You know, I just talked to Newman, and he wants a calzone of his own…and a large slice of pepperoni pizza…and a large soda…and three times a week, my good buddy Newman wants a cannoli, too! 👍😉😆
George: Well, this is really bad now. I really am in a bad situation now. Jerry: So what is Steinbrenner going to do if he doesn't get his calzone tomorrow? George: What's he gonna do? What's he gonna do? That's exactly the point! Nobody knows what this guy is capable of. He fires people like it's a bodily function! Jerry: Why don't you get someone else from the office to go get Paisano's? George: Because before you know it, he'll be having lunch with him. You know how these interoffice politics work. Jerry: No, I never had a job.
I swear to God, my father was banned from a grocery store for a calzone incident. He ordered one from the deli counter and took a bite out of it on the way to the checkout line. He said, in his telltale Jackie-Mason-sounding voice, "I'm not paying for this! It's all air!" And they told him to get out and never return.
You know what, all of this *maybe* could have been solved if: 1. George payed a co worker after work to get the calzones so that it’ll look like George is still bringing them to his boss 2. Steinbrenner is a man with power. He or one of his executives could have just bribed Paisanos to get more calzones. Preferably to allow George to go in there again (Edit: on second thought, that second point may not work for Steinbrenner given his notoriety lol)
its sad that we never get to see more of George and Newman teaming up and interacting more in episiodes like this
That should have been the spin-off
Exactly
You know, I just talked to Newman, and he wants a calzone of his own…and a large slice of pepperoni pizza…and a large soda…and three times a week, my good buddy Newman wants a cannoli, too! 👍😉😆
The only thing George had to do was saying "keep the change"
Emperor Ferdinand of Austria: "I am the emperor, and I want dumplings."
George Steinbrenner: "Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone, he must have one."
I just had my first calzone from Marcos Pizza Bartlett Illinois thanks to this episode
The calzones there are pretty good! I buy them sometimes :))
'Big Stein wants a little taste'..
SEXUWAL
"Big Stein wants a little taste"
This episode is how I got hooked on calzones lol
You can't deny any USA currency. Lol!
sure you can, as long as the service/good hasnt been rendered
making fun of Steinbrenner is so perfectly randomly hilarious.
The tip jar is a very awkward situation. It obviously came to a head because now most places- if you pay with a card- they ask about the tip.
This is why I always tip with loose change
George: Well, this is really bad now. I really am in a bad situation now.
Jerry: So what is Steinbrenner going to do if he doesn't get his calzone tomorrow?
George: What's he gonna do? What's he gonna do? That's exactly the point! Nobody knows what this guy is capable of. He fires people like it's a bodily function!
Jerry: Why don't you get someone else from the office to go get Paisano's?
George: Because before you know it, he'll be having lunch with him. You know how these interoffice politics work.
Jerry: No, I never had a job.
Thanks!
Lol thanks for the subtitles
@@grinchoi1it wasn't for subtitles, he just delivered the punchline that was cut out
taking back his tip money. Just like he did at the diner after the check came.
3:34 BUT IM PAYING YOU!!!!
Yes, thank you. 😁
@@damongrimes6096 NEWMAN!!!!!!
Lol this show was insane
Way to self-sabotage, George.
I swear to God, my father was banned from a grocery store for a calzone incident. He ordered one from the deli counter and took a bite out of it on the way to the checkout line. He said, in his telltale Jackie-Mason-sounding voice, "I'm not paying for this! It's all air!" And they told him to get out and never return.
lol
Pretty classless
when will i learn not to watch food-themed seinfeld clips when i'm hungry
thats larry davids voice lol
yada yada yada!
You know what, all of this *maybe* could have been solved if:
1. George payed a co worker after work to get the calzones so that it’ll look like George is still bringing them to his boss
2. Steinbrenner is a man with power. He or one of his executives could have just bribed Paisanos to get more calzones. Preferably to allow George to go in there again
(Edit: on second thought, that second point may not work for Steinbrenner given his notoriety lol)
1:52
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😂😂
I understand it's meant to be only story related content, but I miss getting the full jokes.
Yes, I know. I wish I could keep more of the episode in, but if I have anything over 6 minutes, RUclips always blocks the video from copyright. Sorry.
@@seinfeldclips They do make it challenging.
@@seinfeldclipsyou're a leach.