If You Interrupt a Wedding, the Speech Better Be Good - Rob Haze

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

Комментарии • 183

  • @AceDramaBeats
    @AceDramaBeats 5 лет назад +821

    "Alright, does anyone here know how to work a pancreas" 😭

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 лет назад +16

      Move aside, I’m a doctor!

    • @o0LoveLove0o
      @o0LoveLove0o 5 лет назад +7

      Yoooooo lmfaoooooooooo I died. That was a great joke !!!!!

    • @explosivefreak666
      @explosivefreak666 5 лет назад +3

      ... Sorry, I broke mine...Alcoholic, you know.!

    • @MToure
      @MToure 4 года назад

      lol hilarious

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 5 лет назад +291

    “Can you close your mouth?” “I can’t or I’ll die” 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @yogurLAPIZ
      @yogurLAPIZ 5 лет назад +5

      That's my brother and me.
      Me: can you close your mouth?
      He: I'm gonna die
      Me: haven't you been living for a long time? 18 is a good age to die.

  • @mattdamon16
    @mattdamon16 5 лет назад +712

    Why does he look like a pedestrian from Gta 😂😂

    • @natinatyoutube
      @natinatyoutube 5 лет назад +21

      😂😂😂😂bruh i dont even play gta but even I find this accurate

    • @mattdamon16
      @mattdamon16 5 лет назад +6

      @@natinatyoutube Neither do I

    • @natinatyoutube
      @natinatyoutube 5 лет назад +7

      @@mattdamon16 😂😂😂well DAMN

    • @xbassausagex
      @xbassausagex 4 года назад +2

      This mans an NPC

  • @ChangedFigure
    @ChangedFigure 5 лет назад +119

    Love this set and God knows he had a good crowd because so many good comedians have horrible crowds.

    • @tiffanyp7670
      @tiffanyp7670 3 года назад +1

      I hate it when comedians have a dead audience! Rob is hilarious and some of the videos I've watched on youtube i was dying laughing and his audience was 😴

    • @TheThirdDaySH
      @TheThirdDaySH 3 года назад

      Yo i haaate that

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 5 лет назад +451

    Good point. That 10% of your brain nonsense is weirdly prolific in popular culture despite having been repeatedly debunked.

    • @nunyadamnbidness2531
      @nunyadamnbidness2531 5 лет назад +9

      His joke encorporated the debunking. Go back to class.

    • @yoma2977
      @yoma2977 5 лет назад +37

      @@nunyadamnbidness2531 Did he say he didn't debunk it? Go back to class

    • @settrender
      @settrender 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah he was speaking facts

    • @Rigoberto1117
      @Rigoberto1117 5 лет назад +7

      @@nunyadamnbidness2531 you smoke rocks?

    • @darealest6399
      @darealest6399 5 лет назад +2

      Rigoberto McFarlane 🤣🤣

  • @cleveo7693
    @cleveo7693 5 лет назад +351

    This dude looks like an educated NLE choppa

  • @hoseokslaughter131
    @hoseokslaughter131 5 лет назад +26

    I love his humor. It's so easy to listen to haha like hes just talking to some friends and this is stuff he just thinks about daily haha I want to be his friend lol

  • @gageabdul
    @gageabdul 4 года назад +65

    "You got Chinese in your brain, you just don't know the code"

  • @Nickeruz
    @Nickeruz 5 лет назад +213

    “Move these surfboards”

    • @chanellenicole7588
      @chanellenicole7588 5 лет назад

      mad random

    • @jermainereyem7635
      @jermainereyem7635 5 лет назад +3

      @@chanellenicole7588 maybe cuz it was in a hawaiian resort?

    • @FooeyMcgooey
      @FooeyMcgooey 5 лет назад +15

      There are surfboards on the stage.

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 5 лет назад

      Right lmfao 😂😂😂 😂

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 5 лет назад

      @@jermainereyem7635 and they bring their surf board to a wedding like a Beyoncé song?
      For shame
      For
      Shame

  • @4everNdeavor
    @4everNdeavor 5 лет назад +53

    I liked this set, wish it was longer

  • @brashton101
    @brashton101 5 лет назад +106

    I approve this set!👍
    😂😂😂I'm cool with just %10 of my brain. Lol.

  • @jonloc8535
    @jonloc8535 5 лет назад +13

    I really like Rob every set I see from him is hilarious

  • @cut-throat3056
    @cut-throat3056 5 лет назад +32

    That’s was expressive cool and funny

  • @melliemel32
    @melliemel32 2 года назад

    LOVE the fact that he’s clean! God bless him!

  • @heroichitsuji
    @heroichitsuji 3 года назад +1

    2:13 Kamehameha HWY. First time I’ve seen this and I will forever love whatever venue this is.

  • @robbriggs5873
    @robbriggs5873 5 лет назад +100

    Rob Haze is funny as hell. Anyone know how to work a pancreas? Hahah

  • @Pinkadot321
    @Pinkadot321 4 года назад +11

    I totally relate to that consecutively getting most improved

  • @stephendverner
    @stephendverner 3 года назад +2

    Hilarious. Love his delivery.

  • @Meekmillan
    @Meekmillan 5 лет назад +6

    Need more of this guy!

  • @cj32pull2
    @cj32pull2 3 года назад +2

    Him: Breathe in breathe out 🎶 🎼 🎵
    Me: trying my You got served dance moves 😂

    • @Jewelzbabiii
      @Jewelzbabiii 3 года назад

      😂😂😂 how am I the first person to like this ?? That song immediately played in my head

    • @cj32pull2
      @cj32pull2 3 года назад

      @@Jewelzbabiii 😂

  • @pregotbeats8023
    @pregotbeats8023 5 лет назад +4

    One of my fav upcoming comedians

  • @DrFreeman-21
    @DrFreeman-21 4 года назад +5

    3:28 That is exactly how my mind works

  • @i90sknd75
    @i90sknd75 5 лет назад +3

    That was a good set, nice diverse material.

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 5 лет назад +3

    His haircut is everything...
    Oh and he funny too 👍🏾

  • @CombatLegsVIDS
    @CombatLegsVIDS 5 лет назад +2

    He has great crowd, they are laughing at every noise that he makes! Dope set 🥃

  • @TheCharzarr
    @TheCharzarr 4 года назад +7

    Lmaooooo. As someone who knows Chinese, I appreciate that joke 😄

  • @straifaces
    @straifaces 5 лет назад +25

    Yo this kid is funny. He's got it. If he's got an hour worth of shit this funny give him a special!

  • @titankiller5790
    @titankiller5790 5 лет назад

    Yeeeessss New JOKES NEW ORIGINAL... I needed to hear Sir Haze deliver these words the way he does...

  • @kevinkirk6276
    @kevinkirk6276 5 лет назад +18

    Can tell he’s just starting out cause of his transitions and delivery but dude is legit funny. I expect to see him in a couple years much more polished

    • @Dogen70
      @Dogen70 4 года назад +6

      When did everybody become a critic?

  • @christypoe4538
    @christypoe4538 3 года назад

    Died when he said "take yo lil 10% & think about chicken biscuits or whatever" 😭😭😭😂💀

  • @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932
    @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932 5 лет назад +1

    0:14 the sad y e a h was too relatable T T

  • @thomasalanjensen9375
    @thomasalanjensen9375 4 года назад

    Blown away! Amazing!

  • @YouHadMeAtMoonPie
    @YouHadMeAtMoonPie 4 года назад

    Funny guy! Looking forward to seeing more of him.

  • @drubert1981
    @drubert1981 4 года назад +1

    Junior from Black-is doing comedy now. Congrats young man, you living the dream.

    • @sinvixen6227
      @sinvixen6227 3 года назад

      Junior from Black-ish isn’t rob haze, it’s Marcus Scribner.

    • @drubert1981
      @drubert1981 3 года назад

      Sin Vixen was kidding.

  • @The7thAdam
    @The7thAdam 5 лет назад +1

    This guy is amazing!!!!!!

  • @AlexaBellaMuerte
    @AlexaBellaMuerte 5 лет назад

    When he said if he closed his mouth he'd die I fucking dieeeed

  • @smalltownteddy
    @smalltownteddy 5 лет назад +24

    As a grownass adult mouthbreather, I feel you.

  • @titankiller5790
    @titankiller5790 5 лет назад +4

    Im still listening to that brain Joke tho... damnnnnnn ... I should be able to leave a damn voice note comment Im laughing so dammmmmnn hard my broda.... when you said you just gave yourself diabetes dont panic ...

  • @aceofspade4258
    @aceofspade4258 5 лет назад +2

    This cat funny af🔥🔥🔥

  • @apriliacess8053
    @apriliacess8053 3 года назад

    Brilliant❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seanc1094
    @seanc1094 4 года назад +1

    Mouth Breather 😂 Basically he was that Kid From Hey Arnold

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 5 лет назад +6

    Thank you for clearing up the brain percentages. Maybe now people will be satisfied with their 10%.

  • @walterjackson-heron4776
    @walterjackson-heron4776 5 лет назад +1

    He’s the best

  • @rohsei
    @rohsei 4 года назад

    LMAOOO THIS GUY 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheSeta012
    @TheSeta012 5 лет назад +52

    He's right about the brain

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 лет назад

      yea. but movies assume that if we're able to get control of the brain, then we'd be able to handle it to where it's second nature.

  • @lovenlight5544
    @lovenlight5544 5 лет назад +20

    He looks like Junior from blackish

  • @abrahamkimu8683
    @abrahamkimu8683 5 лет назад +4

    The lighting in the background is noice

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 5 лет назад +1

    Great writing.

  • @Lollita23
    @Lollita23 4 года назад

    The brain bit was gold

  • @StellaTheBellaa
    @StellaTheBellaa 5 лет назад +2

    BREATH IN BREATH OUT 😆

  • @comicdose6954
    @comicdose6954 4 года назад

    that was so great...and isightfull

  • @DakuMeisterSA
    @DakuMeisterSA 4 года назад

    I laughed soo hard at this

  • @yarguldaman2448
    @yarguldaman2448 3 года назад

    Bro said chicken biscuits. Now I'm hungry

  • @yoyo31390
    @yoyo31390 5 лет назад +9

    He look like 95’ jay z

  • @averymaski1386
    @averymaski1386 4 года назад +1

    You can really hear the Hannibal influences

  • @Mcelly58
    @Mcelly58 5 лет назад +3

    He’s funny as hell on Sherman’s Showcase

    • @JessEnough
      @JessEnough 5 лет назад +1

      D. McElroy OmG that is him!!!

  • @lauraeverett4412
    @lauraeverett4412 2 года назад

    I'm laughing my ass off

  • @jasminejanelle1228
    @jasminejanelle1228 3 года назад

    I love himmmmm what’s his name?

  • @kevinbreslin5718
    @kevinbreslin5718 5 лет назад +9

    Rob figured out how to get out of weddings for the next 20 year's! Haze naw crystal clear!
    Nobody's going to invite him now

  • @GGTaino
    @GGTaino 4 года назад

    It bothers me so much how he just be skipping to the next joke right away, bothers me so much that I love it 😂

  • @LoganWhiteIsAwesome
    @LoganWhiteIsAwesome 5 лет назад +1

    WHERE can i get that shirt

  • @ServingKant42069
    @ServingKant42069 5 лет назад

    This guy kills

  • @VeniceTrojan
    @VeniceTrojan 5 лет назад +1

    Lol I’m def looking up this kid

  • @kiernanfay8960
    @kiernanfay8960 5 лет назад +1

    We use most of our brains pretty regularly, but not constantly so that if we have an injury the less used pathways can relearn important things

    • @johnsnow1749
      @johnsnow1749 5 лет назад

      We use 100% of brain all the time. If we didn't something would go seriously wrong.

  • @sitijones2582
    @sitijones2582 5 лет назад +1

    Hilarious

  • @k7999
    @k7999 3 года назад

    No intro 🎶🎶👂🏾

  • @konteezy203
    @konteezy203 3 года назад

    So true about the brain tho🤣🤣🤣

  • @kholomokolo
    @kholomokolo 5 лет назад +1

    Blink blink😂😂😂

  • @ritikd225
    @ritikd225 4 года назад

    Cool... the guy actually gave her content.

  • @lilsmoisty9822
    @lilsmoisty9822 5 лет назад +5

    You use 10% of your brain at a time.
    If we used 100%, that would be called a seizure.

  • @gunner_rabbit
    @gunner_rabbit 5 лет назад +1

    This man look like Omen with hair.

  • @d-dub-m
    @d-dub-m 5 лет назад +1

    Oh he’s good

  • @t.google1495
    @t.google1495 4 года назад

    Depending on your activity, your whole brain lights up in different areas. We use 100% of our brain, just not all the time

  • @olisal8566
    @olisal8566 5 лет назад +8

    He kinda looks like Naomi Smalls out of drag lol

  • @rsavm8011
    @rsavm8011 5 лет назад

    a wise person once told me pray over your food

  • @CrossSM
    @CrossSM 5 лет назад +3

    I argue with my girlfriend a lot about the brain topic.. She is convinced about 15% theory.. She gives me a headache every time

    • @CrossSM
      @CrossSM 5 лет назад

      @Diamond Bourne kind of.. Not completely

    • @CrossSM
      @CrossSM 5 лет назад +4

      @Diamond Bourne it's like getting in a car and complaining that you can only drive it. Do you really wanna be pumping pistons, sucking petrol, kicking with your Flintstone feet? You're not supposed to have 100% control.. Just shut up, drive and enjoy the view, unless you're blind. This a great metaphor

  • @PrincessBriaPeea
    @PrincessBriaPeea 5 лет назад

    I laughed before it even started 🤣🤣

  • @natetinsley3119
    @natetinsley3119 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 5 лет назад +1

    Nigga look like a Walmart brand NLE Choppa... NLE Propella

  • @keysyun1430
    @keysyun1430 5 лет назад +2

    It’s a myth that we don’t use our entire brains. 😌😉😘

    • @keysyun1430
      @keysyun1430 5 лет назад

      Diamond Bourne here’s some fake news out of John Hopkins university, one of the world’s top research hospitals, agrees with my original statement... you think I made it up? 🤔
      hub.jhu.edu/2014/07/24/busting-a-brain-myth/
      MRI machines and stuff like that. Maybe it’s a liberal conspiracy 👻

    • @keysyun1430
      @keysyun1430 5 лет назад

      Only in 2019 will someone say, basically “science doesn’t know yet” and then assert their opinion.

    • @durangobasics6195
      @durangobasics6195 5 лет назад

      What happens on your pc when you are using 100% system memory?

  • @WEATHERFAMILYWefaComedy
    @WEATHERFAMILYWefaComedy 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Emily-fp9ci
    @Emily-fp9ci 5 лет назад

    i have diabetes and I use an insulin pump. Every day I mimic the functions of a pancreas by pushing buttons and counting carbs and shit. It is exhausting in case you were wondering.

  • @SpicyRectum
    @SpicyRectum 5 лет назад +2

    i thought this was NLE Choppa

  • @priestmorrison6564
    @priestmorrison6564 5 лет назад +2

    smoothe,
    informative...kinda geeky...but...Buzzworthy

  • @raetae1593
    @raetae1593 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juanmoreno3791
    @juanmoreno3791 3 года назад

    This dude dressed like he's from the fresh prince of Bel Air

  • @bobspeltz720
    @bobspeltz720 4 года назад

    Have a debate with both VP candidates and then right after both Pres candidates #Vote2020

  • @owenbryant7715
    @owenbryant7715 3 года назад

    dude kinda reminds me of hannibal buress

  • @abwab-g8n
    @abwab-g8n 2 года назад

    Very flat and dry delivery had me in stitches

  • @bxofficial5413
    @bxofficial5413 4 года назад

    🤣😂🤣

  • @domonicjames137
    @domonicjames137 5 лет назад +1

    Is that the kid that grew from Training Day?

  • @matthewgautier5317
    @matthewgautier5317 5 лет назад

    The 10% of your brain but was funny as fuck

  • @trilldeal5931
    @trilldeal5931 5 лет назад

    he looks like the guy who didnt know how to build a PC and got wrecked online

  • @amadorbullies
    @amadorbullies 5 лет назад +2

    I'm a mouth breather still

  • @Jibin.25
    @Jibin.25 5 лет назад

    Nle talks a lot like hannibal buress

  • @en392
    @en392 5 лет назад

    Hahahaha bro......

  • @PhilV205
    @PhilV205 5 лет назад +4

    Hannibal delivery

    • @byron5451
      @byron5451 5 лет назад

      Phil V i was looking for this comment while i was considering commenting it

  • @bramjondolo
    @bramjondolo 4 года назад

    killed

  • @gasol8680
    @gasol8680 5 лет назад +1

    hannibal buress?

  • @maverickm15
    @maverickm15 5 лет назад

    This dude looks like a black pencil eraser