The quest for some of that sweet, sweet, quality content is on. PooPootron: / zalinki Art Stuff (Do I even upload art anymore?) zalinki.deviant... / zalinki
I can't stop laughing when they staple their hands together, "We die like men-" "Hey whadya doi-" "We die li-" ,HEY STOP IT" "Cmon ma-" "We die like men" "NO WAIT WAI-AHHHHHHHHH"
This video is poetic in every sense of the word: It's called Quality Content It's about two men on the search to find quality content The video IS quality content The layers of irony laced within this scathing commentary on the human condition make this video nothing short of profound. You are a blessing to this world, Zalinki. Keep up the good work.
Dear Zalinki, me and my friend have watched this video so many times that we have memorized every line and the high five animation the 2 guys do. Is this a mental issue or is this normal? -Sincerely, ASamCalledSam
Zalinki, baby, I love ya. Also at 0:34 you can see that the part of the house closest to us is kinda off and you see the 2 bros moving on the right part of the screen. k thx bye
Yeah, sadly it's a glaring issue I didn't notice despite going through this so many times,. Turns out the symbol from youtube's interior swapped out that original white sheet I had there to cover them as they walked outside. So it's the same door that's open when they enter youtube's headquarters.
Dear god....this...THIS IS IT!! The very essence of life I've been searching for....for years!! I've spent years looking through the infinitely massive youtube space....and I've finally found it...the holy grail of youtube....QUALITY CONTENT!!!!
If there is one thing i've learned from this and other bizzare channels on youtube, it's that if i just keep doing the crazy stuff that I like, interested people will find it. Thanks zalinki for helping me to realize this.
The slaps are still ringing in my head as I try to run and make it stop, but it only gets louder and faster, I try to ring it out but I can’t do it. *quality content*
The thing is this is actually quality content. Really it is, compared to all the other bullshit on this site. Edit: HoLy ShIt tHis iS tHe MoSt lIkeS iVe gOtTen
I think I just had a stroke
Lyriat same
Have a stroke Everytime they clap challenge! (Gone lethal) (gone sexual)
(gone political)
(Gone crazy)
(gone wrong)
WE DIE LIKE MEN.
I thought he said "I like men"
DA.
When I was scrolling my screen I accidentally reported you
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Ohweehmjeee itsa berderbaberb
staple me everywhere
GingerPale kinky
staple me daddy
*_k i n k_*
Oh yea daddy
@@grosspooppooman9518 JESUS CALM DOWN
This is how i feel when there's nothing on Disney channel
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I can't stop laughing when they staple their hands together, "We die like men-" "Hey whadya doi-" "We die li-" ,HEY STOP IT"
"Cmon ma-" "We die like men" "NO WAIT WAI-AHHHHHHHHH"
“stOp hOE-“
Why do you love every single comment?
Fucking hell
Oh the irony
Laughed when I saw this
because everybody deserves a little happiness
Ooooof
This is how i wanna go out
You go out in style brother
Pulling or being pulled?
DJacob 1300 both simultaneously
We die like men
This video is poetic in every sense of the word:
It's called Quality Content
It's about two men on the search to find quality content
The video IS quality content
The layers of irony laced within this scathing commentary on the human condition make this video nothing short of profound.
You are a blessing to this world, Zalinki. Keep up the good work.
this is quality comment
this is so memeable im absolutely gone
This episode just gave me PTSD back to every single god damn episode of Johnny Test
_I wasn't having those until you mentioned it, thanks._
I had almost gotten rid of every memory of that show. Now it's all bad, gdi.
The likes were 444 but I changed it to 445. I feel satisfied.
Yo that was me except with Regular Show (btw not a bad show, but still, vibes)
ScootToots wscha
*SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK*
does a single one of your characters own a pair of pants
420 likes. Excellent.
420
if your friend jumped off a bridge would yo-
Kelsey Animated it's you
brilliant joke
*_Y E S_*
Of course. It's the staple of my life.
Kelsey Animated
I don’t know, would i?
Dear Zalinki,
me and my friend have watched this video so many times that we have memorized every line and the high five animation the 2 guys do. Is this a mental issue or is this normal?
-Sincerely, ASamCalledSam
Me and my friend did the same- lmao-
I did that with RAINING
Oh fuck
its perfectly normal, sam i am
garlic bread
And the lugweni
Why’d he like that
True.
If the Smosh Movie was good.
The smosh movie was the greatest communist movement of the 21st century
Are you the new psychicpebbles?
Klarikatt not enough screaming and grotesque humor
Klarikatt I'm sorry but you can never replace him
No, he is the good ol Zalinki
no he zubinko
not even close
Now this is what I look for on RUclips. Found myself a *Cool* and *Good* quality channel.
you're everywhere I go
God help us all
hmm yes interesting
Woa hey dude
You're here, too? I mean, you might just have the same intrests as me.
hmm yes interesting. *A N G E R Y*
ur content is like PTSD
always on my mind 👌👀
How the heck I got 1k likes and no comment 😳🙄
@@glitch_artist4272 are you ok
Still not enough whip sound effects to be a Johnny Test episode
WAPSHH!
sorry I can't 👏 hear you 👏 through my sick 👏 high fives can you 👏 speak up 👏
*DO YOU BOYS HAVE AN APPOINTMENT OR*
👏💨 U G H
👏Yea 👏 man were just 👏👏👏 in 👏the middle👏 of 👏 stick 👏 high 👏 fiving 👏👏 eachother 👏👏 👏👏speak up yo👏👏
Reminds me of Hellbenders (that's good)
It also contains Potassium Benzoate (that's bad)
Without the perv tree
*”you look pretty good”*
👏 this 👏 is 👏 the 👏 quality 👏 content 👏 I 👏 subscribed 👏 for 👏 good 👏 shit 👏 rIGHT 👏 HERE 👏
HollyElise STOP NO MORE HAND NOISES
1:20 I love how he's infinitely more concerned about falling off the bridge instead of having a staple forced straight through his entire hand
Wouldn’t you be?
Where's my quality content Zalinki? *WHERE IS IT?!*
The quality content was the friendships we made along the way
Last I checked zalinki videos don’t have morals
0:57
*"He-hey-hey-HEY, what are you doin in here, you can't PEE in here"*
The sound effects make this 300 times better. Your animations are fuckin genius
i've been watching this daily and i believe it is the cause of my existential crisis
it's,,,,, the definition of quality itself
there are two kinds of people. those who are subscribed to zalinki
To this day RUclips still hasn't found its stapler...
1-800-are-you-slappin
yes
Is it true that zalinki only likes SOME comments
Yeh
Btw this is some
*quality content*
@@Zalinki No
This isn't the trash content I subscribe for
"Quality Content"
I should of known, but I wasn't ready.
S l a p p i n G l a s s e s
W h i l e S l a p p i n A s s e s
0:52 when your mom doesn't get you the battle pass
00:52 Was my favorite part.
UMMM UR UP PAST UR BEDTIME GO TO BED
Hey u liked thx bud
Lol
You right, you right..
The attention to sound design is frickin' awesome
Quality
The Mexican Potato Content
*C O N T E N T*
Zalinki, baby, I love ya. Also at 0:34 you can see that the part of the house closest to us is kinda off and you see the 2 bros moving on the right part of the screen. k thx bye
Yeah, sadly it's a glaring issue I didn't notice despite going through this so many times,. Turns out the symbol from youtube's interior swapped out that original white sheet I had there to cover them as they walked outside. So it's the same door that's open when they enter youtube's headquarters.
I love you
You're one of the inspirations for why I started animating, this stuff was funny as hell back then, and it's still funny
Drink a shot every time there's a whiplash.
0:18 teeeeeOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MYNAMESJACKSEPTICEYE
0:58 I love how their bodies are half missing in preparation for the slide to the desk.
It would've been hilarious if it ended as a commercial for staples, because all I see is a testament to how strong they are
When that random guy you subscribed to a few weeks ago finally uploads and your early and am not dissapointed
A pictures worth a thousand words but how many words is this worth?
Oh my goodness. Just give me time.. and i'll become a supporter of this **actual quality content** i've just witnessed.
Dear god....this...THIS IS IT!! The very essence of life I've been searching for....for years!! I've spent years looking through the infinitely massive youtube space....and I've finally found it...the holy grail of youtube....QUALITY CONTENT!!!!
We die like men
“ourph”
-receptionist
“We die like men”
-yes
“*whiplash noises*”
-Johny test
Close your eyes at 0:20 and let your imagination run wild ;)
No
no don't
*fucc*
No men slapping it out
Guns
Tf
A heart-warming tale of friendship & overcoming adversity
gimme some of that hot n' spicy
*_QUALITY CONTENT_*
that took a dark yet somehow still happy turn
Zalinki is still my mom.
I like pausing every second just to look at the frames I love the art style
that slap sound effect 👌
Every Johnny Test episodes: 0:34
I love slappin' skin with my friend at 11:56 pm
If there is one thing i've learned from this and other bizzare channels on youtube, it's that if i just keep doing the crazy stuff that I like, interested people will find it. Thanks zalinki for helping me to realize this.
1-800-r-u-slappin
this is the kind of quality content i subscribed for
I'm a simple girl.
I see "quality content"
I click.
Even when I know I'll be disappointed.
Now this is what I call ‘Quality Content’
*_Whiplash_*
I can feel my aneurysm coming
That scene on the bridge gets me every time
1:02 I want that soundbyte as a notification, whenever there's a new video in my feed
new vid title innocent secretary gETS FREAKING M A I M E D
I need a full series of these dudes
Me too
Yes
Fuck dude I'm getting some real fucking psychicpebbles vibes off this and I love it
If there was a video I could like twice, its this. The most ambitious crossover in history.
oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man
Okay okay why are sections of this really really well animated.
Give this a week and it's gonna become an animation meme.
This and Fresh.mp4 are the closest interpretations of what goes on in my head during every waking moment of my life. Good job! Lol
Gay hand slaps
i would unironically watch content from these two
Same
No one:
My single five year old brain cell: 0:07
This resonates more now than ever
0:33 JoJo in a nutshell
The slaps are still ringing in my head as I try to run and make it stop, but it only gets louder and faster, I try to ring it out but I can’t do it. *quality content*
10 LIKES AND ILL FUCK UP SOME COMMAS
Shay loaf go wild.
Now this what I call Quality Content.
A stapler wouldn't fit through two hands
the rest makes sense though
I'm convinced that every one of the characters in these videos is named Damien
*casually sliding around*
I think we've found some quality content already. (this video)
The thing is this is actually quality content. Really it is, compared to all the other bullshit on this site.
Edit: HoLy ShIt tHis iS tHe MoSt lIkeS iVe gOtTen
bless u ding dong
hOlY sHiT YoU RePliEd
thx man
bless u 2 thanks for hearing my sneezes
This counts as a Johnny test episode because of the amount of whipcracks in this
GoTtA loVe tHat CanCeR- quAliTy cOntEnT
This legitimately made me laugh harder than any other video I've seen recently. I love your content man. Keep it up B)
Wasn't this just the Smosh Movie?
i cant express how i feel about this video because there is no word to describe it with
I feel like every youtube animator that makes goofy shit like this always has at least ONE video that is called “quality content”
Your ANIMATIONS Cleanse my soul. I'm happy you exist.
"Boys do you have an appiontment A A H"
This video speaks to me and with the exception of the hitting of the secretary I can relate, love, and support the rest of this beautiful masterpiece.
Spicy content