Dara O Briain on School Plays

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  • @marycanary86
    @marycanary86 5 лет назад +57

    living for the split second between dara going "die hard" and the audience catching up to what he actually just said

  • @towermoss
    @towermoss 11 лет назад +287

    this guy is a comedic genius. he's sharp, quick, and can pump out quality material on the spot.

    • @Asif19871
      @Asif19871 5 лет назад +2

      ajre82 hahahaha!!

  • @christopheroverton809
    @christopheroverton809 10 лет назад +220

    I would pay money to see 5-year olds re-enact Alien.

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 5 лет назад +8

      They recently did that. Ridley Scott wrote a letter praising the High School theater and everything!

    • @minion3806
      @minion3806 5 лет назад +4

      @@paradoxacres1063 really? What theater was it? I demand proof! lol

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 5 лет назад +4

      @@minion3806 The children (and teachers) of North Bergen High School did a play on it. Google it; it's awesome! *:)*

    • @minion3806
      @minion3806 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@paradoxacres1063 ok

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 5 лет назад +3

      @@minion3806 If I'm not mistaken, Sigourney Weaver herself paid them a visit when they were doing a 2nd or 3rd performance (because their play got so popular, lol).

  • @thebigh4752
    @thebigh4752 9 лет назад +187

    If my nieces and nephews did Die Hard as a christmas play, I would mic, videotape and upload that shit to youtube. 2 Million hits on day one baby.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 9 лет назад +5

      +TheBigH Who wouldn't want to see that?

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 7 лет назад +1

      One can certainly dream...

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 2 года назад +4

      A 5 year old Hans Gruber falling 30 cm to his death off of a minifridge box of the Nakatomi Tower.

  • @Kotten84
    @Kotten84 9 лет назад +377

    Imagine a 5 year old irish Alan Rickman.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 8 лет назад +42

      "Mista Takagi won't be joining us for da west of his wife." Or whatever that line is.

    • @theblackwidower
      @theblackwidower  8 лет назад +5

      Give or take. ruclips.net/video/Pc3OyvbJkj4/видео.html

  • @spencerraney4979
    @spencerraney4979 8 лет назад +68

    Die Hard is a great Christmas movie, and my family watches it every year.

  • @randombencounter263
    @randombencounter263 9 лет назад +11

    Die Hard is genuinely a fantastic Christmas story. It's all about how love and faith in eachother can overcome greed and ambition during Christmas time.

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 2 года назад +1

      My stepmum's favourite Christmas film is It's A Wonderful Life; she gets very upset with us (me, dad, sister) when we tell her that not only is "it's only a Christmas movie because it's set at Christmas" but also "that makes Die Hard a Christmas movie". After all:
      They're both set at Christmas
      They're both, as you point out, about how love and faith can overcome greed
      They're both about a man who realises just how much he values his wife and kids
      And there's a theft of a lot of money
      CHRISTMAS!

  • @ToastedAlmond98
    @ToastedAlmond98 9 лет назад +191

    Damn, I want to see 'Limbo Christ' now!

    • @qhsperson
      @qhsperson 8 лет назад +4

      In tribute to the Jesus Camps of right-wing Christians, I am doing Camp Jesus for Hallowe'en.

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 7 лет назад

      Craig Black Me Too

  • @davidwalter2002
    @davidwalter2002 5 месяцев назад

    I love how much interaction and cues he gets from the audience. And it's always hilarious. It's incredibly difficult (not to mention dicey) to rely so much on getting good comedy from what the audience throws at you. But Dara is so quick, he makes it look easy.

  • @babyhuey6342
    @babyhuey6342 9 лет назад +61

    Lord of the Flies.

  • @Kokuyous3ki
    @Kokuyous3ki Год назад +1

    Yes, 10 years and I still agree with the Die Hard part wholeheartedly, nothing's changed.

  • @silverbells92
    @silverbells92 7 лет назад +26

    The airport scene from Captain America: Civil War.

  • @Hellwyck
    @Hellwyck 9 лет назад +28

    Robocop - the original & best version.

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 7 лет назад +35

    The lady who cried out Saw is a genius...

    • @JS-eu1co
      @JS-eu1co 6 лет назад +2

      PtolemyJones Saw does teach people to appreciate life

  • @genericname1239
    @genericname1239 8 лет назад +36

    A clockwork orange

  • @katemcgowan5890
    @katemcgowan5890 9 лет назад +176

    the hobbits, and the teacher is galdalf

    • @Midnightpigeon666
      @Midnightpigeon666 7 лет назад

      Kate Mc Gowan you are a genius!! 🤣

    • @India.H
      @India.H 7 лет назад +8

      Kate Mc Gowan my year five/six teacher was slightly nuts and every year would come onstage dressed as one of the characters from the school play. As we did several nights each year, he had the chance to dress up several times. From memory, I saw him dress up as:
      -a chough (a rare bird similar to a crow, but not evil)
      -a hula girl (complete with skirt and coconut bra)
      -a maid (in a production of Robin Hood)
      -one of Robin Hood's enemies (they had a brief sword fight before he was locked in a large dog cage/prison and wheeled out of the hall)

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 лет назад +2

      I don't know if "you shall not pass" is the right incentive for little kids 😁

  • @TraineeHero
    @TraineeHero 8 лет назад +96

    Batman vs Superman. They might actually improve it.

    • @maddibecke3252
      @maddibecke3252 8 лет назад +30

      +Mini Librarian At the very least 'Martha? My mum's name was Martha too. Let's be friends now!" will be far more appropriate in that age range.

    • @Outside85
      @Outside85 6 лет назад +2

      They could get the school bully, paint him grey and act like he normally does and be an accurate representation.

  • @TVAVStudios
    @TVAVStudios 11 лет назад +30

    Blazing Saddles?

  • @JumbleJammyJokes
    @JumbleJammyJokes 2 года назад +1

    You can tell Dara likes his films!

  • @typacsk
    @typacsk 9 лет назад +49

    Hello? Hogfather! If you've got people insisting on using a holiday story, that'll wake 'em right up.

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 5 лет назад +8

    I need to see an Elementary school perform Die Hard

  • @LemuriaGames
    @LemuriaGames 9 месяцев назад

    +1 for "Die Hard". I had the exact same idea and you brought it out. Amazing.

  • @qhsperson
    @qhsperson 9 лет назад +4

    While Angelo Badalamenti was still teaching school, he wrote a musical version of A Christmas Carol that not only played (with middle school-aged kids) in several schools in NYC but was also recorded by the PBS station and was broadcast a few times on television. So there are choices.
    How about Tootsie?

  • @creepyoursmile1654
    @creepyoursmile1654 9 лет назад +3

    The Shinning

  • @jamesgorman5692
    @jamesgorman5692 7 лет назад +5

    My niece is playing mary, I'M going to show her this.

  • @samgreen7303
    @samgreen7303 5 лет назад +4

    Our school did the rocky horror picture show

  • @Shannmeister
    @Shannmeister 8 лет назад +3

    A festive version of Hellraiser (the original one).

  • @annabellej9429
    @annabellej9429 7 лет назад +3

    Why does Dara's child impression sound like the teletubbies?

  • @newperve
    @newperve 8 лет назад +26

    Live action "Attack on Titan".

  • @AE-gl6cb
    @AE-gl6cb 8 лет назад +68

    'motherfucker' is one of the words that irish people can't say without sounding ridiculous

    • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus
      @SweenusSwinginHisDingus 8 лет назад +10

      They sound amazing, ya fecker

    • @chrissedaka8141
      @chrissedaka8141 7 лет назад +4

      Y' feckin' eejit yeh, Ambrose. ;)

    • @Loh24158
      @Loh24158 7 лет назад +1

      Ambrose Hoolihan im Irish and I feel ridiculous saying HOOLIHAN

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 6 лет назад

      Not just the Irish: anybody who isn't black and American.

  • @padraigpearse1551
    @padraigpearse1551 8 лет назад +23

    Inglorious Bastards or Django Unchained

  • @costlyblood1927
    @costlyblood1927 8 лет назад +8

    Priscilla Queen Of The Desert

  • @jackmonaghan8477
    @jackmonaghan8477 9 лет назад +10

    Personally, if I had been there, I'd have suggested 'The Seventh Seal'.

    • @TulilaSalome
      @TulilaSalome 8 лет назад +1

      +Jack Monaghan Something on those lines yes, Brothers Karamazov, or any Iris Murdoch book. Or Waiting for Godot.

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 5 лет назад

    I love this man

  • @Del-yv1qy
    @Del-yv1qy 2 года назад

    Saw him in Cork recently.several people left at the break and a few people near me were falling asleep.
    Some of his stories /gags went on and on and on.I don't dislike him but I
    won't be going again .

  • @LoriasGS
    @LoriasGS 5 лет назад

    I went to a Church of England school and our 6th Form once did a production of Oedipus

  • @Mattinator95
    @Mattinator95 7 лет назад +5

    A die hard school play. ... I would see that

  • @dca-Letsplay
    @dca-Letsplay 6 лет назад

    Lethal weapon is another Christmas movie, although i think the room would be good because what else could go wrong with that masterpiece

  • @barnabyjones3708
    @barnabyjones3708 4 года назад +1

    As someone from Birmingham (the proper one) I apologise for that man.

  • @nathanharris4105
    @nathanharris4105 7 лет назад +1

    I would love to see an under five production of Dr.Strangelove.

  • @lucyh4838
    @lucyh4838 6 лет назад +4

    Magic mike 😂😂

  • @irishdc9523
    @irishdc9523 9 лет назад

    Green Street, the Expendables, the Guard, Gladiator, Valkyrie, Downfall, any of the James Bond movies.

  • @apropercuppa8612
    @apropercuppa8612 7 лет назад

    We did Bugsy Malone once. It was fantastic.

  • @Emma-yq7pk
    @Emma-yq7pk 6 лет назад +1

    Someone needs to get Dara to read this comments section

  • @spaggymerbles
    @spaggymerbles Год назад +1

    I hear Pulp Fiction, I automatically think of the gimp scene.... Probably not something for 5 year old production...

  • @baneblade501st7
    @baneblade501st7 7 лет назад +6

    i thought schindlers list but i think that goes a brigde too far

  • @SpawnofHastur
    @SpawnofHastur 10 лет назад +21

    Trainspotting.

  • @williamlancaster5136
    @williamlancaster5136 11 месяцев назад

    The man who suggested an under 5 production of BASIC INSTICT should have been interviewed by the police after the show.

  • @theblackwidower
    @theblackwidower  11 лет назад

    Sorry, I started it and couldn't be asked to finish. But since you brought it up, I gave it a shot, and it was a lot easier than I thought it would be.
    So, yeah, the subtitles should be working now, sorry about that.

  • @samricketts8415
    @samricketts8415 8 лет назад +2

    The Matrix would be my top choice. However, I would also love to see a version of either of the following films done by five-year-olds: The Wolf of Wall Street, Forrest Gump, Silence of the Lambs, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Ides of March, or maybe Zoolander.

    • @DRAG0NSPIRIT10
      @DRAG0NSPIRIT10 8 лет назад

      "Have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over"

    • @samricketts8415
      @samricketts8415 8 лет назад

      "It's all about the greater good"

    • @DRAG0NSPIRIT10
      @DRAG0NSPIRIT10 8 лет назад +1

      Sam Ricketts "The greater good"

  • @TylerTheObserver
    @TylerTheObserver 6 лет назад +4

    Brokeback mountain
    Just to lower the tone of the comments section

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 4 года назад +1

    The first 10 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Let’s see what they’d do for that!

  • @belfastroastmaster3847
    @belfastroastmaster3847 8 лет назад +2

    Lord of the Rings, Evil Dead and The Great Escape would be ones that he missed.

  • @Redneck322
    @Redneck322 7 лет назад +1

    I want a 5 year old play of the expendables 1-3; predator; Indiana Jones; Red Dawn (1984) and Last of the Mohicans.

    • @chrissedaka8141
      @chrissedaka8141 7 лет назад

      "Troi toy Stoi aloive and I wool foind yeh, nae matter whoot occurs."

    • @Redneck322
      @Redneck322 7 лет назад

      I don't know if you are from a non-English speaking country or a 2 year old.

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 3 года назад

      WOVERINEEES!!!

  • @scarolinafan7
    @scarolinafan7 9 лет назад +6

    Dara likes Die Hard. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

    • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus
      @SweenusSwinginHisDingus 8 лет назад +1

      Everyone likes Die Hard, are you mental?

    • @scarolinafan7
      @scarolinafan7 8 лет назад

      +Jsevelin Not everyone. It's my favorite Christmas movie.

    • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus
      @SweenusSwinginHisDingus 8 лет назад +2

      scarolinafan7 Mine too. Don't give me all that "It's a Wonderful Life" garbage. Give me the cop who makes fists with his toes.

  • @lavrentivs9891
    @lavrentivs9891 7 лет назад +4

    Titus Andronicus^^

    • @beardedemperor
      @beardedemperor 7 лет назад +1

      Lavrentivs underrated comment of the year

  • @NekoInk13
    @NekoInk13 6 лет назад

    I wish our school had done something better! I was always Mary until about aged 7 😂 Luckily the cute wore off!

  • @darrenjohnston659
    @darrenjohnston659 9 лет назад +3

    Subtitles were wrong :P but Texas Chainsaw Massacre

  • @Pkuall4life
    @Pkuall4life 9 лет назад +3

    1:12
    *raises hand*

  • @multi.instrumentalist
    @multi.instrumentalist 4 года назад

    The Piano lol

  • @myskijn
    @myskijn 9 лет назад +1

    Doing Caddyshack would be amazing.

  • @Blarce
    @Blarce 11 лет назад +4

    Dude, Where's My Car?

  • @parlerdisscuteretsameliore6005
    @parlerdisscuteretsameliore6005 3 года назад

    Once upon a time in Hollywood

  • @India.H
    @India.H 7 лет назад +2

    What about Carrie?

  • @violenceisfun991
    @violenceisfun991 7 лет назад

    what's Basic Instinct?

    • @theblackwidower
      @theblackwidower  7 лет назад

      A really famous movie that can be looked up on Google.

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 7 лет назад

      T Duke Perry.
      ah i see, i thought i should ask someone first before googling it, cos i weren't sure if it was a book or a play or a film or what; i didnt want to look up the wrong thing and end up being more confused. but also i didnt want to google it straight away, cos if it got a worse reaction from the audience than Saw did, then i'm worried it might be something proper graphic/horrific or something that will give me nightmares haha

    • @theblackwidower
      @theblackwidower  7 лет назад

      No, it's not horror. It's just infamous for featuring a shot of Sharon Stone's vagina. That's why it got that reaction. I thought everyone knew about it. Fucking millennials.

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 7 лет назад

      oh i see, i didn't know that. i don't watch a lot of movies

    • @drivingcat6901
      @drivingcat6901 4 года назад

      @@theblackwidower the fuck does being millennial have to do with this, even i know about it.

  • @Thekailem1
    @Thekailem1 10 лет назад +34

    Human centipede! XD

  • @nathanharris4105
    @nathanharris4105 10 лет назад +6

    Apocalypse Now

  • @edwinpelliv7095
    @edwinpelliv7095 8 лет назад +3

    Eyes Wide Shut.

  • @alexanderbirch4026
    @alexanderbirch4026 8 лет назад +1

    I think it would be hilarious to see a bunch of 5 year olds doing Rocky or Bill and Ted

  • @almostfm
    @almostfm 6 лет назад

    Fargo (the movie-not the TV series) "I'm workin' with ya on this thing here".

  • @JackdawtheClown
    @JackdawtheClown 8 лет назад

    My favourite Christmas movie: Batman Returns

  • @josephchambers2000
    @josephchambers2000 5 лет назад

    Iron Man 3 is a christmas film. I would see that at a school play.

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 6 лет назад +5

    Limbo Jesus during the nativity? Every knows Limbo Jesus was during the stations of the cross...

  • @mitchellwatson9478
    @mitchellwatson9478 7 лет назад +1

    The princess bride?

  • @ethanguest3438
    @ethanguest3438 5 лет назад

    Should do one of saving private Ryan

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap 5 лет назад +1

    It's TRADITION, Dara.

  • @Burningmace
    @Burningmace 11 лет назад

    I'm trying to guess what he wrote for his "uuunuuuhuuuh uuhh eeeeh" bit.

  • @LeopoldsburgsJong
    @LeopoldsburgsJong 3 года назад +1

    I would love to see a school play of Die Hard 🤣🤣 a 7y old in a stainted tank top with a 3 day beard painted on his face acting though with the emphasis on acting though as 7y olds tend to do on set trying to fake punch the 8y old who's playing Hans Hans Fritz or Hans and accidently punching the kid for real making him cry and the whole play goose south and i'll be sitting there like " well this production is better then expected 🤣🤣🤣

  • @smith077906
    @smith077906 9 лет назад

    Honey I shrunk the Kids? Children of the Corn?

  • @infernor55
    @infernor55 4 года назад +1

    5-Year Old John Wick films

  • @local_hotpotato
    @local_hotpotato 6 лет назад +1

    Coronetto trilogy

  • @megananderson7577
    @megananderson7577 4 года назад

    Full Metal Jacket

  • @danielyoung6402
    @danielyoung6402 9 лет назад +2

    Django unchained or fullmetal jacket

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster 5 лет назад

    What about Eraserhead?

  • @natalyst
    @natalyst 9 лет назад

    jack and jill, the 2011 adam sandler epic known throughout the land for the man himself playing both of the main characters, one of them being a woman

  • @finding_aether
    @finding_aether 5 лет назад

    I want to see Braveheart

  • @_chew_
    @_chew_ 6 лет назад +2

    Fight Club.

  • @RacingAtHome
    @RacingAtHome 7 лет назад

    What about 2012?

  • @paulo1ftw
    @paulo1ftw 11 лет назад

    2:20 - sounds like a wall of death, to me ;)

  • @ThunderbirdX
    @ThunderbirdX 8 лет назад

    1:21

  • @Jinda89
    @Jinda89 11 лет назад +2

    47 Ronin

  • @artful1967
    @artful1967 5 месяцев назад

    Life of Brian

  • @AmbroseFluff
    @AmbroseFluff 3 года назад +2

    Lord of the Flies would be a dreadfully morbid choice lmao

  • @FeathermaneEdits
    @FeathermaneEdits 6 лет назад

    Planes, trains, and automobiles

  • @bannerturtoise1219
    @bannerturtoise1219 5 лет назад

    How about, four different schools join together, each school does a movie from Phase 1 of the mcu, one school does both iron men, one does thor, etc, then on christmas eve, they come together, and do the avengers movie.

  • @litetaker
    @litetaker Год назад +1

    What twisted perverted mind said basic instinct!? LOL!

    • @williamlancaster5136
      @williamlancaster5136 11 месяцев назад

      That pervert should have been arrested and interviewed by the police after the show.

  • @eloisechalmers5235
    @eloisechalmers5235 7 лет назад

    any harry potter
    marvel
    batman
    or James Bond movir

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 10 лет назад +1

    The Big Lebowski.

  • @Purplefizzgirl
    @Purplefizzgirl 11 лет назад

    5 year old Avengers, that would be awesome

  • @alexernst9448
    @alexernst9448 7 лет назад +3

    Die Hard is one play little boys might get behind.