He "Lost His Eye" Wait is that me? - Reacting to "True Story" Animations

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
  • I was added to this "True Story" Animation. Were back reacting to "True Story" Animations
    Life Diary - • Video

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @pewdsy7811
    @pewdsy7811 4 года назад +465

    “Mike, Jack and Lucas got afraid”
    Why so scared mike?

    • @robloxtoiletpaper5819
      @robloxtoiletpaper5819 4 года назад +6

      Lol My name is Lucas

    • @Mr_Boonana
      @Mr_Boonana 4 года назад +6

      Lucas Bochik
      Why so scared?

    • @yanfangwei5376
      @yanfangwei5376 4 года назад +1

      LOL SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Atokosmo1
      @Atokosmo1 4 года назад +1

      I have a friend named Lucas but with a K

    • @zosiapsps
      @zosiapsps 4 года назад

      @@LovelyCuteBunnies123 I think it's LuKas :v

  • @justnug3473
    @justnug3473 4 года назад +1835

    Mike: who else has green hair that’s not a normal thing to have
    Jacksepticeye: “sad Irish noises”

    • @lilmoseytrash6265
      @lilmoseytrash6265 4 года назад +12

      @Barter Bimmons skip to 1:34 ruclips.net/video/Abm2b07XFYM/видео.html

    • @4thGhoulette
      @4thGhoulette 4 года назад +24

      I mean, the tips of my hair used to be dark green then it turned teal kinda, then like a tree leaf green, then his color

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 4 года назад +15

      Barter Bimmons Jacksepticeye*

    • @blueboi325
      @blueboi325 4 года назад +8

      the lost eye is the little sean eye

    • @aoilikessans6347
      @aoilikessans6347 4 года назад +2

      **SAD SPANISH GROANS**
      *rip jacksepticeye*

  • @Fevr_Dream
    @Fevr_Dream 4 года назад +569

    Him: "wait is this me?!??"
    Also him previously: "Go ahead! Put me in the most ridiculous story!"

    • @aryehadventures9657
      @aryehadventures9657 4 года назад +17

      Omg he did!! 😂

    • @gacha_corn54
      @gacha_corn54 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😆🤣😂 I’m weak no I’m dead

    • @unoreverse7996
      @unoreverse7996 4 года назад +3

      Me: I got to the video late!
      Me previously : I'm gonna be early

    • @Somosogo
      @Somosogo 2 года назад

      you're so right
      :3

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 Год назад

      Lol

  • @GenderFluidDragonKing
    @GenderFluidDragonKing 3 года назад +133

    The 3rd eye girl she seriously is like an anime side villain, she just radiates that energy

    • @jkfirelord2976
      @jkfirelord2976 3 года назад +5

      No joke she be saying stuff like “I completely fooled them” and knowing she’s using her third eye for bad reasons and even saying it was “the only way to survive” is just showing that this is the definition of a anime side villain 🤣

    • @Somosogo
      @Somosogo 2 года назад

      well, no, but true. she did cheat with her third eye.

  • @Disearned
    @Disearned 4 года назад +503

    “They used to call me one-eyed Parker”
    Why not pirate Parker? We have peter Parker so why not pirate Parker?

    • @jkstcibg
      @jkstcibg 4 года назад +2

      Disearned YESS

    • @Mo_Nilla_Co
      @Mo_Nilla_Co 4 года назад +5

      The animation channel's producer first language isn't usually english so I doubt they could think of something clever that could be translated back to English.

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 4 года назад +14

      Arrr me spidey senses be tingling(sorry if this was cringe)

    • @Disearned
      @Disearned 4 года назад +2

      Mo Nilla Co. - it’s just a joke lmao. I know that. It kind of obvious with all the broken English

    • @TheShadow1347
      @TheShadow1347 4 года назад +3

      Good question

  • @what5551
    @what5551 4 года назад +306

    2020: I lost my eye!
    2040: My mom got my fish pregnant with quadruplet cats and the grandma is my great grandson!

    • @mintygacha4724
      @mintygacha4724 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @CATL3AF
      @CATL3AF 4 года назад +2

      Best one so far

    • @jinnie4739
      @jinnie4739 4 года назад +11

      Oh wow
      *is your cousin your grandfather?*

    • @what5551
      @what5551 4 года назад +7

      Hxppy! Why yes, my cousin is my grandfather (he is 2)

    • @CATL3AF
      @CATL3AF 4 года назад +2

      @@what5551 cool

  • @rickolade1381
    @rickolade1381 4 года назад +772

    2020: i have the third eye
    2030: i m a male, but i got pregnant by my weird demon doll posessed by my grandma, and i had 20 kids

    • @NearNo1fan
      @NearNo1fan 4 года назад +19

      This comment is underrated XD

    • @chisanahoshi5851
      @chisanahoshi5851 4 года назад +9

      👌

    • @bluepuppydragon563
      @bluepuppydragon563 4 года назад +8

      ...

    • @lovelypandinou6799
      @lovelypandinou6799 4 года назад +18

      OMG i wanted « i was born as a gacha oc and averyone became an extra legendary hybrid gucci princess queen ugly makeup face extra fancy vsco girl ksksksksksksks e girl tomboy too much girly rich expancive soiled brat

    • @cozy_phantom
      @cozy_phantom 4 года назад +4

      rysha28 Malaysia there were people who had like 70 kids a long time ago

  • @peachiichu-7604
    @peachiichu-7604 3 года назад +90

    “Mike was very afraid of ghosts.” Biiju: “I am? I am!”

  • @vanilla6088
    @vanilla6088 4 года назад +586

    “DUDE SHE WAS HOME, WASN’T SHE? WHAT’S HE DOING IN HER HOUSE?!”
    Then all of a sudden,
    “Hi it’s Bijuu Bijuu here with crazy hair!”

  • @shoesforjews
    @shoesforjews 4 года назад +719

    “No one has green hair”
    Jacksepticeye:”am I a joke to you”

  • @splatoonhaha5307
    @splatoonhaha5307 4 года назад +490

    "My name is christine and I am 23 years old"
    "And you are a robot, gEt oUtTa HeRe"

    • @scaredsapphic
      @scaredsapphic 4 года назад +2

      HeR VoIcE!!

    • @lilmoseytrash6265
      @lilmoseytrash6265 4 года назад +3

      @@scaredsapphic skip to 1:34 ruclips.net/video/Abm2b07XFYM/видео.html

    • @alexplay3790
      @alexplay3790 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahhaahha

    • @alexplay3790
      @alexplay3790 4 года назад +1

      Your a eobot and get out of my FacE sTOp TaLkiNG tO mE!

    • @DredearLilli
      @DredearLilli 4 года назад

      HeR FrEaKiNg VoIcE

  • @d-boithescientist2263
    @d-boithescientist2263 3 года назад +48

    "My grandma made a clone of me. And it haunted me. And that's how I got pregnant."
    Perfect title I think all animation channels would love that!

  • @kandiskis1530
    @kandiskis1530 4 года назад +580

    2020: He lost his eye
    2080; He lost my brain and my bobs threw fit and killed me while I was preggers with there baby

  • @jeweltidwell6245
    @jeweltidwell6245 4 года назад +770

    Kristine: "hello I'm Kristine. I have long black hair and huge button eyes"
    Me: oh my god it's the evil mom from caroline.

  • @sofiantak9904
    @sofiantak9904 4 года назад +378

    "Jack looks like the kid from the it movie"
    The actor's name is Jack

    • @silly_tomz
      @silly_tomz 4 года назад +6

      Rip eddie -from penny and georgie

    • @silly_tomz
      @silly_tomz 4 года назад +1

      @RaindropSketchesyep! -georgie and penny

    • @m.ikeymellll
      @m.ikeymellll 4 года назад +1

      sofia ntak
      XD IM DEAD XDD

    • @rebelexpress1894
      @rebelexpress1894 4 года назад +3

      Rip Eddie
      -Penny

    • @Lemon_bee_key
      @Lemon_bee_key 4 года назад +2

      I'm a fellow IT fan when Mike said "He looks like one kid from IT" I'm like you mean Eddie?😂

  • @builderbenny0.9beta91
    @builderbenny0.9beta91 3 года назад +49

    My dad lost his eye too, he was in the passenger seat of my mom's car. He didn't have his seatbelt on and the window was down, a branch from a tree came through the window and ripped his eye out, he of course was rushed to the hospital by my mom and got a glass eye to replace it. It was pretty scary to hear, but at least I know others had the same problem.

    • @Metalmariowigglermk7
      @Metalmariowigglermk7 2 года назад +1

      🤣😂

    • @Mbiaal
      @Mbiaal Год назад +8

      @@Metalmariowigglermk7 not funny

    • @noob9765
      @noob9765 Год назад +4

      @@Metalmariowigglermk7 the k in your name should be the last letter in your name and the first letter of your name should be f

    • @captain_vegan
      @captain_vegan Год назад +2

      similar accident happened to me but i didnt lost my eye fortunately

    • @Gamerboy1676
      @Gamerboy1676 Месяц назад

      REAL!!!!!!!

  • @evfrt
    @evfrt 4 года назад +2027

    Instead of calling him “one eyed Parker” call him”Mike Wazowski”

  • @blkstxrr._
    @blkstxrr._ 4 года назад +371

    I had a dream literally last night and bijuu mike was signing autographs, I had him sign my sketch book, and I got lost all of a sudden... then cried for my mom... and then I saw obama at a bar.. then my mom was there too. I wish it really happened :(

    • @Urmomisdele
      @Urmomisdele 4 года назад +8

      what

    • @erinbuxton8438
      @erinbuxton8438 4 года назад +22

      XDXDXDXD I have really strange dreams like that too, I had this dream where I was at school and then there was this parasite that infected me and turned me into a demon and then I killed my least favorite teacher, and then I went into hiding because I was a murderer and then the school caught on fire because everyone got demon invected and then it ended (0-0)

    • @dantereiman6937
      @dantereiman6937 4 года назад +1

      XD LOL

    • @rumiikq
      @rumiikq 4 года назад +18

      I had a dream where bijuu told me to collect all the scrubs and i cut someone's head open bc he said to and we blew up the world

    • @aryehadventures9657
      @aryehadventures9657 4 года назад +4

      This was the only comment I actually lol’d at for a long time lmaooooo

  • @bumblebii9075
    @bumblebii9075 4 года назад +298

    Mike fangirling throughout the whole video is honestly a mood

  • @lolbit_chsn3439
    @lolbit_chsn3439 3 года назад +37

    i just love how the dad from " i lost my eye" was like this meme saying" stop it, get some help".

  • @matilder
    @matilder 4 года назад +507

    WAITTT
    HE WEARS AN EYE PATCH, WHO ELSE WEARS AN EYE PATCH?
    THATS RIGHT
    YANDERE CHAN WITH EYE PATCH!

    • @hypertwisted
      @hypertwisted 4 года назад +24

      ALSO NICK FURY

    • @matilder
      @matilder 4 года назад +5

      Thanks for the heart :)

    • @gikki7647
      @gikki7647 4 года назад

      True!

    • @xfroggii
      @xfroggii 4 года назад

      Denia Washington
      Nun nun nun

    • @xoxlunawolfxox9980
      @xoxlunawolfxox9980 4 года назад

      its a Tilly or Misaki mei or ken kaneki or rikka takanashi. It’s weird how their are so many anime characters with eye patches.

  • @oofoof1398
    @oofoof1398 4 года назад +138

    “Who else has green hair?!”
    _Jacksepticye has left the chat_

    • @hinatasato223
      @hinatasato223 4 года назад +19

      * my mom has also left the chat, Midoriya has left the chat, Midori has left the chat*

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 4 года назад +20

      *joker has left the chat*
      *Izuku has left the chat*

    • @ghostytoasty4550
      @ghostytoasty4550 4 года назад +10

      *My bestie left the chat*

    • @_V3N0M0US_
      @_V3N0M0US_ 4 года назад +6

      -has left the chat-

    • @iloveyou-yg4yh
      @iloveyou-yg4yh 4 года назад +9

      Tree has left the chat

  • @malcolmdy
    @malcolmdy 4 года назад +373

    Him: "Jack, Mike and Lucas"
    Me: Ja-Jack?! Like, Jacksepticeye?? Sean??

  • @briangreen8166
    @briangreen8166 3 года назад +175

    Mike: No one has green hair.
    Jacksetieye: I took that personaly

  • @Corpsesdonotspeak
    @Corpsesdonotspeak 4 года назад +188

    “No one else has green hair...”
    Jacksepticeye had green hair
    But of course we don’t talk about him here-
    Edit: Wow that’s a lot of likes-

    • @Alex-fq8ld
      @Alex-fq8ld 4 года назад +8

      Tbh I do agree but at the same time the name is suppose to be Mike so it doesn't comfrim it
      BUT......
      THAT HAIR AND the idk whatever it called it has like black at the the buttom of the hair
      Very similar but definitely not him

    • @KGC8BIL
      @KGC8BIL 4 года назад +2

      Had being the key word.

    • @xxnon-binarybeanxx738
      @xxnon-binarybeanxx738 4 года назад

      Sshyclone OwO trueeeeeee

    • @abbiesuperkawaii
      @abbiesuperkawaii 4 года назад

      Awsten Knight has green hair and glasses

    • @Zen-pk6gr
      @Zen-pk6gr 4 года назад +1

      I was gonna comment that 😂😂

  • @JackaboiTV
    @JackaboiTV 4 года назад +372

    "i lost my eye"
    "i used my third eye to cheat in a competition"
    coincidence? *i think not*

  • @xxgracexx5013
    @xxgracexx5013 4 года назад +1550

    Parker: his dad told us it would affect our eyes.
    Mike: how ironic
    Me:.... EYE-ronic
    . . . Anyone??..
    Ok

  • @sorbetcookie733
    @sorbetcookie733 3 года назад +121

    3:58 When Parker said Friday night I was playing Friday night funkin’ lmao

  • @sillyspine
    @sillyspine 4 года назад +693

    The story: “When a kid came to us-“
    The ad: “Hey, boys”
    Me: “What sorcery is this??”

    • @mentalbreakdown4114
      @mentalbreakdown4114 4 года назад +2

      That happened before to me.

    • @esyl1450
      @esyl1450 4 года назад +2

      That literally happened to me ;-;

    • @carolearnado
      @carolearnado 4 года назад +4

      That happened to me at the exact same part lol

    • @urmum4888
      @urmum4888 4 года назад

      Same I swear

    • @sitiyunus8268
      @sitiyunus8268 4 года назад

      Lol wth gawd i just say hec

  • @mysticnish7589
    @mysticnish7589 4 года назад +213

    "To not to go to there..."

    • @athingthatexists2589
      @athingthatexists2589 4 года назад +9

      Don’t to do it

    • @YourKingPyro
      @YourKingPyro 4 года назад +6

      To have to go to that to location to over to there

    • @crimson3049
      @crimson3049 4 года назад +3

      Do not to go to there because to lose eye and to d I e

    • @starridreams4653
      @starridreams4653 4 года назад +2

      I read that wrong

    • @calamity4817
      @calamity4817 4 года назад +1

      @@starridreams4653 to i to read to that to wrong to

  • @gachagirl7912
    @gachagirl7912 4 года назад +462

    Mike: NO ONE HAS GREEN HAIR
    Everyone with green hair: What am I, a roach?

    • @wemisemitruck
      @wemisemitruck 4 года назад +11

      Gacha Girl I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard that I spit out the water I was drinking xD

    • @ZoeyQ.
      @ZoeyQ. 4 года назад +5

      ***** what am i? A roach

    • @tinatumblin9270
      @tinatumblin9270 4 года назад +4

      Haha 😂 isn’t this a TikTok reference?

    • @serenadoesstuff2599
      @serenadoesstuff2599 4 года назад +5

      But he has green hair

    • @justnatsuki8319
      @justnatsuki8319 4 года назад +3

      R👏A👏R👏I👏T👏Y

  • @Sokunthea.
    @Sokunthea. 3 года назад +37

    When he said “On a friday night”
    Me: GETTIN FREAKY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
    Y E A H !

  • @OliveJuicer
    @OliveJuicer 4 года назад +370

    “I have long black hair and huge button eyes.”
    Mike: “hUgE bUtT eYeS??!??? What did she say????”
    Me:” BRUH, SHE SAID BUTTON NOT Butt, BUT it did sound like butt.”
    13:12

    • @brownsuga3515
      @brownsuga3515 4 года назад +20

      Coraline much?

    • @user-wp8bi1hx9z
      @user-wp8bi1hx9z 4 года назад +6

      @@brownsuga3515 yeah ( ・ั﹏・ั)

    • @あかいろ-s2b
      @あかいろ-s2b 4 года назад +2

      Yea try search idv characters and ya see what I’m talking bout

    • @ngchloe9314
      @ngchloe9314 4 года назад

      She said button

    • @therealtimmyiy
      @therealtimmyiy 4 года назад +1

      Finally, someone who actually gives out the time of when it happened so people like me can see it and laugh.

  • @rbrubberduckii5069
    @rbrubberduckii5069 4 года назад +700

    vid: "And people bully me by calling me-"
    A weird ad: *TIRED OF PEEING?*
    .Me:..what

    • @riqwerrgp343
      @riqwerrgp343 4 года назад +8

      Monika DDLC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nomochord3364
      @nomochord3364 4 года назад +8

      MONIKA YOUR BEST GIRL :)))))

    • @-jul1en-558
      @-jul1en-558 4 года назад +4

      Monika DDLC new sub

    • @Guest-em2ds
      @Guest-em2ds 4 года назад +8

      why are you still here..? i thought i deleted that monikaafterstory.zip folder..

    • @Tattoedpixie84
      @Tattoedpixie84 4 года назад +7

      Monika? Where did you come from and how did you get out of the void?
      *Also stay 5000 feet away from me.*

  • @fishknees
    @fishknees 4 года назад +115

    When he said “life diary” I had the volume low and I heard “my diarrhea” lol 😂

  • @undertale-boss2035
    @undertale-boss2035 3 года назад +7

    "To Not To Go To There" That's pure comedy right there!

  • @geerobson1653
    @geerobson1653 4 года назад +219

    “mom i lost my eye”
    “Okay? back in the day we didnt have eyes.”

  • @drakelov3r
    @drakelov3r 4 года назад +455

    “Huge butt eyes?” No it’s definitely huge button eyes but made me laugh

    • @rebeccajones5784
      @rebeccajones5784 4 года назад +1

      I feel you

    • @DemonNano
      @DemonNano 4 года назад +13

      Button eyes CORALINE

    • @abezoabezo3371
      @abezoabezo3371 4 года назад +1

      Kokona Haruka are you real?

    • @DemonNano
      @DemonNano 4 года назад +1

      Yee

    • @chaotic_froggy
      @chaotic_froggy 4 года назад +3

      Mike: "EXCUSE ME?!??!?! WHAT DID SHE SAY?!?!?!?!? WHAT EYES?!?!?!?!? BUTT EYES?!?!?!? Okay."

  • @dislikebutton6558
    @dislikebutton6558 4 года назад +165

    Mike: who else has green hair, NO ONE HAS GREEN HAIR
    Jacksepticeye: am I a joke to you.

  • @deimos8966
    @deimos8966 3 года назад +18

    Guy: "on one fine friday night-"
    Me: "w e g e t t i n f r e a k y o n a f r i d a y n i g h t y e a h "

  • @wilsoncruz7827
    @wilsoncruz7827 4 года назад +136

    If i was taller My Parents would still be alive 😳

  • @culturedcreator5185
    @culturedcreator5185 4 года назад +420

    Girl: “I have huge button eyes”
    Mike: “ she has butt eyes”

  • @izzie8445
    @izzie8445 4 года назад +132

    "Who else has green hair"
    Ferb from phyneas and ferb has entered the chat.

  • @xxninjaxx_y
    @xxninjaxx_y 3 года назад +13

    If I was a bully I would name him “Parker the pirate”

  • @GeneralTale1110
    @GeneralTale1110 4 года назад +119

    "I cheated a competition by using my third eye"
    Her: My name is *[not Garnet]*
    Me a steven universe fan: You sure you're not *Garnet* I know you might using *future vision*
    Edit:👇
    Also me: **chokes on noodles** (btw im fine)

    • @nauseathebat6560
      @nauseathebat6560 4 года назад +4

      **future vision and Bismuth's forge start playing at the same time*

    • @PBC_WAS_TAKEN
      @PBC_WAS_TAKEN 4 года назад +4

      Hello fellow su fans

    • @Ally-kh4rs
      @Ally-kh4rs 4 года назад

      Mhm gurl

    • @2e628
      @2e628 4 года назад

      pearl steven Universe, I’m a SU fan!!

    • @m.4imee
      @m.4imee 4 года назад

      The guy who lost his eye is sapphire and the random dude is ruby xD

  • @headlessdaisy5909
    @headlessdaisy5909 4 года назад +120

    "If we want to survive in this world, this is how we should be."
    Also doesn't her voice sound like Google translate with a deeper voice?
    (s c a r y)

  • @discontinuedchannel2650
    @discontinuedchannel2650 4 года назад +58

    bRuH-
    "DUDE, HIS NAME IS LITERALLY MIKE"
    THEY FR BE OUT THERE-

  • @natashakennedy3633
    @natashakennedy3633 3 года назад +11

    Well we now know who took his eye when the firecracker went off

  • @haha-tu5ol
    @haha-tu5ol 4 года назад +53

    I love how no one is talking about the grammar.
    “To not to go to there”

    • @lanaeha3896
      @lanaeha3896 4 года назад

      I love your profile pic😂😁

  • @icantthinkofagoodname7992
    @icantthinkofagoodname7992 4 года назад +149

    "and I have huge button eyes!"
    Coraline wants to know your location.

    • @Wolfy49407
      @Wolfy49407 4 года назад +9

      The other mother wants to know... ;-;

    • @saffireledragon
      @saffireledragon 4 года назад +1

      Coraline?

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer 4 года назад +3

      @@saffireledragon Coraline, from the book and movie

    • @saffireledragon
      @saffireledragon 4 года назад

      Steamlazer X OH RIGHT 😂

    • @katiewinslow9090
      @katiewinslow9090 4 года назад

      That what i was think of coraline when she said that

  • @peculiarcandlestick
    @peculiarcandlestick 4 года назад +76

    4:14
    Mike: *starts fangirling*

    • @ghasttearguy2616
      @ghasttearguy2616 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @matthewmadsen8123
      @matthewmadsen8123 4 года назад

      hey how are u

    • @peculiarcandlestick
      @peculiarcandlestick 4 года назад

      @@matthewmadsen8123 who are you talking to

    • @matthewmadsen8123
      @matthewmadsen8123 4 года назад

      @@peculiarcandlestick he how are u what grade are u in and do u have any pets

    • @peculiarcandlestick
      @peculiarcandlestick 4 года назад

      @@matthewmadsen8123 well I have the flu so pretty bad. What grade I'm in is none of your business and I have two dogs

  • @person7014
    @person7014 3 года назад +7

    13:26 “I can see through my eyes”
    Me: _b r u h h o w d o y o u s l e e p_

    • @justaboringhooman
      @justaboringhooman 3 года назад +1

      By closing her eyes? Just cus she can see through her eyelids doesn't mean she can't sleep, idiot

    • @person7014
      @person7014 3 года назад

      @@justaboringhooman stop being mean ok? Jeez

  • @silentecho7575
    @silentecho7575 4 года назад +312

    "NO ONE has green hair! It's not a normal thing to have."
    *cough cough jacksepticeye*

    • @aspygamer6924
      @aspygamer6924 4 года назад +3

      Silent Echo what do you mean

    • @l0stusb709
      @l0stusb709 4 года назад +3

      PERFECTION

    • @Djskasos
      @Djskasos 4 года назад

      *shiny* *SHINY* ✨ *SHINY* ✨

    • @BlackFuego
      @BlackFuego 4 года назад

      Silent Echo I have green hair

    • @flixxer8025
      @flixxer8025 4 года назад

      A spy Gamer *eye*

  • @bluelobster1389
    @bluelobster1389 4 года назад +40

    3:35 mike “who has green hair?”
    me “the joker has green hair”

  • @luigisake
    @luigisake 4 года назад +71

    2:36 Why does He looks like a younger Nick Fury? He does look cool with that eyepatch tho.This is the story of how Nick Fury got his eyepatch

    • @duckwill6948
      @duckwill6948 4 года назад

      the first story is about nickfury getting an ay pach the second is him getting in to the avengers

    • @lilithphobik
      @lilithphobik 4 года назад

      LuigiSake ikr

    • @josevarela8463
      @josevarela8463 4 года назад +1

      Only because is black >:[

  • @GiovanniKody100
    @GiovanniKody100 3 года назад +7

    Note to self: Never go to the fire cracker.

  • @AAAA-py8vq
    @AAAA-py8vq 4 года назад +159

    *Christine has a third eye because she stole Parker’s.*

    • @christinecao4499
      @christinecao4499 4 года назад +4

      ๑ 青山ゆが ๑ I laughed way to hard lmao

    • @Kendakki
      @Kendakki 4 года назад +1

      @@christinecao4499 DONT STEAL MY EYES WENCH

    • @pawpatrolrubble3182
      @pawpatrolrubble3182 4 года назад +1

      Christine Cao you stole Lulu’s Eye?

    • @GyuraGals
      @GyuraGals 4 года назад

      @@pawpatrolrubble3182 cream hero's?

    • @nicholasschleben8203
      @nicholasschleben8203 4 года назад

      WOW... THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FALL UNDER MY BED LAUGH

  • @lopezfamilysoocool9223
    @lopezfamilysoocool9223 4 года назад +127

    Mike: Who has green hair
    Jacksepticeye: *Glairs at Mike while Mike continues *
    Mike:No one has green hair

    • @axokat
      @axokat 4 года назад +3

      His hair is brown again, or he changes time to time

    • @psychojules5070
      @psychojules5070 4 года назад +1

      Yea he has brown hair rn he used to have green, he may dye his hair again but I doubt it

    • @kennymccormick375
      @kennymccormick375 4 года назад +1

      Not anymore😢

    • @lovepuppy4627
      @lovepuppy4627 4 года назад +2

      Not to be that person but... Glares

    • @okamithewanderingwolf172
      @okamithewanderingwolf172 4 года назад +1

      (Angry Jackie boi noises)

  • @anxietymonstr
    @anxietymonstr 4 года назад +69

    "My grandma made a clone of me and it haunted me and that's how I got pregnant"
    Every fake story channel: Write that down! *Write that down!*

  • @HaviGavi
    @HaviGavi 3 года назад +5

    "Nobody else has green hair" me: *funny Swedish RUclips intensifies*

  • @mydogcontrolsthisaccount3861
    @mydogcontrolsthisaccount3861 4 года назад +118

    Next story: my toaster came alive and married my breakfast bread
    R E A L S T O R Y

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 4 года назад +8

      That sounds like something i would want to watch

    • @KenzieNHammerly
      @KenzieNHammerly 4 года назад +6

      Show me the vid nowwwwwwwww!

    • @idk.6250
      @idk.6250 4 года назад

      Oh and i went down my bathtub drain and ended up in dantdm's house and an airplane crashed into jupiter
      REAL STORY

  • @griffenssfantasy2787
    @griffenssfantasy2787 4 года назад +9

    She need to get in contact with the X-ray vision guy!! Lmao

  • @somescottishlassie891
    @somescottishlassie891 4 года назад +124

    "But all of that changed one day"
    Me: when the fire nation attacked

  • @rafaelcastillo7344
    @rafaelcastillo7344 Год назад +4

    0:54 and 6:49 got me both dying on the floor 😂😂

  • @sophiacarosella1103
    @sophiacarosella1103 4 года назад +384

    “mY GrAnDma MAdE A cLoNe oF Me aNd iT hAuNtS mE... aND ThATs HoW... I gOT... PRegNaNt.” -Bijuu mike

  • @nadinebeattie1524
    @nadinebeattie1524 4 года назад +177

    Mike: Who else has green hair?
    Me: Jacksepticeye....
    Edit: I don’t know his name so I called him Mike since I don’t know. I know people don’t like edits but I needed to say this

  • @squidgirl3792
    @squidgirl3792 4 года назад +102

    "you can clearly see by the time i copied jacksepticeye-"
    Also him "what other youtuber has green hair!"

    • @dead_rose9272
      @dead_rose9272 4 года назад +2

      Like HE SAID THE NAME IS MIKE

    • @idk.6250
      @idk.6250 4 года назад +1

      @@dead_rose9272 you are a strange man or women idk

    • @dead_rose9272
      @dead_rose9272 4 года назад +1

      @@idk.6250 what ;-;

    • @avocadoggo8568
      @avocadoggo8568 4 года назад +1

      Jacksepticeye is the answer to bijuu mikes question

    • @mandymousefan2498
      @mandymousefan2498 4 года назад +1

      @@dead_rose9272 he ment that bc of your name

  • @theblinddragon2041
    @theblinddragon2041 3 года назад +38

    The next animation is I like the smell markers to get high and a that’s how I got pregnant as a male
    Tell me I’m wong

  • @Urfavvmiaaa
    @Urfavvmiaaa 4 года назад +139

    Video: He “lost his eye”
    Me: NO HE LOST THE GAME OF LYING

  • @L30-v6v
    @L30-v6v 4 года назад +107

    2020: I lost my eye
    2040: He killed but then I went back in time and killed him but then I found out I was pregnant with his baby and I named it Chad

  • @Ghost-fd4kr
    @Ghost-fd4kr 4 года назад +77

    "who else has green hair"
    Jacksepticeye had entered the chat

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 4 года назад +3

      Billie Eilish has entered the chat

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 4 года назад

      @ThePineappleEpidemic 4077 what

    • @mickeymouse4547
      @mickeymouse4547 4 года назад

      Flowey Dreemurrr, Jeddah Want Well, Billie Eilish Has green hair.

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 4 года назад

      @Asriel Dreemurr universes are colliding

    • @rnelan1e
      @rnelan1e 4 года назад

      Jeddah Want billie had green hair

  • @marcussimmons4475
    @marcussimmons4475 3 года назад +2

    Random person:how is she asleep!
    Me: that’s my question!

  • @scribblesam
    @scribblesam 4 года назад +114

    “YOu tHiNk yoUr lIfE iS hArD!? I wEAr sIZe 13 nIkIeS, MEN sIZe 13 nIkIES, BEaT tHaT”
    Bijuu: *I’m having an identity crisis* (OMG, ALMOST 100 LIKES OVERNIGHT!?)

  • @theslushieslurper
    @theslushieslurper 4 года назад +160

    “I lost my eye”
    “I have a third eye”
    Me:
    ...
    Wait
    SHE STOLE HIS EYEBALL ! 😱

  • @iluvcringe9660
    @iluvcringe9660 4 года назад +319

    "My grandma made a clone of me....and it haunted me.....and thats how i got pregnant"
    -Bijuu mike 2020

    • @mehmelon6870
      @mehmelon6870 4 года назад

      No preggers

    • @Napalmelons
      @Napalmelons 4 года назад +6

      I got pregnant from breathing

    • @Whisky2000
      @Whisky2000 4 года назад +1

      @@Napalmelons lol

    • @justineg87
      @justineg87 4 года назад

      XD true 2020 bijuu

    • @Chloebowie21
      @Chloebowie21 4 года назад +1

      Next episode: i pooped in my toilet and it haunted me but then we became friends

  • @memeboii189
    @memeboii189 3 года назад +2

    1:15 me yelling at my friend for not giving my diamonds back

  • @kendalmiller6592
    @kendalmiller6592 4 года назад +69

    "Huge bottom eye"
    "I was born with it"

  • @IdioticAlex
    @IdioticAlex 4 года назад +37

    14:47 “I stared at their dumb faces and tried not to laugh” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @petegiffin3145
    @petegiffin3145 4 года назад +68

    2020: I lost my eye
    2080: I barfed out an IKEA while a Navy SEAL kicked my baby while I was pregnant

  • @alliecallie5561
    @alliecallie5561 Год назад +2

    If Christine can see with her eyes closed how can she see through the blindfold?

  • @thecutieisgone
    @thecutieisgone 4 года назад +190

    I heard the word "third eye".
    *laughs in ddlc*

  • @lay9697
    @lay9697 4 года назад +78

    “And they ran away because I am hideous”
    Me: yup.

    • @kittylover2.031
      @kittylover2.031 4 года назад +2

      It is not fair that he lost an eye. And she has an extra one

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 4 года назад +1

      Neko cat *understandable

  • @9487-m7s
    @9487-m7s 4 года назад +97

    Nobody
    Not even a fan
    Not a single soul
    Bijuu : **SO IM GOING TO JUST REACT TO THIS VIDEO THAT I ALREADY WATCHED SINCE YOU CAN SEE THE RED LINE-**

    • @9487-m7s
      @9487-m7s 4 года назад

      @@Idk_Rubyyt hmm, maybe your right ._.

    • @maryolin3488
      @maryolin3488 4 года назад

      I saw the red line

    • @im2luezy593
      @im2luezy593 4 года назад

      He has to watch it first. If he doesn't there probably be like some curse word there oe something. :/

    • @lillythewolf8747
      @lillythewolf8747 4 года назад

      No he just open's it and put it to the end so he marks it

    • @chocolakat
      @chocolakat 4 года назад

      Its true i see it bijuu mike is liying for us

  • @aubri.1214
    @aubri.1214 Год назад +1

    Gotta love the tag; “I lost my eye playing with firecracker”

  • @annsylum5365
    @annsylum5365 4 года назад +189

    Hey, you... yeah, you scrolling through the comments... come closer.... closer
    *its free real estate👌*

  • @Bruh-IKSA
    @Bruh-IKSA 4 года назад +276

    “This is the only sweater”
    It’s not a sweater
    It’s a hoodie

    • @socksoriginal
      @socksoriginal 4 года назад +5

      Ists a jumper(in Ireland)

    • @bass3341
      @bass3341 4 года назад +1

      I always say that😂

    • @pufferfishparty
      @pufferfishparty 4 года назад +2

      If it has a hood, it’s a hoodie
      If it doesn’t, it’s a jumper

    • @anetajarzabstrzala5342
      @anetajarzabstrzala5342 4 года назад

      If YOU See a sweater but actually is a hoody

  • @theflyingdeadratty3899
    @theflyingdeadratty3899 4 года назад +52

    Me: * hears that the cup moved *
    Also me: *leaves my lonely bedroom*
    I did that just in case it was gonna be scary... I dOnUt lIKe GoSt’S

  • @Pidgeon_Boi27
    @Pidgeon_Boi27 3 года назад +4

    I'm sure your a great friend bijuu!! :)
    Anyone would be lucky to be your friend!!

  • @A-Dino-Named-Mennany
    @A-Dino-Named-Mennany 4 года назад +135

    Really, that whole thing was Jack's Dad's fault for telling them to stop playing video games.

    • @-boba7106
      @-boba7106 4 года назад +4

      Yeah i knw

    • @raelin09
      @raelin09 4 года назад +4

      Yea lol

    • @Star__Kidd
      @Star__Kidd 4 года назад +4

      True True

    • @brujobi
      @brujobi 4 года назад +2

      *SHAME ON HIM!!!!!!!!!*

    • @imalwayssleepy-_-
      @imalwayssleepy-_- 4 года назад +1

      Diwali is an Indian festival as a Indian it is not that dangerous

  • @CRAZY-ds6bb
    @CRAZY-ds6bb 4 года назад +104

    Mike:I’m the only one with green hair!
    Jacksepticeye: (breathing intensifys)

  • @scout_the_plague2535
    @scout_the_plague2535 4 года назад +81

    **we had the delicious turkey sandwichs made by jacks mother,** *GETS FOOD ADD*

    • @starafton9288
      @starafton9288 4 года назад +1

      Celestia Ludenberg same also funny thing I read this I got an food add

    • @ashlynartzwo8196
      @ashlynartzwo8196 4 года назад +1

      @@starafton9288 :0

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 4 года назад

      ಠ_ಠ

  • @kevintorres4095
    @kevintorres4095 3 года назад +6

    One friday night: HE DIDNT DO THE REFERENCE AAA FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN

    • @shakirrohail4456
      @shakirrohail4456 3 года назад

      Funking jam plays*

    • @catco123
      @catco123 3 года назад +2

      this was literally before friday night funkin existed
      unless this comment is a joke

  • @socktheratking
    @socktheratking 4 года назад +34

    When mike said that the character Jack looked like “that one kid from it” I stated laughing so hard because the actors name is Jack! Haha

  • @Banananyaners
    @Banananyaners 4 года назад +189

    Bijuu: Reacting to true stories
    Category in his description: *Gaming*

  • @kushpatel6797
    @kushpatel6797 4 года назад +47

    "WHO ELSE HAS GREEN HAIR"
    me: I can think of two: Jacksepticeye(formerly), and of course Billie Irish.

  • @Purple_haze61
    @Purple_haze61 3 года назад +4

    4:57 I thought that was prestonplazy😂

    • @Addison-Garner
      @Addison-Garner Месяц назад

      Yo that does look like Preston wth 😂

  • @owynnc4436
    @owynnc4436 4 года назад +139

    the girl: '''everytime i close my eyes i can stll see''''
    me: then what about when you sleep???? '''oh what a shame that you cant sleep'''' lmao xD

  • @claymore7315
    @claymore7315 4 года назад +104

    Everyone's like," ItS BiJuU MiKe"
    Me: "yeah, but it's stranger things..."

    • @mmcabrera6299
      @mmcabrera6299 4 года назад +4

      Exactly! Lucas and Mike

    • @v0id-b4g12
      @v0id-b4g12 4 года назад +1

      Yass! Ikr!!!

    • @nepeta5880
      @nepeta5880 4 года назад

      ShardOfHeresy yeah but it’s Bijuu Mike

    • @F1nley_theidiot
      @F1nley_theidiot 4 года назад

      Air wha- xD

    • @jmck545
      @jmck545 4 года назад

      Ok so who is it RUclips Mike or stranger Mike

  • @lolanyways3123
    @lolanyways3123 4 года назад +129

    Mike: I’m not tryna suggest better bully names
    Captions: I’m not tryna suggest better bullying aids

    • @kittygacha2297
      @kittygacha2297 4 года назад +2

      What?

    • @kittygacha2297
      @kittygacha2297 4 года назад +2

      @DBZAddict do you not like Gacha people? 🤔

    • @okayyy423
      @okayyy423 4 года назад +2

      @DBZAddict What does her being cringe have to do with her comment.
      TBH I am a gachatuber and I kinda of find it offensive, if you don't have anything good to say don't say it please. ✌

    • @EE-eh5fc
      @EE-eh5fc 4 года назад

      Yeah Boy O-O OOF

    • @yukeroinactivated6984
      @yukeroinactivated6984 4 года назад

      #OkBoomer