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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @starladthehedgehog7192
    @starladthehedgehog7192 5 лет назад +4217

    Macargo: *kills everything*
    Wobbufett: *kills everything but harder*

    • @memermemes4658
      @memermemes4658 5 лет назад +19

      Yes

    • @af4n
      @af4n 5 лет назад +43

      Wobbufet used Mirror coat

    • @traploli2214
      @traploli2214 5 лет назад +30

      Wobbufet: *uses super smash defense bubble to reflect*

    • @Therevengeforget
      @Therevengeforget 5 лет назад +16

      @@traploli2214 fox mc cloud: HIYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    • @MrDog-st4ru
      @MrDog-st4ru 5 лет назад +2

      #ThenewGameTheory

  • @a_random_lizard
    @a_random_lizard 4 года назад +2128

    Metagross: *has the intelligence of 4 supercomputers and smart enough to hide in Mr. Mime's force field*
    Also Metagross: *punches Camerupt*

    • @teun5500
      @teun5500 3 года назад +286

      he sacraficed himself, because he knew he has no chance of winning against the ghostes

    • @g_5022
      @g_5022 3 года назад +91

      He did it to save others

    • @azurneon
      @azurneon 3 года назад +93

      That is because it had to sacrifice itself to give time to the other Psychic Types for them to run away from the Ghost Types in the arena, Gengar and Dusknoir

    • @its_yourbedtime
      @its_yourbedtime 3 года назад +9

      Camerupt is ground type meteor mash is not very effective

    • @Zer0Main43
      @Zer0Main43 3 года назад +53

      I think metagross wanted to help his fellow psychic types have a chance at escaping the ghost types because same type pokemon seem to be same team

  • @Icalasari
    @Icalasari 6 лет назад +7548

    >Charizard's flames can melt anything
    >Glalie is so cold it can not be melted by any flame
    I AM SENSING A DIVIDE BY ZERO IF THOSE TWO MEET IN THIS FIGHT

    • @MrLuismancei
      @MrLuismancei 6 лет назад +737

      If those attacks collide, it would be a thermodynamic explosion

    • @JediJess1
      @JediJess1 6 лет назад +551

      actually, the temperatures that he mentioned glalie would have to reach is (as far as we can tell) physically impossible. you would have to surpass absolute 0 (0°k, -273.15°C, -459.67 °F)

    • @camoregrowfortifiedred1631
      @camoregrowfortifiedred1631 6 лет назад +122

      JediJess1 I was looking for that comment lol

    • @oz1078
      @oz1078 5 лет назад +236

      The immovablecwall meets the unstoppable force

    • @Karoku2100
      @Karoku2100 5 лет назад +228

      Here's the outcome: Both launch an ice beam/flame thrower at each other. When they clash, they create a wall of fire and ice that keeps stretching near-endlessly until both of them tire out. The clash would be so great, it'd be similar to how a star exerts so much force that it wants to expand, but is held down equally as much by its own gravity.

  • @sai2nay8261
    @sai2nay8261 4 года назад +660

    17:39 so nice of dusknoir for putting their souls back

  • @Goobere09
    @Goobere09 4 года назад +1197

    Machamp: *evolves*
    Also Machamp: *learns every martial art in 1 second*

    • @ErebusAbaddonAzrael
      @ErebusAbaddonAzrael 4 года назад +11

      Haha I used to use the app your profile is used by

    • @donalynlavarias7385
      @donalynlavarias7385 4 года назад +13

      do you mean: also Machoke: *learns every martial art in 1 second*

    • @Kambyday
      @Kambyday 3 года назад +17

      When machoke learns all the martial arts then it gets the ability to evolve and maybe that's what explains the trade thing because then it goes to another universe and after adapting to it(in one second I don't know how )it evolves

    • @moonsil362
      @moonsil362 3 года назад +14

      *I know kung fu*
      And karate....
      And Taekwando....
      And jiu-jitsu...
      And-
      *OK WE GET IT*

    • @Kambyday
      @Kambyday 3 года назад +4

      @@moonsil362 I know karate and a little bit of judo with some taekwando and learning martial arts

  • @coldcoffeegaming2798
    @coldcoffeegaming2798 3 года назад +2504

    "Samurott can draw its swords, cut down its opponent, and sheath its swords in the blink of an eye"
    Samurott: 70 base speed.

    • @WithrStorm
      @WithrStorm 3 года назад +36

      Yay wow thx for mentioning samurott you get shoutout

    • @Kid_Cat64
      @Kid_Cat64 3 года назад +19

      YEAHHHHHH TEAM SAMUROTT!

    • @red6069
      @red6069 3 года назад +7

      ...

    • @grandadmiralthrawn92
      @grandadmiralthrawn92 3 года назад +26

      TBF, Samurott probably can't move as fast because of its samurai armor, hence the 70 base speed. Once it attacks, though...

    • @Blackhatworks
      @Blackhatworks 3 года назад +1

      😂

  • @freaky_owl5833
    @freaky_owl5833 4 года назад +3663

    I love that Tyranitar is "immune to all attacks" but is 4X weak to fighting

    • @goodguyguan3412
      @goodguyguan3412 3 года назад +334

      I love that the video was based off of pokedex entries and not the actual game mechanics

    • @Emeralds60601
      @Emeralds60601 3 года назад +188

      I mean to be fair it did die to a fighting type sooooo

    • @The-Determined-Ninja
      @The-Determined-Ninja 3 года назад +129

      @@Emeralds60601 To be fair, it was only launched off the island, it didn't die 👀

    • @Emeralds60601
      @Emeralds60601 3 года назад +48

      @@The-Determined-Ninja ok then where did it land water or ground? Cause I'd say both landings wouldn't be ideal.

    • @Alchemicaldbd
      @Alchemicaldbd 3 года назад +26

      @@Emeralds60601 so godzilla if it lands in the water?

  • @generalratkinglord
    @generalratkinglord 3 года назад +272

    Consider this, Ditto probably used it's transformation ability to gain both Metagross' and Alakazams' intelligence, formulated its' own scenario, realized the most effective ability to survive, then used that being Magikarp.

    • @sorakira1956
      @sorakira1956 9 месяцев назад +3

      i mean this makes sense, its what some might say a failed attempt at cloning mew, so this dude being able to do this is entirely plausible, its not impossible but its kinda hard to pull if u can do this irl

  • @StarKnight54
    @StarKnight54 5 лет назад +1469

    Game: *has boundaries*
    Magikarp: Nah
    Ditto: Nah
    Alakazam: Nah

    • @Zixology
      @Zixology 5 лет назад +142

      Dusknoir straight up went to another dimension. It's disqualified too.

    • @onlyforcomments7760
      @onlyforcomments7760 5 лет назад +88

      He gave an x boundary, not a y or... other dimension boundary

    • @Nutellla
      @Nutellla 5 лет назад +10

      Every pokemon: nah

    • @comicsansstudio7449
      @comicsansstudio7449 5 лет назад +22

      @@onlyforcomments7760 But in the vid about the other animation with legendarys and mythicals they say the distirtion world is out of bounds, which is another dimension.

    • @brightestlight9462
      @brightestlight9462 5 лет назад +21

      @@Zixology i think because it went their voluntarily, and it's listed as it's own ability, it's fine as long as it comes back. using that dimension to avoid an attack is perfectly fine.

  • @spritelady4669
    @spritelady4669 6 лет назад +425

    "Archery is just dabbing before you kill someone." - Lockstin, 2018

  • @SteveNorwalt
    @SteveNorwalt 3 года назад +1057

    I don't know about winning overall, but Porygon's ability to move about freely in the data space would make it tough to get a hold of.

    • @yummydragon8533
      @yummydragon8533 3 года назад +92

      Metagross and Alakazam: *_tear apart cyberspace to shreds_*

    • @evam2351
      @evam2351 3 года назад +244

      Considering the battle royale was in a simulation, I bet Porygon straight up left the simulation

    • @AzureGreatheart
      @AzureGreatheart 3 года назад +136

      @@evam2351 “I don’t care if I get disqualified, I’m gettin’ outta here!”

    • @nadarith1044
      @nadarith1044 2 года назад +33

      @@evam2351 Might have simulated it a bit too well in that case

    • @phantoniam
      @phantoniam 2 года назад +25

      @@evam2351 a d i o s

  • @theonejackal89
    @theonejackal89 4 года назад +509

    I think to explain the Wailord Situation, I think he's more like a submarine. Wailord can fill itself with water, and that's how it sinks.

    • @grantm.9109
      @grantm.9109 3 года назад +50

      Interesting idea. That would make sense in the wild, sure, but what about when a trainer summons it on land?
      Also, I would guess that its weight must already account for it having water stored in reserves inside its body, since it's hard to imagine how else it could perform water-type moves on land without immediate access to water.

    • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
      @the_apotecary_from_tf2 3 года назад +15

      @@grantm.9109 It just ties rocks to it's body to stay on the ground

    • @freescape08
      @freescape08 2 года назад +9

      @@grantm.9109 Think of it as curb weight vs dry weight. It's most common to use curb weight, so that's how we imagine it, but dry weight makes more sense in specific cases, such as when one animal can hold more water than another of the same kind. You end up caring more about the bone density and muscle mass of the average than the mass of water it can hold.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 года назад +8

      I'd also like to mention, the pokedex measures weight not mass. It's not lighter than air because, presumably, it's being weighed on whatever the pokemon equivalent of earth is. Ever tried putting a helium balloon on a scale?
      I know it's just a funny pokemon video but some of the work is a bit off

    • @zixvirzjghamn737
      @zixvirzjghamn737 2 года назад +1

      @@Pihsrosnec that's because the data was gathered by kids

  • @apen3493
    @apen3493 5 лет назад +1972

    "wailord would reach the upper atmosphere, thus be disqualified for being out of bounds"
    Ditto: *falls from goddamn outer space*
    *WE HAVE A WINNER*

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 5 лет назад +85

      ah but he did come back

    • @jerevandewalle144
      @jerevandewalle144 5 лет назад +52

      That doesn't matter he was out same for alakazame and the ghosts

    • @foisopracurtir6389
      @foisopracurtir6389 5 лет назад +36

      @@jerevandewalle144 ... exept that gengar was just in subterrain and dusknoir could come back from another dimenssIon any time

    • @jarif1621
      @jarif1621 5 лет назад +38

      wasn't from outer space, just leaped over a mountain like the other magikarp

    • @williambarrantes1674
      @williambarrantes1674 5 лет назад +38

      Wailord died by Thunder, Pokemon who left and came back (Dusknoir, Gengar, Magikarp, Ditto) were all included in the finals, so I think leaving and coming back is allowed. The only one who didn’t is Tyranitar, but he didn’t come back, so Ditto does technically win

  • @impcityangel3245
    @impcityangel3245 4 года назад +908

    "Spiritomb is made of 108 evil souls." That explains Logan Paul being there. 15:46

  • @infinitydesu
    @infinitydesu 5 лет назад +1370

    Ditto won by transforming into the weakest pokemon?
    Badass.

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 лет назад +21

      Technically the Pokémon with the lowest base stat total is sunkern

    • @infinitydesu
      @infinitydesu 5 лет назад +52

      @@kylecampbell565 yeah, but sunkern at least has a decent movepool.

    • @BlancaGarcia-zr5lb
      @BlancaGarcia-zr5lb 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 5 лет назад +25

      Actually, magikarp is the strongest pokemon. They just hide it well.

    • @HaxMastr
      @HaxMastr 5 лет назад +19

      @@kylecampbell565 sunkern has been dethroned, it is now wishiwashi... not schooled

  • @luiginumbers6268
    @luiginumbers6268 3 года назад +635

    Glalie:can create temperatures lower than 0 degrees kelvin
    Scientists: Confused screaming

    • @alvis1218
      @alvis1218 3 года назад +38

      Yeah what happened there??? Error in calculation, or maybe impossible feat?

    • @KapsalonGroot
      @KapsalonGroot 3 года назад +44

      @@alvis1218 pokemon logics

    • @Solarcultist1401
      @Solarcultist1401 3 года назад +4

      @@KapsalonGroot I meaaan you arent wrong-

    • @Johncornwell103
      @Johncornwell103 3 года назад +23

      Actually colder temperatures than absolute zero is possible and actually easy to achieve at the scale of quantum physics.
      Then again temperature doesn't really have an exact definition in that scale of the universe.

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 3 года назад +5

      @@Johncornwell103 well, "easy to achieve at the quantum level" usually means "totally impossible on pretty much any other scale", so... yeah, this is dumb as hell.

  • @StateBlaze1989
    @StateBlaze1989 5 лет назад +427

    Imagine a creature evolving in such a way that its heart can't function on its own, and now has to constantly bounce to give the heart a shock to keep beating. If you so much as tried to pick this thing up to hug it, it goes into cardiac arrest.

    • @viveklama9968
      @viveklama9968 4 года назад +24

      Sharks drown if they stop swimming... so yea, evolution sucks for some species

    • @raym.7271
      @raym.7271 4 года назад +1

      Vivek Lama not all sharks tho

    • @thel-same2953
      @thel-same2953 4 года назад +1

      Nothing evolves into spoink.😐

    • @StateBlaze1989
      @StateBlaze1989 4 года назад +8

      @@thel-same2953 I mean actual evolution, not pokemon evolution.

    • @markyd6013
      @markyd6013 4 года назад +1

      TheDancingMoonFoxy I guess he really died

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 5 лет назад +1304

    It's amazing how a lot of pretty weak pokemon in-game would be insanely deadly in the real world

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 года назад +8

      Yep

    • @priestesslucy
      @priestesslucy 4 года назад +94

      They're all monsters. Anything that's not an immature less than fully evolved form is going to be incredibly dangerous.
      Even a machop can kill a grown man pretty easily

    • @TheDaltonius
      @TheDaltonius 4 года назад +12

      Fortnite style
      Me: I am pretty sure Pokémon have far more power than humans with guns and ability to build stuff

    • @kaushiktrijal
      @kaushiktrijal 4 года назад +4

      Imagine Groudon

    • @drdoofenshmirtz1988
      @drdoofenshmirtz1988 4 года назад +1

      OK so snom The Pokémon is deadly

  • @TricolorJester1
    @TricolorJester1 5 лет назад +697

    Ditto turned into the igglybuff that bounced out of our atmosphere then became magikarp to survive re entry

    • @literaltrash-bag7588
      @literaltrash-bag7588 5 лет назад +40

      That would make a lot of sense, but igglybuff flew out of orbit

    • @TheReptain
      @TheReptain 5 лет назад +44

      Maybe ditto transfered into deoxys and watched the battle royal with popcorn and then he saw his chance to win this battle and make a magicarp trickshot

    • @Sazuyu
      @Sazuyu 5 лет назад +1

      Out off bound

    • @erickpacheco36
      @erickpacheco36 5 лет назад

      TheReptain That would be cool but remember this battle royale is for non-legendary and non-mythical Pokémon

    • @stormanator01
      @stormanator01 5 лет назад +2

      @@erickpacheco36 ditto isnt a legendary or mythical. He would just simply transform into a deoxys and fly in space waiting for his moment

  • @propernoun2028
    @propernoun2028 3 года назад +298

    Electivire: *kills every water type*
    Water+ground Types: *_we never existed_*

    • @0ofambagon0ofambagon70
      @0ofambagon0ofambagon70 3 года назад +18

      Insert gastrodon and swampert

    • @anastasiskanellopoulos740
      @anastasiskanellopoulos740 3 года назад +14

      @@0ofambagon0ofambagon70 Quagsire?

    • @fluffy698
      @fluffy698 3 года назад +25

      It would have been really funny for Quagsire and Gastrodon to just chill there during Electivire's lightning storm.

    • @gigniga
      @gigniga 2 года назад +4

      whiscash?

    • @m.abdllah6195
      @m.abdllah6195 2 года назад

      Seismitoad

  • @bigboybertha4549
    @bigboybertha4549 5 лет назад +512

    While I don’t think it would WIN, I think shedinja’s whole “When you look at the hole in its back it takes your soul” thing would help it out.

    • @squirtleislife1312
      @squirtleislife1312 5 лет назад +39

      He can at least kill machamp with no effort

    • @Shadoboy
      @Shadoboy 5 лет назад +75

      @@squirtleislife1312 Also one of the few that could kill Tyranitar. Though the thing is that it doesn't move...
      HOWEVER, a smart Poke like Alakazam or Metagross could go around showing the Shedinja back at everyone they could find.

    • @squirtleislife1312
      @squirtleislife1312 5 лет назад +5

      @@Shadoboy probably could kill tyranitar, but I think shedinja is smart enough to kill the smart pokemon before they even try (he's immune to psychic moves since wonder guard)

    • @Predatornc1
      @Predatornc1 5 лет назад +3

      Meem Lord He could dish out damage but he could not take it.

    • @Shadoboy
      @Shadoboy 5 лет назад +7

      @@squirtleislife1312 true, though the battle is based more on the Pokedex data, and according to it, Shedinja just doesn't move- doesn't even breathe.

  • @ShadowAlex
    @ShadowAlex 5 лет назад +295

    18:42
    "No, it's Dark type, it's immune to Psychic"
    Two words
    MIRACLE EYE

    • @comicsansstudio7449
      @comicsansstudio7449 5 лет назад +17

      Sorry buddy, hate to be the bearer of bad news but youre gonna have to check your facts...
      Gardevoir cant learn Miracle Eye.

    • @ShadowAlex
      @ShadowAlex 5 лет назад +22

      I had Alakazam in mind when I made this comment and I'm pretty sure that he can learn it

    • @zoro59611
      @zoro59611 5 лет назад +6

      @@ShadowAlex I just played Platinum he learns it without using a tm

    • @Tethloach1
      @Tethloach1 5 лет назад +1

      Tyranitar wins because Machamp would likely get taken out unless alakazam orchestrates the whole fight to eliminate threats. gengar and dusknoir would be out of bounds. the smart pokemon would win if they play the odds out in their favor.

    • @jerevandewalle144
      @jerevandewalle144 5 лет назад

      No because alakazame would also be out of bounds with the telaport and he can't withstand the blast

  • @daltonlefler892
    @daltonlefler892 6 лет назад +377

    Ditto: *flings itself into the air as a Magikarp *
    Ditto: * transforms into a tyranitar*
    Every other Pokémon:(*insert exclamatory term here*)

  • @fanboygamer3e
    @fanboygamer3e 3 года назад +425

    This Magikarp fact is Canon, Goh and his Magikarp entered a jumping contest, and it literally flew into the stratosphere.

    • @TempestDacine
      @TempestDacine 2 года назад +68

      And came back half an episode later lol

    • @arttukettunen5757
      @arttukettunen5757 2 года назад +15

      They released this mobile game called "Magikarp Jump" some years back. It's good fun and still available lol. You cane imagine the heights they jump to

    • @Bangbanggooberblat69
      @Bangbanggooberblat69 2 года назад +7

      The dex entry was an understatement.

    • @unevennoble9363
      @unevennoble9363 Год назад +2

      And the weight needed TWO MACHAMP to carry it off the field, and one of the machamp got a cramp.

    • @McJethroPovTee
      @McJethroPovTee Год назад +2

      Pokemon Anime is not a judge for Pokemon Canon. Ash carried Nebby, nebby weighs so much.

  • @TheDomini
    @TheDomini 5 лет назад +481

    Mimikyu: *while entering looses its costume*
    Everybody: *dies*
    Mimikyu: what just happened?

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 5 лет назад +63

      Very clever that they did two Magcargo explosions, one took off its disguise, the second killed it.
      Otherwise its gg.

    • @thatgigiguy6473
      @thatgigiguy6473 5 лет назад +11

      When Yveltal Dies... Everyone Dies...

    • @solstice5103
      @solstice5103 5 лет назад +4

      *Insert Kirby Victory Theme Here*

    • @mintyplayz4626
      @mintyplayz4626 5 лет назад

      「Sex Pistols Act 4」 haha

    • @kajetanlaskowski9804
      @kajetanlaskowski9804 5 лет назад

      But is mimikvu mithical ?

  • @slippyy6742
    @slippyy6742 5 лет назад +811

    Wait, if Diglet can go into the ground at the speed of light and Infernape is faster than every Pokémon, is he faster than the speed of light?

    • @titansquid249
      @titansquid249 5 лет назад +45

      Uhh it's dugtrio

    • @bdp4
      @bdp4 5 лет назад +61

      It is talking about combat reactions, not faster than dugtrio.

    • @bdp4
      @bdp4 5 лет назад +12

      @ScS 32 Dialga and Celebi, being the ones who have power over time travel, say no.

    • @raulgj270
      @raulgj270 5 лет назад +27

      @@bdp4 Dialga have the ability to control time and Celebi to travel in it, but they can't control the speed which something travels with unless Dialga, i dunno, cancels its time, so, if Dugtrio could go at the speed of light, he could travel into the future (only future) as relativism says and Dialga would have to deal with it

    • @fork-man
      @fork-man 5 лет назад +7

      Combat speed is different from travel speed

  • @momsforseti
    @momsforseti 5 лет назад +643

    "Eventually, Igglybuff stopped thinking"

    • @notmenotme281
      @notmenotme281 5 лет назад +10

      yes

    • @lisabilby2006
      @lisabilby2006 5 лет назад +8

      @@notmenotme281 heh heh... muhehhaha.. heHEHEHEHEHAHAHA ZA-(spoiplers)

    • @notmenotme281
      @notmenotme281 5 лет назад +1

      Lisa Frazer hando

    • @jellosoap9342
      @jellosoap9342 4 года назад +9

      It appears that our Pokémon are the same type of Pokémon.

    • @doov3537
      @doov3537 4 года назад +5

      Next time I obtain an IgglybuffI'm naming it Kars, a Togepi Wamuu, and a Pichu Esidesi

  • @plasmakitten4261
    @plasmakitten4261 4 года назад +534

    The one problem with what happens is that if Dugtrio was actually spontaneously travelling at the speed of light the result would be its instant atomization in a massive nuclear explosion.

    • @CB0Otz
      @CB0Otz 3 года назад +68

      To be fair it doesn't really need to dig that fast to avoid the explosion.

    • @knux7468
      @knux7468 3 года назад +3

      @Deathbychocolate but wouldn't it be killing itself?

    • @azurneon
      @azurneon 3 года назад +19

      @@knux7468 That's what they said: a normal human can't withstand the speed of light, and, if we're talking about Dugtrio's composition, size, and many more factors, it wouldn't be able to survive its own travel speed... But, hey: this is Pokémon we're talking about so...

    • @Sleksin
      @Sleksin 3 года назад +31

      @@azurneon Most of these pokemon would die under the stress of their own abilities if we assume they work remotely like actual physical matter, but generally having the ability means being able to withstand it, unless specific otherwise. Granted, near instant acceleration to/from the speed of light is one of the most extreme things shown here.

    • @azurneon
      @azurneon 3 года назад +4

      @@Sleksin If we assume they work like physical matter, then, yes, they'd die by reaching that high amount of speed

  • @natekite7532
    @natekite7532 5 лет назад +215

    I love the random careless superlatives.
    "Impervious to any attack!"
    "Faster than any Pokemon!"
    Great way to break common sense

  • @ProfDragonite
    @ProfDragonite 4 года назад +691

    "Pokemon are insane. And stupid!"
    And that is why we love them.

    • @ongaden5342
      @ongaden5342 4 года назад +1

      No

    • @schadenfruede0675
      @schadenfruede0675 4 года назад +3

      Professor Dragonite *If thats so then I’m a pokemon* except I am the least loved pokemon out of all 5 realms

    • @donttrustnoone3921
      @donttrustnoone3921 4 года назад +8

      @@schadenfruede0675
      So... You're Simisear?

    • @demolisherman1763
      @demolisherman1763 4 года назад +3

      Would like but your at 69

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 года назад +1

      @@donttrustnoone3921 Ohhh that's right Simisear was the most disliked Pokemon XD

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 4 года назад +2177

    Machamp's punches are actually more rapid than Star Platinum's. Yes, even without the four arms.

    • @peixearrombado
      @peixearrombado 4 года назад +160

      But he still cant stop time... thankfully

    • @calibvr
      @calibvr 4 года назад +70

      are they faster than light? no. and can he stop time? no.

    • @Botassiumm
      @Botassiumm 4 года назад +56

      @@peixearrombado he has watch jojo, he was saying machamp can’t stop time

    • @atmylimitrgggh
      @atmylimitrgggh 4 года назад +14

      Well actually...............................
      idk but star platnium is faster

    • @ridiculousvic6324
      @ridiculousvic6324 4 года назад +28

      Plus im pretty sure Star Platinum can’t punch someone 4 miles away

  • @snailmail6831
    @snailmail6831 2 года назад +46

    It would have be neat to see Shedinja be an absolute terror by sucking up souls and being impervious to attacks until he gets obliterated by a pebble.

  • @ArunaUtd
    @ArunaUtd 5 лет назад +474

    But if Magikarp fell from that high, isn't he out of bounds? Thus disqualifying him?
    Still a brilliant collab.

    • @erikaz1590
      @erikaz1590 5 лет назад +67

      Well most of the currently popular battle royales punish you for being out of bounds, but don't immediately kill you. So I suppose if we're going by those kinds of rules, as long as you get BACK into the arena before the match is over, it counts. XP

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 лет назад +17

      And alakazam was in space for a while

    • @yoyoshi8079
      @yoyoshi8079 5 лет назад +24

      I’d say that the out of bounds region doesn’t necessarily count the y-axis

    • @toastsensei2063
      @toastsensei2063 5 лет назад +6

      The fact that magicarp actually survived the fall boggles me. Falling from that height would mean that he legitimately would fall to the ground incredibly fast, thus making him either combust or die upon falling.

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 лет назад +14

      I asked terminalmontage on tumblr and he said this
      “The out of bounds thing was a bit of miscommunication I think. To me, Tyranitar lost because he was thrown out to sea. He can’t be harmed by any sort of attack but I thought he’d just drown out there. Alakazam was high up in the atmosphere but I drew him right on the edge of it because I thought it looked cooled. Maybe he could breathe, or with his amazing psychic powers figured out a way to chill up there for a bit while technically not being in space.”

  • @Binks129
    @Binks129 5 лет назад +834

    Machamp can punch at blinding speeds, 1000 punches in 2 seconds
    Can’t learn Mach punch......

    • @prozierozie5692
      @prozierozie5692 5 лет назад +39

      I still dont get why Machamp cant learn Mach Punch.

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 4 года назад +4

      XD

    • @fajaradiputra8545
      @fajaradiputra8545 4 года назад +29

      @@prozierozie5692 maybe because the punch is faster than 1 mach

    • @colonel2560
      @colonel2560 4 года назад +2

      Or Extreme Speed xd

    • @laprasrules12
      @laprasrules12 4 года назад +9

      @@prozierozie5692 it would be so strong, it would kill the pokemon and its friends and family in 1 punch faster than you can even say Mach Punch again

  • @spdxgames1007
    @spdxgames1007 5 лет назад +169

    Ditto turns into Alakazam/Metagross: Aw yeah. Big brain time.
    Turns into fish and jumps into atmosphere

    • @josesvideoes
      @josesvideoes 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @n0dash18
      @n0dash18 4 года назад +5

      What if it did turn into Alakazam and/or Metagross and figured out that the best way for it to win would be to turn into Magikarp?

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 года назад

      N0 Dash 1
      That would actually make sense, although that wouldn’t explain why Alakazam didn’t try to kill the big threats earlier: Magcargo would need to die, as would Gengar

    • @amitagogineni4907
      @amitagogineni4907 4 года назад

      No Dash1 you are awesome I liked you

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 4 года назад

      @@n0dash18 . . . pretty sure that's what he meant

  • @Xavagery
    @Xavagery 3 года назад +318

    I like how certain lower-tiers are canonically way too OP

  • @ldangerous1791
    @ldangerous1791 4 года назад +873

    When Muk uses Toxic, it’s replying to someone saying “I’m getting married!” Muk responds: “The meaning of marriage is so deeply rooted in patriarchy and gender inequality that-“ **freezes**

    • @Pikalover-fd8cg
      @Pikalover-fd8cg 4 года назад +9

      SkyVonGaming & StarryNightGames yeah I saw that

    • @lovecoloredmasterspark
      @lovecoloredmasterspark 4 года назад +88

      Basically people on twitter:

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 года назад +10

      Twitter be like:

    • @brittanynguyen3794
      @brittanynguyen3794 3 года назад +17

      My response is CONGRATS but if I were attempting to be toxic all I’d say is “don’t pay too much for weddings, they’re usually all about money.”

    • @kiramortwilson7411
      @kiramortwilson7411 3 года назад +9

      @brandon Nguyen - how is that toxic tho? It’s accurate as hell. XD

  • @bldhf
    @bldhf 5 лет назад +1158

    Wait... -233 Kelvin?
    But uh, 0 Kelvin is absolute zero...
    That breaks the laws of physics uh oh

    • @VyktriBell
      @VyktriBell 5 лет назад +201

      Welcome to pokemon

    • @coulgye7566
      @coulgye7566 5 лет назад +70

      @@VyktriBell but you can't go lower than that, and it's not pokemon that says it, its this channel... srsly that's basic chemistry

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 5 лет назад +68

      Pokemon are magic they do break science

    • @AC-fl1le
      @AC-fl1le 5 лет назад +3

      Rumors say that Glalie was the insperation for something I am making

    • @ultatack6020
      @ultatack6020 5 лет назад +4

      Btw where is laiden frost effect preventing glaile from instant freezing?🥶

  • @donaldpetersen2382
    @donaldpetersen2382 5 лет назад +228

    Can Ditto obtain higher intelligence from transforming into Alakazam? Ditto is really just a pg demon, or maybe a God.

    • @timvankoert7702
      @timvankoert7702 5 лет назад +15

      I just realized ditto can also transform into legendaries zo a god could be literal

    • @imlegos2153
      @imlegos2153 5 лет назад +9

      @@timvankoert7702 Well... Ditto's also supposedly a failed clone of Mew... so...?

    • @MythicMachina
      @MythicMachina 5 лет назад +6

      Arent like most pokemon basically gods? I'm not even talking about the actual gods and legendaries. Imagine of the games and shows them accurate to the pokedex.

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 4 года назад +1

      It's a failed clone of Mew. Mew can use every move possible. Ditto can use all the moves too, but only by transforming into something that can use them. It can only use transform in its natural state. In theory, all the Ditto could transform into Mew or Mewtwo and destroy everything. But after Mew and Mewtwo were killed, the ditto would eventually all forget how to transform into them. Ditto remember how to transform into a Pokémon that they've seen for a good amount of time, but they need to "resample" the Pokémon occasionally to keep doing it.

    • @MaelstromApostle
      @MaelstromApostle 4 года назад +1

      No. Ditto's transformation only changes shape, not ability. Mew on the other hand,

  • @Kuiper83
    @Kuiper83 4 года назад +258

    8:46 you know shit's going down when you start measuring temperature in negative kelvin

    • @Alan-wp9yn
      @Alan-wp9yn 3 года назад +40

      ah yes, just casually breaking the laws of thermodynamics.

    • @lavaavalon
      @lavaavalon 3 года назад +16

      casual twice below absolute zero

    • @STEPHENDANERD
      @STEPHENDANERD 3 года назад +9

      Fear not friend, negative Kelvin is possible! It just doesn't work like the video example, at all. We've achieved negative Kelvin, it's zero Kelvin we can't reach, and we technically cheat to get to negative Kelvin, by inverting energy states, polevaulting over 0 to avoid it's insanity (so that law is safe!), you get the idea. Then you realise negative temperatures are actually hotter than all possible positive temperatures, since energy will always flow from a negative to a positive... Science!

    • @GoldenSandslash15
      @GoldenSandslash15 3 года назад +7

      @@STEPHENDANERD How does that work? Zero kelvins is when the molecules slow down so much that they stop moving. So negative kelvins would be that they slowed down so much that they stopped moving AND THEN SLOWED FURTHER. I don’t see how that’s theoretically possible at all.

    • @STEPHENDANERD
      @STEPHENDANERD 3 года назад +3

      @@GoldenSandslash15 ruclips.net/video/yTeBUpR17Rw/видео.html Professor Moriarty will enlighten you!

  • @SlapMyBass3825
    @SlapMyBass3825 5 лет назад +390

    So what I got out of this is if I had Machamp, Electivire, Gengar, Gailee, Tyranitar, and Ditto in my party, I would not need a legendary pokemon to defeat anyone.

    • @DiegoG2004
      @DiegoG2004 5 лет назад +33

      If the PokéDex was literal, yes. Also, you probably mean Glalie

    • @not_haduken
      @not_haduken 5 лет назад +1

      SlapMyBass3825 I have a question. Who is the lightest Pokémon I just wanted to know

    • @DiegoG2004
      @DiegoG2004 5 лет назад +2

      @@not_haduken Wailord is lighter than air (speaking of density)

    • @misterghoul9457
      @misterghoul9457 5 лет назад +5

      @@not_haduken ghastly, haunter, flabebe, cosmog, kartana are all 1kg or 2 lbs

    • @steponkusceponas4085
      @steponkusceponas4085 5 лет назад +1

      It's glalie, not gaylee

  • @erich_ika
    @erich_ika 4 года назад +154

    08:52. everyone gangsta til Glalie reaches negative Kelvin and surpass the cold limit

    • @amazingkool
      @amazingkool 4 года назад +9

      There is no such thing as cold, which is why absolute zero is complete lack of heat. Heat is just movement of particles, when there is no movement, that is absolute zero. You can't have less than zero movement.

    • @peixearrombado
      @peixearrombado 4 года назад +7

      @@amazingkool sO yOu cAn sTOp tIMe?!?

    • @pipduck2478
      @pipduck2478 4 года назад +1

      @@peixearrombado yes

    • @Ailyndah
      @Ailyndah 4 года назад +2

      Wait would that destroy the universe

    • @zimNvgcatsfan
      @zimNvgcatsfan 3 года назад +1

      Actually, it might. Scientists have actually been able to bring atoms below absolute zero. They still don't move and have zero energy but exhibit strange properties, such as not dissipating despite having negative pressure.
      This weird kind of matter could be the answer to everything from dark energy to 100% efficient heat engines, or even "strange matter," the super-stable cousin of regular matter found in neutron stars.
      There's a Kurtzigeit on strange matter, but basically, it's infectious and could destroy everything it touches as it lowers matter to an even lower and more stable energy state.

  • @cylasbreakdown6140
    @cylasbreakdown6140 6 лет назад +331

    Charizard’s flame or tyranitar’s armor?

    • @Caesar_Sandwich
      @Caesar_Sandwich 6 лет назад +7

      cylasbreakdown tyranitar

    • @Kewkky
      @Kewkky 6 лет назад +19

      Tyranitar isn't metal though, so charizard's flame is 50/50 on whether or not it can melt him. Although considering his entry saying he's attack-proof, chances are looking like he's immune to Charizard's flames.

    • @cylasbreakdown6140
      @cylasbreakdown6140 6 лет назад +50

      Charizard’s flame can melt anything, but Tyranitar can withstand any attack. I’m wondering which takes priority.

    • @jamaldavis831
      @jamaldavis831 6 лет назад

      cylasbreakdown. Charizard

    • @RevengedSevenfold
      @RevengedSevenfold 6 лет назад +27

      I think in this instance Type would take the next priority. With that being said, Rock resists Fire. Tyranitar beats Charizard.

  • @Le_Vernes
    @Le_Vernes 3 года назад +94

    "Bork. Attack." this is the greatest sentence any human has ever spoken

    • @SammyPlayzRoblox
      @SammyPlayzRoblox 3 года назад +3

      That was actually satisfying not gonna lie

  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames 4 года назад +330

    "Archery is just dabbing before you kill someone."

  • @directorkrennic129
    @directorkrennic129 4 года назад +527

    Didn’t someone do the math and find that Lanturn emits enough energy to annihilate the known universe?

    • @Anidiot69
      @Anidiot69 4 года назад +6

      Hey Krennic Lanturn’s not a moon

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 4 года назад +39

      Here's maths
      old.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/62zfph/move_aside_pokedex_magcargo_gardevoir_and_machamp/

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 года назад +14

      Of course you'd be interested in such power, Director.

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 4 года назад +12

      so what you're saying is Lanturn is the next death star?

    • @notarealperson8956
      @notarealperson8956 4 года назад +28

      @@protonjones54 No, going by those numbers Lanturn is up there with the upper echelons of comic book gods and surpassed by only conceptual level characters.

  • @Gigas0101
    @Gigas0101 4 года назад +155

    Ditto became Xatu, saw the best possible future, and followed it through.

    • @SammyPlayzRoblox
      @SammyPlayzRoblox 3 года назад +2

      Ditto isn’t smart enough to do that

    • @yummydragon8533
      @yummydragon8533 3 года назад +18

      @@SammyPlayzRoblox yes. But Xatu is. So, if ditto gets in front of a Xatu, it will win.

    • @SammyPlayzRoblox
      @SammyPlayzRoblox 3 года назад +2

      @@yummydragon8533 fax

    • @garrenstevison9005
      @garrenstevison9005 3 года назад +7

      My man really pulled a Doctor strange

  • @zackattack679
    @zackattack679 3 года назад +86

    Funny rewind moments
    11:49 Very nice of tyranitar to put that mountain back
    13:03 I guess it decided it was better that the pokeball stayed in the bush.
    15:48 Well, I guess it recaptured the evil souls. World saved.
    16:23 Mime pokemon was so frightened he spammed the shield
    17:38 It didn't like how they tasted, so it put them back.

  • @nimi_dahav
    @nimi_dahav 5 лет назад +172

    Dex Logic: Magikarp can jump over mountains, but can only jump 7 feet...
    What kind of mountain did they test this on?!

    • @BigAL_9_9
      @BigAL_9_9 5 лет назад +4

      Nimi Dahav they should have put greninja or x or y monsters, or gyarados

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 лет назад +16

      It says OLD magikarp can jump mountains. I’m guessing the 7 feet thing is for younger magikarp

    • @shyguyrocks1
      @shyguyrocks1 5 лет назад +1

      In Let's Go, the thing could literally jump into the atmosphere in the animation

    • @ninjathis3009
      @ninjathis3009 5 лет назад +6

      I had always interpreted Magikarp's Dex entry as being able to "Jump over mountains over time", rather than all at once.
      Kinda like Salmon swimming up waterfalls to their breeding grounds.
      But I like this more honestly. Fits the weirdness of Pokemon more.

    • @LethalCompanyTelevision
      @LethalCompanyTelevision 5 лет назад

      MT.Hill

  • @zoz7552
    @zoz7552 5 лет назад +151

    Oh god
    I’m stuck in a loop
    I watch the animation it tells me to come here
    I watch this
    It tells me to go to the animation

    • @luizbezerra4373
      @luizbezerra4373 4 года назад +25

      Now you know how that Igglybuff felt

    • @british_guy862
      @british_guy862 4 года назад

      Luiz Bezerra and (JoJo Spoiler) Diavolo

    • @treemannick2969
      @treemannick2969 3 года назад

      It seems like your in a paradox my friend

  • @hailedspace25
    @hailedspace25 6 лет назад +1326

    When's the *DLC* coming out?

  • @greybannana
    @greybannana 3 года назад +37

    17:37 dusknoir: oh man now I feel bad, have your souls back.

    • @mr.j8511
      @mr.j8511 7 месяцев назад +1

      You can also have your shield back

  • @titansquid249
    @titansquid249 5 лет назад +282

    tyranitar: *Mountain*
    machamp: *punch x1000*
    *Tyranitar used fly!*

    • @AC-fl1le
      @AC-fl1le 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @flooplesmooples
      @flooplesmooples 5 лет назад +1

      I edited the comment so it won’t make sense

    • @AC-fl1le
      @AC-fl1le 5 лет назад

      @@flooplesmooples you ruined the joke

    • @skinat_3372
      @skinat_3372 5 лет назад

      Machamp pulled a jojos reference

    • @AC-fl1le
      @AC-fl1le 5 лет назад

      @@skinat_3372 not you too

  • @gaffecaffe7638
    @gaffecaffe7638 6 лет назад +268

    At first i thought Dunsparce would win, but then i remembered that legendaries aren’t included

  • @ardent-ace27
    @ardent-ace27 5 лет назад +574

    so what i'm hearing is... if you want to defeat a pokemon,
    *_YEET_*

  • @fluttermorp
    @fluttermorp 4 года назад +214

    "gengar and dusknoir are the ultimate ghost-type pokemon" ah yes. pmd

    • @ca4360
      @ca4360 3 года назад +9

      What's pmd?

    • @dr_yeet9399
      @dr_yeet9399 3 года назад +57

      @@ca4360 Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, in the first and second games the villains for a majority of the time are actually a Gengar in the first game and a Dusknoir in the second. So not gonna lie seeing them team up in this animation is quite cool.

    • @Groog01
      @Groog01 3 года назад +1

      Dusknoir is probably my favorite ghost type and one of my favorites overall, so seeing get this far was nice

    • @fluttermorp
      @fluttermorp 3 года назад +3

      i dont remember what i intended to say with this reply 👍

    • @cdg670
      @cdg670 2 года назад

      @@fluttermorp Been there, it's quite bafflig when that happens. xD

  • @logicaleman
    @logicaleman 5 лет назад +220

    Glalie, so powerful it can break the laws of the universe and reach a temperature below absolute zero.

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 5 лет назад +1

      logicaleman absoluter zero

    • @SCrafter1234
      @SCrafter1234 5 лет назад

      Negative numbers do exist right?

    • @logicaleman
      @logicaleman 5 лет назад +2

      @@SCrafter1234 The Kelvin temperature scale bases it's zero as the temperature where all movement of particles stop. This is the coldest temperature possible in the universe. Hence the name Absolute Zero.

    • @SCrafter1234
      @SCrafter1234 5 лет назад

      Just add some ice, that'll make it colder

    • @al_scheep
      @al_scheep 5 лет назад +1

      that'd probably split atoms, wouldn't it? it'd be like the most powerful bomb combined with the coldest possible ice storm

  • @justsomekirbowithoutamusta1852
    @justsomekirbowithoutamusta1852 5 лет назад +1467

    Alakazam: 2500 (or 5000 idfk) IQ and can only say his own name.

    • @salti_killed_himself
      @salti_killed_himself 5 лет назад +147

      And know only 4 moves

    • @quinntompkins3669
      @quinntompkins3669 5 лет назад +196

      Intelligence doesn't give him complex vocal chords

    • @deathxanamon7211
      @deathxanamon7211 5 лет назад +98

      Dolphins are incredibly intelligent and yet they can't speak

    • @rubivilo8721
      @rubivilo8721 5 лет назад +74

      @@quinntompkins3669 so what about meowth, who learnt human language, and im sure his IQ isnt over 9000

    • @alexp6667
      @alexp6667 5 лет назад +62

      @@rubivilo8721 Thats anime Meowth and he did it as a way to impress a girl

  • @adrianalmonte5337
    @adrianalmonte5337 5 лет назад +240

    *Arena has no boundaries*
    Tyrannitar: Hold my beer

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 3 года назад +22

    Lets just be honest. Ditto wins more than anyone else, because they can just BECOME anyone else. And pokedex entries don't say anything about them being unable to transform back a battle, or transform while already transformed. They also love making eggs apparently, but that is unrelated to this pokescientifically accurate video.

  • @user-bq4fx3cg6b
    @user-bq4fx3cg6b 6 лет назад +554

    Perish song is used, killing 95% of the Pokémon there.

    • @Rotom2304
      @Rotom2304 6 лет назад +51

      Anything with ultra hearing yes, but I'm sure there's a deaf pokemon or two

    • @emc246
      @emc246 6 лет назад +103

      Rotom2304 kommo-o, and other Soundproof Pokemon.

    • @kanakokasugazaki5787
      @kanakokasugazaki5787 6 лет назад +12

      Vei the NKCG One word Soundproof...

    • @scrubthegod780
      @scrubthegod780 6 лет назад +54

      Kanako Kasugazaki why did you think he said 95 he meant as if some Pokémon would survive

    • @ashtong1039
      @ashtong1039 6 лет назад +1

      Dog

  • @DavezinhoDDR
    @DavezinhoDDR 5 лет назад +148

    Terminal Montage should make a Mega Evolution Battle Royale. It would be crazy
    Edit1: Yes, Everyone included. Rayquaza, Charizard XY, Mewtwo XY. Even the primal ones if Lockstin approves

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 5 лет назад +15

      rayquaza wins

    • @thehappydudepersontdm8727
      @thehappydudepersontdm8727 5 лет назад +3

      opinion yup.

    • @popslyme4280
      @popslyme4280 4 года назад +2

      @@justanothercommenterwithan9089 Rayquaza would be ban. It was ban from the Uber tier (A list for already ban pokemon); what makes you think it would be in a Mega Evolution Battle Royale?

    • @Febo2310
      @Febo2310 4 года назад +3

      @@popslyme4280 Cause he have a mega evolution lol

    • @MaelstromApostle
      @MaelstromApostle 4 года назад

      What if there was a mega mymikyu? Wouldnt it have the highest stats cause it just kill them by looking at them?

  • @rubixtheslime
    @rubixtheslime 5 лет назад +147

    Porygon-Z could have taken out Metagross in no time. Destroying computers is the one thing it's good at.
    Alternatively if Porygon 2 reached Metagross and Z didn't, it could hide there until Metagross gets destroyed and promptly ditch him. Being a normal type it would also be immune to the ghosts (though can't do much to them either) bringing it to the top 5 at least. Call me a Porygon fanboy but I could definitely see it happening.

    • @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8
      @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 5 лет назад +4

      it can use shadow ball or something on them, maybe thunderbolt?

    • @tristanbowles7258
      @tristanbowles7258 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t underestimate their moveset they got something for everybody

    • @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8
      @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 5 лет назад

      @@mrmaster9875 It can, according to the dex, travel through dimensions(ultra space?), other planets(maybe even the vacuum of space or other hostile environments) and presumably cyberspace like normal porygon so if any electronic structures that survive it can technically survive any map sweeping moves but if all of them in the area are destroyed by the magcargo explosion or other reasons it will technically be out of bounds

    • @HaxMastr
      @HaxMastr 5 лет назад

      @@mrmaster9875 they dont actually go inside dusknoir, they're just taken to the spirit world, thus disquallified

    • @quertiywop5856
      @quertiywop5856 3 года назад

      Maybe Porygon could even control Metagross or help it survive until the end, then kill it and win.

  • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
    @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 3 года назад +33

    Gengar is one of my favorite pokémon. I just wonder why the Magikarp, Ditto and Alakazam didn't get disqualified as soon as they left the island, but other pokémon did.

    • @inkfernado9114
      @inkfernado9114 2 года назад +10

      they weren’t on the island but maybe they were floating just above it so they didn’t get disqualified?

  • @vbgvbg1133
    @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +673

    I don’t get it, why wasn’t there a metapod that survived just by HARDENING

    • @PhantomLacewing
      @PhantomLacewing 5 лет назад +3

      When

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 5 лет назад +49

      My guess would be its low mass causing it to be blasted off the island. But also you're joking. :P

    • @kylemiranda815
      @kylemiranda815 5 лет назад +21

      Harden only works for Physical hits not special hits, so it wouldn't survive the special moves uwu

    • @plushmoviestudios8004
      @plushmoviestudios8004 5 лет назад +2

      He's a bug, I don't think chiton can protect you from a shockwave, plus chiton if flamable

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain 5 лет назад +1

      Mirror Force

  • @zakd2124
    @zakd2124 6 лет назад +581

    Porygon-Z has "Extra-dimensional capabilities." So if Porygon-Z can manipulate higher dimensions, how could it possibly lose, couldn't it just maneuver around higher dimensions while the others are too busy moving one way through time? TIME MEANS NOTHING TO PORYGON-Z

    • @zombitynamo2998
      @zombitynamo2998 6 лет назад +5

      Zak D because i want

    • @josetrujillo2588
      @josetrujillo2588 6 лет назад +38

      He left the island, so its out x)

    • @zakd2124
      @zakd2124 6 лет назад +55

      I'd say he's still on the island, just in a different dimension of the island. Like he's there alright, but can't even be touched because he's just hanging out on the strings of the 9th dimension.

    • @numbug1234
      @numbug1234 6 лет назад +22

      At the very least, that could mean it could survive the big boom blast, which itself is a major advantage.

    • @DmitriasBehindTheWheel
      @DmitriasBehindTheWheel 6 лет назад +21

      "Who can hide the longest" isn't the point of a battle royale. There are several Pokemon that could just hide themselves away, like any of the diggers, but that doesn't really add to survivability in the given setting.

  • @porakiyadraekojin3390
    @porakiyadraekojin3390 5 лет назад +136

    Here's a twist, ditto wins everytime cause it turns into the winning pokemon.

    • @brandonhaviken4229
      @brandonhaviken4229 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah that’s what I thought too

    • @PaulSmith-od6dp
      @PaulSmith-od6dp 4 года назад +4

      With a choice scarf to always outspeed.

    • @knowledgeablsomething1993
      @knowledgeablsomething1993 4 года назад

      True

    • @npcmcishark7379
      @npcmcishark7379 4 года назад

      Someone might say that it then needs to know witch Pokémon wins in that simulation... but it can just turn into Xatu, see the future and THEN turn into the winning Pokémon.

  • @wileycoyote7481
    @wileycoyote7481 3 года назад +72

    That moment when you realize ditto could turn into eggxecute, then each eggxecute ditto egg could turn into individual eggxecute, then they repeat the process a few more times, then all of them could turn into a mass swarm of arceus'. *That's a lotta arceus.*

    • @heroofthewinds7765
      @heroofthewinds7765 3 года назад +9

      It would depend on if the ditto had seen Arceus, which is very unlikely

    • @SammyPlayzRoblox
      @SammyPlayzRoblox 3 года назад +7

      Ditto asexually reproducing as an execute would likely spring forth only more executes

    • @quertiywop5856
      @quertiywop5856 3 года назад +2

      But legends are banned.

    • @Develoge
      @Develoge 3 года назад +1

      Call back to the ditto chase in alola so it wold technically just transform into one

    • @Ashenboi
      @Ashenboi Год назад +1

      They would get exponentially smaller as it went along. I wouldn't be afraid of a swarm of any sized arcei

  • @CEAZON
    @CEAZON 5 лет назад +244

    8:35 "Muk used Toxic" I see what you did there.

  • @EduardoCastillo18
    @EduardoCastillo18 5 лет назад +718

    Magcargo:I guess I wo-
    Wobbufet: REVERSE CARD
    Edit: thanks 4 the likes. This is the most I’ve had

    • @CocaColaGrunt
      @CocaColaGrunt 5 лет назад +4

      Its just 200 lol

    • @kevinclement1533
      @kevinclement1533 5 лет назад +6

      Magcargo: I am... inevitable
      Wobbufet: And I am... Wobbufet
      *snap*

    • @fireshockgamer6734
      @fireshockgamer6734 5 лет назад

      Magcargo: I am .... Inevitable
      Wobbufet: Reality can be what ever i want.

    • @christianv.8448
      @christianv.8448 5 лет назад +1

      *insert Yugi vs Kaiba meme*

    • @M3G4T3RR4
      @M3G4T3RR4 5 лет назад +1

      Magic Cylinder - Trap - Normal
      effect: when an opponent's monster declares an attack: Target the attacking monster; negate the attack, and if you do, inflict damage to your opponent equal to its ATK.

  • @user-bq4fx3cg6b
    @user-bq4fx3cg6b 6 лет назад +808

    Fake. Absol would lose by having a heart attack.

  • @snowboard424
    @snowboard424 3 года назад +53

    Really wish they’d made an episode for each region. Would have been able to get way more players involved. Regardless the attention to detail and effort put in truly makes this a masterpiece

  • @nicksoulis3275
    @nicksoulis3275 6 лет назад +339

    I would love to see a similar video with the smash bros characters. But instead of basing it from their moves from smash, you should base it around their powers they have from their games (Like each cannon power they have not the ones from smash only). Kirby would be the winner probably.

    • @bodelicious6447
      @bodelicious6447 6 лет назад +10

      Kirby is goddamn tiny.

    •  6 лет назад +24

      True, but Kirby is canonically only 8 inches tall. I think Rosalina would probably win something like that, seeing as how she could basically just destroy the universe and kill everybody.

    • @RC-jv9tn
      @RC-jv9tn 6 лет назад +14

      Nah.
      Shulk, Ness, bowser, rosalina, sonic etc. could all defeat kirby handily if there at there peak.

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 6 лет назад +12

      I'd wait on that until Ultimate comes out. We don't have the full roster yet

    • @calebhoward7763
      @calebhoward7763 6 лет назад +12

      In terms of pure unadulterated power, Rosalina, Super Sonic, Shulk, Simon Belmont, and Ness wipe out the competition. However, there’s other factors to be taken into account, like speed and durability ignoring attacks, which is where Kirby comes into play, being faster than all the above (aside from maybe a peak Super Sonic, but Kirby beats base Sonic into the ground well before Sonic goes super) and has a myriad of abilities that ignore durability.
      Other characters have the abilities to win, like Bowser, Mewtwo, Dark Samus, Mega Man, Ganondorf, etc. but lack the speed to pull it off.

  • @paytonblankenship4145
    @paytonblankenship4145 6 лет назад +325

    I like how Glalie’s internal temperature is colder than absolute zero

    • @AlviKinROX
      @AlviKinROX 6 лет назад +50

      Payton Blankenship It makes molecules move backwards?

    • @fyazon7463
      @fyazon7463 6 лет назад +10

      @@AlviKinROX HMMMMMMMMMM 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @AlviKinROX
      @AlviKinROX 6 лет назад +5

      Milkquake JFK That’s the point

    • @vap0r372
      @vap0r372 5 лет назад +3

      @@milkquakee4679 r/wooosh

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang 5 лет назад +7

      I mean that might have been the wind chill temperature,
      Which also isn’t the actual air temperature either... still doesn’t make it make sense.

  • @6catsinanalley
    @6catsinanalley 6 лет назад +486

    Wouldn’t have Alakazam and Magikarp have been disqualifiedbecause they went out of bounds?

    • @TK_gaming05
      @TK_gaming05 6 лет назад +46

      They didn't go over the sky limit because they can't

    • @Wiggins-
      @Wiggins- 6 лет назад +53

      The ones that were disqualified due to going out of bounds were likely done so due to the inability to get back, whereas Magikarp, Alakazam, and Ditto most definitely did

    • @pmfieryflakes5749
      @pmfieryflakes5749 6 лет назад +6

      Actually they could. But they didn't because they didn't die outside the island

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 6 лет назад +1

      no thats about codes

    • @abfs5470
      @abfs5470 6 лет назад +4

      It’s because they willingly went out of bounds

  • @ghetis396
    @ghetis396 3 года назад +15

    Just want to note that Gardevoir's black hole thing is really just a doomsday device; the smaller a black hole is, the more quickly it loses energy to Hawking Radiation, so Gardevoir's power comes not from the extreme gravity of the black holes it creates, but rather the extraordinarily powerful improvised bomb that it's made

  • @raphaelhemery152
    @raphaelhemery152 6 лет назад +106

    I would consider Alakazam to be the most likely victor. His psychic powers and especially an unfathomable inteligence of 5000 IQ would allow it to deal with practicly any scenario. (The HD Reupload didn't chage my mind!)

    • @canthandlethislol
      @canthandlethislol 6 лет назад +6

      Raphaël Hemery Ditto though

    • @bagelpenguin6499
      @bagelpenguin6499 6 лет назад +6

      another weird thing, gengar is immune to ground (cuz levitate) and immune to normal type attacks (same with dusknoir) so GENGAR WINS MAH BOI

    • @aslan2010
      @aslan2010 6 лет назад +1

      Alakazam iq keep growing right
      So would it make so his brain explode??

    • @apexultimo
      @apexultimo 6 лет назад +6

      Bagel Penguin64 As of Gen VII, Gengar has Cursed Body, not Levitate.

    • @raphaelhemery152
      @raphaelhemery152 6 лет назад

      King Aslan Well, it's clearly alive. So if it does keep growing, then it has the body to withstand it.

  • @Brucedash
    @Brucedash 5 лет назад +541

    Wait...if Charizard’s fire breath can melt anything, then how did Ash from the anime survive it’s flames?

  • @bacchusnominus5251
    @bacchusnominus5251 4 года назад +189

    Just imagine what's going on in tyrannitars brain, when he is launched in to the sky. "oh finally i am an agile birdo"

  • @Fr1endly7
    @Fr1endly7 Год назад +2

    15:13 If Dustnoir travels to a pocket dimension to get away that should count as a disqualification, same thing with Alakazam exiting into space

  • @dragontamer1012
    @dragontamer1012 6 лет назад +41

    Oranguru's ability to command other pokemon should've allowed it to amass an army to fight against other pokemon.

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 6 лет назад +99

    "Gardevoir can create a small blackhole to protect its trainer"
    *Creates five skyscraper sized blackholes*
    *"A small blackhole"*

    • @Alex-kp5pq
      @Alex-kp5pq 6 лет назад +24

      The hole itself is tiny; it's just that you only see the event horizons.

    • @FyveElemental
      @FyveElemental 6 лет назад +1

      Alex thank you.

    • @eringreelish9608
      @eringreelish9608 6 лет назад +8

      Black holes themselves are the smallest thing in existence you do know. It’s just the event horizon that you see. Plus also normal black holes are gargantuan. Also yes it’s a coincidence that Alex and I have very similar words.

  • @PaperFlare
    @PaperFlare 6 лет назад +171

    Since you didn't include rules against them, I decided to find those pokedex entries for Mega-Evolutions to see if it put any of those Pokemon over the top. I'll only list special considerations:
    Mega Heracross: "Can lift 500x its body weight" - at 137.8lbs, it can now lift 68,900lbs of weight. Just an idea of that kind of power: it can prevent TWO space shuttles from taking off with its raw strength alone, and still have strength to spare.
    Mega Metagross: "Its intellect is vastly superior to its previous state. It is the combination of a metagross, a metang, and two beldum. If it knows it cannot win, it digs its claws into its opponents and counts down to a massive explosion." If it was one of the smartest pokemon before, it is now THE smartest pokemon. Supposedly it is so intelligent and vicious that any battle it is in is gruesome to watch. In addition, it has the power of 4 of the meta-line fused together, AND at the end of the day, were it to actually lose? It'll just try and force a draw, predator style.
    Mega Alakazam: "The red gem on its forehead allows it to foresee its opponents every move." Now in addition to its vast intelligence, it has PRECOGNITION. This alone makes Alakazam one of the most viable contenders for victory. The only flaw is that it loses so much muscle mass in its mega form that its heart would probably stop at any moment.
    Mega Gengar: "This pokemon exists in another dimension, awaiting a chance to strike at prey." As if striking ghosts wasn't difficult enough before, now it exists in its own dimension.
    Mega Gyarados: "It can move at mach speeds. It flies shooting jets of water out of the orifices on the sides of its body." Now we have a giant, flying, evil dragonic fish beast that moves as quickly as a jet plane. And it's a dark type now. It resists psychics AND loses that massive weakness to electric types. Have fun.
    Mega Slowbro: "The shelldar becomes impenetrable armor." Similar to Tyranitar, Slowbro becomes immortal (after mega evolution) by hiding inside the shelldar. In addition, shelldar's poison makes them immune to pain, and the constant biting on their tail actually awakens their psychic abilities that were dormant as a slowpoke. From a "pokedex perspective" I would rate mega slowbro as "Tyrantitar, but even scarier."
    Mega Glalie: "From its broken jaw, constant blizzards spew. It whites out everything." Combined with our knowledge that Glalie will freeze everything solid, and the fact in its mega form that it can endlessly release blizzards of this magnitude to the point it becomes a tactical disadvantage to any non-ice types, glalie is a serious threat as a mega.
    ~~~
    Well that was fun. Always good to be reminded how horrifying megas are.

    • @josetrujillo2588
      @josetrujillo2588 6 лет назад +29

      Mega-metagross: "I cant win?, ARCEUS AKBARRRR"

    • @AschaVovina
      @AschaVovina 6 лет назад +7

      We need more OP lore on the other Mega Evolutions.

    • @PaperFlare
      @PaperFlare 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, I was really hoping they would release the Pokedex data for the rest of the megas with SUMO as part of a national dex, since SM didn't have a national dex, but it wasn't meant to be.
      Hopefully next gen, aye? I really want to see what they say about Mewtwo's two forms in particular.

    • @dunkienugg8792
      @dunkienugg8792 6 лет назад +1

      Wut about mega tyranitar

    • @PaperFlare
      @PaperFlare 6 лет назад +4

      Unfortunately, Mega Tyranitar's dex info doesn't give any information that would let us know about new powers or strengths it has. It only lists the horrifying downsides/psychological effects of mega evolution:
      "Due to the colossal power that poured into its body, its back split open. (literally why it has the giant spines, that's its BACK). Its destructive instincts are the only thing that keeps it moving."
      So all we know is that its more violent and dangerous, and a huge amount of power has caused its back to split open. But we don't know what abilities it has gained from that power, aside from stat buffs. A similar one is Scizor, who also gains a lot of power, but mega evolution causes its body to become increasingly heavy, which wears it out extremely quickly in battle, and the energy causes its body to MELT if it stays mega for too long. It becomes "stronger" (if there are any unique powers or abilities, we are not told what they are), but there are hefty drawbacks to sustained usage of the form.

  • @-Schadenfreude
    @-Schadenfreude 3 года назад +9

    I like how machamp is like the most dangerous one here, and later in gen 8 grimmsnarl is introduced saying he can overwhelm a machamp

  • @ikarainijirai
    @ikarainijirai 6 лет назад +245

    I hope they patch Ditto in the next update

    • @cubeofmeat4982
      @cubeofmeat4982 6 лет назад +4

      LOL what update...

    • @CRydon200
      @CRydon200 6 лет назад +3

      or maybe they add the eeveelutions

    • @insertobject4002
      @insertobject4002 6 лет назад +3

      @@CRydon200 before macargo was released glaceom was shown

    • @twobrosgamers8426
      @twobrosgamers8426 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah he is just to Op for this own good

  • @CyberMinerCrafting
    @CyberMinerCrafting 6 лет назад +101

    >.> Could we get a legendary/mythical version of this? I know it'd be completely bonkers, but it's cool... No Arceus tho

    • @stefanbejenaru7122
      @stefanbejenaru7122 6 лет назад +2

      arceus too , its easy to defeat

    • @adilcalliste5394
      @adilcalliste5394 6 лет назад +7

      Mew would win it learns transform too XD

    • @yoshifan2334
      @yoshifan2334 6 лет назад +4

      Cyber Miner
      >Yveltal just magic life sucks everything if it “dies”
      EDIT: but then again, Celebi and Dialga and any other time traveler I’m missing

    • @ezequiel543210
      @ezequiel543210 6 лет назад +2

      Stefan Bejenaru Arceus literally overpowered Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina, even when one of them alone can stabilize space-time with just their breathing or heartbeat. Effortlessly recreated a Dialga, Palkia, or Giratina without any plates just to satisfy/astound Ethan and Cynthia and Controls all universes in the Pokémon series which we know that there are 293+ million of them (possibly far more but these is the bare minimum) which is confirmed with the knowledge of the Link Cable and the Entralink being that each of those have countless alternative universes, accessible by Ultra Wormholes and each of those have multiple timelines from the past or future, which have been confirmed to exist when time travelling with Celebi.

    • @VibeDPyro
      @VibeDPyro 6 лет назад +1

      Arceus would blow up the island and he is basically god in the universe of Pokémon

  • @FyveElemental
    @FyveElemental 6 лет назад +190

    Well, keeping scientific accuracy in mind, I'm pretty sure Dugtrio would just... break all reality by moving at light speed haha. Then Dusknoir would be the winner since it's the only one that can escape into a different dimmension that isn't, you know, broken. :P
    Edit: Turns out Porygon-Z could nope out of there as well! So those two would have the final epic battle in the spirit world. (Porygon-Z is manmade, so might not have a soul)

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 6 лет назад +11

      Wouldn't "a different dimension" be out of bounds?

    • @maxdavis897
      @maxdavis897 6 лет назад +1

      Mettaton Ex if it’s a fight to the death porygon would lose probably.

    • @maxdavis897
      @maxdavis897 6 лет назад +1

      Brynzane also ditto would still be there so it’s a final 3

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 6 лет назад

      @@maxdavis897 That wasn't my question.

    • @maxdavis897
      @maxdavis897 6 лет назад

      Mettaton Ex well if it was a fight to the death but there was a Pokemon that did go to a different dimension and wasn’t counted out of bounds

  • @mad1pengu619
    @mad1pengu619 3 года назад +8

    Oh yeah, about Magikarp, in the Gold pokedex it says "An underpowered, pathetic POKéMON. It may jump high on rare occasions, but never more than seven feet."

  • @scrumdiddlyumptiousradishe714
    @scrumdiddlyumptiousradishe714 6 лет назад +78

    THIS IS THE MOST CREATIVE CONCEPT FOR A POKÉMON VID I HAVE EVER SEEN...
    LIKE EVER!
    Edit: Your vids just keep getting better and better. I was subbed since the early days of this channel but you really have hit a new high! Keep it up man!

  • @5am50n2
    @5am50n2 4 года назад +134

    "For an average 6 foot person"
    *average*
    Me being 5'5: ok

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 года назад +3

      5'6 gang

    • @martinpiekarski1512
      @martinpiekarski1512 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, average. Perhaps in Netherlands.

    • @IGSA101
      @IGSA101 3 года назад

      @@martinpiekarski1512 Average varies around the world but is usually around 5'9" to 5'11" so just under 6ft.

    • @martinpiekarski1512
      @martinpiekarski1512 3 года назад

      @@IGSA101 Well then, tell it to these 5'8'' midgets and you'll make them really depressed.

    • @IGSA101
      @IGSA101 3 года назад

      @@martinpiekarski1512 If a small difference in height bothers you that much, that's your problem (also I've met actual midgets they're like 4ft). The only tangible advantage to being tall is women find tall men more attractive. The downsides include living shorter lives, spinal problems, and everything being more expensive, significantly. I just got a bike helmet, one that fit my big head was 64$ going down one size brings the price down 40$.

  • @davewantz1766
    @davewantz1766 5 лет назад +179

    Wouldn’t dusknoir be immune to the damage of magicarp falling from space?
    Dusknoir is a ghost type, and that space fall would just be a tackle / bodyslam after all.

  • @Yeah_itsJohn
    @Yeah_itsJohn Год назад +13

    It's really weird how close this animation was to predicting the pla starter trio

  • @kaitoxiii537
    @kaitoxiii537 6 лет назад +120

    This man looks like an adult Lucas from Mother 3. lol PK Gnoggin!!!

  • @failed_K
    @failed_K 5 лет назад +220

    I’m still confused,
    Why wasn’t Magikarp disqualified when in space

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 лет назад +74

      I asked terminalmontage on tumblr and he said this
      “The out of bounds thing was a bit of miscommunication I think. To me, Tyranitar lost because he was thrown out to sea. He can’t be harmed by any sort of attack but I thought he’d just drown out there. Alakazam was high up in the atmosphere but I drew him right on the edge of it because I thought it looked cooled. Maybe he could breathe, or with his amazing psychic powers figured out a way to chill up there for a bit while technically not being in space.”

    • @biax6642
      @biax6642 5 лет назад +5

      Because magikarp is the most powerful pokemon

    • @jordipernillo3026
      @jordipernillo3026 5 лет назад +48

      Typical battle royales don’t count y-axis as out of bounds. They have a closing 2-d circle instead. I think that way you could technically go as high as you wanted as long as you kept inside the circle.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 5 лет назад +3

      He was... Oh, actually magikarp is disqualified. Technically, ditto still won, as he was a magikarp for his trip to orbit.

    • @blaster.m1943
      @blaster.m1943 5 лет назад +1

      Because of 2006 pokemon memes that refuse to die and we need a haha funny joke

  • @ninjiinc.8883
    @ninjiinc.8883 5 лет назад +128

    8:50 lets make atoms have negative speed

    • @joebloggs9044
      @joebloggs9044 4 года назад +4

      Wait... Yea. Cause 0 Kelvin is the point where atoms stop vibrating, and that's negative kelvin.

    • @DiegoG2004
      @DiegoG2004 4 года назад +3

      That's Pokemon for ya! Destroying the laws of physics since the 90s.

    • @7thmarty
      @7thmarty 4 года назад +1

      Never believe those damn pokedex entries . Always exaggerating !

  • @ninfan6434
    @ninfan6434 3 года назад +3

    Fun Fact: That whole "Magikarp can jump over mountains" thing actually has a mobile game based off of it in which you move through leagues to get the highest jumping Magikarp in history.

  • @pixelnight8426
    @pixelnight8426 4 года назад +113

    Jigglypuff using a exploud as a speaker. You know where I’m going.

    • @heroofthewinds7765
      @heroofthewinds7765 3 года назад +3

      I don't think that's how exploud works

    • @yummydragon8533
      @yummydragon8533 3 года назад +1

      @@heroofthewinds7765 well, the entire reason it is loud is because it takes in air from its holes on its body. So it could potentially work. I didn't dive into the science, so, idk.

    • @yummydragon8533
      @yummydragon8533 3 года назад +4

      *Snorlax used Sleep Talk!

    • @heroofthewinds7765
      @heroofthewinds7765 3 года назад

      @@yummydragon8533 Exploud does not work as a sound amplifier for others.

    • @yummydragon8533
      @yummydragon8533 3 года назад

      @@heroofthewinds7765 does it? but it's so loud due to it taking in the air from its surroundings. And, speech is just vibrating air. Just remember that I haven't really used any science for this, this is just a guess.

  • @pedrodemedeiros1941
    @pedrodemedeiros1941 4 года назад +104

    Ditto: *looks at sun*
    Earth: WHAT THE! *BOOOOOOOM*

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 6 лет назад +1095

    *Where we dropping*