For someone who claims to not cheat both of them seem like cheaters and talk abt it nonstop, I think they are so open cause they want their wives to think it's a joke, but if it's a joke it's starting to seem very real.
Im not someone that has ever really posted or commented online but these guys are great together. I especially love it when Bert laughs😄, its the kind that makes other people laugh. 😂
@@andrewmcclone I agree. I think I've only listened to maybe 10% of the episodes w/o either Bert or Tom. When Bert was gone doing his movie, I think I skipped 2 Bears for 2 whole months straight.
@@kawaiiafangirl All of those episodes of when bert or tom was gone were some of the best episodes. honestly this show might be better without bert lmao
Bert is essentially Chunk from the Goonies all grown up -- "OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog!"
I was hitting the bong when Bort said "can you imagine fucking a sorority girl it would be exhausting". Then Tom said "Waht the teerz?" I fucking died... laughed and coughed into my bong. Now i'm in tears
Please I need someone to help me trade or invest the forex or crypto market because I'm tired of trading in losses myself. I've blown my account twice and it's frustrating.
His Google-fu was EXTRA painful this episode. I was yelling at my screen. "U.S. Serial Killers, Nadav. UNITED STATES. They are talking about ones from the U.S. CHRIST."
HUGE CONGRATS to YMH for breaking 1,000,000 subscribers! Has been an incredible ride, I joined in the fun somewhere around 100k and I'll be here to see 10M!
lol exactly and I think UAB shut them out then got an old fashioned beat down I. Athens by the Dawgs!!! That just shows how great Georgia is this year!!! That defense is legit!!!!!
Once I usually see another podcaster or guest on a webcam I instantly turn it off but I got to give these two credit this is the most fluid and instant response webcam podcast I've seen
For a time in the late nineties I thought Jimmy Buffett and Warren Buffett was the same guy. I was so impressed with the investment skills of this music man.
Does he even read headlines? "What's going on in Syria?", another Bert quote. He wasn't confused about the war, he had no idea there was a war in Syria. He's funny but tokked.
@@dontbetreadin4777 the problem is a lot of people believe they're connected when really they have no idea. That's a lot more common and harmful then just being disconnected.
PSA you won’t get in trouble for calling an ambulance when someone overdoses!!! 40 states have “Good Samaritan” laws that prevent prosecution when someone is seeking medical assistance for drugs.
Welp, if you overdose in the southeast we just leave ya for the possums, natures recovery crew we call em- but if you’re pregnant & don’t want to be, too bad brother that baby could be Jesus. Heck if I’m being honest Jesus would probably not make it to 33 down here anyway, too much giving not enough taking yawmsayin
Correct, but you probably couldn't convince him that it isn't. My older brother was a parrothead 30 years ago. Thankfully, he grew out of that phase and he is the more mature brother of us two. I just have better taste, because Buffet isn't his only musical mistake.
Successful doesn't necessarily mean good. It's hard to say Bert is a good comic. He is charismatic and can do it, but it's like yatch rock. You listen to it, but it's not going to move you. I've never LOLed to any of Bert's jokes for example. A chuckle sure but nothing more.
In the time it took Nadav to find Jimmy Buffett’s wives, i searched for myself and found the info in seconds in the search results, and figured out that Savannah’s his kid and not a 42-year old wife. Why is Nadav still in charge of searching for literally anything?
Was on YT with Lex Fridman and David Fravor to help me sleep, then suddenly this ep auto played. I'm in the mountains in rural New Zealand and this is kick starting my Tuesday. I needed this as I'm still getting over same knee injury as Tim
Always great seeing the Cripple Crew together! Just gotta get Christine on here and you got half a Paralympics team
Nah, Paralympions are in much better shape.
Yeah nah, Christina is the literal worst. She's made me quit watching mainline ymh
@@munkeychild1 good point. In fact I’m pretty sure the guys playing wheelchair basketball can dunk better than Tom
You get a hat trick triple win!
No, don't wish that nonsense. They have their own podcast that most of us who watch them don't want to listen to his wife FFS! Hard pass !
2 bears, 2 caves :(
This is deep
1:31:08 pain
😢
2 bears, 2 cups
Bert is slowly transitioning in to an actual machine.
Ironically, he’ll eventually need a machine to stay alive.
Machines within
@@weirdgirl94 annnnd that's what I was looking for.
@@weirdgirl94 yaaaa I got a gun. Got a terminator gun
@@hickmanlax70 lol
I get so much life from Tom’s stories about his son calling him ‘Tom’ it’s soo funny to me
I need a compilation
@@jilltatro9244 holy shit that would be amazing
@@JDirty-w-tha-30 relax
Hey booth boys can we get a super cut of all the times tom has said “I’m eating clean”
This needs to catch more traction^
Cmon Native. Don’t be stingy
Tbh he's looking great
Egg whites and spinach
@@Zesrii yeah hes been eating clean
1:07:55 - Bert: "Did I ever tell you about the time I sneezed in a Chinese lady's mouth?
Man... this story had me in tears
It’s crazy to think Bert is fourty-thirteen already…
Lol.. 2 months away from 49 mate, he is gonna go crazy on his 50th, I am definitely willing to bet on that lol.
It's hard to believe he's any age but 13. I swear that life is just a long running cartoon for Bert.... I envy that attitude.
Such a sweet, tender age lol.
For someone who claims to not cheat both of them seem like cheaters and talk abt it nonstop, I think they are so open cause they want their wives to think it's a joke, but if it's a joke it's starting to seem very real.
@@crayonwriter relevant username
To hear Tom say “Certified lover boy or donda?” Is so funny to me
Both could have been produced in some kids bedroom, tons of great music is being made nowadays but mainstream rap is taking a huge hit.
Both terrible albums
@@officialshakeymusic I wouldn’t say terrible but not impressive.
@@brandonandalexander Exactly! If some local headlining artist put out those albums, people would be like “it’s alright”
@@brandonandalexander Agree. I keep finding great artists on spotify that have like 5k monthly listeners.
the funniest bit Bert's ever come up with is this fantasy of him becoming a special ops badass
Major Beverly Hills ninja vibes.
Dam man that’s about the realest comment of all time. New Beverly Hills ninja with Bert for the win 🏆
He’s a tier one operator bro
Where can I see that bit??
Im not someone that has ever really posted or commented online but these guys are great together. I especially love it when Bert laughs😄, its the kind that makes other people laugh. 😂
Bert describes a mortar as: "dropping a bomb into a little sleeve"
Sounds legit
I mean you knew what he meant when he said it didn't you?
@@JRY17 I would love the Army training manual to state "You drop the bomb into a little sleeve."
"You seem like a big Jimmy Buffett fan."
"I AM a Jimba, big."
Lmao. He has his own language
He would fail every sobriety test any time
Never got into jimmy buffet. Corny followers. Their my age but are looking for the fountain of youth. Not gonna find it with Jimmy buffet!
I didnt even cath that. Sounded totally normal me. I relate to bert so much 🤣🤣
Bert. Altho he would prob pass them all bc the jarbled speech would be looked at as normal.
Tom and Bert getting annoyed with Nadav struggling to google things never ceases to make me laugh 😂
It's like watching my elderly parents use Google
The Bears doing a podcast together but not being in-studio kinda hurts. ngl.
It seems to give Tom a little extra chance to talk which is nice.
Beginning of the end
Yah, over the video .... there's no spark
@@andrewmcclone I agree. I think I've only listened to maybe 10% of the episodes w/o either Bert or Tom. When Bert was gone doing his movie, I think I skipped 2 Bears for 2 whole months straight.
@@kawaiiafangirl All of those episodes of when bert or tom was gone were some of the best episodes. honestly this show might be better without bert lmao
I cant believe they just started naming the most famous serial killers and didnt talk about garth brooks
I’ve completely missed the reason why Tom hates Garth Brooks. Can you explain?
Bret krisha: "I like rap I like rhymes"
Bret Krisha is next level
BRUCE KRISHER!!
Bert "Kersher"
Bare Krishna
Bret Kiresher
Bert - "I just wanna blow shit up"
Tom - "THAT would be cool"
I swear this show is just like watching beavis and butthead sometimes, and i love it
I was at the Red Rocks show, it was amazing. Dave, Mark and Bert killed it. Incredible night.
“I had diarrhea for a week straight, I don’t know why”. Also puts hot one’s Da Bomb sauce on everything he eats😂
When I turn forty-two-third-three I'll drink a bottle of Tito's in honor of Bret Kerscher
Im with ya on this one😂
*Chrysler
I believe you mean Bruce Kreishen
I'd have a half gallon of Kool-Aid instead.
Brent Krishner*
Bart trying to describe how he likes trap/rap really makes him look like 20 years older than Tom
The irony in none of the music he mentioned being trap music. Pop music at best.
“Joe rogan buys pants based his ability to do kicks in them” had me dying😂
Thats what life is like when you are prepared for anything
That’s literally what I’ve been doing for years, if you can’t jump do activities in your jeans and look good then what’s the point of buying them.
It is kinda funny, but it's also true. If you can't defend yourself due to clothing choices, those were poor choices.
Omg the whole discussion about Joe was hilarious
Kinda crazy Bart is just now figuring out what a Myers briggs personality test is at fourty thirteen 😂.
it's astrology for men anyway
@@janpavel1441 it’s like astrology but it makes more sense but it’s also completely inaccurate.
yeah i never heard of it, and it doesn't seem to have affected any part of my life.
I look forward to Monday because of this podcast. Not gonna lie I listen to this then bad friends, its a great way to start the week.
monday morning routine
Same! Bears and Bad Friends every Monday!
Same.
Bert really makes you feel less R-worded 😂
Same same!
Don’t lie!
When Bert's voice shoots up to that high, screech of delight; it reminds me of the cannon fire from an AT-AT. Someone...PLEASE make a mashup of this.
Bert is essentially Chunk from the Goonies all grown up -- "OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog!"
Holy shit, I can actually appreciate Brets interjections now
He reminds me of Tiger from "Fivel Goes West."
Tom did the stairs thing with his wife!
Ikr bert has the brain of a 7 year old
I truly wish we would get more then 1 Show a week. Listen to you guys everyday
I look forward to this podcast every Monday. It makes my Monday more tolerable. The I love yous put me in my feels so sweet.
Love you two together. My favorite podcast of all time!
"The Taliban is gonna look soft-spoken compared to me."-Bart Krishna 2021
I think Bart Krishna/Chrysler perfectly suits his personality and the rest, lol
BRUCE KRIESCHER
That intro is so great. That self effacing genuinely grateful/good hearted dude
I was hitting the bong when Bort said "can you imagine fucking a sorority girl it would be exhausting". Then Tom said "Waht the teerz?" I fucking died... laughed and coughed into my bong.
Now i'm in tears
You done goofed up mate
That’s like watching a unicorn die. 💔 I’m sorry for your loss
Rip the bong water soaked pack.
Fuuuuck you drowned the bowl 😂
Coolness
Bert's freaking blazing wings story is so good 🤣
I love how Tom says “love you buddy” just like Top Dog.
Nice content. To me, trading the forex and crypto market is way better than any online investment 💯
I thought I was the only one who noticed that he's starting to sound like him lol.
You are right but the market is profiting if you are using really a good broker or account manager to help out with trades or provide signals
Please I need someone to help me trade or invest the forex or crypto market because I'm tired of trading in losses myself. I've blown my account twice and it's frustrating.
@@harryethan6048 I'll recommend Expert mrs Olivia to you. She's the best ive seen. She trades my fx account and makes me good profits 📈 weekly"
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Listening with headphones make me appreciate Toms ability to decipher Berts speech is amazing… we are witnessing history
"I I I I... Man, it's like I was going - OH I remember! Itwaswniwsgoingtabed n ah jeez let me call my friend"
Decipher *
Translator Tom
LOL, Bert broke his arm just to be like Tom.
"did I tell you about the time I sneezed in a Chinese lady's mouth?" Bruce is the greatest story teller ever
In Chicago...lol
Bruce Krishna
@@asimgandy3022
I think Bruce Krishna and Burnt Chrysler look a lot alike.
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@@Phil.Anthropy have you ever seen them both together in the same room?? Coincidence? I think NOT
The new documentary about Bert is good.
Bert losing it and laughing mid story always puts a smile on my face
This was the best quality video chat podcast I’ve seen yet! Also hilarious as always whatever you did great job :D
39:28 “Joe Rogan buys his pants based on it he can do full kicks and shit, you know?” 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at that because I believe it a hundred percent.
😂😂😂😂
Out of all of the things Bert has put into his body, how has a candy coated apple not found it’s way in there?
His teeth would fall out.
Just hearing bert talk like "Yeah I'm really into black water these days" had me fucking dying😂
And then Tom asks if it's his fucking shoe co! hahahah
Thank god you guys are back
Native looking up Jimmy Buffets wives and naming his daughter is next level tik tok
He's a full grown make a wish kid
What a fucking J that guy is!
His Google-fu was EXTRA painful this episode. I was yelling at my screen. "U.S. Serial Killers, Nadav. UNITED STATES. They are talking about ones from the U.S. CHRIST."
Should put him in accounting where he'll excel.
I wish I could see the whoever is laughing in the background!! so contagious, my wife is elbowing me because I keep laughing and shaking the bed
Never imagined Bruce Krystals saying "Do you have a sense of the fragility of life"
Burnt Chrysler*
The dude cracking up in the background.. I love it!! 😁😁😁
2 bears and Bad friends got me looking forward to Mondays 🔥🔥
HUGE CONGRATS to YMH for breaking 1,000,000 subscribers! Has been an incredible ride, I joined in the fun somewhere around 100k and I'll be here to see 10M!
Happy Monday family. Hope everyone's working hard or at least pretending today!
I’m feeling too cool for work today
This gave me motivation to work hard
New Job starts today let's get it🤟
Definitely pretending 🤫
Off work today enjoy your Monday Everyone
Ellis calling Tom by his first name makes me laugh every time I think about it
I imagine Elis talking like a strong ex-convict black man
Lol FSU lost to Jackson state this weekend….Bert needs to take a drink for every point FSU loses to UMass by
(Worse, lost to Jacksonville St 🤣)
Bahahahahaha
My god, I cannot escape the horror that was this game, no matter where I go... lol
oh so he needs to have his average breakfast?
lol exactly and I think UAB shut them out then got an old fashioned beat down I. Athens by the Dawgs!!! That just shows how great Georgia is this year!!! That defense is legit!!!!!
Bert is WRECKED this episode.
Proper sluuuurrrr
I like how Bert's 50th birthday plans is the plot of City Slickers.
Hahahaha, so true 🤣
OK. I legit cried listening to Bart tell his story about sneezing directly into a Chinese woman's open mouth.
It's legit Bert not Bart
@@thepsychedeliccartographer5765 Whoosh....
@@thepsychedeliccartographer5765 Its legit Bart Krishna
@@thepsychedeliccartographer5765 It’s literally Brent, not Bart.
#whentheydecidedtoinventCOVID
Needed the bears back! Hope everyone got their koolaid and are ready to kick Mondays ass
Congrats on 1mil YMH!! :)
Buffett has been married for like 40 years definitely not married to a 42 year old. That's his daughter lol
Took me 2 seconds to find his wife. Danav sucks
Hearing this info while watching Nadav fumble around the wiki, is hilarious 😂
@@MichaelWutsch I can't tell if he does it on purpose or if he's actually redarted
@@MichaelWutsch *Navaav
@@Flakum navad***
Bert would be a great friend to have around
He probably makes tom feel like a genius
Once I usually see another podcaster or guest on a webcam I instantly turn it off but I got to give these two credit this is the most fluid and instant response webcam podcast I've seen
Yeah, it really makes me wonder how much editing they had to put into it 🤔 and the fact that they got Bert to shut his pie hole and let Tom talk 🤣
Who asked u?
Hearing you two talk about your emotions made my week, thank you for doing that boys! Enjoyed this so much.
R u sexually attracted to men
@@TimothyMcVay yes, very much so, thanks for asking
Every time I listen to these episodes, I think back to a comment I read once.. the comment was: "I cannot believe Bert speaks for a living."
"Hey dad, Hey Kaylee 🙄"
That killed me 😭😭😭
For a time in the late nineties I thought Jimmy Buffett and Warren Buffett was the same guy. I was so impressed with the investment skills of this music man.
Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone in this!!
well... you've educated me today...
same
1 mill subs! shits crazy, love to see it congrats guys
"What, dealing with all the tears?"
I fucking spit water everywhere man, that was fucking Hilarious!
Yep. Unfortunately barely a reaction from Bert who was too involved with his own thoughts to actually listen...
Now it's two bears, two caves
My god Nadav sucks at googling. Jimmy Buffett married his current wife 44 years ago; his daughter is 42.
Internet rookies always seem impressed.
I love you guys! You bring me joy.
"Afghanistan is probably our biggest enemy"
Boy, if Bert isn't a byproduct of just reading sensationalized headlines, I don't know who is.
Does he even read headlines?
"What's going on in Syria?", another Bert quote. He wasn't confused about the war, he had no idea there was a war in Syria. He's funny but tokked.
Welcome to most of Murica.
@@akewlen2888 Yeah, I think it's okay to be disconnected, but don't act like you know what you're talking about.
@@cloud2537 Its not okay to be disconnected, it's literally why i quit watching this podcast, No joke, It's too ignorant for me anymore
@@dontbetreadin4777 the problem is a lot of people believe they're connected when really they have no idea. That's a lot more common and harmful then just being disconnected.
Congrats on 1 million!!!
This man really said "the Taliban is going to look soft spoken compared to me" I'm so dead 😂😂😂
Hearing nadav cackle at Bert is what makes my day.
PSA you won’t get in trouble for calling an ambulance when someone overdoses!!! 40 states have “Good Samaritan” laws that prevent prosecution when someone is seeking medical assistance for drugs.
Good info! I'll bet good money that those other 10 are somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon line haha naw'm sayin'?
Welp, if you overdose in the southeast we just leave ya for the possums, natures recovery crew we call em- but if you’re pregnant & don’t want to be, too bad brother that baby could be Jesus. Heck if I’m being honest Jesus would probably not make it to 33 down here anyway, too much giving not enough taking yawmsayin
Really loved the closing for this pod 😂 the name generator was gold 😂😂😂
When Tim said "we should go on a candy run" Bruce went quiet and his eyes changed
If you listen carefully, you can hear Brent get hard under the desk
@@CountDoucheula I heard the thump. Took me a couple listen overs, but it’s definitely there!
“Sounds like a middle infielder”. Burt Chrysler 😂😂😂😂
"You're the Jimmy Buffett of comedy" isnt a compliment
Correct, but you probably couldn't convince him that it isn't. My older brother was a parrothead 30 years ago. Thankfully, he grew out of that phase and he is the more mature brother of us two. I just have better taste, because Buffet isn't his only musical mistake.
Jimmy Buffett is rich as F!
that was my immediate thought. t.buns ain't being kind to his "best friend"
Successful doesn't necessarily mean good. It's hard to say Bert is a good comic. He is charismatic and can do it, but it's like yatch rock. You listen to it, but it's not going to move you. I've never LOLed to any of Bert's jokes for example. A chuckle sure but nothing more.
Congrats on 1 million subs
BERT:"BARELY ABLE TO TALK" ALSO BERT "im gonna start taking mushroom's"
Bert just described the whole premise behind the song Hey Nineteen
Bart heard Wife-Guy Comic and really it was just White Guy Comic.
Stoked! Was hoping Waterchamp was watching so wassup... It's such a great series.
Who takes shrooms to go to a Jimmy Buffett concert?!
Brett Krishna does.
His IG story was the best! LeeAnn was wiiiill’n bruh 😂🤣
I don’t know man that sounds kind of fun
Him and probably 70% of the crowd
Bert: *tells the Internet he bought male sex toys*
Also Bert: I didn't want anyone to know that.
In the time it took Nadav to find Jimmy Buffett’s wives, i searched for myself and found the info in seconds in the search results, and figured out that Savannah’s his kid and not a 42-year old wife. Why is Nadav still in charge of searching for literally anything?
Probably some fair employment act. You can't fire retarded people just for being retarded.
I never realized how much I needed a DJ Premier documentary produced by Tom Segura
Good, but I miss Tom looking into the camera as Bert talks though.
"What, dealing with all the tears?" I'm dying lmfao
Maybe if bert loses some weight he can use some of Tommy Buns’ old cripple gear
Brent making the smallest, simplest thoughts sound like the best most genius things ever will never get old, what a guy!
Tom: …
Bert: “Errr DIDIEVERTELLYOUABOUTTHATTIMEISNEEZEDINTHATCHINESELADIESMOUTH?”
He’s on in 7 billion 😂
“Kenneth chiller acktemoshred”
“This is terrible” 😂😂
"Hey dad!...Hey Kayley!" This podcast is the worst but I can't stop listening or watching. Lmao!!
Definitely the worst
Was on YT with Lex Fridman and David Fravor to help me sleep, then suddenly this ep auto played. I'm in the mountains in rural New Zealand and this is kick starting my Tuesday. I needed this as I'm still getting over same knee injury as Tim
You guys really need to edit these type of podcasts to have split screen
Bert is literally a man of the people, 2 bares live come ON
What’s up Chomos?
How'd you get a job here?
Tom, I'm glad you're feeling your soul brotha'.
Love, Jack