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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024
  • Hitman 3 in VR is funny when you go to a church in Italy and show everybody the wonders of the Hitman dance in virtual reality. Also assassinate people.
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  • @drb5538
    @drb5538 2 года назад +374

    Crusty's ability to improvise hilarious jokes when games glitch out is top level comedy. A pleasure as always to watch him do his thing.

  • @AstanaxKnight
    @AstanaxKnight 2 года назад +594

    "Oh my God, is that a dead person?" "Its many dead people, get used to it. You're in a goddamn graveyard you moron. Where else are they going to be, Burger King?" I can just imagine Crusty being Batman's Joker with that line.

  • @eldritch_prince2730
    @eldritch_prince2730 2 года назад +38

    “I’m sorry, the worms don’t bargain” is such a raw line. I love it

  • @Decayzz
    @Decayzz 2 года назад +171

    I'm not sure when I watch crusty if he's a psychopath playing his dreams or just a good actor. Either way I love it and it's entertaining

    • @O2Linn
      @O2Linn 2 года назад +8

      Yes.

    • @DovahHouse
      @DovahHouse 2 года назад +6

      Hmm… both! Honestly he’s hilarious and also a genius

    • @Olkv3D
      @Olkv3D 2 года назад +4

      It's the madness in the method

    • @MischiefWaffles
      @MischiefWaffles 11 месяцев назад +2

      This is how he deals with childhood memories honestly how I would act

  • @bducky109
    @bducky109 2 года назад +297

    I can't stop laughing at the responses the npc's are giving to crusty

    • @Articusthesheep
      @Articusthesheep 2 года назад +8

      Me too

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +60

      I'm suspecting a Toy Story situation

    • @MLBeaton
      @MLBeaton 2 года назад +8

      @@IAmCrusty "you got a friend in me".... please remove them they are really hurting my spleen!

    • @HyperFire16
      @HyperFire16 2 года назад +2

      @@MLBeaton bars lol

    • @yourpaldutchie8760
      @yourpaldutchie8760 2 года назад +1

      I watched this whiled hammered and didn't realize he was even talking

  • @zalenhamilton1425
    @zalenhamilton1425 2 года назад +107

    The "It's many dead people, get used to it. You're in a graveyard. Where else are they gonna be? Burger King?" Made me into one of those graveyard occupants 🤣💀

    • @SotiCoto
      @SotiCoto 2 года назад +2

      RUclips Comments of the Dead.

  • @666devillord
    @666devillord 2 года назад +180

    Crusty could become the greatest cult leader who ever existed. XD

    • @zeussoulhd2169
      @zeussoulhd2169 2 года назад +7

      He would be even better than Nabazov

    • @Meatwad.Baggins
      @Meatwad.Baggins 2 года назад +13

      ...could become....?
      You wanna.... uh.... reconsider..... your words there..... do ya?

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +62

      This is the way.

    • @Bulbafett.
      @Bulbafett. 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @TimothyHuffGuitar
      @TimothyHuffGuitar 2 года назад +6

      Crusty most certainly has already achieved that much glory. The Cult of Crusty rules!!!

  • @sanyammalhan
    @sanyammalhan 2 года назад +28

    8:30 is the funniest. "Where's the body? You can't prove it."

  • @warriordude926
    @warriordude926 9 месяцев назад +2

    Truly a new way of storytelling, I hope you don't give up on this

  • @Bulbafett.
    @Bulbafett. 2 года назад +25

    As a fellow Crustian I felt todays sermon was top notch. Could really feel the crusty in my soul with those words of encouragement.
    Also mad tap dancing skills i must say. Never seen a priest cut a rug such as you

  • @sporadicamnesic
    @sporadicamnesic 2 года назад +22

    "Where else are they gonna be....BURGER KING??!!" 🤣🤣

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +7

      After strenuous research they found corpses ruined the happy meals

    • @Static140
      @Static140 9 месяцев назад

      Still couldn't take the joy from cake and ice cream

  • @leenawayne2051
    @leenawayne2051 2 года назад +67

    I swear he's the funniest man alive

    • @leenawayne2051
      @leenawayne2051 2 года назад +2

      Tysm for hearting this crusty your honestly my favorite youtuber your so under rated

  • @realburglazofficial2613
    @realburglazofficial2613 2 года назад +23

    The sermon of Pooh and Tigger’s natural animal instincts intersected with Tap routines was comedy gold!

    • @gdwnet
      @gdwnet 2 года назад +2

      The first time I've listened to a sermon and it made sense!

    • @AroAceGamer
      @AroAceGamer Год назад +2

      Don't be a Pooh. Be an Eeyore.

  • @elmo2325
    @elmo2325 2 года назад +19

    WHEN HE SAID “ I can’t there’s a curtain in the way” I WAS DEAD😂😂😂😂

  • @vikianoxx72
    @vikianoxx72 2 года назад +3

    "Jesus H Christ!!" 👿"You Will Not Find Him Here, Only Mee!" 😂Kills me everytime

  • @LearnTrainPlay
    @LearnTrainPlay 2 года назад +50

    Oh crusty, your maniacal laughter sooths me

  • @hellothere9731
    @hellothere9731 2 года назад +10

    4:00 this sounds like something the joker would say

  • @Sailormoo247
    @Sailormoo247 2 года назад +11

    How is nobody mentioning that stunning falsetto note ?! Masterful. A siren in his own right .

    • @ElDuderinoh
      @ElDuderinoh 2 года назад

      Was wondering the same thing, he’s truly a master of his class.

    • @Irespecktyouall
      @Irespecktyouall Год назад

      Literally every 4th comment is that

  • @PepeSnow
    @PepeSnow 2 года назад +21

    Lets get this mad man to 1 million he deserves it 🤗

  • @gdwnet
    @gdwnet 2 года назад +30

    4:22 dammit! I always laugh at Crustys antics but I am in howls of laughter here.
    17:29 and I lost it again.
    Crusty, you're ultra insane in this one and I love it!

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +11

      This was my vacation and I had a lovely time

    • @Olkv3D
      @Olkv3D 2 года назад

      [ 🍹 Wish You Were Her! 🏝 -Crusty ]

  • @wakebreaker
    @wakebreaker 5 месяцев назад +4

    “Blood spewed across the face of Pooh.” -begins tap dancing 6:36

  • @masterscantz1373
    @masterscantz1373 2 года назад +41

    Oh how I loved this video 😂 Crusty you never disappoint 😊

    • @TimothyHuffGuitar
      @TimothyHuffGuitar 2 года назад

      Crusty could make Farmville or CandyCrush fun to watch!

  • @Naomitage
    @Naomitage 2 года назад +22

    "Is that a dead person?!"
    "Get used to it! There's many dead people, this is a Graveyard you moron!"
    Oh god... I can't stop laughing. I love your art Crusty!

  • @TacticalJazzhands
    @TacticalJazzhands Год назад +3

    I don't know why Crusty going "shhhhh" to a car alarm got me so much

  • @King_of_Calcium
    @King_of_Calcium 2 года назад +9

    The transition from holy music to assault is something wonderful that can only be found with you.

  • @kingsj7662
    @kingsj7662 2 года назад +13

    His neighbors must be like “WTF is going on over there”

  • @jonas3333
    @jonas3333 2 года назад +2

    02:20 That BELL scene!! "Ohhheee, You don't want to die? Then THIS is a TERRrible day for you." Better than a lot of movie scenes right there.

  • @UnhookedCoast0
    @UnhookedCoast0 Год назад +3

    0:15
    Npc: Jesus H Christ
    Crusty: You will not find him Here
    This had me cracked up 🤣

  • @BraydenFaist
    @BraydenFaist Год назад +3

    This is the funniest video I’ve ever watched, every time I come back I can’t stop laughing

  • @Amsterdamn-wr7jc
    @Amsterdamn-wr7jc Год назад +2

    "YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU'RE A MAN OF GREAT CONVICTION!"
    I DIED ☠️☠️☠️

  • @knottynate6876
    @knottynate6876 2 года назад +3

    9:20 wow. Now that's some good editing talent on display right there!

  • @scarjaisero4716
    @scarjaisero4716 2 года назад +56

    I'm a Christian and I find this funny, this man must be doing something right.

    • @dreadreaper500
      @dreadreaper500 2 года назад +4

      And also probably something very wrong

    • @scarjaisero4716
      @scarjaisero4716 2 года назад +3

      Possibly

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin 2 года назад +8

      I mean he only killed catholics so no real harm done lol

    • @MakesClouds
      @MakesClouds 2 года назад +2

      @@EighmyLupin maybe just maybe that was the joke

    • @crusader7381
      @crusader7381 2 года назад +1

      Same here mate

  • @BraydenFaist
    @BraydenFaist 2 месяца назад +2

    I’ve watched this video 3 times in the past 2 years and it remains the funniest video I have ever seen 😂

  • @xenogorwraithblade2538
    @xenogorwraithblade2538 2 года назад +2

    4:59 almost made me choke on my drink.

  • @calebkasprzyk7114
    @calebkasprzyk7114 Год назад +2

    I feel like this is exactly how things would go down if Crusty ever went to church.

  • @Articusthesheep
    @Articusthesheep 2 года назад +10

    Crusty being maniac for 18 minutes

  • @johnoswald1595
    @johnoswald1595 Год назад +1

    One of my low-key favourite things about these videos is when he clenches his fist as if he's saying something profound, i.e. ''I need an ice cream!'' Loving the fact I've recently found the channel. 😂

  • @johnelliott7850
    @johnelliott7850 Год назад +1

    La Sapienza is a great level anyway in Hitman. Crusty makes it better still.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +6

    Crusty is the best street performer. He captivated the audience and pulled money and feather dusters out if thin air

  • @mrmeeseeks5016
    @mrmeeseeks5016 2 года назад +8

    Crusty has that kinda humor thats like when your uncle take you into the closet and tickles you and then leaves, and when you tell your parents about what happened they just say "What are talking about? you never had an uncle!"

  • @KevinAndrewMan
    @KevinAndrewMan 2 года назад +4

    16:58 to hear a threat so weird it baffled even Crusty himself.

  • @j_k_dg01
    @j_k_dg01 2 года назад +2

    „He‘s awfully dead“ is a sentence i never know i needed to hear😂😂

  • @PotatoSoup58
    @PotatoSoup58 Год назад +6

    He gets more insane with each passing video. That's what i'm here for.

  • @kittykatspooks3002
    @kittykatspooks3002 2 года назад +5

    This game is a good way to get your anger out

  • @ashlight6107
    @ashlight6107 2 года назад +2

    5:14
    "Hello my flock, Come right in. Service is about to begin. Ignore the dead people they're journey is now at an end. In this plane they go to another one now. We call that the *Morgue.* Where people can pay all sorts of money to do all sorts for fiddly treats with them. Maybe they want to eat the people. Maybe they want to do a little hanky spanky. I'm not the judge jury or the executioner I'm just an man dressed as a penguin."
    XD

  • @deathgame2343
    @deathgame2343 2 года назад +3

    I happy you are posting again it always makes my day better to see a new video from you

  • @TheTmieBandit
    @TheTmieBandit 2 года назад +1

    "Oh my god, you're the lady from the church! How ya been?!"
    *bleeds from face*
    Crusty, my sides hurt man XD

  • @rogermasters2657
    @rogermasters2657 2 года назад +2

    'That's so typical of your kind. YOU BLEDDY PENGUIN!!!' 😆

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +2

      They waddle with arrogance and it sickens me

    • @Static140
      @Static140 9 месяцев назад

      Snobbery completed with pretentious attire

  • @whitezombie10
    @whitezombie10 2 года назад +19

    It's all I was waiting for. You really made my day

  • @simonackermann8061
    @simonackermann8061 2 года назад +1

    The smack after the singing at 5:00 . HAHAHA

  • @thePavuk
    @thePavuk Год назад +1

    Crusty: Goes to Hell.
    Satan: "Oh no... No no no no no...!" Running away screaming.

  • @stevenwhiteley2938
    @stevenwhiteley2938 Год назад +2

    "You're not even a real penguin are you!" I love this guy.

  • @nickxnothing
    @nickxnothing 2 года назад +2

    The commentary is like Malcom McDowell meets Jack Sparrow and I absolutely freaking love it. 🤣 The one-liners were pure gold. lmao

  • @birhdayup
    @birhdayup 2 года назад +6

    Meanwhile was playing a game and accidently tapped on notification and lost all my progress now

  • @Dean_Cohen2y5
    @Dean_Cohen2y5 2 года назад +3

    Crusty has uploaded! And the world is right again. All is well within the universe once more.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +2

      The lava was getting a little high, I figured I'd repel the end times a bit longer

    • @ElDuderinoh
      @ElDuderinoh 2 года назад

      @@IAmCrusty what a charitable man. Somebody I can look up too, something I’ve been waiting my whole life for, sometime or another something like this is bound to happen, and it just so happened at a time like this, and a time like this is something that Is to of had happened, somebody knows what I mean, somewhere

  • @TheCHIEFMONGO
    @TheCHIEFMONGO 2 года назад +1

    If Jack Sparrow, the Joker and Loki shared a mind. I’ll carry on with my week in search of a situation where I can insult someone for being a “disrespectful cabbage.”

  • @StuffPlace
    @StuffPlace Год назад

    I love how crusty has great role playing abilities and I love all his videos for that reason

  • @yohnnyjames
    @yohnnyjames 2 года назад +1

    8:31 hahahaha she really was a baloon XD

  • @VenomousSoup14
    @VenomousSoup14 2 года назад

    This guy and GrayStillPlays are the funniest commentators

  • @HyperFire16
    @HyperFire16 2 года назад +5

    Crusty just making our day

  • @TheDragoon59
    @TheDragoon59 2 года назад

    The way that golden pot? I think it was, landing at 2:00 and the response was both fantastic timing and comedic gold omg haha

  • @blazinganja6658
    @blazinganja6658 2 года назад +5

    Crusty! You are such an evil bastard. I like that!

  • @james092396
    @james092396 Год назад

    I can't possibly explain how many times the account of the 100 Acre Wood Slaughter that cuts to tap dancing has made me laugh. Even after MANY re-watches, it gets me every time. Thank you Crusty.

  • @u4ia_fubar_75
    @u4ia_fubar_75 Год назад

    We get all the fun from VR without having to use it ourselves. The evil villain 😅 my sides are hurting so bad 😂😂

  • @TheKiteboy100
    @TheKiteboy100 2 года назад +3

    The npcs are amazing😂. I am literally addicted to these!

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +1

      Ya know I'm starting to think they can actually hear me

    • @TheKiteboy100
      @TheKiteboy100 2 года назад

      @@IAmCrusty lol

  • @snowyguything
    @snowyguything 2 года назад

    When the person flew into space I laughed for 10 days

  • @starcomtachyon
    @starcomtachyon 2 года назад

    “I think you dropped something here” yeah. *It* like *It* was hot

  • @zeussoulhd2169
    @zeussoulhd2169 2 года назад +1

    I got into playing Hitman from funny videos made by Modest Pelican, Cheru and you. Thank you for giving me laughts and for showing me a game that's now one of my favorites

  • @knightman7203
    @knightman7203 2 года назад +1

    Hitman is never ending fun thanks for this work of art

  • @BigMacAttack83
    @BigMacAttack83 7 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm not the guy that did it, I'm just the guy that fills the hole" as a grave digger, I'm now making that my saying at work

  • @mr.midgardville
    @mr.midgardville 2 года назад +5

    "You know what happened?!"
    "Yees, i caused it!"
    I love it! This is what i'd imagine what it would look like if a demon would come up on earth to have fun... You sure you're not one, Crusty?

  • @Frostity.
    @Frostity. Год назад +1

    Crusty sounds like William Afton when he laughs

  • @lotta_gamer6329
    @lotta_gamer6329 2 года назад +4

    I love your videos, they're always funny :)

  • @sidwarder5879
    @sidwarder5879 2 года назад +2

    4:20 my favourite part of the video

  • @WretchedIcon
    @WretchedIcon 2 года назад +1

    @9:50
    "I'm not wei-"
    *Cuts to staring at a man sunbathing, then proceeds to shake fist in a dramatic decree, proclaming the desire for ice cream.*
    Just beautiful.

  • @St0neC0ldGaming
    @St0neC0ldGaming 2 года назад

    12:38 "Hello, I am the psychiatrist" - 😂😂😂

  • @markstokes2362
    @markstokes2362 2 года назад +1

    I just found your channel today and I'm so glad I did. You're freaking hilarious and I love that voice man. You sound like Malcolm McDowell and Jack sparrow got spliced into one being, and I can't get enough.

  • @Olkv3D
    @Olkv3D 2 года назад

    Oh my god!
    Is that a dead person?!
    -
    It's many dead people;
    we're in a god damned graveyard!

  • @terroragenth1138
    @terroragenth1138 2 года назад +2

    i love his personality and i love it when i get a notification that he as a new video

  • @m0o0oeh
    @m0o0oeh 2 года назад +2

    Crusty can’t half sing! The vibrato was outstanding.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +2

      I hired a professional for that bit

    • @m0o0oeh
      @m0o0oeh 2 года назад +1

      @@IAmCrusty wow, how much did you pay yourself?!

  • @AtticusDennison
    @AtticusDennison Месяц назад

    "Some people prefer to be naked when holding...". "Oh god, that's bloody awful."

  • @grimsanchez5928
    @grimsanchez5928 2 года назад +1

    this is one of the best videos I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂 truly amazing

  • @KyleWilson96
    @KyleWilson96 Год назад +1

    Not gunna lie, I care not about the shooting of the cross BUT it IS hilarious and GREAT that none of the bullets fit it 😂

  • @HorseWthNoName
    @HorseWthNoName 2 года назад

    "where's the body? You can't prove it." Had me rolling 🤣

  • @Sherpiddy
    @Sherpiddy 2 года назад +1

    “You’ve outdone yourself cake man!”

    • @colestowing8695
      @colestowing8695 2 года назад +1

      come for the ice cream, stay for the cake

  • @DapperGoth
    @DapperGoth 4 месяца назад +1

    Crusty is a natural born performer

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +1

    First thing you did was break the confessional. The church will be presenting you with a bill as you leave.

  • @therationalistparty9742
    @therationalistparty9742 3 месяца назад +1

    Crusty how can you go to hell when you are hell. 😂

  • @Joemp3
    @Joemp3 2 года назад +6

    Hitman VR is shunned too much. It’s actually so funny

  • @emperor_sunshine
    @emperor_sunshine Год назад +1

    you make me laugh as much as Archer or Rick and Morty

  • @AmariFukui
    @AmariFukui 2 года назад

    I swear Crusty becomes more insane every video but its a very entertaining insanity, like a theme park where all the rides lead to certain death but its a good time until you reach the loose bolt

  • @MrHackTheGibson
    @MrHackTheGibson 2 года назад

    5:04
    The vibrato

  • @shaneedwards596
    @shaneedwards596 2 года назад +2

    Crusty, you never fail to leave me in absolute pieces... i haven't stopped laughing since your vid started

  • @Viorellx
    @Viorellx 2 года назад +1

    This dude needs to be a voice actor for marvels next cartoon

  • @Jackson_G
    @Jackson_G 2 года назад

    “Where else are they supposed to be, Burger King?!”
    He had me dying🤣🤣🤣

  • @1996starter
    @1996starter 2 года назад +1

    Crusty that graveyard joke hilarious

  • @supernerd2333
    @supernerd2333 2 года назад +3

    Let's be honest. Hell would be your playground.

  • @alexcraig1027
    @alexcraig1027 2 года назад

    Chases the last target all over the map.Then finds her and rewards her with a solid Thunk as a fire axe cleaves her skull

  • @AtticusDennison
    @AtticusDennison Месяц назад

    Bruh shooting the cross is wild💀💀💀

  • @colemanwalsh7477
    @colemanwalsh7477 2 года назад

    "omg jesus christ!' " you will not find him here you will only find me!"