12-Year-Old Harry Potter Sweets | Ashens
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It's massively expired Harry Potter sweets time! Featuring a chocolate frog and Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. And probably some bacteria of some kind!
"Punching the Chocolate Frog" sounds like a sexual euphemism.
I haven't laughed that hard at a RUclips comment in a long time - Thank you, Sir!
Ashens fists an edible amphibian after being disappointed by a train station.
British man fists frog to death after missing train.
As usual, the comments section never ceases to impress.
I'd argue that most amphibians are edible.
Matt Sharman lol
Zarbi Xii The book was better than the movie tbh.
these are older than Harry was in the first book
holy shit
MissAmazingZoe I love adventure time :D
These are about the same age as they would be on the year they were sold (2004), had they been made the same year as the story takes place (1992).
Uncle Explosion I thought it took place in the 194......
oh that's another book series.
PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS Mein Kampf
Ashens: If you wish to see a grown man punching, and being unable to penetrate, a chocolate frog.
tokega Ashens Crootlate: For when you need to remind yourself that an obviously good Marvel movie is obviously good and that an obviously hated DC movie is obviously hated.
i dunno, zepelli could also do that just fine
I can see the headline now: british youtuber fists frog to pieces for profit?
For the record I would be quite good at penetrating a chocolate frog.
For those who always wanted to see a gif of Stuart punching a chocolate
frog to death, your dream has come true!
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"What flavour bean did you get?"
"I got weaponised anthrax flavour"
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAA OMG ☣👅
Ashen in Hogwarts would be a very short book series.
"Yer a wizard, Stewart!"
"Oh sod off!"
MaxVultur lmao
Stuart, but yes. Stuart Ashen and the Failed Application.
If Stuart fought Voldemort he'd probably challenge him with a fake wand. (No, not the fake ones from Weasley Wizard Wheezes. I mean an actually fake one. A horribly sculpted twig.)
"Stuart Ashens and the Poundland Special"
This had me laughing out loud at 1:23am 😂😂
There's something surprisingly amusing about watching an adult man punch outdated chocolate.
Did you have 'Watch some English dude physically abuse a piece of frog-shaped candy' on your bucket list? Well, scratch it off.
IceHockeyJedi it was so hot
So hot it's cool?
IceHockeyJedi so cool its hot!
is it poptarts?
IT'S NOT POP TARTS!
Best drinking game: Watch Ashens videos and take a shot everytime he says "Slight hint of rot."
Or "what a world we live in"
Another shot when he curse in British
how to die of alcohol poisoning in a few short hours
Some people watching this are younger than these sweets
the really sad thing is I was once that 12 year old watching ashens and now I'm an actual adult.
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And some people are too old to watch any videos
Yes, I'm 12. This channel is GREAT!!!
@@warlord1873 hush, son.
I was six years old when the first book came out and I remember all this merch. I remember going to the local WB store in the mall to buy this. I still have my old quidditch umbrella from 3rd grade in my car. I am old. You are old. We are all old and we shall turn to dust soon. I hear the void calling.
SofiaTheClaw Give Slepp your bones
First book came out when I was seven but I didn't hear anything about Harry Potter until I was at least ten...
Hello Darkness my old friend, I'm a twenty something bell end. I think I'm old when I'm young, self pity is such fun
We are the same age
Hello? Sofia? Void here, you left your childhood tat here, along with the coins you left in the sofa from all those years ago.
In 100 years these videos will be educational content about human lifestyles. This idea both appeals to me and terrifies me in equal measure.
Imagine. In 100 years they look back on the entertainment of these times, and this is what they find.
SDR2 Fan111 in 100 year's this video will be remade by Hollywood staring Tom Cruise. yes surprisingly Tom Cruise still is alive 100later and look the same
SDR2 Fan111 it's the comment section I'm worried about ...
Archaeologists will exhume Ashens to find out if he died of food poisoning.
And Chef Excellence will have become a god with a sacrificial cult.
I love the translations on the bean package. "Bertrum Butts Allsmakbønner"
Rokenroleg Alla smacker and Multismagsbønner are now my new favorite phrases
Ashen eating Mouldy treats is always my favourite thing to watch.
That's the thing about those "jelly bean" type candies - they get hard over the years, but stay edible otherwise.
Fun fact: Ashens actually created all of his videos in the late 2000s so his content could stay consistent
When he punched the frog it reminded me of the scene in the inbetweeners where neil punched the fish to death
The first few movies and the PS1 games were a big part of my childhood~
I can appreciate how the series grew with its audience, but the less serious more whimsical earlier instalments have always appealed to me more, the Chamber of Secrets is still my favourite!
Chamber of Secrets is also my favorite
Those damn squeaky shoes sounds, from on the Gringots Floor have never left me.
If I remember correctly, I think the chocolate frogs actually did taste kinda like cheap chocolate at the time, they weren't bad but they certainly had that hint of cheap chocolate.
esti romîn?
Do you think perhaps that chocolate frog might of somehow solidified itself over the years?
Now 31 cards? Now 3D cards? Now 31 carbs? Now 3D carbs?!
This is crazy I remember as a kid getting a ton of this stuff in my Christmas stocking as a kid. I also got a Harry Potter blanket, one of those disturbing vibrating broom sticks, and an action figure. P.S. Those frogs were terrible. And the cards DO have famous witches and wizards. Cliche enough I got Dumbledore, my brother got professor Mcgonagal if I remember correctly.
I'm pretty sure there was a bit of a scandal with girls using those vibrating broomsticks for other purposes.
Michael O'Brien yeah dude there was....They came in like this weird cardboard packing with a try me button on them. Im guessing my parents just never really thought anything about it. By the way, after writing that comment I checked out storage room and the broom is still in there 😂 I don't know what happened to my older brothers though. It may be in the attic. These came out around the holiday season of I think 02, or 03 I believe. I was 6 or 7 at the time. We saw Sorcerers Stone in cinemas, the movie and merchandise were huge Christmas items that year. This video is very nostalgic.
Ghost Certified you seen mike mozarts review of that broom? Mike mozart is amazing...
Channel Redefined I don't know if I've seen that particular video but I've seen some of his stuff. Dude the other day I found out he actually used to work for Disney. I was mind blown when i found out. Apparently he had a hand in Toy Story as well and was friends with the creator. Fitting for a toy collector haha.
SubliminalMinstrel damn really? I'll have to check eBay. We should have two of them. I just found mine in our storage room shortly after writing this comment. I'd say my older brothers is in the attic.
I'm slightly impressed you know Clannad. Just slightly though.
Hiilihankomies Is he talking about the band or the anime?
I thought he might mean baseball, hence the confusion
Hiilihankomies Loving the Clannad reference!
I was surprised too
It's probably the band he's talking about
PS. Clannad started as a visual novel (game).
That chocolate frog gave me SERIOUS flashbacks. I used to love these.
Bertie Botts Beans is the original Beanboozled challenge.
Good Dad, it feels like years since I last watched an Ashes video
When you gimme a fiver, your lord and saviour needs pizza
Jesus H. Christ quick question errrrrr how exactly where you born without marry having any sort of sex?????? Unless God banged her....than its impossible
I heard the H stands for Hitler.
@@quixotic4233 I told them I was only going out to get milk and cigarettes
@@quixotic4233 Nah, I just hate people with green skin, like witches
Poisonous hat is my favourite jellybean flavour.
"this will taste of dog poo that's been wiped on your grans corpse"
Had me fucking pissing myself mate haha
I love that the most replayed segment of this video is where you just falcon punch the choclolate frog
I love you and your channel so much. this franchise is close to me, born in 1997, grew up in a town it was filmed it - live in another one! very happy you did this! you always make me laugh and smile! x
That comment really was dire, Rhia!
The tomato flavoured ones were actually pretty nice when, you know, they were within date and still supposed to be edible
The fact that Ashens is still alive after the amount of these he has done surely means he is a wizard.
Wow it's a upload before midnight!!!
MotionlessIn White More like before 4 am lol
23:02 On a digital clock to be exact.
MotionlessIn White Midnight? I got this video during early evening! That's because I live in Canada.
wow its you
MotionlessIn White "it's AN, not A..."
Hermione references lol
The most powerful wizard of Clannad?
With the beans. I was expecting him to just get the bad ones then you can't tell whether they've aged terribly although just got the bad ones
Lemmy Kilmister flavour
Jakub Ejlak lemmy is a legend
Paigemay 316 Was*
Jakub Ejlak Is*. He still is.
Jakub Ejlak if anything in death it makes him a bigger legend jimi Hendrix for example
Well, I'm not sure about 12 years ago, but those current Bertie Botts flavors came out 10 years ago :) Because that's when I had my first box, and we were all gagging on vomit and praying for candy floss. It's because before that companies assumed that using chemicals to create "non-food" flavors would be unpopular (The things you learn from watching a Jelly Belly documentary).
I remember eating both of these as a kid, and collecting the cards. this video was a total nostalgia trip, thanks Ashens!
Thanks to a certain meme which will be in my head forever I wish everyone in the harry potter universe had Glaswegian accents
Domy Jonsy yer a lizard Harry!
The tomato made me puke as a child.
I need to make a looped version of Ashens feebly punching a chocolate frog repeatedly in frustration.
I don't know why but when I watch Ashen's review horribly outdated food I get hungry.
OMG I remember these!!! I used to trick my family in to eating the vomit and earwax ones lmao!
Yeaahhhh... how 'sweet' of you to do so
I can't wait for the one time where he opens something really old and a million insects crawl out
With all the off food stuffs Stu has tried, he could quite easily write a post apocalyptic dietary guide
British man fists frog to death after being disappointed by train station.
It's not Leviosa, It's Leviosaaaaaaaaah.
Chubb-R no it's leviosaaaaaar
Apoc Vulkax ahhhhhhh vingardium leviosaaaa😀
just a posh freddo
The OG Beanboozled gets to see the light of day
The way Ashens punches and cant actually break a chocolate frog makes this video.
love to hear you gag Stu. *PLEASE* more knockoff tech, bring it back.
thanks for the vids 🇬🇧
John Doe That first sentence is both sinister and perverse
stop, I'm blushing
We learn don't eat spoiled food. If you do, find your closet Brit to eat it.
I remember the tomato and carrot beans actually being quite good.
Bloody hell this takes me back.
I can watch Ashens eat 12 year old wizard candies off his couch while an animated Nyan Cat zooms across my loading bar.
Technology is amazing.
Hey Ashens, have you ever heard of this thing called *SLEEP?*
The copious amounts of cheap, poundland plastic has taken it's toll on Stuart Ashen. It has all melted into his bloodstream due to it's cheapness, leaving him unable to perform basic human functions such as: Sleep and Not shopping at poundland.
Stanley Pines Haha not shopping at poundland :D made my night
Hazerion His main job is as Batman, he sleeps in the day.
Sleep is for the weak
Wehiremonkeys Thank you for reminding me of that sh*tty joke Ashens made during one of his Lootcrate videos... that I think involved Captain Boomerang and Suicide Squad...
I actually started passing a package of Beanboozled jelly beans around when I was let go from a data entry job over the holidays for a subcontractor of Toys'R'us.
My boss at the time thankfully allowed it, under one condition: *Nobody was allowed to vomit*, so I couldn't just have them dive in blindly, and had to tell them which flavors they *could* get, that they are said to be quite accurate and make them pick the flavors they thought they can handle. (which resulted in only a few daring people going for the beans that *could* have been vomit.)
The original plan was to save the beans for April Fools Day, but I didn't stay that long, so I just brought them in as a parting gift. It still made for a good laugh when they pushed their luck and got vomit instead of... what was it, chocolate pudding? Or was that one matched with dog food? Can't remember.
I for one played it safe and picked Grass/Lime (I got grass) and Blueberry/Toothpaste (I got toothpaste), and I can confirm that those taste shockingly accurate - if a bit sweet in case of the grass, and two of my poor former co-workers assured me that vomit is also very accurate and that they had to spit the bean out right away and then wash their mouth out.
Ashens punching the frog gave me melee attacks in Overwatch flashbacks
"it's kind of horseradish or poisonous hat or something"😂😂😂
These could've very well been stolen from my 4th grade Easter basket
Harry Potter and the cursed child? I prefer Ashens and the game child
Harry Potter held aloft his magic wand and sung "20 years and my life is still, trying to get up that great big hill. Of hope, or whatever that means"
"Dog poo that's been wiped on your gran's corpse"
Damn, man
3:35 What the hell?? Ashens is a Hamon user?
MrOsuGamer sept this time he killed the frog.
I remember getting these and distinctly remember an earwax flavour that was so accurate I puked. I wished it was in this bag as it it lookes the same.
I'm slightly amazed that the chocolate frog survived being punched more than once. I have to wonder if it was that durable when it was fresh.
As a fan that grew up with the books from ages 7-13, Ashen's description of their steadily growing maturity and sadness ("by the 7th one, everyone's being slaughtered") is 100% accurate, and I would have laughed if I wasn't irreversibly scarred (haha 'scarred').
I bet Ashens is going to be on the toilet all night tonight.
EgoChip diarrhoea
lol surprised he didn't notice 'Bertie Botts' was written as 'Bertrum Butts' in one of the languages on the beans box. XD
Tozzywozzy01 Norwegian, I think. did it say 'allsmakbønner' after it?
I laughed my ass off when you started punching the chocolate frog.
Ahhh I remember these.... Bertie Botts in the cute red bag (later blue), Acid Pops, Blood Pops, Wizard Chocolate Coins in a little blue bag, and many other things.
I've never read any of the books or seen any of the movies.
I probably should at some point. They sound quite fun.
Are you English? because I think it's an actual crime in England to not read or watch HP.
Thank you ashens
i love how he decided to pound the crap out of the harry potter chocolate frog
I don't mind reading stage scripts, but honestly, I've had pain induced hallucinations more enjoyable than Cursed Child.
Expired more than 10 years ago? how do you even find these stuff??
Were you storing it for two decades?
2 decades? 10 years is one decade!
Baraa Modallal
In The Legendary Landfill of Regret.
Mint Mochi ebay
+Austin Buckner ...But why do you have that?
Saying that, I probably have sweets that expired yeaaars ago. I always like saving special sweets to the point they kinda go off slightly. Still, I get round to eating them like.... 5 years later ^^'
You don't seem to know what a decade is.
Do Jellybeans even have best before dates? I believe being told by quite a few people they never go off which might explain why the box has none.
They’re sweets not honey mate
"May the force be ever in your favor Mr Potter" -Gandalf
"Platform 9 3/4... That's where you run a shopping trolley into and get magically transported to an extra platform that will take you to a Scottish wizard school." lmao
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Harry Potter and the endless hyperbole.
Harry Potter and the liquid farts.
Harry Potter and the unpaid gas bill.
Harry Potter and the rusty moped.
Harry Potter and the pyramid scheme.
Books coming later this year.
Right off the bat when he's "explaining" Harry Potter, it made me want to strangle him, there were so many different references in that and none of them matched!
I remember those Bertie Bott's beans. Not only were they really lame, all the """bad""" ones also had an exclamation mark on them, instead of the Harry Potter logo
😅more old food at last
Not notifications just on youtube all the time
The new choclate frogs are amazing
I used to love those old Harry Potter sweets. They also did these small chocolate bars that were a bit like Milky Ways except they were green inside and had popping candy on the top, they were really good. I also remember quite liking the horseradish jelly bean.
Did anyone notice that it said butts on the beans package. It also said bonner. I realize its a different language, but butts. Hehehe
My unboxing videos were taken down by RUclips.
I lost my job at the undertakers as well.
Lee Perkins awwww I love u baby boo bae X no homo
Best thing I've heard all week
"Well, it's lookin'... a bit froggy"
I used to buy the chocolate frogs regularly as a kid and I can confirm the chocolate wasn't good then either. I used to just give it to my sister and keep the cards.
Now that it's been 20 years, can we please admit that Harry Potter is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
I'm amazed this comment didn't mention the plagiarism accusations
I thought harry potter was garbage
Ashens any chacne you could review the chinese Tucano PSP clone "mp5 game player with build-in 10000 games"? it's only a GBA, GBC or NES emulator as far as i know but i wanna know if u can put more emus on it
Igor Welkenbach holy shit dude what the hell is your profile picture? And what are you doing here?
Igor Welkenbach by the way that's a very good question, I would love to see him check that
Its the Novorossiya flag. And i'm supposedly here to watch gadget reviews, what else?
I just watched a grown man fist a chocolate frog multiple times, just to start eating it, at around 3 AM
What a great time to be alive
In the first 26 seconds, ashens made Dwight Shrute’s hit list
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Argh! Don't scratch the lenticular bit! It's like nails down a blackboard for me. :(
You see, when i was in school, if you had those chocolate frog cards you were the real deal.
Your intestinal flora must be a marvel, Stuart
Voldemort did nothing wrong.
He failed to kill Harry, that was wrong
Misaki Mix - Anime Music his nose was shit, also he was a nazi
G U T S In a few generations, we shall dissolve all differences between wizards and muggles, by mixing together into a glorious homogeneous mudblood race. Remember, wizard: Hogwarts has always been a multicultural school, open to beasts, muggles and wizards alike.
No joke, I was obsessed with Harry Potter as a wee bab. I had a Harry Potter themed birthday party, and I remember having some of these as treats.
Watching a guy punch a chocolate frog and fail a few times on his sofa at midnight, what had my life come to... 😂
This is the second british man punching a frog that I've seen.