[ASMR] Friendly Fragrance Merchant (soft whispery voice)
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 14 мар 2020
- "Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell."
★═════════════════════════════════★
◄►📸 INSTAGRAM:
/ fredsvoiceasmr
◄►🟦 FACEBOOK:
FredsVoice-1...
◄►🐦TWITTER:
/ fredsvoice
◄►💪🏻 MERCH:
teespring.com/en-GB/stores/fr...
◄►🤝🏻 PATREON:
/ fredsvoice
◄►🤝🏻 PAYPAL:
www.paypal.me/ERUclips
◄►🎁 AMAZON W.L: www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
★═════════════════════════════════★
VISIT MY OTHER CHANNELS:
►SKYMANUNIVERSE - NERDY Star Wars Channel:
/ @skymanuniverse
► ChillFred - AMBIENCE Channel:
/ @chillfred3695
► KnightAdventures - VLOGGING Adventures:
/ @knightadventures7599
★═════════════════════════════════★
My #ASMR Upload Schedule: 🔔
►Sundays: 8:00pm (GMT)
►(Sometimes another on Wednesday/Thursdays 9:00 GMT)
★═════════════════════════════════★
CONTACT ME :
ChillaxFred@gmail.com
I hope you enjoy tonight's video!
FRED 🙌🏻 
Развлечения
![[ASMR] Nicest Personal Fragrance Merchant💦(soft whispery voice)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ru1UNsVkB10/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] Nicest Personal Fragrance Merchant💦(soft whispery voice)](/img/tr.png)
![[ASMR] Friendly Miniature Fragrance Merchant (soft sleepy voice)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AyFy3sqYF0Q/mqdefault.jpg)
![Rude English KEYBOARD Specialist [ASMR]](/img/1.gif)
"That bad odour is definitely you."
me: That's... why i'm here."
Oyster Man *Huzzah, a man of quality*
Ah I see you are a man of quality as well
Oh no I'm not brave enough for confrontation
Ah... yes, the negotiator
I thought showering before putting on a perfume was common knowledge.
“What’s your name? Ok. Alright. I don’t like that name. But... that’s great. I’m still not telling you mine.” Fucking gold.
Yes
Yes?
@@yurmomgay1462 yes.
seY
Who? Cares
Captain America: Thor, distract Thanos!
Thor:
Underrated comment 🤣
@@enileda_rem5719 true
XD
@@enileda_rem5719 underrated comment? This is 124885th comment about Fred being Thor, this shouldn't have any likes.
kezicss Well this is the first time I’ve seen it my bad lol
Theory: Fred is constantly being fired for being rude to customers and that’s why he has so many jobs
I think he finally learned from his mistakes though.
FBI
I don’t know man, he’s been having lots of different jobs lately. Also tell your brother the ATF to go away
Fred should meet Daisy (from Gibi asmr)
It's like that guy from "The Amazing World of Gumball"
But remember that’s just a theory! A Fred Theory!!
Whenever I see ‘friendly’ in the description I become suspicious🤔
lol, i thought same :), thankyou Fred for all you create!♥
I'm slowly learning that lesson
hez an idiot
I went into shock in the beginning because after all of the rude characters I expected a friendly character to be polite
Sus amogus
"FRIENDLY" lmao why did i enjoy getting bullied for almost 50 minutes
When Thor, God of thunder starts doing ASMR...getting bullied is quite preferable and unavoidable. 😂😎😎😝
i mean i’m not judging 👀
@@karthikeyashankar7124 yes
He said friendly not nice😂friendly meaning he's doesn't mind serving you and talking top get you interested
LMAO Best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.
All I wanted was tingles and the God of thunder started telling me I smell bad.
IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT
I love how the character he plays warms up to you when he notices you have money to pay for the higher priced fragrances
When does this happen?
@@ItsTheCheese near the end around the 37:00 minute mark
Just like real life
Once I entered a store in a torn sweat pants and tshirt that had stains. No one served me. The next day I came with a suit and tie and girls were... did you try our new chanel and dior? How about creed? These would fit you perfectly. I didnt buy anything and went to other store. Both both Sauvage and two adg profumo. EDIT: You dont have to believe me but I had issues with that exact store where they were rude, yelling at me and other customers. I am simply sharing experience I had, even if it seems like highly unlikely. Does anything surprise you in todays world?
1:54 he actually low key says it too
"Friendly" *says right into my face that he doesn't like my name*
Every single one of his vids that have "Friendly" is a REG roleplay lol
Gabriel Peterseil you must be new here
How fucking new are you?
I've seen these comments on every "friendly" asmr, you aren't the only who was fooled. But it gets repetitive, seeing this exact comment,, letter to letter.
*rookie*
Is a coincidence that I farted and Fred said what is that horrible smell
Coincidence .... I think NOT!
Is it a coincidence that I was watching this at 9:06 and wanted to watch some ASMR, two scrolls down my homepage Fred popped up?
Bruh this is actually happened to me lol
Half of them r already used
Lmao!!+
Me: *just took a shower*
Fred: "what is that horrible smell?"
Me: 😐
Me too 😢
ur soup sucks
What’s that horrible smell?
The smell of old cologne my friend😁
@@familiarstranger9617 I like soup 🍲
@@jimbothetimbo6790 mm soup
He seems unfriendly but still shows respect and care to a professional degree..
Professionals have standards
I’m on edge, is he friendly or not I can’t tell yet, a minute and a half in
I've seen the entire video and I still can't tell
The first thing he says is that we smell bad xD
@@meganmichelle9246 indeed but honesty is the best policy, so in a way brute honesty is the purest form of kindness even if its hurtful
@@ObviouslyTaxi dude, he told us we smell wack dawg, that isnt a compliment
That’s the jk
Merchant: What is your name?
Me: o.o Fred
Merchant: I don't like that name.
I absolutely love Dan Vs
Shame it got canceled
@@dannydan352 an absolute shame. Wonder who we can take hostage for new seasons..
Hahaha so original
Lollll haha
Ah yes, the three genders:
Smart, upright gentleman
Classy lady
Smelly people
@Cade Johnson *had*
You jest but this just might be the most scientifically accurate statement ever.
Gentlemen use the men's restroom, Ladies use the womens restroom, and everyone else goes *OUTSIDE*
@Central Intelligence Agency Fr..
@@karimadnan2171 you’re talkin mad shit for someone within predator missile range
You should do a part two to this where the person comes back smelling and dressing better
I 2nd this!
@@diamondsandgold1993 I 3rd this!
I like turtles
@@eden0565 4th this
@@interndoug2750 5th this :)
“Friendly”? This seems like a trap.
“What is that awful scent?”
I KNEW IT.
Fred nature: Friendly = Rude
Gracious = Nice
I can name everyone of those bottles as I work in a fragrance shop. Great selection fred 👍
Do you carry Joop? Prada?
nadine what are your top 3 male fragrances?... if you’d care to share 🙂
@@Perktube1 we carry all the joops and we occasionally stock Prada. ☺️
@@jakemitchell3506 Good evening jake, there's so many to choose but if I really had to I'd say I'd pick jean paul gaultier le male, lacoste blanc and hugo boss bottled. Which are your favourites Jake?
@@mustangGTO20 I am buying a couple of your recommendations as I am clueless about cologne and have bought only 2 my whole life.
I love putting Fred's videos in the background when I'm studying and having his rude remarks gently interrupt my focus
😭😭🤣
"You're a wizard Fred"
Fred: "I'm a what?
"A WIZARD"
Fred: 25:20
True
😂
Underrated
dear God
🤣
These friendly ones are my favourite, always look forward to these and am guaranteed a proper nights sleep, thanks Fred
same here :)
Well said... Daddy TV
Whenever I see the word "friendly" on an ASMR video, I immediately think of this channel. Fred always manages to deliver a mixture of egotistical, arrogant, rude and self-absorbed attitude with charm. The man is a genius!
Fred when he made the first word of the title “friendly”: “see i pulled a sneaky on ya”
Oh, Stephan Ross. Always pulling sneakys.
Nobody like it anymore. It’s at the good soldier number
Tiny brain: Perfume Salesman
Big brain: Fragrance Merchant
Or Anglo words v Saxon words
Next episode: Mean English Coronavirus doctor treats you while you're in isolation
Lol nice idea
That would be fun, but I’ve heard rumor that posting about or talking about coronavirus will automatically demonetize your video :(
Definitely need that
Good idea
Yes please...☺️
A fragrance shop that doubles up as a library...
That's a new one
TheBigGeeWhizz maybe he has a fragrance of that “new book” smell
Lieutenant Lettuce oh my god I’d buy that in a heartbeat
But there are lots of books about fragrances! Fragrances is a science so Fred is a professional actually
Gotta make a living somehow!!
@@terra_the_nightingale135 if you truly want a fragrance that smells like books, check out either "Paperback" by Demeter Fragrances, or "Paper" by Commodity Goods.
It’s 11:55 and I have a project due in 5 minutes and I’m just laying on my bed listening to Thor selling me cologne
11:56 right now for me
@@crash8051 1:43am for me
As you should
Fucking mood!
What was your grade?
Nobody:
Fred: I can smell you
why did i read that in morgan freemans voise
@@milesgordon2185 same lol
Who else watched asmr as a joke, but then got addicted to it and can’t sleep without it😂🤦♂️
Yyyup lmao.
It’s like cocaine but beneficial
@@jeffington1224 COCAINE ISNT BENEFICIAL!?!?!!!?!
I've noticed over the years how several You Tube ASMR channels had left completely or reduced the videos, content 💻. Why? Im not sure. Some seemed very wierd or used ASMR to deal with mental, personal issues. They may of come out of it, said; "what the &=□÷ am I doing"?
I can’t wait for the future when youtube figures out how to implement Smell-o-Vision.
I will be bookmarking this video until that idea becomes a reality.
Theory: Fred has to be nice to a*holes so he discharges all his contained anger and judgement on this videos
Porque hablas ingles???
@@an0nimo_p que te importa chamaco pregunton ya duermete
@@an0nimo_p nadie preguntó, chico
Fred gives me older brother vibes, hes rude but also nice and helpful at the same time
That suit coat better mean a Jack Skellington role play at some point Mister Fred
Jack Skellington is American
Fred: "These are all newly opened bottles."
Me*Looking at the almost finished CK Bottle On Right*
There is a lot of him to cover. So newly opened for him is probably 5 minutes at most before it gets consumed by his beard.
Fred: "My name is only avalable to friends"
His Family:
I'd like to give Fred a pat on the back for not only doing such a great job on all his videos but also curing my insomnia with his relaxing voice. I had insomnia for several weeks and Fred helping me fall asleep. Thank you Fred you always make me sleep.
Fred waving those smelling sticks makes him look like a conductor of an orchestra... wait that would be a awesome video for you to do Fred 😁
Me : Ahh a Friendly Roleplay
Also me : why did i expect it to be really friendly?
The longest, chillest roast session in human history
Absolutely phenomenal as usual Fred. Olfactory was always my favorite part of a cranial exam, so any form of 'here, smell this' is very relaxing to me. Thank you for all you do.
20:02 got me laughing instead of sleeping lmao, nice editing
What a coincidence. I've been looking for a perfume shop roleplay for such a long time, but I haven't found one that really hits me. I'm pretty sure though, that your video will give me those tingles. Good night.
Fred: you smell bad
Me: that’s why I’m here🧍♂️
*title says friendly*
Me: "oh finally a nice roleplay."
Fred: *makes rude remarks throughout the video*
This may be the best roleplay yet.
When Thor (Fred) uploads... I click.
I'd love to know what cologne he wears.
Does anyone read cologne as co-log-ne
@@freddo4304 yes I do
I never seem to know any better as I try to sleep to these "friendly" videos only to burst out in laughter every single time.
Please do another one of these!! We all love your work!
"Friendly" fragrance merchant 😂 30 seconds in and he's basically taking the piss out of me and saying I stink 😂
Did we expect anything less? 😆😅
This judgmental European Jesus is “growing on me.”
Leslie Warnell
You say European like you think classing British people as European is acceptable
Ida Seidelin
Most of them were nazis until recently
Microwave
So because they were brainwashed back in WW2, it is unacceptable to class Britain as being European? They are still a part of Europe.
Ida Seidelin
They’re either apart or a part make up your mind
Microwave
I meant a part. A grammar mistake.
Wherever the art of perfume is loved, there is also a love of humanity.
this feels like the talk that i have with my mom when i haven’t doust myself in enough perfume yet
My friend smells exactly how you described, feels weird to be in his shoes ngl
Be a good friend and tell him
Oof
FOY do you have any idea how hard it is to tell someone they smell funny 😂...
@@jakemitchell3506 not hard
@@fenix9463 damn wow
Fred is the King of Asmr, Asmr King Fred!!!!
ALL HAIL KING FRED!!!!!!
NFSMAN50 is your PFP CM Punk’s attire?
God of asmr instead of thunder
Me when I was 5 selling my "potions" I made with shampoo and hand soap 🤣
Videos like this is exactly like how it goes in my head. People I don't have a connection with yet, gives me a compliment. My mind thinks it's sarcasm and followed up by a passive aggressive insult. At least you're still friendly in this video, so that's nice. Also, your voice is amazing and so soothing! It helps me easily to fall asleep
lowkey wanna be a fragrance merchant right about now
Thank you, Fred, for a break from the Covid insanity! Hope everyone is staying healthy and well!
You just THREW me into a flashback of my beauty department years and I’m LOVING IT ❣️
The thing about perfume shops is you don't have to buy anything you can walk in and smell good
“What’s that horrid stench?”
“Oh, hello there”
😂
Fred is the friendliest but only to his friends, to everyone else he is Abrasive ASMR Man! I love your asmr mate, always a winner for getting me to sleep.
I like how throughout the video, he keeps remarking how he may or may not believe we are poor 😂
Fred: Hello there.
Me whispering: General Kenobiiiiiii...
SORRY ITS A REFLEX
Love the star wars community lol
Fred: „What’s your name?“
Me: „Only for friends. And you are definitively not in that category!“
Fred: 😶
Me: Ah, Fred made a new video. Lets see, it is, "[ASMR] Friend-"
Also Me: *ah shit, here we go again*
“Friendly” proceeds to flame you the second you enter the doors
From my own perspective views, your videos about asmr are absolutely wonderful.
Would be cool to do a video where we find out we’re royalty and have a princess diary moment and you teach us how to act like a lord
Fred: Only my friends can use my name
Me: Ok Thor
No no no you got it all wrong his name is admiral Fred he commands a vast fleet in the imperial navy simply known as Fred's fleet his flagship is know as the fred i happen to know because i was once captured by him as a rebel spy the joined his side to crush the rebellion
I like how he gets progressively nicer throughout the video
yoooo why i am laughing more than getting sleepy lmao, this was a great vid fred!
Normal people : ‘aftershave seller ‘
Fred an intellectual : ‘Fragrance merchant’
Normal people? How bout slightly dumb people because (seller) literally is not a word
@@mamajama779 ??
@@mamajama779 Okay so? Just because its not a word, doesn't mean you have to be an absolute bellend and correct him.
@@nnewtongames9233 Correcting someone makes you a bellend? Yikes, lol
@@mamajama779 Except that seller absolutely is a word. From Merriam-Webster Dictionary:
sell·er | \ ˈse-lər
\
Definition of seller
1 : one that offers for sale
“i dont like that name but, th- thats great.. im still not telling you mine”
My gosh,this really gave me tingles
Didn't even think I'd be schooled on where to spray cologne. LOVE your content
fred out here making my want things that i definitely dont need
He sure takes some liberty on defining, “friendly.”
“great.....I don’t like that name.” Lmfao🤣
20:03 i love this zoom in lol
Hello its been 10 months since u where here! Think about what u hace reached in these 10 months and tell me about it hope u are doing well😁
Yo I only need to see this 5 mins and I'm already asleep
I'm actually surprised with how good some of the reviewing of the colognes is haha. Especially since he's being harsh he describes stuff you Normally wouldn't lol. Like the first one being somewhat alcohol smelling and that its a strong long lasting smell lol.
Cara eu durmo em 3 minutos de vídeo mas eu amo o trabalho que vc tem neles hahahaha
I was almost asleep until 18:09 when he sprayed the bottle into the mic but I love it!!!
Friendly or "friendly"?
Yes
Rude Fred was an early proponent of social distancing.
Description made my day
ive watched this 3 nights in a row because ive yet to watch the whole thing before falling asleep
18:09 damn das bass boosted lmaoooo
Reserved for James Bond
A secret weapon
Is it just me or is this friendly shopkeeper much nicer than the others. All in all 5/5 would reccomend to the people I share my name with
lol the humor combined with asmr is great
His voice alone is deep and soothing .
“Friendly”
Me: so is that a nice friendly or mean friendly?
*falls asleep regardless*
It would be sooooo coooll for fred to do another Q and A it would be awsome to know more a bout him 😁
I love being relaxed and roasted at the same time
His voice is actually so good
Fred: all testers are brand new
The 1 million: is empty
Another best ASMR
I mean yes its an Asmr. But how the video is written is just so fucking good holy. I mean i really feel like someone is guiding me. Its not random, he isnt just showing u all the stuff he has. The construction of this video is just awesome ^^
Fred: what is that horrible musk I smell
Me standing there:🧍🏻♂️