She "Died and became a Zombie" REALLY? - Reacting to "True Story" Animations

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @starridreams4653
    @starridreams4653 4 года назад +663

    Her: **Realizes she’s a zombie**
    Also Her: *”IT MAKES SO MUCH **_SENSE!”_*

    • @amina838
      @amina838 4 года назад +6

      FULL METAL ALCHEMIST RITUAL IT HAS TO BE

    • @s0valo
      @s0valo 4 года назад

      𝙼𝚎:𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝚃 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝙽𝙾 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚂𝙴!!

    • @DewTheSeaWing
      @DewTheSeaWing 4 года назад

      IM A WALKING CORPSE! :0!

  • @mattyb3923
    @mattyb3923 4 года назад +310

    “He whispered in my moms ear”
    *a weird ad pops up with a guy talking about celebration trees*
    “She looked shocked”

  • @chedderp2124
    @chedderp2124 4 года назад +38

    "I'm pregnant"
    Well, Logic isn't even mentioned at this point.

  • @FowlsNest
    @FowlsNest 4 года назад +1188

    True Story Animated:
    Mike: *Peanut Butter. That is the real monster here.*

  • @mrhiyeet5207
    @mrhiyeet5207 4 года назад +507

    “I died and became a zombie!”
    Somebody: “hehe... cute.”
    Next story:I became Superman and beat up spiderman and then I became a dog!

    • @empty6080
      @empty6080 4 года назад +19

      wow that sounds really boriinng, now in 2020, we have *interesting* stories.
      Example: I became Superman and beat up spiderman in the ocean and then I became a dog who saved my girlfriend who was preggers with 50 babies from spiderman's corpse.
      *and that was just the first minute.*

    • @futuretrunks1053
      @futuretrunks1053 4 года назад +3

      And I got owned by John whick and I died and became zombie buried

    • @mothman5244
      @mothman5244 4 года назад +1

      MrHiYeet
      Best.👏Story.👏Ever.

    • @isaacballslol
      @isaacballslol 4 года назад

      You weren’t supposed to do that.

    • @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266
      @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 4 года назад +1

      MrHiYeet XD

  • @alyssapaws7896
    @alyssapaws7896 4 года назад +135

    When you said “ And I wanna bite everybody “ it sounds like you were Chad Alan Xd

  • @dailydoseofdet7689
    @dailydoseofdet7689 4 года назад +332

    Her: I’m a zombie
    Me: but your not
    Her: (explains how she’s not actually a zombie)
    Me: but your not

    • @cylyte2436
      @cylyte2436 4 года назад +4

      You’re

    • @amina838
      @amina838 4 года назад

      But your not

    • @gabe9575
      @gabe9575 4 года назад

      But your not but your not but your FAKE XDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE

    • @mvjn
      @mvjn 4 года назад

      @Abbadabs Odell bijuu Mike explained that a while into the video

    • @JustMe-rn3ot
      @JustMe-rn3ot 4 года назад

      Me: if she’s a zombie.......HOW DID SHE MAKE DIS VIDEO?!
      (Edit:) ohhhhHHhHhHhHhh..nOw I gEt iT

  • @IPADACC0UNT
    @IPADACC0UNT 4 года назад +194

    “I’m going to escape this hole”
    Me: “WASH YOUR MOUTH MISS”

    • @EMBYRR
      @EMBYRR 4 года назад

      Josh Gaming XD

    • @axinitewolf
      @axinitewolf 4 года назад +4

      She needs a pass for that.

    • @IPADACC0UNT
      @IPADACC0UNT 4 года назад

      Spearmint Snakes Yep Your Right Subscribing To You For That Idea

    • @Racine28
      @Racine28 4 года назад

      Spring Bonnie why did you say wash instead of watch

  • @Lemon_Shark27
    @Lemon_Shark27 4 года назад +281

    next "true Story" title:
    "i ate chocolate and died!, Now im a dog!"
    A bit *far feched* but still...

    • @ComputerIcon
      @ComputerIcon 4 года назад +21

      Wow, I just HATE it when that happens
      so relatable tbh.

    • @ikonikblur1104
      @ikonikblur1104 3 года назад +9

      I popped now I'm jesus

    • @yellowevoiv183
      @yellowevoiv183 3 года назад +6

      I put on wired headphones and died! Now I’m the lo - fi girl!

    • @Don_Vanny
      @Don_Vanny 3 года назад +5

      I ate eggs died and then turned into a chicken

    • @orange_ist
      @orange_ist 3 года назад +2

      I ate pizza and I died" now I'm the day Monday MY WORST NIGHTMARE

  • @udhaikrishnakumar6672
    @udhaikrishnakumar6672 4 года назад +337

    No One:
    True Story Animations: I MET ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND SAW HIM GET SHOT

  • @livybaldonado2927
    @livybaldonado2927 4 года назад +201

    2019: true *scary* stories
    2020: "true" Weird stories

  • @bungie_jam3238
    @bungie_jam3238 4 года назад +58

    Next story: I died and then woke up in someone else’s boby

    • @fabadan
      @fabadan 3 года назад +4

      *boby*

    • @jadlightyear6793
      @jadlightyear6793 3 года назад +2

      bObY

    • @arvincastillo158
      @arvincastillo158 3 года назад +4

      Ah, yes. I woke up in someone else's boby. Did you think I was going to say body? No, *BOBY.*

    • @turkishdog8427
      @turkishdog8427 3 года назад +2

      Bobby dog?!!1!1!😭😢not dogie😢

    • @Luca-il9vf
      @Luca-il9vf 3 года назад +1

      Boby

  • @goofser
    @goofser 4 года назад +243

    2020: I died and became a zombie
    3020: life is a simulation and I broke out of the matrix

    • @peculiarcandlestick
      @peculiarcandlestick 4 года назад +5

      This made me laugh harder than I should've

    • @16legsX
      @16legsX 4 года назад +3

      I ALREADY KNEW THE MATRIX WAS REAL. We shall break out.... it’d be spooky though. But I like the movie (more like love)

    • @meemah3973
      @meemah3973 4 года назад +1

      It IS a simulation.

    • @melxdiqdooms9533
      @melxdiqdooms9533 4 года назад +2

      Wait...what if this world, us, this world we're living in is like a video game, like someone's controlling us...WHAT IF WE CAN GLITCH OUTSIDE THE MATRIX OUT THE REAL WORLD! *DUN, DUN, DUUNNNN*

    • @meemah3973
      @meemah3973 4 года назад +1

      @@melxdiqdooms9533 well it is possible. Elon musk did state that he not only believes it but that there's only a 1 in over a billionth chance that we're actually real.

  • @blkstxrr._
    @blkstxrr._ 4 года назад +217

    Honestly though I barley get any sleep im practically a zombie at this point.

    • @kingbaku5092
      @kingbaku5092 4 года назад +13

      True because Instead of sleeping,I just die for a couple of hours

    • @gaojerxiong2975
      @gaojerxiong2975 4 года назад +2

      cool(●》●)

    • @sarahmccurry3501
      @sarahmccurry3501 4 года назад +2

      Facts

    • @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266
      @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 4 года назад +2

      Galaxy Neko I slept for 3 hours last night!

    • @justmaxi11
      @justmaxi11 4 года назад +1

      Mom:SCHOOL GET UP
      me: stop mom I died of exhaustion and now I am a zombie.

  • @oofnisehere9028
    @oofnisehere9028 4 года назад +25

    Her: Hey babe I forgot to tell you I basically died and I’m a zombie now

  • @Harudodo
    @Harudodo 4 года назад +706

    Nobody:
    Not a Single Soul:
    Not even people who still use dead memes:
    Mike: _DEAR DIRAY. LAST YEAR I _*_DIED_*_ AND TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE. DAY TWO I'M A WEREWOLF NOW_

    • @theironkitten8736
      @theironkitten8736 4 года назад +7

      Mah gwad lol

    • @oversizedrabbit5723
      @oversizedrabbit5723 4 года назад +6

      We love dear diray

    • @itskevin9623
      @itskevin9623 4 года назад +4

      What I find the funniest thing is how in the zombie Disney movie the first one is about zombies and the second one is about werewolves.
      Changed my mine

    • @thelazy2548
      @thelazy2548 4 года назад +2

      Day 3 I'm the Loli hip-hop girl

    • @b4rflady623
      @b4rflady623 4 года назад

      It reminds me of the anine toy chica cutscenes

  • @Ari-hl3zq
    @Ari-hl3zq 4 года назад +83

    Girl: *Says she is a zombie*
    Also Girl: *Still explains life story, and how she is a zombie*

  • @razzledazzle487
    @razzledazzle487 4 года назад +119

    "She was cold, and white."
    Sounds like me.

  • @sparkles6274
    @sparkles6274 4 года назад +522

    “She died and became a zombie.”
    I can’t even with these titles anymore

    • @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896
      @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896 4 года назад +7

      Too be fair zombie syndrome is a thing so it's real.

    • @k00l41
      @k00l41 4 года назад +5

      **Sparkles** neither can I werewolves and zombies are not real -____-

    • @k00l41
      @k00l41 4 года назад +5

      I’m be honest if I die from a zombie....imma be pissed off because it would mean this is real -__________________-

    • @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896
      @idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896 4 года назад +2

      @@k00l41 the story premise is true.

    • @77shriganesh
      @77shriganesh 4 года назад +2

      Last time I checked zombies cant write, they brainless.. Dear Diary, pls be more logical

  • @_dallas_
    @_dallas_ 4 года назад +80

    “Her face was white”
    Yes... what a great way to explain that.. don’t say pale, say white... much thx

    • @gabe9575
      @gabe9575 4 года назад

      Look at my heart beat.. îīîīîīīīîīîīîîīīīīīīīīîīîîîîīîīīîīîîîîîîīīīīīīîîīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîīīīīîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīiī *wakes up* you did it!

    • @thegoods7011
      @thegoods7011 4 года назад

      ..I don't see the problem

    • @Gacha_Fox-xz7wg
      @Gacha_Fox-xz7wg 4 года назад

      ••BiG SLAppY•• it’s kinda racist

  • @killerkeehl
    @killerkeehl 3 года назад +15

    “And I’m a walking corpse”
    Me: Eggs Benedict?? ಠ_ಠ

  • @samiraa505
    @samiraa505 4 года назад +104

    Absolutely nobody
    Like literally nobody
    True story animated:i am pregeeenant with my ex’s baby and i cheated on my boyfriend and said it’s his😱😱

    • @cypherarcade06
      @cypherarcade06 4 года назад +9

      that's actually quite believable, like of all the stories they have, that would be the most real

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 4 года назад +3

      2020:I died and became a zombie
      3010: I jumped off a toaster and got my dog pregnant

    • @loljay3281
      @loljay3281 4 года назад +2

      @@ghulam237 2050: *I am... NORMAL*

    • @ashantihendley811
      @ashantihendley811 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @chocolaterobots9803
      @chocolaterobots9803 4 года назад

      That is normal... boooriing!!

  • @phoenixvods4305
    @phoenixvods4305 4 года назад +10

    *when he put the cut scene with story booth crying*
    Me: "Is that ninja!? Is mah boi crying???"

  • @ridingnrolling9809
    @ridingnrolling9809 4 года назад +75

    When do you think she became a zombie but she’s really just wearing green make up

  • @colegrey2954
    @colegrey2954 4 года назад +358

    Bijuu Mike: "I'm a zombie."
    Me: Is this 'School Girls Simulator'?

  • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
    @Jumpyman_thegamerYT 3 года назад +2

    There are actual diseases/viruses in real life that make you act like a zombie but you're still alive. One such disease is called Kuru Disease.
    This disease was common among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea, widely known for their cultural practice of eating deceased people’s brains to help their souls pass into the afterlife. This incurable, rare, neurodegenerative disorder is caused by abnormally formed prion proteins leading to tremors, coordination loss and neurodegeneration. Symptoms include: lack of muscle control, dysarthria, emotional instability (including sporadic laughter), difficulty swallowing, and more.

  • @imadopted3031
    @imadopted3031 4 года назад +370

    MAN i hate it when i die and turn into a zombie

  • @fuyutsuki3041
    @fuyutsuki3041 4 года назад +399

    These “true stories” just keep getting more real and real

  • @digitalhallucinations697
    @digitalhallucinations697 4 года назад +3

    16:20 please tell me I'm not the only one who fangirled when I saw the TV!!!

  • @cinnabunnii5850
    @cinnabunnii5850 4 года назад +402

    Next title: I married my dog adopted two lemons went back in time became an orphan and got adopted by Superman

    • @official_hutao787
      @official_hutao787 4 года назад +16

      •CinnaBunnii• the new sailor moon

    • @VeryCrunchyPretzels
      @VeryCrunchyPretzels 4 года назад +13

      It’s actually legal to merry dogs in some countries
      *im trying to convince myself not to get any ideas*

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 года назад +5

      The day when i realise i am a robot

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 года назад +1

      Now then are you guy ready for me to ruin this section?

    • @crystallxxzed
      @crystallxxzed 4 года назад

      @@VeryCrunchyPretzels mErRy?

  • @cp1364
    @cp1364 4 года назад +63

    Don’t we love “true stories”
    Mike on his note book:scribble scribble zombie

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 4 года назад +6

      So my father is Simon Riley.
      And my mother is a princess.
      My sister is Grumpy Cat.
      My brother is Deadpool.
      And I'm a Sith Werewolf.
      This story is completely (un)true.

  • @littlekitty6497
    @littlekitty6497 4 года назад +3

    I LOVE "A Series of Unfortunate Events"!!!!! I own almost all the books and read the ones that I have about 4 times already, as a matter of fact, I'm in middle of the series for the 5th time!!!

  • @Jonathan_Finch
    @Jonathan_Finch 4 года назад +56

    Her: Someone with my name is dead.
    Also her: guess I don’t have to eat anymore

  • @maributalsofwoggie
    @maributalsofwoggie 4 года назад +86

    2020: I'm a Zombie.
    2050: *My Duck's Uncle's Wife's Dad's Daughter in law's ex boyfriend's cat is allergic to HGTV*

    • @MrDonalds_employee
      @MrDonalds_employee 4 года назад +1

      What?🤔

    • @alanacooper3250
      @alanacooper3250 4 года назад +7

      2080: My toenail got me pregnant

    • @duskyhusk
      @duskyhusk 4 года назад +3

      @@alanacooper3250 AHAHAHAHA good one AHAHAHAHA

    • @mnint7779
      @mnint7779 4 года назад +2

      2050: MY GERBIL GOT MY LITTLE BROTHER PREGENT AND THEN TOOK OVER THE GAY COMMUNITY THEN ASSISNATED JAMES CHARLES

    • @K4D3TH3DUMb
      @K4D3TH3DUMb 4 года назад

      hey i like watching HGTV

  • @Fortnitedoodle
    @Fortnitedoodle 3 года назад +5

    Girl I’m a walking corpse
    Michael Afton: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @nhihoang6211
    @nhihoang6211 4 года назад +93

    Story: I died and became a zombie
    Next Story: *my mom got pregnant from my grandmas uncles daughters sister*

  • @Islesofeden
    @Islesofeden 4 года назад +214

    This is a petition for Bijuu Mike to react to story booth again.
    One like: one vote

    • @evilpoopyfart
      @evilpoopyfart 4 года назад +1

      You are just begging for likes

    • @user-ve7we3fy4n
      @user-ve7we3fy4n 4 года назад +3

      @@evilpoopyfart true

    • @zoname2352
      @zoname2352 4 года назад +1

      YES HE SHOULD MY GOD

    • @Islesofeden
      @Islesofeden 4 года назад

      Ellie dumb stuff I’m not begging for likes I can care less about likes. I just was curious how many people agree with me

    • @evilpoopyfart
      @evilpoopyfart 4 года назад +3

      @@Islesofeden oh ok I'm sorry

  • @alicat4205
    @alicat4205 4 года назад +6

    That diary entry, tho 😂

  • @kev._._._.
    @kev._._._. 4 года назад +280

    Next story: *i had a secret affair with my girlfriends dog, and then died and became god*

  • @trektroveee
    @trektroveee 4 года назад +85

    The mom that was yelling was probably David’s mom
    Edit:in the second one

  • @medinaamra5860
    @medinaamra5860 3 года назад +2

    Omg it’s Hilarious That there is Peanut Butter on Your Face 😂 And it was hilarious When You Made a Circus Named Whats the heck 😂

  • @BigMuscleman420
    @BigMuscleman420 4 года назад +32

    "i died a year ago. Now im a zombie" this is betraying the trust of trusting toddlers and little kids who actually want to see a real life zombie 😶

  • @-ash-sama3569
    @-ash-sama3569 4 года назад +115

    **the intro tho**
    **sees the Title**
    Me: welcome to the top Ten Lies.

    • @melaninbaby3043
      @melaninbaby3043 4 года назад +3

      Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @therealbowee
      @therealbowee 4 года назад +1

      At least they got the disease correct since it's a real thing where you believe you're dead or something

    • @Nedums
      @Nedums 4 года назад

      *top ten anime lies

  • @cotton.candy.owo.
    @cotton.candy.owo. 4 года назад +1

    literally right when she said "the doctor started interrogating me with these stupid questions" i got a nationwide ad that started with "how did you come up with this elaborate backstory"
    im wheezing i have never laughed harder in my life-

  • @drankenjuice2
    @drankenjuice2 4 года назад +411

    Next title:
    I died and then became Voldemort

    • @mineturtles200
      @mineturtles200 4 года назад +6

      Temmie :3 so funny and true

    • @A_Strawberry
      @A_Strawberry 4 года назад +5

      That would be pretty chill actually

    • @madokamelody
      @madokamelody 4 года назад +11

      *Harry Potter theme intensifies*

    • @mineturtles200
      @mineturtles200 4 года назад +8

      no face belives in lemon tree Plot twist: they married Harry potter

    • @flaminqash
      @flaminqash 4 года назад +6

      Then Hagrid Married Draco Malfoy

  • @imjusttryingtousethemaxamo9852
    @imjusttryingtousethemaxamo9852 4 года назад +126

    Her: **Reads How to Summon Spirits of Parents Back Home**
    Me: **Dealing with my annoying babysitter/cousin, sees what she’s reading**
    Also Me: “GIMME!”
    Edit: OI THANKS FOR SO MANY LIKES-

  • @bigbertha2966
    @bigbertha2966 4 года назад +4

    7:42 is the greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed on this channel

  • @finnificator
    @finnificator 4 года назад +44

    Bijuu you should react to “Conjoined Tripletes: Crazy sisters sharing a story” by Story Time Animated.

  • @Matt-sc2op
    @Matt-sc2op 4 года назад +19

    “She died and became a zombie”
    It’s like saying “I used Mask in JoJo and I became a Vampire irl”

  • @thedrawingfander3870
    @thedrawingfander3870 4 года назад +3

    Stacey missed by the cats she yet to have
    Was what was on the tombstone
    Have you ever thought that THAT tombstone belonged to a pregnant cat called Stacey who died before she could give birth but from the looks of it they probably managed to rescue the kittens but it was too late for Stacey and they were so upset they made her a tombstone in honour of the cat Stacey?
    (Just a truthful suggestion)

  • @Waywardson67
    @Waywardson67 4 года назад +29

    Storybooth:I got pregnant at age 16
    Other Animated stories: I got pregnant from swimming with my brothers and they turned out to be faceless and the father is my stepdad

    • @jact4370
      @jact4370 4 года назад +3

      story booth is the normal animation channel-

    • @missbocheca5172
      @missbocheca5172 4 года назад

      Brazil:i got pregnant with age 14(this is real ok)

  • @plshelp7823
    @plshelp7823 4 года назад +93

    Nobody
    Literally NOBODY ON THE PLANET
    Not even a dog
    Bijuu: WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL THERE WAS PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FACE DURING THE VIDEO!?
    Me- *didn't even notice* WAIT WHAT- *Goes back*
    *chokes on Cheez-It*
    Rest of vid- *only sees peanut butter*

    • @lemonweirdo
      @lemonweirdo 4 года назад +2

      I can’t see it, even when I know it😂

    • @vampzara
      @vampzara 4 года назад +1

      @@lemonweirdo 2:19 pause it there and look on the right side of his mouth

    • @meghanlinley462
      @meghanlinley462 4 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @alicep3717
      @alicep3717 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @youfoundme__
    @youfoundme__ 3 года назад +7

    "Grandma Zuzu."
    *"Beloved by her granddaughter and many many sailors.."*

  • @lenkagameme
    @lenkagameme 4 года назад +24

    Stacy: and I'm a walking corpse
    Me: but aren't we all when you think about it?

    • @EMBYRR
      @EMBYRR 4 года назад +1

      Revolutionary Peggy o: that zombie gurl really is stupid

  • @sofivaughn
    @sofivaughn 4 года назад +93

    Last time I was this early.....
    I......
    I don’t have a joke ;-;

    • @Harudodo
      @Harudodo 4 года назад +2

      Poor Todoroki

    • @drunkodoggo
      @drunkodoggo 4 года назад

      Can tell you a science home?
      Nevermind, you'll never have a reaction...
      How about a construction home?
      Nah, I'm still working on it...
      Edit: like if you hate like beggars!

    • @arorfianzopgar8783
      @arorfianzopgar8783 4 года назад +1

      It’s okay child you being early is an epic thing, good job

    • @--m..-u-..d-..d-.--y
      @--m..-u-..d-..d-.--y 4 года назад

      Last time you were this early Stacy was still a human

    • @applepiss1969
      @applepiss1969 4 года назад

      You were a zombie or your face wasn't get burnt

  • @butterscotchdreams4365
    @butterscotchdreams4365 4 года назад +3

    The only different thing about the Disney movie is that zombies were caused by lime soda.

  • @_TheTia_
    @_TheTia_ 4 года назад +22

    "I became a zombie."
    Didn't we all become a zombie at some point in our lifetime?

  • @Greenfinch.linnetbird
    @Greenfinch.linnetbird 4 года назад +16

    “What’s the heck?”- Bijuu 2020

  • @ghasty8764
    @ghasty8764 4 года назад +7

    And she doesn't even sound like a zombie.

  • @XSilvaSebas
    @XSilvaSebas 4 года назад +130

    SEE THIS IS MY LIFE..hating on the fake stories that say “true”

    • @digitalhallucinations697
      @digitalhallucinations697 4 года назад +3

      Omg your profile pic...beautiful XD

    • @SpAc3B3e
      @SpAc3B3e 4 года назад

      @@digitalhallucinations697 yeah, he like , " Stay back demons!!" lol

    • @SpAc3B3e
      @SpAc3B3e 4 года назад +2

      She thought she was a zombie tho, mental disability

    • @Owuchie
      @Owuchie 4 года назад +1

      Ya like... there a random stories and random ppl of it

    • @norrisahainramdzan1670
      @norrisahainramdzan1670 4 года назад

      actually they are real tbh

  • @Gracellot
    @Gracellot 4 года назад +7

    That second one was so heartbreaking; he sounded almost in tears multiple times

  • @damonelover
    @damonelover 4 года назад +1

    -I lost my life.Im a zombie
    -Biju Mike:I lost my braincels

  • @cranberrysauce4866
    @cranberrysauce4866 4 года назад +16

    The guy in the were wolf story: My mom tried to protect me
    Me:Finally the mom in one of these doesn’t suck

  • @thisaccountisdeadlipbite2938
    @thisaccountisdeadlipbite2938 4 года назад +114

    2020: I died and became a zombie
    2025: I threw up and became a cat
    2030: I wore pants and I became a salad
    WHATS NEXT FAM??
    Reply down below what you think is next!!!

    • @urufisuimin2733
      @urufisuimin2733 4 года назад +18

      2098: I got teleported to Gacha life, and it felt normal. (My swag life)
      9999: quiting RUclips because everybody on Earth has shared at least one story.
      In 3003 someone sent a story about how they married Thanos. And now the animation channels are running again.

    • @Coolmancary
      @Coolmancary 4 года назад +13

      2035: I ate pancakes and Earth exploded

    • @kookiemonster8971
      @kookiemonster8971 4 года назад +12

      2093: I ate a cat and became a bee.

    • @trektroveee
      @trektroveee 4 года назад +11

      -MimitubeKawaii- thanos came and snapped me then I came back to life and became Clarence

    • @Hope.Studios
      @Hope.Studios 4 года назад +11

      3009: I ate food and now I’m gay

  • @justsomeperson4718
    @justsomeperson4718 3 года назад +1

    I was cracking up about the peanut butter on your face…! 🤣

  • @alexb859
    @alexb859 4 года назад +26

    What's in her head? In her head? Zombies, zombies zombie, eye eye

  • @charmeleonevolves5553
    @charmeleonevolves5553 4 года назад +26

    11:30 Hypochondria: the hyper house of the cell

  • @babiestastegood4111
    @babiestastegood4111 4 года назад +5

    “Dear diary a year ago I DIED” 😂😂

  • @omgdodogamer4759
    @omgdodogamer4759 4 года назад +12

    “Girl pregnant with 18 twins” hold up that’s like nearly impossible because the chances are like 1/8383749292828483929292030494858943992796696735667835866973665967695735698356598349358669385668966935863597669385769835663895389567985398366953737685936739667 and it never has happened and never will happen

  • @yayaahhh
    @yayaahhh 4 года назад +71

    The story goes she’s pregnant
    Mike: I didn’t see that coming
    Me: Every story you have reacted to someone gets pregnant I saw it coming

    • @davidpackham5944
      @davidpackham5944 4 года назад +2

      Galaxy Forest 123, huh, if I react to a story, will I be preggers?

  • @-mochi-5914
    @-mochi-5914 4 года назад +2

    Walking corpse syndrome. It’s real, and possible for her to have it after going through something traumatic. People tend to stop eating, deny the need to sleep, they do this because they truly believe that they don’t need to anymore since they think that they’ve already died. Often when left untreated this does lead to death usually due to starvation or extreme untreated injury. Bless this girls heart, if this is actually a true story.
    Also sorry to get all physiological in a comment section of jokes and laughs, but this disorder is actually very interesting to me. 😁 have a blessed day.

    • @-mochi-5914
      @-mochi-5914 4 года назад +1

      Well shit, I probably should’ve watched the whole video. It explains Cotard Delusions for me

  • @sukieebee1887
    @sukieebee1887 4 года назад +23

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Mike:I’m A WeReWoLf NoW

  • @roomsickgirlsescape
    @roomsickgirlsescape 4 года назад +84

    “...and I’m a walking corpse!”
    wtf
    Honestly this story would make a good manga/anime

    • @superstar2446
      @superstar2446 4 года назад +4

      True

    • @wolfgirlhd
      @wolfgirlhd 4 года назад +1

      did you ever watch Sankarea?

    • @lavender_milk312
      @lavender_milk312 4 года назад

      @@wolfgirlhd what's that

    • @hanakokun9453
      @hanakokun9453 4 года назад

      p i t s t o p kinda like parasyte

    • @wolfgirlhd
      @wolfgirlhd 4 года назад +1

      Your_local_tax_collector Nolign its an Anime. (I try to make no Spoilers) The mainchracter loves Zombie stuff and tries to bring his dead Cat back to live. He mets then a girl, Sanka Rea (that happens in the thirst episode). If i tell more, it would be a Spoiler.

  • @erickcardenas4872
    @erickcardenas4872 4 года назад +42

    Title: She died and became a zombie
    Me: *aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?*

    • @gjk-arts5855
      @gjk-arts5855 4 года назад

      erick cardenas Odds1out Netflix:

    • @ఌCarmelichuఌ
      @ఌCarmelichuఌ 4 года назад

      erick cardenas she has walking corpse syndrome

  • @RoyalRoxia
    @RoyalRoxia 4 года назад +4

    Ah Yes, Going Full Anime to Summon Back the Dead.

    • @nogazuroff7340
      @nogazuroff7340 4 года назад

      Noooo!
      Don't you remember Edward and Alphonse!!!

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 4 года назад +50

    Me: *just finished watching unus annus video on beauty*
    Bijuu mike: 0:04
    Me: BRO HOLD UP WHY WASN'T MIKE IN THAT VIDEO!?

  • @ellyr15
    @ellyr15 4 года назад +52

    must've been from the corona virus

  • @C0nfused_K1tten
    @C0nfused_K1tten 2 года назад

    0:58
    tbh i didn't even realize the peanut butter until you said it and i replayed it to see XD

  • @bestiesplayz6866
    @bestiesplayz6866 4 года назад +28

    16:18
    He’s watching Stranger Things!

  • @Levi-kh8pf
    @Levi-kh8pf 4 года назад +14

    "I ate a tea cup and then I turned into glass"

  • @nicorobin0000
    @nicorobin0000 3 года назад +1

    Wow, he watched the series of unfortunate events? That show was so sad but I’m satisfied with the ending.

  • @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266
    @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 4 года назад +29

    0:04
    The camera looks like it has a migraine.

  • @ghoulzgamingytxlilstrawhat8771
    @ghoulzgamingytxlilstrawhat8771 4 года назад +34

    Who’s watching this two days later or whenever she said she was a walking corpse but when really she’s dead inside but not actually dead

  • @IzukuMidoriya-cc2ur
    @IzukuMidoriya-cc2ur 3 года назад +1

    Girl in video: Maybe that's why I-
    Ad: I'm a big kid now!

  • @goofballcartoonist7848
    @goofballcartoonist7848 4 года назад +13

    4:58
    "and so she performed a full metal alchemist ritual to bring her back"
    me: *that's what i was thinking* ON POINT.

  • @Infinexity
    @Infinexity 4 года назад +62

    Mike: “PREGENANTE WITH 18 KIDS BEFORE THE AGE OF FOUR!!! Not that that is real it’s just a joke!”
    THE GIRL THATS PREGENANTE WITH 18 KIDS BEFORE THE AGE OF FOUR: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?!

  • @lilyrat5052
    @lilyrat5052 3 года назад +3

    Bijuu Mike: “Whats the heck”

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 4 года назад +32

    I wonder how the studio recorded her voice without getting ripped to shreds

    • @larko2717
      @larko2717 4 года назад +1

      They claim that it's a voice actor, which makes it much more unbelievable.

  • @_whatgives_5939
    @_whatgives_5939 4 года назад +16

    Bijuu Mike: *has peanut butter on his face*
    The entire comment section: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @midnightflame7731
    @midnightflame7731 4 года назад

    5:02 great FMA reference. Hats off to you.
    (Just a fangirl of anime who started watching FMA a few days ago)

  • @hmars2164
    @hmars2164 4 года назад +19

    Regarding "werewolf" kid I'd like to state my opinion that being afraid of someone because they look different is ridiculous and it's really not their problem that the other kids had nightmares because he looks different...

  • @crystallove6647
    @crystallove6647 4 года назад +15

    I found some weird faces you made and took some screenshots:> I wanna know where I can post it

  • @inkounderscore
    @inkounderscore 4 года назад +1

    nobody:
    not a soul:
    not anything:
    im scared that there are so few categories like this:
    Mike's pen: **Seizure intensifies**

  • @Rektien
    @Rektien 4 года назад +18

    5:50 As soon as she started talking about the car accident I immediately realize it was Cotara syndrome (that's how we called the Cotards delusion in my country). I do have some experience with this crap. Her case isn't the worst one. The case I saw was basically an old man (he used to be my relative), he doesn't recognize familiar faces (except for his daughter), keeps hiding from us under the bed (and some other things), he doesn't want any help and tears off parts of his skin like several times a day. I don't think he feels any pain at this point. And he doesn't want to take his pills. He screams that we want to poison him. And a few days ago he broke free from the house (well, it's not like we kept him there by force, but still), he went straight to the police and write a report on his daughter! Can you imagine? He wrote smth about death and poisoning, ya know, he really believes that we try to hurt him.
    19:17 you missed the good part of this one

  • @deadshadowwolf4424
    @deadshadowwolf4424 4 года назад +17

    I looked at the stories that they had and there was one Called, ”IM Addictive to cheating on my boyfriend!”

  • @espresso8119
    @espresso8119 3 года назад +2

    huh... never knew someone could become Michael Afton

  • @oh_look_a_nerd384
    @oh_look_a_nerd384 4 года назад +24

    Me: *reading while watching*
    Him: *plays L's theam song*
    Me: "A KILOBITE OF INFORMATION, AND SOON THE CORNERS TURNED!!"
    (Please tell me that I'm not the only one who knows the musical)

    • @user_spatty
      @user_spatty 4 года назад +1

      Yuri Plisetsky what is the musical called?

    • @oh_look_a_nerd384
      @oh_look_a_nerd384 4 года назад

      @@user_spatty it's quite littery called "Death note: the musical" it sounds weird, but it's really good!!😁😁😁

    • @dakarai1519
      @dakarai1519 4 года назад +1

      FrOm dEaTh nOtE?!
      *I must watch if it has L.*

    • @oh_look_a_nerd384
      @oh_look_a_nerd384 4 года назад

      @@dakarai1519 yep! It's good!!

    • @lostghost7182
      @lostghost7182 4 года назад +1

      :0

  • @aiinvv
    @aiinvv 4 года назад +12

    7:12 she literally has her back the other way i-

  • @annikamalmborg2004
    @annikamalmborg2004 4 года назад

    I love that you smile when you whright

  • @vxOlive
    @vxOlive 4 года назад +22

    Her : I’m a zombie
    Me : ahem...that looks like you are a mummy type thing in the oasis and yea is anyone else with me on this?