Posting yourself to Hawaii
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- Rowan has figured out a cheap way of travel to post yourself to Hawaii
SUPPORT US ON PATREON - bit.ly/36Hg7ZY
ALL SOCIALS - linktr.ee/vldl
TWITCH - / vldl
MERCH - vldl.shop
SONGS - bit.ly/2OBeB4O
SERIES PLAYLISTS
Epic NPC Man: bit.ly/NPCman
Bored: bit.ly/VLDLbored
PUBG Logic: bit.ly/PUBGlogic
FPS Logic: bit.ly/FPSlogic
Souls Logic: bit.ly/Soulslogic
Music Videos: bit.ly/VLDLmusi...
Wildcards: bit.ly/VLDLwild...
I'm only disappointed we missed seeing Byron load that box to the back of his bicycle.
...or making an overpackaging so huge it didn't fit into the plane. 😅
@@juiyersh3668 Rowan packed it himself. So, Byron would not pack it again
Nah, he sold his Bike, for Drone Delivery.
And happily cycle his way to the dumpster!
He used the new drone technology!
when he turns and says nervously " so rowans dead right?". OMG I can't stop laughing! great ep!
Plot twist: Rowan's idea failed, but he's too prideful to admit it. So he just didn't come to work for weeks.
Went to the local store and got a Hawaiian shirt.
Shat in the bucket for authenticity
@@VivaLaDirtLeaguecould have sealed the sharad if the poop spilled a bit since transit is always a bumpy ride
well, he's not tan. So it is true. 👌
Analyze the poo for foreign content 🔬
😂😂😂, i can totally believe that to be 100% true 🤣
VLDL is one of few YT/FB channels/pages I can confidently click the like button instantly without hesitating before I watched the video, and I have never taken it back.
I salute you!
Yeah I just click LIKE immediately when starting to watch a video. It's a great way to keep track of what videos I've watched so far.
From Alan packing a package that looks like a human to actually packing a human in a box. *PROGRESS.*
to packing a box in a human
A package shaped as a human (anthropomorphic) would definitely pass inspection as a certain type of merchandise, although the customs officer would pity the lack of discretion of the shop.
That's character development. The heroe's arc.
and then finally putting himself as a human into a box 😊
What video is he doing this in? Looks like I missed something
When Alan asked “what are you going to drink” I was fully expecting Rowan to say his own pee. It’s how he’s survived before!
...I think I am now firmly convinced that Rowan is a cartoon character who has escaped into the real world.
I can kinda see that lol
There was an episode where they turned into cartoon characters and Rowan was acting like nothing changed so it is canon.
This is probably true!
@@szymonanonim7214 which one is it
@@szymonanonim7214 link please
It's impressive that Rowan survived a trip to Hawaii on a single muesli bar, a truly astounding feat of survival. What's even more astounding, is the extraordinary amount of trust he put in his team to manage the store for 3 weeks without him. Rowan is a truly caring and understanding manager.
They probably ran it 1000x better without him tbh.
@@Fatekiller123 Did you see the translation video? None of them speak gamer. She just wanted a glowup.
Try saying that last sentence out loud with a straight face.
Rowan is so lucky that they were so careful with the box. Imagine his bucket would have fallen over at one point. :o
Have a tip indicator on the box.
But putting a differential shipping label on the box would have been brilliant
There's an "exceptionally fragile" sticker on the side. 👍
@@jessetreadway5249 yes. and boxes have "this side up" sign. if the goes missing. hoooo boi. there goes our roller coaster of poop.
Lol @ you guys who think that shipping companies care about those up indicators or similar. I get boxes like that, upside down, all the time
He leads a charmed life
I honestly thought it was a returned parcel that got refused and Rowan finally thought he was in Hawaii... but ends up back at work 😆
If Rowan can survive months "locked up" in the store during covid than of course he can survive a trip to Hawaii in a box.
He’s a different kind of human
Can't survive being locked in a closet for a few minutes though
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Typical Rowan you always expect the unexpected from him
@@VivaLaDirtLeague not even sure he is human
Inhuman.
I'm still in doubt between pod person, android and lizard suit.
Well.. maybe not android. Those are not as evilly calculating.
Unless programmed like that. Damn! Back on the board.
Usually, Alan would ask Rowan "what do you mean?" Or Be confused. Right now he instantly gets Rowan's intentions. That's character development right here
I actually didn't entirely like that. Made it feel more scripted
Rowan going “ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN!” is just too funny! Rowan always knows how to a new meaning to the word annoying
Напомнило Альфа из старого сериала
It reminds me that video of animals dubbed over and there's this little rodent that yells out ALAN repeatedly hahahhaha
I thought it was a reference to the Marmot yelling "Alan" on that BBC show
Lol and Alan being more annoyed everytime he says "what" 😂😂
Rowan turning into Ben with the plane ticket argument like a normal person
Rowan, you can't ship yourself like that you're the manager !
I have to compliment that acting. The way you called Alan is so much like the way my children call me that I had to put the phone down and walk away almost immediately. I will watch this one a little later.
Alanalanalanalanalanalanalanalanalan
Sorry I'm looking for parenting skills ?
Way to raise a child. No parenting skills. Lmaoooo
@@cerberusnovaempire9483 Look at you being the pinnacle of wisdom. -_-
This actually would have been more of a vacation for everyone at the office than Rowan himself if you think about it. They probably got so much work done while he was gone.
Sometimes, Rowan's genius is almost... frightening
~Sun Tzu
~David Bowie
@@adam.s007 Nah I'm pretty sure he means that Rowan invented time travel and then met Sun Tzu and left an impression...
Probably
@@adam.s007 Naahhh, Jeremy Clarkson claims, his ingenuity is creating gravity...
Was expecting for Alan to be scrolling instagram and see Rowan in Hawaii 😂
With Byron, who carried him all the way there.
@@ESPNight004 if Bryon took the package I’d expect it to be in the rubbish dump
That's what I thought too
Well it's not safe to post selfies on Instagram during your vacation
This is a good way to win a Darwin Award.
Too late, this particular award was already Dar-won
2:05 that is the face of "I think I may have just gotten my boss killed"
for someone with such a high salary, rowan sure seems to be real saving savvy
Yeah it’s called being cheap
Rich people don't stay rich by throwing money away when they don't have to. That's how poor people stay poor.
@@HomestarCrawler actually rich people stay rich by exploiting the labour of poor people and well... being born so exceptionally rich that all the money they throw away doesnt really make a dent
poor people stay poor because rich people keep hiking up the prices of essentials while depressing their pay
@@HomestarCrawler no, rich people stay rich by exploiting their workforce, like Rowan does.
Rowan sure can pinch that penny
I'm surprised this wasn't sponsored by the New Zealand post office. They didn't even tip the bucket over. And he was shipped so fast, he only needed one muesli bar. Respect!
the most unrealistic part of this sketch is Alan even trying to talk Rowan out of taping himself up in a box and shipping him off to a foreign country!😅🤣
Or not changing the shipping label after taping.
Yeah why did Alan question this? 🤔
I was about to say Hawaii is part of the states then I remembered... New Zealand.. rigghhht..
No, the most unrealistic part is that Rowan actually answered him :)
...and the absurdly low shipping cost.
Honestly I can't believe Alan actually questioned the opportunity to tape Rowan into a box.
0:10 my dad when he can't reach the TV remote
You just have to remind him that your name is not Alan.
ALOHA!🌺I love Rowan‘s smug face when he climbs out of the box…😂
i kinda wanted them to reject the delivery on account of not ordering anything...so it goes back to sender XD
The speed and efficiency! If this doesn't give Byron "Employee of the Month," I don't know what will.
I'm a bit surprised Alan bothered to pause and question Rowan before taping him in. I'd think shipping Rowan away would be a dream come true
And he even shook the bucket when waiting for Alan to take it…I almost lost it!
Now, I actually want to see the 3 employees fighting over "manager" position.
Rowan is the best character so far
That's where you're wrong. Rowan isn't a character. That's the real Rowan.
I wish Alan refused to grab that bucket and then Rowan showed him a clause related to that in his contract 😂
Oh Alan, be honest this is every Playtech employee dream, shipping Rowan away, surprise he actually went to Hawaii, love to see all of them together, usually is only a couple and the ending when he handles the .... "toilet" for Alan to dispose it was bad for all of them, keep up the good work, Alan as usual great work
Course they should have refused to accept him back, then he would be in some post office black hole for unwanted mail.
@@punkwrestle LOL, if Rowan would have been stored in the unwanted mail bin, the "toilet" would have eventually overflow
Should’ve changed address on box after putting him inside 🤣😂
Bravo to the prop team! I can smell what's inside of Rowan's bucket the moment he brought it out! 6D technology really has come a looongg way
This was not what I expected. I thought it'd be something with putting yourself on a Greenscreen and then putting Hawaii in the background.
You are 20 years too early. That's the future vacation you are talking about like with Fury did it at the end of Captain Marvel movie.
I thought the same thing 😂😂
Never thought I’d ever say this, but Rowan is a GENIUS! 😂😂
Now that was original and that is why I love this channel you guys are brilliant
Some youtuber "posted" himself allready to another country.
I though this going to be like Spongebob and Patrick with a cardboard box.. hearing all the sounds of the waves, birds, hawaiian music, talking and laughter from inside the box and suddenly Rowan came out the box with tourist outfit + coconut drink..
At least we know you guys can now go on world tour as travel costs are very low for you :) Looking forward to Live Events.
And a new generation of shipping oneself to exotic destinations begins!
"Buy a plane ticket like a normal person?"
Me: Do you also want Rowan to levitate from the ground and shoot lasers out of his eyes?
Would love to see that skit!
Don't say that. He'll do it.
Well, he did levitate from the ground when he went over that fallen log!!
@@AbhishekDe13 that's true. Shit, he's becoming a super being
of course, we are playing DC Universe Online
I like to believe this is a series of internal videos on how NOT to do things at a Playtech store.
I like to imagine that real Playtech uses these videos for training their employees on what not to do.
@@faolan2174 I'd do this honestly! Especially since they film inside a Playtech store, so it adds a layer of authenticity when you say these videos are meant to show the incorrect way to do things; don't be a Rowan 🤣
How can you make every episode even better than the last? You guys are awesome! ❤️
Those must have been a wonderful 3 weeks for everyone. Rowan should ship himself out more often.
The fact you guys had something in the bucket at all is a testament to continuity. You guys are amazing.
Ja, but it had the impression of kidney stones, which only adds to it lol
Okay, bonus footage request:
Byron loading the Rowan box on his bike or taping it to himself.
Also, did Rowan pushing his way out of the box remind anyone else of a chestburster?
The slushing noises inside the bucket were a disgustingly nice touch.
I expected Byron to carry the box out like it wasn't a big deal!
BTW, keeping the cardboard box, Rowan also saved on accommodation costs!
OMG! Tiny House Travelers. Courageous Casa Del Cardboard Courier Cruises. OMG it's perfect. We should start a magazine!
Actually we used this trick back in NZ, to send your backpack to the north island (while being in NZ). They kept it there for 2-3 weeks. Which was great to just have some fun on the south island without being bothered with a big backpack.
I guess that the x-ray machine guards at the airports are quite used to see people packed in boxes travelling around
I bet they doesn't bother to check them beyound a poke with a sharpie hehe
I've never thought about this before, what a great way to travel, Rowan you're a genius
Tom the photogenic Photographer delivering Rowan back to Playtech! Nice to see your face, man. You look like you're doing well.
For a second there I thought Rowan was a prairie dog. "Alan! Alan! ..ALAN!"
Tips: Fill the bucket with kitty litter, and don't forget the lid! Have a warm coat, because the cargo space is not heated. It's very noisy too, so you need good headphones. One more thing! Bring some aspirin just in case you get a blood clot while being cramped inside a box. Those are all the rookie mistakes sorted out.
Byron deserves to be manager if he was able to get that package out that quickly
I was hoping for some pictures of Rowan and Byron in Hawaii - you know it was Byron that carried Rowan in that box the entire way!
Rowan is so polite! He asked Allen to “please” tape his inside. What a nice guy.
Very well done with that QR code. :)
Did you enjoy? 😂
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Already seen that. :)
Funny!
Has anyone paused on the title card at 3:13?
References to the dreaded white shirt, Karen, the cookie, pay cuts *and* a plastic bag retailing at $2,000.
Wow, I’m actually impressed. Rowan thought of everything: what to eat, what to drink, where to poop…
Wonder who he got in Hawaii to tape him back up…
maybe he made a friend in hawaii and asked them to put him back in a box and ship him back to New Zealand
Rowan proving once again why he's our spirit animal
I don’t wanna believe it but something tells me Rowan actually shat in the bin
The way Rowan shouts *"Alan!"* just kills me.
I ever imagined mailing myself overseas before, or hiding in someone's luggage on their flight out... I guess Rowan's living my dream then!
I feel like the phrase “like a normal person” has become the official motto of the show.
Always love it when Viva posts a new video. Keep it up guys.
Thanks! Will do! 😍
0:12 - your new morning alarm
I was hoping he would break out of the box to find out he was in a shipping container somewhere in the ocean
I think Rowan's compassion for his employees was tied to the length of his hair. Explains so much.
Let's be honest. We've all believed in this trick when we were younger
What do you mean, we believeD? It does work, doesn't it?
@@upschutt4842 You would freeze to death in plane cargohold. They are not pressurized.
If younger means 8 years old, I guess.
@@upschutt4842 It works great until they put you on the unpressurized and unheated cargo plane. Then it gets a little dicey.
Not that, but i believed in a money printing machine in a kids' magazine only to find out it
was a magic trick. I was devastated 😅
It’s like Garfield shipping Nermal to adu dabi
Well if Manager Rowan can afford to take random holidays to Hawaii he clearly needs a pay cut and a reprimand for neglecting his responsibilities.
Nononono teh opposite! The fact that he can literally SAVE to the company the time (to pay him holidays and travel time - coz the package flights are direct and faster than passenger flights) is making him a truly caring and responsible manager. I can only wish our managers take note and start doing the same ...
There's a long story of people doing that in the 19th Century. Sometimes just to mess with the system, sometimes genuinely. People occasionally sent their kids off to visit the grand-parents like that. Didn't put them in a box, just stuck a stamp on their face and handed them to the local postman. That's not as bad as it seems actually, it was basically just buying a ticket for a postal bus, and the postman was a trusted member of the local community.
So this sketch has some real historical pedigree!
Why would Alan argue about sending his boss away? I'm surprised he didn't just tape the box and start celebrating lol
Ok every skits with Rowan is just predictible by now, I mean everything he do is always right and he always wins. Soo... good skit!
Alan's hesitation to be rid of Rowan was almost touching. 😅
I was expecting to see Alan coming across photos of Rowan in Hawaii like sipping a drink when he was on his phone, lmao.
Can we see what their lives were for 3 weeks without Rowan? I wonder if any of thrm wend through a character arc. Maybe Ellie had that role playing guy during that time? Who knows?
@C K
And use a whole pen for both work stuff and personal stuff.
And coming to work a second late and leave at time.
Cost cutting and imaginative thinking. That's why Rowan is the manager.
Of course Rowan would succeed 😂
THIS SERIES IS THE BEST AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT
Also Ellie should totally be the manager if Rowan "disappears", keep the boys in check
Honestly thought Alan would have pushed the box into some Hawaii-ish area to screw with Rowan. Maybe shake the box to simulate turbulence, tip his bucket.
All Hawaii-ISH area is water
Erratum : About 1000 kilometers from Hawaii there is the one-kilometer-long Johnston atoll 😁
@@michael_pilot I heard the Bikini atoll is nice and hot all year long.
There is the "like a normal person" again. Love it!
I hate to think that Rowan's bucket would've probably spilled during loading/takeoff/landing. Smearing and soaking the mixed excretions into the thin cardboard, and a small portion of those got through and drips through the cardboard.
@Glitched Blox naaau, I'm sure Big Ro can balance his sh1t.
One of my favourite skits and Rowan is right!
Kmart doesn't close until midnight
I wish shipping was 50 bucks.
So Alan won't pick up Rowan's keys due to the demeaning nature of it but will take a days old bucket of piss and shit no questions asked.
It is a pity that in reality this will not work, since during delivery the entire cargo is X-rayed
wait really :O woah
@Olivia Hansen well ... what is the connection? ... he will just drink some yogurt and eat citric fruits ... witch is even highly recommended in Hawaii ... :P
My brain has been somewhere else for a couple years and forgot about this amazing channel. I can now binge watch…jealous?
Can anyone here give me an ACTUAL depiction of what would happen . Dont skip on details. Thanks :)
Not an expert, but some quick research suggests the following.
You might be able to get through regular postal checks if the stars align just right for you, but it almost certainly will not happen and Rowan wouldn't make it out of the city he is currently in.
Next comes the shipping. If he goes via plane, he absolutely will not make it through the security. It just is not happening.
Even if he did somehow make it onto a plane, he will die of asphyxiation when it reaches cruising altitude and he is in the not pressurised part of the plane because why would you spend the time and effort to make sure luggage and packages can breathe properly.
If he goes via boat in a shipping container, he again would have to make it through much more secure checks, which he just wouldn't assuming he gets through that, he would have to be lucky and end up in a big metal box that also has water in it. Given that, he could probably make it to Hawaii, but it would be days on end spent in total darkness, isolation and hunger. Possibly motion sickness, depending on his constitution.
If he does get caught, depending on what stage he gets caught at, he could also face criminal charges from something small like misusing postal services/trying to post a human being, up to potentially attempted smuggling, possibly worse if you get a particularly excited prosecutor.
If he goes via boat in a shipping container, wouldn't he almost certainly starve to death? Google says it's 6-9 days from California to Honolulu, which means he'd need 9 days of food, 9 days of water, and a bucket big enough for 9 days of poop, at a MINIMUM (Plus however many days it takes to get from his city to the nearest port city via truck.)
If he tried to visit Europe, (e.g. Italy) via shipping container boat, he'd need like, 3-4 weeks worth of stuff. (Which isn't going to fit in his tiny box. And, side note, by the end of his journey to Italy, those 60 liters of water he took as rations would turn into 60 liters of pee. He'll need a bigger bucket.)
@@Terrafire123 you can survive thirty days without food. so not absolutely necessary, but again, it will be a miserable journey.
Also worth noting that no food means no poop
@@angusperson4222 ah they scan every package for bombs and life forms ? Didn't know that. Cool thanks !
Instead of a candy bar, a normal person would have taken Byron's lunch. First class meal.
Rowan is truly a different breed of human.
I like that QR code is a link to another video, very cool small detail
Rowan’s logical conclusion was a sudden success!
Byron's drones must've have delivered the box to Hawaii
Finally I’ve been waiting for the store videos. Those are my fav. 👍🏻
More to come! 😊
I should know better by now, but I really didn't think the box would be gone, so the "oh shit!" I let out at the box being gone was quite heartfelt. I was waiting for Rowan to just walk into the store 3 weeks later, but I shouldn't have been surprised it worked and he went to Hawai'i and back.
On a side note, I really miss Hawai'i. I was in Honolulu for grad school about a decade ago now and I seriously miss it.
It's actually been attempted in real life. Brian Robson (1965) and Reg Spiers (1964) were both infamous for air-mailing themselves in a wooden crate between London and Australia (in opposite directions). Both nearly died from exposure from travel delays and being left in the open in hot weather (LA and Mumbai respectively) and needed hospitalisation as a result of their attempt. Not to mention the baggage handlers frequently ignoring the "this way up" signs on the crate. At least they didn't have the obligatory 10' drop that all international parcels seem to be obligated to go through these days...