Bro no need to lie to them especially since There is now no way to avoid having kids now looking at you Texas and peolpe trying to over turn roe vs Wade you klan master MTF's
Baby! I have a relative right now and she had a baby to trap a guy. Now she went through so much that she is homeless with the baby. Now she abuses the baby. I know that that baby will end up dead. Everyone doesn’t get through it.
Yeah no. Just because you became a parent, doesn't automatically make you a great parent. Generational trauma, abuse, poverty, health issues and disabilities exist. And you can have most of those things at once! Ain't no way a kiddo coming out of that without the need for some serious therapy. ESPECIALLY if they were forced to be born and then given up. Our child welfare system is totally FVCKWD! Way more child abuse happens and the trauma of abandonment after abandonment. Stop telling other to raise a human, a very complex social creature, when they know fully well they shouldn't!
I always start with “wow, how are you guys feeling about it are y’all happy?” Regardless I always say it with a smile on my face so I don’t hurt their feelings if they are happy about it lol
Like is it really that hard to be straight up and not beat around the bush fuck all that shit I like to speak in a language everyone can understand lol
This is the best way. Many couples want to have kids or realize that having a kid isn't a bad thing. Also, people int he comments are acting like having an abortion or giving a kid up for adoption is as easy as going to the McDonald's Drive-Thru. It's not. It's a very mentally and physically scarring experience, and it could leave you infertile. Pro-choice is important. At the same time, telling people to abort their kid just because they themselves are anti-natalist, is just as bad as telling somebody to keep the kid just because they themselves are religious. Pro-choice means CHOICE. It means letting people decide if they want to keep a kid or not, and not bullying them into abortion or into delivery.
My little brother called me last year and told me he his girlfriend of like 2 months was pregnant and I literally said verbatim what josh said. I was like "oh no, what are you gonna do?" And then my little brother was like "get a job I guess" and I was like "yeah, no shit" I could tell it wasnt the reaction he wanted but I was just scared for the kid, and for the kid he is now doing well with lol
Yes! I love this. All my friends know and I know I speak my mind. One of my friends from college is on his third kid and I think I gave congratulations, but it was followed by a conversation about how he and his wife need to be more careful with birth control.
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I was that friend and I got so much shit for it. She asked my opinion and I told her.......It was a grief baby. She got pregnant almost immediately after her mom died. I said I didn't think it was the right time because she was still processing and grieving. She got mad and stopped talking to me. The baby was still born and I ended up getting an apology.
I am always honest with my friends if I think they’re being stupid. You just have to say it in a nice way and not literally tell them they’re stupid. Real friends let you know
There's an instinct in America to be overly positive about everything. It's disgusting and I'm sick of it. People refuse to be realistic "they would rather stroke themselves" as George Carlin would say. Both parties give us a good stroking, big business, the media, "its one big transcontenetal cross-country red white and blue stroke job."
To be specific, theyre instinctively prone to be overly positive about anythingn that supports traditional. "Oh! You better take care of that unborn child in you despite the fact the youre woefully underprepared. Building a family is what its all about.
I’m so excited to see you both in a collab! I discovered you both whilst in Seoul (here now since September 27, 2023)!!! 🥳 I can’t wait to see you both in-person somewhere in NYC.
I will never forget my mother in law's reaction to my husband breaking the news to her about our first pregnancy: Are you sure? And the only reason I found out was because DH recorded the announcement and her reaction, thinking that she would be excited like him. Jeez.
I often have to suppress my horror when I hear of certain people believing they're going to parent. I would much rather they kill it in utero than give it a life of trauma
I was at work and one of my coworkers who was next to me with a customer turned and told me how the customer was pregnant with triplets and I just said to the lady “ah, good luck”.
My friend in high school got pregnant despite the fact that I volunteered to take her to get birth control. She got pregnant anyway trying to keep her boyfriend from going to college. We still hung out but I told her when we go to the beach for spring break, she can't come. She said my mom can watch the baby. I told her that she needs to watch her own baby.
No but I FULLY agree. Saw a video today that was saying parenthood is a cult and ppl are so pressured to join but not everyone should be parents!!! Too many people suffer for their whole lives because their parents were sh*tty or just didn't want to or know how to be good parents
Fr, then they get mad at kids on leashes because ‘they’re not animals’. 1, humans are animals, 2, if y’all don’t want to be compared to animals stop acting like em. Breeding like fuckin rabbits when you know you can’t feed, raise or house these children, people be dumb af.
Evolve? Evolution only makes reproduction easier. There's no contraceptive method that is 100% safe, you should know that. If you think that people shouldn't get laid, then dude...
Well, it's complicated... We want to celebrate, because having a child SHOULD be a time for celebration. But, if the person made bad decisions, like getting a woman they just met pregnant, we can't be sorry for them, because that implied that THEY fucked up (because they did) and we come across as judgemental. Even worse, if we admit that we are sorry for them, yet are engaging in the same risky behavior, like hooking up with random women when we aren't ready for a kid, then by admitting that they fucked up, we condemn OURSELVES, and that would mean that we are admitting that there is something in our own life that we need to change that we don't want to. So, this guy is right. We should be more honest with people.
Depends how much I know the person, if we are friends, yes, I'm going to be honest. If we are just acquaintances, then I'll just be polite and positive about it 😅
Wait, is she one of the girls in Two Girls One Cup? Is that the video we’re talking about? 😬 I believe every millennial watched that video in the early 2000s and as someone who was subjected to that video, do NOT go searching for it 😭😅 watch One Guy One Cup instead 🤣🤣🤭 I’m joking, don’t do that. Poor Aba, itching all over the place because he’s uncomfortable and his anxiety is flaring up 😅
My reaction is always “I’m so sorry,” and to tell them how safe and simple abortions are. I’ll always be more than happy to be the designated driver to/from the local PP.
I don't care enough about you to be honest when you're clearly making a horrible mistake. I just smile, nod & gtfo bc that's Jesus's problem now, I've got bills to pay and no time for extra drama 😂
Nope 👎🏽 it’s not an instinct when there are so many people on drugs especially in social work unless it’s a coworker or a colleague it’s more like wait…. what!?
The other option is; “Listen, you f*cked up, but we’ll get through it”
This was written by someone of means or in their twenties. WE will not get through it. Do what you must ladies and don't look back.
Bro no need to lie to them especially since There is now no way to avoid having kids now looking at you Texas and peolpe trying to over turn roe vs Wade you klan master MTF's
Baby! I have a relative right now and she had a baby to trap a guy. Now she went through so much that she is homeless with the baby. Now she abuses the baby. I know that that baby will end up dead. Everyone doesn’t get through it.
Yeah no. Just because you became a parent, doesn't automatically make you a great parent. Generational trauma, abuse, poverty, health issues and disabilities exist. And you can have most of those things at once! Ain't no way a kiddo coming out of that without the need for some serious therapy. ESPECIALLY if they were forced to be born and then given up. Our child welfare system is totally FVCKWD! Way more child abuse happens and the trauma of abandonment after abandonment. Stop telling other to raise a human, a very complex social creature, when they know fully well they shouldn't!
@@Marvelous_GirlWhat happened to the baby? Is she or he alive and safe now?
My two favorite comedians in one place???? Oh my god it’s heaven
I came to write the same thing!!!
100% agree with Josh on this - sometimes you need a politely frank, honest friend, not just another Yes Man
Yo, isn't that the guy who catfished a KKK?
It is 😂
Yep 😂
Yeah
That should go on his tombstone when he dies
Wait what? Deets. I need deets.
This is why the audience loves Josh, he is honest in the stories he tells.
I always start with “wow, how are you guys feeling about it are y’all happy?” Regardless I always say it with a smile on my face so I don’t hurt their feelings if they are happy about it lol
Like is it really that hard to be straight up and not beat around the bush fuck all that shit I like to speak in a language everyone can understand lol
This is the best way. Many couples want to have kids or realize that having a kid isn't a bad thing.
Also, people int he comments are acting like having an abortion or giving a kid up for adoption is as easy as going to the McDonald's Drive-Thru. It's not. It's a very mentally and physically scarring experience, and it could leave you infertile.
Pro-choice is important. At the same time, telling people to abort their kid just because they themselves are anti-natalist, is just as bad as telling somebody to keep the kid just because they themselves are religious. Pro-choice means CHOICE. It means letting people decide if they want to keep a kid or not, and not bullying them into abortion or into delivery.
@@power-of-overdrive based af
@@power-of-overdriveW opinion
Based W@@power-of-overdrive
JOSH JOHNSON HOLY SHIT i didn’t expect to see him here! love him
My go to is “rather you than me family” or “I’m letting you know now, I’m not babysitting” 🤷🏽♀️😂
My little brother called me last year and told me he his girlfriend of like 2 months was pregnant and I literally said verbatim what josh said. I was like "oh no, what are you gonna do?" And then my little brother was like "get a job I guess" and I was like "yeah, no shit" I could tell it wasnt the reaction he wanted but I was just scared for the kid, and for the kid he is now doing well with lol
“Kill it now” 🤣
🤣🤣☠️
😂😂
Gosh idk how I haven’t come across this short. I’ve watched it over and OVER AGAIN twenty times because I can’t get enough laughs out of it
I offered my sister a ride to the clinic 😂 i still laugh
🤣 that’s effed up!
@@AM-AnitaM Not if they know their sister and know that she actually wouldn`t want to have a kid right now / with this man , etc.
I’ve been following both of these comics separately and loooove that they’re in the same space
the correct answer is very simple: "My condolences".
You guys are friends! This made my day
Josh and gianmarco 😭 my two favorite comedians 😭
MY 2 FAVORITE COMEDIANS!? Dang maybe life is worth it
Yes! I love this. All my friends know and I know I speak my mind. One of my friends from college is on his third kid and I think I gave congratulations, but it was followed by a conversation about how he and his wife need to be more careful with birth control.
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Yes my two favorite comedians!!
I love Josh Johnson. Voice of reason! 💕
Thank you!!! I can’t say congratulations….I can’t pretend to be happy about something that awful 😂
I didn’t know two of my favorite comedians were friends! Woohoo!
They look like the white and black version of each other 😆
I always ask… are YOU happy about it? Then continue 😂
Sad that option is taken away in the US now
“You’re going to be such a great mom!” Is a statement that has a 1 in 5 chance of being true.
Kill it now, is how I feel everytime I hear someone say I'm pregnant.
I always say, oh wow, how do you feel about that? Then take their cues so I guess still not really honest 😂
Omg this is the wildest and yet most natural-feeling crossover! I love both of your standup! So cool to see you just like interacting!
I was that friend and I got so much shit for it. She asked my opinion and I told her.......It was a grief baby. She got pregnant almost immediately after her mom died. I said I didn't think it was the right time because she was still processing and grieving. She got mad and stopped talking to me. The baby was still born and I ended up getting an apology.
I legit said ew as my first response to my sister's ultrasound.
It’s my two favorite comedians 😍😍😍
Is anybody else like shocked at josh’s hair transformations
at this rate I think hes running from the FBI or something lol
This is new to me because I always say: oh no!…. Are you happy about it? Or should it be a concern?
I didn’t know I should be excited for the person.
Yo!!!! I don't know why but collabing never gets old for me, but 🤯🤯🤯🤯 it's the collab I never knew I needed 🥰🥰👏👏👏
Oh yay! My two favourite comedians ❤
Two of my favorite comedians in the same room, we just need sam morril and the triad is complete
I am always honest with my friends if I think they’re being stupid. You just have to say it in a nice way and not literally tell them they’re stupid. Real friends let you know
I want to marry Josh ;)
There's an instinct in America to be overly positive about everything. It's disgusting and I'm sick of it. People refuse to be realistic "they would rather stroke themselves" as George Carlin would say. Both parties give us a good stroking, big business, the media, "its one big transcontenetal cross-country red white and blue stroke job."
Lmao come to England, its the exact opposite 🤣
@@columodonnell9202 Sarcasm all the way!!
To be specific, theyre instinctively prone to be overly positive about anythingn that supports traditional.
"Oh! You better take care of that unborn child in you despite the fact the youre woefully underprepared. Building a family is what its all about.
I’m so excited to see you both in a collab! I discovered you both whilst in Seoul (here now since September 27, 2023)!!! 🥳 I can’t wait to see you both in-person somewhere in NYC.
I am excited I get two see both of you live in February.
I will never forget my mother in law's reaction to my husband breaking the news to her about our first pregnancy: Are you sure?
And the only reason I found out was because DH recorded the announcement and her reaction, thinking that she would be excited like him. Jeez.
I often have to suppress my horror when I hear of certain people believing they're going to parent. I would much rather they kill it in utero than give it a life of trauma
oh sweet, you've done an episode with josh johnson! adding that to the list
My 2 favorite comedians just vibin.... This is how Shorts is keeping me smh
My two world colliding
MY TWO FAVORITE COMEDIANS IN ONE CLIP?
Josh Johnson ❤❤❤
After you have 2 kids no one is excited at all. My family didn't even acknowledge my 4th child
Damn, 😂...
Agreed!
Yes, a true friend will he honest…. Alas, most people are “mirrors reflecting mirrors”.
I was at work and one of my coworkers who was next to me with a customer turned and told me how the customer was pregnant with triplets and I just said to the lady “ah, good luck”.
As a father, yes
LITERALLY
My friend in high school got pregnant despite the fact that I volunteered to take her to get birth control. She got pregnant anyway trying to keep her boyfriend from going to college. We still hung out but I told her when we go to the beach for spring break, she can't come. She said my mom can watch the baby. I told her that she needs to watch her own baby.
"Kill it NOW" 😭
I dont know if you're gonna see this, but PLEASE react to more Josh Johnson content. Dude is legit 😂😂
Josh X Gian !!🥳
That's so true 😅
No but I FULLY agree. Saw a video today that was saying parenthood is a cult and ppl are so pressured to join but not everyone should be parents!!! Too many people suffer for their whole lives because their parents were sh*tty or just didn't want to or know how to be good parents
It's hilarious that people still knock each other up when they don't have the means to raise a kid. Evolve already.
It’s not even close as simple as you make it seem.
Bc doesn’t work 100%, only a certain percentage. Rape happens sadly. Etc
Fr, then they get mad at kids on leashes because ‘they’re not animals’. 1, humans are animals, 2, if y’all don’t want to be compared to animals stop acting like em. Breeding like fuckin rabbits when you know you can’t feed, raise or house these children, people be dumb af.
Evolve? Evolution only makes reproduction easier.
There's no contraceptive method that is 100% safe, you should know that. If you think that people shouldn't get laid, then dude...
@@idkman6496 No bitches? 🥺
Hey, what happened to "my body by choice"?
I found my people ❤
Well, it's complicated...
We want to celebrate, because having a child SHOULD be a time for celebration.
But, if the person made bad decisions, like getting a woman they just met pregnant, we can't be sorry for them, because that implied that THEY fucked up (because they did) and we come across as judgemental.
Even worse, if we admit that we are sorry for them, yet are engaging in the same risky behavior, like hooking up with random women when we aren't ready for a kid, then by admitting that they fucked up, we condemn OURSELVES, and that would mean that we are admitting that there is something in our own life that we need to change that we don't want to.
So, this guy is right. We should be more honest with people.
Great edit, I can't wait to find out what the response is
same with feeling the need to say every new born is beautiful. like cindy im sorry but your son looks like a scrunchy.
It sounds like josh has been reading Plato, in Gorgias you can't be good if you don't react like that
Depends how much I know the person, if we are friends, yes, I'm going to be honest. If we are just acquaintances, then I'll just be polite and positive about it 😅
“It’s not too late for abortion.”
Alexa play “My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion” I’m taking the entire ship with me
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People do not like it when you're honest with them about them.
I just say Oh and they keep talking. I don't need to ask them anything. They tell me everything anyway. They're not keeping it in.
There is no going back you will suffer for this and you will not be the same after
PIZZA TIME
I always ask unless i know differently..."is this 'yay' or 'oh no'?"
Then i follow up with CONGRATS or what can i do to help?
Thank you! Everyone should not have kids
That's my reaction to anyone that tells me they're carrying a mini demon.
I only believe in honesty these days. What can you believe in if not honesty?
Wait, is she one of the girls in Two Girls One Cup? Is that the video we’re talking about? 😬 I believe every millennial watched that video in the early 2000s and as someone who was subjected to that video, do NOT go searching for it 😭😅 watch One Guy One Cup instead 🤣🤣🤭 I’m joking, don’t do that.
Poor Aba, itching all over the place because he’s uncomfortable and his anxiety is flaring up 😅
My reaction is always “I’m so sorry,” and to tell them how safe and simple abortions are. I’ll always be more than happy to be the designated driver to/from the local PP.
#₹
Has no one watched knocked up?
I don't care enough about you to be honest when you're clearly making a horrible mistake. I just smile, nod & gtfo bc that's Jesus's problem now, I've got bills to pay and no time for extra drama 😂
Evolve Live Experience then procreate.
Nope 👎🏽 it’s not an instinct when there are so many people on drugs especially in social work unless it’s a coworker or a colleague it’s more like wait…. what!?
Homie is wrong! Ppl without kids will never understand the joy/love for a new baby.
not if the kid’s gonna be born with fetal alcohol syndrome or crack addiction 💀
It’s joyful for the first couple of months then changing diapers and making formula 4 in morning gets old real fast
No he's not. There are billions of people in the world that are not fit to be parents. Not everyone needs to have kids.
Lmao no not everyone wants kids and not everyone would be happy with a child. Stop reflecting
Postpartum depression though...
That is mysoginy. At least have some chubby females tell these jokes