Matteo Lane - Carlos

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 398

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 Год назад +1776

    I love how Matteo just makes an off hand comment of it being a telenovela and when Carlos says, "He wants to become closer with his wife." it becomes an actual telenovela.

    • @gregorbaby4269
      @gregorbaby4269 Год назад +5

      Why hasn't he delved more into him having a wife?

    • @chrisd2p2
      @chrisd2p2 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@gregorbaby4269 Because in their world its probably not that uncommon

  • @nikki80368
    @nikki80368 Год назад +850

    "What's your name?"
    "Carlos."
    *Matteo.exe stopped working* 😂💀

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService Год назад +3

      yeah, that's pretty much what happened. 😆😆😆

  • @zandonad1
    @zandonad1 Год назад +1343

    The absolute best part is “what’s your name? Carlos”. The joke writes itself and it couldn’t be better ! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wakeupthisisntreal8168
      @wakeupthisisntreal8168 Год назад +7

      Wait what was the joke I'm only 12 I'm a little confused

    • @aiglehiver2422
      @aiglehiver2422 Год назад +5

      Same question also, why Carlos can be the punchine?

    • @molly_parker_1847
      @molly_parker_1847 Год назад +105

      @@wakeupthisisntreal8168 The joke was the fact that Carlos is a Spanish name and he doesn’t speak Spanish. Then after it was revealed he is half Latino so he should theoretically know Spanish but he doesn’t. (I hope I explained that well enough lol)

    • @Gabrielle_2022
      @Gabrielle_2022 Год назад +17

      @@wakeupthisisntreal8168 you're 12 😭😭

    • @wakeupthisisntreal8168
      @wakeupthisisntreal8168 Год назад +16

      @@Gabrielle_2022 no I am actually almost 13 😆 But i love homosexuality

  • @mcfunwow
    @mcfunwow Год назад +1856

    Even though I've already seen this bit, I HAD to watch it again! It's GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!

    • @Josh-Stewart
      @Josh-Stewart Год назад +7

      Same 🤣😂

    • @daphneglasurus7886
      @daphneglasurus7886 Год назад +21

      The whole special is incredible, seen it 3 times now

    • @pratas78
      @pratas78 Год назад +16

      Exactly!!!
      When he says his name is Carlos 😂💀

    • @GottaDance56
      @GottaDance56 Год назад +21

      Jajajajaja bueno, hasta la manana

    • @Jazzygirl5
      @Jazzygirl5 Год назад +4

      You're my people

  • @andrewcrowder4958
    @andrewcrowder4958 Год назад +124

    How does this genius do standup, crowd work, and therapy at the same time?
    Respect, bro.

  • @musicsavage
    @musicsavage Год назад +132

    01:09
    "Very vers...
    BOTTOM !"
    I cracked up laughing here cause it's soooo true.

    • @nachno
      @nachno Год назад +9

      Exactly! Vers is vers. What is very vers ?😂

    • @A_Lion_In_The_Sun
      @A_Lion_In_The_Sun Год назад +2

      He's not wrong, lol

    • @mikevie94
      @mikevie94 Год назад

      ​@nachno sounds like I'm trying my best to be vers but it's not always going that way - more often I'm the bottom and that's ok. Like almost vers lol
      The same for vers bottom. More like bottom but don't wanna say powerbottom.

  • @mohamedmujamil1006
    @mohamedmujamil1006 Год назад +224

    It gets more hilarious with every question

  • @drewbadger68
    @drewbadger68 Год назад +1313

    Carlos: "He said he wants to become closer with his wife"
    Matteo: STOP!💀
    Jajajajaja ,bueno 🤣 This was pure gold❤

    • @MizGizma
      @MizGizma Год назад +25

      Plot twist ... it was a mistranslated marriage proposal

    • @ruskov5685
      @ruskov5685 Год назад +4

      BRUHHHH i was like "no wayyy"
      But I ain't surprised

    • @camcam6267
      @camcam6267 Год назад +2

      That had me rolling😂😂😂

  • @ViiOlet810
    @ViiOlet810 Год назад +321

    The fact I knew exactly what this was just by reading the "CARLOS" on the thumbnail 😂 this entire story is too perfect.
    And yes Carlos, we're all disappointed 💀

  • @elodiepollock7326
    @elodiepollock7326 Год назад +55

    The "Wife" part is the perfect punchline, like you couldnt make that up. everything about that bit is pure gold

  • @dinamonster00
    @dinamonster00 Год назад +179

    Oh god the hand when he said "I want to be closer with my wife"...I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 Год назад +4

      I've just fallen into a sitrom movie

  • @SilverFoo79
    @SilverFoo79 Год назад +422

    Man. This guy is a gay national treasure. Protect him at all costs!

    • @jillaguilera2855
      @jillaguilera2855 Год назад +10

      I was just thinking this and I read your comment. He his so damn funny!😂🎉😅

  • @pharaohtarotwbw
    @pharaohtarotwbw Год назад +250

    Wow. Matteo Lane is scarily brilliant. We’re talking sitcom, talkshow, movies, Netflix specials, the whole nine yards of stand up stardom….

    • @paunitka7
      @paunitka7 Год назад +1

      And a group therapists.

  • @calebmatthews2026
    @calebmatthews2026 Год назад +144

    I’m so invested in this story it’s embarrassing

  •  Год назад +180

    Too bad, we've never got that update from Carlos! 😅

    • @htownjesse
      @htownjesse Год назад +9

      IKR??? 😢

    • @Havvyer
      @Havvyer Год назад +24

      Someone reach out to Carlos and have him spill that T!!! jajajajaja

  • @TheLadySilverMoon
    @TheLadySilverMoon Год назад +65

    His Tony the Tiger impression makes me laugh every time 🤣🤣

  • @svartkonster
    @svartkonster Год назад +28

    The guy in the right corner with his look and gasp gets me everytime @3:45 😂

  • @Marriyang
    @Marriyang Год назад +38

    Carlos: "He wants to become closer to his wife."
    Audience: "OOOooOOoOooOoOOOH"

    • @mito88
      @mito88 Год назад +1

      S T O P !!!!
      \O

  • @typingperson
    @typingperson Год назад +66

    One of the best bits of all time! Rewatched after seeing couple of months ago--even funnier. Need an update from Carlos!!

  • @ESOJOTREBLA
    @ESOJOTREBLA Год назад +112

    3rd time and I'm still laughing, better than any telenovela 😂😂😂

  • @guylainelevesque2206
    @guylainelevesque2206 Год назад +25

    "I don't speak spanish". Matteo: "What is your name?"..."Carlos.😂

  • @foxjacket
    @foxjacket Год назад +456

    I wish we knew what response Carlos got from the guy! 🤣

    • @mewgulf6551
      @mewgulf6551 Год назад +30

      I KNOW 😢 I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

    • @chnalvr
      @chnalvr Год назад +28

      The wife showed up at his door.

    • @MsFrisco87
      @MsFrisco87 Год назад +11

      Watch his special and that will answer your question

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 Год назад +58

      ​@@MsFrisco87 did you watch it? There is no follow up in The Advice Special which this clip is from. Not sure why you are saying that.

    • @jakelibo8721
      @jakelibo8721 Год назад +2

      ​@@MsFrisco87What's the special called?

  • @GraceT
    @GraceT Год назад +36

    This is one of my favorite bits

  • @minimichiko
    @minimichiko Год назад +131

    Did you feel the stars aligning as he was telling you this situation? It is so perfectly hilarious.
    Did he ever reply?? We need to know!

  • @neutralfog
    @neutralfog Год назад +20

    One of the best standups i've ever seen. Hands down.

  • @kseni_vely
    @kseni_vely Год назад +109

    It's the ja ja ja ja ja for me 😂 I swear, this is my favourite video of Matteo's from all times💜 and the way he says "We're all disappointed in you" very my mom when she learns I have a new friend that doesn't speak the mother tongue (in my case it's Ukrainian, but same) 🤣

  • @drakeswift2726
    @drakeswift2726 Год назад +18

    Every minute that passes, it just keeps getting better 😂

  • @chezronstevenson6825
    @chezronstevenson6825 Год назад +28

    🤣🤣Carlos is a hot ass mess!😂💀

  • @portugalgamermanel3404
    @portugalgamermanel3404 Год назад +48

    We need more of Carlos :) this is comedy gold xD

  • @rickgarms7656
    @rickgarms7656 Год назад +25

    Holy Shiatsu...that's a great story. Tragic yet Hilarious. Cheers Matteo.

  • @countryboundgirl7424
    @countryboundgirl7424 Год назад +46

    😂 Closer to his Wife 😂 🛑 StOp😂

    • @sgaidola76
      @sgaidola76 7 месяцев назад

      That isn’t going to last…😂

  • @presentlycrescent
    @presentlycrescent Год назад +24

    Sometimes I swear they plant these audience members - but I believe in the comedy enough to think this is real and that is BEAUTIFUL

  • @nazaninnazemi9298
    @nazaninnazemi9298 Год назад +16

    I watched this already twice but can't get enough of Matteo!!

  • @danielmitchell940
    @danielmitchell940 Год назад +10

    Watching this on a commuter train is a struggle if you don’t wanna look like a laughing maniac

  • @No1grandma74
    @No1grandma74 Год назад +12

    Aussie grandma here - I love Matteo - I’m crying laughing !

  • @Supercreativeunicorn
    @Supercreativeunicorn Год назад +27

    The way that Matteo makes my day I’m laughing so hard right now!!! 😂😂😂 I’m crying so much. He is sooo funny and I can’t stop laughing. He is hilarious!!! I hope one day I can see his comedy set.

  • @jackabug2475
    @jackabug2475 Год назад +17

    I saw this interaction in one of your longer videos, but it was so funny I just watched it again!

  • @gdm1979
    @gdm1979 Год назад +75

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA This is a comedy masterpiece!!! 😂😂😂 Gotta love Matteo!!! ❤👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @notcarolkaye
    @notcarolkaye Год назад +25

    Matteo Lane is a national treasure.

  • @ohwell9887
    @ohwell9887 Год назад +48

    This was epic with best "deeper dive" questions, thank you both for making my year😂💘

  • @christianceltics
    @christianceltics Год назад +10

    I waited during the last 3 minutes of the video staring at the screen expecting Carlos to come back with an update.

  • @michaeloliveri7687
    @michaeloliveri7687 Год назад +24

    This segment has a life if it's own. Matteo's timing is so on point 😂

  • @ruskov5685
    @ruskov5685 Год назад +6

    Bruh since 8:00 its chaotic.
    And the "do you love him ?"
    "NO" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @acenull0
    @acenull0 Год назад +12

    LMAO the plot kept thickening 😂

  • @akmd114379
    @akmd114379 Год назад +6

    This guy is exactly where he should be. Very natural up there.

  • @theviceinvirtue
    @theviceinvirtue Год назад +20

    Someone get us that update!!! 😂

  • @WiltedOhio
    @WiltedOhio Год назад +26

    Gaddamit you're my favourite comedian

  • @philipchurch9848
    @philipchurch9848 Год назад +6

    Matteo is just so clever and so much fun! And such a cutie!

  • @MT-uy6vw
    @MT-uy6vw Год назад +19

    I want that update.

  • @i.t.t.
    @i.t.t. Год назад +3

    manifesting "you couldn't make it up"
    but the way you elevated it somehow

  • @aliince9372
    @aliince9372 Год назад +4

    Carlos is a menace.

  • @ElisaAvigayil
    @ElisaAvigayil Год назад +7

    I've seen this before but it's just as good. Pure comedy gold.

  • @astronomer83
    @astronomer83 Год назад +39

    Hilarious!
    One day I'm gonna try to get a US visa only to be able to listen to Matteo live 😎

  • @issey1456
    @issey1456 Год назад

    This is also my favorite video of all of Mateo's. It's so seamlessly brillant. Thank you anonymous guy for allowing this gem to be created by donating your very private info. It's impossible to watch this, and not feel instantly in a buyoant moid. It's my third rewatch already. I'm not going to get tired of it in a looooong time. Ja ja ja ja ja !

  • @davidbiddle3257
    @davidbiddle3257 Год назад +13

    Me too, Nathan, my Spanish teacher always told the class “this is what Spanish sounds like in Buenos Aires.

  • @TLP388
    @TLP388 Месяц назад

    Matteo’s "Stop” after the wife reveal is so genuine and amazing my abs hurt😂😂😂

  • @scottm2664
    @scottm2664 Год назад +12

    Matteo, I love your comedy. I have seen this before, but had to watch again. Still made me laugh. Happy Pride.

  • @linziRyan1965
    @linziRyan1965 Год назад +6

    “Very vers…BOTTOM!” Lol

  • @gabrielbarreto4178
    @gabrielbarreto4178 Год назад +4

    The "Mario" part just killed me!😂😂😂😂

  • @adleajeh
    @adleajeh Год назад +6

    The ultimate classic!

  • @donaldmartin445
    @donaldmartin445 Год назад +1

    i freaking love Matteo Lane!!!!! im a straight single father of 3.. who loves people for who they are, especially when theyre funny as fuck !!!!!

  • @thedaddude8952
    @thedaddude8952 Год назад +2

    Spit my coffee out at the "jajajaja"

  • @mohamedmujamil1006
    @mohamedmujamil1006 Год назад +26

    Jajajajaja, bueno, hasta mañana 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jovixgal
    @Jovixgal Год назад +9

    So I'm now counting down the days until the special drops!

  • @siblinginchrist
    @siblinginchrist Год назад +12

    I've watched this so many times in the special, still hilarious
    but what was the response!!!!!!

  • @pwp8737
    @pwp8737 Год назад +7

    Jerry Springer must be rolling in his grave thinking "how could I have wasted my time on heteros all this time?"

  • @bajango3975
    @bajango3975 Год назад +12

    I'm really happy you decided to release the rest of this conversation. The short left us hanging.

  • @QueenGene
    @QueenGene Год назад +1

    This is the best story... jajajaja! it's forever in my feed... love it!!

  • @enchantro
    @enchantro Год назад +14

    I need to know what happened!!! roflmao🤣😂

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 Год назад +2

    The STOP! 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @michaelkaemusic
    @michaelkaemusic Год назад +2

    Ugh I'm so excited for this special!!

  • @faerynvandenberg5339
    @faerynvandenberg5339 Год назад +1

    I love how this story just keeps on getting better

  • @vhol93
    @vhol93 Год назад +5

    Old but gold!

  • @MrMeoow91
    @MrMeoow91 Год назад +2

    the whole thing just got better and better 😂

  • @thebadgerette69
    @thebadgerette69 Год назад +5

    Mateo is a treasure! 😂

  • @latrinedveen
    @latrinedveen Год назад +2

    I didn't know Matteo was one of my favorite comedians until I watched this lol

  • @workinprogressjess1099
    @workinprogressjess1099 Год назад +2

    It just kept getting better and better 😂

  • @neymiperez3409
    @neymiperez3409 Год назад +3

    "You sound like Mario." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  • @donalddagobertdunkel8094
    @donalddagobertdunkel8094 Год назад +1

    This has more plot twists than the whole Gossip Girl Series.

  • @cary8575
    @cary8575 8 месяцев назад

    Love it when he switches to a total straight voice and drops it a few octaves 😆

  • @miguel-h
    @miguel-h Год назад +8

    2:58 "¡Llego!" Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Iomar1975
    @Iomar1975 Год назад +1

    Who needs prepared material when there's Carlos at the audience.

  • @home-bodyz
    @home-bodyz Год назад +1

    Even though I've already seen this bit, I HAD to watch it again!

  • @stelladonaconfredobutler9459
    @stelladonaconfredobutler9459 Год назад +3

    you are TOO much Matteo!!!!

  • @Wyvernnnn
    @Wyvernnnn Год назад +2

    Absolute hood classic

  • @gatita1974
    @gatita1974 Год назад +68

    I love when you start talking to the girls in the audience in Spanish sounding like a whole ass Boricua and then you say "what? I'm half Mexican!" Don't get me wrong i absolutely love you! You are literally my favorite comedian. I fully understand why you don't sound Mexican. Most (not all... my ass is sitting here in Jersey) Spanish speakers in the north are Puerto Rican or Dominican with a few Mexican sprinkled in. So of you have Spanish speaking friends they are most likely not Mexican and pronunciation really rubs off, especially for polyglots.

    • @DougWinfield
      @DougWinfield Год назад +5

      ML is an Italo-Irish-Mexicano mix

    • @htownjesse
      @htownjesse Год назад +2

      Me da risa su accento. Especialmente cuando dijo, jajajajaja. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @winterkeptuswarm
      @winterkeptuswarm Год назад +6

      5:36 He explains that he learned Italian before Spanish so he now sounds like Mario

    • @gatita1974
      @gatita1974 Год назад

      @@htownjesse exactamente. Fue chistoso, pero creo que lo pronunció así al propósito.

    • @gatita1974
      @gatita1974 Год назад +4

      @@winterkeptuswarm oh, yeah. I heard that part, but when he was talking to those women in the audience he literally sounded Puerto Rican. Maybe it was coincidental. My nextdoor neighbors are Puerto Rican and sound just like that, the pronunciation, the speed, everything. So then it sounds funny to me to hear him say "I'm half Mexican". It wasn't an insult. He's adorable. It was just funny.

  • @LunarWind99
    @LunarWind99 Год назад +3

    I NEED AN UPDATE NOW LOL

  • @zzizahacallar
    @zzizahacallar Год назад +1

    Thank you for posting. I can't wait for another.

  • @Zagreau
    @Zagreau Год назад +2

    "Jajajajaja" fucking killed me

  • @stevebullock2281
    @stevebullock2281 Год назад +3

    This is honestly hysterical😂😂😂

  • @SheIsTheOneNamedSailorMoon
    @SheIsTheOneNamedSailorMoon Год назад +1

    Best advice ever! 😂🤣 I love Matteo!

  • @ahhotepsara
    @ahhotepsara Год назад +1

    The best crowd work EVER?? 🤣🤣

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 10 месяцев назад

    This story is WILD. More twists and turns than a movie.

  • @yourpalfred
    @yourpalfred Год назад

    Matteo's reactions to this whole story are fucking priceless my god

  • @keishie23
    @keishie23 Год назад +7

    Perfection ❤❤❤❤ very funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @stuartjenkins6673
    @stuartjenkins6673 11 месяцев назад

    I Could Watch Matteo All Day Long.One Of The Funniest Men Ive Ever Seen

  • @danielpiatek
    @danielpiatek Год назад +1

    This is just so delightful.

  • @TechnicJunglist
    @TechnicJunglist Год назад +1

    The "jajajajaja" took me out. 😂

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 Год назад +9

    You ain't fooling anyone, Matteo. We all know you're a _power_ bottom.

  • @kyledoesalot
    @kyledoesalot 9 месяцев назад

    THIS WAS GOLD LOLOLOL but i need an update! fr fr