vandire and his pals.
Edit: Celestine appears to have been not-yet-alive nor dead at the time of Vandires paddling. I request instead for more saints and paddling's.
You are WEAK
They didn't exist yet the age of apostasy was before the adepta sororitas was officially inducted into the Ecclesiasty. And celestine was a repentia so the timeline wouldn't line up.
I will approve of seeing Mina tho. No sainthood but yeah
@@ferrusmanus4013 The real Ferrus Manus would've said the opposite
Celestine wasn't even born at the time
Saint Celestine not dying during one of her apparition is a rare sight I think
With how GW over uses her for the Worf Effect yeah.
1:18 the most knowledgeable missionary in the imperium
That is relatable
he went down a legend!
His phat ass
That was amazing
Ku'Gath: *professionals have standards*
The fanfic girl was a hysterical addition, if you know who she really is
"A Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. He may be forgiven his past and will be absolved in death."
Ah Celestine probably saw the possible future where she got owned by the Swarm Lord and decided to remind us why she's badass.
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And then she was reminded why she shouldn't do that.
Also shut up youtube account of Ferrus Manus, you are not friend.
wait what happend?
@@pearsegallagher106 got rape by billion of swarmlord
Being a Canoness must be a grueling job. Imagine trying to lead a garrison's worth of psychotic religious zealots who have synchronized red rage once a month.
That's why there are monthly crusades
its like running a cult of hungry music fans. so basically the kpop fanbase
The rage isn't the bad part, it's the come down when you've got all those ultra lethal saroritas bawling their eyes out, super emotionally unstable, and you've no idea how you made them upset.
@@notgraham.7215 women do not make good warriors and the ecclesiarchy should not be surprised that they constantly lose to every other faction in the game.
Yet they still kick daemon ass your opinion is duly ignored
Mommy Celestine is dealing with the Nurgle Cultist child while Plague-father Ku'gath is just going to the store for some sandpaper cigarettes... For a couple milennia
Celestine is basically a feminine and successful Asmodai - "there, there little heretic wouldn't you repent for TOMORROW YOU'RE DEAD"
And on that day, the entire sisterhood was subjected to the Repentia treatment by order of the Canoness.
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@@ferrusmanus4013 Hey, Vulcan? Your personal ghost is on the loose.
@@NeinBreaker shost skhost idk the dammn skull ghost is loose
@@NeinBreaker fuck
@Iron Hands Terminator Basically, its wrapping you in some red cloth pieces, thight corsets and a lot of chains, pin some purity seals into your flesh for good measure, arm you with an Eviscerator (hugeass two-handed chainsword able to cut through battle tanks like warm butter) and send you as berserk kamikazes against pretty much the worst and deadly the opposing forces have to offer.Thous, having you "repent" for all sins commited with your inenevitable and quite violently gruesome demise (did I mention you are herded into battle by a SoB with two power whips whose rank description is literally Dominatrix?).
Chaos Worshipper: "I just wanted recognition!"
imagine if Saint Celestine said: "But you smell of disease and entitlement."
That would be savage.
And it should've just cut to Dorn wondering if he ever had a daughter or not?
You know I really want to know about Celestine's top 18 Primarchs
A thing is for sure
Sangunius will be the the 1st
I will be in top 5 (for some reason)
All the traitor primarchs will be in the bottom
And the rest is history
All that is sure is that sanguinius will be 1st
1st will be Sang and last will be Horus
@@perturabo149 pretty humble of you to put yourself in number 5 oh great Vulkan.
Saint Celestine: " I fear no Greater Demons of Chaos! But this... (6:22 - 7:13) .. this is scary.
Nurgle is simultaneously the most vile and most courteous of the chaos gods
4:14
The fancy-pants British accent makes it even better.
She's like a militant Mary Poppins.
@@midcadet Oh god if we could only get her VA to say: "Spit spot, there's a good lad."
You can’t get away with that Saint Seiya reference
*Hears Celestine speak*
Hold on a minute is that--
*Checks credits*
IT IS, SNIPE, SHE IS AMONG US!!
Snipe has been the voice of Celestine as long as she's appeared in TTS.
Snipe and Wib also voiced the eldar titan that the ultramarines fought in the webway
Wilhelm Kaiser Neat! I must not’ve been paying as close attention in the past.
@@wilhelmkaiser1435 She also voiced the canoness in tts, the one who didn't die at the gate of khaine, unlike her sisters however, who were significantly less lucky in that battle.
She do be acting kinda sus ngl
Whos snipe?
3:30 The moment Celestine began channeling Leman Russ (or at least revealed her addiction to bleach cocktails).
How is shrugging off all that damage?
His phat ass took all of it...
Best line ever
ogods FINALLY something about the sistors where they don't end up all martyred. THANK YOU ELIPHAS
@Darth Revan They could always I dunno purge the heretics in melee combat?
Hah, they even die in the Ciaphas Cain books, which has the least stupid Imperium ever.
I'm getting a strong "Ara ara" vibe from Celestine...
I love it!
Yes...
What is an ara ara vibe?
I see the imperium is going with the flashlights as weapons theme a bit too hard
„Emperor dam it, even if it‘s literally a flashlight it still does more damage than this junk!“
God damit we lost the battery’s get another
Celestine: *disappears*
Random Sororitas: Aw! I wanted to hug her!
"Totally worth the nerve optic damage"
Me at full brightness:Ya got that right
I want the sister to hug me tight and sing a song for me to sleep.
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Now I concur with sleeping with the song of a beautiful woman, but how do you sleep while in the tight compression of a hug?
I think I'll lie down on the lap.
@Iron Hands Terminator
That's some snuff-masochism you got going on and I feel uncomfortable.
@Iron Hands Terminator Inquisition: Write that down.
@Iron Hands Terminator iron hands,if rogal sees this,he will kill you for that "heresy"
i want qt3.14 smug imperial saint nagging wholesome mommy wife pls gib qt3.14 smug imperial saint nagging wholesome mommy wife
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imperial mommy milkers
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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
We all do, we all do...
Hurray! Sisters didn't get massacred this time around. Also genuinely wonder if the imperial saints like Celestine and Sabbat and others I am forgetting ever get together for a gripe session. Like Sabbat complaining that she's not as well known or recognized but Celestine's fans being just more insane. Sabbat getting a tanith boytoy and Gaunt's ghosts to pal around with while Celestine got to meet Guilliman.
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that "PUNISH ME CELESTINE" got me good lol
sometimes it seems like the only difference between Chaos worshippers and Imperials is what color their god is...
Nu uuuhhh, we dont have pox and mutations, now praise the winged woman whose died a million times!
I agree. That’s why prefer nids
Da orkz is still da bestest. We haz Gork and Mork and waaaaaaaaaagh!!!!
@@Ashtor1337 WAAAAAAAAAGH
Why am i getting a 30 years war vibes
[END THIS LIFE OF PAAAAAIN!!]
The truest of questions to ask a saint.
"You gotta go to Cadia"
If this is canon to the TTS-verse, and if the Interrogation is also canon...
...oh yes.
At least Failbaddon still gets his butt handed to him.
I tought Eldrad requested Vect's aid with the coming of the 13th "i had to throw an attack moon to win" Black Crusade?
@@dragoonunleashed9962 well not sure how it will go in TTS, but in official cannon the moon party happened before the start of the 13th as Yvraine is already the emissary during the fall of Cadia ....
Will be interesting how thing will go in Commorragh as that is where she became emissary as a result of the Eldrads failed moon party ...
Should we be eagerly awaiting the arrival of Solar Admiral Spire, then?
@@Luke_Danger It would be great if Spire Showed up as a character as Boreale and Diomedes did.
I love how there is a statue of the canoness from the Behemoth series in the background. Lol I love you Eliphas!
"Dear flying floodlight, I am leaving"
When you say goodbye to your ginger friend in summer.
Last time I was this early I was [REDACTED].
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@@ferrusmanus4013 like you during the isstvan dropsite massacre
@@Petlin2552 Not necessarily weak. Just exceedingly stupid. Like suicidally stupid.
I really like Celestines voice actress. She fits well in the role
This is why the saint's don't visit us you guys. The fangirling is too much
This version of Celestine has such 'Step on me Mommy' energy about her. Damn.
In the words of that one sister of battle when the inquisition was in the warp: “That was the absolute worst thing you could have said. Thank you.”
St. Celestine: *Breathes*
Sisters of Battle in 10 mile radius: *”INFECT ME MOMMY!!!”*
I love Mother Saint Celestine and tanned Canoness. Best.
Celestine *apperars*
Literally every demon-“you were never one of us, you are nothing but a usurper, a false idol”
My eyes have been opened let me help you to open yours
Let me help you to see slayer
3D Voxtuber Saint Celestine when?
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@@ferrusmanus4013 nah he's cool
goodbye TTS, you will be missed...
Canoness: That monster! How can he shrug off so much damage?!
That one guy: His *PHAT ASS* took all of it
me: well, your not wrong *chuckles a bit*