Trump’s Eclipse Message, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Display of Dim-bulbery & A.I. for STDs!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 апр 2024
  • We had a Total Solar Eclipse today, people were lining up all across the country to buy viewing glasses, Biden put out an official White House message warning us not to look up, Team Trump used the Eclipse to make a point on Truth Social, Marjorie Taylor Greene posted about the earthquake in New York and eclipse, Trump accepted an award on behalf of his wife Melania who was too busy to attend, he is working hard to reimagine his official stance on abortion, there is a new app that uses A.I. to determine if you have an STI, and we headed out to Hollywood Blvd to ask people “What is an Eclipse?”
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  • @focusedeye
    @focusedeye 20 дней назад +382

    Why would anyone from Denmark, Switzerland or Norway want to move to the USA?,

    • @mygirl1129
      @mygirl1129 20 дней назад +19

      There was a time.

    • @mygirl1129
      @mygirl1129 20 дней назад +22

      It just looks a little bad right now, but it's not a true fixer upper.
      💙

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist 20 дней назад +35

      Because they
      Have a social democracy.
      Something we could only aspire to be. ❤

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 20 дней назад +22

      I have no idea. None. 😂 I live here ... omfg

    • @AnthonyKing0811
      @AnthonyKing0811 20 дней назад +2

      Nothing else to do

  • @axelfpv1983
    @axelfpv1983 20 дней назад +1351

    The lack of intelligence in this country depresses the heck out of me. The ideocracy is real and breeding.

    • @jonmendelson1104
      @jonmendelson1104 20 дней назад +83

      Agreed. I saw someone in the comments section of this video using the letter 'e' to spell idiocracy.

    • @Ford_prefect_42
      @Ford_prefect_42 20 дней назад +27

      They have to be faking to get on tv right? Like these answers are so bonkers they can't be real

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 20 дней назад +15

      @@jonmendelson1104 You beat me to it. 🙂

    • @sammisabbie
      @sammisabbie 20 дней назад +30

      idiocracy*

    • @LateBloomerMedia
      @LateBloomerMedia 20 дней назад +27

      It's crazy to think most people don't even know how to spell the word ideeockruhsea

  • @xrandy11
    @xrandy11 20 дней назад +163

    No one in their right mind would move to the US from Denmark, Norway or Switzerland.

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 19 дней назад +7

      no one in their right mind would live in America.
      my late Republican dad (a good Republican,) moved to Canada so us kids wouldn't be born in America, live in America or be killed in America.
      (but i do have dual Canada-US citizenship, so I still ended being American LOL)

    • @TheCatNoOneWanted
      @TheCatNoOneWanted 19 дней назад +2

      very good point..

    • @vinnydurham8964
      @vinnydurham8964 19 дней назад +1

      It happens a lot what you talking about?

    • @TheBunnyodeath
      @TheBunnyodeath 19 дней назад +7

      Oda Danske net I do live in america because I build rockets. Married a texan. She's nice. But if trump is re-elected going home

    • @Dan-yz4qz
      @Dan-yz4qz 19 дней назад +2

      I'd move to Europe too

  • @marcialarue8357
    @marcialarue8357 20 дней назад +70

    Cannot believe the ignorance! How the f..k do they even survive? OMG ... The ignorance ... My head hurts!

    • @Linda-io2ns
      @Linda-io2ns 20 дней назад +4

      There trump's lot,

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 19 дней назад +2

      what's the saying about god protecting the children & fools...?
      something like that...

  • @SusanBame
    @SusanBame 20 дней назад +1493

    If that spray tan (LOL) gets any darker, he's going to have to arrest HIMSELF at the border.

  • @nataliemills6644
    @nataliemills6644 20 дней назад +212

    I’m surprised Trump didn’t insist on stopping the eclipse at the border.

    • @icedragon1883
      @icedragon1883 20 дней назад +17

      Don't give him any ideas

    • @rtm365bnc
      @rtm365bnc 20 дней назад

      He could nuke it over Mexico and make them “Pay for It”. Ok, maybe not.

    • @JBG1968
      @JBG1968 20 дней назад +4

      Actually , right wing media did

    • @mangojulie123
      @mangojulie123 20 дней назад +5

      It was coming from Mexico. What did you expect? 😊

    • @tonyzed6831
      @tonyzed6831 20 дней назад +6

      He said he would nuke it and Mexico would pay for the nukes;

  • @user-vn3hb1ng6q
    @user-vn3hb1ng6q 19 дней назад +37

    I am from Germany and I am quite confident, that 9 out of 10 asked people here could explain, what an eclipse is. God, make America smart again.

    • @patrikfloding7985
      @patrikfloding7985 17 дней назад +9

      Again? I'm pretty sure it never was.

    • @Tommy69deluxe
      @Tommy69deluxe 17 дней назад +2

      Wohl eher 98 von 100 Leuten.
      Das liegt aber nur daran dass das deutsche Wort für Eclipse sich so ziemlich selbst erklärt. Sonnenfinsternis.
      ...bis auf den Teil mit dem Mond. :D

    • @MrBilly-xo4mt
      @MrBilly-xo4mt 10 дней назад

      I am from America, and I am quite confident that 9 out of 10 people here could explain what a solar eclipse is. You got to realize that this is a comedy show, so of course they are only gonna display the answers that people got totally wrong. Jimmy Kimmel's team was probably out there for hours interviewing people trying to find the few confused people who didn't know what an eclipse is. Now I know you are from Germany, but you should probably learn proper punctuation before dissing Americans again. It is grammatically incorrect to use a comma to separate an independent clause from a dependent clause like you did the first two times bud.

    • @user-vn3hb1ng6q
      @user-vn3hb1ng6q 10 дней назад +2

      @@MrBilly-xo4mt I admit that I occasionally make mistakes in foreign languages. As long as I express myself clearly, I can live with minor slips in punctuation. Feel free to keep the two misplaced commas and use them for other purposes.

  • @caroljo420
    @caroljo420 20 дней назад +73

    Our educational system obviously sucks! How embarrassing!!! I graduated high school in 1970, and I can't imagine being that uneducated....

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 19 дней назад +9

      I’m not American but I swear your education system makes every third world countries’ education systems look like their students go on to attend Oxford or Cambridge

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 18 дней назад +3

      My youngest brother is 8 years my junior and he was going through with A's. then he read this news article to me. I guess he never had to read the word before. He asked me what deo - dor - ant was. When you hear the word sounded out that way you get confused too. I had to look at the word to see what the hell he was talking about.? De odor ant. From that moment on I thought the English language is damn hard to LEARN. MY BROTHER WAS JUST FINISHING GRADE 12 as a B+ student. I guess he never ran into the word before. First time for everything I guess. He broke it down into smaller units but he broke it up wrong.. Stuff happens even to the best of us. But he knows what an eclipse is & why.

    • @patrikfloding7985
      @patrikfloding7985 17 дней назад

      @@bunzeebear2973 I'm sure there's a good joke in there about your brother and deodorants.

  • @mxc0bbn
    @mxc0bbn 20 дней назад +764

    we are so embarrassing as a nation.

    • @miklmiklmtrcycl6009
      @miklmiklmtrcycl6009 20 дней назад +21

      True fact

    • @jonmendelson1104
      @jonmendelson1104 20 дней назад +8

      Just remember that they likely asked a lot more people than that and only include the people who didn't know it. The bit wouldn't be funny if everyone was giving the correct answer so they just include the clips of those who didn't. If they asked one thousand people and those five - not including Guillermo and Cousin Micki since I'm fairly sure they just play a role for the show - were the only ones who didn't know the answer would you still think that?

    • @78Mustang
      @78Mustang 20 дней назад +5

      Yes

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 20 дней назад +4

      *species

    • @sipthewater
      @sipthewater 20 дней назад

      And those are the ones who easily decide to vote for con don.

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop 20 дней назад +513

    He wants immigrants from Denmark and Switzerland… But the problem is they have 0 interest in moving to the US.

    • @laurencea9005
      @laurencea9005 20 дней назад +56

      True. In all those countries life is better. The relationship between the various communities is better.

    • @frankstone3809
      @frankstone3809 20 дней назад +60

      Can you even imagine anyone leaving Switzerland to come here?! Lol

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou 20 дней назад

      I mean even some third world countries have better health insurance than the US and none of them have that many guns in civilian hands.l, even if you include the weapons in the hands of militias.

    • @ItsToanLam
      @ItsToanLam 20 дней назад +70

      True... I live here in Denmark and I'm pretty happy with our public Healthcare and free education

    • @sweetsweet3753
      @sweetsweet3753 20 дней назад

      i am originally from new zealand. fortunately as a nation we never buy into the American 'self marketing' greatest country in the world BS. it was really cool growing up in a country with virtually no racism and no one cares about genders etc..(just be you).. . and where the 'far left' and the 'far right' political parties are really only a few centimetres apart on their policies..

  • @colinthorn
    @colinthorn 20 дней назад +43

    What gets me is not that people don't know what an eclipse is. It's the fact that when people don't know stuff, they hardly ever say that they don't know. Saying "I don't know" is largely the preserve of the better educated.

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 19 дней назад +6

      hey stop picking on Trump!

    • @colinthorn
      @colinthorn 19 дней назад +4

      @@Gravydog316 Yeah, sorry about that! 😀

  • @lindasimmons7471
    @lindasimmons7471 20 дней назад +99

    I can't believe that there are so many people who can't define what an eclipse is. You would think that the older folks would have known. I have second hand embarrassment for the ignorance of these people.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 20 дней назад +6

      I have soooo much embarrassment.

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 19 дней назад

      really? you can't believe it?
      (I'm sorry you were in a coma from 2016 until today
      don't Google "republicans from 2016-today")

    • @markosolo
      @markosolo 18 дней назад +6

      While their answers were indeed shocking, I believe they only show the crazy wrong responses so, let's hope there were more people who did know what an eclipse was.

    • @TLA-ml2lg
      @TLA-ml2lg 18 дней назад +1

      I think a couple of them were staged.

    • @markosolo
      @markosolo 18 дней назад

      @@TLA-ml2lg I wasn't counting the two 'obviously staged' ones though. I'm just saying a lot of shows do it this way for comedic purposes.

  • @gutinstinct4067
    @gutinstinct4067 20 дней назад +151

    Ever thought of LEARNING from books , instead of BANNING them .

    • @lightspeedlagu
      @lightspeedlagu 20 дней назад +1

      Exactly! Sic transit democracy.

    • @deborahhoward7822
      @deborahhoward7822 20 дней назад +2

      Here, here! With you 100%

    • @gunther3527
      @gunther3527 20 дней назад +1

      Books???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 15 дней назад

      They ban books because they're afraid people might learn from reading them. Ignorant people are easier to control.

  • @lornarettig3215
    @lornarettig3215 20 дней назад +238

    I'm from Switzerland. Under no circumstances would I leave here and move to the US.

    • @p_rice
      @p_rice 20 дней назад +7

      Well, good for you Lorna.

    • @KMc-cw3qt
      @KMc-cw3qt 20 дней назад +28

      Can I come to your house if things go wrong here? I'm housebroken, a good cook and a good listener!

    • @kathygallegos2502
      @kathygallegos2502 20 дней назад +4

      Thank you!

    • @ErikaTBus
      @ErikaTBus 20 дней назад +15

      I don't blame you, but it's a good place to visit. I think most of us would rather move elsewhere...

    • @Keeferboy
      @Keeferboy 20 дней назад +6

      Not if you have a brain inside your head.

  • @SuzzieMarie0130
    @SuzzieMarie0130 19 дней назад +8

    Who can forget Melania’s “I don’t care, do you?” coat? All those little children in cages…what a caring couple

  • @oldnwise
    @oldnwise 20 дней назад +26

    I'm seriously contemplating if there really is intelligent life in the United States...🤔

    • @MrBilly-xo4mt
      @MrBilly-xo4mt 10 дней назад +1

      Barack Obama. Anthony Fauci. Bill Gates. To name a few.
      Some might also note the past minds of Rev. Martin Luther King jr.. J. Robert Oppenheimer. etc. etc.
      Not to mention the thousands of U.S professors and students here in America who are the foundation to 13 of the top 20 colleges in the entire world.
      Cmon bro.

  • @candidaprout560
    @candidaprout560 20 дней назад +82

    From Switzerland I confirm that I don't want to immigrate to the USA. 😮

  • @1432b
    @1432b 20 дней назад +937

    Still waiting to be told what she did for children EXACTLY?

    • @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals 20 дней назад +129

      Yeah, I remember there being a tape where she said she didn't care about the children or Christmas.

    • @vinmanr2d2
      @vinmanr2d2 20 дней назад +91

      BE BEST~~~bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @alfiegrace
      @alfiegrace 20 дней назад +109

      She stayed away from the children

    • @glendas2906
      @glendas2906 20 дней назад +140

      Wore a Jacket that said who Cares

    • @lyndakaye5198
      @lyndakaye5198 20 дней назад +39

      Be best darling...😂😂

  • @Rhiannon1261
    @Rhiannon1261 20 дней назад +5

    The award that Michelle Obama should have gotten. She did more for children than Melania ever did!

  • @soujourne
    @soujourne 20 дней назад +25

    Malania getting an award like that is horrendous.

    • @dawggonevidz9140
      @dawggonevidz9140 19 дней назад +2

      But the fact she's having such a bad mental health day she can't even turn up to accept it is something. Oh sure, for her it's probably upsetting and very difficult, but like says on that coat she so proudly wore to the places where her husband gleefully keep kids in cages, *I DON'T REALLY CARE, DO YOU?*

  • @pjmiller8632
    @pjmiller8632 20 дней назад +147

    The people on the streets of America explains exactly why some of them wear red hats. Yikes.

    • @MavicAir1
      @MavicAir1 20 дней назад +4

      Absolutely.

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 20 дней назад +1

      The question "what started the civil war" got equally intelligent responses

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 20 дней назад +711

    I like how MTG has fully devolved into a raving lunatic on a street corner.

    • @d.b.1176
      @d.b.1176 20 дней назад +35

      Those are her roots

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 20 дней назад +15

      I love her! 🥰 It's not rocket appliance to see why.

    • @annielane5621
      @annielane5621 20 дней назад +14

      @@andrewstevenson118 You’re hard up 😆

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 20 дней назад +36

      @@annielane5621 Sorry to mansplain but... Ms Greene famously said "gazpacho police" and "peach tree dish." This is a play on that, swapping "rocket science" for "rocket appliance". 🙂

    • @MsUppie
      @MsUppie 20 дней назад +14

      @@andrewstevenson118 lol Rocket Appliance 😂

  • @jamesyates1432
    @jamesyates1432 20 дней назад +33

    The SADDEST thing is that even after this segment, the participants probably STILL don't know what an eclipse is. And... they don't care.

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 19 дней назад +1

      sad???
      as a Canadian, it's pretty damn hilarious.

  • @sallya.6944
    @sallya.6944 20 дней назад +10

    So leaving kids in cages at the border, and wearing a jacket that says i don't care, earns her a child advocacy award?? Can't wait to see what they give her for saying she doesn't give a $uck about Christmas. Who cares about Christmas?

  • @brettzimmermann5286
    @brettzimmermann5286 20 дней назад +324

    As an Australian, I have a new found appreciation of our education system. Holy cow.

    • @claireingles-sj6xz
      @claireingles-sj6xz 20 дней назад +13

      Yes the weight of the cross the logical American citizen must bear on a constant basis is truly staggering.

    • @KatieGray1
      @KatieGray1 20 дней назад +19

      There's a reason we as a country don't know the metric system. They tried to teach that in science and no one paid attention to that either. Less than 20% of those that graduate high school in this country are proficient in science. It's our worst subject as a country, so it's kind of amazing that we keep trying to do the hard things like landing people on the moon.

    • @lovemakestheworldgoround6726
      @lovemakestheworldgoround6726 20 дней назад +12

      Yeah, right? Can't believe how ignorant some people are... 😲 I thought we learnt about eclipses - lunar and solar - in year 2 or 3!!

    • @katl6426
      @katl6426 20 дней назад +5

      I've decided our politicians & political system aren't so bad either!

    • @woopimagpie
      @woopimagpie 20 дней назад +12

      Based on percentages of tertiary education in the populace we are ahead of the US, and but we're not that high on the world education scale (in 2024 we rank 10th - at least we're still in the Top 10).
      The US used to be 5th back in the 1980s, but has since fallen to 12th. Australia used to be 9th back then, we've slipped one place down.
      That's based on tertiary education though. The best secondary education figures I can find are the WT20 education rankings, which has Australia in 17th and the US in 30th. Neither are particularly flattering, but for a country with the resources of the US to be ranked 30th is very embarrassing.
      Just for interest, South Korea, Japan, and the Scandinavian countries are at the top of both lists.

  • @34rn357
    @34rn357 20 дней назад +429

    Wait until Americans find out the world is round. It’s going to be amazing.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 20 дней назад +23

      A growing number of Republicans deny it.

    • @katarinad1309
      @katarinad1309 20 дней назад +17

      Psst…..some of us know but we like to play with the republicans.

    • @gunther3527
      @gunther3527 20 дней назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @janetabrowne5719
      @janetabrowne5719 20 дней назад +4

      Lol..great one

    • @wlofthouse
      @wlofthouse 20 дней назад +7

      The moon is also flat. I bet you didn't know that.

  • @jpg7879
    @jpg7879 20 дней назад +4

    MTG should be in Prison.

  • @christopherdollbaum8819
    @christopherdollbaum8819 20 дней назад +17

    One thing about that Eclipse skit on the street:
    Those people vote.
    Good luck to all.

    • @cibsim
      @cibsim 20 дней назад +1

      That's a good one. A bit scary though...

    • @bobrowland7086
      @bobrowland7086 19 дней назад +1

      Proudly wearing their MAGA hats LOL

  • @JaapvanderVelde
    @JaapvanderVelde 20 дней назад +107

    And then these people walk away, carry firearms, and drive vehicles on their way to conceive and raise children.

    • @naomihatfield3015
      @naomihatfield3015 20 дней назад +10

      Terrifying, isn't it?

    • @herika006
      @herika006 20 дней назад +10

      And vote!

    • @jimbuchanan2026
      @jimbuchanan2026 20 дней назад

      Remember that as someone said the TV station cherrypicks 'em for broadcast. Still - They have firearms, raise children, drive cars, and probably lick steel poles after a freezing cold.

  • @user-gi9np5vp2x
    @user-gi9np5vp2x 20 дней назад +358

    OMG!! I understood what an eclipse was and how it happens when I was 6 years old. These uneducated people are pitiful!

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 20 дней назад +4

      It's not completely their own fault. We've been groomed for a couple centuries, just in this country, to place value on our ability to follow the rules and it's only hard worthwhile work if it's manual or skilled labor.

    • @raymondomit6386
      @raymondomit6386 20 дней назад +5

      A good fallow up question is if they have ever voted for A president who looked at one without eye protection lol 😂

    • @tonydezurik6863
      @tonydezurik6863 20 дней назад +2

      Well, a lot are not uneducated, or at east heard about it in school, but manage to dismiss it all

    • @stephenbingham5935
      @stephenbingham5935 20 дней назад +1

      Ditto.

    • @phill6859
      @phill6859 20 дней назад +1

      They knew when they were 6, their brain filed it under "things you don't need to know". Which is true.

  • @Micsq4lv
    @Micsq4lv 19 дней назад +5

    I so appreciate the lady in the peach that said she didn’t know what crossed in front of the sun. She offered what she could and didn’t lie about not knowing after that - only guessed a planet when the producer pushed her for an answer. It’s a good thing to admit you don’t know something instead of creating a falsehood. It allows a doorway to learn when we admit we don’t know something. Thank you lady for being brave to offer what you remembered about it, and most especially being brave enough not to lie. Love from 🇨🇦

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 15 дней назад

      In ancient times the moon was considered a planet, so in that sense she was on the right track.

  • @AyeCarumba221
    @AyeCarumba221 20 дней назад +6

    When Kimmel does these questions on the street, it’s so embarrassing how ignorant many of these folks are. So many people must never read a newspaper. Like my trump-loving brother.

  • @Thurston86
    @Thurston86 20 дней назад +99

    Holy crap, America! You might wanna rethink your education system if so many people don’t know what something so elementary as a solar eclipse is. 😂

    • @kg4wwn
      @kg4wwn 20 дней назад +2

      You realize they were probably out there for hours to get those interviews, and they didn't show all the people who knew it, right?

    • @anethers7545
      @anethers7545 20 дней назад

      No, education in a lot of America is that bad, and the R’s are trying to destroy it more. They can control the uneducated easier

    • @__Veronica__.
      @__Veronica__. 20 дней назад

      ​@kg4wwn Exactly! Apparently common sense isn't very common, according to how many comments think Americans are not taught about solar eclipses in elementary school. Lol

  • @peforster6725
    @peforster6725 19 дней назад +11

    We live in Windsor, Ontario. Local libraries are collecting eclipse glasses to mail to south America for the eclipes in August.

  • @carocary
    @carocary 20 дней назад +7

    These asking everyday people simple questions just make me sad - it is just hard to watch. How did these people survive til adulthood?

  • @damionrockwell2300
    @damionrockwell2300 20 дней назад +152

    Omg, America needs to invest in education. And.. Get rid of the lead pipe drinking fountains in schools 😢

    • @darrenmogg3440
      @darrenmogg3440 20 дней назад +11

      problem is - that would cut down the number of future republican voters...

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 20 дней назад

      Why work hard at being educated in the US when you're more likely to be riddled with lead from a classmate.

    • @asdk3090
      @asdk3090 20 дней назад

      ​@darrenmogg3440 I have no idea what you're talking about I drank from the water fountains and I vote biden , trump mean and biden nice.

    • @viderethevaccinatorfromhol7536
      @viderethevaccinatorfromhol7536 20 дней назад +1

      ​@@asdk3090do you know what an eclipse is?

    • @tomthecasual5337
      @tomthecasual5337 20 дней назад

      @@asdk3090 you can't possibly vote for biden this time though. this is the time to vote third party. both candidates are unfit as presidents and morally bankrupt.

  • @johnnydarling8021
    @johnnydarling8021 20 дней назад +241

    These people who don't know even the basics of an eclipse make me sad.

    • @Ford_prefect_42
      @Ford_prefect_42 20 дней назад +5

      They're faking it to get on tv, right? ... Right 🥺

    • @johnnydarling8021
      @johnnydarling8021 20 дней назад +9

      @@Ford_prefect_42 I really, really hope so.

    • @AsaNoGaijin
      @AsaNoGaijin 20 дней назад +10

      US education system

    • @lostinfrance9830
      @lostinfrance9830 20 дней назад +6

      This was worse than the videos you see when folk are asked to point to Europe on a map and they point to Africa most of the time

    • @julia-nc6ox
      @julia-nc6ox 20 дней назад

      @@Ford_prefect_42 hope so!

  • @robertmorrison5728
    @robertmorrison5728 19 дней назад +7

    Hollywood Blvd is frightening!! I want to laugh, but it's too painful! We are doomed!!!

  • @BDchange789
    @BDchange789 20 дней назад +7

    It’s actually embarrassing/sad that people don’t know what happens during an eclipse.

  • @Chez8922-kf6cy
    @Chez8922-kf6cy 20 дней назад +259

    In Biden's commercial he should have said "Don't be a dummy, don't look into the sun." then showed a clip of Trump looking at the last eclipse.

    • @SexySkoChick
      @SexySkoChick 20 дней назад +8

      😂😆😭🤣

    • @Ravencall
      @Ravencall 20 дней назад +24

      He didn't have to. We all know that he was talking about silly trump.

    • @dianagross8784
      @dianagross8784 20 дней назад +16

      Lincoln project did that

    • @lyndakaye5198
      @lyndakaye5198 20 дней назад +4

      Bravo!🎉🎉🎉

    • @zzzubmno2755
      @zzzubmno2755 20 дней назад +3

      If it wasnt an election year, I am sure he would have. However, doing it now would just give him and his followers more of a reason whine and support each other's stupidity.

  • @AWSVids
    @AWSVids 20 дней назад +634

    I wonder if the reason that Trump has a tough time reading teleprompters is because he still has a spot in front of his eyes from looking at the eclipse in 2017.

    • @NJones-lb1ln
      @NJones-lb1ln 20 дней назад +38

      Could be part of it, but doesn’t like to read.

    • @mauriciovargas3913
      @mauriciovargas3913 20 дней назад +54

      @@NJones-lb1ln Come on man!, he is an avid reader of the Bible, his favorite book, he is the greatest Bible reader ever! He would have fired that Peter guy, but, Judas? one of his kind 😛!

    • @kaiserauer1
      @kaiserauer1 20 дней назад +30

      He’s got the best eyes, no eyes are better in this entire world. He is our new sun god.😂

    • @cmillerg6306
      @cmillerg6306 20 дней назад +19

      Well, he DOES see the black people!

    • @joedaniels1597
      @joedaniels1597 20 дней назад +15

      ​@@NJones-lb1lnhe can't read.

  • @anastasiae.5338
    @anastasiae.5338 19 дней назад +2

    That friggin' guy is the reason I couldn't think of the eclipse without remembering he stared at it. The man's a fool.

  • @tommunyon2874
    @tommunyon2874 20 дней назад +3

    I was hoping Mephistopheles would lay claim to Marjorie during totality.

  • @patriciabrown8152
    @patriciabrown8152 20 дней назад +104

    We need to take a good look at our education system. Maybe instead of banning books we should be reading them

    • @cibsim
      @cibsim 20 дней назад +3

      Well said, bro...or sister...

    • @lots3799
      @lots3799 20 дней назад +2

      🎯🤦😆😆😆😆💀

    • @lots3799
      @lots3799 20 дней назад +1

      ​@@cibsimOr trans.🤦😅😅😅😅

    • @minchowchowmain6051
      @minchowchowmain6051 20 дней назад

      ❤that part. And we shouldn't be closing any school's down, we /governor should be funding em... What more uneducated proof do they need😂

    • @lk3309
      @lk3309 20 дней назад

      Books are being banned because liberals are offended by them. Just like everything else that's banned or canceled.

  • @Mazda626gtturbo
    @Mazda626gtturbo 20 дней назад +945

    I told my sister, I bet Vegas has odds on trump looking at the sun again without glasses.

    • @samuellopez1957
      @samuellopez1957 20 дней назад +37

      😅😂LOL. That's A Good One 😅😂😊

    • @kammyc1573
      @kammyc1573 20 дней назад +25

      😂😂

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 20 дней назад +40

      No "eye diapers" for him!

    • @lindataylor7299
      @lindataylor7299 20 дней назад +15

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 20 дней назад +25

      is it even gambling if the outcome is so certain?

  • @celiamirabal8678
    @celiamirabal8678 19 дней назад +3

    Thank you Jimmy, embarrass the hell out of trump

  • @mackinacisland3825
    @mackinacisland3825 20 дней назад +10

    How can these people not know what an eclipse is?

    • @LethalSaliva
      @LethalSaliva 18 дней назад +2

      11:20 "Was it Pluto?"😆I love that gal!

  • @Beth-zg6gb
    @Beth-zg6gb 20 дней назад +373

    Oh my, wait until the billions of cicadas emerge!!!! 🤯😱 Marge is truly going to kaboom!!! 💥

    • @damionrockwell2300
      @damionrockwell2300 20 дней назад +15

      Lmao it will

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain 20 дней назад +32

      I can't wait to see how she blames it on the Democrats!

    • @conniebrown6909
      @conniebrown6909 20 дней назад +22

      Haha. I can just hear her say something about storming locusts in biblical proportions. (But she won't use big words like that!)

    • @occamsrazor5376
      @occamsrazor5376 20 дней назад +25

      Maybe the space lasers will interfere and zap the cicadas for us!

    • @ericdpeerik3928
      @ericdpeerik3928 20 дней назад +14

      In her defence, Sleepy Joe didn't stop the cicadas at the border.

  • @MrMichaelxo
    @MrMichaelxo 20 дней назад +189

    Wow! What happened to our education system? Scary !

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 20 дней назад

      Dumbed down over decades of funding cuts to education. Keep people in the dark and treat us like mushrooms.

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 20 дней назад +16

      Republicans

    • @sharim
      @sharim 20 дней назад +5

      @@joannajamerson35 Exactly

    • @TheArgiShow
      @TheArgiShow 20 дней назад +4

      Ronald Reagan

    • @KatieGray1
      @KatieGray1 20 дней назад +8

      Science education has never been that great, especially when religion is allowed to influence education to the point where people are not failing classes they should definitely be failing. I took geology in a community college in FL a long time ago, and half the class couldn't pass a quiz because they couldn't comprehend continental drift, fossils or timelines past 6000 years. These people graduated high school and can't get the age of the earth question correct on a test. These same people... adult aged humans, chose to remain ignorant and just copy my answers to get through a class where they learned absolutely nothing. This is what happens when people are raised to think their beliefs supersede facts.

  • @LARRYMOCNIK
    @LARRYMOCNIK 20 дней назад +2

    That trophy looks exactly like the one he gave himself when he "won' his own golf "tournament" at his own golf course!!!!

  • @FALK0R-FCUK.PUTIN.IRAN.
    @FALK0R-FCUK.PUTIN.IRAN. 20 дней назад +5

    How dare the Celestial calendar play out.

  • @rudyk7710
    @rudyk7710 20 дней назад +526

    As a South African looking at adult Americans failing to explain a simple eclipse is beyond shocking. Something we learn in primary school here. Very shameful

    • @lordplagus02
      @lordplagus02 20 дней назад +15

      Yea I'm pretty sure I knew what a solar eclipse was by like age 8. Good to see saffers here as always 🇿🇦

    • @mangojulie123
      @mangojulie123 20 дней назад +36

      Now you understand how they vote! 😊

    • @timothyhall7153
      @timothyhall7153 20 дней назад +50

      It's not shocking when you realize there's 20 million people in America that still support trump

    • @DebbieOnTheSpot
      @DebbieOnTheSpot 20 дней назад +2

      Shameful?
      peyDo is a major issue in South America and you think this is shameful?

    • @Albe3331
      @Albe3331 20 дней назад +24

      What do you mean. We learnt in kindergarten how the eclipse works.
      Every so many years a dragon escapes from it’s cave. As it flies looking for little children to eat it sometimes flies high enough to block the light. After that it runs for president using the name donald trump.

  • @nmkc_auriemma
    @nmkc_auriemma 20 дней назад +106

    You know how great it is to have a President that speaks like children might be listening to him? We can laugh at President Biden all we want i myself appreciate his little quarks of NORMALCY.
    🇺🇲💙Biden/Harris 2024💙🇺🇲
    🌊🌊 👇🗳️👇 🌊🌊

  • @lenellboyer896
    @lenellboyer896 20 дней назад +7

    This stuff always makes me feel like a genius......OMG

  • @lindaluckett7790
    @lindaluckett7790 20 дней назад +3

    Eclipse segment is UNFRIGGIN BELIEVABLE!!! WOW 😮 WOW😮 WOW 😮 WOW 😮 WOW 😮

  • @cyndanyia
    @cyndanyia 20 дней назад +93

    The Tan Andreas Fault! I love it! 🎤

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 20 дней назад +3

      Remember when Trump first came in the office and there's a picture of the White House with a thunderstorm above it

    • @woopimagpie
      @woopimagpie 20 дней назад +1

      I really hope someone somewhere is keeping a list of all the hilarious names Jimmy has called Trump.

  • @erikcareswell6768
    @erikcareswell6768 20 дней назад +199

    Wow.. the ignorance on full display in the average American now is truly terrifying. How do they find their way home?

    • @CrazyInsanelikeafox
      @CrazyInsanelikeafox 20 дней назад +9

      How do they find their way OUT of their homes is the real question😂

    • @olofdem
      @olofdem 20 дней назад +8

      probably GPS....;)

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 20 дней назад

      Those handful of humorously clueless people are NOT average Americans (at least, in terms of eclipse-related knowledge).

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 20 дней назад +2

      My sister takes me with her. If she drives three blocks and takes a right she can' not find her way back.

    • @kathrynchase4795
      @kathrynchase4795 20 дней назад +3

      If they do find their way out they will then trip over their shoelaces that they've never learned to tie !! 😅

  • @AuroraCambell-vs1ez
    @AuroraCambell-vs1ez 20 дней назад +3

    Thank you Jimmy love your show 💕

  • @annehodgson
    @annehodgson 20 дней назад +3

    "My version of an eclipse". Laughing and crying.

  • @spacecoyote6646
    @spacecoyote6646 20 дней назад +62

    During the segment interviewing people about 'What is an eclipse'. I kept thinking: These people get to vote.

  • @lauriemurray9534
    @lauriemurray9534 20 дней назад +100

    Wow this beyond 9 months conspiracy is out of control

    • @petercallison5765
      @petercallison5765 20 дней назад +5

      They should ban abortion after 18 years when they are legally adults.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 20 дней назад +13

      Trump loves creating outrage over imaginary things. I can't wait to hear his wild theory as to why Santa gives him no presents on Christmas. Though, he does get some tasty clean coal.

  • @donnaer
    @donnaer 20 дней назад +3

    You and your writing staff are brilliant.

  • @greatspottedwoodpeck
    @greatspottedwoodpeck 20 дней назад +3

    The answers to the eclipse questions are so funny I think they make this episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live the most fun I've ever seen!

  • @rickkwitkoski1976
    @rickkwitkoski1976 20 дней назад +101

    They are "average" people on the street?
    You are SO SCREWED!

  • @nancyrudell5544
    @nancyrudell5544 20 дней назад +532

    What is talking about………killing babies after being born…ridiculous! “Rump” is deranged!

    • @lynnevanvorce7727
      @lynnevanvorce7727 20 дней назад +52

      He has no idea what he’s talking about, he just spews lies and hopes his followers won’t catch on.

    • @gryjffrs
      @gryjffrs 20 дней назад +35

      I'm fantasizing about this post birth execution thing and him. What's really scary is that the cult believes it!

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 20 дней назад

      He’s doubling down on a previous faux pas when he had said the Democrats want “abortion beyond nine months,” and people called him out on it. It’s what he does instead of admitting he misspoke.

    • @lukedaniels7750
      @lukedaniels7750 20 дней назад +21

      @@lynnevanvorce7727 I don't understand how these lies are not being challenged by rational people of all sides. If I was a Republican in the US I would call hjim out on this BS.

    • @laztavus
      @laztavus 20 дней назад

      @@lukedaniels7750what are the lies, just curious

  • @bobjohnson1389
    @bobjohnson1389 20 дней назад +2

    Everywhere thousands of science teachers are freaking out.😂

  • @willvgo2950
    @willvgo2950 19 дней назад +2

    I know it's not the same thing, but this reminds me of something that happened a long time ago. I was at a couple's house. She came into the room & announced that there were 2 moons. He & I were immediately curious about what could convince her of that. We went to the window where she had seen the 2 moons. It took me longer to say it than it took me to figure it out. She was looking through double paned glass.

  • @PatsySelf-cj6fj
    @PatsySelf-cj6fj 20 дней назад +133

    Yes God is saying Vote Blue in 2024!!!!!

  • @philipstanco6011
    @philipstanco6011 20 дней назад +261

    Yes, Donnie delusion does not like light. It shines on his lies.

  • @user-xx8rn5yg9g
    @user-xx8rn5yg9g 20 дней назад +430

    I learned about eclipses in the 3rd grade...65yrs ago.
    WTF has happened to the educational system in America?

    • @faeryvixenetc
      @faeryvixenetc 20 дней назад +25

      HOMESCHOOLING happened

    • @Lilo-A
      @Lilo-A 20 дней назад +28

      I’m betting more people knew exactly how it works. They only show a couple of the ridiculous ones.

    • @carlbrown1121
      @carlbrown1121 20 дней назад +14

      @@Lilo-A You're probably right but hell! The number of ridiculous ones is worrying in itself. They couldn't have interviewed that many people! so the proportion of people who didn't know what an eclipse is must have been quite high! 😅

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 20 дней назад +8

      @@Lilo-A whatever you need to tell yourself to keep any hope for the USA afloat.

    • @BakingBadOBX
      @BakingBadOBX 20 дней назад +12

      im younger than the last woman, and I learned what an eclipse was in elementary school. I also dont need to be taught in school. I thought a solar or lunar eclipse were things people just understood because of life.

  • @alishermatniyz75
    @alishermatniyz75 20 дней назад +5

    Huge greetings from Uzbekistan ❤❤❤ 🎉🎉🎉

  • @dm-dx7hs
    @dm-dx7hs 20 дней назад +2

    Eclipse questions for pedestrians very funny. Thank you. More asking questions to random passersby please.

  • @danielmeehan7518
    @danielmeehan7518 20 дней назад +32

    When they interview people in the streets my faith in humanity declines.

  • @dougmorton4947
    @dougmorton4947 20 дней назад +68

    This is OUR EDUCATION system at work!!! No wonder so many of them follow Rump!!!!

    • @KMc-cw3qt
      @KMc-cw3qt 20 дней назад +1

      republican education policy at work

  • @mariezurie7828
    @mariezurie7828 19 дней назад +1

    There's always some that look w/o protective glasses & are left with blindness.

  • @user-ik7uw7gh7e
    @user-ik7uw7gh7e 19 дней назад +1

    Everyone that was asked WHAT IS A ECLIPSE AND THEY WERE ALL WELL ENGLISH SPOKEN AMERICANS AND THEY STILL DIDN'T KNOW? CAN'T BLAME THAT ON THE INGREDIENTS COMING OVER TO THE BOARD. THAT'S A DAMN SHAME

  • @rotten_orange_face
    @rotten_orange_face 20 дней назад +234

    I just looked straight into the sun like my idol, Trump. Now I'm blind and patriotic!

    • @T.S.Smelliot
      @T.S.Smelliot 20 дней назад +11

      How did you type this?

    • @jonmendelson1104
      @jonmendelson1104 20 дней назад +16

      @@T.S.Smelliot I can't remember the last time I've looked at my keyboard to type. If you're asking about how they found the spot to click to make the comment, there are plenty of tools for the visually impaired to use the internet. Of course the actual answer is almost definitely that it was a joke.

    • @T.S.Smelliot
      @T.S.Smelliot 20 дней назад +1

      @jonmendelson1104 i was questioning if i needed extra words and more punctuation to make my (mediocre) joke on that (better) joke land.
      "Sooo.... how did you type this response then???!??"
      It would not have been better

    • @neilward9932
      @neilward9932 20 дней назад +4

      @@T.S.Smelliot Easy peasy, by touch !

    • @WinstonSmith19847
      @WinstonSmith19847 20 дней назад +6

      The blind man in The Life of Brian springs to mind.

  • @JTRocks4Ever
    @JTRocks4Ever 20 дней назад +226

    They don't know what an eclipse is? The stupidity is scary!

    • @jamesniagu274
      @jamesniagu274 20 дней назад +6

      Even if they would say I don’t know instead of guessing would be credible.

    • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
      @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 20 дней назад +2

      It's obviously the Work of God!. Save The Children!!!.

    • @catlynnearkin8825
      @catlynnearkin8825 20 дней назад +1

      I agree 😂

    • @slappywag7210
      @slappywag7210 20 дней назад +2

      WTF🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 20 дней назад +2

      ​@@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cgWhat will God do next? Make the sun come up in the east? Make the earth rotate around the sun? We need to wake up to the warnings!

  • @blue4democracy
    @blue4democracy 19 дней назад +14

    How in the hell can someone say things like what djt did about post-birth executions so blatently without legal repercussions?!?!

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 15 дней назад

      He didn't accuse a specific person or organization. His statements are just vague fear-mongering.

  • @ld2455
    @ld2455 20 дней назад

    The profound idiocy of my fellow Americans makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

  • @michelehemlokhexwhite4310
    @michelehemlokhexwhite4310 20 дней назад +192

    From now on I'm calling Mar-a-Lago Mar-a-Larkey.

  • @TetsuDeinonychus
    @TetsuDeinonychus 20 дней назад +74

    I just got to the part with the idiots who don't know what an eclipse is...
    ...we are living in the Idiocracy society...

  • @Jenny_Oblivion
    @Jenny_Oblivion 20 дней назад +1

    “Don’t be silly”😂 That was adorable

  • @miyahollands6136
    @miyahollands6136 20 дней назад +2

    people need to pay attention in school I guess 🤷‍♀️

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies 20 дней назад +204

    It defies all logic that so few people know what an eclipse is.

    • @candymennega1153
      @candymennega1153 20 дней назад +20

      Ok I had only a high school education so why do I know more than these people!?

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 20 дней назад +10

      @@candymennega1153 Me too. Amazed at the intelligence of these people, or lack of.

    • @ApolloandZak
      @ApolloandZak 20 дней назад +7

      those people vote

    • @geffers999
      @geffers999 20 дней назад +1

      What's an eclipse please? Geoff

    • @thechrisandphaedrusshow
      @thechrisandphaedrusshow 20 дней назад +2

      @@Andr50n 😂😂

  • @JoTracy
    @JoTracy 20 дней назад +164

    WOW I'm utterly gobsmacked at that level of ignorance
    WTF Uncle Sam?

    • @KatieGray1
      @KatieGray1 20 дней назад +8

      you should pay more attention to the education data released every year on high school proficiency in this country. science is the lowest, followed by math. this is what happens when you spend decades investing less in education every year.

    • @jean-claudearsenault224
      @jean-claudearsenault224 20 дней назад

      these people could have been picked. If not it's embarrassing, from Canada

    • @robinleebraun7739
      @robinleebraun7739 20 дней назад

      Republicans have been gutting public education for decades, especially in California. Thank Ronald Reagan for that.

    • @kemouse
      @kemouse 20 дней назад +2

      Don't blame Uncle Sam. It takes two to learn. One to educate and the other to look directly at the sun.

    • @Lethgar_Smith
      @Lethgar_Smith 20 дней назад

      What you saw were just a few choice individuals on Hollywood blvd in LA.
      That's not a very good cross section of America. Talk to 100 people on the streets in LA and then pick out the few idiots you ran into. It's easy.
      It's a lot harder to laugh at the smart ones so they dont show those and Im sure there were a lot more of them than there were of the few we saw.

  • @apollocontestants7384
    @apollocontestants7384 20 дней назад +2

    ❤jimmy kimmel, especially after the joke on trump at the Oscars.

  • @anabellewis5824
    @anabellewis5824 19 дней назад +4

    Please vote for democracy, vote blue

  • @MsIndieRay
    @MsIndieRay 20 дней назад +50

    Oh that burnt orange sludge on his face is something.

    • @lisaschnapp101
      @lisaschnapp101 20 дней назад +2

      He almost matched the wood panels behind him.

    • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
      @MikeBrown-ex9nh 20 дней назад +1

      I think his Tammy Fay makeup kit is past it's expiration date.

  • @rohieram724
    @rohieram724 20 дней назад +19

    About children who were locked up in cages at the time. "Who cares, I don't!" That is how much she cares about children.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 20 дней назад

      "I Don't Really Care. Do You?" I can think of several awards Melania might be given...

  • @Lichan11
    @Lichan11 19 дней назад +2

    Saw the full eclipse with my husband up in Vermont! It was spectaular, but it did freak out the birds when everything went dark and it got 5 degrees colder! LOL!

  • @minervagaraynieves7220
    @minervagaraynieves7220 20 дней назад +2

    Oh my God where did you find those clowns must be a joke. 😂

  • @realberg1015
    @realberg1015 20 дней назад +32

    I actually had a 58 year old ask if the moon is as big as the sun. They didn’t understand how the moon could block out the sun.

  • @Dwarf_Ninjas
    @Dwarf_Ninjas 20 дней назад +317

    As someone from Georgia, I just want to state that MtG doesn't really represent us. I'll be repeating that with my vote in November.

    • @lindaallen4067
      @lindaallen4067 20 дней назад +40

      Hoping there are MANY more like you!

    • @nancymarquis3943
      @nancymarquis3943 20 дней назад +24

      Thank you.

    • @carolmuir5475
      @carolmuir5475 20 дней назад +20

      Good!

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 20 дней назад +3

      ​@@lindaallen4067she represents the mentally sane that care about this country and don't like to see elder abuse happening in the white house

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 20 дней назад +15

      Stand up, Georgia!!!

  • @Dan-Simms
    @Dan-Simms 20 дней назад +1

    Omg how can people not know what an eclipse is?

  • @crazybeardjones
    @crazybeardjones 19 дней назад +2

    Hey Texas Weather Lady, if you're reading this, you're awesome, and I love your enthusiasm! I saw it too, and thats how i reacted!

  • @koriw1701
    @koriw1701 20 дней назад +101

    Don't know what an eclipse is? I weep for our nation.

    • @diane9247
      @diane9247 20 дней назад +4

      So do I. It's not even funny - it's scary.

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 20 дней назад +74

    Wow. Those people on the street were painful to watch.

  • @DCell1961
    @DCell1961 20 дней назад +1

    After the man on the street segment, i weep for our future.

  • @patriciayoung1579
    @patriciayoung1579 19 дней назад +1

    Wow! The stupidity is alarming and also sad. 😳