I hate it when comedians have a dead audience! Rob is hilarious and some of the videos I've watched on youtube i was dying laughing and his audience was 😴
I love his humor. It's so easy to listen to haha like hes just talking to some friends and this is stuff he just thinks about daily haha I want to be his friend lol
Can tell he’s just starting out cause of his transitions and delivery but dude is legit funny. I expect to see him in a couple years much more polished
Im still listening to that brain Joke tho... damnnnnnn ... I should be able to leave a damn voice note comment Im laughing so dammmmmnn hard my broda.... when you said you just gave yourself diabetes dont panic ...
@Diamond Bourne it's like getting in a car and complaining that you can only drive it. Do you really wanna be pumping pistons, sucking petrol, kicking with your Flintstone feet? You're not supposed to have 100% control.. Just shut up, drive and enjoy the view, unless you're blind. This a great metaphor
Diamond Bourne here’s some fake news out of John Hopkins university, one of the world’s top research hospitals, agrees with my original statement... you think I made it up? 🤔 hub.jhu.edu/2014/07/24/busting-a-brain-myth/ MRI machines and stuff like that. Maybe it’s a liberal conspiracy 👻
i have diabetes and I use an insulin pump. Every day I mimic the functions of a pancreas by pushing buttons and counting carbs and shit. It is exhausting in case you were wondering.
"Alright, does anyone here know how to work a pancreas" 😭
Move aside, I’m a doctor!
Yoooooo lmfaoooooooooo I died. That was a great joke !!!!!
... Sorry, I broke mine...Alcoholic, you know.!
lol hilarious
“Can you close your mouth?” “I can’t or I’ll die” 😂😂😂😂🤣
That's my brother and me.
Me: can you close your mouth?
He: I'm gonna die
Me: haven't you been living for a long time? 18 is a good age to die.
Why does he look like a pedestrian from Gta 😂😂
😂😂😂😂bruh i dont even play gta but even I find this accurate
@@natinatyoutube Neither do I
@@mattdamon16 😂😂😂well DAMN
This mans an NPC
Love this set and God knows he had a good crowd because so many good comedians have horrible crowds.
I hate it when comedians have a dead audience! Rob is hilarious and some of the videos I've watched on youtube i was dying laughing and his audience was 😴
Yo i haaate that
Good point. That 10% of your brain nonsense is weirdly prolific in popular culture despite having been repeatedly debunked.
His joke encorporated the debunking. Go back to class.
@@nunyadamnbidness2531 Did he say he didn't debunk it? Go back to class
Yeah he was speaking facts
@@nunyadamnbidness2531 you smoke rocks?
Rigoberto McFarlane 🤣🤣
This dude looks like an educated NLE choppa
LMAAOOOO, this is a real underrated comment
Bruhhhh
😭😭😂😂😂
I was bout to post dat
LMAO
I love his humor. It's so easy to listen to haha like hes just talking to some friends and this is stuff he just thinks about daily haha I want to be his friend lol
"You got Chinese in your brain, you just don't know the code"
“Move these surfboards”
mad random
@@chanellenicole7588 maybe cuz it was in a hawaiian resort?
There are surfboards on the stage.
Right lmfao 😂😂😂 😂
@@jermainereyem7635 and they bring their surf board to a wedding like a Beyoncé song?
For shame
For
Shame
I liked this set, wish it was longer
I approve this set!👍
😂😂😂I'm cool with just %10 of my brain. Lol.
I really like Rob every set I see from him is hilarious
That’s was expressive cool and funny
LOVE the fact that he’s clean! God bless him!
2:13 Kamehameha HWY. First time I’ve seen this and I will forever love whatever venue this is.
Rob Haze is funny as hell. Anyone know how to work a pancreas? Hahah
I totally relate to that consecutively getting most improved
Hilarious. Love his delivery.
Need more of this guy!
Him: Breathe in breathe out 🎶 🎼 🎵
Me: trying my You got served dance moves 😂
😂😂😂 how am I the first person to like this ?? That song immediately played in my head
@@Jewelzbabiii 😂
One of my fav upcoming comedians
3:28 That is exactly how my mind works
That was a good set, nice diverse material.
His haircut is everything...
Oh and he funny too 👍🏾
He has great crowd, they are laughing at every noise that he makes! Dope set 🥃
Lmaooooo. As someone who knows Chinese, I appreciate that joke 😄
Yo this kid is funny. He's got it. If he's got an hour worth of shit this funny give him a special!
Yeeeessss New JOKES NEW ORIGINAL... I needed to hear Sir Haze deliver these words the way he does...
Can tell he’s just starting out cause of his transitions and delivery but dude is legit funny. I expect to see him in a couple years much more polished
When did everybody become a critic?
Died when he said "take yo lil 10% & think about chicken biscuits or whatever" 😭😭😭😂💀
0:14 the sad y e a h was too relatable T T
Blown away! Amazing!
Funny guy! Looking forward to seeing more of him.
Junior from Black-is doing comedy now. Congrats young man, you living the dream.
Junior from Black-ish isn’t rob haze, it’s Marcus Scribner.
Sin Vixen was kidding.
This guy is amazing!!!!!!
When he said if he closed his mouth he'd die I fucking dieeeed
As a grownass adult mouthbreather, I feel you.
Im still listening to that brain Joke tho... damnnnnnn ... I should be able to leave a damn voice note comment Im laughing so dammmmmnn hard my broda.... when you said you just gave yourself diabetes dont panic ...
This cat funny af🔥🔥🔥
Brilliant❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
Mouth Breather 😂 Basically he was that Kid From Hey Arnold
Thank you for clearing up the brain percentages. Maybe now people will be satisfied with their 10%.
He’s the best
LMAOOO THIS GUY 😂😂😂😂
He's right about the brain
yea. but movies assume that if we're able to get control of the brain, then we'd be able to handle it to where it's second nature.
He looks like Junior from blackish
The lighting in the background is noice
Great writing.
The brain bit was gold
BREATH IN BREATH OUT 😆
that was so great...and isightfull
I laughed soo hard at this
Bro said chicken biscuits. Now I'm hungry
He look like 95’ jay z
You can really hear the Hannibal influences
He’s funny as hell on Sherman’s Showcase
D. McElroy OmG that is him!!!
I'm laughing my ass off
I love himmmmm what’s his name?
Rob figured out how to get out of weddings for the next 20 year's! Haze naw crystal clear!
Nobody's going to invite him now
It bothers me so much how he just be skipping to the next joke right away, bothers me so much that I love it 😂
WHERE can i get that shirt
This guy kills
Lol I’m def looking up this kid
We use most of our brains pretty regularly, but not constantly so that if we have an injury the less used pathways can relearn important things
We use 100% of brain all the time. If we didn't something would go seriously wrong.
Hilarious
No intro 🎶🎶👂🏾
So true about the brain tho🤣🤣🤣
Blink blink😂😂😂
Cool... the guy actually gave her content.
You use 10% of your brain at a time.
If we used 100%, that would be called a seizure.
This man look like Omen with hair.
Oh he’s good
Depending on your activity, your whole brain lights up in different areas. We use 100% of our brain, just not all the time
He kinda looks like Naomi Smalls out of drag lol
He kinda do
Oliver Salvador omg! 😂 I googled them. You right!
a wise person once told me pray over your food
I argue with my girlfriend a lot about the brain topic.. She is convinced about 15% theory.. She gives me a headache every time
@Diamond Bourne kind of.. Not completely
@Diamond Bourne it's like getting in a car and complaining that you can only drive it. Do you really wanna be pumping pistons, sucking petrol, kicking with your Flintstone feet? You're not supposed to have 100% control.. Just shut up, drive and enjoy the view, unless you're blind. This a great metaphor
I laughed before it even started 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Nigga look like a Walmart brand NLE Choppa... NLE Propella
It’s a myth that we don’t use our entire brains. 😌😉😘
Diamond Bourne here’s some fake news out of John Hopkins university, one of the world’s top research hospitals, agrees with my original statement... you think I made it up? 🤔
hub.jhu.edu/2014/07/24/busting-a-brain-myth/
MRI machines and stuff like that. Maybe it’s a liberal conspiracy 👻
Only in 2019 will someone say, basically “science doesn’t know yet” and then assert their opinion.
What happens on your pc when you are using 100% system memory?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i have diabetes and I use an insulin pump. Every day I mimic the functions of a pancreas by pushing buttons and counting carbs and shit. It is exhausting in case you were wondering.
i thought this was NLE Choppa
smoothe,
informative...kinda geeky...but...Buzzworthy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude dressed like he's from the fresh prince of Bel Air
Have a debate with both VP candidates and then right after both Pres candidates #Vote2020
dude kinda reminds me of hannibal buress
Very flat and dry delivery had me in stitches
🤣😂🤣
Is that the kid that grew from Training Day?
The 10% of your brain but was funny as fuck
he looks like the guy who didnt know how to build a PC and got wrecked online
I'm a mouth breather still
Nle talks a lot like hannibal buress
Hahahaha bro......
Hannibal delivery
Phil V i was looking for this comment while i was considering commenting it
killed
hannibal buress?
This dude looks like a black pencil eraser