You'll only die prematurely if you're hit by a mana bomb while trying to save the next leader of the Kirin Tor. C'mon, I know my Warcraft nerd bros are out there and will understand this reference.
When moonshine was talking to mawmaw murph about her not wanting to have children and if that was disappointing, did anyone else accidentally metaview it as a deeply intimate conversation between the couple instead of the characters. 😅
+Natalie Lim The Forbidden Herb of the Black Forest is probably a reference to the flower known as nightshade, which is indeed very real. It's highly toxic and has been used as a natural abortion technique for centuries. In large doses it's lethal to humans, but in small doses it will only make you sick... and kill the fetus. Nightshade is also sometimes used to making various types of black ink. It has more uses than that, but those are the two most popular uses.
+TheNightShadow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddd, Skyrim is suddenly a lot darker. I use nightshade in a lot of my potions. No wonder there's hardly any children. I killed all of them while running around swinging my poisoned sword like mad.
Failman Movies Maybe because college humor has already been around for a while and has a show on YTR called Bad Internet. Also YTR already put up a show based on an original that was over a year old at the time. This show is called Single by 30, if you needed to look it up.
Correct my math if im mistaken, but if a Elf female has a period every 10 years (120 months) then her period would last and this is under the assumption a woman's period last about a week or 7 days, then a Elf Female's period would last about 30 months or 2 1/2 years?
Not nessecarily. It doesn't take elves longer to do EVERYTHING. Imagine if they slept longer, took longer to eat or to go to the bathroom. "Legolas hurry up! You've been behind that tree for a day! We have to stop Sauron!"
What if elf uteruses are like GOT earth? Several years of period. Several years of ovulation. Menstruation is coming. For the night is dark and full of tampons Holy fuck I just got back from a night shift and can't fucking sleep and all I can do I wrote stupid shit on RUclips comments because I'm going CRAZY
***** Everyone makes mistakes, everyone has those days, but I thought it was annoying that you said "an" because at the time I wasn't considering mistakes, and there are many people who really type an on purpose.
Has ingredients to create immortality and invincibility elixirs, owns a spellbook that contains forbidden spells, and is friends with a hobbit and wizard, but can't come up with an abortion spell. Well then...
She said she could eat an herb from the forbidden forest, to which he replied, "We can't do that. I'm Catholic." This implies the her would induce abortion and his religion will not allow that. Context clues make it easy to figure that out.
..... So, they care about seeing one line in the bowl, but they don't care about seeing the Dark Lord of Mordor, the Necromancer, Gorthaur the Cruel, the Nameless Enemy, the Abhorred Dread, and the Lord of the Rings.... Priorities.. You're doing it wrong....
If menstruation happens only once every 10 years and a human menstruates every month and is pregnant for 9 months... Does that mean and elf's pregnancy lasts 90 years? O.O
+Superdarkcloud666 Depends on the canon. In LOTR (which this seems to be based on) humans have more raw physical strength. This comes up in Caradhras: neither Gimli nor Legolas would have been able to force out a path through the snow to let the hobbits get out, but Boromir and Aragorn pull it off.
***** It's just an artifact of a base 10 number system. If it makes you feel any better, just change the number to octal, hexadecimal, or some base 12 system.
"My dad's Catholic"... JesusAllahBuddha, if I let my parent's religion influence ANY of my major life decisions (and they're pretty religious), I'd never forgive myself. Now I want to go get a sex change so I can have a gay heroin abortion.
There are lots of reasons why people are afraid of children, be it financial reasons, making sure one sets a good example, worrying they might get hurt, changing diapers, and all other responsibilities connected to that.
If I knocked up an elf, I'd take comfort in the fact that it kinda guarantees you will have beautiful, charismatic, healthy children. Sure, you'd most likely die before they hit adulthood, but hey: your wife would never age and you're feeling like Hugh Hefner by the time you get old!
"I got an elf girl pregnant!"
Gratz! Now you will die of old age before your kid is even a teenager, leaving the wife a single mother. Thanks dad.
You'll only die prematurely if you're hit by a mana bomb while trying to save the next leader of the Kirin Tor. C'mon, I know my Warcraft nerd bros are out there and will understand this reference.
+ZhangtheGreat I gotchu nerd bro.
It would be a half-elf so it would age closer to the rate of humans.
OptimusGPrime it would take 45 years at least for the baby to be born
That's practically what every billionaire does. I see no problem with that.
it's even funnier when you know that Murph and Emily are actually married.
Don't they have a kid now?
Only having a period every 10 years, Women must dream of that
What if that period time was a year long. Would you want it still?
ShayFae They never said that, so i'm assuming its just normal length
No I mean if it was that would you?xD
ShayFae IDK
guys too
this is Moonshine's evil dangerously infertile high elf half-sister.
Kaloo Kalay, friend
I love this comment
When moonshine was talking to mawmaw murph about her not wanting to have children and if that was disappointing, did anyone else accidentally metaview it as a deeply intimate conversation between the couple instead of the characters. 😅
Oh man... with childhood lasting decades, imagine the child support if they broke up.
Oh, I love how Emily and Murph found their D&D sweet spot.
"I know it's not ideal.. but.. I could eat The Forbidden Herb of the Black Forest."
"We can't do that my dad's catholic."
"Right."
You saw the video too? I'm surprised.
+Radioactiv Pi wait, i didn't get that, what is it?? Forbidden herb??? what is it? is it like, a real thing?
+Natalie Lim The Forbidden Herb of the Black Forest is probably a reference to the flower known as nightshade, which is indeed very real. It's highly toxic and has been used as a natural abortion technique for centuries. In large doses it's lethal to humans, but in small doses it will only make you sick... and kill the fetus. Nightshade is also sometimes used to making various types of black ink. It has more uses than that, but those are the two most popular uses.
+Radioactiv Pi why is it every time i scroll down on the comments i read a quote right as i hear it in the video
+TheNightShadow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddd, Skyrim is suddenly a lot darker. I use nightshade in a lot of my potions. No wonder there's hardly any children. I killed all of them while running around swinging my poisoned sword like mad.
"i used to play a half elf in dungeons and dragons"
Me
+Aweausta Cognomen Me too! Half-elf Cleric. Level 22!
half-elves are for neeeeeeerds
jk half-elf all the way, my friend is a fucking barbarian fighter named grunkk tho, which means he's...special
Half-elf rogue
Aweausta I know this is random but I'm a halfling
😂😂😂😂 “ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!!! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE RECYCLING!” Omg they even mailed the effects for that part 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂
Who mailed them?
why is this majestic piece of art not a RUclips Red original yet?
maybe because its 3 fucking years old, how would they put it on yt red in the first place if it didnt exist, idiot
Failman Movies Maybe because college humor has already been around for a while and has a show on YTR called Bad Internet. Also YTR already put up a show based on an original that was over a year old at the time. This show is called Single by 30, if you needed to look it up.
Red sux
How about a DrOpOuT oRiGiNaL?
Because it's good
This is a very old video but Emily looks really good as an elf
Correct my math if im mistaken, but if a Elf female has a period every 10 years (120 months) then her period would last and this is under the assumption a woman's period last about a week or 7 days, then a Elf Female's period would last about 30 months or 2 1/2 years?
+Selvokaz Math is scary
+Selvokaz You def over thinking it... xD
Not nessecarily. It doesn't take elves longer to do EVERYTHING. Imagine if they slept longer, took longer to eat or to go to the bathroom. "Legolas hurry up! You've been behind that tree for a day! We have to stop Sauron!"
As a woman that is way too depressing and terrifying to even think about. Pls no. But good math lol :)
Also if translated to human time her period is only about 3 days late
This is actually oddly sweet.
What if elf uteruses are like GOT earth? Several years of period. Several years of ovulation.
Menstruation is coming.
For the night is dark and full of tampons
Holy fuck I just got back from a night shift and can't fucking sleep and all I can do I wrote stupid shit on RUclips comments because I'm going CRAZY
+cat thornberg i'm laughing really hard right now
Best thing I've heard all day
+cat thornberg That would be so frustrating. In GOT they don't know how many years winter will last.
+cat thornberg I beliave you...
cat thornberg ii
I think the Ringwraiths next door need some screen time
Imagine the neighbour friction:
"No man can kill us!"
Gestures to wife with loaded bow of bad monster smiting.
"Take that up with my wife"
Can they bring back this scholarship? I could really use that cash...
And one year later I'm saying the same thing.
same ;-;
2:00 He would be an ... hybrid.( starts doctor who intro).
+Abraham Mireles Dude, It's been like the most cheesy line this season, It's hilarious.
+Abraham Mireles *a
An hybrid makes no sense, it would be *A* hybrid
Jessie Duke It makes perfect sense. It's called "a mistake".
let me check.
***** Everyone makes mistakes, everyone has those days, but I thought it was annoying that you said "an" because at the time I wasn't considering mistakes, and there are many people who really type an on purpose.
Wish they would bring this back.
how many of you know they both are actually married
I was half expecting them to find out she's pregnant but then find out elf pregnancies last like 100 years and he'd be dead long before then.
The most average student. 3.0 and no club involvement
would hit the mark
Blake Kucera actually, the winner was a person with a 2.0 GPA.
That is a failing GPA at my college, but ok *****
Yeah, different colleges have different standards. Technically, a 2.0 means that you've been getting only "C's" and nothing else.
Thats a 2.5 at my college. 2.0 is a C- and there are no Ds anymore
+Blake Kucera To be really statistically average they would have to be white males.
I love this pair !! And the series (:
But wouldn't the guy have a life-span of a candle light compared to her?
Depends what kind of elf.
More like a housepet in most types
Rensune Still, that's kinda sad lol
+GreenGrounds More sad when you think she'll probably outlive the child
Rensune Now thats depressing.. Though she might have a choice to have a lifespan if this is based on Tolkien elves
magical sauran pregnancy test, lol, that's two things I didn't think will ever go together, lol.
YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE RECYCLING!
I really dig this series- the production values are so over the top and the mixture of hipster and elivish speak is very funny.
hi from the future
HOW DID I JUST DISCOVER THIS NOW
You should do more of this
Has ingredients to create immortality and invincibility elixirs, owns a spellbook that contains forbidden spells, and is friends with a hobbit and wizard, but can't come up with an abortion spell.
Well then...
She said she could eat an herb from the forbidden forest, to which he replied, "We can't do that. I'm Catholic." This implies the her would induce abortion and his religion will not allow that. Context clues make it easy to figure that out.
+CamoPrincess Plus, abortion is murder. It's a horrible way to avoid an unwanted pregnancy.
Annie Onimous I'm pro-life, I'm just saying that the original commenter missed some context clues that imply she could easily induce an abortion.
+Annie Onimous no,
+Annie Onimous Just no
Make more of thesssee, precious!
..... So, they care about seeing one line in the bowl, but they don't care about seeing the Dark Lord of Mordor, the Necromancer, Gorthaur the Cruel, the Nameless Enemy, the Abhorred Dread, and the Lord of the Rings.... Priorities.. You're doing it wrong....
Diablos exactly!
You're living the dream dude. For all of us.
Who knew that Nazgul is a metal band?
We train every day
Really love this series! :D
I want more of this!!!
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE
If menstruation happens only once every 10 years and a human menstruates every month and is pregnant for 9 months... Does that mean and elf's pregnancy lasts 90 years? O.O
The ad at the end about the average student scholarship made me laugh more than the vid itself
I can hear the nerds' obsession by just looking at the title...
I love this series so much!
LMAAOOOOOOO two most average student scholarship I am ININNN!!!!
Schwarze Fahne hahaha true. Or maybe like 2 semesters of instate tuition part-time, not even full (our school is pretty cheap down here in FL).
These are great!! Keep it up!
I've always wondered. What advantages do humans have that elves don't?
Superdarkcloud666 I believe humans have a greater constitution (harder to kill).
+Superdarkcloud666 Less Xenophobic I guess and more inventive.
+Superdarkcloud666 Depends on the canon. In LOTR (which this seems to be based on) humans have more raw physical strength. This comes up in Caradhras: neither Gimli nor Legolas would have been able to force out a path through the snow to let the hobbits get out, but Boromir and Aragorn pull it off.
+Superdarkcloud666 Death
Elves can die. They age a hell of a lot slower, but they can die. They're not unkillable.
Cool series! Keep it up, CH!
Damn, if I had my period every 10 years I'll be fucking rich from not having to buy pads and tampons.
the fact that he played dnd in a world where that stuff is real raises so may questions
my boyfrend said i looked just like the girl elf .
That's a compliment
Woah woah woah. Show me a picture of your ears.
+Chrice Chiu ear fetish?
Naw... I just wanna see elf ears. The ones on the girls in class are all fake... so just curious.
Ll
I LOVE it when stuff like this happens
Last one to reply wins
did i win? :D
No.
neither did you and neither will I.
True that,
But perhaps i could be the winner?
I love how the test result is literally the Eye of Sauron.
If elves get periods every 10 years how long is pregnancy
More of these!!! They are cool
Okay... Just gave the 8799th like... It's bugging me a little...
I KNOW, RIGHT?! It's like a little piece of me just waiting, BEGGING it to be a perfect, nice round number.
*****
It's just an artifact of a base 10 number system. If it makes you feel any better, just change the number to octal, hexadecimal, or some base 12 system.
Brennan the Goof That... Actually made sense.
Right now, the likes..... They're over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!
Please bring this series back
Uh... I was forced through.. I failed and they passed me because I made em look bad.. You cant get anymore average than that XD
Ronan Bradford q
Please do more of these videos!!!
Yo is the average student scholarship still on 0_0 xD
The Elf Girlfriend actress is so talented! haha so funny!
damn..she's hot.....and im a nerd ;-;.
“could totally relate to it” - perfect parent in the making. XD
"my Dad's catholic" why she even asked him? why she have unprotected sex with him?? eternal life is not an excuse!
cardboard2night hey, shut up! :)
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!
"My dad's Catholic"... JesusAllahBuddha, if I let my parent's religion influence ANY of my major life decisions (and they're pretty religious), I'd never forgive myself. Now I want to go get a sex change so I can have a gay heroin abortion.
ArkhamInmateE32b not all Catholics hate abortion I'm Catholic and I think it's fine
ArkhamInmateE32b You do what you want. It's your life.
I love these!!!!
So many LoTR refs.
i wonder why?
I couldn't even tell if the eye was the pregnancy test or the eye of sauron 😂
There need to be more of this skit. How long has it been since a new one?
Why the fuck does his dad's religion have to do with this?
Catholics don't like the forbidden fruit
Lillian Swaim abortion
10 year old alert
I played a half elf in d&d so maybe I could replay to it....- every nervous unprepared family member of an interracial couple
I'm sorta missing the days when humans weren't afraid of human offspring.
Umm... its not that people are scared of kids they are scared of their parents
The two are not mutually exclusive. Also, I was talking more about people being afraid of GENERATING human offspring.
Krshwunk Well even in that case, people are scared not of the child, in this case its purely financial and how their family will respond
There are lots of reasons why people are afraid of children, be it financial reasons, making sure one sets a good example, worrying they might get hurt, changing diapers, and all other responsibilities connected to that.
Krshwunk True
This series is awesome
Remember when CollegeHumour was funny?
I don't.
+LovableWierdo Remember when random douchebags hating free entertainment was original?
I don't.
TheTrueWolfboy Lawl.
We need more of these
"Can't do that my dads catholic" HAHAHAHA
I
Omg I so want to them to make more of these!
I like her face when she says babies totally creep me out xD
If I knocked up an elf, I'd take comfort in the fact that it kinda guarantees you will have beautiful, charismatic, healthy children.
Sure, you'd most likely die before they hit adulthood, but hey: your wife would never age and you're feeling like Hugh Hefner by the time you get old!
Is nobody going to talk about that gigantic bowl of pee?
Oh man, I so wish this show would come back and they'd make some more episodes. Sooo hilarious!
How did I never hear about this series until today?!
Man I love this series
best college humor series
Love it she was like "it makes me SO moody though." Than shows that clip that was hilarious!
When your roll a nat 20 on a pregnancy test.
Agreed NPslayer21, they're always making me laugh!
ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR-- YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE RECYCLING!!!
Omg soo frkn funny!!! Love this vid soo much!!
I'm flattered, it took me many hours of thinking to come up with a perfect name.
the ad in the end:
i live in europe= free school
yay.
I got a first response ad before this lolz
I wish I this wasn’t filmed 7 years ago... I need that money for college 😂
College humor + Lord of the Rings + Elder Scrolls = EPIC WIN!
It was totally worth expanding out all these comments
love these
love the series never saw something like that before ;D
I love My Elf Girlfriend, keep 'em comin :)
deeply disturbed that dungeons and dragons still exists in the universe of this sketch
Nice! Wife and I have a '50's style fridge magnet with a woman saying "I'm not child-less, I'm child-free!"
The elder elves: girlfriend
this is probably the funniest reply chain i've read