Ririka and Ao can't figure out why no one wants to show up to their cringe-ass call-in stream
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- Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024
- hololive's Ao Hiodoshi and Ririka Ichijou pay the piper by playing princess.
Original stream: www.youtube.co...
@HiodoshiAo
@IchijouRirika
‘Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the cringiest of them all? Oh, is that so? Did you hear that, Ao!? The mirror just called you cringe!’
‘I am not the one talking to inanimate objects, Lady Ririka. Cringe. Now, unless your self-obsession truly knows no bounds, may I make use of the mirror? I haven’t seen my reflection in five whole seconds and it’s giving me conniptions.’
‘Calm down. You look the same as you always have.’
‘That is to say, handsome, correct?’
‘That’s not the word I’d use, but sure.’
‘What word would you use, dare I ask?’
‘Mm, I dunno…Crusty, I guess?’
‘Crusty? You’re telling me I look… …crusty?’
‘Yeah, like you didn’t get enough sleep. Or you did your make-up wrong. Or you went on another champagne bender and passed out in a sewage ditch past the witching hour and woke up after being cursed with premature old age by a crone passing by in the night. You know… Crusty.’
‘I was not aware the word “crusty” was the greatest insult in the English language.’
‘It’s not. Being called “Ao” is.’
‘Lady Ririka.’
‘Yes?’
‘There is an ancient Buddhist Japanese proverb I once read about.’
‘You can read?’
‘Hotoke no kao mo sando, is the phrase. Do you know what it means?’
‘I haven’t the slightest clue what it means and even less interest in finding out.’
‘It means, “you mess with the Buddha, you get the horns”.’
‘Don’t you mean “bull”?’
‘Pardon?’
‘You know. Like, “You mess with the bull, you get the horns”.’
‘What do bulls have to do with anything I just said?’
‘What does the Buddha?’
‘The Buddha’s got the horns!’
‘I thought you said I’d get the horns!’
‘Only if you mess with him!’
‘But I’m not messing with anyone!’
‘You’re messing with ME!’
‘So?’
‘Lady Ririka.’
‘Yes?’
‘I have just about had it with your chicanery.’
‘Oh yeah? And what’re you gonna do about it?’
‘I demand satisfaction.’
‘Don’t we all?’
‘Don’t spout vagaries at me as though I were some hot-headed bovine that can be calmed down with the right word softly spoken and a scratch behind the ear.’
‘Whatever you say… Handsome.’
‘Lady Ririka, I am your servant. Use me, abuse me, do what you will with me. I live to please your ladyship and nothing more.’
‘You wish to please me?’
‘More than anything.’
‘Then you can please me by not being here.’
‘And where should I be instead, my Shining Star?’
‘I dunno. Try the pig pen.’
‘Yes, my Love. Or, should I say, oink-oink, my Sow.’
‘What did you just call me?’
‘Uhh. Oh! Look at the time. That mud isn’t gonna roll in itself. I had better be off.’
‘Yeah, you better.’
‘Too-de-loo! Or, should I say, too-de-oink.’
‘Get out.’
![Hajime and Ririka stayed over at Ao's and are annoyed she kept them up all night [ReGLOSS]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hsyhrdDG46c/mqdefault.jpg)
Princess who reads gyaru manga and prince(ess) who wants to be cool
If being obtuse was a sport they would be five time Olympic gold medalists.
I just noticed Ao put drills next to her head lmao
I thought she poorly photoshopped a chair behind lol
Oooohhh, I was trying to figure out what the hell they were, it looked like a poorly photoshopped headdress or something, like they forgot to cut that part out of the clipart and tacked Ao’s head on anyways
I took a solid minute to realize it too lmao
I wish there were more clips of this stream. Hearing them laugh the entire hour was so much fun. Thanks for the clip!
I plan to do one more! I want to do the part where they take turns reading a blurb in Princess-speak, and when it comes to Ririka's turn, the first words out of her mouth are 'O fuck, desuwa'. And then it gets worse from there.
@@MapleLeafTranslations I can't wait. Thank you!
@@MapleLeafTranslations looool
The description is amazing, and the subtitles are exquisite as well. Seeing them half-heartedly trying to speak "high class" Japanese is the best lol
Comedian gen lol.
weren't they also separated from hololive jp proper specifically so they could focus on singing and not live streaming? 😂
Always a pleasent reading the brainrot perfection in the descriptions.
Ao can't catch a break anywhere, even in fanfiction.
the water bottle cap sound is knocking me OUT oh my god
"This is nothing to o-ho-ho about!"
LOL these two really went all in and I love that.
😂😂😂😂
The very best of Hololive will always be them just being total idiots with each other.
They're so adorkable
-desu wa
Haughty Ririka hits different
Why do I get the feeling that Ririka is going to become an expert in stream call-ins with zero success and it will be absolutely hilarious every time? In any case, she and Ao together are really a beautiful duo of comedians.🤣
Great clip and I love the description.
love watching them just have fun
Only Maple Leaf could write dialog like this. How do you even do it? How does one become such a master of the english language?
Lots and lots of practice
Being banned from AO3 brings out the best in our desperation.
(Note: I don’t know if any country has banned access to AO3 nor do I know if channel owner lives in such a country. I’m just saying that possibility makes for a ggrreeat breakfast cereal.”)
All you have to do is write 250,000 words of original do-not-steal™ hololive fanfiction over a three year period, alongside half a dozen terrible novels, two of which you have the gall to publish. However, before any of that, you must get two -- count 'em, TWO -- useless liberal arts degrees so that you have something to stoke the barrel fire with when winter comes. Oh, and drink lots of orange juice.
I also like studying the scripts of TV shows like Deadwood and The Bear or any show with snappy, sometimes explosive dialogue.
@@MapleLeafTranslations Do you have a philosophy degree? I sometimes see you refer to continental philosophers in your fan fics.
@@orbitalvagabond7371 I have a BA and an MA in philosophy. Please feel free to laugh at me.
A perfect oshi must be a little bit cringe
I just rewatched this and I noticed that Ao's hair is not a drill but a literal tornado.
Incredible
it was a fun stream! 😂
what a clip title lol
Kanata: First time?
this stream had such incredible ririka laughs
Brooo that vid desc is sooo damn funny😂😂😂always love to read them. Editing is good too btw
Damn i haven´t really watched the regloss gen, but i would love to see more of this stream with subtitles
maple the GOAT
if ririka reads this video's description, i'd be willing to pay just to see her reaction lol
What the hell is going on with the Description.. 😂
So based on
I'd say that the way Lady Riri sounded while munching on that bottle cap is hot, but I'm also concerned because she's munching on a bottle cap...
Oh, and by the way...
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And right before Ao opened the front door on her way to yet another exile born of fawning, there was a knocking.
"Pizza delivery!" called a muffled man's voice.
Ao's eyes brightened as she reached for the door, which was then opened to reveal a tan, muscular, and bespectacled man with two boxes of pizza.
"It's Mister Pooperia!" the self-proclaimed handsome princess exclaimed to her day's extra joy...though the way his eyes widened at her threw her off. "What? Never seen a handsome princess before?"
"Did Ririka have you wear that?" he asked back, fingers on his glasses as he blinked and focused at Ao's dress.
"Yes, and she called me handsome!" Ao confirmed while puffing her chest out.
At that, the pizzeria owner who also personally delivered phoned orders as a workout let out a sigh of relief. "I see. For a while there, I thought you went off the deep end."
"Thank you, thank you," Ao preened. "Now give me that pizza. I'll be pigging out."
"Wouldn't that be cannibalism?" the pizza man tried to joke, only to find the door shut on his face.
Arurandeisu could only let out a chuckle there.
"Yeah, she still has her marbles, alright."
Wait what is the giant dialogue in the description a reference to?
Maple writes stories of their own invention in most of their descriptions, go back and look.
@@Shoeboxjeddy For some reason it gave me strong waiting for godot vibes