MLM HORROR STORIES #15 | Ex Beachbody rep explains why she left, realizing Amway is a cult
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2024
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Ace is Asexual, meaning that we don't experience sexual attraction to people places or things. Lets go ace hype!
Yes I was made aware of this!! Thank you! I know what asexual is but was not aware of the abbreviation. I also emailed the sender to apologize ❤️
Oop I didn't check the pinned comment before I commented this explanation when I heard it in the video.... so now my comment is just redundant. Lol
Happy to see someone else posted it when I was about to :)
Ace pride let's go!
I'm ace so I'm not sexually attracted but I still have romantic feelings towards, well I'm pans, but without the sexual part if that makes any sense. Like I'm married to a man who is very understanding although I wasn't ace when we got married. It happened later due to endometriosis, intercourse being painful, trauma and libido failing. Hugs and cuddles are great but I'm just not interested in having sex unless we are trying to conceive. I'm this weird mish mash of asexual, pansexual and gender neutral(nonbinary). Im like 3 letters of the lgbtqia+ It's so confusing. Other ace people I've talked to have been really nice to me about my attempts at expressing who I am and even said that my asexuality is still valid even when I try to conceive. I had previously wondered if I'm only considered ace when I'm celibate and not when I'm trying to do something special for my husband for his benefit but not mine, or trying to have one baby before getting a hysterectomy.
This is Zeke's channel, you're just visiting.
Ain’t that the truth….
Yes! 😂😁❤️ Thanks, Zeke kitty, for sharing your channel with your Mama Hannah. 🐱
My kitten is totally confused listening to Zeke!!!
😙🤣🤣🤣
Mrrrr
Hannah: I'm sorry for the cat's noise, I'm trying to edit them out
Hannah's audience: how dare you?..
I LOVE hearing cats in the background, Zeke's constant talking is so funny. And also Hannah's "frustration" is so relatable, I also have a cat that can be very needy and talkative :D
💯💯💯
MOAR ZEKE
I keep thinking it’s a ghast
Oh! For the “Baker” marketing in Amway, there’s 3 giant separate organizations. Must’ve been Worldwide Group. So the first major “Bakers,” sponsored both of their children. One siblings organization is a lot bigger. The other one.. Crickets.. “They’re ‘working’ on it.”
Then there is another Bakers organization which I actually saw built from nothing to something huge in like 4 years tops, from where I’m at.
Basically they take the last name of the highest/most “successful” upline and then use the last name and toss Development/LLC or whatever other fancy name you wanna toss in there.
Thoughts and prayers for Zeke- he's clearly dealing with some stuff 😂
My thoughts exactly lol
Zeke is so stressed over these stories. He's so worried about people and has so much to say.
Or he's absolutely fuming lol
In this world, nothing is certain, except huns being shameless and Zeke being loud.
Best. Comment. Ever!!!
Lmao
I LOVE hearing your cat. I'm sure it was very frustrating when you were recording, but Zeke made me feel right at home. :)
The addition of a cat is always fun, makes her vibe natural :)
I love how chirpy he is ♡ i don't find it annoying at all it's adorable
My eyebrows POPPED OFF MY FACE when I heard that shit about beach body competing with themselves
Been binging her videos and the whole beauty counter(?) in Ulta thing gives me the same vibes. Like everyone high up was cut a deal or something.
I know, from first hand experience, we are definitely NOT an Anti Men Loving Men community... 🤣🤣
DONT EVER APOLOGIZE FOR ZEKE BEING LOUD AND MEOWING AND ASKING FOR ATTENTION I LOVE HIM SO MUCH PLEASE TELL HIM THAT
I felt so bad for the baby!! I honestly enjoyed every moment of it. It's more like hanging out at a friend's house listening to these great real life stories and the cat is hanging around keeping everyone company.
Aw that is a sweet way of thinking of it! 🥺
Apologies again for how obnoxious Zeke is in this video 🤦🏼♀️ I promise I tried my best to edit him out but I already basically re-read these emails twice while filming due to him
meowing over me and your girl can only take so much 🤪 Thanks for your understanding!
please dont edit him out ❤❤❤❤
Don’t edit him out! It’s precious 🥺🥺❤️
haha I kept hearing faint Zeke meows, but I thought it was my own cats and I was so confused and concerned because it wasn't their usual meow!! My cats are much more shrill. Zeke has such a sweet meow.
I am a Zeke stan, i vote keep him in (which one is he?)
No lie, for the first 13 minutes I swore I kept hearing my cat Sherlock say something (he’s mouthy, so that’s normal) but when I’d look at him he was just chillin, minding his own business. Mmkay… cool, so now I’m hearing things. Great!
Thanks, Zeke.
I feel the need to share the time stamp for Zeke's big interruption xD 24:55 - 25:26
Never apologize for your cats! If I had a youtube channel I know my giant orange cat would always be in the frame trying to distract me, which he does every time I do my current job from home. This is my first posted video since I joined the channel, excited to be here, signed number one Zeke and Cooper fan.
Chirpy baby wanted to chat
I love orange cats! they are usually male for some reason!
We lost our kitty this summer 🐱 hearing (and sometimes seeing) yours is always great for me 🥰
I'm sorry to hear that 😔 hope he's ok out there
So sorry for your loss :(
Sorry for the loss of your kitty. We lost our Beagley boy Stormy in June. Animals are so amazing. ❤️🐶🐱😇😇🌈 May you have comfort.
@@heatherframpton9693 seeing Hanna be so amazing with hers always puts a smile on my face 🥰
Omg. I never considered the Mila Kunis resemblance and now I can't unsee it!!! Holy crap! Also, all the kitties all the time doesn't bother me
Me too. Yes! It’s think it’s in her eyes.
Hey does the purple diamond/jewel next to your name mean something? Genuinely curious I see it a lot in her comment section, and it’s pretty but I don’t have it in my emojis lol😅
@@BloodSweatandFears I'm a channel member :)
@@kellyspryszak80 Oooh that’s so cool! Thanks 😊
I was invited to an MLM pitch as a first date. Absolutely a nightmare.
Send in the story LOL
@24:54 Zeke meowing up a ruckus lol IT IS SO CUTE 😺
I’ve just found your videos! Honestly Zeke is just showing his disgust at these mlm tactics.
24:55 don’t ever apologize for Zeke. He is a delight. The way Zeke sings reminds me of my cat Zeus and how he would sing like that in the middle of the night. I come for the anti-MLM content, and the cats are a bonus.
I definitely see the Mila Kunis resemblance.
And at first I thought the little Zeke squeaks were one of my cats, and I was driving myself nuts trying to find where they were hiding lol. Don't ever feel the need to apologize for your sweet kitties!
Ace is another way of saying Asexual 🏳️🌈.
Thank you!! Yes, I’ve been made aware of this now. I appreciate it! I responded to the person who sent me the email to apologize ❤️
Until you mentioned your cats, I was listening to this video without watching because my laundry doesn’t fold itself. Anyways, I kept hearing your cat but I didn’t know it was your cat and thought it was my cat. I called him over and over thinking he’s crying in the hallway and couldn’t find him anywhere… then I remembered he is outside and thought I was going crazy lol. So glad you said something haha. Our cats sound the same.
Zeke sounds exactly as one my cats too 🤪
I have no idea how I got here, but you just earned yourself a new subscriber. Now it's binging time!
Wooo let’s go Kathryn!! So happy you’re here!
Zeke really said "Amway is horrible!!"
My parents were in Amway when they tried to rebrand to Quixar. So many stories...so culty
Your cats are like the comedy relief sometimes lmao
Zeke’s commentary was super insightful and cute.
I’d really love for you and Savannah Marie to make and Anti MLM Cats Calendar with pics of Zeke and Poptart!
And Cooper too!
The story from the kiwi lady is really relatable to me. I found anti-MLM content after I searched what MLM meant in a queer context, so I was actually looking for the men loving men definition, but ended up finding the anti multilevel marketing content 😂
My cat loves to start talking when I am going to sleep, sounding like she has lost me when I know she watched me lay down and get cozy.
When I got pregnant I had a friend say she used Shakeology in place of her prenatal 🥴
🤦♀️
YIKES 😬
Hopefully she was lying as that is incredibly irresponsible!
@@msthrillingcommentary1343 unfortunately no, she was as serious as a heart attack 😬
😱
LOL the kitty crying in-between the chats just made me laugh so much 🤣 hahaha
NEVER apologize for your furbabies! We love them!
My kitty died at Thanksgiving, but when he would act like Zeke, I'd gather him up in my arms and love bomb him so much that after 3 or 4 minutes he was desperate to get away from me.
Sorry for your loss, man.
Also, I'm listening from another room, so I thought I was going crazy hearing meows... Ohhhh.. Hey Zeke💕💕
Don’t ever apologize for the vocal chirps of the fluff ball!
I wish we could upload photos to comments because my cat ( HoHo) is sitting right next to me and going nuts over hearing Zeke. She wants to jump through my phone and play and then keeps glaring at me like I'm not letting her. Lol. We both love your channel!!
Can we nickname your cats Coo-purr and Zeke the Shriek? Making that Mu-Zeke?🎶🤣 🐈⬛ 🐈⬛
Please keep Zeke in your videos. My cat runs around like crazy every time he hears Zeke meow. It’s HILARIOUS 😂
This video was 33 minutes of my cat frantically searching my house for Zeke 😂
We have 3 cats, and one of them is almost alwayssss crying or meowing or "singing the songs of his people" at the absolute *worst* times (like at 4 AM on a Sunday or when one of us is on an important Zoom call or when he is just bored lol). I feel your pain/annoyance - but no need to apologize! Love your content AND your sweet kitties (even though I totally understand that frustration haha). Thanks for another great video! 🐱❤️🐱
Zeke sounds like my boy Mako every morning when I come downstairs, just yelling his head off by the front door like he’s missing the most amazing adventures (he’s an indoor cat and doesn’t even like outside, he was rescued from a feral cat colony)
Never apologise for your kitties 🥰 you're so cute with them even when you're mad 🤣
Don't edit Zeke out - he's adorable - I don't mind the meowing at all! 😺
Just subscribed and have been binging your content! And I just have to say it makes me smile every time you're explaining something I just hear a little "mrrroow" from your cat in the background lmao it is the cutest thing ever 🥺♥️
Oh my goodness 🤣 yeah Zeke likes to make a vocal appearance in many of my videos!
My puppy is VERY interested in the noises coming from my computer!
Love the kitty meowing in the background lol!!
Awwww I love Zeke's commentary ❤❤❤
My story was read! What a wonderful way to end the day. ❤
Zeke's chirruping in the background gives me life 😍
The kitty meows are actually super adorable 😻
I love hearing Zeke's little mrrrrow's in the background!
I didn't realize the meowing was Zeke at first, he sounds exactly like my boy when he wants something. I actually walked downstairs to see if he was okay before I saw that it was coming from the tv 🥺💕
My cat does the same thing!! 😅 he always kicks it up a notch if I try to ignore him and will scratch at my clothes to get me to pay attention
Your cat meowing woke my cat sleeping next to me lol. She had to go and investigate 🤣🤣🤣.
Owww and kia ora from New Zealand. And I agree, mlm's aren't as prevelent here at the moment, but I can see it creeping in 🤦♀️
CLEARLY! Clearly Zeke HATES Amway!
As I'm watching this I hear Zeke in the background but I keep checking for my kitty...he makes the same noise when he's ready to bother me! Excellent content!
The cat is adorable, hearing him makes me smile .. I love his voice
I totally thought Zeke was my cat. I was looking around the house like where is my cat and what are they getting into 😂
I like how the cat seems to argue with you when you finally react to him. I think this is a cat in need of word buttons. He has a lot to say.
Zeke’s wee chattering was so adorable in this video 🥰
Apparently, kitty has opinions on MLMs! It's not a disruption, but so sweet!
Girl, I'm getting dressed for work and listening to you and I'm like, "why in the heck is Sasha (my cat) meowing like that?" Hahahaha
I love how your cats contribute to your videos! Zeke is such a talkative little guy!
16:02 Ace in this context likely means 'Asexual'. To explain further, Asexuality is a spectrum in which people experience little to no sexual attraction. Asexuality varies from person to person, but there are a few unifying flags people can rally around. There's the flag for the spectrum as a whole (purple, white, gray, black), then there's Demisexual (only sexually attracted after emotionally attached), Gray-Ace (very limited sexual attraction), Reciprosexual (only if sexual attraction is displayed toward them first), and so many others. People on the Asexual spectrum can have a variety of experiences around sex, whether it be sex-positive, neutral, or even sex-repulsed.
With all that said, sexuality is not the only form of attraction out there. Asexual people can absolutely feel love (after all, no one in their right mind would say that you can't love your own mother without being sexually involved with her). There's an entirely different spectrum out there for romantic attraction. Some people fall on both the Ace spectrum and the Aro (Aromantic) spectrum, but not all. It's entirely possible to be Homoromantic Asexual or Aromantic Pansexual or literally any other combination you can think of. Beyond that, even people on both the Aro and Ace spectrums can be attracted to people in other ways. There's a lot to know about Asexuality and Aromanticism. If you have any questions about these invisible queer identities, let me know. I'm on both spectrums, so I can clear things up on both accounts.
Cats have a mind of their own lol That meow is the sweetest sound.
I ABSOLUTELY ADORE your chatty kitty!
Zeke is never annoying! His little chirps made me smile.
As someone with PCOS and the exactly same symptoms, the weight struggle is real. It takes a lot of dietary adjustments and really to get into working out, as well as actuall medication (it's used to get your blood sugar in control). Just drinking protein shakes won't do a damn thing for you, and it's insane they'd claim it would.
SO glad you gave that disclaimer about your cat going crazy because I kept popping my head out my room until that point, wondering why every time I try to see why my cat is being insane he was actually peacefully asleep on his cat tower. Confused me profusely. 😅
Love the content btw! Recently found your channel and have had it on in the background almost constantly while I’m home alone.
Zeke is just adding in "!!!" to the video and I love it-he's joined in as your co-host with occasional guest appearances!
those cat sounds omg ❤❤❤❤❤❤
I’ve got you playing on a speaker and as soon as my dog hears your kitty he goes into full patrol mode 😂 he’s always watching for the neighbour’s cat… always watching 🥸
Zeke responding and basically arguing with you when you scolded him took me OUT 🤣🤣
You should make a story time with Zeke series
Perfect timing Hannah! Love your content
I just found your channel...you are delightful and LOVE your ethical stance on MLMs! While Zeke was singing the song of his people, my cat Basic Dave (who had been asleep on my lap), got VERY interested in the goings on and backed him up on harmony! lol
Zeke has a lot to say, let him speak
Zeke's persistent meowing around minute 25 was loud enough that my own kitten woke up and stared at my phone 😂😂😂
Your genuine reactions make this...brilliant! Hi Zeke - from Australia.
Before I knew that Beachbody existed, I had heard about PiYo and was interested in it! I made a Facebook post about it and one of my friends who it turned out was a BB coach jumped on it and tried to sell it to me. I saw how expensive it was and “nope”-d right out, and thankfully she left me alone. But I feel like I dodged a bullet, I was a lot more naïve then and I could’ve become a hun.
I'm dying with the cat going off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always laugh when I watch your videos because I’ll hear the cats in the background and think that they’re my toddlers stirring during naps lol. Thank you for making these videos! They’re so entertaining but you are also such a calming presence. I always turn on your videos when I need to calm down and relax 😊
I love how you validate, normalize, and encourage people.
idk if you have ever been a therapist or a teacher, but you would be great as either of those. You have a really great way of explaining things. Thanks for the content!
It seems my cats are being inspired by Zeke. They are both speeding through the apartment, crashing into things, jumping everywhere and yelling at the tops of their voices.
In Germany we don't call that "The Zoomies", but the "crazy 5 Minutes" 😂😂🙈
At least, Zeke’s meow sounds cute. My cat resorts to a meow that sounds like a cross between a Siamese, a baby’s crying and a door who’s hinges are badly in need of lub most of the time. I love my cat and he can do cute meows, but nope, I get the hellish meow most of the time.
LOL They're cute even when they are annoying 🤪
I love that your cat talks to you! It's so cute! Also love your channel (: bingeing like everyone else! 💕
Zeeeeke... RRROW RROW! 🐈 lol I love when your kitties make a visual or audio appearance 😂💕
Motherhood, physical/mental health issues, weight struggles, loneliness, and financial issues are the main targets for MLMs.
I love the long stories but I also really love this trend over the last couple of videos of ending with a shorter story. Good way to wrap things up.
I was watching this video and I had to pause several times to check on my cats because I thought they were crying to get in the room. Lmao. I thought I was losing it when they were nowhere to be found. Then i suddenly remembered zeke. Lol
This is how my cats are when I work all day too😂
I like your cats added commentary. It made me smile.
I love your cat. His meows are so precious!
Also, i love how Zeke is completely "talking back" to you. Hes like girl... calm down. This is my show. Youre my assistant so start acting like it 😂😂😂
lmaooooooo zeke 😂rivaling poptart for additional anti-mlm cat commentary!
I love when Zeke chimes in 😂😂
Hannah: I'm so sorry for my cat plz forgive me
Me : AAAAAWWWWW HE SOUNDS SO CUTE 😭❤️❤️