Ep. 98 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @jtmcailin4522
    @jtmcailin4522 3 года назад +657

    Always great seeing the Cripple Crew together! Just gotta get Christine on here and you got half a Paralympics team

    • @munkeychild1
      @munkeychild1 3 года назад +32

      Nah, Paralympions are in much better shape.

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 3 года назад +22

      Yeah nah, Christina is the literal worst. She's made me quit watching mainline ymh

    • @jtmcailin4522
      @jtmcailin4522 3 года назад +13

      @@munkeychild1 good point. In fact I’m pretty sure the guys playing wheelchair basketball can dunk better than Tom

    • @Ruckus333
      @Ruckus333 3 года назад +2

      You get a hat trick triple win!

    • @cryptoroyer520
      @cryptoroyer520 3 года назад +6

      No, don't wish that nonsense. They have their own podcast that most of us who watch them don't want to listen to his wife FFS! Hard pass !

  • @DylanEvans95
    @DylanEvans95 3 года назад +447

    2 bears, 2 caves :(

  • @americanrepair
    @americanrepair 3 года назад +588

    Bert is slowly transitioning in to an actual machine.

    • @hickmanlax70
      @hickmanlax70 3 года назад +25

      Ironically, he’ll eventually need a machine to stay alive.

    • @weirdgirl94
      @weirdgirl94 3 года назад +11

      Machines within

    • @aaronszabo6905
      @aaronszabo6905 3 года назад +2

      @@weirdgirl94 annnnd that's what I was looking for.

    • @aaronszabo6905
      @aaronszabo6905 3 года назад +3

      @@weirdgirl94 yaaaa I got a gun. Got a terminator gun

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 3 года назад +2

      @@hickmanlax70 lol

  • @13samiboi
    @13samiboi 3 года назад +165

    I get so much life from Tom’s stories about his son calling him ‘Tom’ it’s soo funny to me

  • @ohwhale1552
    @ohwhale1552 3 года назад +252

    Hey booth boys can we get a super cut of all the times tom has said “I’m eating clean”

  • @PokeReel
    @PokeReel 3 года назад +33

    1:07:55 - Bert: "Did I ever tell you about the time I sneezed in a Chinese lady's mouth?
    Man... this story had me in tears

  • @greasyhobo_
    @greasyhobo_ 3 года назад +709

    It’s crazy to think Bert is fourty-thirteen already…

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 года назад +6

      Lol.. 2 months away from 49 mate, he is gonna go crazy on his 50th, I am definitely willing to bet on that lol.

    • @otisy2k
      @otisy2k 3 года назад +4

      It's hard to believe he's any age but 13. I swear that life is just a long running cartoon for Bert.... I envy that attitude.

    • @christinasailorluna7323
      @christinasailorluna7323 3 года назад

      Such a sweet, tender age lol.

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 года назад

      For someone who claims to not cheat both of them seem like cheaters and talk abt it nonstop, I think they are so open cause they want their wives to think it's a joke, but if it's a joke it's starting to seem very real.

    • @gandar54
      @gandar54 3 года назад +3

      @@crayonwriter relevant username

  • @joemade7071
    @joemade7071 3 года назад +268

    To hear Tom say “Certified lover boy or donda?” Is so funny to me

    • @brandonandalexander
      @brandonandalexander 3 года назад +5

      Both could have been produced in some kids bedroom, tons of great music is being made nowadays but mainstream rap is taking a huge hit.

    • @officialshakeymusic
      @officialshakeymusic 3 года назад +9

      Both terrible albums

    • @joemade7071
      @joemade7071 3 года назад +5

      @@officialshakeymusic I wouldn’t say terrible but not impressive.

    • @joemade7071
      @joemade7071 3 года назад +2

      @@brandonandalexander Exactly! If some local headlining artist put out those albums, people would be like “it’s alright”

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 3 года назад +1

      @@brandonandalexander Agree. I keep finding great artists on spotify that have like 5k monthly listeners.

  • @Cyxz666
    @Cyxz666 3 года назад +70

    the funniest bit Bert's ever come up with is this fantasy of him becoming a special ops badass

    • @christopherfoerstel9116
      @christopherfoerstel9116 3 года назад +8

      Major Beverly Hills ninja vibes.

    • @allencabbage4564
      @allencabbage4564 3 года назад +1

      Dam man that’s about the realest comment of all time. New Beverly Hills ninja with Bert for the win 🏆

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 3 года назад +1

      He’s a tier one operator bro

    • @The-nz8ui
      @The-nz8ui 3 года назад

      Where can I see that bit??

    • @edwardjurison7752
      @edwardjurison7752 3 года назад

      Im not someone that has ever really posted or commented online but these guys are great together. I especially love it when Bert laughs😄, its the kind that makes other people laugh. 😂

  • @toastedjoe1013
    @toastedjoe1013 3 года назад +46

    Bert describes a mortar as: "dropping a bomb into a little sleeve"

    • @daveydavedave
      @daveydavedave 3 года назад

      Sounds legit

    • @JRY17
      @JRY17 3 года назад

      I mean you knew what he meant when he said it didn't you?

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 3 года назад

      @@JRY17 I would love the Army training manual to state "You drop the bomb into a little sleeve."

  • @TylerRosenow
    @TylerRosenow 3 года назад +213

    "You seem like a big Jimmy Buffett fan."
    "I AM a Jimba, big."

    • @usmc72409
      @usmc72409 3 года назад +8

      Lmao. He has his own language

    • @usmc72409
      @usmc72409 3 года назад +7

      He would fail every sobriety test any time

    • @Ruckus333
      @Ruckus333 3 года назад +1

      Never got into jimmy buffet. Corny followers. Their my age but are looking for the fountain of youth. Not gonna find it with Jimmy buffet!

    • @chewylovespie
      @chewylovespie 3 года назад +1

      I didnt even cath that. Sounded totally normal me. I relate to bert so much 🤣🤣

    • @usmc72409
      @usmc72409 3 года назад

      Bert. Altho he would prob pass them all bc the jarbled speech would be looked at as normal.

  • @TheRageninja
    @TheRageninja 3 года назад +27

    Tom and Bert getting annoyed with Nadav struggling to google things never ceases to make me laugh 😂

    • @plixplop
      @plixplop 4 месяца назад

      It's like watching my elderly parents use Google

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl 3 года назад +449

    The Bears doing a podcast together but not being in-studio kinda hurts. ngl.

    • @musicalmayhem93
      @musicalmayhem93 3 года назад +34

      It seems to give Tom a little extra chance to talk which is nice.

    • @johnschwartz3747
      @johnschwartz3747 3 года назад +40

      Beginning of the end

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 3 года назад +19

      Yah, over the video .... there's no spark

    • @kawaiiafangirl
      @kawaiiafangirl 3 года назад +13

      @@andrewmcclone I agree. I think I've only listened to maybe 10% of the episodes w/o either Bert or Tom. When Bert was gone doing his movie, I think I skipped 2 Bears for 2 whole months straight.

    • @johndoe8891
      @johndoe8891 3 года назад +21

      @@kawaiiafangirl All of those episodes of when bert or tom was gone were some of the best episodes. honestly this show might be better without bert lmao

  • @stuart6729
    @stuart6729 3 года назад +51

    I cant believe they just started naming the most famous serial killers and didnt talk about garth brooks

    • @ryant390
      @ryant390 2 года назад

      I’ve completely missed the reason why Tom hates Garth Brooks. Can you explain?

  • @forestforest1859
    @forestforest1859 3 года назад +173

    Bret krisha: "I like rap I like rhymes"

  • @OrionHunterOfTheStars
    @OrionHunterOfTheStars 3 года назад +19

    Bert - "I just wanna blow shit up"
    Tom - "THAT would be cool"
    I swear this show is just like watching beavis and butthead sometimes, and i love it

  • @dustinwolfe1470
    @dustinwolfe1470 3 года назад +20

    I was at the Red Rocks show, it was amazing. Dave, Mark and Bert killed it. Incredible night.

  • @rxflyfishing1316
    @rxflyfishing1316 3 года назад +47

    “I had diarrhea for a week straight, I don’t know why”. Also puts hot one’s Da Bomb sauce on everything he eats😂

  • @hippiehunter00
    @hippiehunter00 3 года назад +416

    When I turn forty-two-third-three I'll drink a bottle of Tito's in honor of Bret Kerscher

  • @QuestioningLogic
    @QuestioningLogic 3 года назад +110

    Bart trying to describe how he likes trap/rap really makes him look like 20 years older than Tom

    • @jeffmooneyhan5631
      @jeffmooneyhan5631 3 года назад

      The irony in none of the music he mentioned being trap music. Pop music at best.

  • @Bongbomber42069
    @Bongbomber42069 3 года назад +119

    “Joe rogan buys pants based his ability to do kicks in them” had me dying😂

    • @hoondagang4919
      @hoondagang4919 3 года назад +4

      Thats what life is like when you are prepared for anything

    • @AReverything169
      @AReverything169 3 года назад +2

      That’s literally what I’ve been doing for years, if you can’t jump do activities in your jeans and look good then what’s the point of buying them.

    • @nathanmiller9918
      @nathanmiller9918 3 года назад +3

      It is kinda funny, but it's also true. If you can't defend yourself due to clothing choices, those were poor choices.

    • @taLLdavidproduction
      @taLLdavidproduction 3 года назад +1

      Omg the whole discussion about Joe was hilarious

  • @lyshalouwho7172
    @lyshalouwho7172 3 года назад +62

    Kinda crazy Bart is just now figuring out what a Myers briggs personality test is at fourty thirteen 😂.

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 3 года назад +6

      it's astrology for men anyway

    • @alleniverson397
      @alleniverson397 3 года назад +1

      @@janpavel1441 it’s like astrology but it makes more sense but it’s also completely inaccurate.

    • @JaseBDaley
      @JaseBDaley 3 года назад

      yeah i never heard of it, and it doesn't seem to have affected any part of my life.

  • @dillanmiddlebrooks
    @dillanmiddlebrooks 3 года назад +73

    I look forward to Monday because of this podcast. Not gonna lie I listen to this then bad friends, its a great way to start the week.

  • @whispersignal1
    @whispersignal1 3 года назад +5

    When Bert's voice shoots up to that high, screech of delight; it reminds me of the cannon fire from an AT-AT. Someone...PLEASE make a mashup of this.

  • @sloppyjoeska
    @sloppyjoeska 3 года назад +133

    Bert is essentially Chunk from the Goonies all grown up -- "OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog!"

    • @greasemonkey060
      @greasemonkey060 3 года назад +6

      Holy shit, I can actually appreciate Brets interjections now

    • @r.deckardd
      @r.deckardd 3 года назад +4

      He reminds me of Tiger from "Fivel Goes West."

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 3 года назад +1

      Tom did the stairs thing with his wife!

    • @rutheshelman2483
      @rutheshelman2483 3 года назад

      Ikr bert has the brain of a 7 year old

  • @aminer1011
    @aminer1011 3 года назад +2

    I truly wish we would get more then 1 Show a week. Listen to you guys everyday

  • @annielaluciana_21
    @annielaluciana_21 3 года назад +5

    I look forward to this podcast every Monday. It makes my Monday more tolerable. The I love yous put me in my feels so sweet.

  • @sergiocutlip2929
    @sergiocutlip2929 3 года назад

    Love you two together. My favorite podcast of all time!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 3 года назад +76

    "The Taliban is gonna look soft-spoken compared to me."-Bart Krishna 2021

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 года назад

      I think Bart Krishna/Chrysler perfectly suits his personality and the rest, lol

    • @ImBUNT
      @ImBUNT 3 года назад

      BRUCE KRIESCHER

  • @101wormwood
    @101wormwood 3 года назад

    That intro is so great. That self effacing genuinely grateful/good hearted dude

  • @Arcane808
    @Arcane808 3 года назад +84

    I was hitting the bong when Bort said "can you imagine fucking a sorority girl it would be exhausting". Then Tom said "Waht the teerz?" I fucking died... laughed and coughed into my bong.
    Now i'm in tears

    • @CasaFuenteOrange
      @CasaFuenteOrange 3 года назад +5

      You done goofed up mate

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 3 года назад +5

      That’s like watching a unicorn die. 💔 I’m sorry for your loss

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 3 года назад +3

      Rip the bong water soaked pack.

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 3 года назад

      Fuuuuck you drowned the bowl 😂

    • @vonmjau
      @vonmjau 3 года назад

      Coolness

  • @noahcolegio7124
    @noahcolegio7124 3 года назад +1

    Bert's freaking blazing wings story is so good 🤣

  • @hannahfuqua3042
    @hannahfuqua3042 3 года назад +199

    I love how Tom says “love you buddy” just like Top Dog.

    • @jakeoliver5648
      @jakeoliver5648 3 года назад

      Nice content. To me, trading the forex and crypto market is way better than any online investment 💯

    • @christinasailorluna7323
      @christinasailorluna7323 3 года назад +5

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that he's starting to sound like him lol.

    • @joebruce5337
      @joebruce5337 3 года назад

      You are right but the market is profiting if you are using really a good broker or account manager to help out with trades or provide signals

    • @harryethan6048
      @harryethan6048 3 года назад

      Please I need someone to help me trade or invest the forex or crypto market because I'm tired of trading in losses myself. I've blown my account twice and it's frustrating.

    • @victoriamia8670
      @victoriamia8670 3 года назад

      @@harryethan6048 I'll recommend Expert mrs Olivia to you. She's the best ive seen. She trades my fx account and makes me good profits 📈 weekly"

  • @guyledouche6039
    @guyledouche6039 3 года назад +2

    Skip to 1:34
    Skip ad read--> 24:11
    Skip 2nd ad read--> 48:19
    Skip 3rd ad read--> 1:07:48

  • @MarkO-zs9et
    @MarkO-zs9et 3 года назад +49

    Listening with headphones make me appreciate Toms ability to decipher Berts speech is amazing… we are witnessing history

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 3 года назад +6

      "I I I I... Man, it's like I was going - OH I remember! Itwaswniwsgoingtabed n ah jeez let me call my friend"

    • @Jay-cq5qr
      @Jay-cq5qr 3 года назад

      Decipher *

    • @doctorswifto5422
      @doctorswifto5422 3 года назад

      Translator Tom

  • @LarsLarsen77
    @LarsLarsen77 3 года назад +14

    LOL, Bert broke his arm just to be like Tom.

  • @adimenon
    @adimenon 3 года назад +70

    "did I tell you about the time I sneezed in a Chinese lady's mouth?" Bruce is the greatest story teller ever

  • @BlackDogOriginal
    @BlackDogOriginal 3 года назад +1

    The new documentary about Bert is good.

  • @xmanotham
    @xmanotham 3 года назад +5

    Bert losing it and laughing mid story always puts a smile on my face

  • @insearchofspacedabs506
    @insearchofspacedabs506 3 года назад +1

    This was the best quality video chat podcast I’ve seen yet! Also hilarious as always whatever you did great job :D

  • @GiuseppeM
    @GiuseppeM 3 года назад +82

    39:28 “Joe Rogan buys his pants based on it he can do full kicks and shit, you know?” 😂😂😂

    • @onemanriot100
      @onemanriot100 3 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard at that because I believe it a hundred percent.

    • @bregmen88
      @bregmen88 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @brianklosterman461
    @brianklosterman461 3 года назад +27

    Out of all of the things Bert has put into his body, how has a candy coated apple not found it’s way in there?

  • @MrTowelsplug
    @MrTowelsplug 3 года назад +73

    Just hearing bert talk like "Yeah I'm really into black water these days" had me fucking dying😂

    • @scarymsmary
      @scarymsmary 3 года назад +1

      And then Tom asks if it's his fucking shoe co! hahahah

  • @Not_Genie
    @Not_Genie 3 года назад

    Thank god you guys are back

  • @Stars29fan
    @Stars29fan 3 года назад +76

    Native looking up Jimmy Buffets wives and naming his daughter is next level tik tok

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 3 года назад +10

      He's a full grown make a wish kid

    • @blainebrown8824
      @blainebrown8824 3 года назад +3

      What a fucking J that guy is!

    • @scarymsmary
      @scarymsmary 3 года назад +5

      His Google-fu was EXTRA painful this episode. I was yelling at my screen. "U.S. Serial Killers, Nadav. UNITED STATES. They are talking about ones from the U.S. CHRIST."

    • @aaronszabo6905
      @aaronszabo6905 3 года назад +2

      Should put him in accounting where he'll excel.

  • @JoseOjedaMTB
    @JoseOjedaMTB 3 года назад +2

    I wish I could see the whoever is laughing in the background!! so contagious, my wife is elbowing me because I keep laughing and shaking the bed

  • @megyskermike
    @megyskermike 3 года назад +36

    Never imagined Bruce Krystals saying "Do you have a sense of the fragility of life"

  • @kristyndrpepper
    @kristyndrpepper 3 года назад

    The dude cracking up in the background.. I love it!! 😁😁😁

  • @osloconfidental1807
    @osloconfidental1807 3 года назад +4

    2 bears and Bad friends got me looking forward to Mondays 🔥🔥

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 3 года назад +1

    HUGE CONGRATS to YMH for breaking 1,000,000 subscribers! Has been an incredible ride, I joined in the fun somewhere around 100k and I'll be here to see 10M!

  • @kaptinKuba
    @kaptinKuba 3 года назад +50

    Happy Monday family. Hope everyone's working hard or at least pretending today!

    • @ChristiannTyler
      @ChristiannTyler 3 года назад +1

      I’m feeling too cool for work today

    • @madebymollo1780
      @madebymollo1780 3 года назад +1

      This gave me motivation to work hard

    • @Powddar
      @Powddar 3 года назад +2

      New Job starts today let's get it🤟

    • @Ryan82288
      @Ryan82288 3 года назад +1

      Definitely pretending 🤫

    • @conordaly9993
      @conordaly9993 3 года назад +2

      Off work today enjoy your Monday Everyone

  • @dawgofthenight
    @dawgofthenight 3 года назад +8

    Ellis calling Tom by his first name makes me laugh every time I think about it

    • @crazypath573
      @crazypath573 3 года назад

      I imagine Elis talking like a strong ex-convict black man

  • @ronaldnease8006
    @ronaldnease8006 3 года назад +135

    Lol FSU lost to Jackson state this weekend….Bert needs to take a drink for every point FSU loses to UMass by

    • @BillGuy
      @BillGuy 3 года назад +3

      (Worse, lost to Jacksonville St 🤣)

    • @kellyhays7546
      @kellyhays7546 3 года назад

      Bahahahahaha

    • @Luis-st4gq
      @Luis-st4gq 3 года назад +1

      My god, I cannot escape the horror that was this game, no matter where I go... lol

    • @cleezus.
      @cleezus. 3 года назад

      oh so he needs to have his average breakfast?

    • @jeremyharbin9450
      @jeremyharbin9450 3 года назад

      lol exactly and I think UAB shut them out then got an old fashioned beat down I. Athens by the Dawgs!!! That just shows how great Georgia is this year!!! That defense is legit!!!!!

  • @TheCurrykiev
    @TheCurrykiev 3 года назад

    Bert is WRECKED this episode.
    Proper sluuuurrrr

  • @erinr650
    @erinr650 3 года назад +38

    I like how Bert's 50th birthday plans is the plot of City Slickers.

    • @RD-qb7sd
      @RD-qb7sd 3 года назад +3

      Hahahaha, so true 🤣

  • @eddominates
    @eddominates 3 года назад +65

    OK. I legit cried listening to Bart tell his story about sneezing directly into a Chinese woman's open mouth.

    • @thepsychedeliccartographer5765
      @thepsychedeliccartographer5765 3 года назад

      It's legit Bert not Bart

    • @Rams8148
      @Rams8148 3 года назад +7

      @@thepsychedeliccartographer5765 Whoosh....

    • @eddominates
      @eddominates 3 года назад +3

      @@thepsychedeliccartographer5765 Its legit Bart Krishna

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 3 года назад +1

      @@thepsychedeliccartographer5765 It’s literally Brent, not Bart.

    • @rossmiller9552
      @rossmiller9552 3 года назад

      #whentheydecidedtoinventCOVID

  • @DrHellbilly
    @DrHellbilly 3 года назад +28

    Needed the bears back! Hope everyone got their koolaid and are ready to kick Mondays ass

  • @nickeltit
    @nickeltit 3 года назад

    Congrats on 1mil YMH!! :)

  • @ynot2385
    @ynot2385 3 года назад +72

    Buffett has been married for like 40 years definitely not married to a 42 year old. That's his daughter lol

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 3 года назад +27

      Took me 2 seconds to find his wife. Danav sucks

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 года назад +8

      Hearing this info while watching Nadav fumble around the wiki, is hilarious 😂

    • @nonamesinenomine
      @nonamesinenomine 3 года назад +18

      @@MichaelWutsch I can't tell if he does it on purpose or if he's actually redarted

    • @Flakum
      @Flakum 3 года назад

      @@MichaelWutsch *Navaav

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 3 года назад +2

      @@Flakum navad***

  • @Toddis
    @Toddis 3 года назад +1

    Bert would be a great friend to have around
    He probably makes tom feel like a genius

  • @RG-io4vh
    @RG-io4vh 3 года назад +8

    Once I usually see another podcaster or guest on a webcam I instantly turn it off but I got to give these two credit this is the most fluid and instant response webcam podcast I've seen

    • @ejanekendig1984
      @ejanekendig1984 3 года назад

      Yeah, it really makes me wonder how much editing they had to put into it 🤔 and the fact that they got Bert to shut his pie hole and let Tom talk 🤣

    • @filthyfrank.5
      @filthyfrank.5 3 года назад

      Who asked u?

  • @bmichayluk
    @bmichayluk 3 года назад

    Hearing you two talk about your emotions made my week, thank you for doing that boys! Enjoyed this so much.

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay 3 года назад

      R u sexually attracted to men

    • @bmichayluk
      @bmichayluk 3 года назад +1

      @@TimothyMcVay yes, very much so, thanks for asking

  • @chrisconroy3430
    @chrisconroy3430 3 года назад +11

    Every time I listen to these episodes, I think back to a comment I read once.. the comment was: "I cannot believe Bert speaks for a living."

  • @missedaches
    @missedaches 3 года назад

    "Hey dad, Hey Kaylee 🙄"
    That killed me 😭😭😭

  • @rustknuckleirongut8107
    @rustknuckleirongut8107 3 года назад +27

    For a time in the late nineties I thought Jimmy Buffett and Warren Buffett was the same guy. I was so impressed with the investment skills of this music man.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 3 года назад +1

      Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone in this!!

    • @KayDazzle90
      @KayDazzle90 3 года назад

      well... you've educated me today...

    • @crazypath573
      @crazypath573 3 года назад

      same

  • @joshadams8473
    @joshadams8473 3 года назад

    1 mill subs! shits crazy, love to see it congrats guys

  • @SubliminalXIII
    @SubliminalXIII 3 года назад +19

    "What, dealing with all the tears?"
    I fucking spit water everywhere man, that was fucking Hilarious!

    • @binimgarten8696
      @binimgarten8696 3 года назад +3

      Yep. Unfortunately barely a reaction from Bert who was too involved with his own thoughts to actually listen...

  • @erikajo2825
    @erikajo2825 3 года назад +1

    Now it's two bears, two caves

  • @Charchar1990
    @Charchar1990 3 года назад +33

    My god Nadav sucks at googling. Jimmy Buffett married his current wife 44 years ago; his daughter is 42.

  • @moth-guy6831
    @moth-guy6831 3 года назад

    I love you guys! You bring me joy.

  • @cloud2537
    @cloud2537 3 года назад +53

    "Afghanistan is probably our biggest enemy"
    Boy, if Bert isn't a byproduct of just reading sensationalized headlines, I don't know who is.

    • @akewlen2888
      @akewlen2888 3 года назад +3

      Does he even read headlines?
      "What's going on in Syria?", another Bert quote. He wasn't confused about the war, he had no idea there was a war in Syria. He's funny but tokked.

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 3 года назад +6

      Welcome to most of Murica.

    • @cloud2537
      @cloud2537 3 года назад +1

      @@akewlen2888 Yeah, I think it's okay to be disconnected, but don't act like you know what you're talking about.

    • @dontbetreadin4777
      @dontbetreadin4777 3 года назад +3

      @@cloud2537 Its not okay to be disconnected, it's literally why i quit watching this podcast, No joke, It's too ignorant for me anymore

    • @camcate1003
      @camcate1003 3 года назад +2

      @@dontbetreadin4777 the problem is a lot of people believe they're connected when really they have no idea. That's a lot more common and harmful then just being disconnected.

  • @ProfessorMoriarty_done_kilt_Q
    @ProfessorMoriarty_done_kilt_Q 3 года назад

    Congrats on 1 million!!!

  • @spacegerm13
    @spacegerm13 3 года назад +3

    This man really said "the Taliban is going to look soft spoken compared to me" I'm so dead 😂😂😂

  • @sethm.thomas4310
    @sethm.thomas4310 3 года назад

    Hearing nadav cackle at Bert is what makes my day.

  • @TheChaneaux
    @TheChaneaux 3 года назад +10

    PSA you won’t get in trouble for calling an ambulance when someone overdoses!!! 40 states have “Good Samaritan” laws that prevent prosecution when someone is seeking medical assistance for drugs.

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 3 года назад

      Good info! I'll bet good money that those other 10 are somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon line haha naw'm sayin'?

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 3 года назад +1

      Welp, if you overdose in the southeast we just leave ya for the possums, natures recovery crew we call em- but if you’re pregnant & don’t want to be, too bad brother that baby could be Jesus. Heck if I’m being honest Jesus would probably not make it to 33 down here anyway, too much giving not enough taking yawmsayin

  • @kevinromo4152
    @kevinromo4152 3 года назад

    Really loved the closing for this pod 😂 the name generator was gold 😂😂😂

  • @Flaccidass
    @Flaccidass 3 года назад +10

    When Tim said "we should go on a candy run" Bruce went quiet and his eyes changed

    • @CountDoucheula
      @CountDoucheula 3 года назад +5

      If you listen carefully, you can hear Brent get hard under the desk

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 3 года назад +1

      @@CountDoucheula I heard the thump. Took me a couple listen overs, but it’s definitely there!

  • @blakemartz5575
    @blakemartz5575 3 года назад

    “Sounds like a middle infielder”. Burt Chrysler 😂😂😂😂

  • @F28aj
    @F28aj 3 года назад +37

    "You're the Jimmy Buffett of comedy" isnt a compliment

    • @okeefe757
      @okeefe757 3 года назад

      Correct, but you probably couldn't convince him that it isn't. My older brother was a parrothead 30 years ago. Thankfully, he grew out of that phase and he is the more mature brother of us two. I just have better taste, because Buffet isn't his only musical mistake.

    • @troybaker8113
      @troybaker8113 3 года назад

      Jimmy Buffett is rich as F!

    • @KristopherBaker
      @KristopherBaker 3 года назад

      that was my immediate thought. t.buns ain't being kind to his "best friend"

    • @billsmith394
      @billsmith394 3 года назад +1

      Successful doesn't necessarily mean good. It's hard to say Bert is a good comic. He is charismatic and can do it, but it's like yatch rock. You listen to it, but it's not going to move you. I've never LOLed to any of Bert's jokes for example. A chuckle sure but nothing more.

  • @travisf.8862
    @travisf.8862 3 года назад

    Congrats on 1 million subs

  • @Gumballshark
    @Gumballshark 3 года назад +7

    BERT:"BARELY ABLE TO TALK" ALSO BERT "im gonna start taking mushroom's"

  • @Zeta9966
    @Zeta9966 3 года назад

    Bert just described the whole premise behind the song Hey Nineteen

  • @adamwalz5297
    @adamwalz5297 3 года назад +11

    Bart heard Wife-Guy Comic and really it was just White Guy Comic.

  • @MrNicvdb
    @MrNicvdb 3 года назад

    Stoked! Was hoping Waterchamp was watching so wassup... It's such a great series.

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 3 года назад +16

    Who takes shrooms to go to a Jimmy Buffett concert?!
    Brett Krishna does.

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 3 года назад +1

      His IG story was the best! LeeAnn was wiiiill’n bruh 😂🤣

    • @nathanielvargas3863
      @nathanielvargas3863 3 года назад +2

      I don’t know man that sounds kind of fun

    • @JRY17
      @JRY17 3 года назад

      Him and probably 70% of the crowd

  • @URMOM-nu2cs
    @URMOM-nu2cs 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bert: *tells the Internet he bought male sex toys*
    Also Bert: I didn't want anyone to know that.

  • @ultimomondocannibale6084
    @ultimomondocannibale6084 3 года назад +7

    In the time it took Nadav to find Jimmy Buffett’s wives, i searched for myself and found the info in seconds in the search results, and figured out that Savannah’s his kid and not a 42-year old wife. Why is Nadav still in charge of searching for literally anything?

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 3 года назад +2

      Probably some fair employment act. You can't fire retarded people just for being retarded.

  • @jwizdum2103
    @jwizdum2103 3 года назад +1

    I never realized how much I needed a DJ Premier documentary produced by Tom Segura

  • @queenofthearies111
    @queenofthearies111 3 года назад +6

    Good, but I miss Tom looking into the camera as Bert talks though.

  • @andrewnolan7029
    @andrewnolan7029 3 года назад

    "What, dealing with all the tears?" I'm dying lmfao

  • @carterthekenner
    @carterthekenner 3 года назад +10

    Maybe if bert loses some weight he can use some of Tommy Buns’ old cripple gear

  • @silas34
    @silas34 3 года назад +1

    Brent making the smallest, simplest thoughts sound like the best most genius things ever will never get old, what a guy!

  • @AlexGAlexG
    @AlexGAlexG 3 года назад +5

    Tom: …
    Bert: “Errr DIDIEVERTELLYOUABOUTTHATTIMEISNEEZEDINTHATCHINESELADIESMOUTH?”
    He’s on in 7 billion 😂

  • @kennethromo8302
    @kennethromo8302 3 года назад

    “Kenneth chiller acktemoshred”
    “This is terrible” 😂😂

  • @TheWorstRapperEver
    @TheWorstRapperEver 3 года назад +5

    "Hey dad!...Hey Kayley!" This podcast is the worst but I can't stop listening or watching. Lmao!!

  • @samverhey4551
    @samverhey4551 3 года назад

    Was on YT with Lex Fridman and David Fravor to help me sleep, then suddenly this ep auto played. I'm in the mountains in rural New Zealand and this is kick starting my Tuesday. I needed this as I'm still getting over same knee injury as Tim

  • @aaronfelman1000
    @aaronfelman1000 3 года назад +4

    You guys really need to edit these type of podcasts to have split screen

  • @josephosullivan6913
    @josephosullivan6913 3 года назад

    Bert is literally a man of the people, 2 bares live come ON

  • @pele824
    @pele824 3 года назад +9

    What’s up Chomos?

    • @GRock5k
      @GRock5k 3 года назад +1

      How'd you get a job here?

  • @guiltyconstants
    @guiltyconstants 3 года назад

    Tom, I'm glad you're feeling your soul brotha'.
    Love, Jack