0:33 Houjicha roasted green tea (my favourite) 1:35 Cookies and cream 2:30 Strawberry 3:14 Matcha green tea (adult sweetness version; more subtle, less sweet - not for the sugar-addicted tastebuds of Ashens) 4:03 Shinshu (region) apple 4:55 Hazelnut (adult sweetness version again) 5:55 Rum and raisin 7:10 Red bean 8:15 Raspberry (adult sweetness version) 9:13 Strawberry cheesecake 9:49 Sweet potato (it says to put it in the top tray of the oven to bake)
+iceteaaddict Western tastebuds are generally desensitised to sweetness. We have got sugar in EVERYTHING. We even have sugar in our breads ffs, unless you bake them yourself.
For anyone interested, here are the English translations of each: 0:33 - Hojicha Roasted Tea 1:54 - Cookies & Cream 2:29 - Strawberry 3:14 - Adult's Green Tea (subtle variety, my fave!) 4:00 - Shinshu Apple 4:55 - Adult's Hazelnut (subtle vlavour; less sweet than normal Kit Kats) 5:55 - Rum Raisin 7:10 - Red Bean (Anko / Adzuki bean paste) 8:14 - Adult's Raspberry 9:13 - Brick Wall Flavor 9:48 - Sweet Potato !! (Supposed to be baked before eating)
For the people interested, the flavours are: Hojicha (roasted tea) Cookies and Cream Japanese Strawberry Matcha Tea Apple (obviously) Hazelnut (obviously) Rum and Raisin Hokkaido Red Bean Raspberry Cheesecake (obviously) Sweet Potato
The name KitKat resembles the phrase “Kitto Katsu” meaning “surely win”, a term of good luck in Japan. This explains why the chocolate bars are so popular during exam time which runs from January to March in Japan.
Can someone please tell me why I enjoy watching a man kneeling before his couch while eating kitkats? Also, someone tell Nestlé to ship these damn things over here please! Bloody Nestlé; Satan's company incarnate! All we get is the occasional limited edition, which often turns out to be peanut butter. And the whole bloody point of kitkat is you get two fingers. Yet, which bright devil's incarnate employee came up with the wizard idea of making a giant, one finger, kitkat? I have to buy two now so I can actually have the product they advertise! Well, here's my two fingers worth Nestlé! You treat us with utter comtempt! \/
I'm sorry, no. I agree with everything else you said, but the giant, one-finger KitKat (the 'Crunchy KitKat' as it's known) is 1000x better than the stupid original baby's-first-KitKat KitKat. That was a godsend when it came out. The only problem nowadays is it's getting bloody smaller.
+thejackofclubs don't forget: he is a psychopath by education. We all know that shrinks are deeply disturbed. and if you recall how he mutilated a jar jar figure with a hammer ... you'll know he is. I wonder if there is an open case of a serial killer around Norfolk right now.
Who's saying he's eating them wrong? How can someone eat them wrong? You put it in your mouth and chew. What do they want him to do? Shove them up his nose?
The penguin one is "Cookie and Cream", the grape one is rum raisins. The mystery pink one is raspberry ~~and perhaps something else (couldn't read in the video)~~. EDIT: on my desktop pc now, it's seasonal raspberry. The woman's face one is sweet potato. Seems you're not a fan of オトナの甘さ
+McDucky I guess the last one could pass for Japanese sweet potato, which is pretty mild compared to the kitkat flavor. It reminds me more of banana pudding and vanilla wafers.
+McDucky ...wait, is that a "me" or a "na" in the katagana? I kind of hope it's "me", but that also means someone managed to figure out how to make that a flavor. (I know that it's a difference in angle, but I don't read enough katagana to be able to tell if it's the font or not)
liger04 Katakana* It's "na" オトナの甘さ (Otona no amasa) means "adult sweetness" オトメの甘さ (Otome no amasa) - "maiden's sweetness", which sounds kind of poetic and like the opposite of adult sweetness
Ashens, at 10:00, the 'face flavoured' Kit Kat. The text on the front says something along the lines of: _"It's tasty if you heat it up. But when you heat it up, be sure to use a tray or container."_ So I'm guessing you should heat them up a bit in the microwave on a saucer or something? -Can't really find any writing that says what kind of flavour it is, just that message about heating it. And something about visiting their homepage.- *Scratch that* it says: スイートポテト at the top, meaning: Sweet potato. (And the "Ice cream flavour" is actually cookies and cream. ;3 ) (And the mystery "fruit juice" is rum raisin.)
Penguin - "Cookie & Cream" One with grape that tastes fruity - "Rum Raisin" 8:14 Pink One - Something something "Raspberry" (bar being moved to much, couldn't read the rest) 9:49 *Check* - "Baked Delicious Sweet Potato"
The penguin one was cookies and cream, the one with the grapes was rum-raisin, the mystery pink one was raspberry (that one took some googling!) and the last one was sweet potato.
+Swing Your Sinners Why don't you get yourself a normal kit kat and stick it in your raw octopus sushi . Or you could also dip it into wasabi. It's not that difficult if you want too.
+Swing Your Sinners Where are you from?. In my country there's only regular kitkat and sometimes they put white and peanut butter flavors, but that's it. After watching this i feel i been mising out a lot.
+David Lemos yeah My friend gave me ONE cheese flavored kit kat once and it was freaking amazing, in my country we only have the normal ones and recently a matcha tea flavored one. Should have cherished the cheese one a little more, since I probably won't get the chance to eat them again.
America, we only get the regular, white and dark chocolate. Of course it might come from them being produced by Hershey instead of Nestle, but that's just a very bland selection. Alot of places you have to import any of the exciting flavors
+Ultra Window going against what others tell you to or otherwise wanna make you do is often a very smart option, although not for people with low self-esteem. BTW, I'm pretty sure he did that on purpose.
Worse if you are Irish, it is constantly offered and to turn it down is as good as spitting in the persons face. Literal addicts that drink double digit cups a day. To me it's just milky water with a slightly sweet mould taste.
the blue one with the glass and the grapes is rum and raisin the one with check is baked sweet potato the one with the penguin on is vanilla ice cream and cookies (your fav one) and there was off ebay for 19.99 :)
I'm listening to a thirty something year old doctor of philosophy eating Japanese kit-kats while he waves his hands in front of a camera and a ratty old couch. What the everloving fuck am I doing with my life?
One time, years ago, my roommate put a pitcher of tea in the refrigerator. I was in the kitchen late at night when I was tired, saw it, thought it was grape Kool-aid (because we had that too). I poured myself a glass, and it tasted like grape Kool-aid. When I woke up in the morning, I went to get another glass, my roommate was in the kitchen, and he said "I didn't know you liked tea." And I said "I don't, this is grape Kool-aid." He said "No, it's definitely tea, I made it last night." So I tried some, and it tasted like tea and made me gag. So the lesson is: tea is nasty. But if you think it's grape Kool-aid, then it tastes like grape Kool-aid and is good.
It actually was brown. The night before, I didn't turn the kitchen light on so I didn't see the color. In the morning, I just didn't pay attention to it.
AYellowPepper Send Ashen some tea kit kats and he'll forgive you. I'm sure. Alternatively anything from poundland will do.Or food that has been overdue for more than 50 years.
I don't speak Japanese but google translated it to " Please, use the saucer (tray-top plate) when the burn!!" Uhh, somehow I don't think that's quite correct... (either that or it's a spicy kitkat and he just didn't record his mouth being set on fire)
And strawberry. And cinnamon. And mint. And key lime pie. And fruity cereal. (Hello from 2021 US. Bring a mask if you time-travel past the beginning of 2020.)
Lord Osnap I don't know what retarded propaganda you've been listening to but No. Quite a lot of British people *hate* tea just like marmite, some hate it, some love it.
Yes it is. He will have his citizenship downgraded to British(ish). He will have to wait longer for ambulances and the police will not respond when he calls. I know a few British(ish) people, they sicken me.
The one that Ashens kept calling "Ice Cream" is actually "Cookie & Cream" 「クッキー＆クリーム」, although interestingly enough it says "Delicious frozen" 「凍らせておいしい」. Also the strawberry one was actually "Japanese style Strawberry" 「和苺」, and the Raisin one is literally "Rum Raisin" 「ラムレーズン」. Cheers!
I can't believe the anti-tea sentiments. Not because you're an Englishman, I've wrapped my head around stereotypes and how many enjoy defying them, but I've just never heard of anybody who passionately hates tea as much as Ashens. I get not liking it, but it hits the gag reaction for poor Stuart here
Why are you not snapping the kit kats in half what is wrong with you. Is it because you are from Norfolk and things like fire and the wheel have just been discovered so snapping kip kats is a novel concept to you
I know.... who can NOT snap a kit kat! Freaaaky Probably a hint about undeveloped psychosis! Tell ya what, I still can't eat. Kit Kat happily since they quit the foil wrapper where one had to run the foil to indent the logo into the wrapper. ... Nothing tasted that good until CHUNKY KIT KAT and then all was forgiven. If they did a Chunky in a foil wrapper.. The world would probably wrap itself up and burst!
I wouldn't mind some of the weird Japanese ones being casual flavors, it's just the price that's such a turn off. If I were to get addicted to ice cream flavored KitKats, my wallet would cry.
The dark souls reference made me smile so wide my face split in half relieving the insect creature i truly was. Thanks Ashens you have shed my skin literally.
The Japanese on the "ice cream" one says cookies & cream and the "grape" one says "ramureezun". I'm not sure exactly what that means but it definitely involves raisins.
+Daire Pineapple I live in Germany and we don't have them here as far as i know. Maybe i can import some crom the UK then. Should be cheaper then japanese Kit Kats. thx^^
I just thought of something that hasn't gone through my mind till just now,but are you kneeling when you review these things? or are you in a chair or something?
0:38 Hojicha Roasted Green Tea 1:45 Cookies & Cream 2:30 Strawberry 3:15 Adult Sweets: Powdered Green Tea 4:05 Shinshu Apple & Chocolate 4:58 Adult Sweets: Premium Hazelnut 5:56 Rum Raisin 7:10 Hokkaido Red Bean 8:15 Adult Sweets: Raspberry 9:13 Cheesecake 9:52 Sweet Potato (Bakeable Kitkat) Japanese Experienece: One semester of community college Japanese 101 and a decade of hentai of many very specific fetishes.
DhoobsSnap no he's eating a snack I'm sorry your not going to be arrested and be put not the electric chair for eating a stupid snack bar the wrong way.
"Is there any that isn't tea flavoured?" - And englishman asking the japanese. Be glad that there wasn't any fish flavoured one. But then, that is something our Mr. Iron Stomach actually likes.
Second one was Cookie and Cream, third was "Japanese Strawberry" basically, fourth is "Adult Taste Green Tea" Japan has a habit of putting (adult flavor, adult's in products that have stronger flavors or are aimed at an adult audience for food, the one that confused me most was "adult milk" which after I had the whole "adult" thing explained to me, I stopped questioning it. Also for the record the Japanese word for breast milk is completely different.) Unsure why they crossed it out on the pack in English. Not entirely sure about the Apple one translation, as it seems that Shinshu is an older system for the provinces of Japan... Also, surprise, the Hazelnut one says "for adult tastes". Rum Raisin is after that. After the red bean one, (Can't say I'm a huge fan of あん myself) Due to how you held it, I can't really read it, but it's Raspberry. After the cheese cake one, Delicious Baked Sweet Potato. I'm sure fifty other people have posted the translations and such. Not sure if my translations are 100% accurate, but I did my best. Only two were tea.
I'm guilty of the same thing as Stuart, too. I eat my Kit Kats the way he does too. I wonder if we're the only ones in the world to be guilty of eating Kit Kats in this way? LOL
0:33 Houjicha roasted green tea (my favourite)
1:35 Cookies and cream
2:30 Strawberry
3:14 Matcha green tea (adult sweetness version; more subtle, less sweet - not for the sugar-addicted tastebuds of Ashens)
4:03 Shinshu (region) apple
4:55 Hazelnut (adult sweetness version again)
5:55 Rum and raisin
7:10 Red bean
8:15 Raspberry (adult sweetness version)
9:13 Strawberry cheesecake
9:49 Sweet potato (it says to put it in the top tray of the oven to bake)
+Al “Berto” Gonzz
He means that it's less sweet, and has more of a subtle taste to it. More of a snack than a child's delight.
Thanks man
Sugar addicted tastebuds??? Ashens doesn't like overly sweet things
+iceteaaddict Western tastebuds are generally desensitised to sweetness. We have got sugar in EVERYTHING. We even have sugar in our breads ffs, unless you bake them yourself.
+PathosFear only in America. the civilized western world of Europe does not however..
For anyone interested, here are the English translations of each:
0:33 - Hojicha Roasted Tea
1:54 - Cookies & Cream
2:29 - Strawberry
3:14 - Adult's Green Tea (subtle variety, my fave!)
4:00 - Shinshu Apple
4:55 - Adult's Hazelnut (subtle vlavour; less sweet than normal Kit Kats)
5:55 - Rum Raisin
7:10 - Red Bean (Anko / Adzuki bean paste)
8:14 - Adult's Raspberry
9:13 - Brick Wall Flavor
9:48 - Sweet Potato !! (Supposed to be baked before eating)
Why are some "adult's", out of curiosity? Are they just flavours older people tend to like?
Lol brick wall flavour
I was about to comment that it’s Rum Raisin buttttt I guess I am years late xD
@@JimDeMoustache adult flavour in japan, generally means less sweet.
Brick wall flavour, ok
how can someone not watch an ashens video to the end? that's where the best parts are.
+VengefulX / Drhankeey i closed at 11:20 :p
+VengefulX / Drhankeey you're literally worse than hitler
+Robin Blyth day
+VengefulX / Drhankeey Yes... Welcome to the DARK SIDE.
Exactly. That'd be like not watching an Eggbusters episode to the end.
For the people interested, the flavours are:
Hojicha (roasted tea)
Cookies and Cream
Japanese Strawberry
Matcha Tea
Apple (obviously)
Hazelnut (obviously)
Rum and Raisin
Hokkaido Red Bean
Raspberry
Cheesecake (obviously)
Sweet Potato
thanks!!
Thank you !
The name KitKat resembles the phrase “Kitto Katsu” meaning “surely win”,
a term of good luck in Japan. This explains why the chocolate bars are
so popular during exam time which runs from January to March in Japan.
Thanks! Great background information....you definitely deserved hundreds of likes more!!
Katsu means cutlet you dumb fuck.
Alan DeGenerous oooh who hurt you
@UCni00PVHNdbmA3m6DfusTOw katsu can mean win u dumbfuck
I like to think he has his couch nailed to his wall so that he doesnt have to kneel everytime he makes a video
I can't unsee that now
Cgi. It has always been Cgi
Or maybe he has a chair?
He actually hacked the couch apart and put it on top of a couch. He sits in a desk chair rolled up to it.
Just very short :D
Can someone please tell me why I enjoy watching a man kneeling before his couch while eating kitkats?
Also, someone tell Nestlé to ship these damn things over here please! Bloody Nestlé; Satan's company incarnate! All we get is the occasional limited edition, which often turns out to be peanut butter. And the whole bloody point of kitkat is you get two fingers. Yet, which bright devil's incarnate employee came up with the wizard idea of making a giant, one finger, kitkat? I have to buy two now so I can actually have the product they advertise! Well, here's my two fingers worth Nestlé! You treat us with utter comtempt! \/
Wow this is literally the "British-est" comment I have seen on youtube.
+Not A Particularly Remarkable Brick what kind of capsules have you seen?
they're still a shithouse of a company no matter how you pronounce it.
I think he means Bonsai, as in, stunted trees what have no growth like.
I'm sorry, no. I agree with everything else you said, but the giant, one-finger KitKat (the 'Crunchy KitKat' as it's known) is 1000x better than the stupid original baby's-first-KitKat KitKat. That was a godsend when it came out. The only problem nowadays is it's getting bloody smaller.
YOU MONSTER YOU DONT EAT KIT KATS LIKE THAT you break off one half and then eat it
ASHENS EXPOSED AS THE ANTI-KITKAT
I eat them this way too
+Dominik Musial I was thinking the same! how come no asked this before you?
PURGE THE HERETIC!!!!!! BURN THE UNCLEAN!!!!!!
He has sinned against humanity.
Something so pleasing about watching a guy unwrap stuff on a sofa.
He eats kitkats weird
WHAT KIND OF MANIAC EATS KIT KATS LIKE THAT?!
+HerHollyness TheManiac(aka me) and TheCouchManiac(aka Ashens)
+GrimeHubTV but why would you fry a potato whole
+QuinnKillin
Little kipfler potatoes
I do it just in case some insecure person is watching. Fuc th systum
YO!
the one at 10:40 is a sweet potato KitKat. you can oven bake it then eat it.
I mean 10:24
Like the creme brûlée one?
+MaowDroid can I boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
+MaowDroid When I saw the color, I thought "Potato flavor!".
+February Sweet potato and potato are 2 different things. Sweet potato is orange, potato is yellow.
he bites them both like a psychopath
+thejackofclubs
don't forget: he is a psychopath by education. We all know that shrinks are deeply disturbed. and if you recall how he mutilated a jar jar figure with a hammer ... you'll know he is. I wonder if there is an open case of a serial killer around Norfolk right now.
+Frank Schneider I thought he was from Norwich
+LollySock Norwich is in Norfolk
+LollySock - Norwich is the county town ('Capital') of Norfolk
Atheist Orphan
That's somewhere near Norway, right ?
You don't like tea... What do you usually drink then? The blood of small children?
The condensed souls of the pure of sin.
Or..... Coffee/Juice? Maybe even water.
Condensed Fog
+Phantom Drags You must be the soul of the party ey?
Lolol
if only I could be so grossly incandescent
\[T]/
+Nick Revine \[T]/
Ashens is a wondrous body, like a magnificent father!
Fare thee well ashen one.
I myself prefer being flourescent.
As expected the two most common things mentioned in comments are you not liking tea and you eating kitkats "wrong".
Who's saying he's eating them wrong? How can someone eat them wrong? You put it in your mouth and chew. What do they want him to do? Shove them up his nose?
The penguin one is "Cookie and Cream", the grape one is rum raisins.
The mystery pink one is raspberry ~~and perhaps something else (couldn't read in the video)~~. EDIT: on my desktop pc now, it's seasonal raspberry.
The woman's face one is sweet potato.
Seems you're not a fan of オトナの甘さ
+McDucky I guess the last one could pass for Japanese sweet potato, which is pretty mild compared to the kitkat flavor. It reminds me more of banana pudding and vanilla wafers.
+McDucky ...wait, is that a "me" or a "na" in the katagana? I kind of hope it's "me", but that also means someone managed to figure out how to make that a flavor.
(I know that it's a difference in angle, but I don't read enough katagana to be able to tell if it's the font or not)
+McDucky I swear Cookies and Cream was released in the states for a short time..
liger04
Katakana*
It's "na"
オトナの甘さ (Otona no amasa) means "adult sweetness"
オトメの甘さ (Otome no amasa) - "maiden's sweetness", which sounds kind of poetic and like the opposite of adult sweetness
Pretty sure it has been and still is sold in the UK. Guess Ashens just never tried one.
Ashens, at 10:00, the 'face flavoured' Kit Kat. The text on the front says something along the lines of: _"It's tasty if you heat it up. But when you heat it up, be sure to use a tray or container."_
So I'm guessing you should heat them up a bit in the microwave on a saucer or something?
-Can't really find any writing that says what kind of flavour it is, just that message about heating it. And something about visiting their homepage.-
*Scratch that* it says: スイートポテト at the top, meaning: Sweet potato.
(And the "Ice cream flavour" is actually cookies and cream. ;3 )
(And the mystery "fruit juice" is rum raisin.)
You could say that first one was TEAdious
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Eyyyyyyyyyy
Ehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe
I see what you did there AYYYYYYYY!
+Mac Doodles I'll have to BREWed on that pun awhile
Penguin - "Cookie & Cream"
One with grape that tastes fruity - "Rum Raisin"
8:14 Pink One - Something something "Raspberry" (bar being moved to much, couldn't read the rest)
9:49 *Check* - "Baked Delicious Sweet Potato"
"UGH HOW CAN HE BE BRITISH AND NOT LIKE TEA OMG" say all the people who aren't British
and they say it like China isn't the biggest tea drinkers haha
I'm British and I'm appalled. Tea is delicious if you have it the way you like it
@@flyde6521 I am British and don't like it any way
@@JakeGutteridge good for them
Yeah, imho it should be more like "Ugh how can he be human and not like tea?!"
I wonder how many folk will get pissed off because he isn't breaking the KitKat😂
On my screen, literally the comment above yours.
many
I am
+Jamesfromscotland hella
deez nuts
The penguin one was cookies and cream, the one with the grapes was rum-raisin, the mystery pink one was raspberry (that one took some googling!) and the last one was sweet potato.
I have never seen someone dislike tea so, much less a Brit.
My Brit friend likes coffee and calls me a teafag whenever I said I like tea
You Brits need a tea intervention.
They are only 90% Brit as liking tea is one of the most massive part about being Brit, right after the accent and awesome face
MrSinisterSixty Where does the bad teeth and terrible food choices come into play? ;)
+Bryan G. ur mum XDDDDDDDD rekt skrub sub to my minecraft lets play channel
YOU MONSTER, HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!? YOU'RE MEANT TO BREAK THE KITCAT
KitKat*
becky mcnamee it's a fucking snack bar
6:18 Ashens crunches on KitKat
RUclips: shows kellogs and which starts with the sound of crunching.
Perfect timing!
*glares intensely*
you're not suppose to eat them like that
an Excellent kitkat
an excellent point
an excellent refrence
An Excellent Thread
+XFreeStyleZX an excellent observation
Even if they aren't very good I'd love some unusual kit kat flavors here. All we get is weird Pringles and they are literally the worst
+Swing Your Sinners
Why don't you get yourself a normal kit kat and stick it in your raw octopus sushi . Or you could also dip it into wasabi. It's not that difficult if you want too.
+Swing Your Sinners Where are you from?. In my country there's only regular kitkat and sometimes they put white and peanut butter flavors, but that's it. After watching this i feel i been mising out a lot.
+David Lemos yeah My friend gave me ONE cheese flavored kit kat once and it was freaking amazing, in my country we only have the normal ones and recently a matcha tea flavored one. Should have cherished the cheese one a little more, since I probably won't get the chance to eat them again.
+Anna Path oh god the grammars, sorry it's 5:00 in the morning here
America, we only get the regular, white and dark chocolate. Of course it might come from them being produced by Hershey instead of Nestle, but that's just a very bland selection. Alot of places you have to import any of the exciting flavors
absolute madman, taking a large bite out of kit kats
complete lunatic
What do I put here?
it is designed to be enjoyed in 2 pieces, going against the design isnt the smartest option
+Ultra Window
going against what others tell you to or otherwise wanna make you do is often a very smart option, although not for people with low self-esteem. BTW, I'm pretty sure he did that on purpose.
PEASANT_LORD
absolutely bonkers
Such rebel devilry!
I think Ashens is the only person I can bare munching in my earphones. I'd have to get stabby with any other human or animal.
"It's so white it's emitting light." Sounds like me!
Seriously, I just started glowing and it's freaking me out. Send help.
You too?
PokeVictini so does Mitt Romney! Actually he's so rich too, he's a fucking cheesecake
*10+ RADS*
You are evolving
OMG SAME
I want more electronic tat videos :c
+The Gamer Dragon i am happy alsong as they are tat ^-^
+The Gamer Dragon You'll get what you're given.
I like these more
+The Gamer Dragon I agree with you, but as he said once "Electronic tat doesn´t go out of date, this does."
DarkestVampire92 im happy with any video :3 im one of those rare few that are acctualy happy for any content ^-^ its free afterall
a tea-hating British?
That's some uncommon shit right there.
We do love tea but I think the Americans exaggerate just how much
A shiny brit.
*****
The world has gone mad
+JamLover247 Tea doesn't come in a can. Unless it's iced tea - which is more of a summer drink than an afternoon break one.
+Jsidhu762 oi m9 i think he was talking about things like pepsi and coke
How can you be British and hate tea
They should get him deported
I'm Asian, but I don't like rice
+HG Shurtugal it's because he's sensible and tea is f#cking awful.
+Emman Pascual Then you have to question it: am I really Asian?
+HG Shurtugal By not being a fucking stereotype?
A British guy who dislikes tea? That gotta be hell!
+m1rock No
Worse if you are Irish, it is constantly offered and to turn it down is as good as spitting in the persons face. Literal addicts that drink double digit cups a day. To me it's just milky water with a slightly sweet mould taste.
It's okay, not great enough for me to drink it often, but, it's alright.
@John Milk water? Oh right, I'm American; I'll only put milk or cream in Tea _occasionally._ If it works or doesn't work for you, fine.
To be fair that was Green Tea. When Brits (and presumably Irish people) refer to tea they're mostly referring to "English Breakfast" tea.
the blue one with the glass and the grapes is rum and raisin the one with check is baked sweet potato the one with the penguin on is vanilla ice cream and cookies (your fav one) and there was off ebay for 19.99 :)
Rum raisen is one of my favs Kit Kat-wise
thanks to you i know!
thanks!
i don't lol
I think 6:00 was meant to be rum and raisin
Yeah I think so
+George Gardner
Sure it's not sake and raw fish head ?
+George Gardner Anyone remember Cadburys Old Jamaica? That was rum and rasin.
that was obviosly a brandy
+DOSsector ラムレーズン is rum raisin
We need to start a change.org petition to get brick flavoured kit-kats!
make a park bench flavour while you are at it
You idiots. We need wardrobe flavor. And maybe couch flavor
Ashens couch flavour
don't forget the ashens food special flavour ones. they come with a sachet of shit to cleanse your mouth of the horrible flavours
+Adam Harris he's British, so its a SOFA
uncultured swine
I'm listening to a thirty something year old doctor of philosophy eating Japanese kit-kats while he waves his hands in front of a camera and a ratty old couch. What the everloving fuck am I doing with my life?
You should get off RUclips and go back to fortificating
Use your Magic Pain Glove for guidance, Rogal
+Rogal Dorn I think he's 40 by now, also wasn't it a Doctor of psychology?
+Seirunir doctor of philosophy is the full name of any PhD
Amarís Gloomwing
Oh xD Well, nevermind then ^^
English is not my first Language so I didn't know that x)
wtf is wrong with you you're supposed to split it before eating it
Jeez that's an overreaction
+Victor Sullivan Like their song goes: "Eat 'em at once. Eat 'em at once."
+cannedcream I'm sorry, what song is that?
No. I prefer to bite them like Stuart does.
+Victor Sullivan *You're
One time, years ago, my roommate put a pitcher of tea in the refrigerator. I was in the kitchen late at night when I was tired, saw it, thought it was grape Kool-aid (because we had that too). I poured myself a glass, and it tasted like grape Kool-aid. When I woke up in the morning, I went to get another glass, my roommate was in the kitchen, and he said "I didn't know you liked tea." And I said "I don't, this is grape Kool-aid." He said "No, it's definitely tea, I made it last night." So I tried some, and it tasted like tea and made me gag. So the lesson is: tea is nasty. But if you think it's grape Kool-aid, then it tastes like grape Kool-aid and is good.
Are you sure you just prefer warm tea over cold tea?
definitely a strange tea if it's purple because tea should be brown
It actually was brown. The night before, I didn't turn the kitchen light on so I didn't see the color. In the morning, I just didn't pay attention to it.
Ah gotcha
Well that's true but I've never seen a purple tea , I've seen green tea and brown tea , I like sweet tea myself, green tea tastes strange
*Watches this while he/she/thing drinks their new fancy green tea... silently crying feeling like he/she/thing let down ashens*
+AYellowPepper
shame on you, evil viewer .. how can you do this to our savior ?
Frank Schneider *now crys audably* ;-;
AYellowPepper
Send Ashen some tea kit kats and he'll forgive you. I'm sure. Alternatively anything from poundland will do.Or food that has been overdue for more than 50 years.
The apple one's been siting out too long. It's gone all brown on you
Thumbs up to you good sir!
+SchizoGenius All will be well
The last KitKat flavour is Baked Sweet Potatoe :)
It says online you can bake them yourself! Google Bakeable Sweet Potato KitKat
He recommends the fruit Kit Kats, but those were explicitly NOT his favored ones. He wants the ice cream and cake Kit Kats for himself.
"you stay over there, where the bad things live" -quote of the year
2:10 The label actually says it's cookies and cream flavoured
and 6:09 is actually rum raisin
You guys should adopt the Latin alphabet so we can just Google translate that shit.
or you learn kana and kanji so you can google translate that shit :p
+Juju Kawa i currently am trying and so far all ive learnt is how the 'oo', 'ah', 'ee'. tis' hard to learn japanese..
RogueGamer
Let alone typing it on your keyboard.
As a Pole, I feel offended.
As an offended, I feel pole.
As pole, I feel an offended
As a offended i feel pole
as i feel, I offended a pole
as a white person you have a small wee wee.
I don't speak Japanese but google translated it to " Please, use the saucer (tray-top plate) when the burn!!"
Uhh, somehow I don't think that's quite correct... (either that or it's a spicy kitkat and he just didn't record his mouth being set on fire)
From what I've been hearing your supposed to heat it. Also the flavor is apparently sweet potato.
boethiah12 odd.. but thanks for letting me know.
Damn Japan... meanwhile over here it is just Milk chocolate, white chocolate, dark chocolate and cookie dough kit kats.
And strawberry. And cinnamon. And mint. And key lime pie. And fruity cereal. (Hello from 2021 US. Bring a mask if you time-travel past the beginning of 2020.)
I thought it was against the law for Brits not to like tea...
Lord Osnap ashen is a rogue.
Lord Osnap I don't know what retarded propaganda you've been listening to but No. Quite a lot of British people *hate* tea just like marmite, some hate it, some love it.
Yes it is. He will have his citizenship downgraded to British(ish). He will have to wait longer for ambulances and the police will not respond when he calls. I know a few British(ish) people, they sicken me.
Your a.fucking idiot then
Lord Osnap that's as true as saying all Americans love coffee
The tea ones are wasted on you.
Give them to me!
Ew, weeaboo sticks!
good name for them haha
i see you everywhere!
+Spartanise Literally meantions "grossly incandescent" in the video and you choose to say THIS BULLSHIT!?
+S.A. H. \[T]/
I think Pocky are more like weeaboo sticks
I'm watching a man eat a variety of Kit Kats on a brown sofa... what am I doing with my life?
Macho Fantastico Enjoing it...
I’m sitting on a brown sofa whilst watching a man eat stuff on a brown sofa. This all feels very meta
[*Japanese Kit Kat* enters the room]
Solaire: If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
Always get a smile when I see Ashens has uploaded a new video! :D
The one that Ashens kept calling "Ice Cream" is actually "Cookie & Cream" 「クッキー＆クリーム」, although interestingly enough it says "Delicious frozen" 「凍らせておいしい」. Also the strawberry one was actually "Japanese style Strawberry" 「和苺」, and the Raisin one is literally "Rum Raisin" 「ラムレーズン」. Cheers!
I can't believe the anti-tea sentiments. Not because you're an Englishman, I've wrapped my head around stereotypes and how many enjoy defying them, but I've just never heard of anybody who passionately hates tea as much as Ashens. I get not liking it, but it hits the gag reaction for poor Stuart here
Why are you not snapping the kit kats in half what is wrong with you. Is it because you are from Norfolk and things like fire and the wheel have just been discovered so snapping kip kats is a novel concept to you
I know.... who can NOT snap a kit kat!
Freaaaky
Probably a hint about undeveloped psychosis!
Tell ya what, I still can't eat. Kit Kat happily since they quit the foil wrapper where one had to run the foil to indent the logo into the wrapper. ... Nothing tasted that good until CHUNKY KIT KAT and then all was forgiven.
If they did a Chunky in a foil wrapper.. The world would probably wrap itself up and burst!
Everyone from Norfolk is strange
I love you
YES
Watching in terror as ashens sacrifices kitkats to the top of the screen...
🤣🤣🤣
He sacrificed them to the couch god.
40% of people disliked this video for Ashens not liking tea, 60% of the people disliked the video for the way Ashens ate Kit Kats.
I AM STILL WAITING FOR A BONE FLAVOURED KIT KATS.
+Slepp the Idol
All Hail Slepp!
I wouldn't mind some of the weird Japanese ones being casual flavors, it's just the price that's such a turn off. If I were to get addicted to ice cream flavored KitKats, my wallet would cry.
Tea is Stuart's kryptonite.
And coconut. Stuart is just lucky that he didn't get the coconut flavored Kit Kat, if it even exists.
The dark souls reference made me smile so wide my face split in half relieving the insect creature i truly was. Thanks Ashens you have shed my skin literally.
\[T]/
Your the only RUclipsr I know that hasn't changed his intro but still never gets old!!!! LOVE it !
crush em all up and snort em
Yeeeeeaaa buddy
you know how to do it!
Lol yeah me and my mate used to short sherbet when we were about 10 because we thought we were "cool dudes taking drugs".
Sticky what like sherbet?
is there a different way to consume kitkats
The Japanese on the "ice cream" one says cookies & cream and the "grape" one says "ramureezun". I'm not sure exactly what that means but it definitely involves raisins.
+Elvis S Rum Raisin.
+Secret Name
So it was wine, not tea?
Interesting.
+Elvis S and the "ladies face" was sweet potato.
presses as soon as notified
6 mins late
same
Ashens, I watch EVERY one of your videos to the end. No exception. I even rewatched most of them.
I didn't even need to watch this yet to like it. Ashens and Japanese Kit Kats, that's a winning formula right there.
0:18 I didnt know they made Estus flavored Kitkats.
Taste the power of the sun.
green tea kit kats are dank ashens
u gotta fix ur tongue buds
Red bean is, as I understand it, a favourite sweet in Japan... yeah, I don't understand it either. Also, YAAYY, another Brit who hates tea!
I just translated オトナの甘さ (that pink kitkat at 8:00) and got "Sweetness of Adults".
I hope I wrote it wrong, because I am very confused.
they need to make a naoci kitkat to quote a friend of mine.
(if don't know what naoci is google "what is naoci")
You got it right; it refers to being a less-sweet variety marketed more towards adults. It doesn't sound creepy in Japanese lol
9:21 when I start dancing at a wedding
Wait a British person who hates tea?
it's disgusting and I'm a brit
+enchanted memes you are not anymore, I am removing your britianship effective immediately!
+Josh Reid all English people hate tea, and us welsh love it.
but we still dont fucking drink it.
he is a rebel
+SethMcCool 2278 What a stupid twatty comment. I know Americans who don't like cheeseburgers so whats the fucking difference.?
I definitely prefer smaller Ashens with more regular uploads. Google Analytics have me pegged.
I just realised how weird it is that I like watching this. What's wrong with me.
+Firstname Lastname
Absolutely nothing. Ashen is just a rather intelligent and slightly cynical bastard. That's quite entertaining to thinking people.
But I don't come here to learn anything. I come here to watch him put things in his mouth or open toy boxes.
I watch every second of every Ashens video I can't imagine some who wouldn't lol
+Lyndzey!!
they're strangely interesting, watching someone else eat kit kats
Yet only his hands visible
IKR
Yeah I agree
Wish they sold these in more places than just Japan.
I love this channel. I'm so glad I found it. never normally the sort of thing I'd watch but I do love ashens
The second one (cookie and cream) is something i would love to try.
Also the blue one after the jump cut is rum raisins.
Cookies and cream is one of the normal flavours available over here in the UK.
+Daire Pineapple I live in Germany and we don't have them here as far as i know.
Maybe i can import some crom the UK then.
Should be cheaper then japanese Kit Kats.
thx^^
+vvpex Yeah we've also got a toffee flavour thing as well. Have fun
+Daire Pineapple i think they stopped cookies and cream one and the caramac one might be gone aswell
I just thought of something that hasn't gone through my mind till just now,but are you kneeling when you review these things? or are you in a chair or something?
+Mason Ruks-Sanders
he surely likes to kneel in front of the great brown sofa
0:38 Hojicha Roasted Green Tea
1:45 Cookies & Cream
2:30 Strawberry
3:15 Adult Sweets: Powdered Green Tea
4:05 Shinshu Apple & Chocolate
4:58 Adult Sweets: Premium Hazelnut
5:56 Rum Raisin
7:10 Hokkaido Red Bean
8:15 Adult Sweets: Raspberry
9:13 Cheesecake
9:52 Sweet Potato (Bakeable Kitkat)
Japanese Experienece: One semester of community college Japanese 101 and a decade of hentai of many very specific fetishes.
That's my favorite "subscribe for more". it sounds zealous and optimistic.
The hazelnut bite in particular broke me as a kit kat lover
OMG THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol. I think the ocd is starting to kick in.
it doesnt matter
+PeaNutter505™ Now, I snap them into two and the snap each again. Look at the adverts, they always do it...
you bite... you chew... you swallow... that is how people eat stuff. Get over it.
You! My friend you have the skin insanity
stresses me out how you just take a bite of the whole kitkat like r u fucking NUTS
DhoobsSnap no he's eating a snack I'm sorry your not going to be arrested and be put not the electric chair for eating a stupid snack bar the wrong way.
I don't understand how it's possible to hate tea. You're weird, Ashens.
not as a stereotype i can understand people who dont like tea in general its not because your British i just think it weird how a human can hate tea
Because tea is disgusting
+AgentTasmania i love you
It is literally leaf juice.
Hot water, and leaves...
Artificial tea flavor is Satan incarnate, or so I'm told
"Is there any that isn't tea flavoured?"
- And englishman asking the japanese.
Be glad that there wasn't any fish flavoured one. But then, that is something our Mr. Iron Stomach actually likes.
Second one was Cookie and Cream, third was "Japanese Strawberry" basically, fourth is "Adult Taste Green Tea" Japan has a habit of putting (adult flavor, adult's in products that have stronger flavors or are aimed at an adult audience for food, the one that confused me most was "adult milk" which after I had the whole "adult" thing explained to me, I stopped questioning it. Also for the record the Japanese word for breast milk is completely different.) Unsure why they crossed it out on the pack in English. Not entirely sure about the Apple one translation, as it seems that Shinshu is an older system for the provinces of Japan... Also, surprise, the Hazelnut one says "for adult tastes". Rum Raisin is after that. After the red bean one, (Can't say I'm a huge fan of あん myself) Due to how you held it, I can't really read it, but it's Raspberry. After the cheese cake one, Delicious Baked Sweet Potato.
I'm sure fifty other people have posted the translations and such. Not sure if my translations are 100% accurate, but I did my best.
Only two were tea.
You should blend all of them and then taste it;)
+ryann_williams
Will taste of tea. Stuart will love it.
how to end the universe
I eat Kit Kats like that to avoid sharing. Tremendous
Given that this is Nestlé, they must surely sell a "baby milk" flavour Kit Kat... or is that one only marketed in developing countries?
what the hell is baby milk? lol
Milk made out of babies. Duh
Proud to say that I was born next to where The Kit Kat was invented
This should be sent on Tv at a regular basis as an infomercial about different flavors and colors and how Ashens respond to them.
Stu the tartan one is shortbread.
isn't it illegal in Britain to not like tea?
Nah the only crime in Britain is to insult Islam
+daniel117100 Islam islame.
+Earl of Doom No but it's illegal to perpetuate stereotypes like you just did.
"some of them grossly incandescent"
They have Sunny D flavor?!
Thanks for making a kit kat video I love those :D
Japanese candy for the win
I'm guilty of the same thing as Stuart, too. I eat my Kit Kats the way he does too. I wonder if we're the only ones in the world to be guilty of eating Kit Kats in this way? LOL