Back in Black - The Trump Inauguration's No-Star Lineup: The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Lewis Black breaks down Team Trump's futile attempts to book A-list performers at the president-elect's inauguration.
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trump touches the Bible and he catches fire😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I'd pay to see that.
powerranger 101 ,When his hand catches fire,the heavens will open up and he'll be doused with Golden Showers.
powerranger 101 lol laughed so hard
powerranger 101 that would be the greatest meme of all time
Jose Garza well at least that'll put the fire out. Hope he doesn't use Lincoln 's Bible then but the $1.99 Kmart special he found at 1/2 price books just for the occasion.
This guy is like an even more badass Larry King.
"sure it's one guy with a kazoo whos 50 thousand dollars in debt; but he sure can use the work"
- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THIS GUY IS FREAKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when he hands catchers on fire i just died Haaaa!!!
it would've been more funny if all the stars agreed to attend then one day before the inauguration just cancel
Love you Lewis, keep it up
Soft sensuality???? Creepy and disgusting!
Lewis we love you! So fucking funny and TRUE.
We may not be able to insult him, dethrone him or even correct him with fact and reality but we certainly troll his legacy and remind him every day how we intend to remember him.
i fucking love this guy! fuck! lol
The Daily Show is on its way out
You know, we'll all have amazing access to this president; all you'll have to do to get a direct response is to Tweet an insult to him and he'll get right back with ya (well, at around 3 AM, anyway...)
Love Lewis Black
shots fucking FIRED
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Well, looks like Mitt Romney did get a part in a presidential inauguration.
now, THAT was FUNNY
For gods sake the Bruce Springsteen cover band even cancelled. A band whose whole job is to be there for people who can't actually get real talent cancelled. or as trump would say "Reality is rigged against me"
Like all the idiots who complain about the "liberal media". They gave Trump's empty podium as much screen time as the other candidates COMBINED. Maybe if the professional reporters never validate your xenophobic, sexist, anti-science, anti-government agenda, then maybe you're just wrong!
Why you gotta go there Yes, it's very surprising that people will back out of and refuse things when they get death threats because of it. Shocking.
You got some evidence of these death threats? No I didn't think so.
Per PBS.org 10 hrs. ago (& many other outlets that have Trump's past tweets): In 2012, after Obama won reelection, Trump tweeted that Obama's victory was a "total sham and a travesty" he also tweeted that there needed to be a "march on Washington D.C. to stop this travesty" & also tweeted that the electoral college was a "phony electoral college". At least Rep. Lewis has 3 intelligence agencies backing him up saying the 2016 election was hacked.
"Fake bands! Rigged music! Sad!"
You know, maybe Lewis Black should be America's anger translator
Ben Wasserman yeah he has been for a while now
I prefer someone with actual credibility. Try Ben Shapiro. You can thank me later. ;)
Roland Deschain Lol, whining about credibility before shilling for someone with none.
Bitch don't start a sentence with lol at me. You don't know the first thing about credibility.
Donald Trump elected as president of the United States is sad and all, but holy fuck is it funny to see him struggle with things like this! Haha! He's gonna be president of the world's most influential country - and not even a Bruce Springsteen COVER BAND wants to play for him!
Savage Beatings Whether they want to perform or not is not going to change anything to stop him. Why should he care? haha
erick villagrana I guess his problem is that he doesn't care. About anything. Except himself, probably. And I don't care that he doesn't care, it doesn't make it any less hilarious that no one wants to be associated with the president of USA.
Savage Beatings (my tweet) "Sad"
Struggle? Didn't you listen? He doesn't even want celebrities there.
He wants the people. No idea who there people are supposed to be. Probably the kind that also has golden toilets. But hey... people!
Armed Wombat Fun fact, not even "the people" will attend the inaguration. Apparently the tickets of the event aren't selling. Oh the irony...
Lewis Black needs his own show where he angrily shouts into a camera 24/7.
it'll be like the TRUE and HONEST conservative media, except he's not an idiot.
Barney Sandals it would be the liberal Tomi Lauren
Please don't ever compare Lewis Black to Tomi Lahren.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
why does her skin look like a leather jacket
Thé finale of the final season of "Murica" is near
Forza Ac Milan about fucking time
Forza Ac Milan best reality tv show on Earth!!
Well, as long as we don't do it for 8 years like Trump with "Obama isn't american", I think we're fine ;-)
the beginning of the last season is near
Forza Ac Milan Forza Milan from America :)
Watching you Americans rip your own future president apart makes me feel a little bit better about the whole thing....
clovehitch Yeah. Just judge most of America that way.
Peice of advice when they keep telling you that the overwhelming majority of us here chose this just remember this... They're fucking lying.
An Ode Some would say a majority
+michaelpalacio5
Some? Only crazy-ass, tin foil wearing, conspiracy-theory idiots would say majority when in FACT, the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of voters voted against trump...
Stefan West we hate this mother fucker
This was great, I hope to see more of these segments
James Burgess yes!
We are getting 4 more years of this! (Hopefully not)
I agree, but I kinda worry about the guy. He's shaking a lot and it looks like he's about to have a heart attack.
Looks like Parkinsonism or something like it.
Avioto:
His hands have always done that but it is much more prevalent sitting with his elbows on the desk. Not a great set up for him. If you watched his stand up, you'd see what I mean.
The edginess of Mormonism part killed me.
Melissa Berges lol killed me too😂😂😂
FUCK!!!
I'm so early i don't know what to do
also yay!!
lewis black
Mista Red lol
That happens to me but I'm sixty..................
Sit down and peel the potatoes.
Mista Red Fuck me...
How weird would it be if God thunderstruck Trump once he gets his hand on the Bible...
Deebo Molina lmao I was thinking just a bird shit on him
Deebo Molina he will. he's probably gonna fuck up all of America who voted for him and everyone there. it's a mass grave to get rid of congress
That will be SHOCKING! I'll see myself out.
Thunderstruck? Back in Black?
*COINCIDENCE???*
I'd probably find my faith again.
Donald Trump is a successful investor........
.....in the laughing stock market
🤣
BURN!
gold
+Self Made Trillin Are you practicing your grammar skills or something?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Donald is going to need some ice for that BURN. :D
maybe if he wanted some A-list acts, he should spend less time insulting liberal Hollywood. just a thought
Seth Rollin's Gap it's going to be the best state fair lineup you've ever seen
Our Lord and Saviour Nicolas Cage don't forget scientist and intellectuals
Yeah, I mean you've got all sorts of freaks of nature: Ben Carson, Donald Trump and Mike Pence just to name a few.
+Seth Rollin's Gap lmao white supremacist banjo player: "I call this song, my sister cheated on me with my dad"
Abhi Nath Pence is a creepy dominionist who wants to force religion on everyone
The mormon tabernacle choir.
The thrill of choir music, but with the edginess of mormonism!
MegaCreepermann lol I just love him! hilarious
Their version of God Damn the Pusher Man is incredible.
This guy's delivery is hilarious! !😁😁😂
Of course, Lewis has been a comedian for God knows how long.
Moni Ion oh wow. a Where have I been his whole life, I need to find his work, I love him.
After every stand up show he streams live for free over the internet: www.lewisblack.com/live
Sure, I didn't know that - thanks!
Nailed it!
woopeee the muppets are performing....hope you all enjoy...
Xavier Prime ...
And then he vomits up some bluster about the inauguration being "for the people!" when he can't book anyone. Nice try Donnie ol' boy.
EnclaveOfObsidian he cares so much, it hurts
No it's a conspiracy! Even though he's pretty much insulted and alienated every group of people in this country. He's the victim here!!
Pft... you liberal f*tard, Trump was right, millions upon millions of people rigged the election against him by not voting for him. (hold your breath, read what I just said, and feel free to chuckle lol)
+EnclaveOfObsidian Not even to mention the lack of people at the inauguration.
Lewish Black is the loud angry voice in the back of my head that tells me it's okay to tell off pricks.
Lewis did play Anger in the movie Inside Out.
CHANGE THIS TO BACK IN ORANGE
cos that where ur going to be wearing pretty soon
first time seeing Lewis Black. I would love to see more of him.
The end is nigh after this Friday. i give it six months or less.
sounds fair but with how the republicans are having what is basically a hostile take over of the government and america it might be sooner
I am glad to live in Cleveland. In post Trunmp USA, the rest of the US will be obliterated, while meanwhile here in Cleveland, we are forgotten, again.
I predict 2 1/2 years of nothing followed by impeachment for a sexual assault scandal.
I'm really hoping they impeach him right after they swear him in....just shoot down his big moment in a blaze of glory!
Stacey Kersting I heard the idea somewhere that Obama should resign the day before so that Biden. becomes the next president for a day, throwing off the count, making Trump's announcements etc incorrect (but too late to update everything...) sounded like a marvelously marvelously passive aggressive way to deal with the situation (:
I thought the rage from Trump being elected would've killed Black. Of all the people to survive 2016.
Tokugawa Heavy Industries he lives to roast
Rage gives Lewis Black strength. He's good for another few decades, I think.
StormWolf Lewis Black must be a Sith Lord... I'm strangely comfortable with that.
He's right though,"Trump’s hand could catch on fire "if he touches the bible
It'll really be a copy of "the Art of the Deal" and it'll be his pants that catch on fire.
Mr. Seemingly Expected hahahahahahahahaha
That was gold.
January 20th is going to be a relaxing day for me. I am going to Bing watch "The Walking Dead" from the beginning of this season. I would rather watch people getting beaten and eaten than watch the inauguration. Let's not give him the ratings he loves 😈. PASS THE WORD. BOYCOTT INAUGURATION ON LINE AND ON TV.
Seth Rollin's Gap Lol
If you want to see people beaten and eaten why not just watch the inauguration?
Nishanth Narayan Good one but don't want to contribute to his imaginary yuge ratings.
The cover band cancelled btw
I love Lewis Black. He always cracks me up no matter what sort of mood I'm in. Lewis Black in 2020. I'm down.
That Trump U graphic is literally a photoshop of my alma mater, Auburn University.
Holden Covington I know it was done for the sketch but the sad thing is, they probably didn't even have their own graphic.. and that's as far as it went
Holden Covington God, someone actually made the Auburn logo worse... (roll tide roll, much love)
Well at least Trump claims he wrote his own speech. Where have I heard that before???? Oh yeah now I remember, Melania, she said she wrote her own speech too! Well we know if Donald really wrote it, it will have one word sentences, lots of exclamation marks and be less than 140 words.
Janet Forsythe Sad!
Just here to remind you that Bernie wouldn't have had any problems booking Run The Jewels
Damn choked on my coffee laughing at 1:14-1:29 xDD Lewis Black killed it this was pure gold haha
Lewis Black has such a way with that leaves me laughing for hours. Don't change.
Soft sensuality? What the hell kind of theme is that for an inauguration? That's a joke, right?
This guy is gonna keep doing these angry rants til he gives himself a heart attack mid-taping
6 minute video uploaded 2 minutes ago has 3 dislikes. hmm
Almost like there are idiots in the world?
Trump supporters don't watch anti-Trump stuff. They read the title, click the thumbs down, post a hateful comment attacking everyone else, and then leave.
I've been sober ten years, my life is together and have the big House, car, family, boat, vacation home. I think I'll start drinking again.
Joshua Briggs --So sorry, Joshua. Hope you do okay: I never drank, but I'm thinking of taking it up.....😂
Lewis Black, one of my favorite comics! 😅😅😅
Maybe the cover band could perform "Back in the USSR".
As a Mormon I'm extremely disappointed in the Church's decision to participate in the inauguration. Trump is literally everything we try to NOT be.
I really want that College Band to refuse to perform ON THE DAY. Just raise single gloved fists and not move. THAT would be a powerful message.
AnonEyeMouse the army band cant refuse
I'm So Glad They Turned Him Down!
We might have to put up with Drumpf, but we still have Lewis!!!!!
Does Black remind you of Al Franken?
Krishan Patel occassionally Ive heard Franken on the floor and in committee meetings he is a sharp dude
al is/was way more subtle in his humor, but as far as looks go...yeah, they could be brothers. which one is the evil brother though? lol
It'll be a soft sensuality until Donald Trump hugs Ivanka.
When he said the theme would be soft sensuality I involuntarily went "EWWW" and scared the shit out of my cat. (Keep your hands off her, Trump.)
I'm genuinely hoping they're allowing his inauguration just to impeach him hours later.
when trumps touches the bible and his hand catches fire.. omg🙅🙆🙋💁
Its decided, if Bernie is unavailable, Black for 2020...
I missed his angry rants, welcome back Lewis!
Here are some tactics of Trump. These are typical of sociopathic individuals.
1. Intentionally cause confusion by saying one thing then later denying that it was ever said.
2. Use this confusion to cause frustration in others (particularly anyone who would directly challenge or oppose him).
3. Point to others' frustration and anger and name call (usually as an attempt to make the other person seem like they are crazy or irrational).
4. Use all of the above to get any challengers off point or in a realm where logic can't be used.
5. Intentionally engage in emotionally charged arguments also as a way to throw logic out of a discussion/ argument.
6. Always retort and attack when publicly called out using character attacks on those individuals to publicly discredit anyone who would call out any unethical or illegal behavior. Also establishes humiliation as a form of determent for anyone else who would later want to publicly call out his behavior.
clovehitch who cares she lost. this isn't about Hilary ass hole. this is about fools voting for these shit bags and saying what else can we do. stop trolling for trump you look super stupid.
@Wyatt Earp - No, I think he is demonstrating the effect of the Trump/narcissist tactics used against him.
Lewis Black is a national treasure.
Holy shit. A while ago I made a little art project that played on the stanza: "This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. This the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper."
I changed the last part to "Not with a bang but a *Tweet*." and now that Donald Trump is president I see that coming true.
Fuck.
And for those wondering, the original poem is "The Hollow Men" by T.S. Elliot
republicans spend all day every day insulting celebrities of every description and then they're surprised when nobody wants to perform at their party -- genius!!
I am a Mormon, and the joke, "our love of choir music combined with the edginess of Mormonism", I found it hilarious!
oh man lol. this Dude just got himself a new fan
Ice t, really. What was he going to preform, colors.
Seth Rollin's Gap You're right on that. Maybe he is hatin on coco and her sister, because he tried to move on her like a bitch.
I will not be watching the inauguration. Instead, I plan to binge "A Series of Unfortunate Events" and take comfort in the knowledge that as bad as Count Olaf is, at least he's not Trump.
MAD magazine did a spoof of that movie back in the day and titled it, A series of uneventful misfortunes. They changed Violet's name to Violate. Classic!
LUV Lewis Black! He's also CORRECT about President DUMP!
This is excellent. This man is amazing. Lewis Black, you're my hero.
Lewis Black.. he still got it
So did Ted Nugent also die in 2016, or something? This really seems like it'd be right up his alley.
No, but we can still hope. Maybe one of the animals he cruelly goes out to murder will gore him to death - soon.
Ehhh... would be better if that animal just gently fucks Nugent in the old man-hole... basically making it clear who's the bitch in that relationship. And then ol' Ted croaks from a nasty bout of animal-herpes.
I'm tempted to watch the inauguration cause i know it's gonna be a shit show and everybody loves to watch a good train wreck, but i think i'll be better off checking out the highlights later.
Whofan06 I hope the crowds cheer Obama for 20 minutes and a small section of crazies cheer him while the majority is utterly silent and they cover it all over the world Trump thought he stomp on people and not get retalliation NOT!!!!
Lewis Black is funny af
Is there anyone that likes him?? (Not me, just asking).
Glenna Smith yes his supporters idk why but they do.
Glenna Smith yep! a lot of confused asshats...
Unfortunately, yes. But then, you have to realize that mental illness is a SERIOUS problem in this country and, well, that's the diagnosis the core of his supporters have/should have received.
Nerdy Owl
Wow, sorry then..
As a mattter of fact, yes. Tens of millions of people here, and maybe triple that around the world. Or perhaps many more, its hard to tell. Not mentally ill, by the way. It would help if they were, but sorry no. I'll just leave it at that. Was this a serious question, or just you saying "Ican't believe ANYBODY likes this guy"?
To anyone who says there shouldn´t be anyone else needed except noah or that he isn´t funny and so on: Are you aware of the fact that there is a whole team of writers and producers behind that show and that he doesn´t get to make all the calls?
I love Lewis Black!
Let the Shit Show officially begin tomorrow. A national embarrassment will become a reality.
I love Lewis Black.
Why are brilliant men like Lewis Black, so few in this world?
Wait, didn't he get a cowboy to sing for him?
Wish I could like this twice Lewis Black is great and to the point lol.
"with the edgyness of mormonism" that had me dieing
Why is it that everytime I hear something about Trump I start smelling cabbage? hmmm
Creek Walker because Trump is such a ham lmao
'Soft sensuality' sounds like GOP spin of penile erectile dysfunction.
That was spot on genius. #asshatdonald
I love this guy
Oh my god, Trump is so desperate he has resorted to Canadian entertainers - and even they turned him down.
Why isn't Kanye West performing? Aren't they "good friends"?
E.B. Trump said Kanye's music is not "traditionally American" which is true because I have never heard Native American songs sampled in his music.
that angry guy is like that german angry guy, Gernot Hassknecht, from 'Die Heute-Show.' First time Germany did something before US TV. ;)
cool
You know you're not popular when even Gary Glitter refused to perform.
Duncan Disorderly wouldnt it be funny if a drag queen troop accidently got booked lmao ... those GOP assholes would have a stroke
+moster dupstep Hilarious! Anything that involves republicans writhing in agony is never a bad idea. RuPaul should have performed. Trump probably doesn't know RuPaul is a drag artist. Now, that's a Hallmark moment waiting to happen. It's even an American Express Card "priceless" moment.
Look on Trump's face when he realises what he's holding. Pissing in the pants funny. The smile on his face once the shock wears off as he considers getting yellow with Rupaul. Priceless.
Make America Grateful Dead again! My new catchphrase.
There must be another famous animal out there, perhaps an elephant that can guarantee a golden shower.
mic drop!!
I really hope the marching band plays F You by CeeLo Green
that guy is funny as hell, but I sure miss Joan river she would of had a field day
I hope a thunderstorm hits on his inauguration day or Ice Storm for that matter,
I love how it's basically gonna be America vs the president of America.