Series 8, Episode 9 - 'I've been a bit ill.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @phoebezimmerer7572
    @phoebezimmerer7572 3 года назад +4293

    The juxtaposition of Lou & Iain's passive aggressive antagonism with Sian and Joe's lovely chat about dentistry as they calmly work is art.

    • @bellasmith7283
      @bellasmith7283 3 года назад +316

      Also the contrast between the like 1 meter per hour movement of sian and Joe vs the absolute chaos of lou iain and Paul mad me absolutely lose it

    • @Stoobz01
      @Stoobz01 3 года назад +47

      Bro why did u write this like a word problem

    • @Wertherisdead
      @Wertherisdead 2 года назад +10

      @@Stoobz01 The subject is 21 words long :D

    • @Konst_Abel
      @Konst_Abel 2 года назад +5

      Ugh. Just use the word contrast. This isn't twitter. No one is impressed.

    • @M1ddleCreek
      @M1ddleCreek 2 года назад +2

      @@Konst_Abel Who put burnt porn in your cornflakes?

  • @joshuagass6442
    @joshuagass6442 3 года назад +3062

    "I have learned more about my self on this show than I would have liked."
    Iain has a better character arc this series than some characters do in actual scripted televesion shows.

    • @mbs26385
      @mbs26385 3 года назад +241

      Absolutely. I went from not enjoying his screen time to cheering for him.

    • @JeniJustJeni
      @JeniJustJeni 3 года назад +118

      I had almost forgotten that I didn't like him very much in the first episode....

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 года назад +63

      Go to 16:14 and watch his reaction to Lou and Sian getting more points than him in the ball-bouncing task.
      I'm glad he finally got to realise what a dickhead he was being in other scenes, but this one was the moment when any respect I had for him dropped through the floor. 😂

    • @akasakikawasaki1890
      @akasakikawasaki1890 2 года назад +115

      @@peterclarke7240 but he catched himself and corrected it lol. Dud has problems but it's trying 😅

    • @shesokayiguess
      @shesokayiguess 2 года назад +90

      @@akasakikawasaki1890 Right, people don't change that easily or quickly- but he's now aware of his impulses and is making a conscious effort to be better

  • @annaanna6411
    @annaanna6411 3 года назад +3186

    I desperately want an 8h white noise track of Sian and Joe making polite conversation while taping shit together. I find it incredibly soothing.

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway 3 года назад +10

      I agree

    • @cynicap8584
      @cynicap8584 3 года назад +21

      8h to cover a shift? yes please

    • @flygonfiasco9751
      @flygonfiasco9751 3 года назад +34

      @Unoriginal Username I could dig a slice of life show with them

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 3 года назад +19

      @Unoriginal Username Ah, that was your comment:D I do remember it - the Shoë Show, right?

    • @WestSydeThuugg
      @WestSydeThuugg 2 года назад +4

      @Unoriginal Username hah I think I saw your comment too unless it was someone with a similar idea. It was a show featuring them doing things like gardening right? I would watch that.

  • @canebro1
    @canebro1 3 года назад +506

    "Face down or face up?"
    "Face up probably for legal reasons."
    Had me cracking up!

  • @emmeeemm
    @emmeeemm 3 года назад +2486

    So now, the real question seems to be, is Greg Davies really just one giant person? Or is he actually three regular-sized people covered in bin bags?

    • @francis7336
      @francis7336 3 года назад +65

      Is he a giant person or is the rest of us just really small

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 2 года назад +31

      It's all forced perspective, lots of very clever camera angles

    • @tomblight2639
      @tomblight2639 2 года назад +1

      @@francis7336 lolollkooklkoooo

    • @jgage2344
      @jgage2344 2 года назад +2

      We wouldn’t care ….

    • @cinnamonro3344
      @cinnamonro3344 2 года назад +14

      He's apparently 6'8", holy shit

  • @Duckduckobtusegoose
    @Duckduckobtusegoose 3 года назад +708

    Paul’s “that was fun” after the bouncing task was so pure.

  • @Nate_Jensen
    @Nate_Jensen 3 года назад +1067

    OH MY LORD THAT "ONE PERSON" TASK WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST I'VE EVER SEEN. The sight of Lou and Iain crawling on the ground with Paul laying motionless between them, while Joe's graceful religious walk and little smile at the end. Perfection.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 3 года назад +46

      It’s been a while since I’ve laughed that hard 😂

    • @d.e.s4432
      @d.e.s4432 3 года назад +27

      I was frigging crying I was laughing so hard.

    • @bobbobert9379
      @bobbobert9379 2 года назад +11

      Covered in trash bags the whole time no less

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 2 года назад +27

      "Get up my arse and wriggle!" is a line I hadn't realized I needed to hear.

    • @mistyz0ne
      @mistyz0ne Год назад +18

      iain's "WHAT PART OF THIS IS NOT ONE PERSON?!" while it's just the 3 of them crawling around, not even in bags anymore 😭

  • @RawCorn
    @RawCorn 3 года назад +2713

    I hope Paul Sinha is doing alright. Watching him writhe around after shoulder surgery, and everything else that's going on, was rough. What a trooper for going along with it with no complaints.

    • @lobley2
      @lobley2 3 года назад +275

      I was curious about his odd way of moving and the way his right hand seems quite immobile. I googled him and found out he was diagnosed with parkinsons not long after this series. I assumed it was something to do with that. Didn’t know he’d had shoulder surgery.

    • @TzvetozarCherkezov
      @TzvetozarCherkezov 3 года назад +119

      @@lobley2 You can see it very clearly when he's grating the cheese. I hope he's doing alright.

    • @siramea
      @siramea 3 года назад +132

      I didn't like watching him at all, he just seems so unwell for whole thing, and his choice of outfit didn't help.

    • @rockl.1361
      @rockl.1361 3 года назад +36

      @@lobley2 Yes if you watch closely you can see a bit of a limp which is a trademark of Parkinsons.

    • @gblikestosew
      @gblikestosew 2 года назад +34

      I hadn't known about this and thought it was perhaps just his way of moving/being. I hope he's feeling alright too

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 3 года назад +1770

    "I have no idea why you're such a freak of nature Greg."
    They should make a compilation of everytime Paul went for Greg.

    • @Kernel15
      @Kernel15 3 года назад +75

      And Greg hardly hit back! That was really strange.

    • @centurionquincy3899
      @centurionquincy3899 3 года назад +62

      They need a compilation of all the times contestants have insulted/poked fun at Greg

    • @Chroniknight
      @Chroniknight 3 года назад +189

      @@Kernel15 I feel like it's how Paul does it catches Greg more off guard than others

    • @SnootchieBootchies27
      @SnootchieBootchies27 3 года назад +188

      And Paul does it without malice. Just matter of fact. Makes it sneak past Greg's radar

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 3 года назад +80

      @@centurionquincy3899 There's quite a difference between Paul and, say, Rhod, though.

  • @thehallofvalhalla
    @thehallofvalhalla 3 года назад +2391

    Iain's 'bebaaay' was very James Acasteresque

    • @brandonthompson5796
      @brandonthompson5796 3 года назад +253

      Im pretty sure it gave Greg flashbacks and he had to compose himself before he leapt on Ian like a puma

    • @PokerJoker811
      @PokerJoker811 3 года назад +28

      Lou's, on the other hand, was not.

    • @richardhauser4032
      @richardhauser4032 3 года назад +9

      thats exactly what i thought

    • @blackmoon9793
      @blackmoon9793 3 года назад +92

      Acastrian, even

    • @thehallofvalhalla
      @thehallofvalhalla 3 года назад +8

      @@blackmoon9793 oooh that's good

  • @theanubisfan10
    @theanubisfan10 3 года назад +1473

    Paul basically inhaling that piece of cheese is a thing of beauty.

    • @fobster2000
      @fobster2000 3 года назад +37

      Quite the chunk of parmesan!

    • @LynneTendo
      @LynneTendo 3 года назад +25

      That glorping sound will haunt me today, but in a good way.

    • @scz1770
      @scz1770 3 года назад +47

      I have watched it multiple times and the sheer size of the chunk of cheese is really just remarkable. The man is a modern day Tarrare.

  • @AwakentheMonster
    @AwakentheMonster 3 года назад +443

    Holy shit, I was in absolute tears at the, "One Person" Task. Paul's gentle reply of, "Let Lou finish the banana." to Iain demanding Lou to direct him legit had me crying laughing

  • @joepilato9412
    @joepilato9412 3 года назад +679

    Something about Joe and Sian crossing the yard as the pole shoulder creature to throw out a banana feels very Monty Python Meaning of Life.

  • @Jayk-kz7sh
    @Jayk-kz7sh 3 года назад +1559

    I love this reoccurrence that Iain finds out he’s been mispronouncing food words his whole life. First it was clarisps, now sangwedge and chootney

    • @goldenpony822
      @goldenpony822 3 года назад +27

      Did he learn Spanish when little? His "accent" sound like certain Spanish speakers do when they pronounce those words.

    • @maudglazbrooke1287
      @maudglazbrooke1287 3 года назад +44

      when you adjust for the Scots accent it's more of a "chitney", and in some places "chiutney" which is not a diphthong I have ever heard before that I can recall. Still hilariously wrong.

    • @blessedslave
      @blessedslave 3 года назад +19

      The word is chutney right? Then what's wrong with his pronunciation? Typical northern 'u' right? Am I missing something

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager 3 года назад +13

      @@blessedslave I think the "u" is supposed to be pronunced like the "u" in "up" or in "shut". IPA symbol: ə. It's a loan word from Hindi, where it's "chaṭnī". But as always with loan words, the speakers of the language that "loaned" the word have their very own way of pronouncing things, and IMO those ways are just as correct. So yeah, I guess I agree with you. 😅

    • @johnkidby7948
      @johnkidby7948 3 года назад +15

      Somehow it scares the hell out of me that there are lawyers who honestly think it's "sangwich".

  • @IamSly409
    @IamSly409 3 года назад +1767

    Gotta give credit to Joe for supporting all of Sian's blunders, imagine if her and Ian were on the same team

    • @elizaheathen
      @elizaheathen 3 года назад +274

      honestly think he would've made her cry

    • @mackenziedesire7515
      @mackenziedesire7515 3 года назад +332

      @@elizaheathen or, considering she's a mom, maybe the total reverse would have happened and she'd have told him off for being rude

    • @ericaheap
      @ericaheap 3 года назад +216

      Iain isn't that bad imo, he seems to be playing a character and you can see he is genuinely a nice guy who sOmetimes lets competitiveness get the better of him, but he's been doing really well the past few episodes. Lou however i feel has a worse competitive streak in her

    • @BrittBebs
      @BrittBebs 3 года назад +169

      Erica Heap at least Iain realized he was being a prick. Lou's unbearable.

    • @ericaheap
      @ericaheap 3 года назад +79

      @@BrittBebs dude yes!!! how does nobody else see this?? all I ever see is criticism for Iain

  • @SandraMills
    @SandraMills 3 года назад +527

    I positively screamed with laughter at Joe and Sian's "religious ceremony", not even mentioning the clusterfuck of Team Dysfunction. This season has been hilarious, and my favourite task of this season doesn't even air until next week!

  • @champo976
    @champo976 3 года назад +1038

    its insane to me how graceful and quiet paul is what with everything going on, never once asking for special treatment and stuff

    • @del_eris
      @del_eris 3 года назад +160

      We don't see any in the edit, anyway. But it would be perfectly reasonable to ask for consideration! I'd actually quite like to see simple accomodations made for disabled contestants.

    • @champo976
      @champo976 3 года назад +86

      @@del_eris haha I literally posted my comment and went "but its perfectly reasonable to assume he got some consideration,"
      I think I suppose I meant that as in he doesn't draw attention to it and stuff,
      Also yeah! I'm curious as to what accommodations could be made to make this show more accessible to disabled contestants

    • @del_eris
      @del_eris 3 года назад +35

      @@champo976 It makes me feel better to know there are other people thinking about this. Thanks for posting it.

    • @Chroniknight
      @Chroniknight 3 года назад +25

      I think he would have been diagnosed sometime during or after filming of the tasks, assuming your referring to his Parkinson's

    • @champo976
      @champo976 3 года назад +25

      @@Chroniknight I thought I read that he was diagnosed either right before he started filming or sort of in the middle, but he had already had some of the early symptoms before he even knew

  • @niederschlag4800
    @niederschlag4800 3 года назад +1526

    "I was good at the bit where you had to not look at other people..." Joe is so adorably relateble
    (and his face at 31:35 is a delight)

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh 3 года назад +195

      I loved how joe shouted “staple gun!” into the hallway and how pleased he was when production got him one

    • @brookehildebrant4936
      @brookehildebrant4936 3 года назад +25

      I rewatched his face at that part too and came to look for a comment about it!!!!

    • @IRiboty
      @IRiboty 3 года назад +31

      @@Jayk-kz7sh yess, i was waiting for Greg to comment on it because it really struck me as funny! He asked in such a regal voice lol

    • @kajenbop
      @kajenbop 2 года назад +1

      He’s incredibly dull, just a complete lack of personality

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 2 года назад +27

      @@kajenbop, I find him enchanting. Perhaps your perception is not very nuanced.

  • @kalindastrome2182
    @kalindastrome2182 3 года назад +734

    As someone who’s also, as Paul said, ‘dysfunctionally competitive’, I really, really feel Iain watching himself be a dick to his team after the fact and seeming deeply embarrassed and ashamed by it :/

    • @morganbodhi9492
      @morganbodhi9492 3 года назад +75

      im like that too and it’s exactly why i desperately avoid all competition

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 3 года назад +37

      @@morganbodhi9492
      I once joined a 'pass the gift'-game, in which you have to unpack a gift and roll the dice, until the time stops.
      I wanted the "My Little Pony" gift (that was Rainbow Dash) because the rest was either mý stuff or ashtrays and lighters (either offensive or shaped like weaponry/grenades.)
      And near the end, we had 2-3 minutes left and one woman got up from the circle and said she no longer wanted to play, because I was screaming bloody murder, and it was clear that I was the only one that cared for the outcome of the game. She was the person that brought the lighters and the ashtrays and felt insulted on how I avoided them and only focused on the pony.
      Now, I did not win the pony. But when I walked over to the one that had it, they immediately traded it with me, as to avoid any discussions. And I kept it for 8 years, as decoration in my cabinet, until I gifted it away to a younger girl, who's currently still playing with it.
      And when I was in France, on holiday, it was "three kings"-time, so the host of the 'party' purchased a cake.
      We all got a piece and the cake he'd purchased has a 'surprise' in it (not that kind of cake!) and nobody knew what it was.
      The host explained it was usually a small toy of some sorts. The winner would wear a paper crown.
      I took the crown and wanted to try it on, but he said; 'No, no, only when you win, you may wear it!'
      So, when he offered us another piece, I accepted, though it was a very tasteless, heavy cake.
      He joked that I could eat as much as I want. I asked if I found the item, if I could keep it. He said I could.
      This cake was quite big and we'd already had dinner. And I was wearing a dress that didn't give (quite tight) and I was tired and everyone wanted to go to their rooms and sleep.
      But I continued eating for ages. And if the cake had been a big, round clock, let's say I ate "50 minutes" of the cake-shape. A normal portion was "7 minutes."
      And in that nearly-last part, there was a tiny plastic cupcake. I went; 'YEEEAH!' and put on the golden papercrown that came with it.
      And the host just shook his head and took the last part of the cake and said he'd give to his mom the next day, who'd visit.
      I didn't really feel cool after that. Then again, if he hadn't said I was allowed to keep eating, I wouldn't have. It tasted awful. I gave the plastic cupcake away to the same girl, to 'feed' it to the plastic pony.

    • @Ruminations09
      @Ruminations09 3 года назад +72

      Yeah, watching his embarrassment at seeing how he's acted is like looking in a mirror. I straight up have to avoid all competitive activities with friends to prevent myself from acting that way, I completely empathize with how ashamed of himself he is.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o 3 года назад +25

      @@Widdekuu91 That second one sounds very painful for everyone involved, oof

    • @JiVid
      @JiVid 3 года назад +18

      I felt like at first he acted that way as part of his character for comedy, then when he saw it wasn't working, changed his character accordingly

  • @googiegress
    @googiegress 3 года назад +330

    The JoeSian task looked like a hunchbacked saint promenading throughout. I was expecting the camera to catch Sian's face peeking out like Paul at the bottom of a phone booth!

  • @liekeseebregts1445
    @liekeseebregts1445 3 года назад +1116

    joe thinking for ages and still choosing the wrong ball is my spirit animal

    • @FilbieTron
      @FilbieTron Год назад +12

      Hi, kind reminder to please not use the phrase “spirit animal” unless you are Native American. Using that phrase in that way is cultural appropriation. An alternative phrase to declare is that something is your patronus. /gen /nm

    • @thefuckisgoingon
      @thefuckisgoingon Год назад +3

      @@FilbieTron 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @kamikazesatellite2830
      @kamikazesatellite2830 Год назад +8

      @@FilbieTron are you culturally appropriating words? Search the definition of irony.

    • @FilbieTron
      @FilbieTron Год назад +2

      @@kamikazesatellite2830 I’m supposing that is a rhetorical question as I did not appropriate any words in my response. Take care.

    • @kamikazesatellite2830
      @kamikazesatellite2830 Год назад +9

      @@FilbieTron I hope you don't eat italian/mexican/thai/chinese/japanese/etc. food. I hope you don't drink tea/coffee/wine/etc. I hope you don't pray to any foreign go. That would be "cultural appropriation" according to you.

  • @cliostronk2667
    @cliostronk2667 3 года назад +1971

    Love Paul Sinha's description of Henry VIII

    • @cannibalbananas
      @cannibalbananas 3 года назад +30

      yes, me too

    • @smileyhippo106
      @smileyhippo106 3 года назад +66

      Absolutely spot on

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 3 года назад +37

      Is he wrong though??? No he is not!

    • @Wmoore1
      @Wmoore1 3 года назад +4

      Because you're dense as hell. Yes.. yes he was wrong.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 3 года назад +57

      @@Wmoore1 Upon reading your other comments made on this channel, you sound real fun to be around. 🙄

  • @Gossamaggs
    @Gossamaggs 2 года назад +62

    I'm incredibly impressed by Paul's ability to keep calm during the team tasks. If I were in his place, I don't know who would make me burst into tears first, Lou or Iain.

  • @auntlynnie
    @auntlynnie 3 года назад +179

    Paul’s, “Fourth place, get in!” celebration at 21:00 was hysterical!

  • @Safinitzine
    @Safinitzine 3 года назад +635

    Task: Throw Lou and Iain in an arena with random team tasks and bet on how long before they strangle each other. Closest win.

    • @tacobell4743
      @tacobell4743 3 года назад +17

      25 seconds

    • @addiemiller9677
      @addiemiller9677 3 года назад +2

      @@tacobell4743 I bet 10 seconds...

    • @BradGreer
      @BradGreer 3 года назад +18

      She wasn't messing around with that called shot on the back of her jumpsuit. At least as competitive as Iain.

    • @prakashkalluri64
      @prakashkalluri64 3 года назад +18

      @@BradGreer she had a lot of handouts throughout the season though

    • @Matisaro
      @Matisaro 3 года назад +1

      Strangle? My countdown is ttf time to fuck.

  • @JohnSmith-dh8zx
    @JohnSmith-dh8zx Год назад +49

    36:49
    Iain: “Paul is that not incredibly painful”
    Paul: “Unbelievably”
    Damn he really was a legend pushing through this series

  • @jbaby362
    @jbaby362 3 года назад +222

    Paul goes after Greg's neck in such a calm way it literally doesn't rackle him it's so insane to watch

  • @parkashrawat
    @parkashrawat 3 года назад +502

    So Alex just pulled a practical joke on us by deliberately skipping a week just because the title of this episode was "I've been a bit ill".

    • @iurim
      @iurim 3 года назад +50

      Hahaha I didn't think of that

  • @n2442
    @n2442 3 года назад +123

    38:25 If i saw the team of 3 in a cathedral, I'd think "Bloody hell, they're doing an exorcism."

  • @KHQMaster
    @KHQMaster 3 года назад +412

    "Get through a week without Taskmaster. Your time started a week ago."

  • @kcha237
    @kcha237 3 года назад +339

    It's really heartbreaking to know that Paul Sinha is experiencing symptoms of what he would shortly after find out is Parkinson's disease, and a lot of the pain and difficulties he had with his fine motor skills is all related to it. I wish him the best and am glad he has such great people around him.

    • @LordOfDays
      @LordOfDays 3 года назад +6

      I didnt know that

    • @codybasore2747
      @codybasore2747 3 года назад +38

      I saw a comment about this on the first episode of the season and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it :(

    • @Renzsu
      @Renzsu 3 года назад +10

      @@codybasore2747 Yeah same here, hoping for the best for Paul.

    • @aymiewalshe982
      @aymiewalshe982 3 года назад +27

      It makes some of this really hard for me to watch actually. Such big love for him.

    • @codybasore2747
      @codybasore2747 3 года назад +6

      @@aymiewalshe982 same. it genuinely does make me sad as I’m watching 😞

  • @smileyhippo106
    @smileyhippo106 3 года назад +158

    Alex's smile after being called big boy is sending me

  • @jacquesboyadjian9449
    @jacquesboyadjian9449 3 года назад +296

    Alex's dedication not to break character is on another level

    • @KelpTheGreat
      @KelpTheGreat Год назад +3

      Any particular moment in this episode that makes you say this?

  • @TACOGORDITATELEMUNDO
    @TACOGORDITATELEMUNDO 3 года назад +132

    The graceful hunchback ceremony Joe and Sian created reminded me of Hitchhikers guide in a weird way. Very odd but matter of fact. This is just a Tuesday for the hunchback, he’s going to do this again next week.

  • @hammbone4761
    @hammbone4761 3 года назад +170

    Really conjured his James Acaster for that "Baebae."

  • @lilypadgreenish
    @lilypadgreenish 3 года назад +552

    I feel like I've been waiting an eternity for this.

    • @squirrelsgaming9143
      @squirrelsgaming9143 3 года назад +13

      Same. I found this show two weeks ago and already binged through all the episodes, so waiting for the “new” ones to come out is agonizing.

    • @lilypadgreenish
      @lilypadgreenish 3 года назад +3

      @@squirrelsgaming9143 I've been there

    • @missydelcoglin4087
      @missydelcoglin4087 3 года назад +44

      I was honestly afraid they were going to stop uploading them.

    • @arigatuxful
      @arigatuxful 3 года назад +1

      I love it here! x.

    • @melon_grove5694
      @melon_grove5694 3 года назад +3

      I still think whenever this uploads, its thrusday.

  • @Retired_Detective51
    @Retired_Detective51 3 года назад +180

    37:50 “Get up my ass and wiggle”. Best line of the series. I love Greg’s laugh 7 seconds later (38:01) as he processes it in his mind. I haven’t seen him laugh like that since Rhod brought in the picture of his Mom in the bathtub.

    • @Retired_Detective51
      @Retired_Detective51 3 года назад +2

      I don’t understand how Paul can be so book smart yet so dense?? I’ve never seen someone with such opposing ends of that spectrum. It’s quite baffling, yet fascinating. Could you imagine if Daisy was on his team? She would have killed him. Paul kindness grants him leniency. If he was a prick the panel would absolutely destroy him.

    • @mackenziedesire7515
      @mackenziedesire7515 3 года назад +28

      ​@@Retired_Detective51 To be fair, Paul was dealing with a lot of medical issues during the filming, so I think that probably slowed him down. That said, I also know two people in my personal life who are both incredibly book smart but constantly prove denser than pound cake when it comes to simple, common knowledge stuff. While away at college, my sister stood waiting for a long line of cars to move so she could cross the street. A solid 2 or 3 minutes later she realized they were parked. And yet she was one of the highest in her graduating class of HS after only having been in the U.S./learning English for around 4.5 years. People are strange. So, so strange.

    • @Retired_Detective51
      @Retired_Detective51 3 года назад +6

      @@mackenziedesire7515 interesting. Thanks for taking the time to share that with me.

    • @kribz4576
      @kribz4576 7 месяцев назад

      She wouldn’t have to ask me twice lol

    • @JohnVanderbeck
      @JohnVanderbeck 6 дней назад

      @@Retired_Detective51 This is actually extremely common in people.

  • @redbeardthepink4809
    @redbeardthepink4809 3 года назад +107

    "The popping candy was lovely, but it had a lot of burnt porn" I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yellow6409
    @yellow6409 3 года назад +148

    i completely lost it when joe missed the banana in the bin

  • @del_eris
    @del_eris 3 года назад +125

    39:11 Did Iain say, "Hi, Daddy" to Greg or am I hallucinating

    • @NvyMelody
      @NvyMelody 3 года назад +16

      I Was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else caught it! Hahahaa

    • @spongebuddy009
      @spongebuddy009 3 года назад +13

      I replayed that part like 6 times trying to see who said it and I figured it must be Iain 😂

  • @uliana_dovbakh
    @uliana_dovbakh 3 года назад +110

    Something about Ian and Alex snorting cheese dust through celery stick just made me tear up with laughter

  • @dizzysic66
    @dizzysic66 3 года назад +271

    "Get up my ass and wriggle!"
    - tattoo idea, song title, definitely needs to be on a t-shirt

    • @tacobell4743
      @tacobell4743 3 года назад +9

      If you get that as a tattoo I’d have mad respect for you

    • @dickbutt8314
      @dickbutt8314 3 года назад +10

      Not band name, but debut album name for sure.

    • @slake9727
      @slake9727 2 года назад +2

      @@tacobell4743 Tramp Stamp

  • @Old_meg
    @Old_meg 2 года назад +56

    Lou crawling away on the ground like that compared to Sian and Joe looking like freaking nosfuratu crossing the grounds made me wheeze that was too funny

  • @leighanimal9
    @leighanimal9 3 года назад +61

    Joe's slow walk with the boots on had me in tears

  • @meghnavergis7827
    @meghnavergis7827 3 года назад +76

    Good lord the centipede task was the best thing I've seen all day. I have no clue why but the word "wiggle" just elicits such an immediate response of laughter

  • @celestialgutter
    @celestialgutter 2 года назад +31

    😄
    Alex: Have you ever chipped a tooth, Joe?
    Joe: I did actually knock out this tooth, uh..mucking around on a ferry.
    Sian: Bryan?
    Joe: It was Bryan Ferry.

  • @Edowulf
    @Edowulf 3 года назад +66

    Joe's little hand sticking up during that banana task sent me

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 3 года назад +35

    Lool Alex's reaction to 'big boy' at 15:45 is hilarious. I swear Half of the reason I watch this series is to ship Alex and Greg's bromance.

  • @stambayheere1283
    @stambayheere1283 3 года назад +66

    Don't be embarrassed that you like glitter and Princesses, Sian! You can like whatever you like and nobody can tell you otherwise!

  • @graymalkin7645
    @graymalkin7645 3 года назад +235

    The one-person task had me cry-laughing so hard I could barely breathe.

    • @algae0
      @algae0 3 года назад +9

      me too!! I was trying to be quiet and was wheezing with tears in my eyes

    • @carissatzeng8717
      @carissatzeng8717 3 года назад +4

      best task of this whole series in my opinion!

  • @1492irina
    @1492irina 3 года назад +32

    I find it very sweet how Alex's voice immediately changes on "don't hurt yourself". Out of Taskmaster mode, into "someone's hubby" mode

  • @kittycattt93
    @kittycattt93 2 года назад +96

    Pauls's take on Henry VIII was so on point! Love him!

    • @the_gask6070
      @the_gask6070 2 года назад +10

      yeah, succint and to the point with no ambiguity. Very well done.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Год назад +2

      very virtue signally

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne Год назад +3

      @@yourmum69_420 what does that mean?

  • @Δημήτρης-λ6δ
    @Δημήτρης-λ6δ 3 года назад +45

    Sian and Joe walking to the bin slowly, as if no one understood yet we are two people walking behind each other so let's not break the illusion.

  • @PtylerBeats
    @PtylerBeats 3 года назад +63

    “Paul, you need to get in between Lou’s legs.”
    “Face down or face up?”

    • @harrygato2582
      @harrygato2582 3 года назад +1

      I’m guessing he was thinking about his shoulder rather than in, you know.

    • @harrygato2582
      @harrygato2582 3 года назад

      *um

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 3 года назад +593

    Don't post one weekly episode and witness the absolute panic of half a million people...

    • @Soloman_Gumball
      @Soloman_Gumball 3 года назад +60

      If they upload like 5 full episodes in a day in the future, I fear the British are attacking the US and trying to distract us while they attack.

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 3 года назад +16

      @@Soloman_Gumball this is a legitimate concern.

    • @theguyyouheardabout6658
      @theguyyouheardabout6658 3 года назад +52

      Man they changed to Wednesday and I was fine then they didnt post and I thought ok maybe they are going back to Thursdays, then Thursday hit and nothing and I was like maybe friday... That was the day i almost lost my mind...

    • @xaostek
      @xaostek 3 года назад +17

      I actually hope they do space out the episode uploads like this from now onwards. That way we can at least delay the inevitable day we run out of episodes.

    • @sbogamergtaminecrat
      @sbogamergtaminecrat 3 года назад +12

      @@xaostek u can delay it even longer by watching along with the podcast

  • @mcshark13
    @mcshark13 3 года назад +95

    Greg is getting generous with his points this season.

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager 3 года назад +3

      Season 8 is a quite low scoring season, though. Only season with less points up to this series (adapted to a 10 episode format) is season 1.

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 2 года назад +5

      Seriously - 3 points for smelly eggs?

    • @tensugarcubes
      @tensugarcubes Год назад +2

      i thought this said Greg was getting dangerous with his pants and i was so worried about what that could possibly mean

  • @Captain_Blue_Beard
    @Captain_Blue_Beard 2 года назад +19

    I love Joe Just uses the Corridor like the Room of requirement and just Yells into the Void

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 3 года назад +46

    15:33
    "If I may interject _bebe_ "
    Aaaaaaannnnddd this is what we missed for a whole damn week.

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 3 года назад +75

    Iain was once described as dysfunctionally competitive and omg it's incredible

  • @masoudnazemi4280
    @masoudnazemi4280 3 года назад +192

    "I've got a law degree"
    that's the scariest thing about this series

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 3 года назад +22

    "Jazz? or razz?"
    "Clunge?"
    Solid banter, lads.

  • @singenstattatmen5096
    @singenstattatmen5096 3 года назад +18

    26:30 Can we just appreciate this historic moment wherein the Taskmaster'S ASSISTANT did the actual scoring of a Task?! Wowee! 😱

  • @maccruickshank9160
    @maccruickshank9160 3 года назад +44

    0:51 here we get to see Iain pretend to having been doing the little finger game for the laughs, and not just been completely in his own little world

  • @k_tubbs
    @k_tubbs 3 года назад +13

    Just sian and Joe just slowly moving in silence juxtaposed by the chaos of the 3 human centiped-ing and yelling at each other. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @UrsaMajorPrime
    @UrsaMajorPrime 3 года назад +23

    I work in international logistics, and this last month has been quite literally hell frozen over on earth. If the uploader was delayed due all the weather in Europe and America - I sincerely hope that you and yours are well and sound. My team has been putting in 60+ hour weeks combating this mess; and while I doubt we were involved in any fashion getting this episode to the fans, I can certainly understand the delay - it was serendipity that this came around the first night I haven't had to start early. Thank you!

  • @KillJedicTV
    @KillJedicTV 3 года назад +129

    Now I can stop crying, thank you

    • @algae0
      @algae0 3 года назад +2

      yes! But I was crying from laughing during move as one person task part II

  • @Andy-ru2eb
    @Andy-ru2eb 2 года назад +20

    I don’t want to die without seeing David Tennant and Mae Martin in this show. The absolute chaos their minds are would be perfect Taskmaster material!

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 года назад +2

      Well Georgia Tennant is now a cast member on The Horne Section TV Show so maybe the subject might come up between Alex and David.

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 2 года назад +4

      You got your wish for S15 - Mae Martin was just announced!

    • @Andy-ru2eb
      @Andy-ru2eb 2 года назад

      @@krashd I didn't know that, it would be so awesome if it happened!

    • @Andy-ru2eb
      @Andy-ru2eb 2 года назад

      @@somethingelse9176 OMG I haven't seen the announcement yet but you just made me really happy!

    • @rachelbuckingham
      @rachelbuckingham Год назад +2

      Hope you're loving Mae!

  • @justin.d.whitehead
    @justin.d.whitehead 3 года назад +36

    STAPLE GUN?! Staple gun.

  • @CrystalisQ
    @CrystalisQ 3 года назад +33

    So this is going to be random AF but thank you so MUCH for letting us know that dentists do botox Sian Gibson! I drive past a little cluster of businesses that share an electronic sign and it advertises botox, but the businesses were only a dentist, foot doc, and scrubs sales. I desperately wanted to know who did the botox!

  • @christopherbenner7516
    @christopherbenner7516 3 года назад +78

    For the ball bouncing task, it would have been good to put the ball in the dryer and let it go for 15 minutes, open the door quickly and scoop it with the bucket.

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 2 года назад +18

      Noel Fielding applauds you

    • @_Thorondor
      @_Thorondor 2 года назад +2

      That is genius

    • @herminbean
      @herminbean Год назад +6

      I can see that backfiring, but in a funny way. A lot of those machines lock completely until the cycle finishes, so I can see the person freaking out trying to open it as the timer counts down

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess Год назад +1

      ohhh, that would be beautiful... would most enjoy seeing Iain deal with that I think

  • @andrewchilds2704
    @andrewchilds2704 3 года назад +5

    7:53 I just really appreciate Sian Gibson’s straight-forward approach to immediately jump in, and I don’t think she gets enough credit for it. Sure her first try didn’t work out, but you’ll never know until you try.

  • @anonymuspumpkin6709
    @anonymuspumpkin6709 3 года назад +22

    paul talking about henri viii was the coolest thing

  • @zombiepete
    @zombiepete 3 года назад +13

    "I've learned more about myself on this show than I would have liked."
    I feel that, Ian.

  • @Agnes.Nutter
    @Agnes.Nutter 3 года назад +37

    Final task: weren't they supposed to not touch the bowls and plates that they'd already stacked? Several of them did, including Lou

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 3 года назад +3

      Sian did right away. Lots of cheating

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 2 года назад +1

      I wonder if it meant they couldn't reuse ones that already fell off, but if so that would be a weird way to phrase it

  • @indoorfishy
    @indoorfishy 3 года назад +86

    I loved Paul’s commentary about Henry VIII

  • @IncomingGame23
    @IncomingGame23 3 года назад +6

    I paused that as soon as Alex held his hand up, and literally googled "Taskmaster, what is wrong with Alex's hands", and it didnt come up with anything. Had I kept watching the show would have just told me he was born with marshmallow fingers. Patience is a virtue.

  • @the_luggage
    @the_luggage 3 года назад +12

    Watching the three of them try to crawl together as one to place the banana skin in the bin was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the show! These five have really grown on me 😁

  • @leviz7244
    @leviz7244 3 года назад +26

    this team task, from beginning to catastrophic end, is one of my favorite taskmaster moments of all time.

  • @TP1988
    @TP1988 2 года назад +22

    The happiness in “I’ve got a law degree!” never fails to make me crease up

  • @Kuskavak
    @Kuskavak 3 года назад +46

    Oh god the 2nd part of the team task is an absolute beauty
    I can´t stop laughing at the carnage

  • @MA-gk6rf
    @MA-gk6rf 3 года назад +35

    I can stop checking my RUclips subscriptions every 2 minutes now

  • @AccioCharlie
    @AccioCharlie 3 года назад +11

    "Yyyeeess. It's part of the way we do thiings."
    Doing everything like a smooth hunchbacked saint from now on.

  • @marsmech
    @marsmech 3 года назад +17

    The should i be face up or face down on Lou question killed me?

  • @remi6408
    @remi6408 3 года назад +18

    Lol that “be one person” task had me cry laughing

  • @tessarobins2451
    @tessarobins2451 3 года назад +23

    I wouldn't worry Iain, the "sangwich" pronunciation is very common in Scotland, particularly Glasgow (can't remember if he's from Glasgow or Edinburgh). I'm speaking as a Glaswegian.
    I can't, on the other hand, vouch for "clrisps"

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 года назад

      It may be Irish blood, parts of Ireland refer to a ham sandwich as a hang sandwich.

  • @theMull90
    @theMull90 3 года назад +10

    Considering Paul was diagnosed with Parkinsons within a year or two of this show, it really does explain the slow movements and general lack of ability in the physical exercises. But also, it shows how fucking hard he tried in most of the tasks, for example the human centipede as he was crawling along the ground . That must have been so hard for him given he basically had parkinsons or early onset of it at that time.

  • @lovelyghosh301
    @lovelyghosh301 3 года назад +42

    Iain's "Babeehh" was such a James Acaster thing😂

  • @rebelske
    @rebelske 3 года назад +11

    I think I have never seen Joe so happy as during that teamtask

  • @lillianb8762
    @lillianb8762 3 года назад +10

    "Get up my arse and wriggle." I am WHEEZING.

  • @yellow6409
    @yellow6409 3 года назад +9

    36:31 has definitely become one of my favorite moments of the entire series

  • @theyruinedyoutubeagain
    @theyruinedyoutubeagain 10 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that Paul laughs and enjoys everything is so endearing. Always love it when the participants love the show (even while clearly suffering lmao)

  • @patrickedwards4157
    @patrickedwards4157 3 года назад +48

    Thank you! A week off is 2 weeks too many 😂

  • @erinr650
    @erinr650 2 года назад +12

    Paul's beautifully concise description of Henry VIII was amazing.

  • @navtektv
    @navtektv 3 года назад +6

    Alex's face after Greg calls him Big Boy is.... 😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😁😁😁

  • @alefaria
    @alefaria 3 года назад +15

    Greg is in such a good mood this ep. I like it.

  • @bicarbonat1
    @bicarbonat1 3 года назад +12

    Paul Sinha's mini-takedown of Henry VIII was exquisite

  • @Specter8608
    @Specter8608 3 года назад +146

    I’ve checked for this more then I’d like to admit 👍

    • @Oltoir
      @Oltoir 3 года назад +1

      RIGHT

    • @pamelaaugustinus7401
      @pamelaaugustinus7401 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @eclecticjon1019
      @eclecticjon1019 3 года назад +1

      Me too. Lol

    • @kunaltolani1248
      @kunaltolani1248 3 года назад +1

      I, for one, have no shame in admitting that I've checked for this at least a million times even after having watched it a couple of times already.

  • @imscott7
    @imscott7 3 года назад +79

    I had to watch a rom-com and almost got a divorce last week... this week should go much better now. Thanks.

  • @madisonmallett5956
    @madisonmallett5956 3 года назад +21

    "it says on the instructions-" "the task it's called the task"

  • @missbizy
    @missbizy 2 года назад +9

    I remember wondering why Joe gets typecast so often... now I realize that's just Joe. He's absolutely precious. lol.