DUMB Criminals That Got CAUGHT RED HANDED - REACTION

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  • @pinkarmadillomd
    @pinkarmadillomd 2 года назад +1064

    Steve...Steve come on down...Steve... LOL Imagine being so well known that the cop addresses you by your first name from the outset

    • @Mert_Yanik
      @Mert_Yanik 2 года назад +65

      Steve is a legend

    • @Tat2Junkie
      @Tat2Junkie 2 года назад +69

      It's a skit. "Steve the lawnmower man" has numerous RUclips videos.

    • @kaileyenns
      @kaileyenns 2 года назад +15

      It's always a Steve.

    • @bsqwahlE
      @bsqwahlE 2 года назад +5

      I like Steve.

    • @emilylong9096
      @emilylong9096 2 года назад +11

      This just screams Joe Dirt

  • @bladeofbattousai
    @bladeofbattousai 2 года назад +420

    I got a dumb criminal story. Two idiot high schoolers decided to rob a bank in this small town where everyone knows everyone. They thought if they put pantyhose over their heads, no one would know it was them. Standing in line at the bank was the best friend of one robber's mom, who immediately recognized him, and began scolding him. The other robber was recognized by his former teacher or babysitter who was also in line at the bank, who also started telling him off. Before the would be robbers even got out of the bank, one mom had been called and already driven there, caught her idiot child, and was still yelling when the police arrived. The other robber didn't get far either. I think it was successfully argued in court to give them a lighter sentence, because their lawyers claimed both were too stupid to understand the seriousness of their attempted crime.

    • @bladeofbattousai
      @bladeofbattousai 2 года назад +128

      I was visiting my mom when she had a package delivered. I was putting shoes on to go get it, and some woman had already jumped out of a car, and grabbed the box off the steps! My sister tried to bolt out the door after her, but she had too much of a head start. The thief knew it and was laughing at us. So I let the dog out. A pitbull is a lot faster than a human. Especially a human carrying a large package of DOG FOOD. The dog chased that screaming porch pirate in circles all around the yard, and then the getaway car started driving away without her. She finally tossed the box aside and ran screeching after the car down the street. She lost one of her expensive shoes. She probably stole that too. I hope she realized later she went through all that trying to steal a box of dog food.

    • @lynneconklin917
      @lynneconklin917 2 года назад +57

      @@bladeofbattousai never stand between a pit and their next meal. 😆

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone 2 года назад +49

      @@bladeofbattousai That story was hilarious!!!!! I could picture it in my head. My daughter has two pitbulls. They are so sweet and loving but strong as h***. They walk you!!!! The woman was lucky your dog didn't take her down.

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger 2 года назад +18

      Guess the lawyers got a fair assumption there😂

    • @K-popstanLuver
      @K-popstanLuver 2 года назад +9

      @@bladeofbattousai lmao that's so funny.

  • @amymattaliano7634
    @amymattaliano7634 2 года назад +1052

    I remember seeing a story a number of years back on the news where a guy broke into a store through a ceiling (he hid up in the ceiling tiles until the store closed). The store had security dogs. The criminal was scared of dogs. So, when he couldn't get back into the ceiling, he called 911 on himself saying that he was scared of the dogs.

    • @ugaladh
      @ugaladh 2 года назад +64

      there was that Miami story years ago, thieves kept breaking into a store through the ceiling, so the owner made a metal wire net and set it up under the spot in the ceiling and plugged it into the electrical power. Thief got electrocuted next time. Of course, they charged the store owner.

    • @ShowdogTiger
      @ShowdogTiger 2 года назад +103

      When we got married in the Stone Ages we bought a house instead of going on a honeymoon. Back then robbers would read the marriage announcements and rob you during your honeymoon. We had a dog (to this day affectionately referred to as the First Wife.) Brittanys do not bark a great deal. In the middle of the night she hopped off the bed and ran down the hall. The next thing I knew I heard a man screaming. Before my husband could get to her he was gone....without his pants! We called the police and he was arrested because his wallet was in the pants. We have her great great granddaughter.

    • @nicimarie
      @nicimarie 2 года назад +2

      I remember that!! 🤣🤣😄🤣

    • @Ilikefrogs..
      @Ilikefrogs.. 2 года назад

      Anxiety will fuck you over every time 🤣

    • @angr3819
      @angr3819 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @___Lyric___
    @___Lyric___ 2 года назад +420

    “I’ve never committed a crime in my life.”
    “Arent you on probation…?”
    “👁👄👁… I volunteered.”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @susukilian9759
      @susukilian9759 2 года назад +25

      To be fair, before he said the volunteer thing, he could have argued that he didn't commit the crime but had been wrongfully convicted. But clearly, volunteering for probation makes a lot more sense ^^

    • @melissablackwood
      @melissablackwood 2 года назад +6

      @@susukilian9759 Most people on probation have pled guilty to the crime. If they opt for a jury trial and are convicted, they'd likely get some prison time.

    • @susukilian9759
      @susukilian9759 2 года назад +5

      @@melissablackwood oh, I didn't know that :) I'm not from the US and I thought of people getting out of prison early because they were well-behaved or something like that. Thanks for telling me, The more you know... :)

    • @cecemac159
      @cecemac159 2 года назад +6

      @@susukilian9759 i think that is parole. When they get out early. 🙂

    • @melissablackwood
      @melissablackwood 2 года назад +11

      @@cecemac159 Correct, parole and probation are similar but not interchangeable (in the US). Parole is an early release program. People on probation may or may not have to serve jail or prison time prior to their supervision in the community.

  • @ramachandra776
    @ramachandra776 2 года назад +301

    Just searched for dumbest criminals and got these gems :-
    A Good Samaritan noticed an elderly man being robbed, so he jumped in and punched the thief. The thief was so upset, he called the police to complain.
    When police in Vancouver, Canada, asked to search Jason Pauchay’s apartment for drugs, he was not a suspect-in fact, they were looking for someone else. That all changed when they got a look at how his name was listed on his cell phone: “Jason Pauchay Drug Dealer.”
    Two men decided a back-to-school event at an office supply store would be the perfect time to do some shoplifting. After all, store clerks would be busy helping an influx of shoppers. The sale happened to coincide with the annual “Shop with a Cop” day when about 60 police officers show up to help children pick out school supplies.
    Two machete-wielding men barged into a Sydney, Australia, bar demanding money. They didn’t know the club was hosting a bikers’ meeting at the time. One of the robbers ended up in the hospital, the other hog-tied with electrical wire.

    • @ugaladh
      @ugaladh 2 года назад +22

      People who call the cops because someone steals their drugs.

    • @Flowergurl2000
      @Flowergurl2000 2 года назад +25

      I once got the knife of a would be mugger, and threatened to tell his Mom! Jacked up on adrenaline, 22 yo female.

    • @loriw2661
      @loriw2661 2 года назад +3

      These are amazing!!

    • @bladeofbattousai
      @bladeofbattousai 2 года назад +2

      Those are great!

    • @dannythekingofchaosandkitt4892
      @dannythekingofchaosandkitt4892 Год назад +2

      bua bua bua buaaaaaaa... well, that's really one hell of bad luck for them 😬🤣🤣

  • @maritasue5067
    @maritasue5067 2 года назад +262

    Stories from (very) rural northern Minnesota.
    Couple of city guys purchased a farm, telling the locals they were tired of city life. They prepared and planted corn, like many of their neighbors, but the locals found it suspicious that they patrolled their corn fields armed with rifles. Their behavior was reported to the sheriff who arranged a fly-over. A few rows of corn were hiding the real cannabis cash crop.
    About 20 mikes away, in a tiny town, the chief of police stopped for a haircut on his way to work, leaving his keys in his pickup. When he came out of the barbershop - no truck. He decided he’d just walk the 2 blocks to the station and report it stollen, but there it was on the next block parked in front of the bank. He chuckled and figured one of his officers was joking with him, so he got in and drove to work. As the police chief walked in to the station, they got a silent alarm from the bank; robbery in progress. The robber ran out of the bank with his loot, but that getaway vehicle he’d just stolen was gone! He ran but was caught soon after trying to hide in a corn field.

    • @michellestratford9753
      @michellestratford9753 2 года назад +7

      I love these 😂🤣

    • @maritasue5067
      @maritasue5067 2 года назад +20

      @Smoke 003723 , sorry, but that would have been perfect, wouldn’t it? The weed-cornfield was miles outside of town and the one the bank robber tried to hide in was right on the city limits, about a block behind the bank.

    • @melissablackwood
      @melissablackwood 2 года назад +13

      "If you build it, they will come." 🌽⚾

    • @battlebear437
      @battlebear437 Год назад +1

      In a northern Minnesota town a snowmobiler decides he’s gonna flee from the cops but during the pursuit he’s not looking where he’s going and runs into the side of one of the squad cars.

    • @thesheerwoodcrow5465
      @thesheerwoodcrow5465 Год назад +1

      How many of your crimes involve corn fields?

  • @Me-pe5xl
    @Me-pe5xl 2 года назад +140

    "Maybe I will, maybe I won't..." that's become an in-joke between a friend and myself. Lmao! The accent just makes that video even funnier.

    • @cockatootledo
      @cockatootledo 2 года назад +2

      That video was so funny the cops like steeeeveee lol

  • @jillmiley9596
    @jillmiley9596 2 года назад +196

    My dad was a cop for 30+ years. Once he caught some criminals because they took pictures of their crimes and then had the film developed at Walmart. The employee who was developing the pictures called the police.

    • @rolandhansen812
      @rolandhansen812 2 года назад +1

      Of course now SO many people do illegal stuff and film themselves doing it and post it on TikTok and other social media

    • @42bluey
      @42bluey 2 года назад +13

      😂😂🤦🤦omg can't crooks are so dam dumb

    • @lokicooper4690
      @lokicooper4690 2 года назад +11

      Well, that was one problem with having film developed - people got to see your pictures too.

    • @Crowski
      @Crowski 2 года назад +5

      @@lokicooper4690 I don’t think many people knew that. 😂😂😂 So many naughty photos.

    • @lokicooper4690
      @lokicooper4690 2 года назад +7

      @@Crowski Oh, yeaaah! I knew someone who worked at a photo developing place. They’d see all manner of things. Worst part about the naughty ones is, they could make their own copies if they truly wanted. Against the rules, probably illegal, definitely immoral, but you know some of them did it.

  • @ashleycurry2981
    @ashleycurry2981 2 года назад +709

    I was a cop for 7 yrs; the amount of dumb criminals is ridiculous

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +25

      Stories!!! I want stories!!!

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 2 года назад +16

      You know, if there weren't so many evil criminals, it would be sort of be okay to see goofy ones now and then.

    • @floraposteschild4184
      @floraposteschild4184 2 года назад +31

      You don't have to be smart to be a criminal. In fact, being dumb is sometimes part of the job description.

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +3

      @@floraposteschild4184 so what you're saying is you must fail an intelligence test to get the job? Lol

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 2 года назад +13

      People are dumb, so criminals obviously would be. Smart criminals don’t usually get caught

  • @jessicaizard7630
    @jessicaizard7630 2 года назад +143

    Dear Charlotte, I was watching you a few months ago, during a sleepover with my eleven year old niece. She woke up and we watched you together, now I'm not allowed to watch your videos without her! We sit down and watch you every Tuesday afternoon, and laugh and laugh. She thinks you are so pretty, and even got her mom to agree to let her color her hair red. You have 2 big fans, in Myrtle Beach, SC! I'm getting her the PETTY hoodie for her 12th birthday. Thank you for being wonderful,
    Paisley and Aunt Jess

    • @P3rmissionD3ni3d
      @P3rmissionD3ni3d 2 года назад +13

      That is really sweet. Charlotte is so wholesome.

    • @randyhodges8782
      @randyhodges8782 2 года назад +2

      Yeah. Sweet.

    • @qutipiecx
      @qutipiecx Год назад +1

      this is so sweet. Charolette should’ve given your niece that sweater for her birthday for free! hehe 😝

  • @katharineoneill3892
    @katharineoneill3892 2 года назад +70

    That sky-jack was probably one of the funniest things I'd ever seen.

    • @marinthegoedschalk7245
      @marinthegoedschalk7245 2 года назад +13

      Come on UP, maybe I will, maybe I won't....I died🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @adacircosta4550
      @adacircosta4550 2 года назад +8

      An officer pulled over a suspected drunk driver and asked him to step out of his car. The man replied, " I'm too drunk. You come in ".

  • @paganbornspiritbear8249
    @paganbornspiritbear8249 2 года назад +76

    I have 2 “dumb criminal” stories for you. The first…when I was in HS, a local convenience store was robbed, by 2 classmates. This was back when registers still used journal tape to record sales. The two boys were unable to pry the drawer open quickly, so they took the entire register and ran with it. Little did they realize that the journal tape had fell out, leaving a trail that led the police to where they were hiding in the bushes, 2 blocks away, attempting to pry open the drawer. Baahahaha! I have hysterics whenever I recall that incident, as it was just incredibly funny!
    #2.). A man had served 5 years in prison for an attempted bank robbery. On the day he was released from prison, he decided to give the bank robbery scheme one last go. Walking into a local bank, he handed the teller a deposit slip (from his old account) with “quietly, and quickly put all your money in the bag”, written on the back of the deposit slip. The teller informed the would-be robber, that the deposit slip was from the bank across the street, and he would have to go to that bank for it to be honored. And…he did! Leaving the teller time to contact both the police and the other bank.

    • @JohnJ469
      @JohnJ469 Год назад +7

      They can be that dumb. Many years ago my local Doctor's clinic was robbed. The doctor on duty said the money was all in the time delayed safe but offered to write the robber a cheque. The robber agreed and was arrested the next morning at the bank next door to the clinic when he arrived to cash the cheque.

  • @welt8669
    @welt8669 2 года назад +724

    This reminds me of when I was in the 7th grade and my school was constantly getting bomb threats and they were giving out a $1000 reward to anyone who had information and the kid who was the culprit turned himself in and then asked where his money was. I still laugh about this 🤣

    • @tiffanytorres6374
      @tiffanytorres6374 2 года назад +45

      Lmao 😂 at my high school a kid used the school phone to make a bomb threat call and was caught on camera and traced back easily. They’re so “smart”.

    • @toyyatoy
      @toyyatoy 2 года назад +9

      🤣

    • @jilla8503
      @jilla8503 2 года назад +8

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @MrsWellner
      @MrsWellner 2 года назад

      Young and stupid. Hope they learned from their mistakes. Yikes!!!

    • @jennawebb4225
      @jennawebb4225 2 года назад +7

      Wow that sounds too good to be true 🤣

  • @carolnacarato4448
    @carolnacarato4448 2 года назад +52

    I think one of the funniest things I've ever seen regarding dumb criminals was on the show Cops years ago. They were chasing a perp through a trailer park and they finally sniffed him out hiding underneath a trailer. As they were pulling him out, unprovoked he said out of the blue "if you find any drugs under there they ain't mine"😂 so funny.

  • @earndoggy
    @earndoggy 2 года назад +246

    Saw this video once about a drunk guy stopped by the cops. They were doing the field tests and had him handcuffed and his ba!!s started to itch. He was doing this weird bouncy thing and begging the cops to scratch them for him. They were trying to read his Miranda rights to him and kept having to start over because they were laughing so hard.

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +6

      Lmao omg!!!!

    • @sheilavaughn296
      @sheilavaughn296 2 года назад +7

      I gotta find that video! 🤞

    • @sheilavaughn296
      @sheilavaughn296 2 года назад +18

      Found it! "My nuts are itchy can I scratch em?" That's just one of the titles. Lol It's old but so funny with the way he talks! And the cops are hilarious!! Thank you for that Gem!!!

    • @earndoggy
      @earndoggy 2 года назад +3

      @@sheilavaughn296 you're welcome lmao it's one of my favorites!

    • @renlosee5223
      @renlosee5223 2 года назад +5

      This reminds me of the story I read about a guy who got in a car drunk, then turned himself in for DUI... MIND YOU this was his third offense. I kid you not, this is stereotypical of crimes here. People are so stupid here

  • @MaybeitsmeJulia
    @MaybeitsmeJulia 2 года назад +67

    Judge: "We've got all this leftover probation time laying around. Someone should go and do it"
    This Guy: "Your honor, happy to serve!"

  • @theyellowshoe
    @theyellowshoe 2 года назад +175

    Years ago there was a show called dumb criminals (I think). On one episode a guy knocked himself out by a cinder block held over his head, he was trying to break the plate glass of a store. The owner had recently replaced it with a clear plastic. The cinder block bounced back to the robber, and down he went! 🤣 It happened so fast his arms were still upraised! 🤦‍♀️ I almost peed myself laughing so hard!
    I think the show was called America's dumbest criminals.

    • @Me-pe5xl
      @Me-pe5xl 2 года назад +16

      I remember seeing a pair of criminals doing this. One throw the brick and knocked the other guy out. Then KOed himself. Glorious!

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +8

      I remember that!!! Lmao I laughed soooo hard

    • @theskyischill
      @theskyischill 2 года назад +3

      Ah yes Charlotte would love that show. 🤣 I sure did.

    • @MelanaC
      @MelanaC 2 года назад +10

      There was also a guy trying to steal a minivan and he threw a rock at the window in frustration when he couldn’t get into the door with his screwdriver! The rock bounced off the window and smashed him in the face! He stumbled backwards and fell over more bricks landing on his butt! This all took so long that police turned up and arrest him! All caught on a Ringcam… yay 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @jgw5491
      @jgw5491 2 года назад +12

      "World's Dumbest...Criminals, Partiers, Daredevils..." TruTV, a fun show to catch while channel surfing.😵

  • @openhearts5000
    @openhearts5000 2 года назад +74

    On the flip side -in the middle of the 2015 refugee crisis here in Hungary, police reported that they struck down a terrorist group in a flat in the capital city, found some bombs and guns which they have taken into custody as well as arresting the people in said flat.
    The day after the publicly apologized. It turns out, they arrested a bunch of history enthusiasts who were assembling a new collection for a museum and were examining the weapons.

    • @renlosee5223
      @renlosee5223 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @vivienkoles1880
      @vivienkoles1880 2 года назад

      Hahahaha, I don't remember this one! My fav is when some people stole a surveillance camera, and it filmed them of course (also in Hungary). 😂😂😂

  • @reginamachamer821
    @reginamachamer821 2 года назад +3

    The guy driving the lift down the road while sitting on a case of beer 9:50 is by far my favorite lmao when he starts going up I lost it 😂

  • @MsKikachu
    @MsKikachu 2 года назад +192

    About "not being suspiciously dressed" - when I was working in bank, there once was a guy trying to rob our customer service center. It was a crazy day and we all were extremely tired, that even my colleague, who received the note with threats even didn't react to that and he, lukcely for us, run off. But I remember noticing the guy, since he was sitting right un front of me while in line, and I did register that he had scarf covering his face and hat covering all the rest except for eyes - and only thing that came to my mind was "weird it's not that cold Today"
    Before that, I was also sure that I would, in any situation notice masked people.

    • @HannaBenana
      @HannaBenana 2 года назад +19

      Something similar happened when I worked at GameStop. A man handed my coworker a note that said "this is a robbery" and she just typed it into our system, looked at him, and in an exhausted voice said "I'm sorry, we don't have that game in stock." And he just walked away, haha

  • @tiffanytorres6374
    @tiffanytorres6374 2 года назад +68

    LMFAO! 🤣 This had me cracking up at my job in the vet clinic. I always enjoy watching videos of people getting caught doing a dumb crime and really try to play it off like they’re innocent 😂 “I never committed a crime sir. I volunteered”

    • @me2ontube
      @me2ontube 2 года назад +9

      and the guy going up n down on the machine 😆

  • @TwiggyHetfield27
    @TwiggyHetfield27 2 года назад +37

    "I was listening to sunshine & whiskey."
    Ma'am... stopped in the middle of a highway with your eyes closed? More like dreaming about sunshine after sippin on some whiskey.

  • @sfowler1017
    @sfowler1017 2 года назад +5

    "You're sitting on beer, Steve."
    😂 I never get tired of that video.

  • @sargampareek2774
    @sargampareek2774 2 года назад +33

    I saw this on news, I think it was in Mexico. A guy came to rob a shop, shopkeeper said he can't find the keys and asked him to come back after an hour. He DID come back after an hour and police were waiting for him. I am sure that robber lost his faith in humanity that day 😂🤣

  • @laurapiacentinicasarin8205
    @laurapiacentinicasarin8205 2 года назад +5

    THE GUY ON THE LIFT OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD "MAYBE I COME DOWN, MAYBE IM NOT" AAAAAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mewtal_bean_13
    @mewtal_bean_13 2 года назад +95

    I actually had a similar experience with the one that the guys were trying to get into the wrong car. I worked at a club. I worked front desk and on the way out the last guy decided he was going to rob my cash register. I gave them the money trying not to get hurt. They ran out. So happens that my coworker drove the same type of vehicle they did. They got confused and tried to get in her SUV. She obviously locked them out. Then they realized it wasn't their's got into their vehicle and took off. Icing on the cake the guy was trying to sell his car so all of his info was written in marker on the back of his car... They were caught within 20 minutes.

  • @laurapalmer3403
    @laurapalmer3403 2 года назад +4

    Steve is a comedian and has a whole series of his interactions with police, his wife and inside his workshop. He has been around for years and is hilarious.

  • @Hawk1966
    @Hawk1966 2 года назад +102

    Many years ago I worked 3rd shift at a gas station. This is back in the mechanical pump days. Two guys in a church school van (was stolen) pull in way past the pump. As I usually did I grabbed the nozzle and slapped the pump on. I get to the door and ask what they want the driver says "The money." and the passenger flashes a revolver in his waistband. I gave them a decent squirt from the hose then pulled my Zippo out of my pocket and said "Lets ALL burn!" Guy almost took my arm off ripping out of the lot. Cops weren't exactly happy with me but two guys in a church van at 3am stinking of gasoline were easy to catch.

    • @cecemac159
      @cecemac159 2 года назад

      I dont know u but i love you!!!!!!!
      This is how i used to stop men from assulting me in middle of night walking home! Simply act effing crazy! One guy grabbed me and said "you're coming with me" i immediately start yelling with the craziestlook in my eyes im sure." you think so asshole? Im a fucking lesbian and i hate DICK!" WHILE STARING IN HIS EYES ! His whole face changed his eyes too, he released his grip on my arm and he yells while running away" you're a crazzy bitch"

    • @cecemac159
      @cecemac159 2 года назад +11

      Your story is a bit crazier but still if u act crazier than the psycho they will get scared and bolt. Good job.

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 2 года назад +7

      @@cecemac159 most people with a lap full of gasoline are going to bolt from the guy with the lighter.

    • @cecemac159
      @cecemac159 2 года назад +3

      @@Hawk1966 thats my point exactly. Your crazy was enough to make them bolt. I love it sir! 😀 the story is legendary

    • @cecemac159
      @cecemac159 2 года назад +5

      @@Hawk1966 the cops really should have taken a moment to laugh and enjoy how fast your intelligence kicked in. No way the man was shooting u with gasoline everywhere.

  • @hope6471
    @hope6471 2 года назад +49

    These people are a true blessing to police. They make their job so much easier.

  • @nishimoopen1645
    @nishimoopen1645 2 года назад +6

    The policeman who asked if he volunteered to be on probation has me in TEARS😂🤣😂

  • @mcpossum
    @mcpossum 2 года назад +118

    Almost to 1 million! So excited for you, Charlotte!

    • @samdale7322
      @samdale7322 2 года назад +8

      I read that in her voice 😭😭😂😂

    • @picolesantos
      @picolesantos 2 года назад +5

      We all are so happy for her! She deserves it so much!❤️

    • @CharlotteDobre
      @CharlotteDobre  2 года назад +26

      Around a month and we will hit it!!!🎉

    • @sheilavaughn296
      @sheilavaughn296 2 года назад +2

      @@CharlotteDobre And then it's party time!! Can't wait!! 🍾🥂🍻🍸 And I don't even drink! Lol

  • @athenabarefoottree-hugger7135
    @athenabarefoottree-hugger7135 2 года назад +38

    Guys robbed the bank in our local mall. The cops apprehended them, sitting in their car in the parking lot. They could not believe that they were caught because they said the sangoma, spiritual doctor, made them invisible. They could not understand why the cops could see them.

  • @lcatwoman13
    @lcatwoman13 2 года назад +44

    I'm a manager at a drugstore and we had this woman come in all the time take ages in the store and constantly stealing. One day she refused to leave when I told her to so I called police. They showed up and it turns out she had warrants for her arrest.

  • @sihemb2826
    @sihemb2826 2 года назад +9

    This reminds me of a story in my city . Some robbers decided to rob a store at 3p.m., the owner told them to come back at 6p.m. because he'll have more money. They left and he called the police. But the robbers came back at 5p.m. and he, again told them to come at 6p.m. and THEY DID

  • @richardcranium9025
    @richardcranium9025 2 года назад +20

    I think my favorite dumb criminal was the guy that broke into an apartment with the intent to rob it. Said apartment belonged to an Olympic fencer. She happened to be practicing, foil in hand, when the would be robber broke in. He was detained until police arrived.

    • @SynchroScore
      @SynchroScore 2 года назад +5

      I remember a story of somebody who tried to pickpocket an Olympic sprinter at an airport. He didn't get away.

  • @Brandon84J
    @Brandon84J 2 года назад +2

    The dude in the scissor jack was a whole character, and was absolutely hilarious lol

  • @grandmajenjen8
    @grandmajenjen8 2 года назад +59

    I work with digital evidence at a law enforcement agency and this is what I do all day long!!! Watch people act like idiots!!! You should have me as a guest on your show. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RabbidTribble
      @RabbidTribble 2 года назад +8

      I'm really curious- do you mind if I ask how you got into that line of work? What sort of qualifications do you have to have for that?

    • @grandmajenjen8
      @grandmajenjen8 2 года назад +3

      @@RabbidTribble Honestly, I've just worked there a really long time. Technology changes so quickly, I learn as I go.

    • @RabbidTribble
      @RabbidTribble 2 года назад +1

      @@grandmajenjen8 Ah, I see. Did you start in another job and just move over, then?

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger 2 года назад +1

      @@grandmajenjen8 so.... Are you technically a lawyer, or more of an IT Guy, or ... whatever?

  • @KasaisfireZarasmagic
    @KasaisfireZarasmagic 2 года назад +20

    I work retail in a deli. The door is right next to the deli. Some guy came up ordered food said his friend had the wallet and walked out the door. Not 2 minutes later he came back and asked for a fork. Being a low level employee I couldn't stop him only report it. but he stole then came back and asked for a fork. Management was all on lunch and didn't answer the calls about it until they guy had long since left. Not sure who's dumber

  • @_faith_6958
    @_faith_6958 2 года назад +7

    That lady in the car was about as convincing as when my little brother said 'I wasn't sleeping! I was just blinking fir a long time!'

  • @viktorianemet4512
    @viktorianemet4512 2 года назад +21

    A good one to add to the list would be that Hungarian man who tried to rob a bank with a note, handed in his ID too when he was asked for it. The judge of course asked him why he tried to rob the bank and he said he wanted to go to jail so he doesn't have to deal with his wife 😅 best part was when he was just sent home, no jail time because he was old & not deemed a danger 😂

  • @msSweeTae
    @msSweeTae 2 года назад +26

    10:00 this one is so funny xD
    I'm glad police officers and firemen have something to laugh about here and there.

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 2 года назад

      I was just saying before the fireman showed up, there's a manual setting where you can shut it off and close it down. Lmao idiot.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 2 года назад +6

      That one seems too funny to be real! Just like a scene from a comedy. I would definitely watch the "Steve on a Manlift" show! 😂
      "Come and git me, how 'bout dat?"
      I needed something to make me laugh today. Yesterday my precious dog was killed in a horrible freak accident and I'm overcome with grief.

    • @sdsamara
      @sdsamara 2 года назад +2

      This one definitely seems like a Reno 911 skit

    • @autumn1734
      @autumn1734 2 года назад +3

      @@LazyIRanch someone said it was a shot in another comment still funny the

    • @karennaylor7138
      @karennaylor7138 2 года назад +2

      @@LazyIRanch sorry about your dog!

  • @Kimmee_S
    @Kimmee_S 2 года назад +13

    Years ago, a guy broke into the city/county building, here in Pittsburgh. He took a Polaroid picture of himself, but he threw it away, thinking it didn’t develop. Well, it did and he got arrested.

  • @colorcutie97
    @colorcutie97 2 года назад +5

    Steve was definitely the highlight of this video. “Maybe I’ll come down. Maybe I won’t.”

  • @Whiskers74
    @Whiskers74 2 года назад +2

    11:04 "I wasn't sleeping". Neither was my dad in his arm chair every night after dinner. Haha
    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Thanks for the laugh, as usual.

  • @theskyischill
    @theskyischill 2 года назад +19

    It made my morning seeing that robber getting decked by security baton. 😂

    • @Ater_Draco
      @Ater_Draco 2 года назад +4

      Watch the whole vid. Its even funnier when he ends up crying under three Glaswegian coppers who take him take

    • @me2ontube
      @me2ontube 2 года назад +2

      he got wacked pretty good

    • @grillpaneddymsp7716
      @grillpaneddymsp7716 2 года назад +2

      Police wear neon green here so we can see them from far away and get help

  • @eowyn8340
    @eowyn8340 2 года назад +4

    My dad is a retired cop and has so many hilarious stories of dumb criminals and drunks. I got to work for him as an undercover minor in my teens and saw some crazy stuff too. 😂

  • @theresaparsons77
    @theresaparsons77 2 года назад +68

    I wish I could sub to you multiple times so you could get to a million already. I love your content and your sense of humor. Thank you for sharing yourself and your content with us. Every single day. Much love from Kentucky.

    • @CharlotteDobre
      @CharlotteDobre  2 года назад +22

      One sub is enough, thank you for the support! 🎉❤

    • @theresaparsons77
      @theresaparsons77 2 года назад +1

      @@CharlotteDobre. Thank you. You’re the one that fills my day with laughter.

  • @keithbraham6438
    @keithbraham6438 2 года назад +3

    Charlotte, I just got done watching the Johnny Depp trial and needed a boost. Thanks I needed this, the genius with the face tattoos and money down his pants is pure gold😂😂

  • @cbkqmom
    @cbkqmom 2 года назад +10

    That scissor lift dude was absolutely hilarious! I had to look up the full thing, lmfao- so good! (Edit: YT search-Steve’s drunk and high dui, Steve jessup posted 2010)

  • @zwaimariesantana5346
    @zwaimariesantana5346 2 года назад +6

    Lol was I the only one who flinched when the cop was going to hit the robber

  • @pennyc7833
    @pennyc7833 2 года назад +7

    I remember back when I was in 7th grade as part of a class assignment I had to make a radio show and read some news reports during song breaks. The paper I was using for the reports had a 'News of the Weird' section and the article that day said that someone that was resisting arrest and in a car chase was caught rather easily because they were using their turn signal. I know it's happened since then, but news wasn't as easy to get back in the early 90s so it stuck in my head. LOL

  • @alyzu4755
    @alyzu4755 2 года назад +7

    My brother used to be a cop. He got a call about a robbery in progress at a convenience store. He showed up and the robber took off. It was nighttime and he was wearing full-on black, including a hood.
    Along with those shoes that light up with every step.
    Needless to say, he was caught. ☺️

  • @RabbidTribble
    @RabbidTribble 2 года назад +17

    There are some great videos out there of criminals getting a beat-down from their would-be victims or even from passersby. Would love to see you react to those, too, as this one was hilarious.

  • @SelenityDreaming
    @SelenityDreaming 2 года назад +2

    So, ten years ago, I was working for a bank in Richmond, VA. On my very first day working out of training as a commercial teller, I was robbed by a man who had just been (erroneously) released from prison that morning. He had been serving time for robbing our branch 4 months prior 🤦🏻‍♀️ In his haste to rob us again, he had neglected to arrange for a getaway vehicle & was subsequently arrested at a gas station down the street, trying to get away on a stolen bicycle he didn’t know how to ride…I wish I were making this up. I can laugh a bit about this now, but at the time, it was the most traumatic event of my life!

  • @chereisiecrawford339
    @chereisiecrawford339 2 года назад +7

    I worked loss prevention about 20 years ago, and oh boy, I have some dumb criminal stories. Though my favorite was a woman and her baby. She figured she would grab a bunch of steaks and hide them in her baby's stroller, under her baby. Well baby wasn't having it and kept tossing the packages out of the stroller. She kept trying for about 20 minutes before deciding to stuff everything into her sweater and try running out of the store with her child still tossing the remaining packages out of the stroller lol.

    • @renlosee5223
      @renlosee5223 2 года назад +2

      Obviously the kid was just trying to tell mama not to steal!

  • @wolfywox
    @wolfywox 2 года назад +4

    My favorite story is the robbers that broke into a house, tied up the woman living there, and insisted she hand over all the jewelry and money she had. Then they looked over and saw family pictures of her with her husband, who was out for the night. It was Dolph Lundgren. They'd broken into Dolph Lundgren's house, threatened his wife, and stolen his stuff. Needless to say, they booked it out of there, because they weren't trying to be around when he came home.

  • @InteriorDesignStudent
    @InteriorDesignStudent 2 года назад +8

    I need more of Steve and the cop and the cherry picker. 🤣

  • @gm-xc5hl
    @gm-xc5hl 2 года назад +3

    I got to leave work early today. My kids will be like detectives when they get home, checking for evidence of what I was up to without them! Kids are great detectives. They will keep you on your game.

  • @kana7613
    @kana7613 2 года назад +4

    That lady who gets her hand hit while in the mail box you should hear the audio is scream is amazing

  • @Mythocentric
    @Mythocentric 2 года назад +2

    A place one of my daughters worked at made very exclusive (and expensive) bakeware. As Christmas approached, one character decided that roasting trays could turn a very handsome profit and began to stash them away for later removal. Came the day and our friend turned up for work wearing an old army greatcoat. At finishing time he walked out and set off into town (looking somewhat bulkier than when he arrived). Unknown to him management, alarmed by the seemingly high ratio of 'scrap' roasting trays being reported, had kept a close watch on him and alerted the police. He reached town before he realised that he was being followed, panicked and made a run for it. He didn't get far as the roasting trays attached to various parts of his body with string harnesses began to detach themselves. When they arrested the thoroughly exhausted thief still had about eighty of them hung around his neck and waist besides the thirty or so which had fallen off!

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +51

    I just love your content. It never fails to brighten my day and make me laugh. Love your positivity and wholesomeness

  • @teeny733
    @teeny733 2 года назад +11

    In my state, we had a similar thing happen - some teenagers broke into this old lady's house and found "powder" that they stole.
    ....the powder ended up being the cremated remains of her two great danes.

  • @SonjaElizabethTeal
    @SonjaElizabethTeal 2 года назад +7

    Lord!🤦🏾‍♀️
    Coming to this channel always makes me so happy!
    Thanks, Charlotte!

  • @summerdais325
    @summerdais325 2 года назад +8

    😆 A couple of years ago here where I live a couple of guys robbed a gas station. The police found them by following the literal trail of money to a (walkup) apartment where they were counting what they stole. Don't do drugs, kids. 😂

  • @gaelenfrenchescaurminita9561
    @gaelenfrenchescaurminita9561 2 года назад +15

    It's 12:03 am and i'm here for my daily dose of Charlotte reacting to dumb things

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +1

      Where are you? It's so early in the morning for you!! Or late... lol I'm starting my morning with her.

  • @goofykitty286
    @goofykitty286 2 года назад +2

    Oh my gosh, the comments have me rolling 🤣🤣🤣 with all the extra fun stories. Do more of these vids! 👏🏼👏🏼
    The local drunk guy, Steve, was hilarious 😂.

  • @amandadowell2869
    @amandadowell2869 2 года назад +23

    All I could think about was how much the gas he was spraying was going to cost.

    • @renlosee5223
      @renlosee5223 2 года назад +4

      So glad that I am not the only one!
      But probably was worth it. $50 bucks give or take to save my ass from kidnapping/robbery/murder/etc... I'll take it

    • @R0ck5teady
      @R0ck5teady 2 года назад +3

      Yeah but the cost of a little gas was totally worth not being robbed or kidnapped

  • @perrine502
    @perrine502 2 года назад +2

    When Steve is getting up, I couldn’t stop laughing 🥹

  • @8bitlatina845
    @8bitlatina845 2 года назад +19

    Here’s one: a former coworker of mine, got so drunk one night, he stripped down to his birthday suit, stole his neighbor’s tractor, and proceeded to drive down the highway in the middle of the night.

  • @MorbidKat
    @MorbidKat 2 года назад +2

    The cops being sassy 🤣😂 so fed up with people and it shows lmao

  • @pattmahiney
    @pattmahiney 2 года назад +10

    I've called 911 on accident a few times... I took my case off my phone for a little while and I guess it would hit the emergency call button while I walked with it in my pocket. I'd be getting calls and voicemails from the sheriff's office asking if I was okay lmao. One time I didn't realize for like 15 minutes and they said the ambulance was on its way already 😂😂 imagine smoking a joint with your friends and you accidentally call the cops on yourself lmao. Thank god I was able to tell them it was a false alarm and I apologized.

  • @jscoulter61
    @jscoulter61 2 года назад +1

    That guy in the Sky Jack had me lol-ing so hard! esp. when he went up and down hahaha....ALMOST genius 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch
    @RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch 2 года назад +16

    @Charlotte Dobre, I LOVED this video!
    One of my guilty pleasures has always been seeing stupid criminals get theirs. In fact, the Peacock streaming service has a show called "So Dumb, It's Criminal," hosted by Snoop Dogg, and the gasoline clip and the clip of the guy using a mini-bat to swat the arm reaching through the mail slot were featured on one of the first season's episodes.
    Did I mention I REALLY love seeing stupid criminals get theirs?

    • @linabasilisk1955
      @linabasilisk1955 2 года назад +1

      Don't feel guilty. Stupid should hurt enough that the perpetrator of the stupidity will remember to not be so stupid next time. Besides, if someone can't be a good example, they may have to be a horrible warning. I love seeing stupid people in general, but particularly stupid criminals, get theirs. My former job involved dealing with felons all day, so I have had some personal experience in that department. I just enjoy watching the travesty unfold and knowing I don't have to do any paperwork because of it.

    • @RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch
      @RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch 2 года назад +1

      @@linabasilisk1955 Thank you for this.
      Truly, "guilty" is not the right word. Frankly, between Snoop Dogg hosting a show on Peacock that deals with this very topic (as well as two of the clips in Charlotte's video shown on recent episodes) as well as having less than zero tolerance for stupidity, then I truly have no reason to feel guilty.
      Yes, I also love the part about the seeing someone being a good example of a horrible warning. The part about you not needing to do paperwork on the matter made me literally laugh out loud.
      Thank you for the good vibes and the much needed laughter.

  • @stacys8729
    @stacys8729 2 года назад +2

    These were great! Thank you Charlotte. :) Steve sitting on the beer case on the lift killed me.

  • @sarah1467
    @sarah1467 2 года назад +4

    when my aunt was around 6yrs old my grandma left her alone at home and took my mom to the hospital. And two men knocked on the door wanting to make her open it. And when she said “who is it?” they said grandma sent them and asked if shes alone and she said “im not alone im with maja and medo” and they clearly saw everyone leave the house so they thought they were toys. lets say they were pretty fast to run when she opened the door and two dobermans jumped out😅

  • @allya4749
    @allya4749 2 года назад +1

    'Come down Steve!' 😂😂 Steve was hilarious!!

  • @Onyx-qd9tl
    @Onyx-qd9tl 2 года назад +4

    What was Dad’s last act on earth…? To make a bunch of robbers ashamed of themselves. I feel like he’d be proud of that, actually 😂

  • @LysippeLee
    @LysippeLee 2 года назад +2

    The guys forgetting where they're parked - I can totally relate. 🤣

  • @jennifergreggerson6225
    @jennifergreggerson6225 2 года назад +8

    Every day on my lunch break I have a routine and first thing I do is see if Charlotte posted a video. Always a nice mid day treat ☺️

  • @lynneufeld3175
    @lynneufeld3175 2 года назад +1

    Charlotte's southern accent is spot on! Has me snorting my coffee out! Chef's kiss 💋

  • @clarisenagle1
    @clarisenagle1 2 года назад +10

    Charlotte: “I’ve been on plenty of heists” police show up in an hour because the trolls can’t take a joke 😂

  • @conniecadaver9439
    @conniecadaver9439 2 года назад +1

    You didn't see the entire video of the guy in the building society! There's an extended version where someone actually walks into the bank and he darts out past them after realising 🤣 Also, congratulations on nearly hitting a million 👏 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 🎊

  • @thomaskeil1437
    @thomaskeil1437 2 года назад +7

    When I worked for Sears, we had a large lady place a portable television (yes, it was that long ago) between her legs and walked out of the store. She to step off the curb, which at that point the television fell out.
    Another time a shoplifter wore the wrong footwear for making his escape. He took off for a vacant lot, his sandal fell off and his foot was cut. The pursuing manager had to get a store wheelchair to bring him back.
    Saw a video of a young man wearing his pants low on his body while trying to escape the police on foot. He lost his pants and was subsequently apprehended.
    Lesson, be like a boy scout and come prepared.

    • @renlosee5223
      @renlosee5223 2 года назад +2

      That last reason is the real reason you shouldn't be wearing pants that low! 😂🤣

  • @MsMookalate
    @MsMookalate 2 года назад +2

    Volunteer Robber had me at the first half 🥹😂😂😂😅
    Steve is a whole vibe.😭😭😭😭
    The Sleeping Illusion Lady was listening to what she’s was drinking in the morning
    Also, @11:50 That man is bling he actually need to see a obstetrician

  • @24chibimanga
    @24chibimanga 2 года назад +18

    The amount of times I've asked shoplifters what they have in their pockets, and then proceeded to pat every pocket but the one that obviously has something in it, like yah I definitely don't see the giant box in your pocket under your shirt that was not there when you walked in.

  • @ceceryder9192
    @ceceryder9192 2 года назад +1

    The sunshine and whiskey part had me laughing so hard! 🤣

  • @laurafletcher6526
    @laurafletcher6526 2 года назад +3

    10:22 absolutely hilarious.
    I'm sorry but if I was a policewoman and came across this man. I would have to let him go on entertainment alone! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zackmartin4595
    @zackmartin4595 Год назад +1

    The dude on the lift has me outta breath crying 😂😂😂 he is my dumb criminal hero omg . “Maybe I’ll come down, or maybe I won’t .” Starts bringing him down “ i know my rights! God dang it! “ lmao free Steve!! Please he’s comedy gold ! He just wanted to get back to the job site 😂😂😂

  • @ramachandra776
    @ramachandra776 2 года назад +13

    Snorting somebody's parents ashes (a la Keith Richards ) or getting a life sentence for stealing a bar of chocolate 🤣 . Karma truly is the empress of petty .
    Edit :- the boys actually took the remains of two dogs and the robbery victims husband .

    • @karennaylor7138
      @karennaylor7138 2 года назад

      Maybe havings snorted the dogs’ remains will make them nicer 🙂

  • @annatheota23
    @annatheota23 2 года назад +5

    3:17 never accidentally called 911, but when I was little (b/t 9 and 11-years-old), I accidentally called my local fire department when I was really trying to call my mom at work lol

    • @annatheota23
      @annatheota23 2 года назад +1

      when the firefighter picked up saying "[my town] fire department, how may I help you?", I was like "uhhhh, I'm trying to call my mom" and then hung up lmaooo

  • @EllaBee90
    @EllaBee90 2 года назад +4

    Catalytic converters are the main things to get stolen since last year in my town and the police can't seem to catch them in the act. Last February I was up at around 3am, unable to sleep, and I heard some noise. It was -24C outside, I didn't feel like it but I got to the door and saw some light under my car. I flashed the outdoor light to get them out of under there and rushed outside to scream at them (4'8 me in a t-shirt and faux crocs) The two guys took off running. They went so fast, they left their car jack behind. I called the cops and they came to pick it up. I told them who it was and that was it. (We live in a small town, everybody knows each other. I even left them a nice Messenger note)
    No one touches my stuff. LOL

  • @pammclaughlin8210
    @pammclaughlin8210 2 года назад +1

    “Come on down Steve”…..OMG I am crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cates6431
    @cates6431 2 года назад +3

    I hope that guy got reimbursed for his gas, lol. Can you imagine going home and telling your spouse "I spent triple what I meant to at the gas station, and you'll NEVER guess why." 🤣

    • @suzi_mai
      @suzi_mai 2 года назад +1

      I would have lit them up!

  • @vhagerty
    @vhagerty 2 года назад +4

    I vaguely remember a story from the 1980s about some idiots who bought some Halloween masks, then an hour later returned to the same store, wearing the masks, to rob it.
    The best part was, they purchased the masks with a check. Dumbest...ever! 🙂

  • @ReesieandLee
    @ReesieandLee 2 года назад +9

    I had to buy me a soap dispenser like yours yesterday, I’m stupidly excited for it to arrive!

  • @winterlandneolia6314
    @winterlandneolia6314 Год назад

    9:22 This lil criminal was absolutely adorable. Wish criminals were all this innocent.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 2 года назад +14

    ALL banks should have the feature where a steel barrier comes down at the window with the touch of a button when a robbery is in progress.
    And another to lock the outer door, then the inner door, so the thief couldn't take a hostage. Seems like this would not be a big expense for a bank.

    • @cbryce9243
      @cbryce9243 2 года назад +2

      That's a really good idea!

    • @Delostacia
      @Delostacia 2 года назад +2

      What about other customers? They would become potential hostages.

  • @maryclemmer1329
    @maryclemmer1329 2 года назад +1

    The "Volunteer" and Steve took me out...LMAO!!!

  • @stefanieb7776
    @stefanieb7776 2 года назад +10

    The urn one is stupid. There's a huge difference in ashes and *Coca-Cola*
    I love the guy on the sky lift haha classic! 🤣 I loved watching Americas dumbest criminals back in the day!

    • @loveli420
      @loveli420 2 года назад +1

      Yeeeeeeah, they didn't mean coca cola.

    • @stefanieb7776
      @stefanieb7776 2 года назад

      Oh I knowwww 😏🙃

    • @cathipalmer8217
      @cathipalmer8217 2 года назад +1

      Not everyone has your level of experience.😆

  • @instigatedeye5941
    @instigatedeye5941 2 года назад +2

    This is amazing oml
    If that dude in the scissor lift were in my town, literally no one would even blink, especially if they choose to follow a combine.