Kids In The Hall - Substitute Axe

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Axe murderer tries to borrow a new axe.

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  • @ErinHeartpenny
    @ErinHeartpenny 14 лет назад +290

    'I have a hack saw."
    "ooh, I'm an AXE murderer"
    gold.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 года назад +9

      Actually a hacksaw would be an ineffective weapon. If you have ever used one, you know it is all too easy to break the blade. You'd basically have to get your victim to stand still in a certain way as you carefully saw at them.

    • @ryanheilman3807
      @ryanheilman3807 3 года назад +8

      @@medexamtoolscom Yeah, but more importantly, he's an AXE murderer.

    • @Ripsaw51
      @Ripsaw51 2 года назад +2

      This is my go to description of Integrity

    • @jefffinkbonner9551
      @jefffinkbonner9551 2 года назад +1

      @@Ripsaw51 That the problem with the world these days: axe murderers just have no standards anymore. Sellouts.

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 Год назад

      It is like he asked for sugar and got dietary sweetener no wonder my second favorite sketch comedy show copied kids in the hall wkuk were huge fans glad Trevor Moore and Zach got work with them on a song sketch

  • @wormspeaker
    @wormspeaker 10 лет назад +348

    Canadian Axe Murders are always so polite.

    • @richardrosen9507
      @richardrosen9507 7 лет назад +27

      Yeah, some of my best friends are Canadian axe murderers.

    • @hotpopcorncake
      @hotpopcorncake 6 лет назад +7

      When I saw this in America in the 90's I love the skit, finally, I get now with politeness and stuff. it make much sence now.

    • @AdventuresThings
      @AdventuresThings 4 года назад +2

      the walkin dude it wasnt a joke eh, your tire was a bit low.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 3 года назад +14

      @@richardrosen9507 Many American axe murderers pretend to be Canadian when they travel.

    • @richardrosen9507
      @richardrosen9507 3 года назад +5

      ​@@seanwebb605 Shame on them. That's dishonest.

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 11 лет назад +171

    The way he reacts with disdain when she suggests a hacksaw, as if she committed a grave faux pas---glorious. In fact, I would say that all their comedy revolves around exploring these kinds of social scenarios in some way or another, either through absurd juxtaposition and contrast (an axe-murderer being offended when offered a hacksaw as a substitute) or through subtraction or heightening of some crucial social element. They really do it like nobody else.

    • @holgualoxford3871
      @holgualoxford3871 3 года назад +8

      That was alot of words for "these guys are funny"

    • @cromandum217
      @cromandum217 2 года назад +3

      this sketch is an extremely realistic Canadian conversation in the 90's

    • @brucecurtis6910
      @brucecurtis6910 2 года назад +2

      The group that originally mastered this was Monty Python.

  • @crazymamad
    @crazymamad 14 лет назад +105

    Oh how I love Dave. He kissed my cheek when I saw them live in 1994. Sigh.

    • @z9elka
      @z9elka 4 года назад +8

      Oh my...

    • @lisabinhawaii
      @lisabinhawaii 3 года назад +9

      You're so lucky 😍🥰

    • @Emiliapocalypse
      @Emiliapocalypse 3 года назад +6

      Swoon! ☺️

    • @rajaoc1
      @rajaoc1 3 года назад

      You're old .

    • @mac11380
      @mac11380 3 года назад +4

      @@rajaoc1 She was only 2 at the time.....lol

  • @geezee5768
    @geezee5768 7 лет назад +131

    Offering a hacksaw to an axe murderer?? A _hacksaw?!?_ It's like offering Ragu sauce to an Italian chef. Jesus.

    • @tictacterminator
      @tictacterminator 4 года назад +1

      i know right italians dont want to eat ragu
      they eat that every day at home in italy

    • @jonasspiro6476
      @jonasspiro6476 3 года назад +5

      As an Italian I approve this comment.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 5 лет назад +53

    God this show's humour was so awesomely surreal.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom Год назад

      I don't know, isn't it pretty much the same joke as the SNL sketch with the shark at the door? Or for that matter the monty python sketch where the woman lets the man in after he swears he's not an encyclopedia salesman but he was?

  • @MikeSmith-ch7jv
    @MikeSmith-ch7jv 3 года назад +20

    "please dont call the police or, chop chop" man I miss honest humor

  • @OhHelloSugar
    @OhHelloSugar 5 лет назад +29

    Dave's humor was always so dark. bless him.

  • @mac11380
    @mac11380 3 года назад +22

    Has 4 locks on the door and still opens her door in the middle of the night when a stranger knocks.

    • @jefffinkbonner9551
      @jefffinkbonner9551 2 года назад +1

      It’s the little things like that which add to the surrealism so well 😂

    • @jukka-pekkatuominen4540
      @jukka-pekkatuominen4540 2 года назад

      Normally locks are used for the time when you are not in.

    • @mac11380
      @mac11380 2 года назад +3

      @@jukka-pekkatuominen4540 Except every one of those locks only lock from the inside and if you felt the need to have so many locks, it would likely mean it was a bad neighborhood and the person wouldn't likely blindly just open the door to a stranger. And yes I know it is tv but you get the point.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 6 месяцев назад

      Everything about this sketch is perfectly balanced. The mixture of politeness and menace. the quiet passiveness of the old lady. the tiny, old-lady steps she takes to get back to the table afterward.

  • @scottlefaivre2446
    @scottlefaivre2446 2 года назад +5

    As a man who's 40 years old I really miss the show it was so great

  • @samuraistalin
    @samuraistalin 12 лет назад +41

    I think "axe murderer" is one of Dave Foley's best character :D

  • @KayleeCee
    @KayleeCee 5 лет назад +46

    My mom was a big fan of this show during its original airing (she was and still is a big fan of standup and improv comedy). I have to thank her for introducing me to excellent comedy when I was young.

    • @sexychula19
      @sexychula19 5 лет назад +4

      Saw this on my own as a kid I was so young but kinda fell in love with it lol I love this show

    • @k.pacificnw02134
      @k.pacificnw02134 4 года назад +2

      Your mom sounds just like me! I have a 21 year old son who knows I'm an improv comedy fan to this day. Who else does she like? Does she like improv comedy podcasts? : )

    • @NoSlow78
      @NoSlow78 2 года назад +2

      You should watch Whitest Kids you know. Its a generational successor. Its so damn good!

  • @tharealmikezee3165
    @tharealmikezee3165 3 года назад +11

    The polite axe murderer is one of Foley's best characters

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 10 лет назад +131

    Dave Foley never found a suit that fit so he just filled into them over time.

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 4 года назад

      Seriously. Wardrobe couldn’t find anything??

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 4 года назад +14

      That was the style back in the day

    • @PromotedPawn
      @PromotedPawn 4 года назад +2

      Chewy Thomson yup early 90s fashion was kind of wild

    • @VulcanJedi2006
      @VulcanJedi2006 3 года назад +2

      @@ChewyThomson yes--baggy suits I guess. But, in retrospect--they were probably just cheap JC Penny suits--off the rack--and not fit very well. But it was the "Style" I lived it.

    • @HummingbirdCyborg
      @HummingbirdCyborg 3 года назад +3

      Axe murders always wear baggie suits. It allows them full range of motion. And allows their victims the full range of emotions. Really best for all parties involved.

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex 4 года назад +76

    All these years later and I still ask why she knows exactly where she keeps a rubber souvenir tomahawk and it's in a cupboard in her kitchen.

    • @jasonmcdaniel345
      @jasonmcdaniel345 3 года назад +17

      I have a bag full of googly eyes in my kitchen cabinet, so I'm not one to question this skit.

    • @adamcolbertmusic
      @adamcolbertmusic 2 года назад +2

      Jason LOL

    • @steph13326ify
      @steph13326ify 2 года назад +1

      Because Comedy

  • @heatherbarbour5486
    @heatherbarbour5486 4 года назад +9

    I LOVE KIDS IN THE HALL!!!! They were awesome back then and still till this day. I wish they were all still doing comedy like this.

    • @Phil-125
      @Phil-125 3 года назад +3

      Season 6 is coming to amazon later this year

    • @DanJackson1977
      @DanJackson1977 2 года назад +2

      The new season is out

  • @xxoMIKoxx
    @xxoMIKoxx 12 лет назад +16

    he's so adorable.

  • @Jonashall1
    @Jonashall1 7 лет назад +19

    "Chop" "Chop" hahahahahaha

  • @thedavesiknow4598
    @thedavesiknow4598 2 года назад +5

    2:45 I love how only one of those locks gets locked 😄

  • @chopin65
    @chopin65 4 года назад +6

    What a nice young man.

  • @MrAceMcGee
    @MrAceMcGee 12 лет назад +15

    See? Even in Canada, the axe murderers are polite and cordial when compared to their American counterparts. I plan on raising my kids up there if I have any.

    • @mikemiller4979
      @mikemiller4979 5 лет назад

      Or if they survive.

    • @rachelrasmussen1101
      @rachelrasmussen1101 4 года назад +2

      Did you ever have any kids, good sir?

    • @Segwo
      @Segwo 3 года назад +1

      Like Rachel, I’d like to know. Did you ever have kids? And if so, where are they? My guess is in the hall

  • @euginam91
    @euginam91 14 лет назад +25

    dave should have been patrick bateman

  • @PolyphonicPress
    @PolyphonicPress 11 лет назад +38

    Seems like Dave does a lot of sketched where he plays an axe murderer.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 7 лет назад +33

      They say to write what you know.

    • @asapnickybars4693
      @asapnickybars4693 6 лет назад +8

      He says in an interview that he loved playing murderers covered in blood.

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir 4 года назад +2

      He has a great handle on their thinking.

    • @BrownSugar-bu3nf
      @BrownSugar-bu3nf 4 года назад +4

      I always just assumed it was a recurring character, I'm pretty sure it's the same character in the sketch where he's getting his axe sharpened in the street. The mass murderer monologue I always thought of as the same character though he doesn't mention axes at all.

  • @TimeForGoodCleanFun
    @TimeForGoodCleanFun 14 лет назад +13

    when i met Yes Man in Fallout: New Vegas i IMMEDIATELY thought of this character.

  • @theMAG101
    @theMAG101 14 лет назад +7

    Gotta love Kevin's annunciation on the word "second".

    • @stevejohnson3357
      @stevejohnson3357 3 года назад

      You really gotta love Kevin's little old lady too.

  • @stevejohnson3357
    @stevejohnson3357 10 месяцев назад

    If only all axe murderers were that polite.

  • @ziweiyuan
    @ziweiyuan 6 лет назад +30

    This is the original and the superior version of Funny Games.

    • @cantrip7
      @cantrip7 6 лет назад

      This isn't the comment I expected to read when I scrolled down. I am in awe of this goodass comment

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 5 лет назад

      What's Funny Games?

    • @ziweiyuan
      @ziweiyuan 5 лет назад +1

      You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 5 лет назад

      No, no... you're pronouncing it wrong.

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 4 года назад +1

      @@throatwobblermangrove8510 A film. See IMBD.com

  • @patricknoel9096
    @patricknoel9096 10 месяцев назад

    That's her boy , that's why she feels safe opening such a door

  • @perryjohnson8213
    @perryjohnson8213 5 лет назад +3

    Probably my favorite kids in the hall sketch

  • @emilyjades
    @emilyjades 11 лет назад +18

    Watch Dave Foley's movie called "The Wrong Guy" he's dressed like this basically the whole movie xD

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 4 года назад +2

      That wasn't a movie. It was a documentary of the strangest day in my life.

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick 3 года назад

      Classic colony movie (made by Canadians who live in LA - the second-largest Canadian city in the world.) Another great one is Free Enterprise.

  • @ryanell666
    @ryanell666 2 года назад +3

    What I find unbelievable about this skit is that being a Canadian show, the granny was able to have a shotgun in the first place....

    • @mournblade1066
      @mournblade1066 Год назад

      Why? Shotguns aren't illegal in Canada.

    • @billpetersen298
      @billpetersen298 Год назад

      My granny had one.
      For rabbits.
      When I was a kid, my rifle stuck out of my suitcase, when flying.
      No problem.
      Lots of things have changed.
      Farm life, not so much.

  • @mooogn
    @mooogn 15 лет назад +15

    World's cutest axmurderer ever! :-D

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +5

    2:45
    The woman has a very confusing level of concern. She's calm the entire time. Then she looks at the four locks on her door, and engages ONE of them. Then she grabs a shotgun and relaxes.
    I guess its to emphasize that this happens all the time?

  • @stevenbrown1225
    @stevenbrown1225 3 года назад +7

    Typical comedy show would do a representation of Jason or Myers but they just say "got a baby face guy, another guy in a dress so lets not try and do a obvious spoof of a horror flick, just play the situation straight" and they come up with comic gold. Thats why this show wa brillant!

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Год назад

      They basically did the same kinda character with Dave playing the worst doctor ever one time, and... well... it worked 😂
      The sketch did, I mean, not being the worst doctor ever 😂 that's just some yikes rocket fuel, though he had the same kinda blood soaked clothing lol

    • @DanJackson1977
      @DanJackson1977 4 дня назад

      KitH didnt do a lot of pop culture references.

  • @inrspc777
    @inrspc777 3 года назад +1

    "Beggars can't be choosers". LOL.

  • @zeusnitch
    @zeusnitch 2 года назад

    Politely an axe murderer...."yes ma'am, you can obviously see what a dire situation I find myself in without my favored tools"

  • @dougbodenhamer9391
    @dougbodenhamer9391 10 месяцев назад

    And please don't call the police or chop chop! Lmfao comedy gold!

  • @EmoEmu
    @EmoEmu 4 года назад +3

    Strange guy but she likes 'em

  • @007megaoof
    @007megaoof 6 месяцев назад

    I’m never pirating ever again, I thought this was American psycho

  • @tammyd.970
    @tammyd.970 3 года назад +1

    Lol. This is a Canadian axe murderer. 😂

  • @Dreamskater100
    @Dreamskater100 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant!
    Viva Canada & Kids in the Hall! xx

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 3 года назад +1

    “Please don’t call the police or uhh chop, chop.”

  • @lskulski
    @lskulski 12 лет назад +13

    he could have asked for a flashlight to help him find his ax head

    • @johnklein338
      @johnklein338 Год назад

      But then he has to repair it too.

  • @JemRockerJ
    @JemRockerJ 14 лет назад +1

    my favorite skit by them

  • @KevlarNinja
    @KevlarNinja 13 лет назад +4

    LOL I'm doing The Kids in the Hall for a school project!

  • @deliriousmysterium8137
    @deliriousmysterium8137 4 года назад +1

    Ask murderer

  • @andythomas4998
    @andythomas4998 3 года назад

    Watch out for those happy smilers.😁

  • @Chris-dz3rs
    @Chris-dz3rs 5 месяцев назад

    Keeping a shotgun in a little closet!!!
    Probably loaded.
    Of course ,the Toronto Police would just tell you "Let the axe murderer in .We've given up ,so should you !!"

  • @Viola5501
    @Viola5501 2 года назад

    Love kids in the hall I have all the seasons on DVD.

  • @tastethejace
    @tastethejace 4 года назад +2

    This is how serial killings happen in Canada.

  • @andrewkelly6828
    @andrewkelly6828 2 года назад +1

    The 90s was so big on "axe murderers" with that Mike Myers movie and all. Very strange. For one, there's never really been a serious spate of axe murders anywhere. For two, why is this the only type of murderer that gets a specification? We don't say "gun murderer" or "knife murderer"...

  • @MarcioSilva-ssiillvvaa
    @MarcioSilva-ssiillvvaa 2 года назад

    Man, this is brilliant!

  • @marcen12
    @marcen12 4 дня назад

    The Wrong Guy Except Dave Foley Did It.

  • @mizakzee
    @mizakzee 13 лет назад +1

    GRANNY GOT A GUN!!!

  • @pacificnorthwestnative5050
    @pacificnorthwestnative5050 4 года назад +3

    No comedic value loss being 30 years old but A different laugh, at a different time with a hint of cringe, and a recollection of how weird the early 90's were, and...I feel old now😦

  • @maxelldenomie6131
    @maxelldenomie6131 2 года назад

    I loved these guys bak then! (...i admit to being constantly offguard about them)

  • @stylezofom
    @stylezofom 14 лет назад +1

    i guess the 3 ppl who disliked this video must be ppl from the current SNL cast

  • @RyanDeardorff
    @RyanDeardorff 14 лет назад +1

    "Death Comes to Town." Check it.

  • @PatrickSilent
    @PatrickSilent 15 лет назад +2

    Rate it high, or else - chop chop!

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 3 года назад

    I wished that they had made more movies. Brain Candy didn't do well commercially, but I had hoped that subsequent movies would have done well. Sort of like Kids In The Hall Wrath of Khan. If you know what I mean.

  • @Ruby09de
    @Ruby09de 13 лет назад +2

    @crazymamad
    whaaaat? I have to admit..you are very lucky :P

  • @jamiemezs9891
    @jamiemezs9891 3 года назад

    Canadians are so polite

  • @RobertoRodriguez-tm2op
    @RobertoRodriguez-tm2op 4 года назад +2

    This is how I picture Canadian Serial Killers...I am so sorry to bother you, can you help a fellow out?

  • @HomemadePillowWings
    @HomemadePillowWings  14 лет назад

    Oops, thanks for pointing that out.

  • @philiphall9609
    @philiphall9609 4 года назад

    comedic gold.

  • @irenic_raccoon
    @irenic_raccoon Год назад +2

    I think I got the wrong copy of American Psycho

  • @ffffffff963
    @ffffffff963 4 года назад +1

    2:00 lol

  • @nikolas_schreck
    @nikolas_schreck 3 года назад

    Yes

  • @rachelrasmussen1101
    @rachelrasmussen1101 4 года назад

    Me, as soon as I get my gun license

  • @catboyneilcicierega
    @catboyneilcicierega Год назад

    big fan of cute men covered in blood

  • @matthewtaylor3308
    @matthewtaylor3308 3 года назад

    A shotgun will beat an ax every time.

  • @CraftAero
    @CraftAero 2 года назад

    Kinda puts the SNL "land shark" sketches to shame.

  • @Shane-gc2eg
    @Shane-gc2eg 6 месяцев назад

    seems like rust humor

  • @Mrplacedcookie
    @Mrplacedcookie 6 лет назад

    Epic!!!

  • @Bladerunner93
    @Bladerunner93 13 лет назад +1

    I wonder if this ever happened to Dexter Morgan?

  • @blindthrall
    @blindthrall 13 лет назад +1

    @euginam91 Dave should have been Dexter.

  • @SlickAstley_TV
    @SlickAstley_TV 3 года назад +2

    Granny needs to exercise some trigger discipline

  • @redpeterdragon.impressions3868
    @redpeterdragon.impressions3868 3 года назад

    I was going to say Excuse me mam, I got into an acedent and my car got caught in the Bushes down the Road a little bit, do you have an Ax or a hatchet. But she was old and woke up pissed, Started to run after me going where are you from. The funny farm I shouted back. It was so Scary. I almost had a Hart attack. Angry woman when waked up. Angry woman. 🙂

  • @animalize7885
    @animalize7885 3 года назад

    I'm a ax murderer. Lol

  • @crazymamad
    @crazymamad 13 лет назад

    @Ruby09de
    It's true, I am.

  • @nicktaylor2657
    @nicktaylor2657 3 года назад

    Mike Myers was in So I married an axe murderer and he's Canadian Is that a thing

  • @HomemadePillowWings
    @HomemadePillowWings  14 лет назад

    @alxcookie It is indeed. :)

  • @grindorblackout1986
    @grindorblackout1986 11 лет назад

    Canadian Axe Murderer

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 3 года назад

    Is this the prequel to Dave's "Mass murderer" bit?

  • @razorlikeblue
    @razorlikeblue 11 лет назад +1

    Great, now instead of an axe he has an assault rifle. Great plan.

    • @XNY556-Apple
      @XNY556-Apple 6 лет назад +1

      that was actually a shotgun.

  • @CaesarInVa
    @CaesarInVa 3 года назад

    Isn't a pretense false by its very nature?

  • @ozzwepay
    @ozzwepay 3 года назад

    Canadians...

  • @karofab1
    @karofab1 13 лет назад

    What year was this?

  • @StopWhatYerDoing
    @StopWhatYerDoing 6 лет назад

    Anyone know the song at the end?

    • @grecomic
      @grecomic 6 лет назад +1

      StopWhatYerDoing I think it’s simply incidental music that Shadowy Men created for the show.

  • @bgrady24
    @bgrady24 3 года назад +1

    I like how the KITH would often dress up as women for no reason. Like this could have been an old guy in his kitchen and the skit probably wouldn’t change much

  • @cloudsombrero
    @cloudsombrero 3 года назад +1

    Its like British humor but american

  • @bentonrp
    @bentonrp 3 года назад

    Some of these KITH skits are not funny, but only funny because of how bold they can be in telling such lame jokes. 😆

  • @Pimsleurable
    @Pimsleurable 11 лет назад +3

    This is why I believe in the 2nd Amendment (for Canada).

    • @paulmoir4452
      @paulmoir4452 6 лет назад +8

      The one that modifies apportioning seats in the house of commons? I don't get how it applies. It got overridden by the Fair Representation Act in 2011.

  • @kavousniamir2375
    @kavousniamir2375 5 лет назад

    So Canadian... and that, not in a good way. In fact, really disgusting😕

  • @medexamtoolscom
    @medexamtoolscom Год назад

    I legitimately thought at the end that she was going to pull a huge axe out of the closet rather than a gun. Bonus points if she then whispers to her axe, "don't you worry, my precious, I wasn't going to let him have you." or something.