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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
  • This is the greatest soaping of All Time

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  • @speve_1131
    @speve_1131 5 лет назад +5632

    *soaps behind you*
    "Nothing personal kid"

    • @notgeoffery6336
      @notgeoffery6336 5 лет назад +39

      I was gonna like this but I noticed it was at 69

    • @speve_1131
      @speve_1131 5 лет назад +57

      @@notgeoffery6336 quality human being here

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 5 лет назад +13

      I brought it up to 166 likes. Just three more to make the universe align again.

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 5 лет назад

      NANI?

    • @maxtheawesome4255
      @maxtheawesome4255 5 лет назад +18

      *Personnel
      Come on man, you were so close.

  • @dizzy5303
    @dizzy5303 5 лет назад +9833

    This is what happens when you max out your confidence but put zero points into social awareness

    • @CC-os6df
      @CC-os6df 5 лет назад +533

      I did the exact opposite

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 5 лет назад +146

      And start out with a negative 20 in intelligence by default with a base intelligence of 0.

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 5 лет назад +259

      So lets stat him up;
      STR 6
      DEX 8
      CON 5
      WIS 0
      INT 2
      CHA 26 (+6 Charismatic boots of mad grinds, +2 Blessing of the SOAP gods)

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 5 лет назад +82

      But then you also pick up the coolest hobby in the world so it sorta balances out sometimes but not fully.

    • @aaroncsoka7294
      @aaroncsoka7294 5 лет назад +14

      @@marti5420 8 DEX? Woah mane, that's the shit 😂

  • @loridelossantos2925
    @loridelossantos2925 5 лет назад +3926

    I'm 32 and had a pair of SOAPS in 8th grade. This is LITERALLY the only guy still using these... literally the only guy.

    • @ItsOurFault
      @ItsOurFault 5 лет назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/0HMBl7yxnHc/видео.html

    • @lesom06
      @lesom06 5 лет назад +155

      Not for long he isn't!

    • @VektorEpsilon
      @VektorEpsilon 4 года назад +92

      I would literally buy a literal pair of soaps if I could literally find them. Literally...

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 4 года назад +33

      Matt Wood “one word, EBay”
      3:04

    • @packers12to80
      @packers12to80 4 года назад +25

      @JESUS CHRIST I'm 36 feels grt lol. I love the fact i didn't grow up with stupid Instagram or twitter....or have to deal with the bs happening now as a kid. Life was good....feel sorry 4 u kids...it's only getting worse

  • @VINOS234
    @VINOS234 5 лет назад +3496

    Job interviewer: So what are you good at?
    _I'm a professional soaper_

    • @dinorancher5560
      @dinorancher5560 5 лет назад +51

      [Employer takes a note to move on to the next candidate]

    • @mikhail9607
      @mikhail9607 5 лет назад +32

      Translation: “Fucking nothing.”

    • @Bigdoppa3
      @Bigdoppa3 5 лет назад +35

      You're hired

    • @bartg6937
      @bartg6937 5 лет назад +8

      POOPIE IS MY MAIN “proceeds to soap on dishwasher”

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 лет назад

      @@Bigdoppa3 !

  • @halodregs
    @halodregs 5 лет назад +3317

    That's gotta go from zero to coumpound ankle fracture real quick with his weight, age and torturous foot angles

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 5 лет назад +92

      God this killed me

    • @THEDONKAGE
      @THEDONKAGE 5 лет назад +195

      My thoughts exactly haha. Those ankles are bending at some funky angles.

    • @treefingers6572
      @treefingers6572 5 лет назад +105

      Oh I know man, I was cringing at some of those angles and I'm 22. No way his ankles are going to last.

    • @nutmeg9005
      @nutmeg9005 5 лет назад +17

      Oh Yeah Yeah W YEAH YOU TELL EM OH YEAH YEAH

    • @who_this_king
      @who_this_king 5 лет назад +12

      The funkiest of angles
      His ankles are about to snap out of existence

  • @americanninja1200
    @americanninja1200 4 года назад +2353

    he looks like he's from the early 2000's and woke up in the present one day

  • @patyoung2639
    @patyoung2639 5 лет назад +2771

    I lost it at “Ryan is never allowed back in the UK”

    • @ralphenstein9105
      @ralphenstein9105 5 лет назад +206

      Same. I want to know what he did to get a lifetime ban.

    • @b.luong2
      @b.luong2 5 лет назад +493

      He soaped on the queen

    • @aaronsimpson9243
      @aaronsimpson9243 5 лет назад +108

      I cried laughing, it just kept getting worse

    • @36gamers
      @36gamers 5 лет назад +97

      He accidentally emailed every citizen and said "ur teeth gay ayy lmao"

    • @marioe.4400
      @marioe.4400 5 лет назад +1

      @@36gamers
      LMAO wasn't used in 2001...

  • @funglio5807
    @funglio5807 5 лет назад +2420

    Soapers, the most oppressed group in the U.S.

    • @Doogle946
      @Doogle946 5 лет назад +131

      I never thought it was feasible that someone can be more oppressed than gamers

    • @yiorn
      @yiorn 5 лет назад +39

      *In the world

    • @TurboRTM
      @TurboRTM 5 лет назад +88

      Gamers live a life of luxury compared to soapers.

    • @cozbyv3
      @cozbyv3 5 лет назад +7

      you mean the one guy?

    • @Disciple0fMetal
      @Disciple0fMetal 5 лет назад +17

      Soapers are the juggalos of extreme sports

  • @iss7451
    @iss7451 5 лет назад +2216

    This dude is literally a middle aged “Kyle”. 😂

  • @lukenuked
    @lukenuked 5 лет назад +1860

    His beer gut gives him perfect 50/50 weight distribution
    The work this man must have put in for perfection is beyond me.

  • @JonahUniverse
    @JonahUniverse 5 лет назад +2296

    He's actually super cool about getting roasted. Even appeared in H3H3s roast of him and shared on IG about you roasting him and linked to your stream. He's a nutty guy but he embraces the meme that his is and I appreciate that.

    • @raggedymuffinz
      @raggedymuffinz 5 лет назад +55

      Jonah Universe HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS THAT RYAN BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AHeHHEHEHE

    • @jdiamond1952
      @jdiamond1952 5 лет назад +215

      Jonah Universe dude is living his best life and not hurting anyone. Let the dude fuckin’ shred some gnar on his soaps.

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah I have a ton of respect for people who react like that tbh

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 5 лет назад +26

      @john doyle Yeah he's not delusional, he just does what he likes to do. And if people make fun of him for it, he dosen't care

    • @jvon3885
      @jvon3885 5 лет назад +2

      @Dancing Sun Dog. What does government made disease and the plane(t) of existence have to do with this guys soap box? Nothing that's what. I think anti vaxx ppl deserve to be heard and I believe that Flat Earthers make some good points on certain factors that unfortunately should be looked into but because ppl just automatically dismiss claims and dont entertain notions that were once claimed "by the government" themselves its like saying I've never studied what I'm about to tell you but I'm a pro troll for it. The way two bit hero's today just use word trickery and come out calling names is a sign of a society on the fringe of retardation. It's dumb.

  • @HomelessFooser
    @HomelessFooser 5 лет назад +421

    This is what being stuck in the 90's looks like

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 4 года назад +9

      Not sure if it's worse than sticking with the 2010's

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 4 года назад +6

      Better than current year

    • @eetu54
      @eetu54 4 года назад

      @AEAEAEAE AEAEASe my guy you couldve just edited the first reply lmao

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 4 года назад

      @@kirarakurokawa8747 agreed

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 5 лет назад +6608

    *Ryan moved to the UK*
    *Ryan got kicked out of the UK*
    *Ryan is never allowed back in the UK*
    That part had me rolling!

  • @epoole1
    @epoole1 5 лет назад +744

    Soapers originally got their name from the fact that they were always seen with red watery eyes, on the verge of crying due to being laughed at so much, which looked as if they had soap in their eyes, and was their default defensive statement.

    • @kalobeeson
      @kalobeeson 5 лет назад +3

      It's cuz the company who made them was called soap you trogladite

    • @Minecraftpwner100
      @Minecraftpwner100 5 лет назад +21

      @@kalobeeson lmfao the joke FLEW over your head bud

    • @kalobeeson
      @kalobeeson 5 лет назад +1

      @@Minecraftpwner100 ffs I knew I had missed something

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 5 лет назад +11

      @@kalobeeson can't even spell troglodyte right

    • @kalobeeson
      @kalobeeson 5 лет назад +2

      Bruh

  • @otter110
    @otter110 4 года назад +506

    "half the people now don't even know what soap shoes are, I go to the park and all the kids look at my shoes and say, What are those?"
    They say that for a different reason, but I still hate it

  • @JudgmenTaichi
    @JudgmenTaichi 5 лет назад +1216

    4:12 just seeing a middle-aged guy with a beer-belly grinding down the rails in slow-motion is hilarious

  • @crispsuk9779
    @crispsuk9779 5 лет назад +1888

    Gather up my british brethren, we have to devise a plan to bring Ryan back.

    • @jawonsh1592
      @jawonsh1592 5 лет назад +26

      I agree. Get the PG Tips ready

    • @mrtandemslidessbtt
      @mrtandemslidessbtt 5 лет назад +3

      No, we don’t.

    • @jawonsh1592
      @jawonsh1592 5 лет назад +22

      @@mrtandemslidessbtt Yes, we do.

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 5 лет назад +19

      while youre at it, also make a plan to get back in the EU.

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell 5 лет назад +4

      @@Mngalahad lol good luck with that lol.

  • @BendySnowball
    @BendySnowball 5 лет назад +659

    1:50 - 2:26 This whole segment reminds me of those GTA fake in game commercials that were played on the radio and on TV

    • @ianstuart371
      @ianstuart371 4 года назад +2

      What part

    • @archangel7464
      @archangel7464 4 года назад +8

      @@ianstuart371 there is a time stamp to the part in the comment

    • @yievguineydyfort5963
      @yievguineydyfort5963 4 года назад +8

      HAHAHAHA, IKR
      Its so fuckin' ridiculously exaggerrated

    • @daddydoc1115
      @daddydoc1115 4 года назад +25

      The fucking "ryan moved to the UK. Ryan got kicked out of the UK. Ryan is never allowed back in the UK." genuinely makes me cry from laughing

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 4 года назад +3

      Those were _fake_ ?!?

  • @seanhub2243
    @seanhub2243 5 лет назад +468

    YOLO
    Y-You
    O-Only
    L-Soap
    O-Once
    and then you quit from embarrassment

  • @ProtocolDroidHK47
    @ProtocolDroidHK47 5 лет назад +904

    1:13
    Are we just ignore the fact that this dude had a water bed? What a Turbo Alpha Chad, he's the absolute pinnacle of manliness.

    • @rune5416
      @rune5416 5 лет назад +62

      Sex isn't just sex on that bed. It's a lifestyle

    • @21airfox
      @21airfox 5 лет назад +22

      You missed the lipstick mark on his neck

    • @sn0wt1ger
      @sn0wt1ger 5 лет назад +36

      @@21airfox it's a tattoo which is even worse

    • @FatJack210
      @FatJack210 5 лет назад +1

      This dude is basically Eddy from Ed Edd and Eddy

    • @demiyugi5789
      @demiyugi5789 5 лет назад +1

      Water bed is actually nice but expensive

  • @RobustGoose
    @RobustGoose 5 лет назад +760

    Ryan moves to the U.K!
    RYAN IS NEVER ALLOWED BACK IN THE U.K.

    • @j3in725
      @j3in725 4 года назад +27

      That had me rollin' 😂

    • @danielthesaint
      @danielthesaint 3 года назад +9

      My question is, what the hell did he do that prevented him to ever go back. Did he like soap on Queen Elizabeth’s back or somethin lmao.

    • @TaesmrTV
      @TaesmrTV Год назад

      Timestamp?

  • @worsel555
    @worsel555 5 лет назад +1576

    "I'm a pro Soaper." That's nice, I will have the #4 Combo Meal...

    • @Clamchief024
      @Clamchief024 5 лет назад +107

      Yeah because he is buying it for you with all his money he made from his sick skills and 360s.

    • @phineasfacingforward3460
      @phineasfacingforward3460 5 лет назад +41

      Two #9's, a #9 large

    • @DeltaDubs89
      @DeltaDubs89 5 лет назад +26

      A number 6 with extra dip.

    • @Orion5010
      @Orion5010 5 лет назад +18

      "I'm a E league veteran"
      "Nice. So this form is for unemployment with dependents. But I think you'll need the single status filing"

    • @b1rd1e81
      @b1rd1e81 5 лет назад +4

      @@DeltaDubs89 2 45s one with cheese and a large soda

  • @discofoxxy
    @discofoxxy 5 лет назад +617

    RYAN MOVED TO THE U.K.
    RYAN GOT KICKED OUT OF THE U.K.
    RYAN IS NEVER ALLOWED BACK IN THE U.K.
    Did he grind the Queen ??

    • @nitelyf.374
      @nitelyf.374 5 лет назад +72

      woah, I think you mean soap the Queen

    • @justagerman140
      @justagerman140 5 лет назад +19

      @@nitelyf.374 He matched with the queen on soapr

    • @DealsFS
      @DealsFS 5 лет назад +29

      The Queen couldn't allow someone to be better than her at soaping

    • @trinitysoul
      @trinitysoul 5 лет назад

      He fled the country

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 5 лет назад +3

      No, see, what the video leaves out is that he was arrested on seven criminal charges, including multiple counts of assault and battery, drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, destruction of council property, and disturbing the peace

  • @funkfunk_
    @funkfunk_ 5 лет назад +723

    Soapers, the only thing skaters hate more than roller bladers.
    Also did anyone else read that email he sent? That shit was comedy gold.

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 лет назад +126

      "Sometimes my mom really pisses me off too, asking me to clean my room SIIIKKEE"

    • @sp0inkzter
      @sp0inkzter 5 лет назад +75

      ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT SCOOTER KIDS?

    • @saerudayo
      @saerudayo 5 лет назад +36

      *Ryan Juanzemis Pro Soaper video game*
      Can’t believe Tony Hawk stole this dudes idea smh my head

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell 5 лет назад +49

      Actualy skateboards I knew had soaps too. The problem was they were almost as expensive as buying a complete skateboards. Plus if u were in school u could grind poles and shit down stairs because they didn't allow skateboard when I was in school. Hell I rather be made fun of for soaping as a kid then being a pro magic the gather card player lol.

    • @viktorjonsson26
      @viktorjonsson26 5 лет назад +14

      I think rollerblading is more respected than skateboarding

  • @Thomas.R561
    @Thomas.R561 5 лет назад +882

    I like how it left out his multiple arrests in both US and England😂

    • @Moon_Child_Mari
      @Moon_Child_Mari 5 лет назад +308

      Thomas Robertson jail is temporary. Soap is life, baby!!

    • @parkeypence5974
      @parkeypence5974 4 года назад +79

      Well I guess we know why he's never allowed back in the UK

    • @firstname3359
      @firstname3359 4 года назад +10

      What did he do?

    • @garoogalechuga9126
      @garoogalechuga9126 4 года назад +91

      @@milo2854 he soaped too hard

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +31

      ​@@milo2854 he started rapping anti-crown rhetoric. his singles "Fuck that Queen" and "Soapin in Windsor" got him publicly banned.

  • @viscountrainbows6452
    @viscountrainbows6452 5 лет назад +983

    Ryan became Hokage.
    Ryan can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
    Ryan found who let the dogs out.
    Ryan achieved MUI.
    Ryan Genesis what Nintendoesn't.

    • @OrigoZ
      @OrigoZ 5 лет назад +16

      Ryan became a douchetuber

    • @EvanRogers-g5n
      @EvanRogers-g5n 5 лет назад +44

      Ryan out pizza-ed the hut

    • @lordswagman1419
      @lordswagman1419 5 лет назад +4

      Błïp Błøp impossible..

    • @monkeyhook6856
      @monkeyhook6856 5 лет назад +21

      Ryan learned how to capitalize numbers and figured out Obama’s last name

    • @liquidsleepgames3661
      @liquidsleepgames3661 4 года назад +8

      Ryan can eat trix even tho they are for kids

  • @xJabro
    @xJabro 4 года назад +134

    So fun fact, sonic grinds on rails with his shoes because of a collaboration with a soap shoe company. Soaping isn't sonic grinding, sonic grinding is soaping.

    • @cleavly6162
      @cleavly6162 3 года назад +17

      6 months late but this is actually false. In the development of SA2 (the game where this deal took place), Sonic was seen in screenshots grinding rails with his normal shoes. The soap deal was done after, so the soap shoes grinding on rails were an after thought, they intended for him to grind on rails before that

    • @heyolorenns
      @heyolorenns 3 года назад

      @@cleavly6162 I can tell if this reply is satire or ur jus dum as fuck and has been r/wooshed so hard

    • @cleavly6162
      @cleavly6162 3 года назад +9

      @@heyolorenns No? It's a pretty common misconception due to the first game Sonic grinds rails being the same as the SOAP deal (Sonic Adventure 2). But turns out it was intended even before the SOAP deal, proven by beta footage of the game.

    • @antibull4869
      @antibull4869 3 года назад +2

      @@heyolorenns he is a Sonic professor 😂

    • @yikes7751
      @yikes7751 3 года назад +1

      @@heyolorenns man I can tell you’re 8 when your channel name is edp445’s butt

  • @squabbbb
    @squabbbb 5 лет назад +4306

    Hell yeah I SOAP
    S-Still
    O-Live
    A-With
    P-My mom

  • @SapphireCrook
    @SapphireCrook 5 лет назад +398

    The pointing and laughing is just the cherry on top that makes this video a blessing.

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 5 лет назад +68

    He's just trying to live up to his hero, Sonic the Hedgehog, who wore SOAP shoes in SA2

  • @SaltySparrow
    @SaltySparrow 5 лет назад +270

    Remember when Sonic Adventure 2 just had infinite soap ads?

    • @KagamineRoni
      @KagamineRoni 5 лет назад +8

      You know too much

    • @DealsFS
      @DealsFS 5 лет назад +11

      Sonic wore soap branded shoes in that game

  • @0zmosis2001
    @0zmosis2001 5 лет назад +428

    the ironic thing about soapers is they never use actual soap

    • @omegawilliam9571
      @omegawilliam9571 5 лет назад +1

      What do they use?

    • @mozzo420
      @mozzo420 5 лет назад +53

      @@omegawilliam9571 deez nuts

    • @sparkkoo0
      @sparkkoo0 4 года назад +6

      @Dabbel der Frosch what's ligma nigga

    • @cmen6895
      @cmen6895 4 года назад +19

      Teodor Gerov ligma deez nutz

    • @sparkkoo0
      @sparkkoo0 4 года назад

      @@cmen6895 dude do you do fitness?

  • @neuroticgaming3339
    @neuroticgaming3339 5 лет назад +130

    “WAS THAT A MCHOLD, A MCHOLDER 1 LEGGER, MCHOLDEY 1 LEGGEY SUPEEMEY MEEMY ”😂😂😂

    • @hardflip
      @hardflip 4 года назад +4

      that is said to be impossible in the soap community

  • @Tsukomasi
    @Tsukomasi 5 лет назад +195

    Me when I was 13: "I CAN BE LIKE SONIC IN REAL LIFE????"
    After seeing what it actually looks like: "...I'll pass."

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 лет назад +3

      @SaniSpark Me after I see it: HELLLLLL MF'N YEAAHHH
      Count me in. That looks amazing, fulfilling & just what I imagined it to be like in my dreams!
      I got another weird charm to allure females with, & I'll be able to grind on rails & skate

    • @Tsukomasi
      @Tsukomasi 5 лет назад +6

      @@emanatingf I actually legit wanted to try it out at one point, but good luck getting a pair of SOAP shoes. There's a tutorial somewhere on how to make your own though, but that doesn't look nearly as sick. (I dunno go grab a cheap pair of sketchers and glue some plastic to the bottom or something lmao)

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tsukomasi Yeah I feel you

  • @BEEEELEEEE
    @BEEEELEEEE 5 лет назад +27

    I love people who are stuck in the late 90s/early 2000s. So much nostalgia for an era I was barely old enough to remember.

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot8177 5 лет назад +110

    ryan at the beginning of the video "i wanna soap, i wanna smoke bud, i wanna party"
    ryan at the end of the video "i eat onions and broccoli and rainbow trout because i want *clarity.* and i wanna feel healthy."
    aight. sure. man internal consistency nonexistent.

    • @duushig7178
      @duushig7178 4 года назад +19

      It's called character development

    • @saucecat6607
      @saucecat6607 3 года назад +2

      Its called lifestyle balance duh

  • @BestAtNothing
    @BestAtNothing 5 лет назад +655

    Please do a video analyzing his pickup artist techniques next

    • @saerudayo
      @saerudayo 5 лет назад +9

      Ryan Jaunzemis..? *hits cigarette* I haven’t heard that name in years...

    • @zlatanibrahimovic8329
      @zlatanibrahimovic8329 5 лет назад +1

      Why is there always someone that has to say “omg you’re here” to every Chanel over 100k subs

  • @OxisYoutube
    @OxisYoutube 5 лет назад +492

    What if soaps and heely’s combined and made the ultimate skating shoe

    • @aaroncsoka7294
      @aaroncsoka7294 5 лет назад +45

      Give this man shekels!

    • @GKIBJosue
      @GKIBJosue 5 лет назад +22

      Those exist, if my memory hasn’t failed me

    • @OxisYoutube
      @OxisYoutube 5 лет назад +8

      GKIBJosue oh my god you’re right

    • @theghost7277
      @theghost7277 5 лет назад +5

      @@OxisRUclips I own a pair from middle school

    •  4 года назад +2

      So roller blades?

  • @thatguy1806
    @thatguy1806 4 года назад +185

    "soap or die"
    Everyone can totally relate to this right now...

    • @commissarthorne3894
      @commissarthorne3894 4 года назад +1

      Ahhhh I see whatcha did there!

    • @thatguy1806
      @thatguy1806 4 года назад +2

      @@commissarthorne3894 bro I don't remember this and I don't understand my own joke so I will rewatch the video

    • @augusta1994
      @augusta1994 4 года назад +1

      @@thatguy1806 i think you meant we should wash our hands

    • @thatguy1806
      @thatguy1806 4 года назад

      @@augusta1994 yeah

    • @thatguy1806
      @thatguy1806 4 года назад

      @@b4n_artic hElLo

  • @wheremeganolivifineassat6302
    @wheremeganolivifineassat6302 5 лет назад +100

    "I'm a pro soaper". - Troglodyte

  • @viscountsb
    @viscountsb 5 лет назад +735

    Soap would be cool if it was mixed with parkour

  • @carazy123_
    @carazy123_ 4 года назад +31

    7:45 I’ve watched dozens of his videos and never once seen him outright cackling in genuine laughter

  • @Death2unicorns
    @Death2unicorns 5 лет назад +200

    I'm gonna combine heelys and soaps to create the ultimate extreme shoe!

    • @unclewatermelon8062
      @unclewatermelon8062 5 лет назад +2

      Heelys and soap once made shoes together

    • @iRebelDtv
      @iRebelDtv 5 лет назад +7

      *Franticly searches EBAY*

    • @darkvisiongothacked
      @darkvisiongothacked 5 лет назад +5

      i will take your shoe, and modify it to have a multi tool in it so that after you finish heely grinding up to a chick you can fix her broken heart.

    • @malakaibrown94
      @malakaibrown94 5 лет назад

      heelys and soaps were made until 2013 the company stopped making them because of lawsuit risk when there was stickers on the shoes themselves

  • @CougheyCup
    @CougheyCup 5 лет назад +59

    I tried soaping the edge of the tub right after a shower and woke up in the emergency room. The nurse asked if I knew what happened. I said yeah “SOAP HAPPENED”

  • @Xvladin
    @Xvladin 5 лет назад +205

    "Half the kids these days dont know what soaping is"
    I would bet that if you asked 10,000 kids what soaping is, MAYBE one of them would know

    • @moxdegiourno7984
      @moxdegiourno7984 5 лет назад +6

      Xvladin and i'd also bet that they'd skate than soap

    • @Koyomix86
      @Koyomix86 4 года назад +9

      Only kids that watched this video would know

    • @isaiahkaulaity9467
      @isaiahkaulaity9467 3 года назад +1

      This is literally the urban dictionary definition. 😂
      Soaping
      Grinding as if you are on a skateboard but on shoes
      Ryan killed it at the skate park yesterday
      Did he get a new skateboard?
      Na man, he was soaping so hard.

    • @blue1584
      @blue1584 3 года назад

      More like if you ask 50,000 kids you’d be lucky if even one knew, and that one kid would be this dude’s kid. I had no idea what soaping was before this video... and I’m 24

    • @Xvladin
      @Xvladin 3 года назад +1

      @@blue1584 I’m 25 and only really know about it because Sonic wore Soap shoes in sonic adventure.

  • @tannercortez
    @tannercortez 5 лет назад +170

    I was dying at the ladies pointing and laughing at the soaper 😂😭

  • @thunderhogTH
    @thunderhogTH 5 лет назад +138

    Running around at the speed of soap
    Got places to grind gotta JUMP OUT A WINDOW

    • @cactoid9281
      @cactoid9281 5 лет назад +13

      JUST KEEP ON SOAPING AHEAD, NO TIME FOR WALKING FOLLOW MY DEATH INSTEAD

    • @cyanmoonlight7147
      @cyanmoonlight7147 5 лет назад +8

      Trust in me what you cant see. Take my lead I'll MAKE YOU BE- BE A CHAD. TURBO CHAD. Trust me and we will escape VIRGINITY

    • @zyrese
      @zyrese 5 лет назад

      I’ll make it though, follow-follow me, set me free, thrust me and we will eESCAPE VIRGINITY

    • @hybridwanderer9733
      @hybridwanderer9733 5 лет назад

      You just gotta go, give em a show. Soaping like Sonic Hero's. Dont be a Joe just lay it low. Twist your ankle and break your elbows.

  • @Blaze936
    @Blaze936 5 лет назад +21

    "Why am I 35 years old sliding in my fucking shoes?"
    Deep.

  • @sonicseztrapsaregay4249
    @sonicseztrapsaregay4249 5 лет назад +392

    The only reason why I know SOAP shoes exist is because of Sonic Adventure 2

    • @Thelango99
      @Thelango99 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah me too.

    • @zephyr1741
      @zephyr1741 5 лет назад +7

      Bro your pic and name are killing me

    • @sonicseztrapsaregay4249
      @sonicseztrapsaregay4249 5 лет назад +15

      Sans the skelton boi That’s not good. Call 911 as soon as you can.

    • @Lost_idiot223
      @Lost_idiot223 5 лет назад +5

      Rolling around at the speed of sound!

    • @keanurevert9275
      @keanurevert9275 5 лет назад +1

      I had a pair of soap shoes in 6th grade. I wasn't really that good at them but it was kindve fun trend for a while. We didn't have internet or social awareness back then.

  • @DaveIsDeadpool
    @DaveIsDeadpool 5 лет назад +51

    He's like the personification of a walmart but he's also my hero

  • @crogus3279
    @crogus3279 5 лет назад +10

    “This man’s a soaper. If he drops anything above three syllables I’m blown away” - Charlie (2019)

  • @Omega4Productions
    @Omega4Productions 5 лет назад +135

    7:39 I've walked across that bridge he's on. Now I'll know to give it the reverence it deserves.

    • @majesticsnepz
      @majesticsnepz 4 года назад +1

      Red Centurion that’s a fancy bridge, where’s that at

    • @colinmoran9807
      @colinmoran9807 4 года назад

      Las Vegas

    • @aaaaaannnnnnton
      @aaaaaannnnnnton 4 года назад +3

      Hey I’ve also been on that bridge l. I never realized I was standing on holy ground

    • @Omega4Productions
      @Omega4Productions 4 года назад +2

      @@aaaaaannnnnnton Ikr?

    • @Kyle_Evers
      @Kyle_Evers 3 года назад +1

      One of my favorite spots in one of my favorite cities, I have some fond memories of that bridge

  • @whitececil89
    @whitececil89 5 лет назад +115

    I went to the skate parks and the kids asked,
    WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE?!?

  • @happyfeet6144
    @happyfeet6144 4 года назад +17

    I lost a large amount of oxygen laughing so hard when the two women were fucking laughing at him holy fuck

  • @motorheadridermotorheadrid8181
    @motorheadridermotorheadrid8181 5 лет назад +82

    At least when you wipe out skating there’s a reason. Wiping out doing this is just falling down some stairs.

  • @BasilBeefcake
    @BasilBeefcake 5 лет назад +56

    This is the most I've laughed watching a RUclips video in months. Thank you John Wick looking dude

    • @brocowsci
      @brocowsci 5 лет назад +3

      Critical is a riot checknout more of his vids

    • @jigzyonline2
      @jigzyonline2 5 лет назад +2

      Faces

    • @BasilBeefcake
      @BasilBeefcake 5 лет назад +1

      @@jigzyonline2 my favourite of all time

    • @jigzyonline2
      @jigzyonline2 5 лет назад

      @@BasilBeefcake I miss Mac so much man, I met him a couple years back.

    • @BasilBeefcake
      @BasilBeefcake 5 лет назад

      @@jigzyonline2 You are a lucky dude... I wish I could have met him

  • @SuperJahobo
    @SuperJahobo 4 года назад +28

    "He made over a million dollars"
    Goes to the laundromat and walmart

    • @proddelle
      @proddelle 4 года назад +3

      he's spent his million dollars on soap

  • @BraxtonKovary
    @BraxtonKovary 5 лет назад +108

    Wait, I wanna soap with soap shoes. That sounds epic.
    [Edit]: for those that don't know, Sonic wears Soap.

    • @sadriposting
      @sadriposting 5 лет назад +14

      @ThatPurpleFunk SA2 SONIC SHOES BABY

    • @chimpmoment130
      @chimpmoment130 5 лет назад +6

      I'm pretty sure that the Sonic games are kinda sponsored by a Soap shoe brand.

    • @isaacp1218
      @isaacp1218 5 лет назад

      Dark Tyyp
      Can I just duct tape bars of soap to my shoes?
      Is it even soap? What is it made of?

  • @Riven-117
    @Riven-117 5 лет назад +122

    Dude the SOAP shoes? Like... Sonic Adventure 2?

  • @michaelgilliland1975
    @michaelgilliland1975 5 лет назад +39

    This is what happened when you don’t just learn to skate

  • @skiiman534
    @skiiman534 5 лет назад +77

    _Soap definitely is dead since the_ _Modern Warfare trilogy ended_

  • @megachief1
    @megachief1 5 лет назад +167

    Sonic uses soap shoes to grind on rails. True fact.

    • @Opalca
      @Opalca 5 лет назад +7

      i thought this said tails and i was about to call the police

    • @KitsuneFyora
      @KitsuneFyora 4 года назад

      After seeing this, I have now know the truth

  • @superdoopercooper1962
    @superdoopercooper1962 3 года назад +5

    “Pro soaper” took me out 😂

  • @Toleich
    @Toleich 5 лет назад +500

    That dude's 35?
    He hasn't aged well...

    • @enzoiguess340
      @enzoiguess340 5 лет назад +147

      Soaping is an intense sport that takes a lot out of someones body. Most pro Soapers retire by age 25 but not Ryan.

    • @ViniciusSouza-sr4rb
      @ViniciusSouza-sr4rb 5 лет назад +17

      The strain and pure stress the art of soaping puts in one's body makes them age at least twice as fast as a normal human being

    • @aaroncsoka7294
      @aaroncsoka7294 5 лет назад +18

      Dude actually looks a lot younger than 35, imo 😅

    • @gaynutbuster
      @gaynutbuster 5 лет назад +8

      Even Binyot's 34 and he still looks great. What the fuck

    • @heystoplurkin8433
      @heystoplurkin8433 5 лет назад

      Get it the bud is the vegetable

  • @whatislife233
    @whatislife233 5 лет назад +142

    Soaper is our word, you can say Soppa tho

    • @nitelyf.374
      @nitelyf.374 5 лет назад +3

      Every day, we stray further from god.

    • @flushedemoji4690
      @flushedemoji4690 5 лет назад +2

      every day we soap further from god@@nitelyf.374

  • @PMLT3400
    @PMLT3400 5 лет назад +6

    That bandana tells me one thing. He didn't choose the soap life, the soap life choose him.

  • @clinthowell2145
    @clinthowell2145 5 лет назад +32

    He's back! And he's smuggling the Goodyear blimp under that shirt!!!

  • @Updated8SecondsAgo
    @Updated8SecondsAgo 5 лет назад +407

    The women pointed and laughed at the soaper, I’m dying 😂 🧼 👟
    Edit: 7:45

    • @sucrose
      @sucrose 5 лет назад +36

      Yeah that shit was hilarious

    • @Garageratto
      @Garageratto 5 лет назад +41

      Thats sad and hilarious at the same time.

    • @Zetsu420
      @Zetsu420 5 лет назад +4

      I laughed so hard that i had back spasms! the lil kid and the lady pointing and laughing!

  • @noahb5149
    @noahb5149 5 лет назад +45

    Spoiler: Ryan dosen't soap over Thanos in the next movie.

  • @jjetmmvt
    @jjetmmvt 5 лет назад +739

    Has anyone released an amv of homeless people riding shopping carts

    • @Billbaseball1978
      @Billbaseball1978 5 лет назад +72

      carts of darkness?

    • @felixedwardz5459
      @felixedwardz5459 5 лет назад +19

      You men Bum Fight Krew? Been trying to find that for years.

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers 5 лет назад +27

      I am genuinley interested to see a video like that

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 5 лет назад +23

      all jokes aside carts of darkness is an enthralling view. i recommend it.

    • @your1asshole290
      @your1asshole290 5 лет назад +8

      Sounds like something from Jackass

  • @vincheeslethesamhammy2600
    @vincheeslethesamhammy2600 5 лет назад +155

    You probably know this but the whole reason sonic can grind isbecause of soap shoes

  • @KSR3
    @KSR3 5 лет назад +6

    when you are a PRO SOAPER but your parents still call you a disappointment

  • @smh9902
    @smh9902 5 лет назад +51

    *R O L L I N G A R O U N D A T T H E S P E E D O F S O U N D*

    • @chopXfallen
      @chopXfallen 5 лет назад +7

      *GOTPLACESTOSOAPGOTTAFOLLOWMYRAINBOW*

    • @Kidgoku81150
      @Kidgoku81150 5 лет назад

      Omg I saw u on another soaping video lmaooo

  • @kbottrill1
    @kbottrill1 5 лет назад +174

    Long H3H3 fans already know of Ryan and his soaping ways

  • @ogorkithehedgehog
    @ogorkithehedgehog 3 года назад +1

    the man be rolling around for the speed of sound

  • @PennyORadical
    @PennyORadical 5 лет назад +37

    I've been subbed to Ryan J for a while. He is a time capsule. Completely un-ironic.

  • @its-amemegatron.9521
    @its-amemegatron.9521 5 лет назад +24

    This feels like a relic from the early 2000s.
    All it's missing is the guy having a pacifier in mouth with City Escape blaring in the background

  • @yasserboumediane1010
    @yasserboumediane1010 4 года назад +18

    2:09 why the hell didnt this end up in a critikal out of context compilation XD

  • @john_doeherty
    @john_doeherty 5 лет назад +949

    god imagine being 35 and desperately clinging to the days when you peaked at 15 😂

    • @RaunchyPixels
      @RaunchyPixels 5 лет назад +24

      it didnt look like he peaked at 15.. if that video of the kid at the beginning was actually him

    • @Cheese2659
      @Cheese2659 5 лет назад +53

      He made money off the books he wrote I don’t think he peaked at 15

    • @Argonak1
      @Argonak1 5 лет назад +79

      Let's see you make a million dollars off some books you wrote, you are probably busting your ass at a shitty job like 90% of the world while sitting there shitting on another man you know jack shit about besides his hobby.

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath 5 лет назад +10

      @@Argonak1 Amen!

    • @Adrostos
      @Adrostos 5 лет назад +33

      on one end, its dumb. on the other end- it doesnt look like hes wasting too much time busting his ass at some 9-5 job. so guess who the real fools are?

  • @rice_infinity
    @rice_infinity 5 лет назад +249

    Want to see something?
    woah, you could've gotten an endgame spoiler

    • @bito2041
      @bito2041 5 лет назад +6

      Megumin get off youtube and go make konosuba season 3

    • @cloroxbleach5771
      @cloroxbleach5771 5 лет назад +7

      i'm going out of my way to tell you that i, a person on the internet who doesn't matter, have never seen almost anything that marvel ever released and most likely never will

    • @quintincastro7430
      @quintincastro7430 5 лет назад +2

      Omg thanks man i will work harder to not do that for now on

    • @your1asshole290
      @your1asshole290 5 лет назад +2

      @@cloroxbleach5771 Neil Breen is what every intellectual like you should watch

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers 5 лет назад +3

      @@cloroxbleach5771 I have something similar, I have seen marvel movies but I just do not care about it enough to say oh no a spoiler or some shit like that

  • @lostmyfishy
    @lostmyfishy 5 лет назад +4

    it's so good to see shadow doing well.

  • @PixelatedScreaming
    @PixelatedScreaming 5 лет назад +48

    I live in vegas
    I saw this man

  • @GrumbleGamer18
    @GrumbleGamer18 5 лет назад +226

    soap or die? Well scrub me up and call me a soapy boy 👦 🧼

  • @ronniewatts7992
    @ronniewatts7992 4 года назад +8

    “Soap or die” sums up 2020 pretty well

  • @guy766
    @guy766 5 лет назад +64

    3:49 Ryan is done smoking weed, he smokes bubble mix

  • @dinorancher5560
    @dinorancher5560 5 лет назад +116

    And here I am adding lye to animal fat. I have been soaping all wrong.

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 5 лет назад

      underrated comment over here

  • @toonslul
    @toonslul 3 года назад +3

    “It’s basically Sonic the Hedgehogging.” Sonic literally had branded soap shoes in Sonic Adventure 2.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 лет назад +61

    Sonic was actually designed with Soaps in mind and even featured an ad for them in one of the games if I recall

    • @aaroncsoka7294
      @aaroncsoka7294 5 лет назад +4

      Youre kidding me are you? Gosh thats epic 😂 Imagine Ryan doing a cameo in the new sonic movie 😂

    • @zer0badluck728
      @zer0badluck728 5 лет назад +2

      Sonic was made before soaps..

    • @Rolomanplays
      @Rolomanplays 4 года назад +8

      Sonic adventure 2 and there ads are everywhere

    • @misterbee5521
      @misterbee5521 4 года назад +7

      zer0badluck In SA2, his redesign had him wearing soap shoes

  • @cyberviruz999animeee3
    @cyberviruz999animeee3 5 лет назад +118

    My daddy warned me about them soapers.

  • @GRN.Leto9
    @GRN.Leto9 4 года назад +7

    I litterally just said in my head "I'm high I'm gonna go on a Charlie video binge watch"

  • @TerraSept
    @TerraSept 5 лет назад +251

    0/10
    Video didn't start with "What's up everybody it's critikal"

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 5 лет назад +9

      it's a stream, let's hope we don't lose that

    • @dj4rapz
      @dj4rapz 5 лет назад +3

      @@Ecliptor. remember how he used to hate Twitch then started streaming, I wont be surprised if all his RUclips videos will eventually become just Twitch stream clips.

    • @carcionpetto
      @carcionpetto 5 лет назад +1

      @@dj4rapz well I'm pretty sure he still hates the streamers that made him initially hate Twitch

    • @gryfincol
      @gryfincol 5 лет назад

      @@dj4rapz waaah why wont this youtuber make the free content i want

  • @BensGamingBlog
    @BensGamingBlog 5 лет назад +15

    Poor Guy...he just wanna go fast like the most iconic Soap Shoe Mascot Sonic from Sonic Adventure.

  • @KOOL-AID-ManX4
    @KOOL-AID-ManX4 2 года назад +1

    this has always been one of the best videos from charlie

  • @KniteGraffiti
    @KniteGraffiti 5 лет назад +4

    "aww he had self awareness for a minute but, delusion took its hold right at the end again" LOL

  • @ryannewcomb7909
    @ryannewcomb7909 5 лет назад +9

    Hearing cr1tikal saying my first name over and over again for 8 minutes was pure bliss

  • @2cupshakur
    @2cupshakur 5 лет назад +5

    Lmfaoooo my beer came out my nose when “I’ll be okay!!!” Floated out of his head as he pissed in the desert hahahhhhahahahhha

  • @DM94JAK
    @DM94JAK 5 лет назад +10

    3:18 that fuckn stance is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life. Its SO serious, tryin to b cool n tough. It kinda looks like the stance of a gay cholo whos kinda confused, but still understands what cool is, n that u gotta b cool n its gotta b in u n everything that u do.

  • @levifontaine8186
    @levifontaine8186 4 года назад +3

    Not gonna lie that takes a lot of skill

  • @kcufeht5795
    @kcufeht5795 5 лет назад +38

    "I never ate broccoli, but now I eat all kinds of vegetables, BECAUSE I'M A SOAPER"
    Don't worry, it'll get better.

  • @nugget1829
    @nugget1829 5 лет назад +60

    Moth: LAMP
    Ryan John Smith: *S o a p.*

    • @nugget1829
      @nugget1829 5 лет назад

      Ellis Dee dont be a nerd

    • @Lost_idiot223
      @Lost_idiot223 5 лет назад

      Me: Nuggets profile pic is ADHD's Scientifically Accurate Spider Man