When mike said “I found out my grandma was pregnant from my boyfriend” my lil sister came up to me, bc I guess she heard, and she said “is grandma pregnant from your boyfriend” and I bursted out laughing. Then my mom came in and said “I sure hope not” highlight of my evening lmaoo enjoy this :)
@@tired_artist9239 Her: has no face Moustache guy: has no life Scp: has no will to live Me: has no soul Still perfectly balance, as all things should be
"I lost my eye, I lost my IPhone, I lost my will to live . . ." I lost my socks, I lost my iPod, I lost my interest to go to school. (Did it ever exist?)
2020: she has no face 2080: I have no nose or mouth but I can breathe and talk to my spaghetti, I also lost my identity and robbed Bijuu so I can eat pie (my amazing life)
Bijuu, theres this book called "Bionic". It follows the life of a girl who lost alot of her body, and had to get them replaced by robotic looking arms and legs. Just thought you might be interested
I’m interested! I think I’ll read it! And in return, There’s a book called Jack Blank and the Imagine Nation. Jack doesn’t even know his own last name, but then this- okay, no spoilers!
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These animations be like: “I ate 3 KFC chicken nuggets in Antarctica at 5:00 am and now I have the corona virus and my mom is dating my ex-boyfriend’s Mercedes”
I'm from Australia (NSW) and we've had rain everywhere. There are lots of full and almost full dams. and part of my hometown has flooded. My nan lives next to Australia's biggest saltwater lake connecting to the ocean (Lake Macquarie) and a park across the road from her had flooded in February. We went from drought to flooding rain. And also I've never heard about the name Harry used as slang so yeah, that answers Mike's question.
For anyone confused: They have voice actors for their channel And as an Australian I CAN confirm I have never ever heard the slang “a Harry” And also I’m pretty sure that there is a book called “faceless” where a girl gets into a crash and has to get a face transplant
me sees natsuki me remembers that my science teacher knew who I was talking about when my name was just monika and that she will say all the meme names in Kahoot me realizing this isn’t relevant to the video ;-;
@@naytj4l126 I know. But creppypasta controls what slender man's backstory and family looks like because they are the creators of slenderman. The creator of granny cant, all of that is some weird fandom
"She has no face." Isn't her eyes supposed to be gone as well, then how can she type so well? (I expect the sender to send an email and a voice actress helps narrating it.)
Oh Sangwoo I know these videos are fake lol, but I’ve got an idea... So, most people can write on paper with their hand, y’know? If you were to close your eyes, I’d guess you’d be able to at least write something that would be similar to what you wanted to write. Then a close friend of yours could write an email to the “tRUe sTOrY aniMAtORs” with your words from the paper, and SHAZAM. You have a “TRuE sTOry” now :)
Leigha Gaines No offense, but I didn’t fully understand your comment, so I’m just taking chances over here- She wasn’t *born* without a face. And if I’m right (which I am) she did attend school, so she must have learned to write, like, she didn’t loose her nerves you lovable human.
Me: hears "no nose" Me: VOLDEMORT OH MY GOD IT'S VOLDEMORT PETER GET OVER HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU DID THIS TIME My friend: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *slowly walks away*
Her: I can't believe my face had turned into a scary skinless skull! Me: Bro we can literally see the skin on your face Who else got Sally Face vibes from this ->-
3:37 HMMMM I thought in Australia you're supposed to drive on the left hand side of the road. *Sees Porsche driving on the right hand side and truck on the correct side of the road* Something ain't quite right here.
Next video be like: *"I ate a magic salad that turned me into a gold digging owl and my pregnant dead boyfriend ate a potato that gave him the willpower to come back to life and my mom had his baby named Gerald for him! True story!!!!"*
Girl: *Wakes up in a hospital* Mom: "You have lost your face, go see!" Mom: *Hands her over a mirror* Me: "THANKS MOM I HAVE NO FACE AND YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING PUNS ABOUT ME!?"
@@lyn5023 Exactly. They make the wives and husbands look like brother and sister. Like Apu and his wife, Milhouse's parents, and there are probably more
Dory is related apparently. Share my story: published I lost my face. Dory story: I lost my face. They fight each other and start a war and get all of the ‘ true ‘ story animation channels.
2018: how I lost my parents 2020: how my cookie ate a polar bear and turned into my moms brothers dog sitters wife that got pregnant with my friends favorite stuffed animal
Well , her face is damaged , just like Sal's face , he was the first person ( or character whatever) I thought of ....I don't think naming him Sally was a coincidence.. Edit : ok when I first heard the name I went straight to the comments , but then came the part , where SALLY'S face was also damaged. DEFINITELY NOT A COINCIDENCE.
okay but like did anyone noticed she said: "to luke, my granddaughters WIFE and the father of my child"... ummmm that story just took another big turn at 18:10
Her: *Is mute* Also her: I was so mad I was kicking and screaming Me: *visibly confused* Also... The reason that that grandpa is secret bc it anit true
"She Has no face"
Me: *screams in Slenderman*
Theory:She is slenderman kid
@@SpiritWillows
Good theory
Natalie Sakura noice
@Fluffy Goat wolf through her ear
Thank you Smiley
Mike: A Porsche!
Me: Of Porsche!
Epicc puns here
Lol
#DaEPICpunsssss
Lol and look u now can brag to ur friends that bijuu hearted ur comment I wish good luck would happen like that but congrats
@@3starsburningbright
#yasssss
When mike said “I found out my grandma was pregnant from my boyfriend” my lil sister came up to me, bc I guess she heard, and she said “is grandma pregnant from your boyfriend” and I bursted out laughing. Then my mom came in and said “I sure hope not” highlight of my evening lmaoo enjoy this :)
Yeah right
Lol
Lol
Lol
I just made the 69th like on this comment B)
She: (Has no face)
Me: (Has no life)
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Her: has no face
You: has no life
Me: has no will to live
Still perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Thanos Snap
@@tired_artist9239
Her: has no face
Moustache guy: has no life
Scp: has no will to live
Me: has no soul
Still perfectly balance, as all things should be
Jellal?!? :0
It’s you, I’ve seen you around 10 times already today
RUclips video:
"I have no face"
Me before watching:
Ah, the story of slender man.
Brandon 5000 heh
@brandon5000 Lol
Hahahahaa
Next video:
I’m allergic to people with allergies
Brandon 5000 she typed what and how she has no face. Then, a voice actor would read the text she did
2019: I'm allergic to air
2020:I have no face
3000: a frog got me pregnant and my dad is a chicken and is trying to eat my boyfriend
@i am a toast lol
@i am a toast than r u clara ???
YEs indeed he/she is
Lord farquad
Adjgjr dhaahahahhahahahaa
Animators: The time I dyed my hair
TRUE STORY animators: My goldfish married my sister but he loved my nose this whole time in the sand.
So true
Wow That happened to me to. Dang it’s surprising
That happens so often
I can relate
Just another Tuesday.
"I lost my eye, I lost my IPhone, I lost my will to live . . ."
I lost my socks, I lost my iPod, I lost my interest to go to school. (Did it ever exist?)
F
I don’t know, *DiD iT?*
No no one ever liked school a.k.a jail🚔
No
*poops*
*Fun fact*
Her: "I have no face*
Also her: *breathes somehow*
Me: *BIG CONFUSION*
+0+
👁 👄 👁
I'm a fan 👁👄👁
Gunrox woooot
Fun fact?
2020: she has no face
2080: I have no nose or mouth but I can breathe and talk to my spaghetti, I also lost my identity and robbed Bijuu so I can eat pie (my amazing life)
I-
Just brought this comment to 69 likes
Wha-
Wait does bijuu have pie?!?!?!?!?!?
Loooool
Bijuu, theres this book called "Bionic". It follows the life of a girl who lost alot of her body, and had to get them replaced by robotic looking arms and legs.
Just thought you might be interested
Interesting somehow that just reminds me of frost from mortal kombat
Bionic is a youtuber
Ngl reminded me of Dororo
I’m interested! I think I’ll read it! And in return, There’s a book called Jack Blank and the Imagine Nation. Jack doesn’t even know his own last name, but then this- okay, no spoilers!
@@stickynote-slumber ooooo that sounds cool
Next do minute videos “when he touches me I turn to food” like so he can see!
2020: I have no face
2050: I have no lungs and I lost my eyes because a cow got my dad pregnant and my boyfriend is cheating on me
😂
OMG that US amazing
XD
With my dead grandma
Epicc
As an Australian, I will now forever call drunk people Harries XD
Falcon-Chan:3 same here I’m australian
😂 😂 😂 😂
Nobody:
Dory story: *LeTs DeFy ThE lAwS oF lOgIc*
Yes.
True that is ho they think
whAt LoGICs
Bijuu: because she is fake we can joke about her.
Everyone in the world trying to look like a good person: *A N G E R N O I S E S*
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Its an actor speaking uses real
Praise Desmond but how did they write or whatever with no eyes
@@midnight_kitty5835 it fake
Bijjumike: this is better than death note.
The whole death note fandom: so you have chosen *DEATH*
Me: Quick Light write his death
Sooo double Death?
@@McLovin18-88 Yup. Think so Lmao
Meme man. Yes
Death note
Mike
“It is true. I did freeze his...*swallow* stuff..”
🤣
His " s t u f f "
These animations be like:
“I ate 3 KFC chicken nuggets in Antarctica at 5:00 am and now I have the corona virus and my mom is dating my ex-boyfriend’s Mercedes”
David A. I would want to watch it tbh >:)
{()}
Gacha Cutiez >:(
OH OK
#Relatable
Australia: *burning, flooding, dust storms and hail*
Mike: *WHAT IS A HARRY IN AUSTRALIA*
I can't stop laughing at this
HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE
Dumbledore said c a l m l y
I'm from Australia (NSW) and we've had rain everywhere. There are lots of full and almost full dams. and part of my hometown has flooded. My nan lives next to Australia's biggest saltwater lake connecting to the ocean (Lake Macquarie) and a park across the road from her had flooded in February. We went from drought to flooding rain.
And also I've never heard about the name Harry used as slang so yeah, that answers Mike's question.
For anyone confused:
They have voice actors for their channel
And as an Australian I CAN confirm I have never ever heard the slang “a Harry”
And also I’m pretty sure that there is a book called “faceless” where a girl gets into a crash and has to get a face transplant
STUPID HAR*HiCc*RY!
We need to get the Scooby Doo Gang **HiCc** TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE
Lol
I'm trying to record Mike's hiccups..
But he's hiccuping far to much and I can't record them all :(
Sunset PlaysYT people think I have the time and patience for that? Totally would if I could😂
me sees natsuki
me remembers that my science teacher knew who I was talking about when my name was just monika
and that she will say all the meme names in Kahoot
me realizing this isn’t relevant to the video
;-;
Tough luck man did the same as u but I didn't get as unlucky as u rest In pepperoni
excuse me?
@END GAMER59 yes
Lmao
@@hiasenny YaAaAs Natsuki you QUEEENNN! GO OFF SISTER!
Bijuu: “I show no sympathy for animations.”
Me: “oh yeah? Yeah?! What do you say?! How do you feel about Anime?!”
OH BOOM
HAHAHAAH
video: “To Luke, my granddaughter’s wife...”
me: wait a damn minute
OOOOH, I get it
Am I just dumb? I don’t get it
Kayla Cat
Luke = her granddaughters wife
But that exists, it’s called the *_gAy._*
@c h x r m i n q _ b e a r r but it's a LUKE
'She has no face'
Slenderman: Don't you judge my daughter
*in sign language
Her: “has no face”
Me: how she talk how she eat how she breath?
Yea how
She has someone talk for her
Last time I was this early Mike was playing School girl simulator😂😂
Next vid: *A muffin turtle alien ate my boyfriend so I broke up with my pregnant dad to start a family with a pig and became part cow!!!*
That channel: *takes notes*
@@stevenuniversefan108 reading this comment and yout comment made me laugh so hard in confusion-
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fricking died
the worst part is that its actually the kinda thing they would do
This is amazing.
" I lived with my grandmother then one day she gave birth to my mom"
Excuse me-
A baby is their parent???
r/holup
You what mate
"I have no face"
Me: *SLENDER MAN IS THAT YOU?!*
SLENDER WOMAN?!?!
Slenda wohuman
It’s slender mans wife
Slender woman
No one:
Bijuu Mike: that's slendermans girlfriend!
You mean Bijuu?
Uwu
Wait.... SO THERES MORE OF SLENDERS SPECIES?!?! It would make more sense if he said slenderman daughter
@@laziilee They say Slendrina is the daughter of Slender man and Granny. Back then...Slender had a face, he had hair, a lIfE.
@@naytj4l126 I know. But creppypasta controls what slender man's backstory and family looks like because they are the creators of slenderman. The creator of granny cant, all of that is some weird fandom
"She was raised to be a spoiled brat"
Me: Best Roast Ever.
Eh not really
"She has no face."
Isn't her eyes supposed to be gone as well, then how can she type so well? (I expect the sender to send an email and a voice actress helps narrating it.)
Oh Sangwoo I know these videos are fake lol, but I’ve got an idea...
So, most people can write on paper with their hand, y’know? If you were to close your eyes, I’d guess you’d be able to at least write something that would be similar to what you wanted to write. Then a close friend of yours could write an email to the “tRUe sTOrY aniMAtORs” with your words from the paper, and SHAZAM. You have a “TRuE sTOry” now :)
She probably is like Hellen Keller are you dumb she could she or hear and if she could hear she never learned how to speak
Leigha Gaines No offense, but I didn’t fully understand your comment, so I’m just taking chances over here-
She wasn’t *born* without a face. And if I’m right (which I am) she did attend school, so she must have learned to write, like, she didn’t loose her nerves you lovable human.
Maybe someone talked instead of her
Dude we're in 2020, do you seriously think that we haven't thought of a way for blind people to type? It's called voiceover.
Bijuu: We need the Scooby-doo gang.
Me: We need yandere chan with an eye patch
"She has NO face"
Me: Hey, Slenderman! I think I found your daughter!!!
Dr Sally's name reminds of the game called Sally face about a person that also lost their face
eBuck official services i was thinking of Sally face too I love that game
@@Miamimi6 Me too :3
I just commented that XD
Exactly
Yep xd
Two tips for hiccups:
1. Water
2. Peppermint
Ooh thanks actually I got hiccups from watching Bijuu
Or holding your breath
All right then XD
Yoink Zoink plug your nose and swallow gently
"She has no face'
She be the daughter of slender man
20:17 realizes he's offended himself, his weeb viewers, and his religion "...accept IT'S NOT at ALL"
"I lost my eye
I lost my iPhone
I lost my will to live"
- Bijuu Mike 2020
I lost my coke
And I lost the idea I had for this reply
I lost my shit 🙁
Bijuu: hiccups while ranting
Me: AGHHHHH!!
Mike: she straight up slender Mans girlfriend!!
Me: LOL!
“I have lost my will to live”
Mood
“That was a joke”
Not a mood-
Me: hears "no nose"
Me: VOLDEMORT OH MY GOD IT'S VOLDEMORT PETER GET OVER HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU DID THIS TIME
My friend: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *slowly walks away*
I'm a potterhead btw
I'm a new youtuber a video will come soon btw for my 2 subs
Nobody:
Nobody ever
Nobody in the universe
Bijuu mike: *I've lost my will to live*
(Thank you this is the most likes I've ever gotten)
Same here honestly
I dont think that’s correct
Nobody:
Nobody ever:
Nobody in the universe:
Everyone: still no one asked
So have I
I will now cry
In my bed I will lie
Now I shall die
I aReAdY HaVe
5:48 *plot twist it's handsome squidward*
Waylon tgg \ Waylon TheGreasyGamer cookie and a gold star best coment ⭐️🍪
yup
You are everywhere, a good fan u are
Hopie dopie I got depresse hmmm yes, thank you a good fan we all are
Her: I can't believe my face had turned into a scary skinless skull!
Me: Bro we can literally see the skin on your face
Who else got Sally Face vibes from this ->-
ME! I JUST COMMENTED ABOUT IT! OwO
*”I have no face”*
Me: *Then how the hell do you breathe*
Hmmm I KNOW hands
She breaths out of her ass like farts
Ears
I Will Steal Your Eyes then she hears herself breathing?
3:37 HMMMM I thought in Australia you're supposed to drive on the left hand side of the road.
*Sees Porsche driving on the right hand side and truck on the correct side of the road*
Something ain't quite right here.
Next video be like:
*"I ate a magic salad that turned me into a gold digging owl and my pregnant dead boyfriend ate a potato that gave him the willpower to come back to life and my mom had his baby named Gerald for him! True story!!!!"*
Girl: I have no face!
Me: Someone call the cops I found Slenderman
Screw the cops, call the SCP Foundation
SLENDER WOMEN
Girl: *Wakes up in a hospital*
Mom: "You have lost your face, go see!"
Mom: *Hands her over a mirror*
Me: "THANKS MOM I HAVE NO FACE AND YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING PUNS ABOUT ME!?"
how can she talk
@@shinsowo yes
@@hyeyyul5944 I know but just the fact that they put it in the animation still.
@@Hibo. ye i guess
Gachatubers are taking over.
*👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And accept this*
0:57 he be a depresso espresso boi
No one:
Nobody:
Actually not a single person:
Grandma: To Luke, my granddaughter's *wife.*
wHAT THE-
Wicked I call my crush my wife his name is Eric
"She's straight up Slenderman's girlfriend exactly" Yes, because everyone knows that your girlfriend has to look exactly like you for you to date them
The Simpsons does it
@@lyn5023 Exactly. They make the wives and husbands look like brother and sister. Like Apu and his wife, Milhouse's parents, and there are probably more
Aleksander so it’s Gacha life
Pixelated240 they are all yellow soooooo
@@XayzoTheMentallyIllBunnyLuvr in the show they were siblings who dated each other
I can't take this video seriously with mike having hiccups every second 🤣🤣
Today I went to one of my family members funeral and I’m sad I hope the rest of you are having a good day tho!
Rock 4 Glory oh I am so sorry for you! My grandfather passed away 2 years ago and I know the pain! I hope you can get through.
Link thanks it’s a good feeling that there are still good people left in this world
I'm sorry for your lost 😢 I wish you well (sorry if these are not the best words, english is not my native language) 😢
Ruth P thanks and your English is great
Girl: I lost my face
Slender man: Am I a joke to you?
Did anyone else think Sally Face while watching this, especially when the Doctors name was Sally
Just me, okay
OMG NO NOT JUST YOU! I JUST COMMENTED ABOUT IT! WE HAZ THE SAME MIND! OwO
I'm so glad that people still remember Sally face, he should never be forgotten!
Grandma in 2020: *steals their children BF*
Grandma's in 2040: *kill the whole family with cookie's*
Second best death ever
kenji montalban yes
"She has no face"
Slender man: Mom?!
Her: I have no face
Also her: TALKING PERFECT SENTENCES
Dory is related apparently.
Share my story: published I lost my face.
Dory story: I lost my face.
They fight each other and start a war and get all of the ‘ true ‘ story animation channels.
I love this comment-
Umm the video is like 8 months old
Bijuu mikes thumbnail: “how she talk then?”
Me: she don’t
She needs people to talk for her for an actual conversation.
@@naytj4l126 how they know what to say? Or she wants to say?
@@cassandraaldridge1042 Simple, they probably got a script. They probably had to tell it in first person though. But eh...This could always be fake.
@@cassandraaldridge1042 But outside of the storytelling, she’s probably better off learning sign language, along with her family and a few friends.
@@cassandraaldridge1042 she said they saved one eye did you not here?
2018: how I lost my parents
2020: how my cookie ate a polar bear and turned into my moms brothers dog sitters wife that got pregnant with my friends favorite stuffed animal
I AM DISTURBED AND ENTERTAINED XD XDDDD
Nobody:
Not anyone:
Nobody in the entire existence:
Me: You’ve lost your will to live? I’ve lost my faith in humanity.
Haha funny
Im being sarcastic tho
why *all jojo fandom* he lost his will to live ungalo dead
The girl from the second story:
"I'm 15 and my grandma is 49"
Me:
"I'm 12 and my parents are 52"
I’m 11 and my mom is 52 and my dad is 63
@@communistduck3255 wdym
My mom is almost 50 and my dad is 66
I'm 11 and my parents are 32
when i was 12 my dad was 56 and my mom 38......
"She has no face"
Nurse Ann after seeing her: Lets be friends.........
"Watch out for Grandma, okay? They start with the cookies, and end with the... No I'm not gonna finish that..."
Oh gosh please don't
(14:48)
I'm Aussie & that girl definitely sounds Aussie, like I can hear the accent.
Aussie gang wya 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Same but 100 MILES not KM.
im in england. 48 hours from joining the gang, LMAO
@@definitial lmao
Hey yo guys just got flooded I’m in Europe
@@heheheo_o4941 yeh, we did get flooded actually. We had heaps of rain, didn't stop the fires tho 😪
I love how he just hiccups every few or so minutes
"His name was Dr. Sally."
Me: SaL fIsHeR?! Is ThAt yOu?!
@《• Eclipse •》 HAHAHAHAHA
Lul
《• Eclipse •》 earthworm sally 😂👌
YES
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
Except I'm dumb
Well , her face is damaged , just like Sal's face , he was the first person ( or character whatever) I thought of ....I don't think naming him Sally was a coincidence..
Edit : ok when I first heard the name I went straight to the comments , but then came the part , where SALLY'S face was also damaged. DEFINITELY NOT A COINCIDENCE.
Next thing: "I have no life"
that actually sounded kinda nice! i agree it should be a book!
"How can you talk?"
You should be asking how she's even alive.
Maybe it’s a car that was sold illegally
@Chaos Leviatho yea
" They saved an eye.."
Me: Its Brightheart as a human
Brightheart from Warrior Cats?
Yes
Warriors who Is your fav character?
*Y E s*
Hummingbird Creations Dovewing
Could listen to these all day
0:47
Plot twist
Turns out Caillou has a story on here too
2020:
I lost my face
3020:
I lost my life but I’m still alive and married my dog
Danika Brien is 😎
Cool
To true
The girl: GOD I HAVE NO FACE PEOPLE
Slender man: Hey Pretty...
video: i have no face
Me: Im dead inside...
All is well in the balance of Nature
But you have springtrap on the outside?
...and a robot on the outside ._.
okay but like did anyone noticed she said:
"to luke, my granddaughters WIFE and the father of my child"...
ummmm that story just took another big turn at 18:10
Yeah, I noticed
"And I lost the ability to speak"
Me: *ViSiBlE cOnFuSiOn*
Girls boyfriend: *Actually fricking dies*
Girl: Oh my god my face ;o;
Bob Honda civic #true
She sounds like Matt, lol
Floofy Sooshi you mean from eddsworld????
@@clairebear9652 yeah, lol :')
Floofy Sooshi yes i frikin love eddsworld!!!
No one:
Bijuu: DORYS STORY 😆 just keep swimming
Next story: Eye lost the letter, “Eye,” on my keyboard.
H E L L O B I J U U!
*UK PERSON HERE* H E H E H E H E
Same
Same
@XxAlphaQweenxX
I’m subed u don’t deserve hate
@@bella_assasin1935 Haii! Soz I haven't been posting btw, I'll post soon XD
Oki lol UwU
I edited this comment so the replies make no sense 😎
very funny.
Lol
Its fake
LMAOOOOOO 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆
The people who submitted their story don’t have control of what happens in the video other than the actual story. So there is a voice actress.
Me: *reads title*
Also me: "I already know a guy who, at age 6, was born without a face..."
-Looks At The Title*
True, how can she talk lmao
She doesn't? She make someone talk?
@@T0TALTR4SHMAMMAL hows your day mate
@@supercookiegameuse2634 oh wow. Tell that to Bijuu Mike
@@TheElderAngel I don't know that's just a theory.....>~
@@supercookiegameuse2634 A GAME THEORY
"I permanently lost my ability to speak"
*My brain cells? Hah what are those*
It's not her speaking stooopid.
@@lachhimayabasnetchhetrini4693
Ik you think I was serious StOoPiD
"I gave birth to a chicken nuggie and now my ex is so rich that he bought a guccimucci and my nuggie is having a stroke."
2020: I have no face
2100: Whenever I laugh, Gucci spawns in the bathroom and I sweat mini versions of my dad and I poop tiaras
I actually lol’d at this comment 😂
Lllooooooolllllllll
Me: **watching Bijuu's Yandere Simulator videos**
Also me: *there should be a 'Yandere-Mike' channel*
I love your voice ❤️
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Her: “my face looked like a burnt pancake with holes as the eyes, mouth and nostrils.”
It’s been a year and I’m the first to comment, wow.
@@purplejoltshorts8075 xd
@@purplejoltshorts8075 lol
its been three days im fourth comment wow
Her: *Is mute*
Also her: I was so mad I was kicking and screaming
Me: *visibly confused*
Also...
The reason that that grandpa is secret bc it anit true
Ur probably right...
Exactly how can she scream
i mean, it never said that she was mute, just that she couldn't talk. so its very possible that she still had vocal cords
4:34 I can’t speak.. *big brain moment*
"i lost my eye"
"I lost my iPhone.."
"I lost my wilderness to live..."
Bijuu Mike 2020