You know what the old saying is; Hair is down, merchant frowns; hair is short, he'll be a good sport. I never could figure out what my nana meant by that. Thank you for bringing life to old wisdom, Fred.
He means that when Fred has longer hair in his videos, its generally going to be a rude bartender or rude barber. When he has short hair in a video, it's usually the nicest bartender or nicest barber.
Am I the only person who read the title of this video and my mind automatically thought there would be a miniature Fred selling me oversized fragrances 😂
Nice😂 for me it first sounded like he was selling fragrances spesifically made for table top game miniatures. Tells about how big of a nerd I actually am, I quess😅
The subtle and regal way with which REG positioned his hands to subconsciously flip off the viewer before he even consciously realized they were there is absolutely immaculate
I love when Fred has this pose where it looks like he has "tiny" busy hands and arms because the table is so high. He looks so occupied by all the quick movements he wants to make at once. Thanks for the fantastic AMSR!
Finally! As a fragrance addict, I was so waiting for another one. And its time fo go to bed. Talk about the perfect timing. And I just ordered 150ml of Bleu de Chanel Parfum
This is awesome once more and I once again fell asleep in the middle of it, I don't seem to be able to finish any of your vids T-T I'd love to since they are interesting and so well done but I can't, you're too good with ASMR xD
You're a log fire without the flame. Just logs, on a fire, doing nothing. That's how you need to get warm with someone.🤭😂🤣 I sooo appreciate the creative ways this man comes up with his insults. One after another. Even the golf clap was hilarious. I enjoyed the tapping on the tiny boxes as he moved them around on the table. Exploring the proper methods of fluttering the paper with the scent was key. A true perfume merchant skill. The crinkly bags at the end was fantastic. Great to see you Fred. Thank you for the relaxation and giggles.💚💚
If you are READING this message I WISH you to Recieve whatever it is that you long for, and everything you need. I wish you much love, luck & success in all you do. 🙏🏻❤️
Man I wish there was technology to smell these through the screen lol. I’ve used the Versace Eau Fraiche for a couple of years. I love it and will probably keep using it, but also want to get a few more other colognes too.
Just picked up a bottle of the Eros EDT, wasn’t even considering the difference between the two and now kinda regret it. The scents awesome but only has a normal projection and duration. Def gonna still buy an edp bottle once I’m empty awesome scent.
I’ve been following Fred for like 4 years now atleast. This man is an asmrtist, an absolute salesman if you’d ask me with a plethora of things he sells in his videos and an amazing darn comedian. What a lad! Love this one especially!
Love these style videos. But curious as to why you slid the one cologne away at the end when you were wrapping them FRED, did you bamboosal your client?? I said I wanted ALL ofnthe tiny perfumes we tested.
Fred you really need to do a Sherlock Holmes ASMR complete with pipe smoking and violin props maybe a magnifying glass as well and talk down to us like we viewers are Watson
I love the channel and the characters you create in these videos. I hope I'm not overstepping, but I have a suggestion or two that I think could make your characters/scripts really come to life even more. If you could put more attention into describing WHY you recommend this or that drink, pen, cologne, etc, it would make things so much more engaging and personal. For example, instead of "there are a ton of options here that I think would be very well suited for you," maybe saying, " there are a ton of options here for us to choose from, but you I recommend something more relaxing, like this wine. This is a Malbec from Argentina, which means it is known especially for it's smoothness and relaxing effect." Honestly, even if it's just total BS, I would still love it. Somehow, being more specific and confident about the choices you recommend in this type of video makes things so much more engaging.
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You know what the old saying is;
Hair is down, merchant frowns; hair is short, he'll be a good sport.
I never could figure out what my nana meant by that. Thank you for bringing life to old wisdom, Fred.
what does this mean
@@namesdot7431You know what they say,
Probably something about masculinity being tied to hair length back then.
He means that when Fred has longer hair in his videos, its generally going to be a rude bartender or rude barber. When he has short hair in a video, it's usually the nicest bartender or nicest barber.
Am I the only person who read the title of this video and my mind automatically thought there would be a miniature Fred selling me oversized fragrances 😂
I was kind of hoping for that, actually.
Just a very tiny fragrance merchant selling you a thimble of exotic scents as you pass his miniature store.
But no doubt he would be friendly. That's for sure
No 😂
First place my mind went to.
Nice😂 for me it first sounded like he was selling fragrances spesifically made for table top game miniatures. Tells about how big of a nerd I actually am, I quess😅
The subtle and regal way with which REG positioned his hands to subconsciously flip off the viewer before he even consciously realized they were there is absolutely immaculate
Idk why but the fragrance merchant collection has become my favorite series of videos.
same there so relaxing
Fred your videos just get better and better! As a smaller asmrtist I really appreciate all the hard work you put into this😁
I love when Fred has this pose where it looks like he has "tiny" busy hands and arms because the table is so high. He looks so occupied by all the quick movements he wants to make at once. Thanks for the fantastic AMSR!
I just noticed that. Wow that's good stuff right there.
@😂r
0:08 this is how I feel like when I'm shopping for a new perfume
I love that unless he is wearing the wig, he is still the rude Englishman
This was an absolute masterpiece in sleepy sounds and textures! Well done, Fred.
Fred from the bottom of my heart thank you for bringing these videos to the world
Finally! As a fragrance addict, I was so waiting for another one. And its time fo go to bed. Talk about the perfect timing. And I just ordered 150ml of Bleu de Chanel Parfum
Ive tried to watch this 3 times and I keep falling asleep before the end, doing the job I use asmr for at least.
Great video!
Always love your fragrance content man, thank you and please keep them coming
Your fragrance videos are among my favorite ASMR videos. Thanks for adding to the collection!
Loved this. And obsessed with the tiny fragrance!
I dont know why but these Fragrance/Perfume Videos hit different
This guy is just too funny. Especially when REG drops some extravagant word, I try and include it into my lexicon.
Cheerio.
This is awesome once more and I once again fell asleep in the middle of it, I don't seem to be able to finish any of your vids T-T I'd love to since they are interesting and so well done but I can't, you're too good with ASMR xD
Unique style as always, amazing ❤
You're a log fire without the flame. Just logs, on a fire, doing nothing. That's how you need to get warm with someone.🤭😂🤣 I sooo appreciate the creative ways this man comes up with his insults. One after another. Even the golf clap was hilarious.
I enjoyed the tapping on the tiny boxes as he moved them around on the table. Exploring the proper methods of fluttering the paper with the scent was key. A true perfume merchant skill. The crinkly bags at the end was fantastic. Great to see you Fred. Thank you for the relaxation and giggles.💚💚
As a miniature fragrance collector myself, this video was so fun to watch and really relaxing! ❤
You always never fail to amaze me
Boy these make me so happy. Nice job.
Fred, I swear you could do a video on paint drying, and it would be great. That's how talented you are!
Another absolute banger!
If you are READING this message I WISH you to Recieve whatever it is that you long for, and everything you need. I wish you much love, luck & success in all you do. 🙏🏻❤️
I was there when this Channel was 200k and we were excited to reach 300k , keep going brother
Best types of videos! You snapped! Imagine thor selling colognes😂
Man I wish there was technology to smell these through the screen lol. I’ve used the Versace Eau Fraiche for a couple of years. I love it and will probably keep using it, but also want to get a few more other colognes too.
Woo! Some good ASMR in this one, wasn't expecting that.... Nice. 🍻
i’m a fan of fragrance and i’m also a fan yours and now that i knew you’re into fragrances, i’m now a bigger fan of you!!😂❤
I think Fred is secretly an artist. 👨🎨
Nice little collection. Have one of the OG's and Eros and the flame. The diamonds was driving me nuts cuz I couldn't figure out which one it was.
I knew his voice was going to be good based on his look but holy sh!t I wasn't ready for that 😂
Great asmr fred 🥰
Just picked up a bottle of the Eros EDT, wasn’t even considering the difference between the two and now kinda regret it. The scents awesome but only has a normal projection and duration. Def gonna still buy an edp bottle once I’m empty awesome scent.
No way, I never knew you where on Spotify until today. 😎sick bro
The subtle (yet not-so-subtle) giving of the finger at the beginning. LOL xD
Versace Dylan blue is a very strong contender for the perfect men's "everyday" scent. It just works in all scenarios
My god this guys better at asmr than anyone
Love all your videos Fred!! Your helping me through these chemotherapy treatments thank you so much 😊
Awh good luck!
Damn this voice sounds perfect for a soft spoken asmr vid
Can't believe I got roasted multiple times by this man and was still able to enjoy it somehow 😂
FINALY A Fragrance ASMR
Weird to say, but this is the only channel I'm disappointed when a video doesn't start with a sponsored ad 😂
i could smell it through the screen !
so comfortable
This is so hilarious 😂 they're SO TINNNNYYY 💀💀💀🤣
I’ve been following Fred for like 4 years now atleast. This man is an asmrtist, an absolute salesman if you’d ask me with a plethora of things he sells in his videos and an amazing darn comedian. What a lad! Love this one especially!
I wish Fred would get a camera that focuses for Christmas.
Love the quality of the videos! I would maybe just recommend a fixed focus since its always going from you to your hands when you move hehe :)
Fred is da man !
Tá fazendo sucesso aqui no Brasil 👏
I love how hes about to say something, but remembers he needs to do something
1:22
I feel like thor god of thunder is trying to sell me small perfume-
Did you change your mic or it's just me who feels the audio quality is getting better?
What's the best perfume in these two lacoste red or versace eros
Loki: holding the threads of reality together
Thor: helping me to get sleep and relax
Legendary siblings 🙌 ❤️
Ooo I have the Versace as well😂
0:07 - 0:08
Me, who has done this to my siblings as a joke many times: Now...
thank you bro 👊
"You're like a log fire without the flame, you're just sort of some logs" LOLOLOL
Sounds and looks like Thor😆🤣 love this its so original
Wow, lets begin then ❤
Vídeo incrível parabéns ❤
I like this video 👍🏼
I love that you just hid one and didn’t sell it to him 😂
That cut, right when you where getting frustrated with closing the boxes back up, tells me we'll see this video again in this year's bloopers video
where do you get bottles like that????
Great video
That look after the outro lol
I’m actually curious where you get those😂
Where can i order a set of cologne like this
Fred, where did you buy these miniatures?!?!
Just in time🫡
Marking this as ASMR for no after ads.
Tu debes tener mas suscriptores qur todos los asmr por la calidad de contenido que aces elegante todoo tus videos todos.
Where do they sell them
What’s your favorite cologne Fred
Love these style videos. But curious as to why you slid the one cologne away at the end when you were wrapping them FRED, did you bamboosal your client?? I said I wanted ALL ofnthe tiny perfumes we tested.
Where to buy these mini ones???
😊nice asmr
Hello
Fred you really need to do a Sherlock Holmes ASMR complete with pipe smoking and violin props maybe a magnifying glass as well and talk down to us like we viewers are Watson
🎉🎉excellent 🎉🎉
I love the channel and the characters you create in these videos. I hope I'm not overstepping, but I have a suggestion or two that I think could make your characters/scripts really come to life even more. If you could put more attention into describing WHY you recommend this or that drink, pen, cologne, etc, it would make things so much more engaging and personal.
For example, instead of "there are a ton of options here that I think would be very well suited for you," maybe saying, " there are a ton of options here for us to choose from, but you I recommend something more relaxing, like this wine. This is a Malbec from Argentina, which means it is known especially for it's smoothness and relaxing effect."
Honestly, even if it's just total BS, I would still love it. Somehow, being more specific and confident about the choices you recommend in this type of video makes things so much more engaging.
ahh tingle
9:50 caught me roleplaying along and I had just tossed my imaginary slip towards the floor.
Love how you always play a douchie vendor in every single asmr video that insults his customers lol
Why are there 78k views and only 10 likes??? RUclips messin with the algo again?
Versace Dylan Blue ❤
YES - I like this guy better than the nice one
I do very enjoy your videos so can you just make a viedeo with bags like these little ones?
Please make a series of Rude English Gentleman
Could you please do a Batman roleplay?
My wife asked why I was laughing all the time while I was supposed to fall asleep :)
At least now I know what Gandalf was doing before he became a wizzard.
Jermery Fragrance?
is this the sequel to the last video where we bought the “dark horse” of all perfumes?? 😮😮
Should have known by the hair that friendly meant "friendly"
Ayo tako did u get yo perfumes???
Yeah bro the smell fucking premium! Shout out to my boy Fred