I dunno if this is something anyone else wants fred, but I get the distinct desire for a full run through, barber, tailor, perfumer, the whole kit, as sort of preperation for some grand something, a ball or perhaps award ceremony or something of the like, but having all of these people helping us get ready would be so fantastic.
My gf just broke up with me around 2 weeks ago after being together for 8 months. Watching you videos really helps. Youre the only reason i don't literally cry myself to sleep at night. Thank you
girls be girls my man, Women are cruel, BUT seriously why have you not taken dory’s advice to keep swimming? Fish swim away unless you got bait, just putting that out there
i had such a good feeling today would be a new Rude English Barbershop video, and i'm so pleasantly surprised to see a 2 hour long video of my favourite "series" of ASMR from my favourite ASMR channel; thanks for the amazing work as always Fred
Two hours of being insulted by the best barber? Hell yeah! These roasts are sublime, man, fhe ASMR out of this world and the combination: amazing! Two hours as quick as possible. Well I won't complain. Sounds are 😙👌🏻
Absolutely loved this! I was dealing with some anxiety that was heading into a full blown panic attack, I was feeling very overwhelmed…. I took my meds and popped on my headphones and let the magic of ASMR do its thing. The pacing in this one really helped me get relaxed and I was able to doze off here and there, completely avoiding the full blown panic. Thank you, Fred, for these fantastic videos! 💛
This is an epic tour de force ASMR video from Fred. He cares about the content and subscribers. He even cut himself, and he kept going. Cue Salt and Pepper's Whatta Man. 💪
Oh no. I realized this video makes me snort with amusement while relaxing, and isn’t good for “dear god I need to fall asleep fast” nights. Good thing I have other Fred videos for that, as well!!!
Firstly Fred, I love your videos, showing love from South Africa 🇿🇦❤️ and also the sipping of the glass is making me of a possible ASMR wine tasting or maybe a bartender role play for you Keep doing your thing tho Fred, you've never disappointed on this side of the world 💯👑❤️
@@Wiscowheelss Matty is king of comedy zeitgeist is king of overall trigger quality, jojo is king of ✨illusion✨ and gibi is queen of overall role play spread
@@ianschlembach2185 If you want to add two more categories, I personally think that RaffyTaphy is the king of hand sounds and Dong is the king of mouth sounds
In my opinion fred has the best role play with good triggers, zeitgeist is the most creative and tingly with pretty good role plays, and to me jojo is funny with very balanced tingles and roleplays
Dude im writing this before i fall asleep but dude your going to make me sleep😮 also bro has a gold version of my dads necklace also eney one else notice he looks somewhat like all the picures in the back 😅
Hi Fred, I discovered you recently and I have to say that your videos have helped me more than many other ASMR artists. After watching this one though, I just have to ask…do you follow the Norse Pantheon, or is your pendant a fan service for everyone that has probably said you look and sound like Thor? Either way, I love it!
After the beginning of this video I think a video with just you pretending to read a newspaper, sometimes inaudible, with sounds of you flipping the pages would be really nice.
Great advertisements/info on that crispy crinkly newspaper. Nice and tingly. We get insults for two hours with our favorite 'drinking' barber. I'm ready for whatever may happen here.🩸✂️🩹 And then it did. You can't rush art. I wouldn't think of it Sir. Wait. Eucalyptus and gunpowder?! That's a great line.😂 Hilarious and far-fetched bonkers. I like it!! Such relaxing sounds. Hair clippers. Phone call. The steam hiss. Shaving cream. Thank you Fred. We appreciate you and all of your time and hard work.💙💈💙
I dunno if this is something anyone else wants fred, but I get the distinct desire for a full run through, barber, tailor, perfumer, the whole kit, as sort of preperation for some grand something, a ball or perhaps award ceremony or something of the like, but having all of these people helping us get ready would be so fantastic.
I would watch this
Could be a compilation series type of thing.
all happening on a plane with the joker and some star wars characters appearing
Some sort of crossover
You want the full valet experiences. You want Woodhouse from Archer.
3:00 "No offense taken I hope? A little bit? That's just too bad" Lmao, love it.
2 HOURS?? WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS OMG FREDDDD
Say to REG we want a quick haircut
@@aljan6 donker
Two hours of haircut ASMR? We are truly blessed! Thanks Fred!
He’s very good
Literally thor asmr
I can say this with full confidence that Fred is honestly the best ASMR person who I've watched and listened to.
So far
Yes
yes
It's so relaxing
Watch madeinfrance asmr specifically the John wick one thank me later
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮j😮muuum
😢😢ui
I love that lord farquaad has become a driving force in freds asmr universe
It’s the farquaad-verse
My gf just broke up with me around 2 weeks ago after being together for 8 months. Watching you videos really helps. Youre the only reason i don't literally cry myself to sleep at night. Thank you
Damn sorry bro, lost my gf on Valentine’s Day so I can feel you
hope your doing okay! just means there are better people for you :)
It happens man. Be better, self improve and focus on that. And trust me she’ll regret lettin you go🖤
I know this is 4 months later but I can feel u bro I broke up wit mine this summer
girls be girls my man, Women are cruel, BUT seriously why have you not taken dory’s advice to keep swimming? Fish swim away unless you got bait, just putting that out there
‘Is that quite comfortable there for you?’
‘I don’t care’ caught me off guard 😭😭
Fred's asmr is just too good for people's ears
No. This can't be true. 2 hours of this masterful AMSR art. Best timeline!
I hope Fred dose another luxury train bar role play again! That is an all time favorite!!!
I keep trying to watch this whole video but I keep passing out. It's truly a miracle, you are a cure for insomnia, thank you!
It’s been a year and I still haven’t made it the whole way through before falling asleep
"Eucalyptus infused with gunpowder" lol I was in the zone Fred, and you had me cracking up with laughter. 😂
Wow this is true dedication to your craft! 2 hours of this will just be heaven🙏
Fred is every over the top comedic relief character ever made.
That background static style noise doesn't go unheard! Very nice touch.👌
The is for sure my favorite role play video of Fred’s asmr
Already know it’s gonna be 🔥
Yes
I like how when someone wants a good haircut he does it in 20 minutes but when someone wants a quick and easy haircut he takes his time to do it😂
Anything to spite the customer
i had such a good feeling today would be a new Rude English Barbershop video, and i'm so pleasantly surprised to see a 2 hour long video of my favourite "series" of ASMR from my favourite ASMR channel; thanks for the amazing work as always Fred
nice pfp :))
cap
Top-notch ASMR experience as always! Nobody does barbershop role-play better then Fred.
I love your barber shop videos. They are second to none
Two hours of being insulted by the best barber? Hell yeah! These roasts are sublime, man, fhe ASMR out of this world and the combination: amazing!
Two hours as quick as possible.
Well I won't complain.
Sounds are 😙👌🏻
Absolutely loved this! I was dealing with some anxiety that was heading into a full blown panic attack, I was feeling very overwhelmed…. I took my meds and popped on my headphones and let the magic of ASMR do its thing.
The pacing in this one really helped me get relaxed and I was able to doze off here and there, completely avoiding the full blown panic.
Thank you, Fred, for these fantastic videos! 💛
1:42 is a perfect pause moment
Nice! I love your asmr Fred, especially the haircut videos!! Time for another relaxing night
The newspaper is a great addition plz more of it if possible 👍
Fred sheds blood for his videos! I thought it was a joke, but he legit cut his finger in the initial cutting hair stage.
Honestly, the asmr part is top notch but omg the plot of Fred videos are awesome
We need more barbershop videos, they are the best. Another lord farquad one, perhaps?
the part at 1:06:05 where you're talking on the phone is strangely and amazingly tingly. Wouldn't mind seeing a lot more of that.
no it isnt lol
@@ibrahimkabir4359for you anyways
This is an epic tour de force ASMR video from Fred. He cares about the content and subscribers. He even cut himself, and he kept going. Cue Salt and Pepper's Whatta Man. 💪
this guy could just talk and you could count it as asmr, bro's voice is HEAVENLY
We must protect this man with our lives
🫡🫡🫡
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@@thejaygamer 🫡🫡🫡🫡
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I’ve click on the video, and instantly clicked on the like button. Standard practice now for every Fred video. Now to relax. 😊
Thanks Damien
Thanks Damien
@@metalgod2012 lol late😂
Fred from keyboards to legos to barber shops, you can do it all and i can sleep peacefully even signal time!! Thanks for all the videos!
2 hours of pure relaxing haircut.
30:49 When I get a bill through the mail
rs😭
Best ASMR channel for RP videos out there!
I just recently found you and I'm happy and I'm staying thank u for yr hard work im able to sleep peacefully
Love the Pegan Thor's Hammer necklace!
That’s why he’s the GOAT! THE GOAT!
Thank you for being you and sharing!!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️🌸🌸🌸🌸
Oh no. I realized this video makes me snort with amusement while relaxing, and isn’t good for “dear god I need to fall asleep fast” nights. Good thing I have other Fred videos for that, as well!!!
I did not even get to the actual hair cut part before I fall asleep!! Lol
If I'm feeling sick, Fred makes me feel better
I find myself coming back to this one very frequently. Just something about this video in particular is absolutely wonderful.
I already can't wait for the outtakes of this one 😂
Firstly Fred, I love your videos, showing love from South Africa 🇿🇦❤️ and also the sipping of the glass is making me of a possible ASMR wine tasting or maybe a bartender role play for you
Keep doing your thing tho Fred, you've never disappointed on this side of the world 💯👑❤️
Another fellow South African 🇿🇦
Freds just straight out roasting the customer 😂😂😂😂😂
"it's far too valuable for someone like you"
@@Fortunerough913 ❤😂😂
Fred, zeitgeist, and jojo asmr are the three best asmrtists all for different reasons
matty tingles too
@@Wiscowheelss Matty is king of comedy zeitgeist is king of overall trigger quality, jojo is king of ✨illusion✨ and gibi is queen of overall role play spread
@@ianschlembach2185 and Fred is an all-rounder 😮
@@ianschlembach2185 If you want to add two more categories, I personally think that RaffyTaphy is the king of hand sounds and Dong is the king of mouth sounds
In my opinion fred has the best role play with good triggers, zeitgeist is the most creative and tingly with pretty good role plays, and to me jojo is funny with very balanced tingles and roleplays
Best asmr RUclipsr ever always helps me get to sleep
Maybe just me but Fred's videos don't need to be more than 5, 10 minutes, I'm ALWAYS asleep by the 7th minute maxx
My dad is a hairstylist/barber and I can confirm that yes. It takes 2 hours for him to cut my hair but 15 years to find him
You inspire me to work hard and be successful. Thank you 🙏
fred, the best.
Dude im writing this before i fall asleep but dude your going to make me sleep😮 also bro has a gold version of my dads necklace also eney one else notice he looks somewhat like all the picures in the back 😅
Henry Charles Reginald III is probably my favorite character in the Fredverse, even though he’s insanely rude most of the time 😂
The pictures in the backround love it lol
This is why we love Fred✨❤️
Was that the Manscaped newspaper? Excellent choice. I have read it myself
Also caught that and found it funny to see one make an appearance 😂
4:06 oh, youre in a rush? *proceeds to cut hair for 2 hours*
Fred i love your videos. Thanks for the amazing content. Your put so much effort into making your videos relaxing and making them feel real.
Hi Fred,
I discovered you recently and I have to say that your videos have helped me more than many other ASMR artists. After watching this one though, I just have to ask…do you follow the Norse Pantheon, or is your pendant a fan service for everyone that has probably said you look and sound like Thor? Either way, I love it!
This is the first Fred asmr video I've seen
After the beginning of this video I think a video with just you pretending to read a newspaper, sometimes inaudible, with sounds of you flipping the pages would be really nice.
Real Bomboclat badman 🎉🎉keep going Fred
Love that Fred's sipping on Disarrono!😅🤣😂
You are very good at asmr this video was good I came from Brazil
Your videos deserve more attention considering the effort
It’s still the Weekend let’s keep this going! 👏🏼😊
Never felt so roasted/violated and relaxed at the same time 😂😂, keep up the good work tho more vids like this 🎉💯🙌🏆
You're a good man, arthur
fell asleep woke up at 1am with arthur morgan givin me a fresh haircut
Thor ASMR is the best
Great advertisements/info on that crispy crinkly newspaper. Nice and tingly. We get insults for two hours with our favorite 'drinking' barber. I'm ready for whatever may happen here.🩸✂️🩹 And then it did. You can't rush art. I wouldn't think of it Sir. Wait. Eucalyptus and gunpowder?! That's a great line.😂 Hilarious and far-fetched bonkers. I like it!! Such relaxing sounds. Hair clippers. Phone call. The steam hiss. Shaving cream. Thank you Fred. We appreciate you and all of your time and hard work.💙💈💙
“Time is of the essence” proceeds to take 2 hours
Pretty good for the quality he throws out here
Omg Fred 2 hours😭 He hit us with the 😴
Amazing asmr Fred
The sound of the newspaper 😍🤤
Amazing role play
It's super satisfying.
Hilarious using the manscaped newspaper 😂😂😂
ty fred idk why but i fell asleep to this
Love these videos
The pictures in the background are hilarious 😂
I cant tell if the background is green screen or not, but regardless this is the best haircut ASMR out there
I have found myself on Fred for awhile now. He tingles me to death every night
And still no timestamps still amazing
so this is what paradise feels like
this video is so good that when i fell asleep i still heard his voice lol😆
this was a good one Fred
Id love something some 1950's esc, great work!
Thanks a lot Fred
33:20 is my favourite
Fred really does deserve 2mil subs 🥲
fred roasted us while being nice at the same time
Good vibes-
25:28
I was so ready for the “Hello there” 😅
like the video of Fred who loves his mom🥰
Hey fred im a big fan of you will you please do one of these on 360° version
Lets gooooooo 2 hours of fine haircut asmr