Oséias Falcão when using a bank card to pay for anything anywhere, either you insert the card to use the chip or simply just swipe. Using the chip is much more secure than swiping the card.
Derek we all have credit/debit cards with a chip on it but, when you go to the register you have to ask "do I insert the chip or do I swipe?" Depending on where you shop some days you have to chip and some days you have to swipe.
Everyone’s laughing at the “ extras in my life w/ no speaking parts”, I like when he said,” be quiet, you’re not in the credits!” Lol that was funny🤣🤣😂😂
The funniest joke ive heard him tell is a joke he has about every country having rectangle flags. Wish he wouldve told it on here. He still did his thing though
@RobHaze Awesome! At my local Home Depot it is just like that with the chip or swipe.....!!!! hahahah if you do he wrong one they are like, "now we have to reboot the system"
"These people are extras in the movie that is my life" lmaoooo so true thoo
what I got from it is "you're not even in the credits" ;)
Jordan Co
Lol!
It's a stolen louis Ck joke look it up
He's talking about how he wants a job where he can sit down, but his current job literally has the word "stand-up" in the job title.
Bill S yes! I noticed that and thought he missed a good opportunity for a good joke there. He was good though
Bill S
Very clever observation.
Bill S kkkkk
He missed an opportunity
Joku Sekou it probably would’ve came off too corny
That was legit funny! That "characters without speaking parts" joke was funny as hell! :D I hope this dude has a great journey to his comedy pinnacle.
"These people are extras in the movie that in my life....but they feel like they have speaking parts.". OMG Dying!!!! 😂😂
“They Remembered My Birthday 🎂 “ 😂😂🙌🏾💯
Wellington Juku 😹
Wellington Juku 😂😂😂
That bit had an awesome build-up.
Them bullies be the real ones. Planning for you and stuff. Making you feel special. 😂
The "speaking parts" joke is so true! Thank You!
The 'speaking parts' joke was hilarious & spot-on. How many of us r hearing opinions we NEVER asked for?
I think he's hilarious. I didn't want him to stop talking..
Catherine Miller neither did i
I went to UGA with this dude. Glad to see him doing well. Funny stuff!
What did he study??
Whaaa?! That's awesome! Go Dawgs!
Omg thats lit 🔥.
Whoa lucky
Wow. I saw this guy perform for an event in my building about 3 years ago. I liked him then and it's so amazing he's here now!!!
He just wanted to sit down, but now he's doing stand-up.
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Rebecca 😭
That's how he got the gig, he had stand up experience.
😭😭😭
Really funny dude. It's hard to do this kind of humor right and he nailed it.
Wtf do you mean this kind of humor? this is basic comedy. there was nothing outstanding about his set.
HILARIOUS!!!
I didn't know who he was until he was on the 85 South Show. He is definitely hilarious! Love it!
Are we chippin or are we swipin? 😂😂😂😂
B K dont they have tap and go in merica?
Sam Pedley yea. Apple Pay and Android Pay
What does it mean?
Oséias Falcão when using a bank card to pay for anything anywhere, either you insert the card to use the chip or simply just swipe. Using the chip is much more secure than swiping the card.
Thank you for the answer. Inserting the card is way more secure
That was awesome! I don't know how he maintained his poker face. I would've cracked up at my own jokes if I was him, lol :)
I loved the "extras in the movie that is my life" bit. Very clever and well said.
''you are an extra in a movie that is my life'' - i'll be using that, lol
"Imma lose my job if one more person swipes."
They really do be acting like that though. This was hilarious.
I love this guy! So relaxed n laid back. Great set❤️
That smirk at 4:00 is hilarious
I love this guy! Would love to see more of him!
I love it when people are dry when they do comedy. It’s like their talking to their selves! It makes it so much more funny!
To be completely honest. Best new comedian I’ve seen in a very long time. ✌🏼
"they fill like they have speaking parts." lol
The best part is listening to Jimmy laugh in the background and seeing his shadow snickering
“You ain’t even in the credits...” oh I am totally using that! 🤣🤣 I love dry humor
😂😂😂 he’s right about the chip or swipe
"Are we chipping or are we swiping?" is real AF 😂😂😂
Lamine Diallo can u elaborate?
Derek we all have credit/debit cards with a chip on it but, when you go to the register you have to ask "do I insert the chip or do I swipe?" Depending on where you shop some days you have to chip and some days you have to swipe.
Lamine Diallo oh I see. I'm from Canada. We just tap the card on a sensor thing lol
He did a good job 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Everyone’s laughing at the “ extras in my life w/ no speaking parts”, I like when he said,” be quiet, you’re not in the credits!” Lol that was funny🤣🤣😂😂
This dude is awesome!
I love this guy, keep up the good work.
MORE Rob Haze!
Hysterical ! This guy is so funny He needs a movie part
Much funnier than I expected
Love him and his delivery
We need more!
I think some of the bullies he was talking about made it to the comments section.
Dezzy Raze least they never made it out of the basement bedroom, their lowly ass's are sitting in
True!
Haha “I’m pro bullying” case out of nowhere this guy funny
That chip/swipe bit at the end is so fg funny because it's so fg true. Wow. Awesome.
“You know bad guys don’t know about the computer chip yet.”😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
"I'm pro-bullying" 😂😂😂
Funniest stand up I've heard in a looooooooooooooong time!
"A movie that is my life"
I knew I'd be a movie star one day. :)
You're just an extra, and we didn't pay you to comment 😛😛😛
Yayyy go Rob. New fan
😂😂😂We chippin' or we swippin'!
Dude is hilarious
Your a real comedian ... my props to you dude... you killing me mannnnnn..... bomboclaat
when he said," They remembered my birth day." i was like, why would you want to bully someone so much that you put a date in your calender.
phenomenal.
Someone give this man a Netflix special!
He did get great response. Funny dude and good delivery
The joke about the chopping one day and swiping the next is spot on😂😂😂😂
This dude is amazing! so funny
The funniest joke ive heard him tell is a joke he has about every country having rectangle flags. Wish he wouldve told it on here. He still did his thing though
Very proud of u cuz 💯💯💯.
Love him!
That was smooth😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Solid material.
Love the chip/swipe bit
I like him. His jokes are super random but it's funny
The trolls in these comments are too thirsty. Dude is funny.
That was gold!!! Hilarious!
Aye he good but why he look like a missing Ball brother....LaRob Ball 😂😂
Daniel Yenegeta Lmao fr tho
Haven't laughed that hard in a while.
85 South Show, ima gone say it first 😎
85SouthShow💯💫
whoa whoa whoa! put the chip in! you gunna blow this whole place up. lolol
Amazing and hilarious!
Very funny i like him
His set was funny😂
I know him. He’s amazing. 😹😻
Good job!!!!!
Omg he was so funny!! I laughed the whole video!
Brilliant!
Amazing 😍
You’re not in the credits😹
He’s hilarious. Real comedian who doesn’t have to rehash the same old stuff.
He has a straight face the whole time which makes it so much funnier
Awesome job!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Because of this, when I'm in America and I go to pay for something, I always ask if they're chipping or swiping. 🤔
Yaas! He said 'Romanian' 🙆♀️ we never get a shout out 😂
omg the chip/swiping thing really got me
This shit had me dying.
3:11 WHEN HE SAYS BIRTHDAY HE REMINDS ME OF TYLER THE CREATOR OMFGGGG
Your good at what you do Rob!
I like these jokes
Seinfeld-esque... love it ... making unique & clever observations in a ridiculously funny way ... I’m a huge fan
Lmao all puns, this is very hard comedy style. He did a great job
This dude’s going somewhere
I've never laughed so hard hearing a joke about the card chip ahahahahah but it's so true tho
@RobHaze Awesome! At my local Home Depot it is just like that with the chip or swipe.....!!!! hahahah if you do he wrong one they are like, "now we have to reboot the system"
Lmao that’s some energy
I actually really liked this guy. Good job.
I completely relate to the “lost face” 😩
He has more of a baby face than Ali Kolbert . Splendid comedy from both.
Hilarious!
Worked in a chicken restaurant at an airport. That alone is funny.
Good stuff!
Had to peep this, off the strength of his visit to "Desus & Mero": young cat has some talent...funny as hell; and, he has a new fan...!
Rob Haze was pretty good Jimmy.... a little dry on the presentation, but I'm sure that was his desired effect. Great video!