"I still want to add lots of flashy decorations to it." ...The castle is never getting finished, huh? I love that Nene didn't bother taking down the sign and rewriting it; she just added a correction. Sasuga.
The fact is has been actual months and it would just be less time consuming and a hassle to just get the Elytra is what's really hilariously impressive. That's our Nene!!!
The best part is that this is actually faster than elytra and if multiple people start making ice roads throughout the server they could get places really fast. But nobody wants to spend 6 months on an otherwise 5 minute journey
Nene took procrastination to another level. Instead of doing one trip to the resource place, grab all the terracota she wanted and return (or perhaps doing two or three more trips), she spent 6 months building an efficient and fast road to that place.
Even more hilarious: the fact that the castle blueprints were from a hard-copy book for Minecraft beginners that she actually bought, which at this point she most certainly is not and no longer needs. It's not just that the journey has supplanted the destination; the journey has completely eliminated the reason for the trip in the first place.
Nenechi: "Listen my husbands, its lesson 5... I've always tried to take a shortcut in building this castle but, 'The shortest route was a detour', it was the detour that was our shortest path, and thanks to Mesa road we were able to take that path"
Now we just need someone to convince Nene that what she built is actually a one way road and she needs to build another one so people don't get arrested for going the wrong way. 6 more months of content 👍
This whole time while she's been building the Mesa Road, I was wondering if she had remembered the castle. I guess this explains it. Thank you for the clip and the description.
I always love seeing what our wife is up to. But in truth, what I increasingly look forward to the most with these clips is Maple's next story. I swear to almighty Nene, this person is the fucking reincarnation of Boris Vian and Dos Pasos's impossible secret love child. I just can't get enough.
I'll have to look into those two, I've honestly never heard of them but their work sounds right up my alley. But yeah! Thanks for reading. I really enjoy writing them and will continue to do so as long as people enjoy reading them.
> roller coaster for introverts Bruh... I didn't know I needed to imagine such a thing. I salute your description (as always), and thank you for the visuals
I actually wonder how many times would Nenechi have to travel to the Mesa to make her six month investment worth it. She's saving around three and a half minutes per trip...
She'd need to travel this road about 74,057 times to accumulate a time save of six months. Yes, that's seventy-four thousand single trips, or thirty-seven thousand visits to the mesa and back. Maths: 6 _months_ * 30 _days/month_ * 24 _hours/day_ * 60 _minutes/hour_ / 3.5 _minutes/trip_ = 74057.14285714286 _trips_
I can't believe Nene actually finished this. I 100% thought this one was going to have the same fate as her Castle. Abandoned and forgotten lmao Now we just need a longer version of that Neil Degrasse meme of Nene sliding through the ice road
"Elytras are temporary, when the supply of gunpowder plummets, let us see where your wings take you. Thats right, back on the ground." -Probably Nene in another universe
Your video description reminded me of my undergrad days in STEM, where I also snicker at philo majors, being belabored in their various contemplations, of no practical value - "susyphean" indeed. But during my grad school, STEM just the same, I was bewildered when we have to take Philosophy of Science, which is a compulsary subject. There I realized that Science is the body, Philosophy its soul. Science is an endeavor given purpose by Philosophy. While Technology is amoral, only we can decide how to wield it, to avoid the mistakes of those who had gone before us. All of these I remembered thanks to Nene Rode. Road yes!
“To be or not to be that is the question, whether tis nobler to suffer the pangs and dreads of living or to shuffle off this mortal coil, tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep. To sleep, to dream. there’s the rub for in that death like sleep what dreams may come. To die to sleep.” -This is my best attempted at regurgitating Hamlet’s speech which I memorized 4 years ago, this obviously wrong on some places and I think I skipped a huge section but I wanted to comment something and the thumbnail inspired me. Edit: Yeah there’s a lot more to the speech….a lot more.
The Mesa Road is that one value in a Math or Physics problem that you need to painstakingly solve for despite not being the final answer because you need that to solve for the true answer
I want to see an elytra vs. Mesa road race, like in DC comics when Superman races the Flash. Which granted means two people on the server, but still.....
@@stevepk That's a buff. No more durability decrease when flying! Firework boosts just has been nerfed a bit and won't even matter except if you usually need like 50 fireworks to travel, now you'll need 60.
@@Aryazaky No one cares about durability, if you have access to elytra then you have access to enchanting. From what I've seen elytra are way slower when going up and the rocket's boost have been cut by half, so the only meaningful change is the nerf.
@@stevepk Rocket boost is cut by 20% or 25%. So you will need 20% more rockets, that is all. This makes lvl 3 rockets relevant. Players also most likely have a creeper farm. So materials wont be a problem. Except if the player doesn't have a stable source of gunpowder, then Elytra will still be the go to choice for travels. (Another exception is when the player already has so many ice highways. Then Elytra is inferior. Sasuga Nene. She thinks ahead of us)
Flashy decorations huh. That's potentially an entirely new detour. It would've been hilarious if by the time she finished the road, everyone else already drained the resources from that mesa haha
she thought the travel was too long so she built high speed infrastructure thats some conquering ceasar, american pioneer, soviet industrialist type shit right there
If only Nene had built Mesa road in the nether. 1 block in the nether is 8 blocks in the overworld, meaning it would take an eighth of the time to build and and eighth of the time to travel down it
Agreed. This was a meditative experience, and besides, we'd've had only an eighth of the Maple content. The real Messa-Mesa Roado really was the friends we made along the way.
Much like the other wonders of the world, its original purpose is now little more than a footnote. What truly matters is the grandeur it exudes while attaining (or failing to attain) that purpose.
I can't wait to see what absurd stuff nene decorates it with if there isn't at least one IMNENE/ ENENMI depending on which direction you are traveling I will be disappointed
Six months for 90 minutes to reach the mesa biome. Nene did this over not being good at using an elytra. It truly lives up to being the A-MESA-ing Mesa roaf.
Reminder: The Mesa road was built in the Resource Server and not in thr HoloServer. As I've always heard from past streams, the Resource Server resets or something to that effect idk Botan told Nene this but she still built it anyways. Two of Nene's major builds are in Resource Servers so . . . inevitable pien?
It's the same with current railroads. They can take years to finish, just for saving some minutes in people's daily travels. Nene will become Japan railway group next CEO
Nene getting Elytra : Nice! Now I don't need to build the stupid Mesa Road! Nene then zenloss Elytra : Meh! Elytra is stupid anyway Also Nene : Ah? So it's Road, not Rode? *Instead of correcting back the wrong signboard, add new signboard below it* ROAD, yes
NENE MESARODE is the largest build on the server. There's tower of babelchama and Big Yagoo, so it's a server where people care about building things for sheer scale, but nothing matches Nene.
Remember when Nenechi remodeled the beach when she got some sand? I was worried that would turn into something like this. How wrong I was. This is what turned into something like this.
Congratulations on finishing mesa mesa road.until that day pekora showed up at that point she had finished the ice road if i remember correctly but no guard rails yet we have come a long way. o7 otsukare
![Nene versus the Silverfish Menace [hololive/engsub]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oN6bAJA072I/mqdefault.jpg)
![Nene versus the Silverfish Menace [hololive/engsub]](/img/tr.png)
"That was fast" says the seal after 6 months of building
"I've gradually forgotten why I started building it in the first place" is the most Nene thing I've ever heard
"I still want to add lots of flashy decorations to it."
...The castle is never getting finished, huh?
I love that Nene didn't bother taking down the sign and rewriting it; she just added a correction. Sasuga.
yes
ROAD
yes
„We choose to build an ice road this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard“ - Nene F. Kennedy
I guess that makes Botan the shooter.
The fact is has been actual months and it would just be less time consuming and a hassle to just get the Elytra is what's really hilariously impressive. That's our Nene!!!
she already did that. it lasted like a day
She's also building it for all unfortunate people and new kouhai
It's WAY faster than the speed of boosted Elytra. I'd say it's worth it
Sora and Azki didn't have elytra
The best part is that this is actually faster than elytra and if multiple people start making ice roads throughout the server they could get places really fast. But nobody wants to spend 6 months on an otherwise 5 minute journey
It's a curious case, i have friends who build roads double or triple the size BUT they spend all their free time on that.
I dunno man, I just like building bridges
Bridges like this should be joint projects tho... Just one person doing it gonna take really long... Just like real life
No? She could easily build a nether high way twice as fast, especially if it's right below or above the ceiling
@@DanielCho1997 Eight times as fast really.
Nene took procrastination to another level. Instead of doing one trip to the resource place, grab all the terracota she wanted and return (or perhaps doing two or three more trips), she spent 6 months building an efficient and fast road to that place.
Her genius boggles the mind.
Nene has the right mindset to work as a programmer:
Spend 1 week building an automation process for a 5-minute coding job.
Ice can be placed in the Nether. An eighth the distance is more efficient.
"Efficient" except it doesn't work if anyone else is playing
"Road. yes." was far more adorable than I was prepared for
Even more hilarious: the fact that the castle blueprints were from a hard-copy book for Minecraft beginners that she actually bought, which at this point she most certainly is not and no longer needs.
It's not just that the journey has supplanted the destination; the journey has completely eliminated the reason for the trip in the first place.
Nenechi: "Listen my husbands, its lesson 5... I've always tried to take a shortcut in building this castle but, 'The shortest route was a detour', it was the detour that was our shortest path, and thanks to Mesa road we were able to take that path"
She needed a way to find time to sit and chat with all her husbands. Finding the Minecraft equivalent of light speed was just a by product.
She's a visionary building a road tô connect the entire World
The Transcontinental Nene Ghetto Maglev Railroad
Minecraft Roman empire liked that
@@PropaneWP Holy SHIT, minecraft ice roads are 100% Ghetto Maglev 😂😂😂
The first Strand-Type Nene
MESSA
MESA
RODE
ROAD
yes
Now we just need someone to convince Nene that what she built is actually a one way road and she needs to build another one so people don't get arrested for going the wrong way. 6 more months of content 👍
Lmao
“Why spend 30 minutes manually doing a task I can automate in 6 hours?”
…is Nene secretly a programmer?
This whole time while she's been building the Mesa Road, I was wondering if she had remembered the castle. I guess this explains it. Thank you for the clip and the description.
I always love seeing what our wife is up to. But in truth, what I increasingly look forward to the most with these clips is Maple's next story.
I swear to almighty Nene, this person is the fucking reincarnation of Boris Vian and Dos Pasos's impossible secret love child. I just can't get enough.
I'll have to look into those two, I've honestly never heard of them but their work sounds right up my alley.
But yeah! Thanks for reading. I really enjoy writing them and will continue to do so as long as people enjoy reading them.
@@MapleLeafTranslations no break for you then, Leaf-san. We love them 🤝
Both the TL and the description are fantastic as always
Sasuga Maple. Also Nene having doubts on the project she's close to completing is a huge mood
> roller coaster for introverts
Bruh... I didn't know I needed to imagine such a thing. I salute your description (as always), and thank you for the visuals
Thank god you clipped this. I LITERALLY DIED when she wrote it as "rode" then just straight up put a new sign saying "ROAD, YES" underneath XD
This is one of my favorite clip channels for two reasons: the high quality subtitles, and the insanity that is the video descriptions.
I really enjoy how beautifully the subs are written.
Messa Mesa road is truly one of the seven wonders of the JP holoserver world
"Messa Mesa rode road" FTFY
😛
EDIT: All this time and I thought I typed FTFY (it was originally FTFW)...
Oops, no insult was intended
@@TechSY730 "Messa Mesa rode road yes" FTFW
What if the “real castle” was the Mesa Rode we built along the way.
I actually wonder how many times would Nenechi have to travel to the Mesa to make her six month investment worth it. She's saving around three and a half minutes per trip...
She could've cut the time of the build and the time of the travel by 8 by just building Mesa road in the nether lmao
She'd need to travel this road about 74,057 times to accumulate a time save of six months.
Yes, that's seventy-four thousand single trips, or thirty-seven thousand visits to the mesa and back.
Maths: 6 _months_ * 30 _days/month_ * 24 _hours/day_ * 60 _minutes/hour_ / 3.5 _minutes/trip_ = 74057.14285714286 _trips_
@@PhoenixClank thank you for doing what I was too lazy to do
The symbolic gesture of sticking it to the elytra havers in their ivory towers is priceless
@@Dontrel3030 nene is a communist icon
That's sidetracking on another level, I'm impressed.
I can't believe Nene actually finished this. I 100% thought this one was going to have the same fate as her Castle. Abandoned and forgotten lmao
Now we just need a longer version of that Neil Degrasse meme of Nene sliding through the ice road
Death Stranding Director's Cut is looking amazing
"Elytras are temporary, when the supply of gunpowder plummets, let us see where your wings take you. Thats right, back on the ground."
-Probably Nene in another universe
Your video description reminded me of my undergrad days in STEM, where I also snicker at philo majors, being belabored in their various contemplations, of no practical value - "susyphean" indeed. But during my grad school, STEM just the same, I was bewildered when we have to take Philosophy of Science, which is a compulsary subject. There I realized that Science is the body, Philosophy its soul. Science is an endeavor given purpose by Philosophy. While Technology is amoral, only we can decide how to wield it, to avoid the mistakes of those who had gone before us.
All of these I remembered thanks to Nene Rode. Road yes!
The best thing about the Messa Mesa Rode is it is extremely safe.
You definitely won't die during the journey.
**Elite approbs**
Your video descriptions have me fucking dying every single time. Bless your writing skills
oh nene, never change
4:22 just makes a new sign instead of fixing the first one lol and her satisfied "yes"
I want to point out the hilariousness that is Nene making shifting and redlining noises while in the road, lol
Interesting description as always. Thanks
It hurts my soul to hear that after all this time and effort...
It can only be used in very particular and potentially difficult circumstances...
“To be or not to be that is the question, whether tis nobler to suffer the pangs and dreads of living or to shuffle off this mortal coil, tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep. To sleep, to dream. there’s the rub for in that death like sleep what dreams may come. To die to sleep.”
-This is my best attempted at regurgitating Hamlet’s speech which I memorized 4 years ago, this obviously wrong on some places and I think I skipped a huge section but I wanted to comment something and the thumbnail inspired me.
Edit: Yeah there’s a lot more to the speech….a lot more.
That's impressive dude! Better than I could have done. I can barely memorize 'There Once was a Man from Nantucket...'
@@MapleLeafTranslations Arigathanks Maple! Give yourself some credit though learning a language is fancy memorization!
I doubt infinite monkeys at typewriters could've done better.
Awesome to see it finally finished!
The Mesa Road is that one value in a Math or Physics problem that you need to painstakingly solve for despite not being the final answer because you need that to solve for the true answer
i just now feel like more than half of your nene translation videos always consist of nene building the ice road
I want to see an elytra vs. Mesa road race, like in DC comics when Superman races the Flash. Which granted means two people on the server, but still.....
Well, if the elytra nerfs that are in the snapshots come through... people might start to use other methods to mobilize.
@@stevepk That's a buff. No more durability decrease when flying! Firework boosts just has been nerfed a bit and won't even matter except if you usually need like 50 fireworks to travel, now you'll need 60.
@@Aryazaky No one cares about durability, if you have access to elytra then you have access to enchanting.
From what I've seen elytra are way slower when going up and the rocket's boost have been cut by half, so the only meaningful change is the nerf.
@@stevepk Rocket boost is cut by 20% or 25%. So you will need 20% more rockets, that is all. This makes lvl 3 rockets relevant. Players also most likely have a creeper farm. So materials wont be a problem. Except if the player doesn't have a stable source of gunpowder, then Elytra will still be the go to choice for travels.
(Another exception is when the player already has so many ice highways. Then Elytra is inferior. Sasuga Nene. She thinks ahead of us)
Thanks for the video!
Nene is an anti (elytra). I'm literally shaking and crying rn.
Oh, so it's finshed? I was expecting more bravado, maybe a 4 hour long company wide celebration concert. But no, it's finished, just like that.
The pinnacle of Minecraft engineering
Flashy decorations huh. That's potentially an entirely new detour.
It would've been hilarious if by the time she finished the road, everyone else already drained the resources from that mesa haha
oh hell yes that is the description I came for
Bless her heart.
It's not about efficiency. It's about making a statement.
soooo shes not gonna finish the castle
No she will, Holiday season 2022 get hype!
All hail anti-elytra faction!!!!!
THE ORANGE KNIGHTS 🍑
Ngl I had entirely forgotten about the castle Nenechi was building
she thought the travel was too long so she built high speed infrastructure
thats some conquering ceasar, american pioneer, soviet industrialist type shit right there
Nene is a complete mood
ROAD
yes
I can't believe she's still working on this thing.
If only Nene had built Mesa road in the nether. 1 block in the nether is 8 blocks in the overworld, meaning it would take an eighth of the time to build and and eighth of the time to travel down it
sometimes we do things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard
Agreed. This was a meditative experience, and besides, we'd've had only an eighth of the Maple content.
The real Messa-Mesa Roado really was the friends we made along the way.
@@billy1bob2ones3 sometimes we do things because nene's bgm drains our iq lol
Much like the other wonders of the world, its original purpose is now little more than a footnote.
What truly matters is the grandeur it exudes while attaining (or failing to attain) that purpose.
Road
Yes
1:57 lamy lawnmower impression
NENECHI KAWAII!!!
That's such a Nene solution to a Nene problem.
The answer: She's a seal
I love Nene's insane mesa road so much
Very cool translation!
I can't wait to see what absurd stuff nene decorates it with if there isn't at least one IMNENE/ ENENMI depending on which direction you are traveling I will be disappointed
Six months for 90 minutes to reach the mesa biome.
Nene did this over not being good at using an elytra.
It truly lives up to being the A-MESA-ing Mesa roaf.
this clip is peak Nene energy
One day. You suddenly think to yourself. Why am I building a gigantic ice road?
The samurai has no goal. Only the path.
This is basically the enthusiasm of the American railway industry..
row ah doe. yes
There's should be MindBreak tag here somewhere
What the hell did I just read in the video description...???
Lmao what the hell
Reminder: The Mesa road was built in the Resource Server and not in thr HoloServer. As I've always heard from past streams, the Resource Server resets or something to that effect idk
Botan told Nene this but she still built it anyways. Two of Nene's major builds are in Resource Servers so . . . inevitable pien?
Kiara showing Nene her ice road in the HoloEN Server: This is my pride.
Nene showing Kiara her ice road in the HoloServer: This is my everything.
man. I hope the server management is kind enough to save those chunks and world edit them back in lmao
Nene is suffering from the sunk cost fallacy
It's the same with current railroads. They can take years to finish, just for saving some minutes in people's daily travels.
Nene will become Japan railway group next CEO
Damn... She DID forget about her castle...
When the side quest is longer than main quest
In her own cute way, Nene has gone hollow.
imagine that someone build a nether gate right there and the way 10 time shorter than the road...
Castles are temporary, infrastructure is eternal.
3:14 at some point hololive will need to upgrade the server even more. Im curious if one day they would be playing modded minecraft
Nene-nihilism: The road means nothing, so the road means everything.
Nene getting Elytra : Nice! Now I don't need to build the stupid Mesa Road!
Nene then zenloss Elytra : Meh! Elytra is stupid anyway
Also Nene : Ah? So it's Road, not Rode?
*Instead of correcting back the wrong signboard, add new signboard below it* ROAD, yes
She literally build a track for an ICE train
Ah...rode...
That takes me back...
...
and forth... XD
I missed quite a lot of streams so I kinda thought she finished the castle and moved onto the messa road, but now I see I was gravely mistaken
I already forgot about Nene's sagrada familia tbh
NENE MESARODE is the largest build on the server. There's tower of babelchama and Big Yagoo, so it's a server where people care about building things for sheer scale, but nothing matches Nene.
Wasn’t she trying to build a castle first? LOLLL
Remember when Nenechi remodeled the beach when she got some sand? I was worried that would turn into something like this. How wrong I was. This is what turned into something like this.
She would've been great for the Silk Road
Haha 😂 ice road go nyooom
MESSA
MESA
RODE
...
ROAD
yes
Congratulations on finishing mesa mesa road.until that day pekora showed up at that point she had finished the ice road if i remember correctly but no guard rails yet we have come a long way. o7 otsukare
BRUH THE DESCRIPTION
the speed she achieves is amazing. but i thought ice blocks turned into a water block if they werent placed in a snow biome?
I kind of feel personally attacked by the description story.
the bgm slowly decreasing IQ
I like how she didn't correct "rode" on her already existing sign, but instead put another sign with "road yes".