JustinRPG, Reshiram's Eccentric Lover | Lolcow Library
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- There are many eccentric individuals in every corner of the internet. Whether you're in a community centered around video games, music, television shows, movies, there's always going to be somebody who behaving in an unusual fashion. These people can be quite the spectacle when left to their own devices, and if you venture deep enough the lore of their undoubtedly wacky stories, you'll find nuggets of gold hidden within. This is the case for JustinRPG, a man who has some particularly questionable interests regarding Pokemon, their bodily functions, and their right to get married. What more could you ask for out of a random dude online?
It's okay for someone to love a Pokemon as long as they lubby chudder! Right!! ... Right?
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-- -- LINKS -- --
Patreon - / roguemanyt
Merch Store - rogues-merch-s...
-- -- TRACK LIST -- --
Entire tracklist in chronological order. No repeat entries.
Zombies Ate My Neighbors (OC Remix) - NoppZ
Bombushka - Rockstar Games, GTA Online Smuggler's Run Soundtrack, Mixed by ThatScore
Hattrick vs. Galloway - Shawn Lee, Rockstar Games, Bully Official Soundtrack
Martian - Spamtron
Call on Me (8 Bit Remix) - Eric Prydz
Saints Of Rage Stage 2 - Malcolm Kirby Jr, Volition, Saints Row IV Soundtrack
Saints Of Rage Stage 1 - Malcolm Kirby Jr, Volition, Saints Row IV Soundtrack
Seinwave2000 - Abelard
Dance In Space - Abelard
-- -- SPECIAL THANKS -- --
Justin Coolidge - For being a pretty interesting dude
The "official" JustinRPG Subreddit - You had some useful things!
The Farms - For their dedication to documentation
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What makes this guy so interesting is that he barely counts as a lolcow because he NEVER reacts to trolls.
As far as I know he's totally harmless to, he's just a weirdo who's very open about his weirdness.
@@andrew2353I have refrained from calling cows harmless after Chris' incident.
Yeah I'm guessing he's slightly aware not to go all the way with his weirdness I'm thinking he knows about Chris Chan and what he did with his mom and I'm guessing he doesn't want to be like that.
@@grandmasterestrada1592then I guess all youtubers are pedophiles because Shane Dawson was one.
@@mikecampos1193he’s definitely weird, but he seems to at least have a brain
I wish there were more lolcows out there that were more like JustinRPG, Tony Chase, and KingCobraJFS. Seeing nothing but horrorcows makes you wish for more of the less messed up lolcows.
My brother in christ, how do you not consider tony chase a horrorcow?? He's the most batshit insane person I have ever seen, his sense of reality is non-existent and even if he was somewhat sane, I think those teeth alone would earn him that title. He is basically a found footage movie, but on yt and still on-going.
As far as I know Cobra has never hurt someone outside of self defense or someone that had it coming so as long as he doesn't have pets he only hurts himself. His addictions are most likely going to kill him but at least he isn't making others outside of the few pets he killed victims
To be fair, horrorcows deserve the mockery more than regular lolcows.
@@gripesreality2126Cobra bragged about molesting a mentally disabled middle school girl. He also admitted to sexually harassing and stalking highschool girls. He has admitted all these things publicly.
Didn’t he start talking about unironically wanting to do bestiality stuff irl? Doesn’t sound the most harmless to me- besides, anyone making their lives obsession about wanting to screw monsters that look like giant animals is going to set up huge red flags in my mind
Why does Justin write his fanfics like hes giving orders
THIS GIANT MONSTER *WILL* EAT ME
AND IT *WILL* DIGEST ME ALIVE
AND I *WILL* LIKE IT.
bc he's so thick mentally he can't tell a proper story.
it reads like an scp special containment procedure page
want fries with that?
this has got to be my favorite aspect of Justin’s online presence because their is 0 effort to coy or titillating at all. He writes in a fashion reminiscent of an instruction manual which makes it strangely easy to palate reading his works compared to other Lolcows like him into the same niches as he is. He writes like he’s describing game mechanics to you, hell he literally does include game mechanics into his writing style
@@pelkitrelki1751 fr
I didn't know that JustinRPG is still around and writing smut about PalWorld creatures. Incredible.
Rent is due for Rogue again. And we’re all here for it! 😂
My landlord said he’d put my nuts over a roaring fire if I didn’t put out another lolcow video
@@RogueInternetManas one should, now give us the Kahhantent
Whose rent is due in the middle of August? Rogue is obviously paying for the twice monthly goat enclosure cleaning.
Well I hope you make enough to pay Astrid for all the commissions she has to do even a degenerate furry goat needs to eat.
@@SpringTrapCrap Ragu, internet sauce.
LUBBY CHUDDER
Sing with me Reshiram 😂
I can't believe Justin and Moltres saved Reshiram from Team Rocket
Fun little fact: That sound that’s playing on repeat in the background of “I Love Reshiram” is Reshiram’s cry in game, but it’s cut down by a second or two to keep the beat (I guess)
The pokemon cries on his seminal hit '12 legendary pokemon of Christmas' fucking nocked me out.
As a resident of Michigan I apologize for JustinRPG. There's something in our water.
Yes I heard Detroit is a tough place to grow up in.
Yeah, Flint.
Sorry Michigan has to exist.
Lead. Its lead…
Yeah, yall kinda known for that
Rogue, watch out! THERES A HUNGRY RESHIRAM BEHIND YOU!!!!
*shoots it with his Doom2 super shotgun* Not anymore.
*Reshiram's Eccentric Lubber
Oh fuck, I should’ve used that!!
Justin is my favorite lolcow. He's weird but harmless to any real human. If the dimensional merge ever happens, the pokemon will be in trouble, but he'll stay away from humans. He's a harmless spectacle with really gross interests, and is frankly just funny.
I hate this Windows Vista tonight
I know where it's going - it's going into the TRASH.
Blue screen
It *had* to be Rydia, of ALL characters.
The woman that you meet as an *eight-year-old* who falls into some goopy space-time shit and comes back a *week* later as a full-grown adult.
The anatomy textbook bladders photoshopped onto Pokémon’s is avant garde 😂😂😂😂
Really makes you appreciate having a mental filter that keeps one from oversharing
The goats art keeps on getting better and better every thumbnail/art goal
I agree 🐐
Who’s the artist of the thumbnail? His channel description doesn’t link them.
@syco9008 Asterix, she's the thumbnail artist and a friend of Rogue, as well as a frequent cohost on his livestreams.
@@aaronhussey8522thanks!
The fact that this man had a baby pokemon sitting on his lap, sends chilling vibes down my spine!
I feel for that tattoo artist who probably had to hear about Justin's sexual fantasies for the entire session
I thought Justin was dead tbh, but he's still out there gooning over mythical animals? What a world we live in.
I'm guessing he has handlers now and they're aware of the kiwis.
@@mikecampos1193 Any proof of this? If so, that's really good
@@catboysephiroth560I have a feeling he must have read a couple of the of the Kiwi farm pages not all of them though.
Skumbagovich made a video on him recently too. I suggest you watch that.
Reshiram is technically the embodiment of male/masculine energy (Yang).
Funny
I wonder what Justin would think of the whole "simping for Lopunny and Gardevoir" stuff NO? 🤔
Too "normal" for his taste probably lol
I showed my parents "I Hate this Windows Vista Tonight", and they laughed so hard.
RPG's self-awareness is admirable
People should take notes on how devoted JustinRPG is to his lady. We could all learn a thing or two.
If Jeffrey Dahmer was born in the mid-80s. Instead of becoming a cannibalistic serial killer. He would be obsessed with Buster Bunny from Tiny Toons Adventure online.
Aliens: Earthlings, we came to visit but we see you're having an episode. We'll come back later.
I lost count at how often I had to pause this video in order to bleach my eyes.
I almost fucking puked like 3 times
Why can't more lolcows be like JustinRPG? he may be a little weird but at least he's decent compared to the others.
IMO lolcows going out of existence is majorly kiwifarmers going out their way to document, harass, and put these people under a scope, fault. You can see with Chris as a great example of how that can turn a strange but harmless individual into a monster.
@@jack_stoneKF is many things but did not turn Chris into a monster.
Alan Turing got chemically castrated and not him
I play his music at church to show everyone his greatness
that classic image of the nerd with circular glasses is how I picture Dexter's Dad from the cartoon Dexter's Lab as a teen
LOVE EACH OTHER. LOVE EACH OTHER. LOVE EACH OTHER. LOVE EACH OTHER.
LUBBYCHUDDER. LUBBYCHUDDER. LUBBYCHUDDER. *LUBBYCHUDDER.*
LOVEEEEEEEE
LOVEEEEEEEE
One thing Rogue kinda neglected to talk about that another RUclipsr pointed out, that Justin goes off about his fetishes on public pokemon forums or Facebook groups, some of which have minors in them. Not on purpose but is something to note.
I bet you he's probably been banned a couple times.
Skumbagovich has also made a vid on him recently.
@@mosshivenetwork117 that's the RUclipsr I was referring to
@@Cobalt_Spartan oooh I see
Trying to listen to this video at the gym had to be one of the worst experiences ive ever put myself through thank you
Honestly the only issue that bugs me with this dude is he will ramble on about his fetishes in places where there would obviously be kids.
Ok, this guy may not be a horrorcow like his counterparts,
But even after going over his Vore fetish, you went on to mention Autoassassinophilia by name,
And THEEEEN, there’s bird droppings…?!?😢
As a Reshiram fan,I apologise for this...*thing*
I just wanna enjoy my cool giant white yang embodying dragon legendary in peace.
Don't stop loving that, Reshiram
I've heard of Justin. I've seen a couple of videos on him. I'm familiar with him. I know his weird interests and the like.
Hearing his fanfics made me feel genuinely close to hurling.
Randomly got a membership and damn am i lucky to be apart of rouges wonderful community.
The 12 Legendary Pokemon of Christmas is like a Tim and Eric song
A beautiful video as always Rogue.
Got caught listening to this at work and it was hard to explain it away to a city inspector...
This guy and pamperchu are nurgle's most devoted servents. The plaugefather should be proud of his work
Oh hey, great timing! I just discovered him yesterday through your first video on him from the Rogue Archive
Bro has a fetish for being reshiram's kidney stone
11:00 yo Justin in the Nike dunks drip
Despite all this, Justin draws the line at same-size vore (where the predator is the same size as the prey and gets a big belly from it).
Yes!!! I've been asking for this one for so long! I think Justin is delightfully unhinged, and he's brought up a surprising amount on the internet. Like deep lore
Hoping for a PixieTeri soon.
I was going to comment about how if he had a girl shit on him, he would realize how gross it is... until I heard he eats bird feces. Nevermind, keep on truckin' king!
You thought he was all talk didn't you
He might be too powerful to be contained by reason.
Ah, good old JustinRPG. He's weird and his actions make my toenails curl, but at the end of the day, he's harmless. We need more individuals like him. Other lolcows usually end up hurting people one way or the other, just look at CWC, while he just posts odd "fan fiction" online.
CWC majorly turned out that way because kiwifarmers harassed and twisted his head so long tbh, I believe that lolcows turning out the way they do is partly because of them.
He's the only guy to like lady dimetrescu's true form
old ideas for modern times
This guy make Chris Chan look sane.
imagine if there was no pokemon / palworld.. this dude would probably be the village animal f-ker.
Lubby Chudder
Can’t believe he was only like 45 min away over in bangor
LUBBY CHUDDER LETS GOOOOO
Can't wait. I'll be there with my McDonald's cheeseburger and sweater vest. #BrickedUp
A good Artgoal would be Teen rogue hover handing a poorly photoshopped PS1 Lara Croft.
The Pokemon franchise really took a dump on this guy's brain.
Finally you covered this one! Thanks!
why the fuck was this uploaded on my birthday out of all days? 💀💀
i got two pokemon tats, of cubone and mimikyu, but you wouldn't know they were supposed to be pokemon unless i told you. i like their backstories, but also didnt want it to be tacky
That and Cubone's skull just looks cool
Between Coolidge, Earl "Thewhitebowser" Dube (who is a pwedatah), and Zena&Poppy, what the hell is up with Michigan? This is the State that gave the world The Stooges and thus, punk Rock, in 1968, and not even a decade earlier, Motown Records had alongside Memphis, Tennessee's Stax Records, defined the Soul sound. But in the 2010s, we seem to have a disproportionate density of both pizza chains and [checks notes] "lolcows and other eccentric Internet individuals." Much like pizza deliveries and automobiles, we didn't even create it, nor did we have a significant influence on defining the category - as is indisputable of the Motown Sound to 1960s & '70s Soul music. I'm not even sure Michigan has _the highest_ number of noteworthy Internet eccentrics, just a disproportionately high number, relative to overall population.
In spite of living in Michigan for most of my life, and being really proud of the Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti-area (where I've lived most of those years, for a lot of reasons) being the _true_ birthplace of the Punk rock sound, noticing how many lolcows with wide recognition live here means one thing:
I never been happier to have been born, and raised (until age twelve), in Ohio. Sure, "Michigan gave birth to Punk," and "dude, isn't your ex-mother-in-law a cousin of Alice Cooper's?" but hear me out - Rocket From the Tombs, Dead Boys, Pere Ubu, Electric Eels, DEVO, Afghan Whigs, The Outsiders, Guided By Voices, and (originally) Nine Inch Nails? OHIO. What lolcows are housed in that gloriously armpit-shaped State? Cyraxx - and frankly, if it wasn't for his cartoonishly bizarre appearance and dick that looks like a corn truffle (aka, huitlacoche), I don't think he'd've taken off, cos his early Internet presence is otherwise indistinguishable from any other easily baited Juggalo. And really, metro-Detroit's Insane Clown Posse, and their fandom, is easily a subcategory of lolcow. Michigan's greatest contribution to culture since the Hackney brothers renamed their band, Rock Fire Funk Express to "DEATH," after already shifting to a proto-punk sound harder than that of The Stooges? Juggalos and lolcows. Even Eminem at least partially owes his initial local success to manufacturing a beef w/ ICP, meanwhile Kid Rock's dad couldn't even pay a girl to take Little Bobby Ritchie to his own Senior Prom (yes, really - I think eventually a cousin felt sorry for him), and _nearly everyone_ who's had the misfortune to deal with him has a lolcow-esque story about Ted "the pants-shitting draft-dodger" Nugent, because he makes that much a donkey out of himself on a regular basis.
Of course he would not only get into Palworld, but fixate on the most inhuman fat bird Pal possible.
Despite enjoying specific fictional characters myself, I'm happy I'm not at all like Justin. He's certainly a person.
Rent was due
I usually like to put on your videos while I'm having lunch. This is not one of those times
This was not the video I wanted to draw to either...good lord
Wait we have recent content from him?! I thought he was out of the internet
Rent? Rent.
Please cover Andrew Ditch.
It’s a shame that this guy is so strange, because Reshiram is my favorite Pokémon (I just think they have a cool design and lore), and most of the time people bring up this dude when the Pokemon is brought up. Great video as always though!
12:45 This is dead ass the first time i have actually wreched when listening to one of these
I though he left the internet around 2015 or so.. how the hell does he know about
I think someone told him about the Kiwi farms and I'm thinking he read the pages and he learned to keep it to himself.
how severe does one's autism have to be in order to share their pokemon vore fantasies with the class
Justin's singing should be considered cruel and unusual punishment, made a war crime, and removed from this realm of existence.
9:06 *looks at my Eevolutions, LoZ, Mario, and OW tattoos*
Damn.
Man really forgot to mention the absolute club banger that is “gotta ride moltras to save my wife resharam
These people make me feel better about myself.
His history is very short and rare mainly there isn't really alot to talk about him. The music that Justin makes is memorable through with I hate Windows Vista and I love Reshiram.
He's weird but nothing he's done is actually bad. He doesn't interact with minors, he isn't violent, he didn't steal anything from anyone.
It makes a nice change for a lolcow. He's not dangerous,he's not a predator,he's just weird.
Internet the rogue man
The real question is, if Rogue was tied to a chair and forced to listen a Lol Cow discography, who is he picking?
Chris Chan, or JustinRPG?
Lubby chedder ❤
Blue screens crashes, my brain felt this trying to figure out how Justin can have such fetishes. 😂😂
i stomached the original Justin RPG video, but this one beat my ass, Although i still stand by my original comment of wanting to see a co-op song by Justin, Cobes and Chris
4:07 wait none of THAT was included in the most depraved details? Knowing there's people out there like this is gonna be my 13th reason.
3:04 Wheeeelp… I finally see a video that’s going to have to be reuploaded before it’s struck down, and I already regret it.
God i had to stop half way and smoke a joint
Homie was ducklipping like a Mfer during that tattoo xD
the repetition in his writing is giving "Kuzco's poison"
11:28 See, Moltres is paralyzed while sitting on Justin's face...Justin can't get up to un-paralyze Moltres because his face is being sat upon by a paralyzed Moltres. Another person would have to un-paralyze Moltres since Justin cannot un-paralyze Moltres due to the fact the Moltres is sitting on his face and is paralyzed, thus preventing Justin from doing anything to un-paralyze Moltres, who was paralyzed while sitting on Justin's face. Hope that clears things up.
I understand to an extent. I think those aliens from the Predator series are attractive.
And Venom.
You know that Japanese chick from the Alien VS Predator comics who joined the Predators at the end was getting all kinds of Yautja d.
classic JustinRPG. OG Roguebois love dis nibbo
Oh wait, the flame atronach copypasta was from a real person!?
My Pokemon fan theory is that N from Black and White talks exactly like JustinRPG and is obsessed with Reshriam
Ghetsis be like "That is NOT my son"
I'm now going to drink all this away...Lets hope my liver survives...😶
10:40 Oh no, I always used to paralyze Moltres with my Venomoth in my Fire Red playthroughs, when trying to catch the legendary bird... What have I done?...
I can’t imagine why Magicmush didn’t go over the digestion/excretion element of this guy in his video.