I mean, relatively they do. If an elf lives 750 years (which is what Google says DnD elves live for) then the 80 years a human lives would be even less than the 20 years a cat lives relative to humans.
And that's actually part of the joke with this character. Being immortal, he hasn't needed a firm grasp on time or how long something will take or how long something will live, so he comically under and over estimates spans of time.
@@weneedaladder8384in dnd 750 is accurate, but it seems to me that in fantasy high they either can live forever or are understood by most to be able to liver forever. So the proportion is even smaller
Honestly the funniest part to me is fig going 'im half that...' and her mom *immediately* going 'you are not half that these are high elves' like even other elves are fed up with high elf bullshit lmao
I laughed so hard I cried, and had to stop the video to text my best friend (who had not reached this part of the season yet) "Murph is so hilarious. You get no context." I then continued the video
@@RabblesTheBinx nah fam thats a status thing cus racially theyre the same in most lore ive seen. Its like a salaryman speaking negatively about posh people lol
@@RabblesTheBinx No Fig was worriedly asking if she was half that and Sandra Lynn just reminded her she was a wood elf not a high elf. Fig was being racist not Sandra Lynn
Brennan going "Let us walk in the midnight orchards and recite our favorite poems to one another" and then just whipping out a fluffy rhyme scheme absolutely slew me.
i can't believe Gorgug got more angry at Fabian's grandfather for mispronouncing stuff than he got at Fabian for punching him in the gut for literally no reason lmao
To be fair, he DOES go into a rage when Fabian punches him. I think he's just learned that he can properly express his frustration with someone without going into a full rage.
Brennan playing elves as out of touch absolute weirdos is one of my favorite things. EDIT: Just realized that autocorrect changed it to Brendan. I’m smooth.
Despite the fact that Gorgug is literally a barbarian, I think this is the most pissed he has ever gotten from a simple conversation. Like he is such a chill dude, and yet his class is about rage and destruction, and THIS is the one thing that tips him over the edge.
I love the idea that the orc and goblin characters are so over the high elf shit. Like the whole reason their races hate the high elves is cause they can't stand how the high elves talk and act weird.
@@stm7810 Yeah, with a robot, they can relate... Unless you know of a certain Artificer that built a Warforge, with 4 different protocols. Its name... Toaster Oven.
The implication that goblins/orcs have beef with elves not for cultural reasons or due to shared history, but just because they *cannot fucking stand elves* is so funny to me.
first ever time they straight up started roasting elves was in the very first episode of Fantasy High when Sandra Lynn started talking on the phone to Gilear and Emily went "Ugh, can't believe I'm half that... Oh my god, just so many th- sounds, ugh" lmao
You're right. It started with Emily but when the DM is roasting elves it means the world itself is burning them. Gorgug and Riz losing their cool over just talking to them is just perfect.
Fabian and his grandpa oddly remind me of first-gen kids of immigrants and their decidedly non-Western grandparents. Like, you know they love you, but they're about as easy to grasp as fucking air sometimes 🙃
Technically fabian is an immigrant, huh? I never really realised lol. Also thats such a precious way of looking at it. It really does seem that way tho! Reminds me of my chinese grandma who absolutely BUTCHERS every word of english she speaks because she never rreally learned how to speak the language lol.
This is such a galaxy brain take on elves. They live forever. Of course this guy wouldn't know what a "career" or "job" is because, who needs any of that when you literally cannot die unless you're murdered? I love that Brennan made it silly but this is still incredible world-building
I mean in the base rules they need to eat, drink, breathe, trance and get diseased and suffer from temperatures just as much as humans and live about 800 years tops, it's Warforged that ignore mortal needs.
@@stm7810 I believe in Spyre (the main setting of FH) the high elves are immortal as long as they're in their homeland. Source: Rewatch the moments before Arthur Aguefort died. He had a speech that briefly mentioned that.
“I never thought we’d a whole episode of this show to just dunk on Elves.” Spoken like a true DM. Never would’ve thought a party would do this, but here we are.
Every Session 1 with a Level 1 party: DM: "As you approach the tavern you see a notice board next to the door." *displays job board with various quests and juicy plot hooks* Ranger: "Do I see any stray dogs?" Wizard: "I ask the nearest passerby where I might purchase an Orb of Dragonkind." Rogue: "I rolled a 69 for stealth, I'm sneaking along the rooftops looking for a jewelry store."
When you’ve got that long of a life span and have had to watch Humans throw away thousands of themselves willing just to prove to everyone that you CAN have s*x with a Tarraque and live to tell the tale
“I’m just hoping he says van back to us,” followed by Brennan teeing them up for it by talking about “the iron beast” is a great example of a DM thinking quickly.
@@romxxii In D&D elves are chaotic fey creatures, yes, because D&D only draws from traditional fantasy, but is not itself in my opinon. Elves in old fables and fairy tales were generally downright evil, but i'm talking stuff more like The Lord of The rings, where elves were secluded and didn't want to meddle much with the outside world and just wanted to be left alone.
@@ttttillermand Err, you've got your stuff mixed up, buddy. D&D draws from Tolkien, full stop. Where you do think orcs come from, or elves who are man-height or even taller? Folk tale elves were all small fairy creatures who would fuck you up for shits and giggles, or maybe give you unimaginable wealth for similar reasons. Tolkien is the one who popularized man-sized elves who are lithe and who just "want to be left alone."
Ironically enough, while a parody this is actually a pretty good example of what the Undying Lands are like in the Tolkien-verse. Unchanging and eternal, where immortals are free to pursue their wants for unbroken centuries at a time. It's also a pretty good example of why even Tolkien himself said that the races of men would not do well in the Undying Lands, since everything would seem strange and unchanged until in nearly the blink of an eye one would find oneself old and dying with nothing having changed. Knowing that Brennan is a big Lord of the Rings fan, it does not at all surprise me that he created a massive parody of "unchanging, eternal elves out of touch with mortals" that's also a fairly faithful example of the thing he's poking fun at. True parody comes from deep understanding after all
“Where lands the evening swan of dusk, The mid light blooms and grow and peaks of mountains far away descend on crystal glints of snow And wheresoever songs are sung and Elven magic fills the air: Kael’ay thrandiel dhradha thuhta; a prayer I whisper now, a prayer” - Telemine Lumenelda (Composed by BLM in 10 seconds. Transcribed by me using 6 minutes)
Bonus: “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood he would chuck uh as much as he uh... and uh I don’t remember the rest” - Gilear Faeth, disappointment of wood elves everywhere
I aspire to make poetry that quick. Honestly- I should write out random poems just in case I ever have to do that during a campaign do that they think I did it in seconds flat
@@Z.A.N.E Notice that his poem was rather meaningless when it came down to it. Which is to say - give it a shot right now and you'll probably succeed to some degree :)
800,000 thread count sheets are theoretically possible but would feel terrible! High thread counts are a lie anyway, manufacturers pull apart the threads and then twist them back together so each Thea’s can be counted more than once. It ruins the integrity of the fabric and makes it rougher. 600 is the sweet spot for sheets, enough to be sturdy and crisp without being too stiff, and not a lie. Thank you for coming to my fiber lies Ted talk.
it gets even funnier when you think about the concept of Shibboleths, where the longer you've been alive, the harder it is to replicate pronunciations of unfamiliar word sounds, even with practice. Telemine has been alive so long that "teenager" and "garage" are completely alien phonemes.
Oh gawd, I need to make my high elf more like this. She has had her moments though… “Kristine Scilfore of Evereska.” “I don’t understand a word you just said.” “You do not know the word ‘of’?”
Elves are known for being supernaturally excellent at hearing and ironically terrible at listening. Edit: I rescind this statement and now choose to believe that he’s fully messing with them every time. Edit 2: Actually never mind. Both opinions are right.
I just realized that the drop of water at 9:52 is the exact opposite energy of the Bud Cubby breaking out the bad kids out of jail in the first season (You carried the lit mazel tov cocktail the whole time???)
@@emilysmith2965 it’s killing me that the comment is a whole year old and you’re the first person in that entire time to point out that they said mazel tov instead of molotov
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I want to believe in Tolkien’s mind, this is EXACTLY how the Dwarves saw the Elves
"Ah nevirr thohght ah wudd dai fiyTin sadd b'sadd with in aelf"
"Haow abowowt sy-eed by sy-eed wihith a frrrrrayend"
@@ChaosLierLen this kill me, the visage of legolas talking like that's is hilarious
It’s DEFINITELY how the dwarves in warhammer see the elves
I like the idea of elves having the misconception that humans only live for as long as a well looked after cat.
I mean, relatively they do. If an elf lives 750 years (which is what Google says DnD elves live for) then the 80 years a human lives would be even less than the 20 years a cat lives relative to humans.
And that's actually part of the joke with this character. Being immortal, he hasn't needed a firm grasp on time or how long something will take or how long something will live, so he comically under and over estimates spans of time.
@@weneedaladder8384in dnd 750 is accurate, but it seems to me that in fantasy high they either can live forever or are understood by most to be able to liver forever. So the proportion is even smaller
@@rianantonythey're immortal if they stay in their homeland
Some Elves call Humans Mayflies. It's not a misconception
Honestly the funniest part to me is fig going 'im half that...' and her mom *immediately* going 'you are not half that these are high elves' like even other elves are fed up with high elf bullshit lmao
Wait, aren’t high elves basically just elves but racist?
@@felwalkr_94 the fantasy high high elves never seem that bad
@@flamenamicounterpoint: Adaine’s parents
@@micheal2455 fair enough. I was more thinking of telemaine
I favorite part is “You’re all down to do my dad’s snuff, but my grandpapa says some weird words a few times and we’re all like Fuck this Guy”
“he is weeping without moving his face” GOT ME
hhhuuuuuuuugh...hhuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh...
Reminds me of the Native America crying commercial
@@spacetearablehaaaauuuuuuuuuunnnn. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh…
Genuinely, I thought that was normal. People don't do that?
Zac's "come on." After "hïgh chjéwl" always gets me
It's literally my favourite Zac-line. Somehow he managed to say "I'm so fkn done man" with nothing but tone
It's the most replayed part of the video too lol
Jyor-jhahj
“It’s two words?”
“Your grandfather is pissing me off.”
I just love how it's Gorgug getting mad 😂
Mamawerecat he’s goes into a rage
5:35 Murph's utterly defeated, pleading, 'close-to-the-edge-of-the-abyss' "You guys simply must stop talking to him" has me rolling hours later.
I laughed so hard I cried, and had to stop the video to text my best friend (who had not reached this part of the season yet) "Murph is so hilarious. You get no context." I then continued the video
Emily's broken, "I LiKE thE wAy He saYS ThIngs!" afterwards is the kicker.
Sandra Lynn's "you are NOT half this they are High Elves" is lowkey one of my favorite Sandra Lynn moments :P
"oh, so that's what they mean when they say "high" elves. -me
Man, Sandra Lynn's kinda racist.
@@RabblesTheBinx nah fam thats a status thing cus racially theyre the same in most lore ive seen. Its like a salaryman speaking negatively about posh people lol
I mean Adaines parents are horrible and shit but a little credit for making her a ball of anger so she doesn't become /this/
@@RabblesTheBinx No Fig was worriedly asking if she was half that and Sandra Lynn just reminded her she was a wood elf not a high elf. Fig was being racist not Sandra Lynn
Brennan going "Let us walk in the midnight orchards and recite our favorite poems to one another" and then just whipping out a fluffy rhyme scheme absolutely slew me.
And then best lunch lad goes-
"Um... How much... Wood... Could a wood chuck chuck..."
I love Gilear.
I remember chat absolutely losing their minds over IMPROVED POETRY
Calling that rhyme scheme fluffy is both the most correct and most beautiful thing I've ever seen
Sometimes I think I'm a good DM and then I remember that I CAN'T improvise convincing elven poetry off the cuff
@@roguetiefling you probably are good. Brennan's just been doing this since he was 11 (literally) and thus is firmly in the God Tier of DMs
I’m sorry but I lost it at “elven sheets crafted by elven sheetsmiths”
So he can put "sheet" and "smith" together, but somehow "boyfriend" is completely unattainable
What would 'sheetsmiths' even be actually, like,, seamstresses? Weavers?
@@IrisGlowingBlue I imagined that they were made out of some form of silver/insert fantasy metal thread.
@@emmakane6848 the ultimate weighted blanket! if you heat it up just a tiny bit its the ultimate heated AND weighted blanket! ITS FUCKING GENIUS.
i can't believe Gorgug got more angry at Fabian's grandfather for mispronouncing stuff than he got at Fabian for punching him in the gut for literally no reason lmao
Hey getting punched in the gut happens. Water under the bridge. Mispronunciation of words in a fairly deliberate way, HERESY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!
Jeor-Judge the tenai-je-jair
@@spacetearable my phone literally had a "translate to English" option on this comment. Not that it worked well 🤣
Character growth
To be fair, he DOES go into a rage when Fabian punches him. I think he's just learned that he can properly express his frustration with someone without going into a full rage.
Brennan playing elves as out of touch absolute weirdos is one of my favorite things.
EDIT: Just realized that autocorrect changed it to Brendan. I’m smooth.
Silly with Willey they're SOME kind of high elves alright
His name is Brennan
@@OliviaSNava branjan
@@NoahHughes116 Janurea
Noah Hughes Bredmam?
"Hueman" is what makes me snort loudly every time.
"You guys simply *have* to stop talking to him."
riz silently being great right here is honestly incredible.
Despite the fact that Gorgug is literally a barbarian, I think this is the most pissed he has ever gotten from a simple conversation. Like he is such a chill dude, and yet his class is about rage and destruction, and THIS is the one thing that tips him over the edge.
He's a barbarian who rages over what's worth being mad about.
Jorjuj*
@@kingcurry5139 no, not even close
@@mayawhitten-desroches9800 cheg.
@@kingcurry5139 jœrjúgjē
“Riz has his hand on his gun” Something about a goblin in a fantasy world just carrying around a gun gets me to audibly laugh every single time.
“I cast Gun”
@@vcagande7998 Artificer's be like
“You see Riz take out a gun IN SCHOOL.”
@@Bgie-vu2jp ruh roh
“Parry this you filthy casual!”
I love the idea that the orc and goblin characters are so over the high elf shit. Like the whole reason their races hate the high elves is cause they can't stand how the high elves talk and act weird.
"Why can't you just be normal?"
'Neurmahl?'
"Oh my fucking god."
Yeah, like Warforged are more immortal than elves and they don't act like this.
@@stm7810 Yeah, with a robot, they can relate...
Unless you know of a certain Artificer that built a Warforge, with 4 different protocols. Its name... Toaster Oven.
@@lumberluc What's this a reference to? it sounds good!
@@stm7810 It is.
Heretical Fun House
ruclips.net/video/o1NR-4maL2c/видео.html
I love how Gorgug can go from awkward nerdy kid to "I'm getting pissed" and "Your granddad's pissing me off"
“Heigh chul”
“Come on.”
He is a barbarian after all, got that rage in him
Excuse you, I believe you mean Jorjuj
He's gotten better at expressing his anger in ways other than bottling it up then flying into uncontrolable rages.
i could listen to Telemine Lumenelda just repeat words back for several hours straight
jorjudge... chjej
JOBE
“Rapot?”
tenjaaajes....tjannge...tinajares......
"Baan?"
"Is that her career?"
"CARAAR!?!"
*sigh* "Is it her job?"
"JOBE!?!"
"Oh god..."
Talking with a rich kid from a private school
same thing with errand, the concept of work probably doesn't exist for immortal beings lmao
The implication that goblins/orcs have beef with elves not for cultural reasons or due to shared history, but just because they *cannot fucking stand elves* is so funny to me.
brennan after dunking on elves in escape from the bloodkeep: *i’ve tasted blood and i want mooore*
More more more
That wasn't even the first time he dunked on elves. See his College Humor sketch Christmas Elves vs Fantasy Elves
I really want Brennan to play an elf character like this as a guest character on critical role
when the day will come that brennan comes to critical role... that will be a legendary episode
Hard same. It would be amazing
he would get kicked by the gang so quickly lol think Taryon but faster
@@iDongu Old party, dead in an hour. the new party, depends on if Jester likes the way they talk.
@@lvlHive oh I GUARANTEE Jester would make Brennan’s character her new best friend lol
'Just promise me you wont turn into stardust and disappear.'
' mm m m....as you wish-' and turning into silver sand and the cut of chagrined nOo-
It was at that point that I realized the elves were just fucking with them.
I’m honestly impressed with Siobhan’s self control to not jump into these chaotic scenes solely cuz Adaine isn’t present lmao
OH MY GOD AMAZING
Sandra Lynn specifying that ONLY high elves are this weird and completely separating herself is so based yeah here we make fun of high elves
first ever time they straight up started roasting elves was in the very first episode of Fantasy High when Sandra Lynn started talking on the phone to Gilear and Emily went "Ugh, can't believe I'm half that... Oh my god, just so many th- sounds, ugh" lmao
You're right. It started with Emily but when the DM is roasting elves it means the world itself is burning them. Gorgug and Riz losing their cool over just talking to them is just perfect.
"A real eye?". "As real as songs and whispers" is what gets me.
This always kills me, it's so unclear how real that actually is
Fabian and his grandpa oddly remind me of first-gen kids of immigrants and their decidedly non-Western grandparents. Like, you know they love you, but they're about as easy to grasp as fucking air sometimes 🙃
Technically fabian is an immigrant, huh? I never really realised lol. Also thats such a precious way of looking at it. It really does seem that way tho! Reminds me of my chinese grandma who absolutely BUTCHERS every word of english she speaks because she never rreally learned how to speak the language lol.
aww yeah - My yaya has an excellent vocabulary but she has real unique pronunciations and idioms really just blow past her
An absolute mood
*grandpapa
yes this is absolutely me interacting with my arab grandpa- sorry, grandpapa
"So, is this like a high school?"
"Hike Chuul?"
"C'mon, man."
"The concept of a gun??" *Barfs*
gets me EVERYTIME. So good
Guns were created by Dearves, Anti-Elf technology
I have soiled myself for the first time since the second age of the moon
"I have soiled myself for the first time since the second age of the moon" Got me in the gut so hard
Cut to Adaine sitting in her orb prison just
"Yep. Still kidnapped."
Now we know why they're called "high" elves.
the fact that if you add the footage of every other time he’s dunked on elves and the elven language you’d have over a half an hour of content
Threthreelehteeelthrerthre
Bloodkeep had some quality elf-dunking for sure
And I’d watch that video
First episode of Fantasy High and Fig getting annoyed at overhearing elvish: “uhhh, so many ‘T-H’ sounds…” 😂
Well now I want that video
“What??”
“SAND.”
i’m in tears
I literally constantly remember "jorjuj" periodically and chuckle, at times in the middle of my commute
*j u j*
I’ll be at school and I’ll have a tick hit me and it’ll just be “Jorjug” followed by myself trying not to laugh.
Every time I hear it, I think “It’s pronounced “Jif”.”
This is the logic people who say jif instead of gif go by
F**k someone beat me to the punch
This is such a galaxy brain take on elves. They live forever. Of course this guy wouldn't know what a "career" or "job" is because, who needs any of that when you literally cannot die unless you're murdered? I love that Brennan made it silly but this is still incredible world-building
I mean in the base rules they need to eat, drink, breathe, trance and get diseased and suffer from temperatures just as much as humans and live about 800 years tops, it's Warforged that ignore mortal needs.
@@stm7810 I believe in Spyre (the main setting of FH) the high elves are immortal as long as they're in their homeland.
Source: Rewatch the moments before Arthur Aguefort died. He had a speech that briefly mentioned that.
@@theliar4558 Thanks, haven't seen the second season yet since still on Unsleeping city season 2 :D
The will know what a job is, because it’s just another word for “duty” for most people.
The fact that gorgug hates them is so funny to me
This makes the orc and elf dynamic make so much sense.
I love that if you actually listen to Telemine’s poem it’s just Brennan spewing fluffy nonsense for 15 seconds
So... Poetry 🤣
Zac's angry "Come on" at häíschûlě gets me every time 😂
“High school.”
“Hæįßćhüłė”
“I never thought we’d a whole episode of this show to just dunk on Elves.”
Spoken like a true DM. Never would’ve thought a party would do this, but here we are.
Every Session 1 with a Level 1 party:
DM: "As you approach the tavern you see a notice board next to the door."
*displays job board with various quests and juicy plot hooks*
Ranger: "Do I see any stray dogs?"
Wizard: "I ask the nearest passerby where I might purchase an Orb of Dragonkind."
Rogue: "I rolled a 69 for stealth, I'm sneaking along the rooftops looking for a jewelry store."
@@BeinIan As a rogue I can confirm that is what we do
All of
a sudden it makes sense why soo many races hate elves in fantasy worlds
Erine120 not because of any racism, but just because they’re a bunch of pretentious assholes
When you’ve got that long of a life span and have had to watch Humans throw away thousands of themselves willing just to prove to everyone that you CAN have s*x with a Tarraque and live to tell the tale
Yeah, they're so painfully beaugie.
@@stm7810 what the fuck is that word supposed to be?
@@bacicinvatteneaca That stupid german wordfor the capitalist class a.k.a. food, I spelled it poorly as a joke on how the elves sound.
“I’m just hoping he says van back to us,” followed by Brennan teeing them up for it by talking about “the iron beast” is a great example of a DM thinking quickly.
This video illustrates why elves are a chaotically aligned race
Traditionally they have been extremely neutral in fantasy.
@@ttttillermand not in dnd5e
@@ttttillermand nah, fairy tale elves are chaotic as fuck. They are, after all, fey.
@@romxxii In D&D elves are chaotic fey creatures, yes, because D&D only draws from traditional fantasy, but is not itself in my opinon.
Elves in old fables and fairy tales were generally downright evil, but i'm talking stuff more like The Lord of The rings, where elves were secluded and didn't want to meddle much with the outside world and just wanted to be left alone.
@@ttttillermand Err, you've got your stuff mixed up, buddy. D&D draws from Tolkien, full stop. Where you do think orcs come from, or elves who are man-height or even taller? Folk tale elves were all small fairy creatures who would fuck you up for shits and giggles, or maybe give you unimaginable wealth for similar reasons.
Tolkien is the one who popularized man-sized elves who are lithe and who just "want to be left alone."
Tiyan-ajers
"You aren't even reading it"
Ironically enough, while a parody this is actually a pretty good example of what the Undying Lands are like in the Tolkien-verse. Unchanging and eternal, where immortals are free to pursue their wants for unbroken centuries at a time. It's also a pretty good example of why even Tolkien himself said that the races of men would not do well in the Undying Lands, since everything would seem strange and unchanged until in nearly the blink of an eye one would find oneself old and dying with nothing having changed.
Knowing that Brennan is a big Lord of the Rings fan, it does not at all surprise me that he created a massive parody of "unchanging, eternal elves out of touch with mortals" that's also a fairly faithful example of the thing he's poking fun at. True parody comes from deep understanding after all
I forgot about Brennan's bit where he didn't pronounce normal words correctly and ive been laughing for 10 minutes
Riz’s dance when Telemaine asks him about his gun is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
“You have a harsh energy”
Elven Sheetsmith is my new favourite thing.
Resolution for 2021: learn the electric lute, start a rock band named Elven Sheetsmiths
@@redmanish I shall join you with lap steel
“Where lands the evening swan of dusk,
The mid light blooms and grow
and peaks of mountains far away
descend on crystal glints of snow
And wheresoever songs are sung and
Elven magic fills the air:
Kael’ay thrandiel dhradha thuhta;
a prayer I whisper now, a prayer”
- Telemine Lumenelda (Composed by BLM in 10 seconds. Transcribed by me using 6 minutes)
Bonus:
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood he would chuck uh as much as he uh... and uh I don’t remember the rest” - Gilear Faeth, disappointment of wood elves everywhere
I aspire to make poetry that quick.
Honestly- I should write out random poems just in case I ever have to do that during a campaign do that they think I did it in seconds flat
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
@@Z.A.N.E Notice that his poem was rather meaningless when it came down to it. Which is to say - give it a shot right now and you'll probably succeed to some degree :)
14:40
i love how he elves just dissolve into dust and flow away on the wind to avoid questions..
The best part is that earlier on he has the younger elves say the word “dick” so its at least consistent with Telamaine also knowing the word
if you don’t spend at least 15 min dunking on elves in d&d what are you even doing
800,000 thread count sheets are theoretically possible but would feel terrible! High thread counts are a lie anyway, manufacturers pull apart the threads and then twist them back together so each Thea’s can be counted more than once. It ruins the integrity of the fabric and makes it rougher. 600 is the sweet spot for sheets, enough to be sturdy and crisp without being too stiff, and not a lie.
Thank you for coming to my fiber lies Ted talk.
No, I demand cream feeling, Elven sheetsmith crafted, 80,000 count sheets. I demand to have a perfect nights sleep.
I mean this is elves we’re talking about i wouldn’t be surprised if they did use 800,000 individual threads
We appreciate your incredibly specific rant youtube user thebadpoet
@@jaws1628 ngl, I read filling instead of feeling and though you were demanding to sleep on a twinkie.
@@sybariticcupboardrat3763 well that just sounds like a terrible idea, comfy I’m sure but terrible idea…
this is the most agro barbarian gorgug has been and I live for it 😂
Johrjuhj
@@bluestryke1 Chej
Jhorjuj and his vahn
I love that the people having the worst time in KAIlurMANURAA are the goblin and half orc
I mean tbf everyone else is elf and human
17:10
"Fabian!"
"Yes-"
"Your friend's a little dick!"
The way he speaks so candidly gets me every time
As a fan of fantasy stuff, there is nothing I love more than goofing on elves. I am the vindictive dwarf, its me.
Listening to this after leaving a brutal massage and was not expecting to hear the same royalty free spa music playing in the background
it gets even funnier when you think about the concept of Shibboleths, where the longer you've been alive, the harder it is to replicate pronunciations of unfamiliar word sounds, even with practice. Telemine has been alive so long that "teenager" and "garage" are completely alien phonemes.
9:08 Zac is so good, but this little "come on" gets me every time.
I like that jorjuj was getting really pissed but I also like that Fabian was standing up for the grandpa
The mispronunciation part never fails to make me literally cry laughing every single time
Oh gawd, I need to make my high elf more like this. She has had her moments though…
“Kristine Scilfore of Evereska.”
“I don’t understand a word you just said.”
“You do not know the word ‘of’?”
"Nice to meet ya Chrissy Skillshare!"
Gesundheit
The soft "come on" by Gorgug says so much I just cant (9:08)
Also the "what is... this?" at 2:39. Gorgug is just amazing
That’s fully just Zac at that point so done with Brennan’s elven bullshit 😂
I like how after the conversation moves on Zac had to butt in to correct that he doesnt die at 20
There are few things that bring me this level of joy.
I love falling asleep to this clip because Brennan’s soft speaking and the background music are so calming
Right? I twice had to wrestle my eyes open after blinking turned to almost-napping lol
When anxious at night this is my go to video.
@@samanthatyler9863 SAME!
But they also gave the elves Gilear, the greatest living being to ever exist
Telemaine crying will forever be one of the funniest things I've had the pleasure of seeing
Love how angry Gorgug/Zac is getting at Telamine
Brennan improvised a better poem than I could ever write no matter how much time I had
There's a video called "the best of Gillear" that is the same length as this video and I thought for a second they would just be the same exact video
That poem is actually evocative. Man, I'm always impressed at Brennan's improv.
Gorgug getting angry at Fabian's grandfather will never not be funny
Why do all the elves sound like a heavily sedated Matt Berry
"I bake Elven whey BREAD."
they're HIGH elves, sedation involves drugs
Holy shit that is spot on. I just realized I would love to see Matt Berry playing DnD.
New Hyork Sittay
Elves are known for being supernaturally excellent at hearing and ironically terrible at listening.
Edit: I rescind this statement and now choose to believe that he’s fully messing with them every time.
Edit 2: Actually never mind. Both opinions are right.
Valid
I finally realized what dealing with Telemein reminds me of! The bad kids felt just like the Vile Villains trying to talk to the bones guy.
He was at least somewhat sensible. Who DOESNT want to keep their bones?
Lol, but this left out one of my favorite bits where the grandfather is contact juggling a moss covered rock while Fabian dances. 😄
Or when Gilear eats cream and admits he's pretty cool for once
Ohhhhh my god that made me cringe
Gorgug being increasingly angry at Telemine is the best thing ever his "come on." @brennan was so fucking funny
Brennan is having the time of his life and I love it
This episode made my dropout subscription 100% worth it
My favorite part is that Telemaine occasionally becomes Borat.
“ eeeh no! Illegal. Illegal.”
Old elf: * moans *
Fig: “ again illegal. “
This scene has the same energy as the scene in Pink Panther where he’s trying to learn an American accent 😂 “debeugerh”
ngl i love playing elves and absolutely dunking on them at the same time
elves suck so much and i love them for it
I swear every time I turned the volume up he just started talking quieter
I just realized that the drop of water at 9:52 is the exact opposite energy of the Bud Cubby breaking out the bad kids out of jail in the first season (You carried the lit mazel tov cocktail the whole time???)
Molotov cocktail, not mazel tov cocktail. Please don’t light any bar mitzvahs on fire
@@emilysmith2965 ok but bud cubby WAS doing a mitzvah, so mazel!
@@emilysmith2965 it’s killing me that the comment is a whole year old and you’re the first person in that entire time to point out that they said mazel tov instead of molotov
@@emilysmith2965 HAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, there are kosher spirits, so go out and get yourself that mazel tov cocktail. Don't let convention limit your self-expression!
Wow grandad you're very hung up on the dying thing
Bless Brennan Lee Mulligan and bless you
Riz: "You guys simply MUST stop talking to him."
The ASMR music in the background really seals this for me 😂
Full FALL INTO SLEEP INSTANTLY ★︎ Healing of Stress, Anxiety and Depressive States ★︎ INSOMNIA RELIEF
Telemine is Gilear levels of hilarious
I still think the funniest D20 character is the “My Bones” guy from Escape from the Bloodkeep
Completely opposite energy tho
That poem was boss! Then to be followed up with "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?" Genius!🤣🤣🤣🖖
These are "High" Elves 😂
I love the mental image of a group of teenagers standing around an old man and saying things just to see how the old man will pronounce it 😂😂😂
Love the idea of immortal characters just messing up measurements of time.
"Do forgive me, but I have forgotten, which is longer, a week or a decade?"
thank you for doing the lord’s work