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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- The story of KingCobraJFS is a lengthy and windy one, making it hard to follow every event that has happened. One of the most pervasive parts of his existence has been his dry spell, which only ended recently thanks to a particularly smelly person. There's many reasons why Josh had failed to court anybody for over half a decade and why he's likely to enter yet another dry spell. In this video, we'll be covering his attempts at seducing women, being respectful, but most importantly - patiently waiting. It is what it is dood.
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-- -- TRACK LIST -- --
Entire tracklist in chronological order. No repeat entries.
Bombushka - Grand Theft Auto Online Soundtrack, Rockstar Games, Mixed by ThatScore
Clutch - Miami Nights 1984
Cheating Time - Bully Official Soundtrack, Shawn Lee, Rockstar Games
Anime Channel - Gex: Deep Cover Gecko Soundtrack, Crystal Dynamics
Another Brick In The Wall, Part II (Doom MIDI Version) - Pink Floyd
Boomeraction Theme - Bluetube
Around The World (8 Bit Remix - ATC (A Touch of Class)
Ghost (8 Bit Mix) - Mystery Skulls
Spamtron Syndrome - Spamtron
Balls20 - Spamtron
Accelerated - Miami Nights 1984
Scream TV - Gex: Enter The Gecko Soundtrack, Crystal Dynamics
Fighting Johnny Vincent - Bully Official Soundtrack, Shawn Lee, Rockstar Games
Early Summer - Miami Nights 1984
Dance In Space - Abelard
Seinwave2000 - Abelard
Plexiglass Lockbox - Spamtron
Anglerfish - Spamtron
BIDDLE - Spamtron
Around The World (Keyboard Cover) - Daft Punk
Kurts Stuga - Ghidorah
Paint 1 - Mario Paint OST, Nintendo
Western Station - Gex: Deep Cover Gecko Soundtrack, Crystal Dynamics
Buy Mode 1 (Mall Rat) - Jerry Martin, Marc Russo, Maxis, Electronic Arts, The Sims Official Soundtrack
She Drives Me Crazy (8 Bit Version by Jazz) - Fine Young Cannibals
Stranger Danger - Francis Preve
Title Screen - Gex: Deep Cover Gecko Soundtrack, Crystal Dynamics
Mission Control - Gex: Deep Cover Gecko Soundtrack, Crystal Dynamics
Boss Theme - Gex: Deep Cover Gecko Soundtrack, Crystal Dynamics
Ocean Drive - Miami Nights 1984
-- -- SPECIAL THANKS -- --
KingCobraJFS - For being the baddest goth on the internet.
Clint - For bringing Josh into this world.
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The way you have written about women and the female anatomy in your script is more embarrassing, sexist and cringeworthy than anything Josh has EVER done and you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself.
As someone who makes a living off calling out peoples bad behaviors, actions and opinions you would think you'd be at least slightly more self aware of exactly how gross and boarder line incel a good number of your statements are.
The funniest part of this video to me (aside from the fact that this is just under an hour and a half long video of some V-tuber trying desperately to cope that King Cora JFS has had more success with women than him) is the fact you are willing to completely go in on Josh and his past lovers and girlfriends and say some genuinely gross, fucked up shit about people you don't even know but you aren't brave enough to be held accountable for the things you say, so you hide behind a V-tuber personal and illustrated thumb nail to do it.
I wager that this is because you KNOW that in reality you're no better than the people you've been covering.
This entire video has the same feeling akin to when a virgin tries to convince you they've definitely gotten laid before or when someone goes on a prolonged rant about how they "totally don't care."
Go outside, touch some grass, get some fresh air and grow a pair.
If you're going to be a gross, opinionated bully then at least be man enough to put your face to the statements you're making on and be willing to own them.
That will never happen though, because you're afraid that you'll end up just as big a laughing stock as the people whose stories you pimp out to make your living.
fire coment +rep
Pin of shame, congrats. Takes something special to get this honor.
Jessica bot account
Found Methica and Jorb's alt
Hmmm yes yes look at me and my virtue signaling genius I’m so much better than everyone else. I respect women too and I’m totally not a simp/white night writing an essay about nothing because I’m a
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Methica is basically Josh's monkey paw moment. He asked for a Mistress of Darkness but got the Left 4 Dead 2 Spitter instead.
It is what it is toobz, but I digreessse
Please, I'd say he either got one of the gas zombies from Dead Rising 2 or one of the screaming Mimis from Splatterhouse 2.
LMAO spitter you are so right about that I didn’t even realize😂
That's horribly accurate. Hope so eone makes a mod where methica replaces the spitter but the spitter is a much more classy lady
well he isnt exactly much better him self so there might be the answer to his problem.
a boglin cant shoot very high.
"I'm attractive, I have big muscles, I have a big penis, I can sing, I can play guitar."
He lives in a different reality
Life is so hard for such perfect people smh :(
1 like, 1 prayer
Like a lot of people I've noticed on tiktok 😅
@@ripped_pantyhosehehehe
"Im a Prime specimen of human dna"
@@TheZodiacRipper his body should be studied for science
In the newest Ninja Turtles movie, Splinter falls in love with a disgusting looking mutant cockroach that only talks in gibberish and spews vomit everywhere.
this is how i think a romantic relationship with Cobes feels like.
I'm a Cis man and I feel confident in saying I'd rather date Cobes than Jessica.
@Th3Watch3r he wont go out of his way to start shit for the fun of it like she does
That mutant cockroach is 10 times the partner that Josh is.
@@solleehasnolife4780And the relationship Splinter and Scumbug (yes, that's her name) is a far more healthier one than Josh and Methica's.
Oh damn, i just realized what cobra is, hes one of the Garbage Pail Kids all grown up
Sloshie Joshie 😂
😂😂😂
Reminder that Cobes wasn't always ugly. Teen cobes was normal/average looking. He did this to himself.
@@Th3Watch3r f**king zinger dude :)
@@jakepel3117 He looks like a salamander in that skeleton playing a guitar shirt.
Looking back on it, it's kind of nuts someone trusted josh with a pet, when he couldn't even keep two sex dolls alive.
Or leave an alive baby bird alone. Lol
@@High3rThanNASAor a praying mantis
Or not give his dogs weed or wants dog mountain dew. But as Clunt says, he's REALLY good with animals!
@@NickyBlue99why is his dad that way? Delusional optimism or jaded denial?
@@NickyBlue99why is his dad that way? Delusional optimism or jaded denial?
Christ Cobes looks like fanart for a rareware game back on the n64 like conkers bad fur day or Banjo-Kazooie. Good job Asterik now i need to go brush my teeth
I miss the old Cobra. This modern day slob stuck in Xanax slow mode is depressing toobz. 🙁
Tmdwu dood
Yes old cobra had substance friends did things was semi interesting ....
It is what it is, toobz!
He's not cool enough to do Xanax.
@@SlitWristMisfit_ brother hes totally taking benzos when Jessica blesses him with a visit
The artwork screams someone who is insanely jealous she isn't with cobra.
Take one for the team, asterik
Asstrick** lol
asterik wishes she could have a bad boy rebel that can’t be tamed
Asterik is really Cobe's ex, Summer
Astrik is a stupid trolle who's jealous of methica's loose cavern
I think that cobes misheard LN... she said cobes "smelled of farts." Not that he "stole her heart."
I can't believe how nobody talks about how good the thumbnail art is.
Missed opportunity to bring up that Josh use to Stalk Alicia, & it got so bad at one point, that Clunt came up with a lie in order to get his Regard son to stop being a Creep. He basically told Josh that Alicia had "Killed herself", due to Josh's Trolls harrassing her. More than likely Alicia moved outta Casper, & Clint keeping tabs, needed to insure his Bog stayed within city limits & not sniff out Alicia's new Dwelling.
But the lies Crumbled after the Fated "FloorLord" Battle. After Cobes dropped Campbell's candy ass, & booted him out, the Peanut Gallery co-streaming with Cobes, revealed to him that they checked Alicia's socials, & that she was still alive & posting, & that she was getting married to boot. Thats when Jorp gathered his lil' thoughts after the tussel, & revealed that his parents not only lied to him, but was quick to the realization that they lied to him specifically to get him to stop stalking her. The fact that he just cassually states he Stalked her, is absolutely Mind Bogliming!
Oh & Cobes got the name "Fun Sized Felicia", from a real woman in Casper who worked at the Mall's Hot Topic & or Spencer's Gifts, who Cobes refered to as "Goth Felicia".
& his Regarded Harry Potter Glasses revealed in their reflection once, that Cobes had his Desktop Wallpaper was of a photo he took of a former Coworker of his, during his short gig at Frosty's.
That deep lore
@@NickyBlue99 straight from the Greasey pages of the Bogli-nomicon.
Job core sounds like an obscure form of Punk rock like mathcore
Wait that exists?
Josh deserves methica, how smug he was lol than she screamed at him, while hitting herself, dood deserves it lol they'll have their clock tower dream trailer toobs
Cobes is never smug TROLE! UR JEALOUS THAT NAL ISNT BEATING HERSELF WHILE YELLING AT YOU
True they deserve eachother
Well josh, ya see what happens when ya threaten women with SA?
Jesus H Asterik. When did you snap a photo of the Bogussy in the wild???
i like how in-depth this went in on early josh and its really sad seeing how he is now, he was so much more coherent when he was younger.
"About as many teeth as a Jack-o-lantern" A great Bloodhound Gang reference 😂😂 this was fantastic
I’m glad somebody caught that! lol
@@RogueInternetMan Happy to oblige ya partner 🤣
A Dry Spell Is So Much Better When The Alternative Is Jessica
@brotherardash1960 You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher while doing 75 in an 18 wheeler.
One thing i would have mentioned about how Josh and Stephanie's relationship ended was that before she went off and cheated on him is she and Josh were fighting because she wanted to spice up their sex life by trying an*l and Josh didn't want to do it. And Josh had the best response when she said that she wasnt satisfied with their sex life, he said to her: "Well do you want me to r🦍 you?". She packed her backs right after that.
Was it Stephanie or the Boglim doing the piercing?
@@Shaddonius Stephanie wanted to receive it. Josh didn't want poo poo on his weiner.
@@Shaddonius it makes sense that Cobra would be against Stephanie pegging him...cause that would make him a sicko in his mind
Cobes didn't want to make warlord jealous
@@evilrollo well, according to Methica he's a fan of getting pegged, but that makes sense. Everyone knows goth girls love pegging and he wants himself a goth girl gf.
Your skills in screenshotting these pictures in just the perfect frame is unmatched my friend
jesus christ! this thumbnail 😂
I just don't know why they drew Josh with a ton of ear piercings, he just has the fake gauges
GodDAMN... Tell Asterik she did a fantastic job on this one. ... maybe too good of a job!
She’s like the Jimmy Bunker of the Channel (if you watch Mr Snowflake you know)
When he was kissing jessica that shit was so gross i had to put my hand up against the screen
I absolutely did, too! Omg is was so bloody disgusting 🤮
The fact that you have made me aware that this man can reproduce is a nightmare beyond what the human mind can endure
Fun question, who would you rather reproduce? Cobes or Chris-Chan? XD
@@MutaScale Is "neither of them" an option?
@@GAMEPRODELTA Well, that's just too easy of an answer. One I'd be the first to agree with you with. Chris cause... YEAH. Would Josh technically be the better father, yes, but that is a VERY low bar and we seen how he was with Puff. XD
@@MutaScale it's basically a real life version of that scene in Ace Ventura 2 where the film's namesake has spears stuck in both legs, neither outcome is pleasant.
@@GAMEPRODELTA Well, by that logic, Cobes is that first spear. Hurts like hell, but just the one. Then Chris is that second spear, which makes the pain much worse. Hard as it is to say, gonna say Cobes would be the better parent. Cause at least Clint would be around to help take care of 'em (Best as he could considering how he failed with Josh), while all Chris has is the trolls and make-believe land.
"The bad boy of Job Corp" Yup, hail to the king of dropouts and regards people.
Hail to the King
Hail to the one
Kneel to the crown
Stand in the sun
A7X is so goff, doodt@@TieroneThree-iu3sh
The fact that this dude had a gf at all is mindblowing.
Just goes to show, women will overlook A LOT if you exude confidence 🤣
This is just how small trashy towns are lmao.
People who don't wanna leave the area tend to settle for whoever is available and convenient. Makes the dating pool a puddle.
I’m astonished you gossipers seek to ridicule anyone so badly, then expect God to forgive you for it.
cobes kisses like he's eating a burger
It’s the same thing when you think about it
Eating a furburger more like it toobz
*That's most definitely what's up*
Holy crap, seeing old pics of Cobes pre-alcoholism is crazy. The dude used to be a pretty normal looking guy.
Almost, yeah. When he isn't violently balding, bloated, unwashed and unshaven, Cobes looks half decent.
All he needed was to dress like a normal human being and maybe try a little harder to act like one too.
@@thewizard7780 So what you're saying is, there's no hope at all
His carp lips were still on full display though.
Genuine question, was old Cobra actually more mature? I know he's gained clear signs of brain damage from all the alcohol, but it seems he's actually just naturally gotten more stupid over time.
Quite so, it's actually been a rather depressing and visible decline.
Isn't that just apart of becoming old?
If you become dumber as you age that's a pretty big problem@@wtichery
Well he’s definitely got worse at playing guitar. I heard an early clip of him playing somewhere and he was playing arpeggios… he can’t hold a guitar let alone play one any more. It’s scary shit that a human can rot like that!?
His appearance is getting bad. Peanut face?
Every time I hear the word "goth/gothic" used by Josh or in reference to him, I wanna drive into oncoming traffic.
Unless Jorp is strapped to the hood, don't
“The spirits have spoken to me… inside of my head.”
“That sounds like schizophrenia Josh.”
Hahahahaha
"I'm not good w/ kids under a certain age...(long awkward pause)"
Why tf would you even say those words, Bro? 😂
He said "I'm just that great with (long awkward pause) people under a certain age". Which is even worse. Kinda foreshadowing his more recent bragging about molesting a special needs middle-school girl.
Trolls are just jealous that Cobra gets to eat Wendy's baconator everytime he goes down on Jessica TWU
Love to see the goats art improving. Can still smell her through the thumbnail tho
Just like those teeth 😂
@Th3Watch3r he'd bite and they turn to sand!
@@Amad3uz no kidding. He can't even speak properly anymore. 😒
@@Th3Watch3r between that n the booze, it's a miracle he's coherent
He smells of fart
12:06 I would like to formally apologize on behalf of the Invader Zim fandom for this display of pure, unadulterated cringe with which you have graced our screens.
That CWCii reading money really paying off
What the fuck is in the water in Casper? Almost everyone in Cobe's life could have their own extensive lolcow lore.
Meth.
The way Cobra treated (and treats) his ex-girlfriend will always assure me he deserves everything he gets.
The way he treats himself is unfortunate. Ex "girlfriends" can reap their own Karma.
Spot on!!
THISSS
ill never let the boglim get away with assaulting women, he isn't allowed to forgive himself, karma is divine
I didn't realize Cobes was such an incel until this video dropped. We got the incel vibes in some random vids watched during the RAD streams but I didn't realize it was to this extent. Didn't realize how normal he sounded when he was younger because now it seems like he's just NEVER actually sober. That or the mead, alcoholism, and terrible nightmarish dental health all combined into him constantly slurring his words.
There’s a rant he did where he wanted happy couples in extermination camps.
@@DarthInfernusify wtf that's some chris chan level Noviophobia shit lmao
My thoughts exactly! 😂
Wet brain and spray paint fumes
My guy, Cobes got sent to therapy as a teen because he was obsessed with necrophilia.
Its amazing all these women remark on the tactical soap and thats where the story ends.
So tactical soap works enough to have women make sitcom level remarks about attraction then disappear from reality altogether.
I love when jessica holds her arms out she looks like a flying squirrel
😂 them bat wings tho
fuck, this thumbnail just makes me want to brush my teeth 3 times in a row
Don’t do that. That messes up the gums.
rip homeboy scotty
Damn, homeboy Scotty, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Did he really die?
@@homemadeluty3590my homeboy Scotty is not dead
Angie looks like the chosen undead
My my such a long video. It’s a lucky day fellers 👏
Edit: these background pics of Cobes are diabolical. You nasty Rogue 😂 13:28 not to mention most kids don’t usually speak as early as 4 months
48:50 Josh looks like a piranha in this moment lol
6:14 dude straight up looks like Boris the animal from MIB lmao 😂
I've said this before too. Lol
...BORIS THE AANNIMMAALLL!!!
These descriptions are sending me. You got yourself a subscriber lol
caveman patrick is a distant relative of the modern day boglim, given their similar physiognomy and "teeth"
I don't know 'degen speak' so can someone please tell me wtf a "Lot Lizard" is lol
Truckers pull into certain areas, and certain "women of the night/lot lizards" go around in search of business
@@chadwarden593Friends of the Road Bubs
@@RemoWilliams1227 🤣💀 Fuckin' way she goes, Boys.
Truck stop lady of the night
@@RemoWilliams1227 F-in' way she goes, Boys.
when your middle name is Faye, you're a slow-in-the-mind.
"strange for his stink meat". I'm dead.
Hand tats fade faster than other spots they are always stretching and rubbing on stuff and get a lot more sun exposure so it’s normal for them to fade faster on fingers but also doing a cheap shit job doesn’t help
Despite knowing most all of this it's still fun to see interpretations and commentary. Also getting the usual shock from how badly the boy has degraded, he used to actually kind of try at life and it made him far more sympathetic.
As someone who went to Job Corps myself, Josh seems like the kinda guy that was on a hygiene contract.
What's a hygiene contract? They force regards to shower and brush teeth?
@NickyBlue99 essentially, yes. There are a lot of adults out there that have no knowledge on basic hygiene. So hygiene contracts are basically to "teach" them good habits, or at least thats what staff would say. In actuality, it's really to improve the quality of life for the people around.
54:25 - he looks like boris the animal there
The pinned comment is comedy fucking gold. Pin of shame goes hard
-Fun fact- :
I'm getting broken by my lack of faith in humanity day by day, by having seen women choose guys worse than Kingcobra
Meh. Don't be. Everyone makes mistakes I'm sure you have as well.
@@wtichery i absulutely have, such as dating someone and then cheating on my back thousands of times :(
I'd rather spend a lifetime alone than end up like cobes with someone like methica
Josh gets worse with every thumbnail. Superbly disturbing-thanks, I hate it.
Misaligned peepers... I see what you did there. 😂 🤣
#TMDWU 🐍
I think Homeboy Scotty (RIP) should come back and do a "Magic Man" with Jennifer.
16:03 he sounds so fucking different, it's surreal
Not sure that you will be able to read this but I will still share just in case. I started watching you because of so many reason. Your historical commentary and avatar expressions 😂are F*ing PRICELESS!!! ❤ keep it real, keep it you! ( your hair and eyes are beautiful 😮 btw )
That art is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen good job asterik
Your narration, and comedic delivery are awesome!!!!!! Keep it up!!!
I hope that Stephanie is happy. Truly. She didn't make any more mistakes than I did when I was her age. Looking where Josh is at now, she definitely dodged a Matrix style bullet.
Bullet? No no no, she dodged a freaking ICBM.
Hey, just started this video. But, uh . . . "mucus hatch?" Subscribed.
Thanks for using the term "meat stick" while I had a slim jim in my mouth
This shit is spooky
Your videos are top-notch. You should have waaay more subscribers. Definitely underrated
The artwork is the best Asterisk has done! Praise be to Rogue for the wonderful video!
This man might not be long for this world...
Petition to break Asterik's drawing hand
No, she has more thumbnails to draw for Lord rouge.
Excellent documentation! I'd add Gothie to the list but that Era was so fargone I don't mind her being left out 😋
That Thumbnail is hilarious
This video is sure to make people asexual with the uh, "fine" specimens of humanity here
the bad stench of jobcorp.
Jessica is the master trole. Clunt come save your BOY
The gangs all here doods
jessica looks like a slightly skinnier chris chan tbh
A deflated Chris Chan
Tattoos on the hands fade faster because the skin is thinner and gets used more, resulting in the ink not healing right. Thats why tats on static things that don’t bend like the top and bottoms of legs and arms are more durable, as they’re not exposed to outside forces as much^
Why does he keep calling Josh “Jordan?” Or am I just mis-hearing him?
Imagine if the Boglim went on Kill Tony? When no one laughed would he feel embarrassed and humbled or would he flip out and call them "my trolls"?
I'm wearing Gir pants right now... watching that scene was painful
Thank you Rogue Man for this one....
BUUT....
I digress...
TWMDU
I forgot warlord said that lmao
Idk why but referring to China as "some strange" is so funny to me
*Love on the Spectrum*
Shootin' ROPES
Great vid as always! You should do one on James Cage White the dude is a walking dumpster fire.
That's what's up dude
The artwork on this one is so good
Honestly it's wild that he went to Job Corps, I just graduated from there and it's super surreal
I used to live in Casper. It's weird knowing that Cobra of all people currently resides there
What was it like?
8:46 didn't Cobra unclog a toilet with his bare hands once at Wendys?
Wait, hold on, DID HE?
Kinda badass, ngl🤔
The secret sauce in their burgers
If Cobes can find love, then we're all gonna make it
Mouth to snatch resuscitation.
Wtf was scotties problem?
Didnt start enough shit 😂💀
*Considering he is a black majik great wizard and a "demonologist" (whatever it means in his BOGBRAIN), I understand why troles are affraid to attack him, even at wendy's, even with a gun ! Totally trustworthy as usual saunders !*
As a fan of Invader Zim... Women like that one girl Cobes was with... made me cringe so hard I wanteed to commit no life in Saints Row
I mean if they are BOTH special needs, both would have equal responsibility. It's like if 2 people are drunk, both are to blame. You can't say only 1 consented and the other couldn't because they're drunk when they're BOTH drunk. 2 mentally challenged people can consent with each other, and both were underage, so you can't really just blame one party and not the other.
Josh uses his “mental issues” as a crutch. He’s not really special needs, he’s just an idiot
Oh yeah definitely. It's weird but the people making that argument seem to forget it would imply Josh at any point was ever stable/sound-of-mind.