Andrew Schultz Tells Jordan Peterson a Joke on Abortion

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
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  • @lelezz3118
    @lelezz3118 Год назад +174

    I don’t think he was saying the joke. I think he was describing the joke idea

    • @Stepbrohelp
      @Stepbrohelp Год назад +3

      The joke was when he slipped in “I mean 9 is a soft ball team”

    • @stephenbaker7202
      @stephenbaker7202 Год назад

      The joke was about the beginning of the joke. He just failed to use the word "conception". 1:34 and then a few seconds late he's drawing a circle with his finger, and that's where he's imagining drawing a the fetal position.

    • @hairydude4020
      @hairydude4020 Год назад

      Jordan Peterson is the joke...

    • @sickturret3587
      @sickturret3587 Год назад

      i think it wasn't a joke at all.

  • @Kingx90
    @Kingx90 Год назад +198

    Andrew is hilarious “Okay, nine is a softball team” 😄😅 and Jordan is just sitting there like “Mhm” 🤔🤨

    • @WalkToPoland
      @WalkToPoland Год назад +6

      Jordan was left unfazed like he's heard worse and funnier jokes about abortion.

    • @Kingx90
      @Kingx90 Год назад +5

      @@WalkToPoland in Jordan’s defense, he’s supposed to be a voice of reason for this generation, and abortion is a serious topic, so I imagine he doesn’t want to laugh at that kind of situation.

    • @hairydude4020
      @hairydude4020 Год назад

      Jordan Peterson is a joke...

    • @petermetcalf4814
      @petermetcalf4814 Год назад

      Right?? 🤣🤣 I was dying laughing

  • @iLiveOnFijiTime
    @iLiveOnFijiTime Год назад +65

    I'm laughing so hard at how seriously Dr Peterson is analyzing the joke! These two would be a pair worth watching as a duo comedy special.

  • @L.I.T.H.I.U.M
    @L.I.T.H.I.U.M Год назад +43

    Wow, never seen Jordan Peterson rolling on the floor laughing before, thanks for this rare clip

    • @ewu2030
      @ewu2030 Год назад +1

      i laughed at this not at Andrew explaining how he will come up with a joke

  • @w4fer
    @w4fer Год назад +74

    damn bro you got the whole jordan peterson laughing

    • @foxbor0
      @foxbor0 Год назад +2

      Nope, not even a flicker of a smile

    • @tekakifukato1492
      @tekakifukato1492 Год назад

      @@foxbor0 You need to keep a big net over your head

    • @foxbor0
      @foxbor0 Год назад

      @@tekakifukato1492 why's that?

    • @stevenbristol7832
      @stevenbristol7832 Год назад +4

      It's not like Andrew was trying to be funny though. The video title is wrong. It should be something like "AS Explains his Joke Writing Process to JP"

    • @bradynbassett8814
      @bradynbassett8814 Год назад

      Smart man, he has been considering politics and knows how it could be seen and used.

  • @CleverGirlAAH
    @CleverGirlAAH Год назад +13

    Andrew Schultz Tells Jordan Peterson the setup of his abortion joke** Fixed.

  • @scottmatznick3140
    @scottmatznick3140 Год назад +84

    I had a friend in ohio whose sister had 7 successful and one failed abortion. She named the failed one. That's an awkward conversation later in life, don't'cha think?
    "Hey, I know I tried to kill you before I even got to know you, but... I love you _now_ . PLEASE don't put me in a nursing home!"

    • @muddywitch9016
      @muddywitch9016 Год назад

      Betcha she IS going to end up in a nursing home, for sure!

    • @Emperor-Inker
      @Emperor-Inker Год назад +6

      I'd say that the child should be given to a loving family. The mother basically forfeited her parental rights by trying to abort them. What a cruel & twisted world we live in.

    • @Woodsaras
      @Woodsaras Год назад +2

      Nobody that has a parent that tried to abort them thinks like that. Stop projecting your own thoughts on stuff you have zero idea about.

    • @SquirreleLIV
      @SquirreleLIV Год назад +1

      Horrendous! How is this allowed?

    • @robertbordevik5072
      @robertbordevik5072 Год назад

      @@Woodsaras The f*** would you know what everyone of them thinks? Stop projecting your vast generalizations on things you couldn’t possibly know. Hey, might even project a little my self right now.. Here goes: Abortion is MURDER.

  • @yasintorkman4813
    @yasintorkman4813 Год назад +64

    Great joke, obviously delivery took a hit as you’re performing it infront of Jordan Peterson, who is staring at you like 🤨👀

    • @diederickkruse3821
      @diederickkruse3821 Год назад +2

      "And I thought every goddamn thing you said was offensive" + "so that underlying threat of physicality is always there" = 😧😨🤪😢

    • @Awen_newA
      @Awen_newA Год назад +3

      Wasn't he just explaining the process of making the joke?

    • @foxbor0
      @foxbor0 Год назад +1

      But he didn't tell a joke 🙄

    • @Emperor-Inker
      @Emperor-Inker Год назад

      @@foxbor0 no the joke is that people who are pro choice actually have a certain threshold number of abortions where they think, okay now, how about you start making better choices. Say if a woman was in her 70's & she said she had over 20 abortions & no living kids who even lived to birth. People will start asking questions. It's either she's extremely unlucky as in she's been raped multiple times (God forbid), or that she makes many poor choices, & doesn't hold herself accountable sexually in any way, as in she doesn't tell her male partners to wear a condom when she doesn't want a child (also her partner as it's meant to be a dual one way street). Seriously if a woman is having multiple abortions people around her shoulder start ethically looking at her. Believe it or not sex is ultimately meant for reproduction, the pleasure is just the sweet cherry on top. I'm not saying people shouldn't hookup or have casual sex with their partners, but they should understand what the ultimate purpose of it is for. Regardless if you take it from a religious stand point of god making it that way, or from a evolutionary stand point of that's how our species & every other species has gotten to this stage of time.

    • @foxbor0
      @foxbor0 Год назад

      @@Emperor-Inker "no the joke is that people who are pro choice actually have a certain threshold number of abortions"
      but that's not true.

  • @SaNdRoAPV
    @SaNdRoAPV Год назад +25

    still waiting for the joke. And starting to wonder why 99.9% of JP videos on youtube have clickbait titles

    • @6ty
      @6ty Год назад

      It's an algorithm. People are more likely to watch shorter videos therefore they get more clicks/views therefore RUclips's algorithm assumes it's good content and shares it more, automatically

    • @SaNdRoAPV
      @SaNdRoAPV Год назад

      @@6ty this is wonderful but has nothing to do with the fact that the title is a clickbait. If the title says that a dude is about to tell a joke I expect a joke rather than ppl talking about doing jokes. And this is happening everytime, with titles that even have quotes but you won't see him saying the quote or similar. That's not an algorithm thing, it's these channels fucking around with people, treating us like idiots.

  • @Ajax.86
    @Ajax.86 Год назад +4

    "Everybody has a number of abortions, where if you go past that, it's too many" 😂😂

  • @AbaddonTheDestroyer
    @AbaddonTheDestroyer Год назад +5

    Guy didn't tell actual joke, he explained the setup idea behind it ...

  • @thedmdidit9842
    @thedmdidit9842 Год назад +3

    that was andrew working through what could be a joke not telling a joke.

  • @eLmasten1991
    @eLmasten1991 Год назад +3

    I love Bill Burr's joke about Abortion. "It was gonna be a cake!" :D

    • @maxh4651
      @maxh4651 Год назад

      I hate bill burr but thats a great bit

  • @jwbarrote
    @jwbarrote Год назад +7

    Life is a Gift! An abortion is a crime. There are situations that justify it, but it always cause pain and sorrow.

    • @ItsameDrew
      @ItsameDrew Год назад +2

      Nah that shit funny as hell bruh

    • @jonny_1461
      @jonny_1461 Год назад

      @@ItsameDrew careful before someone laughs at you, hanging from a coat hanger 😢

    • @Am-ug9np
      @Am-ug9np Год назад

      I had one and it didn’t cause any sorrow, I was the only person aware of it, it’s almost as if I’m the only person that exists in my body? 😮

  • @mateo1726
    @mateo1726 Год назад +2

    His abortion bit was hilarious. Andrew is such a good comic

  • @jesuschristlives2724
    @jesuschristlives2724 Год назад +1

    I've had one and I tell testify 1 is too many. You're better setting your soul on 🔥.

  • @ganter5447
    @ganter5447 Год назад

    This scene is so fucking funny because of how serious and focus Jordan looks when Andrew tells that joke premis lmao

  • @SummumBonum.
    @SummumBonum. Год назад

    It was cut off before we heard the joke.

  • @ajmusiq1
    @ajmusiq1 Год назад

    I spat out my cereal when the video cut to Jordan’s reaction at 1:11.

  • @Art-zs6sl
    @Art-zs6sl Год назад

    It's actually the most helpful thing I've ever heard in regard to creating comedy.

  • @qwew2244
    @qwew2244 Год назад +1

    Jordan is thinking: "Maybe I can use that technique..."

  • @Wrestling-Nun
    @Wrestling-Nun Год назад +28

    Oof, the joke was hit or miss and thanks to the delivery it was a total miss lmao

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Год назад +12

      He wasnt telling the joke. He was explaining the format of a joke, really.

    • @Emperor-Inker
      @Emperor-Inker Год назад

      @@CleverGirlAAH hopefully they'll understand the irony one day of my body my choice. Just like with the covid vaccine mandates that happened in many countries.

  • @pauld9847
    @pauld9847 Год назад +1

    If 9 is too many why isn't 1?

  • @TJ-fe7rr
    @TJ-fe7rr Год назад

    I'm laughing while he's saying this, the camera cuts back to Peterson and there he is 🤔.

  • @peteratkinson922
    @peteratkinson922 Год назад +1

    A killer joke!

  • @patricklynam4973
    @patricklynam4973 Год назад

    Petersons a psychologist and has most likely seen the impact that abortion has on some people so it doesn't feel right for him to laugh about it

  • @diegocaballero59
    @diegocaballero59 Год назад

    Actually I learned a useful lesson. Look that common ground and make the opposites to agree.

  • @foxbor0
    @foxbor0 Год назад +5

    Except nobody's issue with abortion is to do with 'how many' is acceptable. See, this is the difference between a good comic and a bad one. Come up with a premise that actually resonates with at least someone's reality, as opposed to an imagined fake one.

    • @愛
      @愛 Год назад

      ??????

    • @foxbor0
      @foxbor0 Год назад +2

      did you see the clip?

    • @senna138
      @senna138 Год назад

      How many?

    • @zackmac5917
      @zackmac5917 Год назад +2

      He's explaining that even those who have abortions, would probably have a limit before even they start questioning it.
      As in, they're not just going to keep having abortions and not start feeling like it's not right. He theorises 3 abortions, and he joked with an exaggerated 9 abortions, which is a whole softball team.
      That's what he feels is the situation, anyway. That's his conclusion.
      And so based on that, hes explaining how he'd set up a joke. There would be common ground there for everyone, and that's where he can find a joke that can get everyone on both sides laughing and agreeing.
      You didn't understand his point which he carefully explained in this whole video, and then you insulted his comedic ability based on your lack of capability to comprehend his point lol.

    • @foxbor0
      @foxbor0 Год назад

      @@zackmac5917 I understood his point. But it's nonsense. People don't have abortions based on whether they've reached their 'limit' or not. Ask a woman who's had one

  • @heftyfunseeker9987
    @heftyfunseeker9987 Год назад +1

    This is brilliant. 😂

  • @Skyscraper21
    @Skyscraper21 Год назад +8

    1 is 1 too many, no matter what. I am a man, if I get raped one time it's one time, too often. But it will not make my situation better to than go: "ok, I really need to kill somebody now, then I feel better!". I get it, people are traumatized. There's therapy for this. God help those women. To hell with rapists. But don't kill babies. And this would be the only case I can come up with where we would even discuss this. And yes, it's a baby from day one

    • @Emerl18
      @Emerl18 Год назад +5

      Until it has its own heartbeat and a functioning brain that can register pain, it's literally just a bundle of unfeeling parasitic cells.

    • @TheTrueKat
      @TheTrueKat Год назад

      @@Emerl18 Actually, no. It is a human being from the very moment of conception. You are attempting to rationalize the murder of a defenseless human being. Aren’t you glad that someone didn’t see you as a “parasitic blob of cells”? To quote Horton in Horton hears a Who, “A person’s a person, no matter how small”

    • @Emerl18
      @Emerl18 Год назад +3

      @@TheTrueKat Feel free to keep letting your emotions dictate your life, but those of us that actually have even the slightest interest in observing uncontestable facts know that ending a pregnancy when the fetus has not developed any sense of feeling or thought is not murder or any other overused statement you want to make of it. Murder means "to kill a person", and an undeveloped bundle of cells is so far from a person at that point that it baffles me this discussion even needs to be had.

    • @MutenRoscher
      @MutenRoscher Год назад

      @@Emerl18 so youre a parasite is what youre saying.

    • @johanskanal1360
      @johanskanal1360 Год назад

      @@Emerl18 Every discussion needs to be had. Whether you like it or not. Even such absurd discussions whether or not a man can be a woman, for example.

  • @XXXX-yc6wv
    @XXXX-yc6wv Год назад +2

    Comes across like a repackaging of that old atheist line "I only believe in one less god than you do"

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 Год назад

    As a male I'm jealous of women because I'll never know the joy of having an abortion.

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter Год назад +1

      Just identify as an aborter. It's exactly the same as the real deal.

  • @joeryan3390
    @joeryan3390 Год назад

    Do abortions cost money in the states? I know in canada if i get a vasectomy it is free but if i want it reversed (I know who would want to?) it costs $6000+. If they had to pay $6000 I bet condoms wouldn’t be so bad.

  • @benjamin5726
    @benjamin5726 Год назад

    Preach!

  • @SquirreleLIV
    @SquirreleLIV Год назад +1

    Abortion “jokes” are about as funny as pedo jokes. There’s just nothing funny about it.

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter Год назад

      There is more to "humor" than laughing. Plus you are patently wrong.

    • @Am-ug9np
      @Am-ug9np Год назад +1

      Yup. It’s gross

    • @Waterbug1591
      @Waterbug1591 Год назад +2

      All jokes are just jokes, especially the racist ones, they're the best ones.

    • @seegui1971
      @seegui1971 Год назад +2

      abortion jokes shouldn't even make it into existence. kind of like unwanted babies

  • @eriklands7382
    @eriklands7382 Год назад +1

    What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at the abortion clinic???
    Running in and asking for a coat hanger

  • @alex-my8hp
    @alex-my8hp Год назад

    wow that was painful.

  • @jena4717
    @jena4717 Год назад

    I loooooved his special, it was fcking hilarious. He's funny af. But man, finding out he's REALLY good friends with charlamagne the God severely turned me off to him. In the words of the great, great leader of this here fine country... "c'mon man!"

    • @pheasantpluck
      @pheasantpluck Год назад

      Why? 🤷‍♂️✌️

    • @jena4717
      @jena4717 Год назад

      @@pheasantpluck Charlemagne, while on some podcast, admitted to basically drugging and raping a young girl with a group of men he was with..and yet, he's not canceled and is uplifted heavily.

  • @Jackson_Plop
    @Jackson_Plop Год назад

    Insightful.

  • @hcecena
    @hcecena Год назад

    Where's the joke?

  • @paulhathaway5907
    @paulhathaway5907 Год назад

    Ya I don't get it ?

  • @blanktrigger8863
    @blanktrigger8863 Год назад

    Funny always tells me a lot about a person, and this confirms suspicions that I've had about Peterson for awhile. The occult is always a bad place to be, but placing the finger on what his act is aiming at is tricky part (although drawing folks from Yeshua has always been obvious).
    Just a brief explanation about what I noticed. There are these two broad categories of joke listeners. There is the Kevin Hart category and, in opposition, the Patrice O'Neal category. The latter category has this none laughing because you're beneath meness about themselves that always accompanies a more general arrogance and willingness to abuse (in these more slight social ways, usually). That's not saying that they never laugh, but. These kinds of moments are telling.

    • @martinstojanovic2123
      @martinstojanovic2123 Год назад +1

      Don't you notice the title is wrong. Does this sound like a joke to you? No they had a discussion and the comedian talks about the idea from witch he could make a joke, there is no joke in this video, nothing to laugh at

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter Год назад

      "The latter category has none laughing because you're beneath meness about themselves that always accompanies a more general arrogance and willingness to abuse (in these more slight social ways, usually)"
      ?
      And occult "drawing folks away from Yeshua"? Who and how? What!?

  • @allisnotwhatitseems.
    @allisnotwhatitseems. Год назад

    That's funny