The End of Toilet Paper | Toto Washlet Technology
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
- This Tech Wednesday we discuss America's obsession with toilet paper and why it's outdated. With products like Tushy and the Toto Washlet Bidet, people can go months using just one roll of TP. We address time savings, comfort, and having cleaner private parts. We review the Toto S550E a high-end washlet that has so many features it should be on everyone's top 10 wish list. We discuss some of the good and bad and explain all of the features.
#Toiletpaper #tech #comedy
#doneonadell
Index:
00:00 - 1:05 Intro - RUclips Culture Shock
1:05 - 3:00 What is a Bidet and Washlet
3:00 - 4:08 Choosing a Bidet
4:08 - 8:12 All Features and Remote Control
8:12 - 11:30 Installation, Good and Bad 
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He’s taking this review more seriously than the Chevy Equinox lol
As it should be.
Butt cleanliness is no laughing matter.
Imagine you're going down on your lady and your eyes encounter residual toilet paper bits and even less savory stuff... Ha! Now you're taking this... shit seriously!
Its way more exciting.
This will be the video that revolutionizes America's bung hole!
Because Toto is removing shit from our lives while Chevy keeps making it.
I died laughing when he ran over the median at Arby’s 😂😂
4 wheelin in the Arby's parking lot! Lmao,...
When you gotta go you gotta go.
Ofroad life yo!
Talk about the 99th percentile off-road usage.
So who wrote the comment then?
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SEASHELLS!!!
😂😂
maybe he needs help with either sly or sandra bullock LMAO
Dinosaur.
haha so what my first thought was!
As early as 1993, the great TP crisis was already predicted
I would love to see this in a Shoppe with Scott Turbowski.
Scott Turdowski
Let's get this thing on the lift...
Looks tough
He would be down for this kind of rear end action.
I wouldn't lol
I honestly never once thought I'd sit through a review of a bidet, yet I'm glad I did.
You'll be even gladder if you buy one.
Life changing.
I want one so badly lol.
My life changed the night I went into a casino in Seoul, South Korea. It was the first time I ever saw a toilet with a bidet, heated toilet seat, and air dryer. My fellow military men and I of course made fun of it. Then quickly headed back to the casino floor. However after losing a decent amount of money I had the casino bring me a nice traditional Korean dinner. Of course, my American gutter pallet stomach couldn’t take it and my only hope was the explosive discharge I was about to put into that toilet. I used it for all it was worth, the heat, the water pulsating, the air dry. My god, it’s all I think about it. Sent chills up my spine then, and still does. You never forget your first warm pulse of water up your anus, and it consumes you wanting more. I highly recommend a bidet.
"your first warm pulse of water up your anus" ? I'm guessing Navy?
tedmich if I was Navy, it wouldn’t have been my first.
@@tedmich Hahahahaha....😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😄😅
So true, shout out to Sasebo and Yokosuka!
I'm guessing Marines :-) if so you guys are nuts. I once had this 6'5 black marine at Airborne school convince me a 5'10 white kid to use his military ID at the bar when I was 19. Shockingly, he was right, it actually worked.
When I go to Japan, I spend half the time I'm there in the hotel washroom. Now you understand why.
Didnt know japanese food gave you diarrhea
@@MrPensiveThinker Solid Diarrhea when I was there. Full power spray 3 times a day at least for 7 days.
@@PiroFyre guess your stomach is just not used to healthy food
PiroFyre is it diarrhoea if it’s solid?
@@hb1949 Nope lol.
Toto: I've blessed the stains down in underpants 🎶
cheruzaleming underrated 😂😂😂
Awesome!! Your are outstandingly punny!!
Toto has other really neat features beside the bidet: 1.) Their own extremely smooth enamel finish.
Nothing can adhere to it, so it virtually never needs cleaning.
2.)Cyclonic flush ports.
Maximum bowl evacuation using absolute minimum amount of water.
3.) Top of line model designed by reknowned artist. Look amazing.
(something I've never said about any other toilet)
Toto is a great company. Great video.
The child support is late
“For which kid” lol 😂
Trayvon. Hilarious!
"If you don't have genitalia, chances are you have a rectum"
Savagely PC :D
I really debated on even commenting on this one lol. First...this is the same man that got me into my Lexus RC F (In love with that thing by the way) and second the intro lmao. The hashtags at the bottom to the curb at Arby's. And then a damn bidet review. I have a love/hate relationship with you sir lmao. Love the channel!
Any Arby's meme style deserves a thumbs up, always!
Condolences on the RC F, unless you came from a Yugo.
@@machtschnell7452 It’s a great vehicle
3:07. Matt Moreman has entered the chat with a $4,000 hose, coil reel, purifier and pressure regulator package.
Finally a The definitive Washlet review, Toto will need to pay you big time for this
I doubt it, most Americans would rather have a granite toilet than installing a bidet.
@@Vision33r Speak for yourself!! This American wants a bidet lol.
I have a Hello Tushy bidet and i love it, best birthday gift ever! -Yuri
I bet you like the more aggressive settings
This is the second one for the basement bat. ruclips.net/user/postUgkxOuLt8IL_GxhhaK8DBuKEL-zV0UJVpWZn , works great
This video reminds me that I truly miss watching your videos while taking my 20-30 minute shits at work.
tubemember21 - So it’s *YOU* who’s always in there for so long, huh? 😂
@@drivedb7 😂
My boss makes a dollar I make a dime, thats why I poop on company time
This product would of been great to collaborate with Mr. Regular of RCR.
Maybe the old Mr. R, like the Dodge Avenger Mr. R
Joseph Furey BROWN
The Kia Stinger.... Where he unleashes his Bidet rant
No Google Assistant integration, no deal
😂😂
Alexa, spray my ass xD
Google, you know how I like it. Oooh.
And just like that, RUclips is giving me a literal million ads for toilet technology. Thanks a lot.
Hilarious how you described the anatomical-based adjustments.
I have one of these washlets, and wholeheartedly agree with you - best $1k ever spent. Let the hoarders hoard.
Never thought I'd let a computer wash my ass. I was wrong! I live in Japan for 2 years now and enjoy my automatic toilet a lot. The lid opens when I enter the bathroom, the seat raises with a press of a button. Do Your business on a warm seat get washed and dried, pull up Your pants and walk away. The thing flushes, cleans and closes itself. I don't touch a thing. Still wash my hands though out of habit.
That's a good habit to keep, obviously. I'm envious you live in Japan tho.
How does it flush? I didn't catch that part on the video.
@@deedieducati2272 it depends on the model of toilet you get. There’s an upgraded package to install an auto flush kit, retroactively. I don’t think this works if using the seat as an add-on to a non-Toto toilet.
Thanks Mark. This was the first 4k video I've been blessed to see on my new TV. Errant fecal matter has never looked so good!
There is being a stellar car reviewer, and then there’s being such a phenomenal reviewer that you can create a captivating review of a stand-alone ass sprayer. Good god.
Looks promising but lack of 34” touchscreen is dealbreaker. Need vertical mounted plasma on lid
For those without power outlets, I've been happy with a basic model that has a mechanical valve and no heaters. The water is warm enough because it's room temperature from sitting in the pipe. For drying, I just use a small amount of toilet paper, less than without a bidet.
Also, it only cost $100 Canadian at Costco, which is around $67 US.
Questioner there were mechanical ones on amazon for twenty until covid19 drove them out of stock. Downside though is some need cleaning or have crap in various crevices. Going premium does help.
@@QuickQuips, I have no experience with the Amazon units so cannot comment on them, but do know the Brondell Ecoseat I bought has a self cleaning mode that rinses the nozzle before and after use (depending how fast you turn the valve). Here's a link to the manufacturer's website:
www.brondell.com/swash-ecoseat-s101-bidet-toilet-seat/
The premium is worth it. You don’t think heated makes a difference until you actually use it. Treat yourself, you won’t regret it.
I really love bidets, got to use them when I was in Japan and I wish we had them hear I felt so much cleaner and relaxed. Heated seats, heated ass blaster, a nice noise for privacy when you shit.
Ironically this came up while I was on the toilet.
I went to Japan for 2 weeks last year and ever since coming back to the states i feel like a caveman using a peasant toilet, this is the future for sure
I'm a simple man. I see a savage goose, I upvote.
I love this channel.
That ending was brutal.
“They’re years ahead of us”: Homer Simpson visits Japan
Marcus Cicero hey, dad’s on TV!
@@clarencetaylor7455 AAAGGGHHH!!!#!
We bought two simple ones to try. Wish I'd bought one years ago. I hate pooping anywhere else now.
I've got a $20 bidet from Amazon that's been working great the last several years. Compared to the Toto it's the 1996 Civic LX of the bidet world.
It looks like Mr. Geese took those “I could watch you review anything” comments too seriously lmao. For real though this video is great
Shut up wiping-simp.
11:33 OMG that outro
Is that a young mr. savagegeese, and the backstory of how he clogged the toilet? ? 😂😂😂
wtf was that and why would you record and save that
Mark needs to explain this
this is why i am subscribed to this channel
I had one of these installed in my house about a year ago. I suffer from advanced arthritis and the Washlet's ergonomic design makes going to the bathroom much easier. My toilet paper usage has been reduced by about 95%.
jesus christ that ending... Sir Goose must be into some pretty freaky stuff.
We moved into a new construction home a year ago and specifically negotiated having a GFI installed in the master bath so that we could get a Neorest installed. Once you use one of these it is transformative.
Good vid brother
Why is my wife always on the toilet and the water bill so high? Now I know👍
You have just blown away all other automotive RUclipsrs. Well done sir.
I lived in Japan for a year and these toilets are one of the most amazing thing ever. Eazy, quick, hygienic and saves paper and water.I just cannot understand why they haven't gained popularity in Europe yet.
europeans must be afraid of getting their asses wet or something
The only amazing thing is that more people don’t have these. The first time I used a washlet was in 2005 and it changed my life.
Took a week vacation in Japan and went to Tokyo, Kyoto, etc. It was great. All the hotels I went to had bidets. It took me a few days to get used to them but I quickly found myself using them all the time. Came back home and I just felt like a dirty peasant without one. Bought a cheapo $60 unit to attached to my already existing toilet and I feel clean again. It took me just a few days before I said "I can't live without one now" to get my own. It may not have heated seats nor a hot air blower but man do I feel so much better wiping a wet ass instead of a shitty ass.
The office building I worked at for a couple of years leased out the first floor to Toto (it was their south Florida HQ, I guess) and they outfitted the lobby bathrooms completely. We'd all go downstairs to use them rather than use our own private office bathrooms, they were that good. The weirdest part was the parties Toto would occasionally throw in the evening - they'd hire models, catering, musicians, etc., it was a typical, glamorous, PR event. For toilets. So...yeah, very Florida.
Bidets are like finding out you need eye glasses and trying them on for the first time. The only regret you'll have is not having purchased one earlier and also like some people are saying, you'll feel less clean when having to use a restroom without a bidet. If you're hesitant about getting a 1200 dollar model, go for a BioBidet of something from your local Costco. You can return it if you don't like. :X
I can imagine calling customer service to explain why your self cleaning toilet isn’t working. The conversation would start, well I was taking a shit and.😂
for the skeptics....do you wipe your dirty dishes and put them away? ...or do you wash them, dry them...and put them away.,,,
The Toto print ad showed a pair of muddy hands and asked, "Would you clean this mess with a paper towel?".
a less subtle approach... ruclips.net/video/T605zGunD34/видео.html
The intro and outro,....pure gold man. Excellent and informative vid -- I see one or more of these in my future.
At least he wasn't live-streaming
Just installed Toto K300 and looking up something quick about it, saw my favorite American car reviewer review one-up model 😁. Next level quality-of-life upgrade for sure!
props to you sir for making this hole review without laughing once, I'm sure there is blooper reel somewhere. LOL.
i saw.. i clicked... then headed to the comments section... did not disappoint LMAO
Very advanced model, this is great. I have the $350 C100 though and for me, it’s the perfect balance. Heated seat and water, dryer, front/rear wash, and oscillation/pulsation. Control panel on the side instead of a remote. Wonderful product.
Bidet users have been enlightened.
I've been to the two Toto factories in the Atlanta GA area. Being a sucker for factories and making stuff, it was really cool seeing how all their fixtures and products are made.
I like how in depth he went on into these devices lol. As a fair warning, these might not reduce your tp usage as much as he implies. Your mileage may vary. I've lived in Japan for a while and I actually brought 2 TOTO washlets back to the US. Most models except the top of the line one's like his, don't have a drying function. Even when they do they mostly don't work so well. I end up having to use tp to dry off after. Granted my nether regions get sparkly clean, it's worth it for me. BTW those worried about nasty back spray, TOTO washlets with UV and electrolyzed water keep the wand super clean. You will have to clean the toilet bowl and surrounding area more often due to back spray though.
Got 2 in my house. Your a savage if you don't have one.
My only regret was not getting it sooner.
Not as savage as one who doesn't know the correct "your" to use 😑
Same, we got a cold water $50 version and then....now we have two. Great for after sex for madame or for the kids who are casual about cleaning. Visit Japan if you want to try this out. The 550e is the one to get but the basic C200 or whatever it is at Costco is great too.
I have owned a Toto A100 Washlet for over five years. It is the base model, no remote or air dry but most everything else and $319.00 on Amazon. Very pleased, I have 3 baths only one has a washlet installed, I will walk down a flight of stairs to use it. Useful for a person with mobility issues. Savage did his excellent review without snickering, good job. Since this is primarily an automobile review site I will call the Toto A100 Washlet the Miata of bidet toilet seats.
Just awesome. The geese is finally clean. Having traveled to Asia for work dozens of times, I can attest to the amazingness of the Bidet/washlet. Many hotels have this standard. I'd say, if you choose to get one, get one with the stainless steel guns. They stay cleaner.
Love the tech Wednesday's. Thanks for posting. Great review
Terrific video, what I like is no stupid jokes, they get very annoying. I finally found a kitchen & bath showroom in my town where I could actually see, touch, etc. a toto C5 and ask as many questions that I wanted. There is a six week wait right now but I haven't committed yet. I've watched a million videos, went to as many websites and I have to say that I like yours the best. Just hanging around on the couch talking. Your style is refreshing, thank you.
Got one the moment I came home from Japan over a decade ago, haven't looked back. Haven't needed to, they clean you better than smearing tp around
Over the past 20 years, I've only been buying Toto Drake toilets 8:32 wherever I move. Back in the 90's I read an article about how several landlords in LA public housing used TOTO to avoid dealing with clogs by tenants. They have a smooth larger diameter bend to help with that. And the BEST FEATURE: the Toto flush is so effective yet so splashless, I can literally keep flushing crap down the drain while I'm still sitting on the bowl!
People think “how can you review a car , a car is a car , just drive it “ I thought this about reviewing a toilet , but you seen realize it’s much like cars. You can buy a toilet based off power of flush , the water consumption, how long it last , ETC. interesting.
So, I could have this or a high mileage Aztek. Tough call.
Kip Amore why not put a bidet in your high mileage aztek?
Or a high mileage bidet.
It has changed my life, the heated feature is🔥🔥🔥 but tp is still necessary the dryer isn't sufficient...pay Becky that $$$
I do think the concept of cleaning your poopy butt with a DRY towel is insanity. Bidets really deserve more love, especially in the US. What this Toto unit really needs a giant unresponsive touchscreen that needs 30 seconds to boot up before it lifts the seat. Subaru and Honda could help them with that.
Seeing that plastic wrap on the toilet reminds me of evil pranks from college days!
You're growth on RUclips will be great with these videos. I love how the subtle humor from car videos translates to these
We got a Toto Washlet because a family member had a stroke needed help in the bathroom. He's a younger man and this automated Washlet has been godsend in that it gives him independence. If you're veteran with a disability, the VA will buy one of these for you.
I love your humor. You are absolutely hilarious. Thank you for making these videos!!
My wife is japanese. And all of her relatives have these in their bathrooms. They are just common. I agree, you set on one of these, and you are like, where can I get one, and I dont care how much it cost. And, the retractable pipe, actually will self clean, and you can actually manually clean it. Its been very very hygenic. More than toilet paper.
Kudos for this review.
This is great bro , do more of this and keep the opening scenes love them
Thanks for the review, watched it twice then ordered one off of amazon. Looking forward to breaking it in properly!!
I'm wondering how to attach this to my carseat and what the reactions will be when I go the to market. Social distance will not be a problem when they see this in the parking lot at Trader Joe's or Krogers. I know I will get a thumbs up when Gretchen Whitmer sees this.
Not at all. You will be socially isolated just like the guy whacking off in his car at Trader Joe's.
*Is there an optional brush attachment for this? Asking for a friend..*
Fiber or wire?
This was so much more serious than I was expecting from savagegeese
There's something strangely satisfying about starting a bidet review with a mention of a vehicle called a "TRD".
You're the last person I expect a bidet review from 😂. That said, you've done this as well as your car reviews!
Fantastic video, much needed here in North America. If a bird shits on your head, would you smeer it off with paper or wouldn't you make sure that you wash it off with water thoroughly. Men, have pride and be clean
Man I thought this was a late April Fools vid lol
Bought it. Found the Toto S550e on amazon for $1100. Thanks Geese!
Does the heater run constantly or you have to activate it?. And if you have to activate it, how long does it take to heat up?
Its always on like an on demand system with thermostat.
So I'm into cars and an IT person as well. I also was looking at the TOTO washlets this week.
Mark, are we related??
Came for a humorous video about a bidet, stayed for a legitimately informative review about said bidet. And now I think I’m about to spend 1200 dollars on one...
Life didnt prepare me for that ending 😬, the first two mins alone got me lmao
Definitely not silly. I discovered the bidet first in Paris 20 years ago when I just stared at it and laughed but more recently after back surgery when it was impossible to wipe my a** I was forced into having one. These are the single greatest invention ever and I agree with you that I have no idea why they haven’t caught on in America. On second thought I really can because I watch the news so I know that we aren’t the brightest country in the world so never mind then. I guess I do know why they haven’t caught on. Excellent review.
This kind of humor is why I was attracted to savagegeese in the first place many years ago. Quality stuff.
I’d rather watch SG talk about toilets than address anything important
I'm confident this channel actually chronicles one man's descent into insanity and we're all here along for the ride. Really, at it's best savagegeese is a channel about probably the most in-depth car reviews RUclips offers. At it's weirdest it's a channel about a man who is excited about his Civic, screams at imaginary kids in his Chrysler Pacifica and discusses technology that wipes his ass.
does this one auto open the lid when you walk up?
When I requested you review asses I meant it differently
I've seen many of your videos but this might be your best
Do you know if this will fit on my PT cruiser ?
Thanks for your review. Is your Toto Washlet still working properly?
I used a washlet about 6 years ago and it changed my life.
Ever time I visit Japan I look forward more than usual to taking a dump. LOVE Toto.