Strange Eclipse Behavior | NYC’s Earthquake | Mt. Etna Blows Smoke Rings | Trump’s $50M Fundraiser
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- Опубликовано: 29 апр 2024
- Pets, zoo animals, political candidates and cable news anchors all exhibited odd behavior related to the solar eclipse, Stephen shares the details of his earthquake experience, an Italian volcano is blowing smoke rings, and the former president claims he raised $50 million in one night.
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People traveled thousands of miles to see this eclipse, meanwhile I was lucky enough to get to see it at 100% totality from my childhood backyard!!! 🌑☀️
That's actually pretty cool.
Hey, that's pretty dope! I'm happy for you, homie!
Me too! My best friend and I saw it with my parents who still live in the same house I grew up in! Best seats ever!
Lucky you. I was at 98%…so not bad.
Yes, my family watched this beautiful and breathtaking event
we had our little picnic in our backyard . I live in Grand Prairie, Texas
I like Presidents that don't stare at a solar eclipse without protective eye ware.
Vote Blue 💙
You know he would brag about staring at a solar eclipse without protective eyewear and Joe couldn’t/didn’t
Yes - Everyone Vote BLUE - Our lives depend on it 💙💙💙💙💙💙
Wear...but i agree
What is an eclipse? When two celestial bodies love each other very much and unite, the Sun 🌞 hides behind the Moon 🌙 and you can see a discharge which means a star 🌟 child is born. 😆🌚
It’s all politics, democrats vs Republicans who gets to make the decisions
When will Trump realize that "nice immigrants from Denmark" will not vote Republican if they come here?
Why would people from Denmark come to America ? We're in Australia. 😂😂
If they live in Denmark,one of the best countries in the world, why would they move to one of the dumbest countries in the world, with terrible health care, racism,and Donald Trump.
Trump would never admit to being wrong, he's way to ego-centric to allow such a thought to enter his pea-brain.
Stump couldn't point out Denmark on a world map... Even if it had the name in big letters...
If any immigrant votes for him, they are insane. Same for any woman, veteran, or with 3 brain cells to rub together.
And since we are all either immigrants or descended from immigrants…..
One of my favorite things about Colbert is him putting away his invisible props
I watched it from my balcony. How did animals react? The birds stopped chirping as the light started to go dim and the hound dog down the street barked for about 20 seconds. My cat beside me continued to bathe herself. It took several minutes for the light to dim and then, suddenly, the light seemed to totally disappear over about 3 seconds until everything was dark. The streetlights came on. My cat continued to bathe. The hound dog wagged his tail furiously as he sat and watched his people cheer and punch the air as the sun became completely covered. The darkness lasted for about 3 minutes and then, suddenly, the light was partly back. The birds began wake up and sing, just a few of them at first, then all of them as it got brighter. They started flying in flocks from one tree to another. It was like a second dawn. My cat continued to bathe herself. The hound dog continued to happily watch his people. Then it was full daylight again.
All in all, the hound dog saw his people weren't scared so he relaxed immediately. The cat was completely unimpressed. I have no idea what the birds were thinking.
😂
the cat continued to bathe itself
I watched an entire anthill go home and go to bed
The birds probably just thought it was nighttime
Love this ❤
A swath of dimness crosses America, and a solar eclipse.
And even then people were driving around like madmen.
😂
Oh, thought you were talking about MAGA.
@@mariekastler5391 I think he was. And he’s right.
Profound!😝
Colbert was on FIRE tonight calling out the stupid AF media coverage
I was following NASA's stream, excellent way to see it travel across the USA from the other side of the atlantic, but I have to say some of the commentary was perhaps a bit too PR focused. Then again, that was a great day for doing PR so I can understand why they'd put an NFL quarterback in front of a mic.
I don't remember the last time in my memory that the country had a positive unifying experience like today was. So much of our lives are fractured and siloed now, it's hard to think of some moment we all had the chance to share that wasn't negative, divisive, or destructive.
Oh, how far we've fallen.
Siloed. Second time im hearing that word in the last 24 hours.
Yes we did! And we need to build on that. It's the antidote to cynicism.
@@tinkerstrade3553 Precisely!
I remember when pokemon GO launched and for a brief moment everyone and their families were out and about to catch pokemon. It was a really nice and friendly experience
US Olympic Hockey team beating the Russian team. Miracle on Ice.
"Why don't we allow people in from Denmark." 🤦We DO allow people in from Denmark.
Does he want to go grab them like we were doing 250 years ago in Africa?
Why would people who live in Denmark come to a hellhole like here?
We DO allow people in from Denmark ... unless they're Muslim, of course: _“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”_
We would allow them but they don’t want to come here”.
With some exceptions, of course: _“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”_
All four of our cats lined up on the sidewalk in front our house during the eclipse. And we don't even have four cats.
😂
😂
But did they lay an egg?
Where I was working we did have 3 deer just come hang out and look at us through the windows.
This made me laugh
Farty-five: "My lies will blot out the sun."
Dark Brandon: "Then we'll tell the truth in the shade."
Best Spartan comment of the day!
My dogs definitely have a night time routine! They have their last walk of the evening, they all run to their own beds, then flip onto their backs for goodnight belly rubs, before snuggling under respective blankets (except the youngest who goes to get her stuffed pepper plushie and THEN snuggles up), and then they go to sleep. If we turn the light back on for any reason, we get accusatory glaring from all three!!
That was so cute I had to read it twice.
Have to say how much more bearable (and even *funny* ) it is to hear Stephen doing Trump instead of being subjected to a recording of the actual presence.
tho i wish he’d quit the white power ok hand signal, does he realize that’s become a white supremacist hand sign?
@@katsong3302
What?
@@aresorum It is actually true.
@katsong3302 It's an important diving communication signal. I used to use it everyday, multiple time..
It's an accurate thing that trump does. @@katsong3302
I was at the top of Mount Royal, the mountain the city of Montreal surrounds, right near the famous cross that tops the mountain. Totality was the most unreal, awe inspiring thing I have ever seen. It was so far beyond anything I could have expected, even knowing about it all before hand. The weather was perfect, even the thin wisps of clouds over the sun made it better by there being a full rainbow halo around the sun the whole time. There was a 360° sunset surrounding the entire island. The corona was so much bigger than I expected, and planets began to shine around the sun. People cheered and people cried. Cheered even more when the sun came back. I understand more than ever now why ancient peoples were terrified!! Even knowing exactly what was happening the eerie sense as the sky grew darker and darker, and not at ALL like it does at sunset, the colour of the light was just so different, was pervasive. Absolutely incredible, and I am so grateful to have had this experience.
Oddly there weren't even all that many people where I was, I expected it to be absolutely packed!! But somehow it was mostly the stoners, witches, and photographers who knew to come to this spot. Truly unreal and glorious.
Oh, how I envy you!!!
Damn it! I’m in Ottawa and we were close to totality but not on it, and I wish I were over in MTL. That sounds amazing.
"Stoners, witches, and photographers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Good one!
@@maryknight4109 I must admit to a touch of envy myself.
Wow!! I am jealous! So happy for you. Katy
Pets witness strange behaviours by their owners.
This ^^ right here
😂😂😂
good one
Thanks for putting this up on yt it makes me feel like there are still sane people out there.
If an immigrant ran a mile in 4 minutes of darkness then they should be in the next Olympics.
4 min mile is INSANE
Every time i watch fox one brain cell dies
Lol
Yup! My boys ran high school cross country and track. 4 minute miles is enviable!! 👏🏻👏🏻
They are so unbelievable stupid
My sister had an app that gave detailed steps to follow for the totality (verbally). Just before it hit, it said to observe animals for behavior changes. We all looked down at her dog, who promptly threw up. 😂
OMG! I’m crying from laughing 😂😂
That's way better than the Ostrich lays an egg story.
Does it not like being the center of attention?
Awesome!
Nervous, huh?
They missed the chance to insert Boeing and eclipse flights joke 😂
"You can see the eclipse in our planes because our windows are gone!"
I was gonna say the same thing, can’t they see the eclipse better out of the hole where the door used to be? 😅
👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
😂
"Astrid...we have to get out of Copenhagen. The furniture design is too functional"....best line ever if you know anything about Denmark and Danish design (two of my favourite topics)
No matter what it is Big Donald always has to make it about himself.
He's a huge embarrassment
Actually, Stormy says he’s a tiny embarrassment.
And you think Biden is any different?
@@user-vs2ye9jh4oAbsolutely!! Bieden is nothing like dump.
@@user-vs2ye9jh4o Yes, very different.
@@user-vs2ye9jh4o oh dude jesus
the thread aint about joe, damn it
Is it just me or is it nice to have a President who speaks like your children might be listening to what he says? It's nice that that same President has the sense of humor to find that funny instead of calling Stephen and Kimmel childish names 😁👍
To have an adult in the white house omg lol =)
It's so funny, I always say "don't be a silly" I'm 49
I love bidens lingo
And who also likes to have ice cream with Seth Meyers 😂👍
Trump wants children to be listening. It's a textbook way of manipulating them. A disturbing vid is Aljazerra's 'Praying for Armageddon.' The hard-right evangelicals in the US are seriously stirring the pot with their watchtower bs. And Jesus Camp is another frightening report. If there is anyone who will turn a joke into a lightning rod for aggression it's those people.
It’s perfect. No one is laughing at the President any more. They are too happy to have someone not deranged.
I saw an eclipse in 1979 when I was a student at Washington State University and I lived behind the veterinary medicine school. As the eclipse started, it was like a blanket quieting the animals. They all went quiet. As the eclipse ended they started to make noise again.
It was the one time the neighbor's dog finally stopped barking
Thank you Stephen for making fun of the solar eclipse conspiracies!
I’ve never ever seen a “rich” man so desperate for money.
Remember, unless it's in a bank account, it's not riches. "Net worth" is made up, and usually means that a company has that money, not the person in charge of it.
Right
@@TheDanishGuyReviews yes and no. People in real estate are always heavily leveraged in their properties. Case in point: Rene Benno and SIGNA Holdings. He had billions in assets, but because of rising interest rates, the carousel broke down and he wasn’t liquid enough to cover the increased costs of servicing his debt.
In the case of Trump, he probably is liquid enough to survive, because most of his business is built on branding and selling his name associated with properties he might not outright own. Trump isn’t broke, but he probably doesn’t have billions in cash.
He just doesn’t want to spend his own money and is happy to separate fools from their money.
The desperate of himself himself and himself
Not since Scrooge McDuck, anyways
My side hurts from laughing and I am so grateful for the people who truly represent America and the freedoms and the humor that helps us all tolerate the trump
Me too. Between Colbert and his commenters 😂 lots of hilarious people out here ~
"I don't need their money and i don't want their money."
--Trump 2016
"Gimme your money."
--Trump 2024
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Actually that second one should be "-From one minute after last statement until present and counting."
Trump funded about 10% of his campaign in 2016.
He was taking money the whole time.
"We get all the money we need from Russia"
Eric Trump 2015
"Gimme ALL your money. Except the ultra-wealthy. You can keep all your money. Ultra-wealthy don't need good infrastructure, schools, any of that nonsense. So why should they pay for it? And, they can give more to me."
"An ostrich laid an egg" that's first class journalism right there 😎👍
Well it's cnn what did you expect ? 😂😂😂
it’s ‘laid’
@@richardhaywood3817Let's face it, US mainstream news isn't getting any better or is it a dumber public that only wants gossip instead?.
Cannot believe Trump’s ad is a parody itself
“Fan” created it, it’s not his ad. Stephen says that in this clip.
@@8arrows With fans like those, who needs haters? Of course the Farty-five fans wouldn't understand the irony behind that "ad".
@@JZsBFF😂 Farty five
The person that made it must be so proud.😂
@@8arrows Trump reposts all adulatory nonsense because it appeals to MAGA mentality🤪
Laugh now but you will look back and realize. This was moment the ostrich messiah was laid as foreseen by big bird of Sesame.
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤🎉
If I'm ever in the path of a volcanic eruption that I know I have no chance of escaping, I'm sitting on the toilet and opening up a catalog.
The pose may be undignified, but it'll be worth it for all the laughs I'll get in the afterlife at all the archeologists pointing at me as proof that it occurred completely without warning.
Ah come on, if I hear of animals going nuts in a zoo during an eclipse, I want it to be something like, Zoo Orangutan began reciting Hamlet with French Accent or Zoo Platypus put on a brown Fedora to go be a super spy.
Or maybe a baboon makes out with a giraffe.
=)
I'm just wondering why they did not hang out by the nocturnal animals enclosures ...there would definitely have been some confused action there!
The strangest behavior I saw was a duck that was swimming in the pool getting out about a minute before totality looking very confused, stood still for 5 minutes, then got back in the pool. It was much less underwhelming than it would have been if I had known to expect it.
Or the Flappy-lipped Taylor Green Mango Head said something sensible.
oh the Danish joke was spot on - too functional !😊
Except that it was a German accent, not Danish 😅
Granted, a Danish accent is pretty hard to do - I'm not even sure how we do it.
I'm in the PNW, where the maximum occlusion of this eclipse was going to be about 20% at about 11:25 AM, and we had normal weather (overcast and light rain). I was out running errands and didn't notice, but my car did! About 11:15, the car turned on its headlights; and at about 11:35, it turned them off again.
Well Donald, maybe if you didn’t insult Denmark in your first year, they might have been more willing to fly on over.
I doubt it! Do you know that "school" & "shooting range" are not synonyms in Dutch?
@@mehere8038 - .... Do you know Danes don't speak Dutch? 😩😩
@@TheMrVengeance lol oh dear, I did screw up on that little comment didn't I! Netherlands is Dutch! Danes speak Danish don't they (hope I got that right, I didn't look it up, cause I'm kinda already embarrassed by my screw up, would feel even more embarrassed if I had to look it up to correct my mistake)
The billionaire who needs to hold fundraisers… all the time
The begging billionaire
God Bless Stephen Colbert. Excellent as usual 😎🤘🤘
Denmark - the nice country he didn’t want to visit because our prime minister wasn’t “nice”?
Just because she called his bs
The vasectomy / root canal gag is pure gold. Having had BOTH at different points in my life, I would take my chances with the dentist ;)
I'm not usually one to defend Lauren Gropebert, but you have to be intoxicated to get through one of Donnie's events!
That's nothin'; I was drunk through his entire term in office. I don't have enough money to last through a second term. Perhaps a go fund me page will help.
Bimbert
I don't drink enough to even think about attending one of his events.
@@cyclewisconsin105if admission was free…I ‘d have to go. I would excused myself to go to the restroom to read some classified documents.
@@cyclewisconsin105 I wouldn't attend one of his events even if you paid for my entire bar bill for the rest of my existence.
I heard on the radio the flights would bank toward the eclipse on one side then the other in the course of 4min of totality (guessing two minutes on each side). It was a precision maneuver the pilots actually trained for in a simulator. They actually flew into the path of the eclipse and let the Moon's shadow catch up with them. Pretty interesting stuff.
That’s some top
Piloting skills 😮
@@christinamann3640 They specially trained for this flight, yes. I don't know how successful they were. I'm too tired to look it up. Maybe later.
I was on the 2017 eclipse flight on Southwest, and the pilot got special permission to bank deeper than normal so passengers could get a good view. It was magical! People with window seats were very gracious and shared so everyone could see the shadow. It gave me faith in humanity. ♥️
@@JillKnapp Oh, neat!
I still don't see the point! What can you see from a plane that you can't see from the ground? Seems to me like nothing extra to see but lots to miss
"Astrid, vi have to get out of Copenhagen, the furniture is getting too functional." 😅😂
I live in Austin TX saw the total eclipse today to celebrate the event we should have sent Trump on a 1 way no return trip to the moon 😆😅🤣😂
Vote it away, we don't want a trump day
The 50 million has already been redirected to his legal defense and settlement.
excellent. if you are going to lie, might as well be a whopper. did you see the guy hosting the event? ewe!
If the Democratic Party witch hunt was not occurring, he would not have to, we all know trump is all about trump, why else would he want to put his name on everything
@@user-vs2ye9jh4o its not a witch hunt to stop illegal religious nationalism.
@user-vs2ye9jh4o
You've got the timeline backwards there, goober.
Trump only decided to run for president in order to run from the law.
And his legal bills wouldn't be so big if he hadn't hired the firm of Delay, Delay and Delay.
@@user-vs2ye9jh4o an anonymous poster not brave enough to show their real identity and support Tre45on at the same time.
I watched PBS News Hour coverage of the eclipse. They showed NASA moving across the country and showing each city that had the best view. No talking heads rambling on and on and no crowds standing around with their mouths hanging open catching flies. It was great.
Happy Eclipse day in Mexico, America, Canada 🎉
Mr. Stephen is a great talker. You make show more than fun. Even you sometimes use ironic words to imply or describe someone.
In 2017, there was a solar eclipse. This year I hope more people look up to see how beautiful the universe is😊
Hello gorgeous, 🥰 Your comments are always worth reading.. I pray God gives you many beautiful days and you know God loves us all so much!.....So where are you from? I'm Erkan, originally from Turkey but currently living in California.
The only difference I heard with wildlife was the bullfrog in our pond deciding to start croaking. 😂
Where I live there was no eclipse and still the bullfrog choir raised a symphony.
Should I worry?
A pending bullfrogalypse perhaps?
It was mostly cloudy here, partial eclipse. For a short while, the birds vanished from the feeders. When the eclipse was almost over, seems like every bird in the neighborhood came to snack.
Was full eclipse here. The birds got quiet for a few minutes then started chirping again as it got lighter. That’s all I noticed.
😂😂 I was outside during the eclipse in San Antonio (98% cover), and the birds disappeared (went quiet) for about 5 minutes, then came back out to eat their birdseed. The dogs and cats didn't react at all.😂
Hello gorgeous, 🥰 Your comments are always worth reading.. I pray God gives you many beautiful days and you know God loves us all so much!.....So where are you from? I'm Erkan, originally from Turkey but currently living in California.
@@ErkanyYildirimWhich god? Humankind has created thousands to pick from.
@@user-sv9nb8ky2tcatfishing expedition?
@@ErkanyYildirim Oooo, a Turkish Stalker! How adorable.
Pity you could not go to a spot where the eclipse was 100%. That last 2% makes a world of difference. Or did you mean the cloud cover was 98%? That’s sad…..
My kitties slept through the eclipse. They were just sad the front window lost it's warm. 😊
For 4 minutes? What's wrong with your windows? My cat would have slept through it all
After a 6 hour drive. I saw the Sun hug the mood and let out a solar flare. The view through the telescope was incredible. Tried my hand at recording the event with mediocre success. Not as good as my own eyes but lets me show what I saw. The sun even had a spot. The moment was breathtaking. Even with the eerie silence as all the grasshoppers and birds hushed in unison.
I’m disappointed that so few people I talked to actually went out to see the eclipse. I made it a whole event - I went out with a friend during lunch and we just chilled/observed. It was only half totality, but it was a great time :)
I spent two hours at a park near my home. Got 32 minutes of footage and lots of good pictures.
It only covered 1/3 of the sun here. Wasn't worth going blind over.
My daughter and I tried to make it an event, but complete cloud cover obscured the eclipse. But we still grilled fajitas, veggies, made tortillas and salsa, rice and beans, drank a Modelo Negra. Later we had dessert and champagne. Just another day in South Texas, y’all. (Everything else here sucks.)😂
I stood in my front yard and shared my eclipse glasses with random passersby. It was fun.
Stuck in MN we saw not even a hint of the sun all day due to cloud cover 😕 If you got to see any bit of it you're lucky!
In the PNW (Washington), it was heavy clouds and rain all day. Best views of totality was NASA telescopes from different locations.
Came to Indiana from Minnesota and did feel so lucky. It was amazing! Plus nice to see some spring here. Hope spring will be in MN soon!🤞
Here in Pennsylvania, we were set to see an almost total eclipse, being not far from the totality area. Yet the clouds were so thick, you couldn’t even tell where the sun was! I was sorely disappointed. Been looking forward to this for months! Very heartbroken tonight. ☹️
The uk never gets to see these for the same reasons clouds
@@lisaspikes4291 dam :(
As a Dane selling said furniture, that last joke made me laugh quite a bit 😂
At the highlight of the eclipse, it got eerily quiet with no animal sounds and even traffic got quiet.
And that’s how chump got his latest sprayed tan. He looks unusually orange/red/browish… difficult to name his latest skin tone.
On the Pantone chart: Skidmark
Diaphanous Diaper Rust.
Shade: Conman Covfefe Copperturd
It's his favorite word,fake.
Burnt Umbrage
Watching the awesome eclipse today you can understand why backward, incipient, isolated tribes were frightened out of their minds by the phenomenon, somebody should check on Marjorie TG & the Maga people and make sure they're ok.🙄
Excuse me ! They are NEVER OK !!😮
Dear God, why is this so hard for people to understand? When European immigrants came to America it was because wars, violence, famine and religious persecution compelled them. Greater social mobility and economic opportunities in America also helped draw them in. For the most part (excluding Ukraine) Europe isn't experiencing these types of crises but parts of Africa, Asia, South & Central America, Mexico and the Caribbean are. That's why most of the new immigration isn't coming from Europe anymore 🙄.
I live in the line of totality in northern Maine. I was outside with my dog and one of my cats yesterday during the eclipse. They just stood there. Wildlife, I only heard a crow caw a couple times.
Was the image in the Trump ad a totality, or a totalitarian??
Good comment!
The image was totally insane😂😂
"The furniture design is too functional!" Stephen is too funny.
That was a hilarious monologue.
Eclipse: sheep dog punches man... Laughed so hard!
I brought my cats outside to see the eclipse. They could not possibly have cared less lol. It was a nice walk though
An ostrich laying an egg? Perhaps it was an Easter ritual and she was just a week behind.
I know somebody that has a turtle that laid an egg on Easter Sunday. Take that ostrich and Easter bunny!!
Or ahead, if she's orthodox.
@@andreabradley5837 I bet that was a leisurely Easter weekend. kekekekeke
Damn rabbits Easters are always so rushed.
Thank you Stephen Colbert for always making me laugh. You’re the best! 🤘🏻
Hello pretty lady, How are you doing and the weather condition like?
Dear Lord 🤦♀️ Please vote 💙
Does she/he pay her/his taxes?
Does she/he have a green card?
Yes... Yes they do. Do you?
I'm so glad you weren't caught up in MTG's "rapture", Stephen. We sure would've missed you.
😁😄
If the rapture happened, why is she still here?
I can't stand the TFG. dealing with his bullshit everyday is just too much and it's enough America can't take this anymore. Vote Blue 🗳️💙
you and me both brother
RFK!! RFK!! RFK!!
@@ConnorRichardson-iw5cn you must be out yo damned mind fool, sit Down =)
@@ConnorRichardson-iw5cnget a life. He will be sure to mess yours up even more. But RFK is nuts and so are his supporters. Good luck, you need it, dude.
You do know that when he loses he'll start running for 2028 with the same line of BS he's been using right along?
see that? nobody throws shade like black hole don, no light escapes
Fools Shall Not Replace Us
If that ostrich egg hatches, they should call the chick Luna.
That raises the question when to write the birth certificate: is it when the egg is laid or is it when the egg is hatched?
Umbra
sol
Dark Brandon has to wear eye protection to stop his laser eyes destroying the sun! 😎
Love Dark Brandon!
The eclipse is like welding without a hood for a short while, you won't know you burned your eyes for a day or two.
Saying you're fine right after is counting chickens before they hatch.
Ostriches?
Best monologue! Every joke was perfect! Thanks for the great laughs
5:16 'Also Sprach Zarathustra' is one of the most abused pieces of music in history.
But it has now reached a new low.
Woooooooooooooo!
Well, I mean, Donnie doesn't seem like the type who'd overestimate his donations, or crowd size, does he? Nawwwwwww... We should totally just trust him on it. * nods *
Not Honest
Donny ....
That's funny It wouldn't let me put honest and Donnie on the same line...
Trump has been shaking down billionaires lately, reminding them that their hedge fund tax breaks are set to expire in 2025 and the had better cough up to re-elect him or lose their tax breaks.
He called the whole thing a fundraising event to compete with Biden's recent fundraiser where actual people attended and had a good time.
'We have to flee from Copenhagen, the furniture is just too functional!' It really is, build some useless tricks and weaknesses into it if you want to sell well in the U.S.!
😂😂
And make sure you make it from press- wood!
I live in an area where there is usually lots of deer on the road, but last night, there was literally HUNDREDS of them just standing on the road staring at the sky
Speaking of the end times, at the end of April, we're set to have a cicadapocalypse!
So it’s like: earthquake; total eclipse; plague of ‘locusts’ (kinda). Doomsdayers are gonna love it! 😂
@@lindaj5492 The Plague of Frogs has already begun. FrogSword and Frogge (aka FrogHammer) somehow came out with Frog Metal within weeks of each other.
…staring at the phone at 3am - me too! Good to know I am in good company 😅
Arkansas was empty got to watch with new friends from Idaho and New Mexico at a beautiful cemetery. Felt like I skipped a night of sleep the darkness was delightful but heavy!
I have a cat. He's strange everyday!!😹😹
we have two. magical🥰❤ and cool cats🍀☯
I have a Service Animal and even though we maxed out at 65% Totality, she refused to move for quite some time near the peak and did not stop shaking for hours
My son's roommates dogs acted distressed during the one in 2017.
Also the birds stopped flying and roosted in the trees.
My dog 🐩 doesn’t get bothered unless I do, even T&Lightening doesn’t bother him!
It seems that some individual animals are more affected by it than others. Much like humans.
Why didn't you play the "thaw" card and the +12 strength?
The poor guy. Was alerted to protect you but couldn't pinpoint the source that appeared way bigger than he could fathom? That could really scare a service animal. Make him feel helpless, vulnerable.
Stephen, that monologue was 🔥 tonight, I burst out laughing so much that I didn't dare drink from the water I was holding!
I remember you on 'Strangers With Candy' in the cast recitation slash drill of "A Dream Deferred." That's when I realized you were a good actor and not actually like that principal.
🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 ❤️ 🎭
Stephen’s transitions into different roles are phenomenal. So many lol moments in this monologue, best one i’ve seen in a while!
I saw it in person in 2017. This time, on tv. So many reporters were very uninformed. Did they not study the solar system in school? Was it so poorly covered in August 2017?
Sadly, I had to watch it on TV too (I'm in Scotland). I followed the footage as it crossed the US. It was very jarring though....I thought people would stand in silent awe at it, and be mesmerised, but It was just noisy whooping and shouting, plus a news person interviewing people DURING the event! Really annoying!
Has Trump reached peak narcissism yet?
He doesn't have a peak 😂
It would seem like it's steadily being replaced by Alzheimer bits.
what time is it
No but Biden is walking a rail with his assistance to the Zionist Project and pretending the USA is more than their mafia hit man. Narcississma - Don McLean look for it
He's redefined what peak narcissism is
The sun vanished, and the temperature dropped from 78 to 63. Also, the bugs came out. The joys of a state park at totality.
For the vasectomy guy, the last time I heard "hang on give me a sec" was giving birth to my first born in 1989 after the doc kept telling me to push told me to stop so the staff could get my husband from crashing on the floor so he didn't get hurt. My response "Oh sure you go from yelling at me to "Hang on a sec" because you don't want to call anyone because of what he is putting me threw" Have kids they said, it will be fun they said while my mom was trying not to laugh and saying "it's ok sweetie remember your breathing" because "HE" didn't want to be there to begin with and I HAD NOT DRUGS!!!!!. Sorry vasectomy guy you thought your doc was messing with you. Eye roll
Hello gorgeous, 🥰 Your comments are always worth reading.. I pray God gives you many beautiful days and you know God loves us all so much!.....So where are you from? I'm Erkan, originally from Turkey but currently living in California.
@@ErkanyYildirim Shut up already, dude.
@@helentaylor7132I hope you’re having a wonderful day?
The Shaggy D.A. was a deep cut
Actually, the eclipse started in America at Mazatlan.
"Astrid, we got to get out of Copenhagen, the furniture design is too functional". :) :) :)
I LOVE the excitement of the ZOO guy!! 🤣🤣🤣🥚
Go for the Coppertone baby!
Hello gorgeous, 🥰 Your comments are always worth reading.. I pray God gives you many beautiful days and you know God loves us all so much!.....So where are you from? I'm Erkan, originally from Turkey but currently living in California.
@@ErkanyYildirim Thank you, Erkan. I'm from the San Diego north county area. I'm more of the power of the universe than an actual God person, and to each their own, no. Have a great day!
@@virginiamiller4890 your beauty caught my eyes, Are you married or single?
@@virginiamiller4890 you have a very beautiful profile can’t we be friends if you don’t mind?
@@virginiamiller4890 Can we be friends if you don’t mind
Loved how famous bats cave in Mexico reacts , bats said no still sleeping!
Ha !
How would they have known about it? It’s not as if it got any darker inside a pitch black cave.
@@marilynbersoncohen4060 not sure about you, but that's what I thought was the joke =)
Oof! Face palm. Didn’t read it as a joke bc you see lots of uninformed comments being posted. Thanks. It does make me wonder how bats know it’s dark outside. Must be circadian rhythms.
@@marilynbersoncohen4060 =)
I could probably break the Guinness book 📕 of World records blowing smoke 💨 rings ⭕️, Stephen ❤️🔥😹😎🥂
Hello pretty lady, How are you doing and the weather condition like?
Pretty incredible! Totality lasted like four mins for me in southern Indiana makes my third eclipse in 7 years
All hail The Horn of Dust.