Tiana's Bayou Adventure Already BROKEN: Fire Alarms, Evacuations, Louis Lockjawed -- Dis DISASTER!
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2024
- Tiana's Bayou Adventure Already BROKEN: Fire Alarms, Evacuations, Louis Lockjawed -- Dis DISASTER!
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You can't make this stuff up. The WORST Disney Parks attraction redo and opening in the history of the company. This makes Test Track's one-year delay look flawless.
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I thought they kept the ride as is and merely changed the characters. How did they screw up bad enough that it doesn't run now?
Partially thinking they messed something up but what seems most likely is splash was an old ride, it was beloved by fans but not by the people paying for it physically. The lack of maintenance for about a year prior to closure, no use in a year, and absolutely no budget for actual maintenance is what brings us here. It’s like on a car disregarding your maintenance till everything’s falling apart and then you send it out for a fresh coat of paint on the outside that happens to take a year. Sure looks new, but the mechanicals are needing a small fortune.
Because this is _modern-day Disney_ we're talking about. They literally can't do _anything_ anymore without screwing it up.
@@lifequest7453 Correction: Theming has *_EVERYTHING_* to do with the ride. The re-theming necessitated the entire restructuring of the ride from top to bottom, beginning to end, from the pacing, the "story" structure, the placement of musical numbers throughout the ride-experience, the extreme difficulty involved in trying to adapt the film-story to a ride-experience it was never intended for, and finally the dubious/questionable (not to mention unnecessary & unasked-for) need to re-theme the attraction in the first place. So to reiterate: Theming has *_EVERYTHING_* to do with the ride. You literally cannot separate the two.
I’m a person of color. Black people don’t like Disneyland. Never did. Just look at all the past videos . Manny rides we call it. Magic mountain is happening.
@@MrPGC137 Then why is the Ride portion the exact SAME as on SPLASH MOUNTAIN???? They tampered with the controls andnow they get their deserts. Thank you
“It cost a lot to look this cheap.”
- Dolly Parton
Truer statement was never made. 😂 except everyone LOVES Dolly. Not so much with this.
But people wanted to see Dolly's animatronics. 😆
Same could be said for their recent films. Ant Man 3, GotG 3, and The Marvels were all $200M+ films yet looked like garbage.
Dolly Parton’s quotes being so real again 😂
I said, "I give it a week." I wasn't expecting it to break in hours! 😂 This is advanced failure!!
DEI-sneyland
it got the zippity-doo-dah curse cause there's no longer a zip-a-dee-a day anymore
walt is angry beyond the grave even more.
Yeah. Like they can claim “Hey! We’re the biggest losers!” 😂😂
It's actually impressive.
Yes, advanced failure….something Disney has become very good at!
Disney has turned everyone's favorite laughing place into a laughing stock! Dumbest move they have EVER made!
Absolutely true! They took a perfect ride that was a solid revenue driver and destroyed it.
And they've made a LOT
And that’s saying a lot for a company where dumb decisions are legion.
No it's a smart move. The elites who do the social engineering are trolling you. They are aware of what they've done. It's symbolic like removing Confederate monuments.
@@chickenlittle2206 Disney would never do that. Because they will never admit failure.
Tiana doesn't look like a princess. She belongs on the Indiana Jones ride.
looks more like a field hand and they ended up doing the racism they attack so desperately. that is no princes, she is Tiana the field hand of a salt dome
Lol it looks like she just finished her shift as a Jungle Cruise skipper.
She looks like Dora the Explorer
"Hahaha! You so funny, Doctah Jones!"
Splash Mountain, 33-34 years old when it was shut down. Still worked.
Brand new ride, broken from the start.
More proof that modern Disney sucks.
It isn’t a brand new ride, right? Is it just expensively reskinned?
The pixie dusters are a bit quiet about it despite constantly saying Splash Mountain was closed because it was falling apart.
Got to go to Splash Mountain a few weeks before they shut it down, and you could tell that they stopped doing proper maintenance on the ride for a while.
@@SF-wm7zf Did they? A pity. But not surprising. But it still worked for at least a couple decades and this new one with brand new stuff and supposedly the best engineers in the business and they can't get anything to work. Whether it be failing to maintain the old stuff or make the new stuff properly, it comes down to a lack of care. And Disney just doesn't give a crap about anything any more.
@@SF-wm7zfAnd even then When I rode it. Only thing that didn’t work… Million dollar hopping Br’er Rabbit, and Br’er Bear and Fox at the end stuck in the briar patch. That was it. Rode it 11 times two weeks before closing. Oh yeah and the boat not rocking I think the Zip-A-Dee Lady. 11 times. Two weeks before the final closing day. Not a single stop not a single Br’er Bear and Fox causing trouble upstream message. Nothing. So “this is Splash Mountain’s track” is not a valid excuse!
Nice to see Br'er Rabbit is still up to his old tricks. 🤭
🥰
Splash Mountain - Designed by Imagineers. Tiana's IP Bayou - Designed by DEI hire activists.
This is the truest statement I have read in a long while.
Also, DEI = Didn’t Earn It
Disney gonna kill off whistle blowers like Boeing
I was arguing with a pixie duster and they pulled the whole "Splash Mt is racist and you are racist for liking it", they even went so far as to say Walt was racist. This is Bob Iger's people, who he has hired, cultivated as customers (although in reality they are not), and who push HIS agenda. This all goes back to 2 Shower Bob.
You should have told them Bob won't give them free passes no matter how hard they try to suck his...shower curtain rod.
99% of the people that call "Song of the South" racist...have never even seen the movie!!! They call it "racist" because they believe they SUPPOSED to think it's racist.
These people are brainwashed that everything is racist now. Erase history and everything else. Why all this kind of thinking is happening now is weird.
How was Splash Mountain racist ? I never understood their problem with it. Stories based on traditional African folklore, I thought. With great music. A black actor (who was awesome!!), and didn’t he win an Oscar ? Why do they want to erase all that ? The music for this ride is standard forgettable background music.
@@sorbabaric1 - Yes,...exactly. +1
Cursed for disrespecting Walt Disney's legacy. Will remain cursed until Bob Iger's corpse is tossed into the Briar Patch.
This is a fully unhinged thing to say in response to a ride at an amusement park. Hate the ride, that's fine. Hate the idea behind it, that's fine too. But you're suggesting we should murder someone. Get a grip. And a life. And some perspective.
@@MW-jy1sjbro. The op is making a joke calm down. Dont take everything so literally.
@@user-ry3vy1ee4k Typically jokes don't need to be explained. And are funny.
@MW-jy1sj idk 106 ppl and i seen to have understood it was a jab at disney in a mocking dark humor way. Just because you didnt find it funny doesnt mean it wasnt a joke aimed at ppl who understand. Maybe you need to adjust to the fact that not all jokes are meant for all audiences.
@@user-ry3vy1ee4k Or maybe ya'll care way too much about this log flume ride and your "conservative values."
The dumbest comment I saw online was, "Splash Mountain didn't have a story either. Stop." SAY WHAT NOW?
That’s when you know they never rode the ride
@@triciaizzo4825 I would say to them “And a couple of swaying okra entertains you?”
Technically it didn’t have a story. Since Disney shelved ‘Song of the South’ nobody knew what the ride was based on.
@@Kodachrome40 They didn’t know what it was based on, but a fox and a bear trying to catch a rabbit is pretty easy to understand.
The problem with TBA is that nothing really happens. It basically starts off with Tiana saying “Let’s go invite some critters to our celebration.” They find a few band of critters, and then that’s it. The most that happens is Mama Odie shrinking you down, but nothing interesting or fun happens there either.
@@triciaizzo4825NO WAY SOMEONE SAID THAT.. JINGLING KEYS COULD ENTERTAIN TBA FANS 😭
it it haunted by the rabbit, fox and the bear in order to get revenge for destroying Splash Mountain!
I hope so
🎶 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay! 🎶
🐰🦊🐻🐦 😢
🎶Mister Blue bird's on my shoulder
It's the truth, it's actual.
Everything is satisfactial
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay🎶
Remember what they say, if it ain’t broken don’t fix it.
also "if you break it, you pay it" and "they don't know how to create, only to destroy"
They say Splash Mountain needed some maintenance. But it seems like they didn't fix anything when they rethemed this.
Sometimes “fixing things” is exactly what breaks them.
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
Yupppp, they tweaked the tuning. When you change the songs and dialogue youre naturally gonna eff with the timing and pace
This new generation of Disney executives really know how to crap away easy money. This ride, Star Wars, Marvel, Pixar, all complete garbage.
Don't forget the Muppets, the rest of Lucasfilm, Disney Channel and Disney Junior. And we can add ESPN too.
Disney spent a $100 million on that? Wow! *TOTAL FAILURE!!*
yea, woke di$ney, IE Bob Igor has something up his back side to do this
I'm starting to think the money they're spending on these attractions...are basically money laundering schemes.
I think they laundered a good chunk of that money.
Tiana's Sewer Plant where floaters have stopped circling..
OH LOLOLOL and go down the chute i the end t the water basin, HAHAHAhahahaha
The spirits are fighting back after what they did to their beloved Splash Mountain!
It's the wrath of Walt.
@@godofzombi Or the wrath of the salt miners entombed in the D tunnels.
It's clear the logs sank, the fire at Disneyland, and now firealarm
Weird to imagine that Tiana’s Bayou will kill MK and The Acolyte will kill Star Wars all in the same month. And yet here we are….
Eh, I don’t think it’ll kill MK. It might sour it a bit for some but it’ll be fine. You’re right about the SW thing though
How exactly will this ride kill the MK?
Fire Bob Iger, Josh D’Amaro, Carmen Smith and Charita Carter and bring back Splash Mountain! 😡
Josh actually was part of Gaurdians Of The Gallexy and that is amazing
Josh is in the safe list
@@CrazyManhog But he also supports TBA too! He must go! 😡
@kylekeller3398 He didn't work with them though I'm sure he's just playing along to not get fired.
@@CrazyManhog Well, I hope he gets fired for some reason, because he’s so woke! 😡
@@kylekeller3398 don’t forget to get Frederick Chambers fired
Disneys pandering is the last straw. Just absolutely shameful.
Fail. No mountains in LA. Should have just created a New, fun and faithful Princess and the Frog attraction. Disney does not care about its customers. Pave over WDW.
Especially with their new expansion they are doing, they could have added something there.
They’re pretending that the not-so-splashy mountain is a salt dome like Avery Island that is at most 150 feet in elevation above the bayous and swamp and salt marsh. That’s really stretching things, but there are actually at least half a dozen of those in Louisiana with Avery Island (not strictly speaking an island but high ground practically surrounded by wetlands and some water) being the most famous. Are they implying that Tiana took over the company that makes Tabasco sauce? I have no idea what those people think of all this.
I think that Avery Island did have a salt mine. I don’t know how miserable it was. Salt mines, at least in cooler climates, aren’t that bad, with nearly constant mild temperatures more like those in caves. Some are used for long-term storage of documents. Of course, a fake salt mine at Disney could be quite uncomfortable.
Splash Mountain was a labor of love and top engineering. It requires loving maintenance. This shows that the core of the parks are now starting to rot. The original people who designed Disneyland / Disney World were Walt’s original teams he used in animation and movie making. Their ingenuity flowed downstream into the parks. There was a pedigree of excellence. With the trash their movie studios is producing, did no one think that trash would flow downstream to the parks?
Exactly correct and it breaks my heart because I don't think it's going to change. The Disney company we once knew may be gone for good. 😔
Well as I grew up with walts parks, his creations were tied with Walt Disney animations, were fun and everyone enjoyed it.
The di$ney management began cashing in, and then the parks began to fade, just a bit, and it got worse.
Then it became obvious, that the di$ney execs were riding on the coat tales of the fame of the existing attractions, nothing new was becoming popular.
It was unnerving when di$ney began to buy out their competition. BUT they messed up when they told them they had to create in the mind of IGOR, it all began to fail.
With IGOR plan to buy POPULAR IP's and create a di$ney version to take over the entertainment industry, they should have had people that were creative that could do it, they didn't.
I suppose, sending an army of Pixie Dusters out to defend dI$ney was a plan, but it too failed as di$ney turned its back on them too.
The Galactic Star Cruiser, mirroring a failed attempt to retheme our old and loved STAR WARS, was priced to the moon and failed, a short and miserable life.
Trust me when I say I am being NICE here.
NOW the destruction of an iconic ride, SPLASH MOUNTAIN, for what, Tianas Sewage Plant with crappy animatronics. This is a true example of the state of di$ney imagineering.
The only reason anyone will go to this is to get into the Air Con, if it still works for those so breif minutes. This is a big fail and will continue to be until the company changes and comes with new creativity and loses the political messages.
This is an example of the routinization of charisma. It never turns out well.
Why the pantsuit ? She is a pretty princess. Disappointment upon Disappointment. 😞
I am wondering if it is an attempt to show a woman in a power position and as a successful businesswoman instead of a pretty princess. That is kind of the in thing to do now.
@@tfd92 It is. Its stupid. Its been going on for years. Pants on women is the ultimate symbol of feminism.
@@tfd92Pretty misogynistic of Disney to assume that a woman can't be both.
That right Tiana is the Princess of the swamp.
The biggest question here is how a department can fail this much and still have their jobs 😂
They all think alike that's why. Sad 😔
I feel so sorry for some father who gets off that ride and looks at his kids and thinks, "I've got to make this right," only to realize, "the money is all gone. This trip cost too much. I can't put anything right because the money is all gone."
It's a trainwreck. Star Wars hotel proved Disney has no clue. 6 months before Splash Mountain returns.
We can dream
Disney DESTROYED the Splash Mountain animatronics. I doubt the company will spend the money necessary to build new ones; it'll likely tear down the ride and replace it with a "new" attraction.
We'll have to travel to Japan or China, to experience Splash Mountain again.
They might have destroyed all the old anamtromics
Pay attention to the new animatronics vs the old. The old ones were way more complicated. Aside from the main star (who's robot is already breaking down) almost all the other ones are single hinge motors with 1 movement. I don't think modern Disney has the brain power employed anymore that could rebuild.
@@longtsun8286I can maybe see it. If people stick to their guns and not ride this thing in big numbers, I can see Disney panic and decide this isn't worth the hate and lack of paying for a ride people refuse to ride. It depends on the public really. But won't hold my breath a lot of the general public will give in sadly.
Exactly what you expect to happen to Disney’s first DEI compliant attraction
DEI = Didn’t Earn It, Splash’s revenge!
The ghost of James Baskett sends his regards.
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
Every dollar Disney loses, an angel gets its wings
That's NOT even Tiana!!! They took another character face and simply colored it to look like Tiana, but it doesn't. Tiana is pretty with delicate features and a narrower jaw. Where is her beautiful dress? What a mess they've made of this. They should have turned this into Moana instead if they felt they needed to get rid of Splash Mountain.
I swear I thought that was Tiana's mom the first two days I was seeing this information. Wow. I am even more impressed now with how much of a blunder this is.
DEI breaks all
This generation of "imagineers" don't understand the concept of theme parks and that it's not about shoving an IP into a ride. Maelstrom being destroyed for the sake of getting in a current IP is a good example of this failure.
Can you imagine the object sadness Walt Disney would feel seeing what’s being done to his legacy?
The fact you can still see the old red rockwork of Splash from certain angles is awkward. You can’t escape that something else used to be here.
No wonder Tony Baxter ran a mile from this disaster
Dismal Disney’s humiliation is almost there
It's been here! 🤣
Took a #1 world attraction and turned it into the craft store explosion and splash ride.
“Are you ready” has to be one of the best Disney villain songs that has come out in the past 20 years and Disney decided not to include it or Dr. Facilier!! They are insane!
Puts a new meaning to "Go woke, get BROKE"
This might be the biggest blunder in Disney parks history! And I saw DCA 1.0 and Disney Studios Paris on opening day. I'd take Rocket Rods, Light Magic, and even WDW's 50th over this. What an utter disaster. I hope entertainment is ready to carry the weight of Epic Universe. It's the only thing they'll have now to draw 2025 crowds because this certainly will not. I live 5 minutes from the Magic Kingdom and wouldn't waste the gas for this.
The broccoli mountain needs to be covered in cheese!
Eh more like spinach
Cheese, Grommit! Cheese!
No crackers, Gromit! We’ve forgotten the crackers!
_DUN DUN_
There should be giant cans of cheese all around the ride. And squeeze cheese covering the top, yeah. They ruined it
It is currently covered with soy
The Splash Mountain curse is very real, lol. Br’er rabbits still being a prankster.
Curse of Splash Mountain.
Reminder, this is what they destroyed splash mountain for.
Doesn't every girl one day dream of wearing a pantsuit?
What a day to be Disney today. First this, then Acolyte tonight... the Tiana Sewage Plant is surely flowing.
It will get worst
Splash Mountain continues to rebel from the changes
BRO the changed Splash Mountian because they said the song was racist. Then they put in salt mines which is RACIST with slave miners.
I live in Louisiana and this is a complete misrepresentation of the bayous in that state. They didn't even say up the bayou or down the bayou. Not only that, how can you have a bayou in a mountain? Did the imagineers just hang out in the tourist areas of New Orleans? You know there is more to Louisiana then just New Orleans, right? Disney needs to do better they don't even let their people who dress up as Tiana know anything more about Louisiana then Mardi Gra, and the word French quarter. Lastly, why do they all talk like there from Gorgia? No one down here has a Gorgia accent.
The fishing holes in splash mountain felt more like a swamp than this
Yep, don’t know if any mountains in the bayou! 😂
Sounds like some imagineers need to be sent to the salt mines to work.
I don't think it's the imagineers to blame so much as it is management curtailing the budget severely with an insane deadline. After all, the main intention wasn't simply putting in a ride for Princess and the Frog, it was to kill a ride associated with Song of the South purely for optics under initiatives that are already on the way out as Disney hemorrhages money.
not Some, they all lack invention and creation abilities. Is this DEI?
@@lifequest7453 Having just recently started working in creative entertainment projects, this screams too many creative cooks in the kitchen, lack of strong direction, and death by a thousand corporate notes.
Edit: People in large corporations fear reprisal from making basic criticisms, corporations are giving people power who shouldn't have it, the company is hemorrhaging money out of ever nook and cranny. So many things are going wrong.
They’re the ones who are making jackasses out of themselves (if you catch my drift.)
@@SmethwickCouncilmanBint -- Very good thoughts.
The recent "cleansing" of the di$ney ranks cleaned out basically all of the resident (read that as knowledeable and learned) imagineers.
di$ney filled the ranks with entry level pay art students who have no knowledge or experience of any kind.
Pair this up with IGORS dei agenda and everything is tanking.
I dont expect anything good from di$ney until some major management changes are made.
What matters most is Disney has the most diverse team.
😂😂😂😂 woke shit
Too many “dark” spots…empty and boring. They removed over 175 animatronics for 6? Nothing related to story of The Princes and the Frog, except the restaurant…. no villan..no Dr Facilier
Confession time: a month or two ago I joked that one of the animatronics would burst into flames to annoy someone who was blindly supporting the re-theme. If that actually happens, . . . I don't know whether to laugh or worry about what other half joke predictions I've made.
Remember when the “Disney folks” mocked universal for working out the kinks to their NEW ride Hagrid’s ?
*No one would be mocking Disney here if they had built a brand new attraction and had to work out the kinks during previews, but TBA is a seasoned ride with new paint and less moving parts … ouch
Broccoli Hill Louisiana... Where everything woke goes to Sh!T!!!!
Universal should buy Song of the South from Disney. Then convert Dudley Do Right to Splash Mountain, and prove the mouse wrong!!
Omg this is even stupider than i thought it would be, ridiculous
If only I could just snap my fingers and create a Doom-inspired game where Waltz Disney's frozen brain is defrosted, plugged into a demented mecha of some kind and he then goes about clearing the morons out of his company using various objects and relics from past Disney movies as weapons.
Now THAT is an idea
Universal will be testing rides for a year before it opens. Oh how disney has fallen from being #1 sadly.
I will NEVER forget the joy splash mountain gave me
Looks like Brier Rabbit was pissed that Chickapin Hill was changed to a Hobby Lobby thing and just did his antics once again.
Maybe lowing your standards for dei and esg have some dangerous consequences. Who could of thought
Tiana bayous adventure seems to be just another log flume ride. Sure it has some impressive animatronics but why going to Disney if you could ride one at your next door themepark.
I've said the exact same thing.
The animatronic parts obviously came from Chy-nah.
They have that highly admired stamp "Made In Chy-nah"
"They were so preoccupied with the idea that they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." Ian Malcome
An ageless quote.
😂This is what happens when you try to gentrify history.😂
those projections would have been so much cooler if it was the shadow friends on the other side
Nothing says "Bayou" like a tall mountain ._.'
I used to be an annual passholder in California, but as Disney had driven their parks and movies into thr ground, I'll never return to any of the parks. I'm just so damn disappointed.
To be fair, there was nothing mechanically wrong with Disco Yeti. It worked just fine. The infrastructure it was built on was weakening so it had to stop.
There was a malfunction of the arm extension. That arm is extremely heavy. I can't for the life of me understand why they made that guy so HEAVY. The weight of the arm thrust is part of the problem.
But Disco Yeti is about 40 feet up on a long and relatively thin perch. That is a lot of leverage against the cement foundation that Disco is flexing.
The fix isn't easy but part of it will be to remake Disco and cut about 90% of Disco's weight as that is the crux of the problem.
@@lifequest7453I can maybe understand why the yeti could be so heavy, what I don’t understand is how did they not think about the building HOLDING something that heavy. You’d think they would’ve known something that heavy would’ve needed a TON Ps support
@@lifequest7453 Dang, thank you for clarifying. I remember the imagineer dude (can’t remember his name) said it would be near impossible to fix. You’d have to remove the roof and do all this structure work. Maybe they’ll fix it for like one of it’s anniversaries? 🤷🏼♂️
@@DoodleThis Joe Rhodes was in charge I think of Animal Kindom and I think I heard he was directly responsible for the mountain. He was the one talking about the problem to fix it. Glad to help
Disney needs to be sold they obviously can’t do it anymore
I've been saying this right along. The present management keeps going bad idea with bad idea with bad idea. And we get a bonus, they are throwing their political side into it now. If this is understood by "some" people, they are about to lose a lot of guests visits.
Oriental Land Company can buy the American Disney parks. I wouldn't complain.
Elon Musk! Save Disney
I will laugh for a month straight when Universal inevitably buys the empty shell that was once the Magic Kingdom and turns it back into a fun family resort
OH I hope that can happen, I really do. The current Czar and his followers have no idea what they are doing. And the political association is destroying the parks and company.
COME ON UNIVERSAL
I can fix Disney, first of all fire everyone who is running it. Next bring back Family Friendly Parks, not all homosexual ideology, little children don't need to have it shoved down their throats.
Boring snoozefest. No drama or tension before the big drop. Not even a good song to enjoy. Looks something like a Mayan Pyramid reclaimed by the jungle. I say shut it back down and make something more interesting.
Maybe the riders should sing Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah while on the ride, but then they might get thrown out of the park.
Could Alternatively put on water proof headphones and listen to Splash Mountain while riding this thing.
They should have " I got friends on the other side". While doing the uphill and drop
Disney LOVES this ride. Ultimately, this is the ONLY thing that matters to Disney. If you don't like this attraction, Disney will just dismiss you as a "bad person". They will say: "Because you are a bad person, we are justified in not listening to your opinion".
Anyone else notice Tiana looks like Carmen Smith?
You DO realize that, despite what we say or think, this P.O.C. is here to stay? It's been made very evident that Disney doesn’t care what we think or say and isn't about to change. And everybody is gonna ride it once, just to see.
We can still learn from their mistake.
Agree they don’t care. But our family definitely won’t be riding BLM Trash Mountain, strictly out of principle.
They should have done better by Tiana - she deserved her own ride, not this pathetic DEI gesture.
The real Disney spirit is gone unfortunately from Walts company. Sad 😔
di$ney has shown time and time again that they don't give a Tianas Sewage Plant about the guest. They do care about the guest pocket book.
Now that numbers are going down at the parks, they are at least, paying attention, not doing much about it, but they noticed.
The loss of SPLASH MOUNTAIN is going to cost them in ridership and this is going to clog the rest of the parks.
But remember, ole BOB igor is tearing apart Frontier Land and going to remake it as a Tiana Land............
It Tiana Land turns out as bad as Tianas Garden septic plant, NOBODY WILL GO THERE. The rest of the park is going to be flooded with
whatever guest numbers still go to the park.
This whole mess is about to implode on them.
@@davidmacias741only place it still seems to live on is Tokyo Disney only because Disney doesn’t run it,
This is why you don't fix what isn't broken
A ride where giant brown logs floating in sewer brown water shooting out an hole! Disney 2024! This ride is the best example of DEI hires hating themselves, everyone and everything that they themselves did not make. It is offensive and creatively bankrupt! All they needed to do was follow the movie story! with dark ride shadow man stuff and it be 100 times better, but to sacrifice a beloved ride for this? I watched the ride videos and I am shocked how bad it is! Dangle shiny colorful objects in front of a brainless toddler while they giggle and drool. This was Iger's plan. Keep lowering the bar, people will still pay, make excuses and keep lowering the bar. We will teach them to expect less and when they question we will call them names!
The only problem with this thought, is people dont want to ride giant brown logs floating in sewer brown water and be ejected into a sewer bowl at the end.
The parks numbrs are already going down, they didn't need this failure, they needed a hit, but the dei and woke are not able to make a hit with their agenda.
This is the result. Someone needs to take this company over, clean out the "swamp" and get it back on its feet again.
If the Louis animatronic is a reused Ursala animatronic, that may be part of the problem--a worn-out animatronic fell apart.
I remember working at a biotech company in 2010 or 2011 where we were given a training based on the "Disney Difference," which held that the Walt Disney Company was the epitome of a highly functional company in regards to meeting customers' needs and executing excellent customer service. Good times...good times.
Tony Baxter has to be face palming himself. No wonder he backed out of helping wdi over this. Only problem he's still bound by an NDA. Would really love to hear his thoughts on this catastrophie.
If you work in construction, you know how this phase is riddled with issues because of the big push at the end. The problem here is letting people preview it before it was properly tested. If it runs like this when it's actually open, then there's a problem.
They need to get Breadstick Ricky, Roscoe, and Pablo over there. They'll have it fixed in no time.
How dare you deadname Te Fiti’s Bunghole Log Ride!
This needs to be pinned
They made a huge mistake messing with splash mountain. We demand they change it back!! Some of their rethemes work this absolutely does not!
Oh relax they're just showcasing their mind-blowing safety procedures
The pixie dusters are really getting on my nerves 😂 they are constantly not being honest and it shows!
Maybe fire alarms in the background is another nod to DEI and we are not supposed to notice them.
We need an edit of the ride through with a certain ceiling beep included.
Tiana moving around like a wacky waver at a used car lot 🤣🤣🤣
The Curse of Uncle Remus
So they closed the ride, spent millions of dollars on it... then found out they made it worse and broke it. The "NEW" Disney at its best.
Brer Rabbit and the gang up to their old tricks.
Now that Tiana's Bayou is almost fully complete and operational its time to think of Disney's next big project. Turning Cinderella's Castle into Dylan Mulvaney's Castle. Transforming Fronteirland into the problematic slave trading port city of New Orleans and then break ground on whatever might go into the space past Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
Lmfao thanks for keeping it real 😂 so many Disney media fans are kissing up, they’re just fun to peak at the parks see what’s cooking with food.
I lost it when one guy said “oh yea those screens are a nice change” 😂🤧 in the laughing place haha.
I’m dumbfounded why this ride wasn’t turned into a country bear ride, would’ve made so much sense could’ve kept 95% of the animatronics. Tiana deserved her own ride with a modern track, not a re theme over a nearly 40 year old track.
I've seen video of people riding it and IMO its "meh". And it's called "Tiana's Bayou Adventure, so my question is where exactly is the "adventure?" I saw videos screens of the fireflies, and only Tiana, Louis and Mama Odie make an appearance. There were two of my favorite characters that were completely ignored from the movie. Raymond and Dr. Facilier. One of my favorite songs in the cartoon was "Friends on the other side." The "adventure" should have included Tiana facing off against him in some way. Also having spent some time in New Orleans, their representation of the city was underwhelming. Also, you'd think they would actually work out all of the kinks BEFORE it opens. But then again, its Disney we're talking about.
why didn't they just expand the damn park, they have plenty of land and it could have actually looked like a swamp!
Ironic how a retheme based on New Orleans has no soul
Have a family member who is a cast member, their ride made it to the final scene and they were evacuated. They received the popsicle.
"We'll fix it in post!"
"What the hell is post?!"
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid you beat me to it. Hahaha. WHAT'S POST?
Post-production.
@@williamhanna4823 It's a joke. We actually know what post is. You should watch Rifftrax. The "what's post?!" Joke happens a lot. It's terrible movies with dudes who do joke commentary along with it ❤️
DEI hiring at it's best 🤣😂Disney parks are doomed if this is what to expect in the coming years. Universal is going to kill Disney.
La Reina is on the nail with the phrase crap-tastic!