Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Trial Cold Open - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @Koofy
    @Koofy 2 года назад +19782

    I can't believe the actual trial is funnier than the scripted SNL skit...

    • @NyolateAMV
      @NyolateAMV 2 года назад +670

      Was SNL ever funny?

    • @Pack-Man199
      @Pack-Man199 2 года назад +416

      @@NyolateAMV yeah when Eddie murphy was there

    • @irishscout
      @irishscout 2 года назад +244

      @@Pack-Man199 and Norm 🙏🏻

    • @Pack-Man199
      @Pack-Man199 2 года назад +92

      @@irishscout you mean Turd Ferguson? 😋😋 oh! no pun intended

    • @Ruralfloridatours
      @Ruralfloridatours 2 года назад +80

      @@irishscout rip norm funniest person of all time

  • @calmingvoice8646
    @calmingvoice8646 2 года назад +14336

    They could have literally just reenacted the part about the muffins word for word and it would have been funnier.

    • @magali.bazzano
      @magali.bazzano 2 года назад +289

      I agree 100%. So many aspects of the trial that could have been taken word by word from the defense side. Shame on you, SNL!!

    • @nohemicruz7897
      @nohemicruz7897 2 года назад +162

      They literally could have done that part and added the muffin man song.

    • @cynthiaheber9781
      @cynthiaheber9781 2 года назад +122

      Or the My dog steppped on a bee.

    • @sterlingw3611
      @sterlingw3611 2 года назад

      The comments are funnier than the skit!.... Please just die SNL.

    • @fernandillo9097
      @fernandillo9097 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Yx6pnuZp9EY/видео.html

  • @lee.is.here1
    @lee.is.here1 2 года назад +5604

    Man...they completely missed the mark on the lawyers from Amber's side. One of them literally objected to their own question.

    • @Maluhiaaloha24
      @Maluhiaaloha24 2 года назад +57

      Yeeessss! That was hilarious 😂

    • @loyalwar658
      @loyalwar658 2 года назад +41

      Have you seen the news articles since AH fired her old PR team.
      Despite the trial being completely televised, news articles are still on AH’s side.

    • @WesGryllz
      @WesGryllz 2 года назад +20

      They don’t even try to imitate Depp, he just says yup and my cleaning lady like he normally would. I wish this show was a joke, that would be funny

    • @lachicoblanco
      @lachicoblanco 2 года назад +23

      @@dzenacs2011 this just isn’t true.

    • @johnborrini4623
      @johnborrini4623 2 года назад +24

      yeah, the really made Heards Lawyers look MUCH smarter than they are in real life lol

  • @siosio6935
    @siosio6935 2 года назад +971

    The funniest part was when Kenan said “Damn I hate this job” because of how much he sounded like he meant it

    • @TomSomniac
      @TomSomniac 2 года назад +12

      Kenan didn't day that

    • @ninavadnere4037
      @ninavadnere4037 2 года назад +5

      this made me laugh when the entire sketch could not

    • @JustinDAMusic
      @JustinDAMusic 11 месяцев назад +2

      It wasn't Kenan who said that and the guy who said it wasn't convincing either .

    • @ostepop001
      @ostepop001 9 месяцев назад

      @@JustinDAMusic Yes. It was.

    • @ostepop001
      @ostepop001 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@CynicalDelightxXx Yes, it's at 2:35 - 2:38, Kenan clearly says: "Tasha! ... Damn I hate this job." Clean out your goddamn ears.

  • @i.l.m.5129
    @i.l.m.5129 2 года назад +8850

    There are literally hundreds of TikToks about this trial that are funnier than this cold open.

    • @z6886
      @z6886 2 года назад +37

      Same thought I had.

    • @joshbaskin8266
      @joshbaskin8266 2 года назад

      Is My Music 🔥 Or 🗑??? Let Me Know🤷🏼‍♂️ ruclips.net/video/3BHustPK7nI/видео.html

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад +38

      I refuse to watch Tik Tok shit

    • @z6886
      @z6886 2 года назад +41

      @@SuperPeterok they have more humor than this

    • @aguilacec
      @aguilacec 2 года назад +2

      So right!!

  • @janetclaireSays
    @janetclaireSays 2 года назад +18765

    I sense that they were so terrified to do the wrong thing with this sketch and be criticised, that they dropped the ball on making it funny.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +483

      It feels like a topic that you just don’t do if it’s that much of a concern. Like “if you have to ask, don’t”

    • @ismarwinkelman5648
      @ismarwinkelman5648 2 года назад +132

      That’s what they always do

    • @sybotrybo1609
      @sybotrybo1609 2 года назад +9

      yeh

    • @ct5625
      @ct5625 2 года назад +311

      Yep. Notice they didn't even mention the massive meme opportunity of her dog stepping on a bee?
      They clearly sht the bed on this one lol

    • @sybotrybo1609
      @sybotrybo1609 2 года назад +97

      @@ct5625 yeah, and muffins, amica cream, the lot

  • @AndreiGu
    @AndreiGu 2 года назад +7071

    I don't get the impression that anyone who wrote this was actually really watching the trial

    • @joeschmo2784
      @joeschmo2784 2 года назад +117

      No, because these are normal people with careers and families and they don’t have time to watch the entirety of some bullshit celebrity trial.

    • @SlipperyBannana
      @SlipperyBannana 2 года назад +512

      @@joeschmo2784 normal people with families are watching the trial. If it’s your job to make jokes on current events, it would be helpful to actually watch them happen.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 2 года назад

      I doubt that anyone who believes Depp is watching anything but RUclips drama channels, memes, and tabloid media outlets seeking the engagement of incels and the bot accounts spreading Depp's PR narrative.

    • @SlipperyBannana
      @SlipperyBannana 2 года назад +23

      @@carolyntalbot947 That is simply untrue if you actually watch the case. It seems like you are guilty of your own accusations.

    • @terynb4407
      @terynb4407 2 года назад +85

      @@joeschmo2784 ? I just watched highlights of the trail. Like it ain't that hard to understand what's going on 🤣

  • @Khushi-Shah
    @Khushi-Shah Год назад +379

    They really had "my dog stepped on a bee" right in their fûcking corner and this is the best they came up with.

  • @lukemartin2476
    @lukemartin2476 2 года назад +6952

    This skit will go down in SNL history as one of their biggest missed opportunities.

    • @mrchopsticks3
      @mrchopsticks3 2 года назад +178

      Just like the Will Smith slap sketch. It seemed like they rushed it and it was a major fail.

    • @angieherrera1850
      @angieherrera1850 2 года назад +86

      They are not funny. 😢

    • @judywidener3039
      @judywidener3039 2 года назад +45

      Similar to the ridiculous media coverage, l think they were told to tiptoe through the tulips. It was dissapointing. I'll stick to watching the real thing

    • @douglaswilcher7478
      @douglaswilcher7478 2 года назад +16

      @@BigMac-jr4th just his first year in office is enough material for a decade worth of skits

    • @isayuhSixersGuy
      @isayuhSixersGuy 2 года назад +5

      @@mrchopsticks3 Nah, that one was good. But I agree, this sketch feels rushed

  • @Ohsolovely2
    @Ohsolovely2 2 года назад +14825

    This sketch had so much potential but the writers dropped the ball. SO much to work with

    • @roostersideburns3440
      @roostersideburns3440 2 года назад

      seems everyone is in agreement.. almost 90% of people believe amber heard is a sociopath and her lawyers are awful

    • @JasonHauser125
      @JasonHauser125 2 года назад +440

      Agreed. They could have ripped it up so good, but this wasn't funny at all.

    • @joanagomes3259
      @joanagomes3259 2 года назад +45

      I agree

    • @showbizroxs
      @showbizroxs 2 года назад +329

      This show is liberal and will not pass judgment on the woman no matter how delusional she is lol

    • @rickandteribedell4350
      @rickandteribedell4350 2 года назад +179

      Yeah was a shitty sketch. Can't believe they open with it.

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 2 года назад +3372

    When it started: *"Yes, this is the skit we've been waiting on!!"*
    When it ended: *"I coulda waited longer."*

    • @Vinh1949
      @Vinh1949 2 года назад +1

      Just curious is coulda short for could of?

    • @charitydavid9540
      @charitydavid9540 2 года назад +17

      Technically it's short for could have

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 2 года назад +13

      I was so excited..then I am like never watching SNL EVER EVER AGAIN

    • @tyworley
      @tyworley 2 года назад +3

      You could just watch the trial

    • @droid327
      @droid327 2 года назад +2

      @@Vinh1949 No, its most definitely not

  • @justinboros2834
    @justinboros2834 2 года назад +88

    5 Minutes of my life that I will never ever get back. Thanks SNL.

    • @diegoperez4224
      @diegoperez4224 2 месяца назад

      plus the time that took you to scroll down and cry about it.

    • @justinboros2834
      @justinboros2834 2 месяца назад

      @@diegoperez4224 Pot... meet kettle.

  • @seajaimiller1133
    @seajaimiller1133 2 года назад +5785

    The fact that the “Real” trial is funnier then this skit is hilarious.

    • @bondi-e2s
      @bondi-e2s 2 года назад +12

      really, you're watching it?

    • @supahmariostyle
      @supahmariostyle 2 года назад +12

      @@bondi-e2s Exactly lol

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu 2 года назад +57

      SNL was like, how do we make this funny when it's already funny and decided they would go with not funny. Some writer somewhere was like we could have them find the poop, and then the other writer was like yeah, but should we actually make it funny? And the first writer says, not so funny but more of a funny-esque, we're talking about poop so that will work, we'll get that guy Keenan to be the one who comes in and over reacts to it too because he's silly. Funny-esque.

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu 2 года назад +8

      To their credit, topical+poop+Kenan is a solid backup plan if you're all out of funny ideas. It's just, they went with the backup plan.

    • @sabevabg
      @sabevabg 2 года назад +1

      Absolutely great comment.

  • @danirizary6926
    @danirizary6926 2 года назад +8212

    I wouldn't have thought they could make the Heard Depp trial boring, but they found a way.

  • @lmaoqasim
    @lmaoqasim 2 года назад +2886

    That moment the actual entire trial is funnier than this sketch.

    • @tk20channel
      @tk20channel 2 года назад +33

      Hahaha, great point. I definitely laughed more while watching the regular trial. Oh, and the "stepped on a bee" Tik Tokers...

    • @VanessaHolguin
      @VanessaHolguin 2 года назад +29

      Or, another way to put it... that moment when everything else in the universe other than SNL is funnier than SNL.

    • @zedalba
      @zedalba 2 года назад +1

      Including the breaks.

    • @louhortonsculpture
      @louhortonsculpture 2 года назад +8

      My favorite real line they could have just copied was Jonny’s reaction to the turd! “It was so outside…so bizarre…and so grotesque… I had to laugh”

    • @env0x
      @env0x 2 года назад +9

      they took something that was naturally hilarious and made it PC and unfunny

  • @laurenc2976
    @laurenc2976 2 года назад +521

    So easy to watch this without laughing.

  • @JA-yz9nm
    @JA-yz9nm 2 года назад +450

    When she said “how much more of this video do we have to watch?” I was thinking the same thing with this sketch…this was brutal to watch

    • @chanelv5373
      @chanelv5373 2 года назад +11

      I know! Wasn’t funny at all.

  • @2xoliverontwitch592
    @2xoliverontwitch592 2 года назад +840

    it’s bad when the actual thing has more jokes/is funnier than the snl sketch

    • @YesLikeTheMermaid
      @YesLikeTheMermaid 2 года назад +1

      This

    • @Aamonnater
      @Aamonnater 2 года назад +4

      The word “more” implies the snl sketch was funny at all

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp 2 года назад

      Your profile pic is funnier than this sketch.

  • @ToonCraftAnimation
    @ToonCraftAnimation 2 года назад +1599

    Wow lol... Having so much material from the actual trial THIS is what they came up with? 🤣

    • @starbright144
      @starbright144 2 года назад +22

      Right? Amica? Muffin man? My dog stepped on a bee? I mean? 🤔 but go after the victim.

    • @OneJumpMan33
      @OneJumpMan33 2 года назад +20

      Well all they want to do is make the trial look like a joke. They want us to think Johnny is a joke. It's sad that this is how they deal with a man coming forth about his abuse

    • @heatherramaekers7178
      @heatherramaekers7178 2 года назад +3

      @@OneJumpMan33 they're both narcissists. the writers wanted to come off as someone with a life who isn't glued unhealthily to a clown show celebrity trial. someone who only found out about the trial via unwanted recommendations on their social media. anyone siding with either of them needs to focus back on their own life. neither of them are victims and they both deserve each other.

    • @tll_anonymous4174
      @tll_anonymous4174 2 года назад +1

      Oh hey Moy, fancy seeing you here

    • @levene_c098
      @levene_c098 2 года назад

      If you actually believe that none of them are victims then you need to do more research. You sound about as educated as a chair lawyer right now. (And if you don’t know what those are, it’s the fake lawyers of social media that suddenly have PhD’s and Doctorates in body analysis and law).

  • @PassionateFlower
    @PassionateFlower 6 месяцев назад +20

    0:13 I feel personally called out😂

    • @TySmith-fs3yr
      @TySmith-fs3yr 6 месяцев назад

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    • @justingorman4804
      @justingorman4804 2 месяца назад

      You should. Msnbc is nothing but propaganda trash

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di 2 года назад +4021

    I laughed a lot more watching the actual trial.

    • @ianlerner6092
      @ianlerner6092 2 года назад +51

      i laughed more at this comment than the video

    • @luxi378
      @luxi378 2 года назад +23

      @@ianlerner6092 and i actually laughed more at your comment. ...jesus, what's up with american comedy. is this it? this isn't it...

    • @justafan5269
      @justafan5269 2 года назад +14

      @@luxi378 SNL hasn’t been funny for a long time

    • @turdferguson4861
      @turdferguson4861 2 года назад +3

      Big same

    • @Itskenny-
      @Itskenny- 2 года назад +3

      Me too

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 2 года назад +1226

    An entire team of writers was handed some of the easiest material in the world, and they wrote a 5-minute skit about smelling poop. I would have fired them just for the idea.

    • @cernstormrunner7263
      @cernstormrunner7263 2 года назад +20

      @@corvey I mean the whole tape excerpt is black and Mexican stereotypes

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 года назад

      @@corvey Surprising not

    • @AnoNymous-dh2sv
      @AnoNymous-dh2sv 2 года назад +27

      @@corvey Why is that REVERSE racism? It's racism. Reverse would mean anti-racist.

    • @werallgonnadi3035
      @werallgonnadi3035 2 года назад +4

      @@corvey every scat video I have ever seen involved 2 white people. Explain that.

    • @marilynshelton2371
      @marilynshelton2371 2 года назад +1

      Boring.

  • @kristasimpson0
    @kristasimpson0 2 года назад +4120

    Did a team of writers really gather together and agree that this is good enough to air? 😅

    • @Silent_Shadow
      @Silent_Shadow 2 года назад +107

      I ask that question about every skit they do. The shit ain't funny.

    • @JoeTakagi00
      @JoeTakagi00 2 года назад +13

      @@Silent_Shadow I thought the Sean Spicer ones were good

    • @Allyourbase1990
      @Allyourbase1990 2 года назад +44

      This show hasn’t been funny since the 90s

    • @ToneTraveler
      @ToneTraveler 2 года назад

      SNL, ACLU, Me Too, Feminist Groups all seem to want to ignore this one “exception” where a Man was actually abused until a Jury verdict?? It’s amazing at how stone cold dismissive of reality they are to fit a narrative that was so profitable. It’s not like admitting you were totally fooled by that one co actor in Pineapple Express. I get it; embarrassed to admit they were wrong…kinda like Ambuser Heard.

    • @mbrady67
      @mbrady67 2 года назад +24

      Sadly. Worst celebrity impersonation I’ve seen in a while, dude looked like Andy samberg and sam Rockwell had a baby.

  • @anitaspencer1734
    @anitaspencer1734 Год назад +132

    Not only did someone originally pitch the idea for this sketch, thinking it was funny, but then people also had to collectively decide that it was a good idea to make it happen. Some people worked to write it, and then some of them even decided to act it out in front of a live audience, and potentially to millions of others across the world. And they all said "Yes, this is a GOOD idea". That's the minimum of all the layers that sketch had to go through before it got to us.

    • @Internet_Enjoyer
      @Internet_Enjoyer 11 месяцев назад +1

      wtf are you saying. this is still one of the worst sketches ever.

    • @michaels9666
      @michaels9666 11 месяцев назад +2

      I dont understand what the problem is with the sketch, everyone here is vague af

    • @Vernors
      @Vernors 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Internet_Enjoyerhe’s agreeing with you. He’s saying that this skit is horrible. Re read his comment.

    • @Vernors
      @Vernors 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@michaels9666it’s not funny, and they had sooo much source material to work with and we ended up with this. Did you laugh? I had a straight face the entire time.

  • @HearMeowt_YT
    @HearMeowt_YT 2 года назад +6814

    How did they manage to not take advantage of the pure comedy gold presented by the defense

    • @roostersideburns3440
      @roostersideburns3440 2 года назад +60

      they screwed up

    • @durrclips746
      @durrclips746 2 года назад +89

      It's SNL

    • @showbizroxs
      @showbizroxs 2 года назад +192

      Because this show is liberal and will not pass judgment on the woman no matter how delusional she is lol

    • @kwizzledizzle4513
      @kwizzledizzle4513 2 года назад +106

      Because that would mean they would also have to satirize Amber Heard... and that of course would be.....patriarchy...🤷‍♂️

    • @SM-ce1uy
      @SM-ce1uy 2 года назад +7

      you mean the defense who are only doing their JOB

  • @youngwoochung88
    @youngwoochung88 2 года назад +833

    Let's list all the missed opportunities.
    I'll start.
    - 'Objection hearsay' whenever johnny opens his mouth
    - Objecting to own question
    - dog stepped on a bee
    - Dirty carpet
    - Muffins

    • @mc-rn8ro
      @mc-rn8ro 2 года назад +48

      Heard’s lawyer coining the phrase “mega-pint”
      Elon Musk nope-ing out of the whole mess even though he was originally scheduled to testify for the defense
      Heard most likely doing coke while on the stand
      Heard’s constant doodling and random staring

    • @jaxsmith1204
      @jaxsmith1204 2 года назад +24

      Yeah. The TikTok voiceovers of people reenacting the dirty carpet scene with the jar of cocaine were funnier than this skit lol. SNL writers tried too hard not to offend Amber's side (had no problem portraying Johnny as a smarmy villain though, strangely) and it completely takes the humor out of it bc this trial is so iconic BECAUSE of how one sided it is and watching a pathological liar (Amber) at work. You can't just ride the "very fine people on both sides haha poop funny" punchline. In doing so, they made a mockery of the real victim, but were too scared to even cast someone to play the abuser.

    • @ah1106onps3
      @ah1106onps3 2 года назад +22

      -Amber Heard posing for a crying photo on the stand with her new PR manager
      -Johnny Depp getting angry at his lawyer for eating his gummy bears
      -Mr. Rottenborn asking a witness about Johnny Depp's penis
      -Alpacas

    • @ah1106onps3
      @ah1106onps3 2 года назад +28

      Oh and the vaping witness who drives away during his deposition

    • @444onthefloor
      @444onthefloor 2 года назад

      -“good morning mr. ROTTEN-BORN”
      -Elaine going off on a rant about ambers “p***y while questioning witness
      - “his eyes were bLaCk!!! They were BLACK!!@!@!”
      -Witness who vaped in the car and started driving away
      - 1 million alpacas 🦙
      -Ambers insane facial expressions/bad acting movie monologue-like testimony
      - fake crying/Patting forehead instead of eyes with a dry tissue

  • @Knightfall.
    @Knightfall. 2 года назад +1456

    When the actual trial is funnier than the SNL skit. Current day SNL, everyone 🤷‍♂️

    • @bluecrystalpalace
      @bluecrystalpalace 2 года назад +29

      Exactly SNL is so f*cking corny. I just don't understand how they've been on the air this long! it's one of the 8th wonders of the world they're 90% corny and have amusing skits 8% and an actual funny one 2% of the time.

    • @irippiri2847
      @irippiri2847 2 года назад +12

      SNL fell off

    • @chikato7106
      @chikato7106 2 года назад +10

      I wish we still had MadTV it was always better than SNL.

    • @Knightfall.
      @Knightfall. 2 года назад

      @@irippiri2847 years ago

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 2 года назад +3

      @@bluecrystalpalace TV PROGRAMMING listen closely to the stories they tell you about first… Jan 6th… Russ helicopters… etc

  • @WillPreston3D
    @WillPreston3D 8 месяцев назад +20

    its a good job they put a laughter track over this

    • @lindajones2142
      @lindajones2142 6 месяцев назад +3

      This comment made me laugh more than the sketch

  • @peaches3450
    @peaches3450 2 года назад +708

    I don’t think the writers for this skit have been watching clips from this trial because there is so much ridiculousness that they just missed. Amber’s mannerisms when she testifies, her incompetent defense, the exhausted judge. The poop in the bed is actually one of the LEAST hilarious parts!

    • @444onthefloor
      @444onthefloor 2 года назад +3

      Amanda ? Isn’t her name amber ?

    • @peaches3450
      @peaches3450 2 года назад +18

      @@444onthefloor whatever lol

    • @thalanoth
      @thalanoth 2 года назад +2

      it's a grumpy mkay, get it right lol

    • @sheilamase2558
      @sheilamase2558 2 года назад +4

      @@444onthefloor Actually it’s Laura.

    • @courtneywilliams9530
      @courtneywilliams9530 2 года назад +3

      Maybe they can’t watch clips of the trial. Maybe their testifying later this week 😂

  • @theVillageofBri
    @theVillageofBri 2 года назад +5446

    The real satire is how they portrayed Amber's lawyer as the competent one 😂

  • @texpdx
    @texpdx 2 года назад +3670

    I really thought they would have done better with this. There’s been so much to work with.

    • @zari2662
      @zari2662 2 года назад +138

      My thoughts exactly. They could have went in so many better/other directions.

    • @sarahcoletti6946
      @sarahcoletti6946 2 года назад +93

      I think they might be waiting til a bit later in the trial, just in case, for legal purposes.

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 2 года назад +137

      I know, right? They really shit the bed with this cold open.

    • @dalnim4294
      @dalnim4294 2 года назад +49

      Honestly, the actual trial has so many ridiculous moments that it's tough to satirize it.

    • @aaronvirdee5813
      @aaronvirdee5813 2 года назад +7

      maybe this will carry on (being cold open) for a few weeks like the trial

  • @andrewrai5752
    @andrewrai5752 2 года назад +203

    The real trial was waaaay more funnier and entertaining!

    • @teddybearroosevelt1847
      @teddybearroosevelt1847 Год назад +1

      Well, what are they supposed to do? A bunch of wokesters now have to do a bit on something that just proves that after all women aren’t always right and men aren’t always part of the patriarchy?

    • @Cukito4
      @Cukito4 Год назад +6

      More funnier? Really?

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Cukito4just rich people complaining.

  • @Ris-vulpis
    @Ris-vulpis 2 года назад +5569

    This feels as well written and acted as a sophomore year highschool drama class project. You really could have done so much more.

    • @angelhr79
      @angelhr79 2 года назад +125

      They must have gotten acting classes from the same woman Amber Heard did.

    • @andrewmaddox2889
      @andrewmaddox2889 2 года назад +30

      And thats being generous

    • @04dram04
      @04dram04 2 года назад +32

      Because people don't watch SNL anymore

    • @nicestguyinhouse6112
      @nicestguyinhouse6112 2 года назад +23

      I honestly thought the exact same, could of been done at drama class in 4th year made up in an hour and acted out the next hour.
      Honestly these comedians need to stop getting paid so they need actual good material

    • @Bran_Redmaw
      @Bran_Redmaw 2 года назад +16

      That's not fair no matter what they did it won't be funnier than the trial

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp 2 года назад +2488

    The actual trial is funnier than this sketch.

    • @Woodsaras
      @Woodsaras 2 года назад +20

      Exactly.

    • @MM-qp4pd
      @MM-qp4pd 2 года назад +2

      Any news on the Ghislaine Maxwell trial??

    • @Majf0821
      @Majf0821 2 года назад +1

      I was just about to comment this

    • @realtalk37851
      @realtalk37851 2 года назад +1

      Yall repeat the same comments smh

    • @MarceloRomero360
      @MarceloRomero360 2 года назад +1

      @@MM-qp4pd That case is done. She's just waiting sentencing.

  • @BareBandSubscription
    @BareBandSubscription 2 года назад +506

    As someone else here said, SNL, *if you’re too scared to call her out, don’t even bother.*

    • @johndough5192
      @johndough5192 2 года назад +16

      It’s just SNL is not funny anymore. They haven’t been funny in DECADES. I am so confused as to who laughs or even watches this crap. The writers of this show try way to hard and fail miserably. I haven’t so much as cracked a smile to anything that’s been on this show in the past 20 years.

    • @jeffreyali1456
      @jeffreyali1456 2 года назад +1

      @@johndough5192 some of their ads are funny as hell, but for the most part, it really isn’t all that funny anymore

    • @ersendal2466
      @ersendal2466 2 года назад +1

      yeah its not funny anymore .and i live in middle east..

    • @julkap4190
      @julkap4190 2 года назад +4

      I was hoping that this will be about Amber Heard or that at least they would make fun of both of them and not just Johny (who maybe deserves a small amount of roast for those smiles but not that much). But no, they disappointed me very much. It's not even that funny. And I'm angry that they made Amber to look like she is the victim. SHE CUT OFF HIS FINGER!!!!

    • @Venezia41
      @Venezia41 2 года назад

      Exactly

  • @frankiedankie4798
    @frankiedankie4798 2 года назад +13

    Well there’s 5 minutes and 16 seconds of my life I can’t get back

  • @terriblepaulsey4904
    @terriblepaulsey4904 2 года назад +3005

    I'm not a writer, but I just think that this sketch could've been a lot better if they had implemented some comedy throughout it.

    • @Beardology
      @Beardology 2 года назад +90

      The only thing about this video that made me laugh was scrolling down and reading your comment.

    • @RoyFr
      @RoyFr 2 года назад +11

      Exactly my first laugh with 30seconds left in vid

    • @vegaobscurax23
      @vegaobscurax23 2 года назад +2

      Ha 🤣😂

    • @silly_on_
      @silly_on_ 2 года назад +1

      👑👑👑

    • @papillonvu
      @papillonvu 2 года назад +3

      Underrated comment!! 😆

  • @foxyp00
    @foxyp00 2 года назад +200

    Goes to show that SNL can make literally anything unfunny

  • @shivanijoshi9252
    @shivanijoshi9252 2 года назад +3920

    The fact that amber heard’s lawyer didn’t say “objection hearsay” every 5 seconds proves that they didn’t watch the actual trial
    Omg this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment!!! Thank you 😊
    (Also to the people saying that JD’s lawyer was also saying objection, the skit has JD giving his testimony not Amber. So it wouldn’t make sense for JD’s own lawyer to say objection to their own question. That was something only Amber’s lawyer did)

    • @NormaLilia24
      @NormaLilia24 2 года назад +19

      That was actually Camille (JD lawyer) saying it every 5 seconds AND* getting them sustained. Camille, the queen of sustained objections 👑 🦙🦙🦙

    • @genericairik9553
      @genericairik9553 2 года назад +11

      Johnny's lawyers did that, ya know, the good ones.

    • @cherrie8445
      @cherrie8445 2 года назад +57

      Bro nah each time Johnny wanted to say smn he we like “OBJECTION HEARSAY” bro even hearsay his own question 😭

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om 2 года назад +7

      @@NormaLilia24 in retaliation yes.

    • @mikeymay15
      @mikeymay15 2 года назад +10

      The fact that you say one set of lawyers said that and not both proves YOU didn’t watch the actual trial

  • @XxCauzhavokxX
    @XxCauzhavokxX Месяц назад +2

    Johnny must have felt so liberated at watching her dig herself into a deeper hole with her lies. Was he perfect? No but she was the aggressor and instagator

  • @1471perry
    @1471perry 2 года назад +1362

    the most offensive part of this apart from not being funny is how they made amber's lawyer look and sound reasonable and professional

    • @lilducko
      @lilducko 2 года назад +59

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @julkap4190
      @julkap4190 2 года назад +70

      It's like they barely know what's going on. I don't watch the whole trials and I feel like even I know more then they.

    • @RedOnly
      @RedOnly 2 года назад +44

      I mean... c'mon did they miss the part where the ENTIRE courtroom laughed at her??? Or the one that objected to the answer....of the question HE asked HIS witness?

    • @violet-trash
      @violet-trash 2 года назад +7

      Purely a coincidence, I'm sure. 🙄

    • @OO-mo3gc
      @OO-mo3gc 2 года назад +11

      They scared of amber or her boyfriend like musk?

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp 2 года назад +1033

    Snl really crapped the bed with this cold open

    • @roostersideburns3440
      @roostersideburns3440 2 года назад +21

      agreed could have done better..with that hysterical bad performance amber gave on the stand

    • @jscan4442
      @jscan4442 2 года назад +22

      This comment is funnier (and more on-point) than anything in the skit.

    • @ShayniBC
      @ShayniBC 2 года назад +17

      This was a HORRIBLE cold open! And your line here was much more funny than their entire skit. Kudos.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 2 года назад

      调和油

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 2 года назад

      Na it's great

  • @joniheisenberg6691
    @joniheisenberg6691 2 года назад +1258

    Love every time in the actual trial when Johnny Depp makes a point of calling out the lawyer “ yes, Mr. Rottenborn.”

    • @b-dub6865
      @b-dub6865 2 года назад +27

      Right. Where’s the sketch on him?

    • @MoneyStrategiesSOULutions
      @MoneyStrategiesSOULutions 2 года назад +32

      It is absolutely insane - Amber knows how to pick 'em! That snarky unprofessional "psychologist" too!

    • @Every_Day_islike_Sunday
      @Every_Day_islike_Sunday 2 года назад +43

      One time he just said "Rotten." I died!

    • @mariannaagh5812
      @mariannaagh5812 2 года назад +12

      Yeah, it almost sounds like an insult 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 2 года назад +1

      He was born rotten 😂

  • @magical_streaming
    @magical_streaming Год назад

    4:18 so you really did it man, you finally quit 😅😂😂

  • @KaitJenz
    @KaitJenz 2 года назад +748

    You had sooooo much potential with this trial… but if you’re too scared to call her out, maybe just don’t do the skit…

    • @TheDrill65
      @TheDrill65 2 года назад +39

      Yes. Spot on.

    • @johnbowyer8266
      @johnbowyer8266 2 года назад +27

      Boom goes the dynamite. This should be top comment.

    • @sharkwhisperer7326
      @sharkwhisperer7326 2 года назад +6

      They really did and apparently they really are

    • @Jade-902
      @Jade-902 2 года назад +15

      Yea poo poo skits? Like are we viewers 5?

    • @ellielynn8219
      @ellielynn8219 2 года назад +3

      Yess! 🙌🏼 exactly!

  • @rhiannonbanannon9604
    @rhiannonbanannon9604 2 года назад +3767

    They were so afraid of mocking the “victim” that they did indeed mock the real victim. Way to go. Kate would’ve made a great AH.

    • @KrakkenXXX
      @KrakkenXXX 2 года назад

      Right what a bunch of spineless swine

    • @kylaperrotte3853
      @kylaperrotte3853 2 года назад +50

      agreed

    • @NoalFarstrider
      @NoalFarstrider 2 года назад +335

      The way they portrayed Johnny as someone who makes women want to shit their bed is insane. And the judge saying this trial is for fun instead of justice for Johnny is absurd. The fact they would of slandered johnny without any evidence in the past is what the trial is actually about.... Even to the point of hearsay/slander of Johnny Depp makes women so angry they want to shit in his bed....

    • @ArkansasEllie
      @ArkansasEllie 2 года назад +25

      Yup! Amber must be getting her stand-coke from the same dealer.

    • @sunfilmproductions3741
      @sunfilmproductions3741 2 года назад +58

      Yep, they are playing safe and was bias and not funny really

  • @superNowornever
    @superNowornever 2 года назад +3607

    This could have been funny with a decent Johnny Depp impersonator. And good writers. And someone involved who is actually watching the trial. And so forth. There is so much great material in that trial, and they straight up missed it all.

    • @fyeplays1717
      @fyeplays1717 2 года назад +22

      I'm surprised they did it at all.

    • @Monicalala
      @Monicalala 2 года назад +11

      Are you the kind of person that walks through a contemporary art gallery going, “I could’ve made that”?

    • @JodeneSparks1989
      @JodeneSparks1989 2 года назад +1

      True

    • @superNowornever
      @superNowornever 2 года назад +39

      @@Monicalala No, usually I'm thinking: "my kids could have painted that square inside a square"
      Are you the kind of person who comes up with the most non sequitur possible reply to post on RUclips?

    • @aalvarez2914
      @aalvarez2914 2 года назад +1

      Oh they probably watched it, and are spinning it for Amber, being just as deceitful as she was. They’re just trying to make it funny and failed. This ain’t funny, it’s pro-Heard propaganda spinning a false narrative. Her putting crap on his side of the bed when he asked for a divorce and smashing his finger off were only the tip of the iceberg of her abuse, and they’re trying to pretend even that was his fault..

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova Год назад +1

    The actors did a decent job I guess

  • @openskies11
    @openskies11 2 года назад +285

    I see they were too frightened to have someone impersonate Amber Heard.

    • @tomlanganrealtor-yourhomei4153
      @tomlanganrealtor-yourhomei4153 2 года назад +36

      I guess they were too frightened to have someone impersonate Johnny Depp too? WTF was that?

    • @blflower3665
      @blflower3665 2 года назад +1

      What if that fake ver turd started pooping on screen to make it look more realistic 😂😂😂

    • @fragwagon
      @fragwagon 2 года назад +1

      Everyone keeps saying Kate, but I think Melissa would have nailed those crazy facial contortions. 🤪 But no, they cast her as.....the Spanish speaking housekeeper? LOL.....what an insult.

  • @kare2much
    @kare2much 2 года назад +202

    Leave it to SNL to portray the most clownish lawyer in the room as the only sensible one.

    • @Slippindisc
      @Slippindisc 2 года назад +1

      That’s how they do it. That’s the only funny part of this whole skit.

  • @clancythealligator3122
    @clancythealligator3122 2 года назад +1051

    This whole sketch and the fact that they didn't portray Amber says a lot about current state of SNL

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 2 года назад +65

      True if this was the other way around best believe they'd go all out

    • @ToxicGreen357
      @ToxicGreen357 2 года назад +66

      Sad but true. Amber and her team are a comedians wet dream! I can't believe this is the skit they settled on. Cringe lol

    • @annward7794
      @annward7794 2 года назад +6

      Yes, it’s says they were able to craft a sketch around this Suit without relying on misogyny or ableism and still poke fun at both sides.

    • @josephbenson4413
      @josephbenson4413 2 года назад +5

      I love have loved most of Depp's movies and, while fan might be a string word, I'll say I'm a fan none-the-less. But...
      Both of them come off as terrible people.

    • @bionicload7704
      @bionicload7704 2 года назад +27

      @@annward7794 In other words comedy is dead at SNL, also water is wet

  • @1Honey0
    @1Honey0 2 года назад +4

    Ambers acting in the courtroom was better than this.

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise 2 года назад +1045

    I guess you can say the writers really did sh*t the bed with this opening.

    • @yangsrealm2536
      @yangsrealm2536 2 года назад +36

      This comment is actually funnier than the video…

    • @Itsjustmyopinionduh
      @Itsjustmyopinionduh 2 года назад +12

      This needs more likes

    • @Dessian1st
      @Dessian1st 2 года назад +9

      They didn't copp out, they crapped out.

    • @lifeveteran79
      @lifeveteran79 2 года назад +8

      this joke was better than the whole sketch!

    • @dfangirl72
      @dfangirl72 2 года назад

      expression don't you I said yes I do ☺️😜🤣

  • @anthonytuccillo6274
    @anthonytuccillo6274 2 года назад +479

    I didn't laugh once...unlike the actual trial I'm constantly laughing 😅 😂

    • @faithinhisblood777
      @faithinhisblood777 2 года назад +2

      Do you know if you're going to Heaven? Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and he rose again the third day 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4
      Believe in what Jesus Christ did for you and you will be sealed with the Holy Spirit of promise.

  • @LUVbailee2
    @LUVbailee2 2 года назад +2060

    I’m glad we can all agree that SNL has disappointed us all with this sketch. They completely missed all the pure comedy gold that is this trial. Edits on TikTok are funnier let’s be honest.

    • @alyceadavis
      @alyceadavis 2 года назад +14

      Yeah because making fun of SA is hilarious /s

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад +8

      I refuse to watch Tik Tok

    • @ejodh0826
      @ejodh0826 2 года назад +16

      @@SuperPeterok no one asked you

    • @freddie-fucknmercury891
      @freddie-fucknmercury891 2 года назад +5

      There are memes of the trial funnier than this sketch.

    • @10801hannah
      @10801hannah 2 года назад +3

      Nothing about a domestic abuse trial is funny

  • @SH-ok7ov
    @SH-ok7ov 2 года назад +53

    Me watching the trial:😅😭🤣🪦
    Me watching this skit of the trial:😐😑

  • @mercygrace4684
    @mercygrace4684 2 года назад +1586

    They were so afraid of making fun of a victim, that they actually made fun of a victim.

    • @fernandillo9097
      @fernandillo9097 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Yx6pnuZp9EY/видео.html

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 2 года назад +18

      Funny because they seem like they are both crazy

    • @LetterToGodFromMeToYou
      @LetterToGodFromMeToYou 2 года назад +83

      @@joeb134 Typical of someone who didn't watch the trial. If it wasn't your concern and you had better things to do than to watch it, maybe it is best to not try to have an opinion about it. Otherwise, it just makes people think of you as the weird incel who comes into conversations, out of nowhere, just to be a part of the group.

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 2 года назад +20

      @@LetterToGodFromMeToYou Whoo dude. Calm down. Triggered much?

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 2 года назад +24

      Yeah, this doesn't really feel like something we should make fun of right now

  • @alexandruv.3390
    @alexandruv.3390 2 года назад +1716

    So nice to see SNL do skits even though all the writters are away on holiday.

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver 2 года назад +1

      Wow SNL turned into some real unfunny shite. Time to euthanize the show or the writers or the "comics" as this is seriously cringe worthy.

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs 2 года назад +32

      Even nicer if this were true. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure they were all involved for this 🙄

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 2 года назад +11

      It’s never funny even when they are there.

    • @kilis3804
      @kilis3804 2 года назад +3

      H AHAH HA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA

    • @cobracommander8133
      @cobracommander8133 2 года назад +12

      This comment is funnier than anything on SNL 😂

  • @NinjaPandallnight
    @NinjaPandallnight 2 года назад +1300

    I’m sure Kate McKinnon could have killed it playing Amber Heard

    • @rdp16rulez
      @rdp16rulez 2 года назад +60

      Nah, if Kate played Amber, it would have make Kyle's casting as Johnny look even worse. Poor Kyle looked like the high school play version of Johnny Depp.

    • @EMarrs42
      @EMarrs42 2 года назад +30

      Agreed, but then again, Kate would have killed it even playing Johnny.

    • @jelef001
      @jelef001 2 года назад +4

      She CAN next week

    • @chadstephens3640
      @chadstephens3640 2 года назад +3

      She won't...she/her is scared 😱

    • @JJMarie3509
      @JJMarie3509 2 года назад +2

      After the verdict maybe

  • @anwarjafar1118
    @anwarjafar1118 2 месяца назад

    Johnny Depp - Amber Hear Cuckoo Trial 😂😂😂 cause its fun to watched🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NikoJr.
    @NikoJr. 2 года назад +526

    This was probably one of the worst things to come out of the trial, and I'm including abuse, drug addiction, and blackmail

  • @thatguymichaelhtx
    @thatguymichaelhtx 2 года назад +964

    I literally had a straight face the entire time

    • @last7509
      @last7509 2 года назад +11

      you cant make fun of something thats already bananas

    • @terrakage4462
      @terrakage4462 2 года назад +8

      @@last7509 yet countless others have been able to make the material available funny on their own with much more work put into it. For example the person who is making ace attorney scenes out of trial. Making new models, artwork, and animations either from scratch or from reference.
      They dropped the ball hard for sure

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 2 года назад +3

      I stopped watching at 2:24. No particular reason or joke, just knew it would suck

    • @TheRedRaven_
      @TheRedRaven_ 2 года назад +6

      Who even watches this show, honestly? Their jokes are so cringe and the fact they had so much material to work with.

    • @Alritealritealrite
      @Alritealritealrite 2 года назад +1

      Yes this is the first time I've watched one of their skits in a long time and I only smiled because I heard the word dookie and that's it

  • @owenbrash1750
    @owenbrash1750 2 года назад +4030

    Just when you thought SNL couldn't get any less funny they set a whole new low
    You never disappoint in disappointing

    • @coldfusionwaffles
      @coldfusionwaffles 2 года назад +26

      But poop, poop is funny! Hash tag doo doo in the bed!
      I'm being sarcastic but... it takes real skill to take something a juvenile as shit jokes and effectively taco bell them all over the stage in a brown flood of cringing boredom, killing the joke... SNL is effectively comedy constipation, they push and squeeze and pop a blood vessel in the eye and take a look back at what they're sure fell out, and nothing in the bowl...

    • @IC_XC_NIKA
      @IC_XC_NIKA 2 года назад +1

      😹😹😹

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 2 года назад +11

      They did a good job with the R. Kelly interview sketch, so I can't understand how they missed the obvious jokes like Elaine's "What if Anything...?" catchphrase, the muffins, the defaced 'peen-casso' painting, or even the fact that Johnny called the poop a "Grumpy." The humor is right there!

    • @sandraday6955
      @sandraday6955 2 года назад +7

      That is their trick say something that is not funny but say it over and over and over and over and over and over ... IS IT FUNNY YET!!

    • @LaurenJayx0
      @LaurenJayx0 2 года назад

      No, actually I'm disappointed. Who the fuck did they hire at that table that allowed it to go to shit....its wild. Even Pete moved to fuck 1 of the Kardashians so all his work wouldn't be for nothing.

  • @ShanesTubes
    @ShanesTubes Год назад +10

    jfc.. I miss the late 90s early 00s snl. Some of the early 90s too. I check out episodes every once in a while just in case...

  • @bleepbloop9251
    @bleepbloop9251 2 года назад +842

    Missed an opportunity for an impersonation of amber heard and to hear her say her dog stepped on a bee 🥴

    • @reneelyndamartinez1362
      @reneelyndamartinez1362 2 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @dalnim4294
      @dalnim4294 2 года назад +33

      "my dog stepped on a bee 🥴... and johnny never hit mee"

    • @Nightshade1881
      @Nightshade1881 2 года назад +7

      Legally they couldn’t 🥹

    • @jillmayer9501
      @jillmayer9501 2 года назад +8

      they gotta be careful about abuse claims

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 2 года назад +1

      @@dalnim4294 She said that?

  • @grantwhite4201
    @grantwhite4201 2 года назад +289

    "This trial is for fun" is all I needed to hear. SNL, you had every opportunity to make quality jokes about AH's legal team being incompetent, stumbling idiots, yet you took the route of not addressing any of that. One of AH's lawyers objected to his own question, speculated that his cat could've conducted Google searches, and interrupted one of Mr. Depp's friends repeatedly to the point where the judge got upset. Do better. #StandWithJohnny

    • @TeelDove777
      @TeelDove777 2 года назад +14

      This comment! YES. Johnny Depp is the biggest movie star of our generation. SNL is the biggest letdown of our generation

    • @empressofawesome7099
      @empressofawesome7099 2 года назад +11

      "speculated that his cat could've conducted Google searches," PLEASE tell me more about that part?!

    • @HarperSophia
      @HarperSophia 2 года назад +6

      Dying 😂😂😂😂" speculated that his cat could've conducted Google searches"

    • @HarperSophia
      @HarperSophia 2 года назад +9

      @@empressofawesome7099 lol the lawyer was trying to put suspicion on Google trends.

    • @adrianaholst8250
      @adrianaholst8250 2 года назад +3

      SNL never puts out good content and this is included, but I don't think they were saying DV is fun. The fact is, the trial is an absolute shitshow, and people are watching it like they'd watch the superbowl. It's disturbing and there's nothing wrong with pointing it out tbf

  • @thelogicalthinker6145
    @thelogicalthinker6145 2 года назад +139

    “This is not the first woman you’ve made so mad that she pooped in your bed.” Wow, nice victim blaming there, SNL.

    • @RocioNicte
      @RocioNicte 2 года назад +3

      And that's why this video has more than 292,000 dislikes!

    • @thelogicalthinker6145
      @thelogicalthinker6145 2 года назад

      @@RocioNicte not that we can see it, thanks RUclips!

    • @joshuacoomer4955
      @joshuacoomer4955 2 года назад

      it is complete trash smh. idk how after a win they still try to make him the bad guy joke punchline when it should be more about amber turd. just goes to show their personal agenda.

    • @guntertorfs6486
      @guntertorfs6486 8 месяцев назад

      @@joshuacoomer4955 The woman is always the victim. No matter what. And we males are supposed to be the priviledged ones.

  • @lrose1046
    @lrose1046 2 года назад +4

    With all the hilarious material they had, how in the world did they manage to f up this sketch??

  • @Jvljvljvl
    @Jvljvljvl 2 года назад +1819

    I didn’t think anyone could act worse than Amber Heard, this proved me wrong.

    • @ruyacloud9016
      @ruyacloud9016 2 года назад +14

      Underrated reply

    • @papennypincher7287
      @papennypincher7287 2 года назад +5

      Touché

    • @payt00n
      @payt00n 2 года назад

      Amber Turd*

    • @dantedarkies192
      @dantedarkies192 2 года назад +3

      Brutal, yet true

    • @ShawsOwn
      @ShawsOwn 2 года назад +8

      And with that, some random RUclips comment just one upped the entire overpaid writing cast of unfunny snl.

  • @BobLoblaw23
    @BobLoblaw23 2 года назад +165

    They really defending amber heard? Making her legal team look competent.

    • @heatherramaekers7178
      @heatherramaekers7178 2 года назад

      didn't seem like they were defending amber Heard, seemed like they called her a crazy bitch who cuts off fingers and poops on beds and also that Johnny probably has a history of pissing off crazy bitches. I think they nailed it right in the head, sorry it was too abridged for most, not everyone watches the trial.

    • @RedFactionMedia
      @RedFactionMedia 2 года назад +16

      Yeah that's the most WTF part here. It comes off as bitter and delusional.

  • @dillon1387
    @dillon1387 2 года назад +535

    Wow, a skit with so much potential and they blew it big time

    • @supitsamber_
      @supitsamber_ 2 года назад

      why do people keep saying that?

    • @agentdisciple3101
      @agentdisciple3101 2 года назад +15

      @@supitsamber_ cuz this skit was terrible

    • @glennlrw
      @glennlrw 2 года назад +8

      Just like 99% of their sketches for years. I don't know why I even watch, but I am an eternal optimist. I keep hoping for something good. I am like Charlie Brown thinking Lucy will hold that damn football long enough to get a kick out of it.

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PeHPllJJTIY/видео.html

  • @Novella1229
    @Novella1229 Месяц назад +2

    I missed this back when it aired. I didn’t expect much, yet it was still somehow worse than I expected. I should’ve trusted the other comments.

  • @snc9035
    @snc9035 2 года назад +164

    This feels like a parody of SNL parodying the actual trial

    • @NinjaStroll
      @NinjaStroll 2 года назад +2

      But then it would actually be funny

    • @jenh6247
      @jenh6247 2 года назад

      Agree. It filtered the humor right out of the situation

  • @paulconwell8724
    @paulconwell8724 2 года назад +1151

    I truly believe that this opening will be listed as the most hated sketch in the history of SNL.

  • @gabrielleg.1347
    @gabrielleg.1347 2 года назад +764

    Wow how could they not do Amber Heard's testimony or literally anything else but this? This whole trial is comedy gold and somehow they managed to not make it funny.

    • @firstnamelastname816
      @firstnamelastname816 2 года назад +11

      Yeah trials about an abusive relationship are hilarious

    • @jaysonoweh2227
      @jaysonoweh2227 2 года назад +1

      @@firstnamelastname816 said by the person who pushes drugs on too people

    • @johnny.V03
      @johnny.V03 2 года назад

      I already know their take on the Rittenhouse trial

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 2 года назад

      They are with a lying train wreck like Amber Heard.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 года назад +3

      Was it a feminist who wrote this skit?

  • @jimmygreenfield9758
    @jimmygreenfield9758 11 месяцев назад

    2:42 ewww hell no 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @sheldonschultz4681
    @sheldonschultz4681 2 года назад +52

    I have never felt like I just waisted time watching SNL cold opens, Today that changed. I agree the trial was better and I don't watch trials.

  • @LadyLauda
    @LadyLauda 2 года назад +567

    Yeahh not once did I laugh or even smile during that. The writers really did drop the ball.

    • @deltafour1212
      @deltafour1212 2 года назад +14

      Isn't that with every SNL skit?

    • @cjg1029
      @cjg1029 2 года назад +13

      @@deltafour1212 nope there's a lot of funny snl skits. I respect that not every one is going to be a hit. Especially disappointed with this one though

    • @tasmanianwalrus583
      @tasmanianwalrus583 2 года назад +2

      @@deltafour1212 Hell nah

    • @deltafour1212
      @deltafour1212 2 года назад +4

      @@cjg1029 You have more respect for every skit than I do. I expect them all to be not funny and shocked when one of them finally is. I finally just stopped watching SNL and among other reasons

    • @TeelDove777
      @TeelDove777 2 года назад +3

      The writers shouldn’t have even PICKED UP the ball! In fact the ball is too big for them. This makes them look so small. DO IT RIGHT OR LEAVE IT ALONE.

  • @jerrylee2326
    @jerrylee2326 2 года назад +626

    This is what happens when writers are more worried about offending people than doing their job and trying to be funny

    • @444onthefloor
      @444onthefloor 2 года назад +18

      Pc culture and social justice has killed comedy

    • @XvFenixvX
      @XvFenixvX 2 года назад +10

      They must not want to get smacked by will Smith or tackled by some random guy in the crowd

    • @peachrocker9716
      @peachrocker9716 2 года назад +4

      i dont' understand how anyone can get offended by them making fun of amber heard, who not only made JOhnny bleed but cut the skin and bone off of his finger

    • @Fashioncarnage81
      @Fashioncarnage81 2 года назад

      Well you can thank all of the people that get offended by every little thing that is said.If you watch real old SNL skits man that used to say the funniest shit and yeah it was really controversial but that’s what made it funny! Now everybody gets their panties in a bunch over everything so I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a writer for a comedy show now. So you can’t blame them you gotta blame the little pussies that can’t handle comedy gold

    • @heythere6804
      @heythere6804 2 года назад

      SNL in a nutshell over the last couple years. Seen high school comedy troops do better

  • @Spritel4
    @Spritel4 Месяц назад +1

    Behold the worlds worst Depp impression.

  • @tammychristian1479
    @tammychristian1479 2 года назад +85

    That was so "Hey I am SNL writers and actors, I did not watch the actual trial, I am so scared of ME2 , that I did not even understand that Johnny Depp (a highly beloved and respected actor as an understatement) , has been text book abused in ways they will be studying how the heck no one called it out sooner for generations, and so we just dropped the ball on not only making the comedic point be on the real abusers (Amber and her team) in support of the one who was put through hell these last years (like we usually do), that we just screwed up so bad!, Wow, look at us being so out of touch and oh so scared to be us.
    .Because we may think everyone standing up for Johnny is obsessed fans, or we do not see the bigger picture about decades of male abuse ignored. And or our own hatred of our own industry and way to extreme Me2 support (as though we can't do both) , that we have lost site that men can also experience psychological physical sexual, emotional and mental torture by a women and this needs to be brought to light, that it's a big deal!"
    Like what happened? Did he like refuse to come on your show as a host? So when you have drug addict stories and scandals of your own for 40 years that's okay, but now you are all like of a sudden "Oh the distraction!!!" (this is so hard because I am laughing from sarcastic humor I got from watching your show and love you guys so much lol )
    But seriously SNL "snap out of it". listen to the tapes in and out of court! she's deceitful is one of the nicer things about her......take it from that. There is a reason millions are watching.

    • @nyennestils5339
      @nyennestils5339 2 года назад +5

      I'm glad that at least somebody here is seeing this objectively. I wish I had more friends like you.

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 2 года назад +3

      Yep. It’s damnn time for #MenToo

    • @MemeMaradith
      @MemeMaradith 2 года назад +2

      Well said 👏

  • @BooBanana
    @BooBanana 2 года назад +1346

    This was possibly the most safe and unfunny sketch I’ve ever seen on this trial. It might be time to pack it up guys.

    • @raqueladauto7309
      @raqueladauto7309 2 года назад +4

      🎯

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 2 года назад +13

      Only when Lorne Michaels drops dead will this long-useless show finally be gone too.

    • @thetruth1862
      @thetruth1862 2 года назад +11

      SNL is a great show so many unforgettable skits , dobt let this one ruin the past 40 years , when Lorne passes they will keep going and they should maybe a new vision for the future is just what they need

    • @melissak8892
      @melissak8892 2 года назад +15

      Thry cant quit, they still have agendas to push

    • @coffehbear3359
      @coffehbear3359 2 года назад +4

      From the comments the millennials want to deplatform SNL too - a great icon of comedy. Yeah TikTok the Chinese spyware platform is the only great source of humor. so ridic.

  • @TimeToReadMine
    @TimeToReadMine Год назад +3

    So cringe feels like I am watching an SNL skit.............Oh.....Wait

  • @foxglove1268
    @foxglove1268 2 года назад +324

    this had so much potential.. missed it SNL

    • @nyawrong1499
      @nyawrong1499 2 года назад

      They did not understand the assignment 😂

  • @TonyG8992
    @TonyG8992 2 года назад +326

    Original Mad TV would have made this legendary.

    • @vickielawson3114
      @vickielawson3114 2 года назад +12

      I agree. They would have done something really good with it. It definitely would have pushed the outrageous nature of the whole thing.

    • @blacksabbath2060
      @blacksabbath2060 2 года назад +6

      Mad tv was way better than SNL SNL has always been garbage

    • @stressbucket9846
      @stressbucket9846 2 года назад +1

      I watch these clips from time to time and am always left feeling this exact same way. I really miss MAD

    • @marleyjr.bobert6639
      @marleyjr.bobert6639 2 года назад

      You speak nothing but truths

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 2 года назад

      Imagine the old school MadTV's writers and crew reactions to watching this

  • @SYNAPTIKMETAL
    @SYNAPTIKMETAL 4 месяца назад +1

    I couldnt stop laughing..............because I never started. 😕

  • @ralph8677
    @ralph8677 2 года назад +203

    Me Before Watching: Oh good, they did a skit on this.
    Me After Watching: With all the things you had to work with; "Objection, Hearsay!", a lawyer objecting himself, "My dog stepped on a bee", muffins, a witness vaping during testimony, "I didn't punch you, I hit you", "I use pledge & donate synonymously", a make-up pact that didn't exist yet, tearless crying, mirroring outfits, etc. Instead, we got poop jokes. Way to phone it in at the end of the season SNL!

    • @smsmtunis
      @smsmtunis 2 года назад

      Just because you dont like amber and find it funny to see her miserabel doesn't mean that it is funny for everyone 😄...

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 2 года назад

      @@smsmtunis How's her losing treatin' you, simp?

    • @KrisD007
      @KrisD007 2 года назад +15

      You forgot the Amica cream, "Were you there?", and "a megapint?"

    • @Phoenixash-delfuego
      @Phoenixash-delfuego 2 года назад +4

      Or the outfit mirroring Dr evil's outfit.

    • @fragwagon
      @fragwagon 2 года назад +1

      ​​@@Phoenixash-delfuego truly! Imagine Mike Myers returning as Dr Evil to help coach Amber, and Mindy Sterling's Frau coaching Elaine. Both of them exasperated and finally tossing them in the alligator pit.

  • @WalkinChristum
    @WalkinChristum 2 года назад +1223

    That Johny Depp looks more like Zlatan lol

    • @tuvieja4322
      @tuvieja4322 2 года назад +4

      literally thought that was zlatan when I clicked on the video

    • @joanasantos367
      @joanasantos367 2 года назад +3

      I was looking for this comment!

    • @rustyshackleford81
      @rustyshackleford81 2 года назад

      I wanted to thumbs up, but I dare not interrupt perfection 🤟

    • @n0shortcuts
      @n0shortcuts 2 года назад

      If Zlatan was an awkward Mooney character with no social skills or acting ability

    • @Pt0wN973b0iI
      @Pt0wN973b0iI 2 года назад +2

      Kevin From The Backstreet Boys.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 года назад +146

    This trial is for fun

  • @kingvincent926
    @kingvincent926 Месяц назад +1

    The real trial was funnier than this💀😭 such a missed opportunity

  • @MattKrath
    @MattKrath 2 года назад +626

    They could’ve done so much more with this like having the characters parody the funniest moments like the lawyer calling hearsay on his own question instead of focusing all on the fecal matter.

    • @GigiNKD
      @GigiNKD 2 года назад +2

      Agreed!

    • @user-if5lq4fz4m
      @user-if5lq4fz4m 2 года назад +8

      Agreed... the potty humor got old pretty quickly.

    • @mantheking
      @mantheking 2 года назад

      I don't think there is any way for any comedian in the world to make that any funnier than it already is.

    • @shantytown22
      @shantytown22 2 года назад

      They literally focused on the shittiest part of the trial.

  • @saidfouad7530
    @saidfouad7530 2 года назад +311

    SNL really shouldn't have implied that it was Johnny's fault for making Amber mad. Straight victim blaming.

  • @streetsdisciple0014
    @streetsdisciple0014 2 года назад +638

    The actual trial is 100 X better than this skit.

    • @rosiewalker7676
      @rosiewalker7676 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/mpOkBNG6Elg/видео.html
      It’s finally here.

    • @runitonce7791
      @runitonce7791 2 года назад +9

      That's literally what the point of the skit is

    • @scarletfinite8041
      @scarletfinite8041 2 года назад +43

      @@runitonce7791 The point of this comedy skit is to be extremely unfunny compared to the actual trial?

    • @mixoh
      @mixoh 2 года назад

      @@scarletfinite8041 😂

    • @samarakeys7376
      @samarakeys7376 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/byHQZodQuj8/видео.html
      It’s finally here…

  • @sheridan7475
    @sheridan7475 2 года назад +243

    “Your constant little smirk lets me know this isn’t the first woman you’ve pushed to poop in your bed”
    are you actually serious

    • @LUVbailee2
      @LUVbailee2 2 года назад +30

      They completely dropped the ball with this one

    • @jcthecatalyst
      @jcthecatalyst 2 года назад +46

      Are they actually on Amber’s side??

    • @bethnorrod5942
      @bethnorrod5942 2 года назад +36

      Disappointed and infuriated doesn't even begin to describe how I feel about this.

    • @PawnCrownedQueen
      @PawnCrownedQueen 2 года назад +4

      Wow I missed that

    • @josephstevens5489
      @josephstevens5489 2 года назад +17

      Toxic femininity xD

  • @mimihuisenfeldt1988
    @mimihuisenfeldt1988 2 года назад +1036

    How could they not refer to it as a “grumpy “ like Depp did????

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 года назад +20

      I don't know if they were trying to not repeat what TikTok had already covered or what the hell, but they avoided a lot of seemingly fertile stuff.

    • @cruisinguy6024
      @cruisinguy6024 2 года назад +10

      Apparently "grumpy" was JD's nickname for the psycho. So by calling Heard's turd a grumpy it had a double meaning and THAT was probably the first time JD ever actually slapped AH.

    • @NormaLilia24
      @NormaLilia24 2 года назад +3

      And also could’ve added that JD knows it not the dogs bc he picked up their “fun” .... so many missed opportunities smh

    • @fernandillo9097
      @fernandillo9097 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Yx6pnuZp9EY/видео.html

    • @ac-jn1iq
      @ac-jn1iq 2 года назад +9

      @@cruisinguy6024 I doubt he ever slapped her. We would hear about it on the multitude of 5 hour long recordings . All we hear about is her slapping and hitting him while he runs away and hides from her

  • @cee8876
    @cee8876 2 года назад +445

    So we are putting the blame on Depp. In addition, we are just glad we are not involved. So Amber Heard is free from any satire and blame? Interesting perspective.

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 2 года назад +43

      It was so unfunny, why even do this skit.

    • @metroboom2831
      @metroboom2831 2 года назад +19

      Don’t worry, the others 999 channels are making Amber Joke 🤣, SNL is dying o dead...

    • @Godisking8935
      @Godisking8935 2 года назад +33

      SNL swings away at JD without clowning AH.. shameful to make fun of the actual victim JD

    • @alluringbliss4165
      @alluringbliss4165 2 года назад +15

      SNL has always been biased.

    • @baalzebullordofhell6967
      @baalzebullordofhell6967 2 года назад +1

      Depp is a liar trying to smear the woman he abused.

  • @diegopascual5586
    @diegopascual5586 8 месяцев назад +1

    OMFG this I many momths after the trial but hadn't seen this vid, made me laugh so hard I nearly choked in my drink. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joaocourinha8222
    @joaocourinha8222 2 года назад +537

    With all the hilarious material you had from the trial this is the best comedy you could come up with?

    • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
      @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 2 года назад +9

      What’s funnier then making poop jokes?

    • @rosiewalker7676
      @rosiewalker7676 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/mpOkBNG6Elg/видео.html
      It’s finally here.

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 2 года назад +38

      @@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter Muffins, Incompetent lawyers, dogs stepping on bees, amber smirking inappropriately, Johnny telling jokes inappropriately, and anything else that's gone on that I've missed.

    • @somegenerichandle
      @somegenerichandle 2 года назад +12

      @@blootooth00 the muffin questioning was funny. JD and his lawyers are swallowing candy compulsively. Even something about the memes like their outfits matching of the coke hanky.... Or Depp saying "dancing and drugs" were on the wedding schedule...

    • @samarakeys7376
      @samarakeys7376 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/byHQZodQuj8/видео.html
      It’s finally here…

  • @tefweebz
    @tefweebz 2 года назад +69

    When SNL gets it right, they really do, but this sketch was trash. I honestly wondered why they went with this case as a cold open. I’m not even sensitive about this case, there aren’t many ways to make it funny because this case has overly-exposed us all to personal details we never asked for, and it has been all we have seen. I think this is the first time a cold open made me roll my eyes and not bother with the rest of the show.

    • @cjb2749
      @cjb2749 2 года назад +1

      Unfortunately, SNL's track record for getting it right these days is abysmally inconsistent. It used to be mostly funny with an occasional dud, but the opposite has become true over the past 10 years... instead of being willing to deal with the duds for the gold, I find myself skipping the whole thing because it just isn't worth my time, sitting through 10 unfunny skits just to see 1 good one, and another that kind of makes me chuckle

    • @tefweebz
      @tefweebz 2 года назад

      @@cjb2749 I agree, but in the past 30 something years I’ve been watching SNL, there is a difference now. We live in a microwave society now, so RUclips allows people to pick and choose what they want to see from the full SNL episode. Social media has allowed them to boost those few funny sketches and let people decide whether they want to even look into some of the unfunny ones.

  • @deanwoods8397
    @deanwoods8397 2 года назад +348

    Wow! How can they take something funny and make it unfunny! Pure gold.

    • @santoshnarayana7879
      @santoshnarayana7879 2 года назад +3

      I dont know if it was unfunny, I think rather it was just mildly humorous.

    • @Morristown337
      @Morristown337 2 года назад

      SNL already sat the bar too high for itself. Its hard to live up to the artistic gold that has come thru that place every weekend. In our past we were spoiled with good writers and did not even know it. It is not just SNL; writers are ruining Star Trek and pumping shows out to stream barely watchable the first round. I can only guess that streaming is less budget for shows then television and they decided to cut good writing.

    • @austintrousdale2397
      @austintrousdale2397 2 года назад +1

      Perhaps, but FWIW, I found Nicole Wallace (Kate McKinnon)’s opening line remarkably self-aware, considering that SNL writers are part of the NBC extended family. #breakingpoints #rising #usefulidiots

    • @sufamidan1006
      @sufamidan1006 2 года назад +1

      @@santoshnarayana7879 it was standard for snl, meaning … catastrophically unfunny.