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  • @tristan3028
    @tristan3028 2 месяца назад +348

    180million dollars and 2/8 episodes are flashbacks of the same event....

    • @jilliebean6312
      @jilliebean6312 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah i cant defend this idek now i was starting to really like the show episode 5 and 6 was good the other episodes were ok but episode 3 was cringe and a waste of time and now we got a whole episode dedicated to re explaining events we already saw from a different camera angle and we finally get to see kelnacca fight but he just fights like a stereotypical hulking brute with slow long slugs 😑

    • @Ah__ah__ah__ah.
      @Ah__ah__ah__ah. 2 месяца назад +1

      @@jilliebean6312 dude same I liked episode 5 alot and episode 6 was good too but dude the other episodes are sooooo bad

    • @dreadrath
      @dreadrath 2 месяца назад +2

      Indeed. Even accounting for how expenses have gone up since ROTS was filmed, its still mind-boggling how so much money went into this show when it looks like a mid-to-high end fan film at the absolute best; hell, various fan projects actually to better with far less. So where has all that money gone?

    • @jilliebean6312
      @jilliebean6312 2 месяца назад

      @@Ah__ah__ah__ah. to be fair i didnt think 1,2 and 4 were so bad just not the best and they were good enough to really enjoy 5 and 6 but 3 and now 7 make this show unbearable

    • @dascend
      @dascend 2 месяца назад

      That CGI/green screen looked terrible as well. Like how can they not at least make the visuals look good with that budget.

  • @daredevilseyes7493
    @daredevilseyes7493 2 месяца назад +294

    The ending credits music was the cherry on top to show how out of touch Lucasfilm is and have no clue what they're doing.

    • @voiceofreason2771
      @voiceofreason2771 2 месяца назад +18

      Didnt think anyone was gonna mention the horrible non-star wars music....turns out everyone mentioned it

    • @coreymckee4844
      @coreymckee4844 2 месяца назад +5

      They don't care!! They absolutely know what they are doing. They JUST DONT CARE.

    • @Lancastrianer
      @Lancastrianer 2 месяца назад

      i stopped watching right when the credits started rolling in, so i didnt hear the music. i had to continue watching after seeing your comment. oh my fucking god, what is that abomination doing in a star wars show?

    • @xjoemallardx
      @xjoemallardx 2 месяца назад +3

      It was so weird 😂😂

    • @PetrPss
      @PetrPss 2 месяца назад

      Why everybody forgot about dub-step in Mandalorian season 2 ?

  • @ThaWizrrd
    @ThaWizrrd 2 месяца назад +240

    BROS MOTIVATION FOR TAKING THE TWINS WAS "I wanna go home" 💀 he
    took a vow of silence in a force bubble to delete himself 10 years later for blocking arrows and fighting a Wookiee 🤣 I can't with this show

    • @TrueGamer22887
      @TrueGamer22887 2 месяца назад +9

      Nah bro I couldn’t really believe that. Why is it even there? His character is nothing. Sol wanting to save them is perfect motivation

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 2 месяца назад +29

      He was just depressed because he read the script and was overjoyed when Mae offered him the way out of this show. Lmao.

    • @wolfsbane9985
      @wolfsbane9985 2 месяца назад +10

      It's true. Like why? The mother witch went sicko mode out of nowhere, then Sol reacted..and suddenly they're acting like they killed the entire coven? The coven somehow died after collectively possessing the wookie jedi...how??

    • @TrueGamer22887
      @TrueGamer22887 2 месяца назад +1

      @@wolfsbane9985 I read it as they passed out and the explosions killed them, but if indra can telepathically kill 15 people through someone else’s mind idk anymore man

    • @thelibertarian5968
      @thelibertarian5968 2 месяца назад +3

      @@wolfsbane9985 as far as mother going sicko mode, two jedi just broke into her home with the intent of trying to get her children, she even starts to deescalate the situation when her daughter runs out saying there is a fire and to save her. what reaction to you expect a mother to have in that situation? with the deaths, i mean, nihilus could use the force to drain the lifeforce of an entire planet....is it that large a stretch to say that she used the connection as a way to induce essentially a force feedback that overwhelmed them....like introducing a ton of current to a circuit to fry the circuit. or maybe they arent actually dead but just knocked out...we never have any of the jedi saying they are dead and the girls dont get close enough to really check. we will probably get more explanation on it later, but thats what popped into my head when i saw it.

  • @dooglive922
    @dooglive922 2 месяца назад +311

    Can't believe they played that music at the end 😭

    • @ohiocoder8313
      @ohiocoder8313 2 месяца назад +38

      lol the song was the cherry on top, next episode maybe we'll get eminem

    • @andrewog3516
      @andrewog3516 2 месяца назад +13

      I took a video of my self listening to it dying laughing

    • @yohannuspistachio
      @yohannuspistachio 2 месяца назад +6

      What music was it I didn’t watch, I’m assuming it was like trap hip-hop music or smth

    • @theiviachine
      @theiviachine 2 месяца назад +3

      What was it? I’m not watching this garbage

    • @DevilNEDVED
      @DevilNEDVED 2 месяца назад +1

      @@theiviachinesame. What kind of music?

  • @quicksideclips2445
    @quicksideclips2445 2 месяца назад +396

    When pop music is introduced…Star Wars dies.

    • @jilliebean6312
      @jilliebean6312 2 месяца назад +7

      I didnt watch the end i was already disappointed i feel awful because i was starting to like this show episodes 5 and 6 were fire to me now i went back and heard that cringe pop music wtf was this why did we need a flashback to a flashback rehashing the events of the flashback we already saw that could have been just 10 minutes max and then we could move on but nooooooo

    • @bobby_pilgrim4528
      @bobby_pilgrim4528 2 месяца назад +5

      That sounded like the OSHA/ May actress singing again,,,

    • @brianf63
      @brianf63 2 месяца назад +1

      SY SNOODLES ROTJ lol

    • @jilliebean6312
      @jilliebean6312 2 месяца назад +4

      @@brianf63 atleast it was alien and reminiscent of the music already in starwars it didnt sound like a song made by earthlings its the same issue with the power of many chant its done in english so it just sounds off an alien language would have been more fitting

    • @BrentSohlden
      @BrentSohlden 2 месяца назад

      Ahsoka and Rogue One had Rock music in them.

  • @elizabethreynolds3934
    @elizabethreynolds3934 2 месяца назад +89

    How can one even fuck the credits up? Jesus Christ.

    • @EDDIEVOLUTION
      @EDDIEVOLUTION 2 месяца назад +15

      I NEVER LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD. THAT SHIT HAD ME SCREAMING MY SOUL OUT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jilliebean6312
      @jilliebean6312 2 месяца назад +4

      Twinnnn flammmme 🎶 ” yeah i couldnt stop laughing its a shame i was actually starting to like this show what an atrocity, a flashback to a flashback we already saw, like why.

    • @j93_7
      @j93_7 2 месяца назад +2

      LMAOO

  • @wanderson99999
    @wanderson99999 2 месяца назад +95

    Sabine can push Ezra a mile into the air on her first real force connection but a Jedi knight can’t lift 2 8 year olds? 😂

    • @smoothsoybean7029
      @smoothsoybean7029 2 месяца назад +5

      couldnt he have force yanked both of em to him they aint even that far from the edge

    • @BossBast1
      @BossBast1 2 месяца назад +2

      well, he was strangled, and exhausted from a fight with a wookie... not the biggest plot hole.
      But the episode looks like that, fixing plot holes of episode 3. it was very bad decision, cause everyone dumped on that one, just because they wanted to these stupid relevation like this... on paper it might sound good, but that episode 3 killed it for mnay

    • @BossBast1
      @BossBast1 2 месяца назад +1

      also that shit with Sabine was trash

    • @clintonford9609
      @clintonford9609 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@BossBast1
      Pretty sure everyone ever strangled by a wookie would be dead.
      It's kind of the space equivalent to being strangled by a gorilla.
      In defense of the writers though, the strength of cookies is very well hidden in the lore and certainly easy to miss.
      Seriously though, the lack of care they put into this $180 dollar creation is amazing.
      It's almost like delving into the lore of the universe was beneath them.

    • @_Anakin_Skywalker
      @_Anakin_Skywalker 2 месяца назад

      Sabine was never a Jedi I don't understand why they did that, still Ahsoka and Anakin were treated fairly in the show

  • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
    @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 2 месяца назад +382

    Star Wars is so cooked. This had about the same budget as Dune 2. Dune 2! Lucasfilm is filled with nothing but insane activists now. There’s no professional or talented writers or storytellers in sight. It’s a shame.

    • @chadblakley930
      @chadblakley930 2 месяца назад +12

      Well said. You are 100% right

    • @Thevitamindealer
      @Thevitamindealer 2 месяца назад +6

      Well said man

    • @kyrarobinson9496
      @kyrarobinson9496 2 месяца назад +6

      It isn’t even that bad💀

    • @Spyxops
      @Spyxops 2 месяца назад

      Amen 🙏🏼

    • @lukeX2m
      @lukeX2m 2 месяца назад +4

      Bro doesn’t know what an activist is

  • @Elias_Soto
    @Elias_Soto 2 месяца назад +66

    Episode 1 Jedi Trinity gets killed with a shiv. Episode 7 Jedi Trinity mind kills 50 witches

    • @DarthMike1986
      @DarthMike1986 2 месяца назад +2

      The Mexican wave finished them xd

    • @christopherlopez4087
      @christopherlopez4087 2 месяца назад

      Yeah I was so confused… and very upset… with this piece of shit episode

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 2 месяца назад

      The Force makes no sense at all!

  • @danielstrang4999
    @danielstrang4999 2 месяца назад +58

    If Disney hates Star Wars so much and also loves money so much, sell it to someone who cares!

  • @briansmith2739
    @briansmith2739 2 месяца назад +88

    I am going to repeat this again. If Disney is smart, they should fire Katherine Kennedy and never let Leslye Headland touch Star Wars again. Ever. The franchise is damaged beyond repair!

    • @Thatboymeher
      @Thatboymeher 2 месяца назад +5

      I wholeheartedly agree

    • @popculturewatchtower8945
      @popculturewatchtower8945 2 месяца назад +5

      Well if it’s damaged beyond repair then it wouldn’t really matter would it?

    • @caustichonu
      @caustichonu 2 месяца назад +5

      They should have fired her after she let Rian Johnson do Episode 8.

    • @Christo_Trismegistus
      @Christo_Trismegistus 2 месяца назад +2

      Leslye has way too much dirt for them to ever get rid of her. That has to be the only reasonable explanation

    • @thelukeofficial9626
      @thelukeofficial9626 2 месяца назад +1

      There not smart tho 😐

  • @LadySythe
    @LadySythe 2 месяца назад +105

    You can tell just how much Theory is "enjoying" the episode by the expression on his face lol End Credit music sucked huge gnads!

    • @popculturewatchtower8945
      @popculturewatchtower8945 2 месяца назад

      Yeah the credit music is really my only complaint about the episode. That music is just out of place in Star Wars, like when there was rock music in one of the early clone wars episodes.

    • @bobington9
      @bobington9 2 месяца назад

      @@popculturewatchtower8945how on earth is that your only complaint

  • @biggreeve5511
    @biggreeve5511 2 месяца назад +37

    “Good girl get mad” was so fucking weird

    • @bbtank3000
      @bbtank3000 2 месяца назад +3

      A+ writing 🤣

  • @Justice_Not_Vengeance
    @Justice_Not_Vengeance 2 месяца назад +117

    The power of one, the power of two, The power of money laundering.

    • @BigMan.270
      @BigMan.270 2 месяца назад

      A slush fund for Harvey Weinstein?

    • @Don_Dilla
      @Don_Dilla 2 месяца назад +4

      IT HAS TO BE. There is literally no other way. You can make deadpool three fucking times and still have change.

  • @ScottKasprick
    @ScottKasprick 2 месяца назад +47

    Disney Star Wars made me appreciate Episode 1 soooo much when it was in theatres awhile back. To go in and know you won’t walk out disappointed was a great feeling a long time coming! I took the whole family.

    • @deepspacepilots
      @deepspacepilots 2 месяца назад +1

      I went and saw it three times 😂

  • @theiviachine
    @theiviachine 2 месяца назад +42

    Theory having to watch this show should be legally defined as torture 😂

  • @loganellis3564
    @loganellis3564 2 месяца назад +47

    The amount of time and training it takes for someone to get to a padawan is insane but Torbin is willing to disregard everything hos master tells him all because he wants to go home? That is so pathetic

    • @TrueGamer22887
      @TrueGamer22887 2 месяца назад +6

      The argument I’m seeing is when he was possessed it amplified his desire to go home. Which makes no sense to me bc if the more sympathetic good witch did something to him that drove him that crazy she’s not very sympathetic or good

    • @jilliebean6312
      @jilliebean6312 2 месяца назад +2

      Im not defending this terrible episode but anakin was the same in the prequels padawans can be hard to deal especially when they give into emotions

    • @TrueGamer22887
      @TrueGamer22887 2 месяца назад +9

      @@jilliebean6312 anakin was a 10 year old who got taken into the order with deep attachments to his mother and the pressure of being a prophesied chosen one, Torbin is literally some guy who missed his bedroom in the Jedi temple

    • @thelibertarian5968
      @thelibertarian5968 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@TrueGamer22887 jedi arent emotionless. they are people with all the flaws that come with that....this idea that the average jedi was some sort of buddha figure is so strange and very new. Even those on the council, basically a sign they are some of the best in the eyes of the order, have big issues. there are far more examples of jedi with major personality issues over ones who are shining examples of the jedi code.....plo koon and qui gon are the only ones that jump out in my mind. yoda's hubris was one of the things palps leveraged and pointed to as a major cause for the events in the skywalker saga. mace was an asshole which palps used to push anakin further from the order. obiwan had major attachment issues. Mundi was blind to anything he didnt want to see. i guess i dont have anything bad to say about yaddle, but honestly we dont know that much about her...In legends whole groups split from the order and started ruling planets because of disagreements on who was worth protecting from the sith(the jedi grand council). Infact by the prequels, the order as a whole has fallen from the true tenants of the jedi code, sacrificing their commitment to compassion for their attachment to the senate "the jedi cannot help the slaves of tatooine, but they can help the slave masters" - dooku. its reasonable to assume there were jedi that preferred the city over next to unpopulated wilderness planets. shoot my brother loved being in the navy. He was planning on retiring in it. he was visiting amazing cities constantly. then they started giving him recruiting orders, and he gets stuck in places like middle Tennessee...he now plans on not resigning. some people are in absolute misery when they have to camp, torbin appears to be one of those kinds of people. perhaps his time as a padawan has been filled with political parties and rubbing elbows with the rich and powerful of the republic and now he has been sent to an unpopulated planet without a bathroom in site. and it appears they have been on the planet for a bit...This home sickness is the in that the dark side practicing witch needed.(id actually be really interested to know what kalnacca's was, but honestly its doubtful the writers considered it). Also, you seem to be pushing that the witches are supposed to be good guys, but its clear they are dark side users. they are also almost certainly in league with a sith lord(plenty of hints have been dropped, these writers dont understand subtlety at all.) So at the very least, they are self-serving if not outright evil. she's sympathetic as a mother, but that doesnt make her a good person. Kuklinski was said to be a loving father when he wasnt out murdering innocents left and right.

    • @ebermtheburn
      @ebermtheburn 2 месяца назад +2

      + this fool somehow becomes a master later in life?

  • @andrewog3516
    @andrewog3516 2 месяца назад +42

    Never seen a wookie struggle to strangle someone ever worst moment for me

    • @jilliebean6312
      @jilliebean6312 2 месяца назад +3

      It was the same bs fight scene with black krrsantan in bobf i expected him to be a ferocious force to be reckoned with they just fight like slow hulking dumb brutes

    • @thelibertarian5968
      @thelibertarian5968 2 месяца назад +1

      this is one of the few legitimate gripes being expressed in the comments section.

    • @popculturewatchtower8945
      @popculturewatchtower8945 2 месяца назад

      Well it reminded me of Chewy choking Lando.

    • @thelibertarian5968
      @thelibertarian5968 2 месяца назад

      @@popculturewatchtower8945 that's fair
      .. I assumed chewy was holding back specifically because he was trying to be more threatening over actually trying to kill lando.

    • @popculturewatchtower8945
      @popculturewatchtower8945 2 месяца назад

      @@thelibertarian5968 I agree and I assume Kelnacca was trying to fight the witches in his mind too.

  • @wolfsbane9985
    @wolfsbane9985 2 месяца назад +15

    So Anesaya (or whatever her name is) goes sicko mode out of nowhere, Sol reacts, and now suddenly its his fault? Torbin exiles himself for what exactly? They literally defended themselves. The other witch was making it sound/look like she was gonna attack no matter what.

  • @1johpo
    @1johpo 2 месяца назад +21

    1:14:30 The moment that Star Wars Theory accepted that Star Wars was truly dead.

  • @Elias_Soto
    @Elias_Soto 2 месяца назад +28

    So, it all happened because some padawan got homesick?

  • @freezo0931
    @freezo0931 2 месяца назад +62

    This feels like AI generated Star Wars… this was probably the last time I ever watch any new Star Wars sadly. Can’t do it anymore!

    • @SolidPain6624
      @SolidPain6624 2 месяца назад +4

      Don’t say “new Star Wars” not everything is crap. Andor season 2 we can look forward to… plus there’s another animated clone show coming. Mando movie. It’s not all dead lol

    • @matthewwukovich4385
      @matthewwukovich4385 2 месяца назад +8

      @@SolidPain6624mando is kind of dead. It’s gone off the rails and faith has been lost in Filoni

    • @wolfsbane9985
      @wolfsbane9985 2 месяца назад +3

      I really think AI could have come up with something better than this

    • @dieselcat7567
      @dieselcat7567 2 месяца назад +4

      Yep.
      AI prompt: Make Star Wars as an incoherent CW show.

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 2 месяца назад

      @@SolidPain6624Nah the only thing that’s exciting is Andor since it’s being done by the same director, mando season 3 fell off hard and I have no interest in a movie where it’s just grogu being a dumb shit
      Mando season 3 needed to be serious, as serious as when mando gets introduced in boba Fett where he chops the guy’s head off but instead it was a comedy

  • @Kanyon85
    @Kanyon85 2 месяца назад +12

    I love how Torbin is just whining about wanting to go home, and that a reason for nearly giving into the witches was just to clock out early from the job they were on.

  • @Rikirock656
    @Rikirock656 2 месяца назад +5

    I am picturing George opening a closet, taking out the last existing physical copy of the starwars holiday special, all dusty and mouldy, a tear sheds from his cheek as he whispers: "I treated you too harshly, my son. After all..." pauses and gazes at the TV playing the Acolyte "...you were not THAT bad"

  • @reelsquad747
    @reelsquad747 2 месяца назад +50

    Torben and Sol were absolute cringe in this episode !! Sol was creepy as hell tryin to get osha !! Torben running off not listening to his Jedi master is fuckin insane 😂😂🤣 this was by far the worst shit I’ve ever seen !!!

    • @AlbertoMendoza
      @AlbertoMendoza 2 месяца назад +2

      😂

    • @hayesproductionsmovieandtv9108
      @hayesproductionsmovieandtv9108 2 месяца назад

      LOL MAN FACTS

    • @reelsquad747
      @reelsquad747 2 месяца назад +3

      @@AlbertoMendoza this has to be a joke there’s no way this is real life 😂 !!

    • @popculturewatchtower8945
      @popculturewatchtower8945 2 месяца назад +1

      Didn’t Anakin leave Naboo to go to Tatoonie because of a vision of his mother disobeying not only his master but the council. Yea I feel Sol has a hidden agenda here.

    • @abhijeetkumar7573
      @abhijeetkumar7573 2 месяца назад +2

      @@popculturewatchtower8945 that's his mother bro, torbin bro just feeling homesick.

  • @DaliwolfBacon
    @DaliwolfBacon 2 месяца назад +63

    It really bothers me that the Jedi are portrayed as depressed, conflicted individuals throughout every episode. Now I do believe that the Jedi's arrogance and willingness to be so deeply involved in politics and conflicts leads them to a place where they made themselves suseptable to their own destruction...they never have been portrayed as so emotionally unstable and depressed before...and so defiant! Even Anakin who had his emotionally wishy washy moments in the prequils was NEVER that Debbie Downer and so willing to go against what the "Lead" Master commanded (until he turned of course). I think I agree with you Theory...this was the worst episode thus far.

    • @thelibertarian5968
      @thelibertarian5968 2 месяца назад +1

      "Even Anakin who had his emotionally wishy washy moments in the prequils was NEVER that Debbie Downer and so willing to go against what the "Lead" Master commanded (until he turned of course). " is this a joke? one of the defining character traits of anakin is him not following orders. not only was anakin willing to not follow orders, he was borderline looking for opportunities where he thought he knew better. using padme as bait, on geonsis obiwan tells him to stay put and protect padme, which he immediately disobeys. fighting dooku, obiwan tells anakin to hang back, anakin immediately launches himself at dooku. thats just in AtoC... clone wars animated series is filled to the brim with anakin disobeying orders. how can you say this seriously?

    • @popculturewatchtower8945
      @popculturewatchtower8945 2 месяца назад +1

      No Anakin was disobeying his master all the time. Just like Qui Gon disobeying the council all the time.

    • @StevenGumboAppleton
      @StevenGumboAppleton 2 месяца назад

      ​@thelibertarian5968 some people are SO media illiterate it hurts, they're the EXACT reason we are getting slop that is so in your face and down your throat because those morons didn't get it in the first place, so it needs to be spelled out for the idiots 😠

    • @StevenGumboAppleton
      @StevenGumboAppleton 2 месяца назад

      You are a fool

    • @BossBast1
      @BossBast1 2 месяца назад +2

      sorry, but as other comments says, Jedi rarely follow their orders to the desire of council or their master

  • @TopGoodBoi
    @TopGoodBoi 2 месяца назад +27

    Buddy this is directors cut of ep 3. I think the show runner spending all the money on cake and shit.

    • @TwinsenR
      @TwinsenR 2 месяца назад +4

      This was a Snyder Cut. 😅

    • @BossBast1
      @BossBast1 2 месяца назад +2

      Basically they took all plot holes, and fill them with AI fixes :D

    • @BasedHorrigan
      @BasedHorrigan 2 месяца назад

      Like for real what the FUCK is wrong with these people??? Every single episode should have been held to the standard of Episode 5. What the FUCK is this bullshit

    • @EvaOwnsAll
      @EvaOwnsAll 2 месяца назад

      On shit cake*

  • @pwndizzy3873
    @pwndizzy3873 2 месяца назад +40

    Torbin is a Gen Z Jedi, lmao 😂. Dude doesnt want to work and wants to go home !
    Also, how the hell did the witches die lol!

    • @matthewwukovich4385
      @matthewwukovich4385 2 месяца назад +9

      The mystery will be solved in season 4 😂

    • @BossBast1
      @BossBast1 2 месяца назад

      it was so boring they fell asleep. and the jedi were like, we not gonna check if they are just sleeping... this is cool show, burn in fire if you don't like it you bgots... and they bailed.

    • @INoahGuy914
      @INoahGuy914 2 месяца назад

      Lmaoooo

  • @barthollomewhunt7320
    @barthollomewhunt7320 2 месяца назад +8

    A Jedi master can lift & throw boulders but lifting kids is where we draw the line 😂

  • @robbarnes3507
    @robbarnes3507 2 месяца назад +24

    It should have been titled: "Bitchcraft" IMO, or just "Boring"!

  • @InsightUnseen626
    @InsightUnseen626 2 месяца назад +12

    “Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.” ~George Carlin

  • @gosuprime
    @gosuprime 2 месяца назад +8

    The most depressing thing about this show is the astronomical budget, even a fan project with FIVE million would turn out infinitely better. 200 million could fund: multiple games, shows, projects, instead...this is where the funding goes.

  • @Exile97
    @Exile97 2 месяца назад +10

    I can’t believe all the witches decided to take over one Jedi and I imagine at least some of them understood that if the connection breaks we all die instantly. I’ve been trying to be really generous with this show but what the fuck do I do with that?

    • @InternetOpinion
      @InternetOpinion 2 месяца назад +1

      The Power of many wasn't good enough

  • @dreadrath
    @dreadrath 2 месяца назад +8

    It so weird to think that only 17 - 20 years after this show takes place, Count Dooku would be born. Hell Plagueis by this point is still very young as well, and Tenebrous is probably off scheming his many disturbing schemes and doing sciency stuff. Yet this whole thing feels like its taking place in some topsy tervy alternate reality the world between worlds pooped out on a whim.

    • @SeptianAngelo-no9ol
      @SeptianAngelo-no9ol 2 месяца назад +5

      This is not canon, this Disney shit is not canon

    • @gehrigstory6674
      @gehrigstory6674 2 месяца назад

      Why would Count Dooku be born 17 - 20 years from now in this show? Why not be alive already, and be a full-blown Jedi Master a full 100 years before Attack of The Clones? They screwed up Ki-Adi-Mundi's birth, why not screw up Dooku's as well?

  • @spencertaylor-mrliltay
    @spencertaylor-mrliltay 2 месяца назад +6

    Wait what 😂 the first time we saw all this we literally saw Maye say she’d rather kill her sister and that time we saw her look content with doing it. Now we see that same moment, she doesn’t say that, and looks accidental.

  • @klaustrotter3069
    @klaustrotter3069 2 месяца назад +8

    There is no way a young Padawan can hold a strike from a Jedi Wookiee while he is smashing your face against the wall.

    • @ebermtheburn
      @ebermtheburn 2 месяца назад

      Size matters not. -Yoda

    • @InternetOpinion
      @InternetOpinion 2 месяца назад +9

      If you are a padawan in this show you can do things some might consider Unnatural

    • @klaustrotter3069
      @klaustrotter3069 2 месяца назад +4

      @@ebermtheburn dude don't bring this out of context. Yoda said that to Luke, because he was teaching him to use the force and open his mind. To not limit himself with what is in front of him.
      Here we have a trained master WOOKIEE Jedi, smashing the face of a very young HUMAN Padawan againt the wall... who can somehow hold with a twisted arm/saber against a direct straight from the Wookiee hit.
      Just holding his head against the wall, was enough to squeeze it like a tomato and loose control of the force, the saber or his arms.

    • @TheManofThings777
      @TheManofThings777 2 месяца назад

      @@ebermtheburn But your strength in the force and training does matter, and that was a LITERAL PADAWAN GOING UP AGAINST A WOOKIE.

    • @Spaghetti-b5n
      @Spaghetti-b5n 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ebermtheburnplus wookies can rip peoples arms of with strength thats refering to the force and picking stuff up

  • @Grant-do9ce
    @Grant-do9ce 2 месяца назад +15

    theory is gonna have a mental breakdown with the finale

  • @DaShonuff
    @DaShonuff 2 месяца назад +9

    Man i would have had more respect for this show if dude said he wanted to get laid or said he wanted more power. Man said he wanted to GO HOME. 💀💀💀

  • @DaneBryantFrazier
    @DaneBryantFrazier 2 месяца назад +7

    I think we know that only 0.00000000000000000000000000000052% of the budget went into the end credits song

  • @grass2567
    @grass2567 2 месяца назад +11

    They really making me reconsider hating so much on the sequels

  • @dieselcat7567
    @dieselcat7567 2 месяца назад +4

    She made Mother Enyaaaaseeya into a Dark side Galadriel messing with hobbit Padawan Frodorbin's head in order to trick him into letting her possess him.
    An unoriginal mishmash.

  • @Aikurisu
    @Aikurisu 2 месяца назад +4

    At least Filoni is proud of what's been achieved with this show. He was such an inspiration to its creators, after all. They cherished his advice...

  • @TY-fm8lj
    @TY-fm8lj 2 месяца назад +7

    You know for years I was want Revan to get his own movie or shows with all of those characters in it, but Disney is just going to screw up everything. RIP

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 2 месяца назад +4

      Why would you want Disney to touch Revan?
      You know they’d make him lame and gay right

  • @laptoples
    @laptoples 2 месяца назад +9

    This was like watching an episode twice, with a little bit more added stuff that was just silly.
    All of the sudden, the padawan jumps on the speeder out of nowhere to fly to the witches, and Sol who barley knows Osha knows she's supposed to be his padawan, yet she is not a jedi in present time ?
    There's too much to write about the silly....
    Basically...
    Disney has to stop making Star Wars !!!!!
    Sell it to people who care !!!!!

    • @BossBast1
      @BossBast1 2 месяца назад +1

      I called it, lets fix episode 3 plot holes with AI nonsense.

  • @TheRealSkillaholic
    @TheRealSkillaholic 2 месяца назад +3

    Twitter fans: "Your arrogence blinds you, Master Theory."
    Theory ten minutes into a live debate with said fans: "If so powerful you are...why leave?"

  • @simonrpal
    @simonrpal 2 месяца назад +6

    Garbage is the kindest word I can say right now😊

  • @KingMeneldil
    @KingMeneldil 2 месяца назад +6

    Unsurprisingly they hit his stream for playing the music. They are just willing to double down on everything. It can only get worse.

  • @REALPANCAKEE
    @REALPANCAKEE 2 месяца назад +50

    Its torbin time

  • @jeromystafford2537
    @jeromystafford2537 2 месяца назад +8

    just when you think it can't get any worse. they've outdone themselves

  • @elijahp7959
    @elijahp7959 2 месяца назад +2

    I think sol only wanted to save osha to began with. Yes he could have saved them both but I think it highlighted his bias and attachment to osha

  • @tubaman3654
    @tubaman3654 2 месяца назад +4

    Oh man, what can I say. Nothing gets done in this episode. Writers are oblivious to lore.

  • @FrankAllotta
    @FrankAllotta 2 месяца назад +5

    This show was successful in one thing. They created a new power called Force Suck.

  • @gratmccall
    @gratmccall 2 месяца назад +3

    Solid point on the Non-Sol "save"
    I bet it would be explained away as something to do with how creepy he was acting...

  • @Cody0ne5
    @Cody0ne5 2 месяца назад +2

    So these witches were able to create a vergence in the force and create life through the force (Twins). It makes Anakin "the chosen one" to be the 3rd one created through the force and he was made by accident. These witches were able to do it correctly. It almost makes these witches more powerful than Plagueis and Sidious.

  • @GalaxyOfBoltz
    @GalaxyOfBoltz 2 месяца назад +5

    DEI is the reason these things are so bad. If it doesn’t get taken down, than this will continue…..

  • @PeterMJJacob
    @PeterMJJacob 2 месяца назад +2

    Theory's favorite character being the gopher guy might be the biggest twist of this show yet

  • @jdmceach1
    @jdmceach1 2 месяца назад +3

    “Did we really just get a “Mama said”? What is this? The Waterboy?

  • @hunterdewitt1
    @hunterdewitt1 2 месяца назад +1

    "The hate is swelling in you now... give into your anger." (palatine, ROTJ) vs. "get mad." (acolyte)

  • @rkmedia8629
    @rkmedia8629 2 месяца назад +2

    the thing thats getting me is a bunch of random witches can accurately create life with the force. Where as darth plagueis and palps had no idea they created anakin

  • @RikkiLane
    @RikkiLane 2 месяца назад +3

    Man, that lightsaber had no problem killing the mother character.

  • @neidmr1
    @neidmr1 2 месяца назад +2

    Anyone else notice Torbin used anakins signature move when we was blocking the shots from the night witches?

  • @Darth_Mornabin
    @Darth_Mornabin 2 месяца назад +2

    1:02:25 I like the idea: Sol has to make a choise. And Sol choses to save the girl he wants to save.
    In execution: It‘s the same crap like in Clone Wars, when Anakin has to save Padmé and Clovis and for some reason the force is apparently off at the moment.

  • @SpFlash1523
    @SpFlash1523 2 месяца назад +3

    I think this show will ironically make people appreciate Andor even more.

  • @klarkdaboss5435
    @klarkdaboss5435 2 месяца назад +4

    I don’t count the acolyte as canon😭😭

  • @joshm8015
    @joshm8015 2 месяца назад +1

    lmao Theory's Anakin impression. We need a review of The Acolyte from Theory as Anakin

  • @onlymc4727
    @onlymc4727 2 месяца назад +2

    I gladly rewatch the Mandalorian season 3, Boba Fett & Obi Wan seriously

  • @dieselcat7567
    @dieselcat7567 2 месяца назад +2

    I think one (just one) of the many MANY problems with this show is that almost no one bothered to read the High Repulic stuff.
    And this show isn't helping to fix that.

  • @sampletext9455
    @sampletext9455 2 месяца назад +2

    1:00:20 I happened to land on this exact moment in the stream and I believed for a second that it really was a good episode 💀

  • @ebermtheburn
    @ebermtheburn 2 месяца назад +4

    Torbin literally said his mind was fortified after he disobeyed his master running off to get killed for all he knows. Lame.

  • @FromTrash2Treasure
    @FromTrash2Treasure 2 месяца назад +5

    Just when I thought this show couldn’t get worse. 😂 I was so wrong.

  • @grizzakaful
    @grizzakaful 2 месяца назад +1

    The power of many, failed you! That's my new phrase for The Acolyte.

  • @Gor85
    @Gor85 2 месяца назад +3

    Thank you so much for everything you're doing. This really feel like big family. We can came here,hang out,exchange opinions. May the Force be with you always😊

  • @lordmordor8160
    @lordmordor8160 2 месяца назад +4

    The biggest crime in all of this is that they're making Star Wars and it's just not entertaining, how can you make Star Wars be so boring ?? that seems pretty impossible but here they are actually doing it

    • @pepperoni2077
      @pepperoni2077 2 месяца назад

      And some people still find Andor boring.💀💀

  • @ash23neuro
    @ash23neuro 2 месяца назад +2

    I expected better explanation for the fire and hideout destruction at least but looks like it really was the bricks fire

  • @tmagicinfinity
    @tmagicinfinity 2 месяца назад +1

    This show makes the movie Spaceballs feel more cannon to Star Wars

  • @The_Implications
    @The_Implications 2 месяца назад +3

    Yet another episode that comes with more questions

  • @hearyeitskingj
    @hearyeitskingj 2 месяца назад +6

    I dont understand why disney love Witches sooooo much! Marvel is all about Witches with wanda and agatha. Ashoka was about Witches also! And now the Acolyte is about Witches! Disney loves witches! Disney is crap and there dragging Star wars down the drain!

    • @nachotrystan
      @nachotrystan 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah what’s up with that? Honestly always thought witches where dumb in Star Wars. Idk much on the lore but they make Jedi & sith force powers less impactful when a witch can pull a sword outta thin air

    • @MultiSpeedMetal
      @MultiSpeedMetal 2 месяца назад

      Women think they are witches irl these days.

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 2 месяца назад +2

      @@nachotrystanyep I never really liked it either
      In clone wars it’s done pretty well tho, it was still George his vision and the witches were really dark.
      But Disney is fking it all up

    • @isaacmaximoff5619
      @isaacmaximoff5619 2 месяца назад

      agatha and wanda are actually well written and wandavision was a big success for the mcu unlike this garbage lol

  • @Thegreatdchism7
    @Thegreatdchism7 2 месяца назад +3

    Thank God for the first 6 films and those books and the clone wars. Can’t ever me messed up 🙏

  • @DevonRussell-ky6dz
    @DevonRussell-ky6dz 2 месяца назад +3

    we need time stamps or edits of all the times theory danced! 😂

  • @CocaineShark1738
    @CocaineShark1738 2 месяца назад +4

    Yea this is the end for me I’m not gonna lie. Idc anymore this isn’t what I grew up on or even close. I’m just gonna save myself the pain

  • @darthshard8967
    @darthshard8967 2 месяца назад +2

    just one week left of this torture and we can all move on, also some were trolling with 10 out of 10s for sure

  • @rodrigodiazdevivar6183
    @rodrigodiazdevivar6183 2 месяца назад +22

    Many men love the NBA, yet many "modern audiences" feminist/LBGT demand those same men financially support the WNBA, two different styles. The same for Disney Star Wars. If you like this series...awesome, great! Do not demand other fans to support it.

  • @shigyshigshig5846
    @shigyshigshig5846 2 месяца назад +3

    I’d rather watch every Tommy Wiseau film than the whole of the Acolyte

  • @laptoples
    @laptoples 2 месяца назад +2

    The worst thing is that what we all thought the stories of these shows would be, and the good ideas that came out of a lot of RUclips channels and what I was hoping to see, and then what we get is just more stuff that isn't even a 180 degree turn, it's just so nothing I'd ever want to see.

  • @KPS_24
    @KPS_24 2 месяца назад

    Tyrone said he was creeped out by Anakin falling to his knees in RotS, I think its a widely held creep factor, but as soon as Palpatine speaks its good again.

  • @brandonjones8059
    @brandonjones8059 2 месяца назад +16

    No wonder they took down the audience score on rotten tomatoes

  • @johnjr9997
    @johnjr9997 2 месяца назад +3

    You know what bugs tf outta me
    Someone paid somebody to make this garbage show just to attack the fans.
    You can't just override all of cannon and be done with it nah nooo you have to kill all the characters erase all established content then insult the fanbase to the BIGGEST franchise in the world then and this is a good one wtf is a "SYMBIOTE"? is it venom now idk I don't even think they fooking know. It's like boe jiden got his hands on the script drooled on it then Kathleen Kennedy wiped her cheeks with it turned it gay and ran with it.
    Naw I'm done they can keep it star wars is dead on any form of modern media.
    The only good stuff is everything before Disney basically.

  • @christopherlopez4087
    @christopherlopez4087 2 месяца назад +1

    I just have no words…. I was literally falling asleep… and I never do that with Star Wars… I love it… hell… even my girlfriend, who isn’t the biggest Star Wars fan but she will watch the prequels, episode 5, and 7 every once in a while, is upset about the “thread” and how it goes against canon and what not. This is absolutely ridiculous

  • @AlbertoMendoza
    @AlbertoMendoza 2 месяца назад +8

    I want to go home… WTF

  • @liamnevilleviolist1809
    @liamnevilleviolist1809 2 месяца назад

    2:11:50 - that Palpatine impression is so good. It's great actually! You could easily be hired for an official audiobook!
    I just know that I have a few friends who go "hey, I do a really great Palpatine, Joker laugh, and Homer Simpson" and immediately I have to run out of the room....
    I wouldn't ever do that to you though Theory!

    • @liamnevilleviolist1809
      @liamnevilleviolist1809 2 месяца назад

      2:14:39 - your Anakin is also great! I can't do either of these voices! I tried Palpatine, and yeh, nah. I give myself a solid 2/10.

  • @neidmr1
    @neidmr1 2 месяца назад +2

    “This is how Star Wars dies, with modern pop music” *padme

  • @spencertaylor-mrliltay
    @spencertaylor-mrliltay 2 месяца назад +2

    56:01 I legit said “what the fuck?!” At the exact same time as you!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Elias_Soto
    @Elias_Soto 2 месяца назад +3

    They almost made Brendok into Mortis

  • @rudy5105
    @rudy5105 2 месяца назад +1

    They made Torben do Anakin’s move repeatedly to block some arrows SMH

  • @klaustrotter3069
    @klaustrotter3069 2 месяца назад

    I needed to watch the scene a few times... The marks on Master Torbin face appear suddenly without any explication
    During the whole fighting scene, the Wookiee NEVER touch/attack Torbin face until he press him against the wall... and then suddenly the marks appear, but ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FACE!!

  • @bludy-xl3lk
    @bludy-xl3lk 2 месяца назад +7

    Time to throw it in legends

    • @matthewwukovich4385
      @matthewwukovich4385 2 месяца назад

      That’s their only out. They gotta say it’s legends and pull it off the stream lol

  • @gavinrussell8487
    @gavinrussell8487 2 месяца назад +2

    I'm f-ing livid!! The addition of the track at the end as if the quality of the episode warranted it. They actually feel they have earned the right in emotional content... WTF is this???!!! "Twin Flame"???
    Are we gonna call out the Director of this episode? Obviously filmed the two episodes as one project and split them thinking they had something. I can't even put my thoughts and words together...
    This is like being a kid and going to someones house to play. Seeing they have cool stuff, but realising they have no clue what to do with them. Creativity for nought!
    180M!!! All that spent to them spend 2 months defending it. Unreal!!

  • @SilvrLeaf
    @SilvrLeaf 2 месяца назад +4

    Thoughts on Ki Adi actually being plagsuis. Tracking both are not suppose to be alive but why no Yoda?

  • @General_Shenanigans
    @General_Shenanigans 2 месяца назад +1

    i feel like the staff are just pocketing most of the budget money at this point.

  • @popculturewatchtower8945
    @popculturewatchtower8945 2 месяца назад +1

    Let me take my best shot to defend the bridge scene, how it played out to me. He clearly was a little messed up killing their mother and was not thinking logically when trying to catch the girls which later he fixed when he caught OSHA in episode 1 when she fell off the cliff.