Defunctland: The History of the Terrifying Splash Mountain Predecessor, Tales of the Okefenokee

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Defunctland
    @Defunctland  5 лет назад +3792

    Hey everyone! Hope you liked the video! Small correction. The new ride at Six Flags Over Georgia is called Monster Mansion not Monster House, which I knew but for some reason failed to say correctly. Have a great weekend!

    • @thatblindgamer726
      @thatblindgamer726 5 лет назад +16

      Where did you get ride music from?

    • @ocean4alex1
      @ocean4alex1 5 лет назад +39

      You should for sure consider making an episode about the abandoned Wizard of Oz theme park in North Carolina

    • @sonic23233
      @sonic23233 5 лет назад +10

      I did not like that monster ride

    • @piemanpie2424
      @piemanpie2424 5 лет назад +21

      I was weirdly thinking about Monster House earlier today...
      There’s a joke in it where a character thinks that the “uvula” is a part of the vagina. Written by Dan Harmon. Kinda great, lowkey.

    • @NichoMania2
      @NichoMania2 5 лет назад +4

      Are you thinking of adding the entirety of the world of Sid and Marty Krofft to the Defunctland game?

  • @raggedyanarchist
    @raggedyanarchist 5 лет назад +7870

    Oh those teenagers and their...
    unwavering interest in the works of Joel Chandler Harris.

    • @scotcarr3390
      @scotcarr3390 5 лет назад +125

      Yeah, yeah, I agree! Heck I read "Penthouse" for its groundbreaking journalism too!

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 5 лет назад +14

      @Ruby Doomsday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💗

    • @Ground40015
      @Ground40015 5 лет назад +3

      Ruby Doomsday 🤣👌

    • @RakoonCD
      @RakoonCD 5 лет назад +12

      Hey, I'm one of them.

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 5 лет назад +8

      FunkySlash65 Argh! You bastard!!

  • @TheClauwman
    @TheClauwman 5 лет назад +3953

    I just wanted pause the video to say, that "the singing carrot went up in flames" is my new favorite collection of words.

    • @TurtleBacon
      @TurtleBacon 4 года назад +73

      I just realized how funny that actually sounds I've been laughing for a minute straight muttering it to myself.

    • @erin8133
      @erin8133 4 года назад +10

      Hahaha I actually snorted.

    • @BOYVIRGO666
      @BOYVIRGO666 4 года назад +6

      Its such a word salad

    • @RFD1996
      @RFD1996 4 года назад +4

      So much for saving the Rabbit

    • @vavavoodoo
      @vavavoodoo 4 года назад +10

      The flaming carrot eventually got it's own comic book. Yes, it's true! And it won an Eisner award.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaming_Carrot_Comics

  • @SodaVampire
    @SodaVampire 5 лет назад +3084

    Those carrots are awful, but they must have been absolutely horrifying to see engulfed in flames.

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 5 лет назад +331

      Now I'm picturing their audio getting warped as well, as their eyes stare out from the flames.

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 5 лет назад +137

      @@veryberry39 WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IMAGE INTO MY HEAD

    • @viddork
      @viddork 5 лет назад +112

      I suppose it depends on whether you prefer your carrots cooked or raw.

    • @christopherjunkins
      @christopherjunkins 5 лет назад +18

      LMAO! OMG that would be TRUELY horrifying!

    • @southy98
      @southy98 5 лет назад +18

      Welcome to the gates of hell.

  • @SolarBeamScotty
    @SolarBeamScotty 2 года назад +4167

    In the early 2000s, I was waiting in line for Splash Mountain with my family, and I suddenly realised I had no idea what it had to do with Disney. So I asked my dad, "What movie is this from?" Completely unprompted, a nearby worker butt in and told me, "There is no movie." Once we had shuffled away a little, my dad leaned over and whispered that it absolutely does.

    • @CosplayCore
      @CosplayCore 2 года назад +388

      Why does that make me wanna show up in a light salmon shirt, wearing either fox ears or rabbit ears to a Disney park… like “I DARE you CMs to tell me my outfit isn’t showing references to ANY of your company’s films”… lol

    • @agoo7581
      @agoo7581 2 года назад +69

      Yeah. That didn't happen bud.

    • @char_shine
      @char_shine 2 года назад +373

      @@agoo7581 wow you're so smart. You seem to know everything about everything.

    • @poppythedogofwonders
      @poppythedogofwonders 2 года назад +272

      @@agoo7581 Cleary you are a psychic so powerful you can read minds and tell if people are lying even through the internet! Astounding! You should get a tv show!
      Yeah, the story absolutely could've happened, it ain't that wild you r/IamVerySmart mascot.

    • @ajvark
      @ajvark 2 года назад +157

      I asked my parents where Zip a Dee Doo Dah came from, and they said it was from "Song of the South," but did not explain anything else about the movie.

  • @MidwaytoMainStreet
    @MidwaytoMainStreet 5 лет назад +4592

    I don't know Kevin, I didn't see any problem with that Splash Mountain marketing campaign. Seemed pretty hip and radical to me.

  • @baileyhagen8754
    @baileyhagen8754 4 года назад +3673

    Imagine going on Splash Mountain and seeing an animatronic of Tom Hanks there just chilling

    • @procrastinator99
      @procrastinator99 2 года назад +18

      LMAO

    • @scoopishere7881
      @scoopishere7881 2 года назад +84

      Superstar Limo II

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 2 года назад +27

      the only thing that would make that more surreal is if it had a voice recording of him reading out his tweets from when he got that early days COVID

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 2 года назад +2

      I would love that

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +3

      It would become a target and quickly get destroyed weekly
      just me...?

  • @a.a.g.h.1679
    @a.a.g.h.1679 5 лет назад +4742

    Every time Eisner’s son and his ‘tubular’ tastes are brought up I can feel my soul leaving my body

    • @posthumanoid
      @posthumanoid 4 года назад +149

      ZIP ZIP! ZIP ZIP!

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 4 года назад +85

      M. P. Barnett my sleep paralysis demon makes this sound when I fall asleep while watching defunctland

    • @ldobehardcore
      @ldobehardcore 4 года назад +42

      the 1990s were just as bad as now.

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 4 года назад +37

      ldobehardcore I think that this is true with plenty of decades too- some people don’t realize how bad some things are until things change and we have hindsight, ya know?

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 4 года назад +26

      bruhh the fuckin 80s song they put in there...hahahaha

  • @lostuser6410
    @lostuser6410 Год назад +613

    It’s pretty incredible that we have footage and audio of the six flags ride, especially considering how old it is

  • @MaddieB
    @MaddieB 5 лет назад +8015

    As yes, my favorite amusement park sections, Fantasyland, Tomorrowland, and....Confederateland

    • @frzstat
      @frzstat 4 года назад +303

      Six Flags had themed sections represented by one of the flags; Spanish, French, British, Confederate etc. The rides, dining and attractions were themed as well (sort of.) Even the employee uniforms were themed at first, but this required a uniform change if someone working in French needed to be sent to work in another section (Spanish or British for example.)

    • @Elizabeth-lv5dj
      @Elizabeth-lv5dj 4 года назад +211

      y i k e s

    • @ediodimacaroni
      @ediodimacaroni 4 года назад +569

      "Mommy, mommy! Can I take a picture with the slaves?"

    • @Elizabeth-lv5dj
      @Elizabeth-lv5dj 4 года назад +43

      Ediodi Macaroni Oh heck

    • @TheSolarWolf
      @TheSolarWolf 4 года назад +104

      George Washington
      Rather deal with that then kissing the asses of the landed and wealthy racialist aristocracy.

  • @acerumble
    @acerumble 3 года назад +3151

    "This resulted in a very bizarre marketing campaign for Splash Mountain, especially in retrospect"
    *32 seconds of sheer insanity*
    "Two more Splash Mountains would open..."

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 2 года назад +54

      Man. You were right.

    • @belacickekl7579
      @belacickekl7579 2 года назад +44

      Oh goodness, that may be almost as bad as the Star Wars Holiday Special. Ouch.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 2 года назад +108

      Something intended to appeal to teenagers, created by someone who has absolutely no idea what appeals to teenagers.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 года назад +98

      ...was that a hip-hop remix of Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah mixed with rapping about Splash Mountain? Was that what boomers thought was hip in the late 80's?

    • @CosplayCore
      @CosplayCore 2 года назад +9

      @@timothymclean
      It wasn’t just the boomers… I’m a millennial and my age range thought rap was the coolest (not me though)…

  • @agisuru
    @agisuru 2 года назад +535

    The pink rabbit at the end telling you to "hurry back" and to "be sure to bring your death certificate" was a weird touch, but definitely finished up a classic ride

    • @spotlightanimation6719
      @spotlightanimation6719 3 месяца назад +1

      My friend told me about that. I genuinely thought she made it up.

  • @WarriorWildhead1337
    @WarriorWildhead1337 5 лет назад +628

    If yall put that bunny saying "Bye, now, and hurry back, you hear?" at the very end after the credits I think I'd have pissed myself in fright.

    • @8lavenderrose8
      @8lavenderrose8 5 лет назад +18

      They've changed it to monster mansion, she(a monster) still says it though

    • @Lifesizemortal
      @Lifesizemortal 5 лет назад

      now you just have to lie about hate crimes to get acclaim. turn the world right side up and its still upside down

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад +8

      @@Lifesizemortal what?

  • @tomcat7400
    @tomcat7400 4 года назад +5892

    because nothing screams romance like kissing in a dark room filled with robot rabbits.

    • @lilithwills812
      @lilithwills812 4 года назад +192

      That's hormones. Who can blame 'em, really?

    • @russellloomis4376
      @russellloomis4376 4 года назад +110

      If you didn't do that as a teenage then boy did yo miss out.

    • @WAVY8OR
      @WAVY8OR 4 года назад +85

      And burning carrots.

    • @Faxtail
      @Faxtail 4 года назад +60

      Nothing turns me on more than attempted rabbit murder

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 3 года назад +59

      Don't kink shame me!

  • @Oceanatornowk
    @Oceanatornowk 5 лет назад +2108

    I gotta say the mid roll ads not interrupting you mid sentence is small, but really goes to show the professionalism of the production. So many videos have ads in the middle of someone talking.

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket 5 лет назад +141

      If it weren't for shows like this, I'd have just assumed that it's not possible for uploaders to control when the midrolls show up, or even whether they do at all. Just goes to show how lazy 90% of RUclipsrs are.

    • @Bubbles2cute4u
      @Bubbles2cute4u 5 лет назад +8

      Isaac Kwon my biggest gripe!!

    • @toddsoren
      @toddsoren 5 лет назад +20

      I have RUclips Premium. I don’t say that to brag or something, but because I have completely forgotten about ads until I saw your comment.

    • @MeganMcIntosh
      @MeganMcIntosh 5 лет назад +33

      I always wondered if creators can control when the ad plays. It's super annoying when they cut in mid-sentence. If and when I monetize my content, I will make sure the ads are at nice break points! Also, it means I am 95% more likely to watch the ad if it doesn't break in at a super annoying moment.

    • @moistasshole6958
      @moistasshole6958 5 лет назад +1

      Yea i really hat when they do dont lay a finger on my better butterfinger

  • @michaeldavis7767
    @michaeldavis7767 Год назад +399

    To be a set designer that day…
    I can imagine that convo… “the carrots are gone boss.”
    “The show must go on! Get the watermelon boys! We can save it yet!”

    • @alyxg2764
      @alyxg2764 Год назад +15

      “Well what happened to the carrots?”
      “…spontaneous combustion”

  • @ghastlyghifin4029
    @ghastlyghifin4029 5 лет назад +5349

    I find it hilarious that one of Disney's most well-known attractions gets its name from a horrible Micheal Eisner suggestion.

    • @RacingVagabond
      @RacingVagabond 5 лет назад +508

      Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 5 лет назад +271

      @@RacingVagabond The story of Eisner's career in a nutshell.

    • @awefawn7793
      @awefawn7793 5 лет назад +350

      Seemed like all that man did was either AMAZING or ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE. what a stressful time to love the company

    • @yrobtsvt
      @yrobtsvt 5 лет назад +125

      Not only horrible... it's named after a completely forgettable and forgotten B-movie!

    • @BlueGuy98
      @BlueGuy98 5 лет назад +157

      CeCe Meyer Some days he brought us the Disney Animation Renaissance or Splash Mountain, and other days he brought us Superstar Limo

  • @castlefactory8682
    @castlefactory8682 5 лет назад +1555

    18:08 Kevin pretending he forgot Michael Eisner

    • @cesartorres6249
      @cesartorres6249 5 лет назад +105

      *wishing

    • @Phantomsangel
      @Phantomsangel 5 лет назад +31

      Woah who's that guy? He looks like an asshole rofl

    • @n0kt0h45
      @n0kt0h45 5 лет назад +10

      @@Phantomsangel yup. He tried cutting costs in the worst way possible.

    • @GODCONVOYPRIME
      @GODCONVOYPRIME 5 лет назад +7

      Still better than bob Iger

    • @marteenyo
      @marteenyo 5 лет назад +7

      @@GODCONVOYPRIME delusional

  • @ky6734
    @ky6734 5 лет назад +1873

    "Splash Mountain: Emphasis On The SPLASH STARRING TOM HANKS AND DARRYL HANNAH" is maybe the worst Michael Eisner suggestion i have ever goddamn heard.

    • @FreeTheTrolls
      @FreeTheTrolls 5 лет назад +19

      Kiely Fong right?! Bless his heart!

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 5 лет назад +42

      True but the other name was bit of a tounge twister, I do admit.

    • @MezThorbonizer
      @MezThorbonizer 5 лет назад +19

      Somewhere close to that suggestion is naming an actual NHL hockey team after a lame kids movie. At least the Splash suggestion was never used. =P

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 5 лет назад +42

      Kiely Fong In an alternate universe there is a version of the ride that randomly an animatronic of Madison just in the water

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 5 лет назад +3

      @@spookyrosev6467 One animatronic closer to Darryl Hannah Reich

  • @lorddrayvon1426
    @lorddrayvon1426 2 года назад +1441

    Jesus, the amount of times Michael Eisner appears in this series, you'd think he was some comical secretive anime mastermind who keeps announcing his evil intentions but everyone's too stupid to realise it. Michael Eisner; the guy you go to when you want to waste money.

    • @DLAbaoaqu
      @DLAbaoaqu Год назад +29

      That’s nothing compared to Bob Iger.

    • @carolusrex5213
      @carolusrex5213 Год назад +2

      @@DLAbaoaqu z zali z x dsz

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid Год назад +9

      @@DLAbaoaqu You think Iger's bad, look at Chapek...

    • @kerrid5717
      @kerrid5717 Год назад +17

      Something about not having the Disney name and being in control of Disney leads to very poor decisions being made LMAO

    • @alyxg2764
      @alyxg2764 Год назад +1

      He’s the Stan Lee of defunctland

  • @ChiefScarneck
    @ChiefScarneck 4 года назад +4111

    Rewatching this after the announcement Splash Mountain is being rebranded to a Princess and the Frog ride. Can't wait til Splash Mountain gets its own Defunctland video now.

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 4 года назад +99

      It won't be defunct, it's just getting re-skinned

    • @ChiefScarneck
      @ChiefScarneck 4 года назад +440

      @@nowandaround312 Kevin's talked about reskinned rides on Defunctland before, like Paris' Space Mountain and Superstar Limo.
      Heck, Tales of the Okefenokee was reskinned too.

    • @moonlghtknght
      @moonlghtknght 4 года назад +551

      Eh, let's be honest though, after 30 years, it needs a rebranding, and "Princess and the Frog" needs more attention anyway. You barely hear about it and that's a travesty.

    • @odetoami
      @odetoami 4 года назад +96

      Yea same but I am sad that splash mountain is going.Maybe not the physical ride but the theme and song.I mean I haven’t been to Disney since 2018 so I Hope splash mountain doesn’t close til 2021 cause tron is coming so it will be crowded so they should keep it open 😔

    • @jakelm4256
      @jakelm4256 4 года назад +236

      @@nowandaround312 The skin of a Disney ride is 99% of the ride. The rides themselves stripped down are uninteresting. It's the themes that yield the immersion factor and why Disneyland is so wildly loved. So re-skinning it is by all accounts "defuncting" it.

  • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
    @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 4 года назад +4290

    "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Da was considered the Walt Disney Company's national anthem"
    *When You Wish Upon A Star Has Left The Chat*

    • @Elizabeth-lv5dj
      @Elizabeth-lv5dj 4 года назад +5

      sebastian banguis 10/10

    • @cup0cakeyz
      @cup0cakeyz 4 года назад +20

      Both kind of fit that name tho

    • @andyblargextra
      @andyblargextra 4 года назад +166

      *Splash Mountain getting replaced by Princess and the Frog*
      *When You Wish Upon A Star Has Entered The Chat*

    • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
      @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 4 года назад +1

      @@andyblargextra Yeah I guess you do that.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 4 года назад +23

      Both of them were prominently featured in the theme music for *Wonderful World of Disney* throughout the 1970s and 1980s, but it was the earlier song that became the logo song in 1985, and that sealed it.

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 5 лет назад +3160

    I can imagine when the carrots were on the fire the employees were like "Oh no... how terrible... I'll put it out asap... I just have to finish my lunch first."

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 4 года назад +247

      Hey legally speaking their entitled to that hour and goddamit they’re going to take that whole hour

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 года назад +95

      Yah the employees probably hated the ride and those carrots are nightmare inducing I may never sleep again without a AK-47

    • @mango8616
      @mango8616 4 года назад +112

      Imagine how much more horrific they must've looked while they were on fire.

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 года назад +34

      @@mango8616 how about I don't I already can't sleep because of them

    • @masonterry2285
      @masonterry2285 4 года назад +8

      As some one who frequents SFOG that is totally how it would happen

  • @objectjon9015
    @objectjon9015 3 года назад +335

    The only thing creepier than those singing carrots is the thought of one of them on fire while still singing, which looks like it may have been the case

    • @MsAileenValentine
      @MsAileenValentine Год назад +4

      I just thought of that scene from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory where those animatronics catch on fire while they’re singing.

  • @MichaelHaneline
    @MichaelHaneline 4 года назад +742

    You left out that the Bre'r Rabbit tales were adapted by the slaves from tales of Anansi the Spider that they brought with them from Ghana. This is particularly relevant when you bring up the "tar baby", which you seemed to credit to Joel Chandler Harris's imagination, but is in fact from a story where Anansi makes a doll out of sticky rubber tree gum to trap Mmoatia (a fairy).

    • @zadinal
      @zadinal 3 года назад +36

      That is incredibly interesting thought.

    • @TheCaliforniaHP
      @TheCaliforniaHP 2 года назад +3

      True

    • @Motleydoll123
      @Motleydoll123 Год назад +20

      Indeed. i imagine things like bre'r rabbit and the rest of the tales were a kind of compilation of the various stories and folktales from africa and then rerooted in equivalent material. since sticky rubber gum trees are not actually common or native to the american south, the solution was a substance that could be sticky and familiar to the audience at the time. Tar was that solution. Joel Chandler harris probably could not forsee how his work would become controversial in the ways that he did, but i imagine that he was trying to genuinely adapt the stories that he had heard in his own way, but like plenty of storytellers that came before, he changed things to fit his style and understanding better. I am probably wrong about a few things, but i don't believe he had malice in his heart when he was adapting the tales. certainly unlike some people who have adapted storied over the years. maybe that is why the characters and the songs have been as timeless as they are. because there is a kernal of that timeless magic that is born of genuine love.

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid Год назад

      @@Motleydoll123 To be specific, yeah, the stories were basically the slaves' way of telling Anansi stories without getting whipped for it. The slaves who told Joel Chandler Harris the stories were also some of the only people who ever showed him kindness, as he was literally an Irish bastard, and we all know how Americans treated the Irish and illegitimate kids in the 1800s. Harris compiled the stories and made the Uncle Remus character to preserve the stories and those who told them, right down to the vernacular the slaves spoke in.
      And now people who have no idea what they're talking about call it racist and are celebrating the replacement of a ride based on the cartoon segments of a movie inspired by preservation of African culture with a ride based on a movie written by four white men based loosely on a European fairytale and whose black leads spend over 90% of their screentime as frogs.

    • @Motleydoll123
      @Motleydoll123 Год назад +7

      @@ElFreakinCid yeah. strange how these things work. people remember it, and disney will happily reuse the songs, but they are strongly against acknowledging their own film and will try to memory hole it like that will somehow work... forgetting that thanks to the internet, people can and will make sure the film is preserved forever in memory. lets hope one day disney decides to acknowledge it and has the courage to release it. it will recieve attacks, it will recieve hate, but you should not pretend it didn't exist. hell, it could even get some fans, as people see with eyes unclouded. this was not the only adaptation of uncle remus, though compared to how disney pulled it and hid it, the animated film 'coonskin' by ralph Bakshi stood up in the face of the attacks on it, battered bruised and bloody, but still standing defiantly. and that film was way more provocative in how it handled its material.

  • @thesnipingnerd
    @thesnipingnerd 4 года назад +1000

    Everyone watching Defunctland:"say the line, Kevin!"
    Kevin:"a man named...Micheal Eisner"
    Everyone:"yaaaaaaaaay!"

  • @alisonmcclain2921
    @alisonmcclain2921 5 лет назад +691

    That promotional rap dance monstrosity will give me nightmares. Great job Kevin!

    • @Doubledare1andahalf
      @Doubledare1andahalf 5 лет назад +12

      More than the Okefenokee animatronics?

    • @Teverell
      @Teverell 5 лет назад +5

      @Maintenance Renegade The music - or a lot of it!! - is still pretty good today. Song-and-dance routines and the fashions... Not so much!
      And I wasn't even a teen back then, only a pre-teen.

    • @jacoblyman9441
      @jacoblyman9441 5 лет назад +8

      A segment of the rap was incorporated in the Zip A Dee Doo Da segment on the "Disneyland Fun Sing A Long Songs" video...

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 5 лет назад +1

      @Maintenance Renegade Couldn't that apply to a number of decades though, even our own?

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 5 лет назад

      @Maintenance Renegade You're ignoring a lot.

  • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
    @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 4 года назад +2497

    Everybody gangsta till the singing carrot catches fire.

    • @SaraH-il8lb
      @SaraH-il8lb 4 года назад +5

      Western Ohio Interurban History 😂😂😂😂

    • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
      @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 3 года назад +33

      OH SHIT OH FUCK THE CARROTS ARE ON FIRE OH NO

    • @melatoninqueen6914
      @melatoninqueen6914 3 года назад +33

      *notices burning carrot*
      Some underpaid teenager: uh, Steve the carrots are on fire again

    • @carterdunlap9957
      @carterdunlap9957 2 года назад +1

      OR WHEN THE MR FOX CULT IS DEMANDING THAT THE DARK HARVEST BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @pastpatour
      @pastpatour 2 года назад +15

      As if the singing carrots weren't horrifying enough on their own

  • @PapiDoesIt
    @PapiDoesIt 5 лет назад +1519

    I was one of those teenagers who enjoyed the dark secluded place to... enjoy the tales of Joel Chandler Harris.

    • @desertguy1362
      @desertguy1362 4 года назад +39

      is it make out or we talking second base lol honestly i am not sure where he was heading with it?

    • @elizabethking6009
      @elizabethking6009 4 года назад +102

      @meanybean I want to know how on Earth that atmosphere could be considered even SOMEWHAT sexy 😂😂

    • @eiffiedarkness649
      @eiffiedarkness649 3 года назад +2

      Oof

    • @pinkchampagne5528
      @pinkchampagne5528 3 года назад +40

      @meanybean but.. how did they finish in time and not be heard by the other riders?

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 года назад +3

      @@pinkchampagne5528 idk, maybe they went earlier in the morning/ late at night, where there would be far less guests

  • @acedaryl2
    @acedaryl2 5 лет назад +429

    Thumbs up for "parliament of owls". Way to get the terminology correct.

  • @gayplasma
    @gayplasma 5 лет назад +10461

    "Disney's CEO at the time, a man named Michael Eisner..."
    *straps on my seatbelt*

    • @StompyRoA
      @StompyRoA 4 года назад +100

      Riolupai but will it be the wildest ride in the wilderness?

    • @Kijikun
      @Kijikun 4 года назад +66

      Curse his name.

    • @bigboyjones8299
      @bigboyjones8299 4 года назад +34

      Why you in a car

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 4 года назад +181

      An Eisner episode is ALWAYS going to be a trip

    • @SpadePyro
      @SpadePyro 4 года назад +252

      Eisner somehow both saved and destroyed Disney simultaneously. It’s kinda impressive

  • @postallyheidi5821
    @postallyheidi5821 5 лет назад +501

    Bobby Driscoll (the little boy shown in Song of the South) later went on to voice Peter Pan in the original animated film! He also acted out every scene for animation reference

    • @landerstyle100
      @landerstyle100 5 лет назад +24

      died terribly too shame

    • @Elizabeth-lv5dj
      @Elizabeth-lv5dj 4 года назад +1

      Oh that’s really cool

    • @elisabethb.131
      @elisabethb.131 4 года назад +60

      And after voicing Peter Pan he was unceremoniously dumped by Disney because he had acne. Which led to him becoming an addict, and ending at age 31 as an unidentified corpse in a dark New York city alley. Hollywoods first of many broken childstars, and they have learned nothing.

    • @lonelyscarygirl
      @lonelyscarygirl 3 года назад +3

      @@elisabethb.131 That's horrifying. I would have died too in his place, I'm acne ridden and I'm 24

  • @ZGryphon
    @ZGryphon 3 года назад +175

    It would never have occurred to me that Splash Mountain's name had anything to do with the movie. I can't help but love the fact that it's the perfect name for the ride _completely by accident._

  • @welcometomylives
    @welcometomylives 5 лет назад +834

    Oh god some of the Tales of the Okefenokee models are terrifying.

    • @dizzy.melodies
      @dizzy.melodies 5 лет назад +76

      You mean *ALL* of them?

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 5 лет назад +92

      @@dizzy.melodies Five Nights at Tales of the Okefenokee

    • @TeriLynn923
      @TeriLynn923 5 лет назад +6

      @@autobotstarscream765 ha ha ha good one! Terrifying!

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 5 лет назад +2

      @@TeriLynn923 Thanks! :)

    • @TeriLynn923
      @TeriLynn923 5 лет назад +41

      @@autobotstarscream765 Those carrots are especially frightening.

  • @stormcloudsabound
    @stormcloudsabound 4 года назад +2880

    2:53 "[Harris] felt that he had a connection with the enslaved people, because of the hardship he had endured for the way he looked and sounded--despite, in reality, their plights being incomparable in every sense of the word."
    Fucking nailed it, my guy.

    • @alias3660
      @alias3660 4 года назад +301

      I found that part hilarious for some reason. The dry delivery by Kevin is perfect.

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 4 года назад +104

      It’s almost cute in its naïveté

    • @eiffiedarkness649
      @eiffiedarkness649 3 года назад +392

      Still it's sweet and I think its a good way of thinking especially at that time like oh maybe we all aren't that different after all, he saw them as people, like him and that made me smile like I think relating to others and empathy is a big part of unity
      But yeah obviusly was a huge difference in hardship between like HUGE CONTRAST

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 3 года назад +123

      @@eiffiedarkness649 unfortunately most of these comments are by 15 year old woke intellectuals who think they know everything, and don't understand that different eras have different values. Having slaves was normal for the western world at that point. Being a good person and sympathetic to slaves was not. Someone can still be a good person and display good moral fiber while participating in a system that is overall immoral, because societal values change over time.

    • @spoonsrattling
      @spoonsrattling 3 года назад +62

      @@Flowtail eh id say they way it turned out was quite well. he could have ended up like any other southern author at the time but his connection with the slaves lead to a prominent abolitionist in the south. which id say is quite the wonderful thing

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 5 лет назад +512

    6:05 It breaks my heart James Baskett wasn't allowed to attend the premiere of a movie he starred in. I wish he could see the progress that has been made since then.

    • @ThatOneGuy0006
      @ThatOneGuy0006 5 лет назад +99

      Aledgedly, Walt was so pissed off that after his introduction speech, he left the theatre.

    • @terryaltherr2481
      @terryaltherr2481 5 лет назад +35

      It's still a damn shame he died two years after the film was released: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Baskett

    • @CutieRingoJoy
      @CutieRingoJoy 5 лет назад +5

      KolonaRulez it’s because of his poor health

    • @aomarchive9475
      @aomarchive9475 5 лет назад +37

      ​@@CutieRingoJoy Georgia was a segregated city at the time, it wasn't because of his health.

    • @dangurney1042
      @dangurney1042 5 лет назад +64

      At least he was able to accept his academy award for his role as Uncle Remus. and was the first black man to receive one. I actually did a black history month project on him in high school! It was for extra credit and I was already acing history, so I was mostly doing it because I wanted to.

  • @ZoeyChilds
    @ZoeyChilds 3 года назад +422

    I'm an Atlanta native and was born in 1986, the crazy part is I can remember them still showing us "Song of the South" on VHS in preschool. We also went on field trips to The Uncle Remus Museum...it was always unsettling.

    • @phoebelajoie5466
      @phoebelajoie5466 3 года назад +37

      How did they get a VHS of that movie? It was never on home video over here.

    • @gerardtay
      @gerardtay 2 года назад +16

      From MN and in my elementary music class around 2004 or 2005 they showed us the movie, I kid you not.

    • @CosplayCore
      @CosplayCore 2 года назад +15

      @@phoebelajoie5466
      It was probably just released in very few countries. One of which was the US. Or it might have just been released to the US and no one else at that time.

    • @phoebelajoie5466
      @phoebelajoie5466 2 года назад +2

      @@CosplayCore If there ever were legit VHS tapes over here they've long since disappeared....

    • @TheKewlPerson
      @TheKewlPerson 2 года назад

      @@CosplayCore There are none in the US

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign 5 лет назад +663

    Wow.. I thought I already knew about Song of the South, but there's more to the story than I thought.

  • @terryaltherr2481
    @terryaltherr2481 5 лет назад +1410

    "The Ride was also a favorite among teenagers looking for a dark secluded place to.... revisit the classic tales of Joel Chandler Harris"
    Riiiighhhhttttt..............

    • @WillyLee23
      @WillyLee23 5 лет назад +116

      Terry Altherr “come on baby, I wanna show you my laughing place”

    • @KeWDu
      @KeWDu 5 лет назад +26

      I would've done that too. Sounds like a real good time tbh.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 5 лет назад +13

      Terry Altherr
      Pres X to doubt

    • @BigAL68xyz
      @BigAL68xyz 5 лет назад +18

      At Six Flags Over Texas, that ride was called The Speelunker's Cave

    • @justcadince7842
      @justcadince7842 5 лет назад +34

      You know teenagers, they love the classics!

  • @jeffcunningham308
    @jeffcunningham308 5 лет назад +650

    Who else got so excited when they saw that Defunctland posted a new video. Thanks Kevin for another awesome video.

    • @Phantomsangel
      @Phantomsangel 5 лет назад

      Meeee! It was perfect for me to watch while I was Golding laundry!

    • @MrAlmindore58
      @MrAlmindore58 5 лет назад

      I sointenly was, Mon frair of hare!

    • @official_rown
      @official_rown 5 лет назад +1

      Mii

  • @FabricofTime
    @FabricofTime Год назад +205

    That Splash Mountain music video is both the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen and absurdly catchy and fun.
    Which I feel like is a super accurate description of Disney as a whole.

    • @WillCWilson
      @WillCWilson Год назад +8

      I think Joe Pesci would sum it up best:
      "What the fuck is this piece of shit?"

  • @evanredacted7977
    @evanredacted7977 5 лет назад +150

    Those carrot animitronics are already terrifying enough don't make me think of one of them glitching out and bursting into flames.

  • @djdeadbeat4380
    @djdeadbeat4380 5 лет назад +410

    Damn, that Okefenokee song is actually really catchy. It’s been stuck in my head all day

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 5 лет назад +2

      Indeed

    • @hopespeak5852
      @hopespeak5852 5 лет назад +4

      I need to download it and Another Splatoon 2 fan!

    • @djdeadbeat4380
      @djdeadbeat4380 5 лет назад +2

      Mya The Ink Demon hello there, good to see you

  • @android927
    @android927 4 года назад +3371

    Here's my 2 cents on the controversy: i think that the film should be re-released, if for no other reason than to honor the legacy of James Baskett, who became the first ever black man to win an Oscar for his performance in the film. Given the fact that the film was his last ever role before his passing in 1948, i think it would be a shame for his final performance to never again be seen.
    If Disney is too afraid to release it in it's original form, maybe they could add a disclaimer at the beginning clarifying that the film is set in the 1870s after slavery had been abolished, and that it is entirely a work of fiction and should not be taken as an accurate representation of race relations in the South during the era of reconstruction.

    • @talosheeg
      @talosheeg 4 года назад +116

      I think that's a wonderful idea!!!

    • @Whofan06
      @Whofan06 4 года назад +464

      I think Warner Bros had a really good disclaimer for some of their cartoons explaining that they were a product of their time and some of things depicted are not okay now, but to never show them again is to act as if those ideas never existed at all. I would applaud Disney for taking that kind of approach to their materials that have not aged well, and its such an old company that at some point I feel like they have a responsibility to take that stance and admit "yeah weve been around long enough that some of our cartoons were made when less than savory ideas were more common/viewed as acceptable"

    • @OGSarah
      @OGSarah 4 года назад +74

      This is really fascinating! I’m not familiar with Song of the South or even Splash Mountain. (I’ve only been to Disney twice, both times were many years ago.) but I live in the south and I often see a vehicle around town with an advert “ Song of the South on DVD” driving around. I love Hattie McDowell and would love to see her in this film if for no other reason that she is an exceptional actress and I am in awe of her work.

    • @DUSTINODELLOFFICIAL
      @DUSTINODELLOFFICIAL 4 года назад +193

      @@Whofan06 This will never happen because it is tantamount to Disney admitting they were racist at some point in history, which they will never do. But yes, agreed, the Warner Bros. "Censored 7" approach would be both tasteful and historically valuable. It's just that Disney will never do it, because it opens a giant can of worms for them in a way that it didn't for WB.

    • @BusyLilBeeX
      @BusyLilBeeX 4 года назад +116

      and disney+ already has a bit of a disclaimer thing in place! when watching cinderella, a little disclaimer popped up in the upper corner warning of "depictions of tobacco use"
      and honestly, it would take little to no effort and money to add a 10-20 clip at the beginning of song of the south that explains that the views and depictions in the movie are very insensitive and not ok, and are a product of their time

  • @theodorekrentz4889
    @theodorekrentz4889 4 года назад +1804

    Imagine trying to make out with someone as a teenager while those creepy ass robots stare into your soul

    • @carynschmidt5061
      @carynschmidt5061 3 года назад +67

      Probably weren't looking at the robots, to be fair, but the soundtrack definitely can't have set the right mood

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 3 года назад +50

      *they love to watch*

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 3 года назад +21

      If you notice the robots at all you are doing the "making out" wrong ;)

    • @cyber_xiii3786
      @cyber_xiii3786 3 года назад +17

      There are people who get their rocks off to embarrassment or being viewed while doing stuff so...

    • @Whitejesselink
      @Whitejesselink 2 года назад +4

      Normal people kiss with their eyes closed.

  • @PanAndScanBuddy
    @PanAndScanBuddy 4 года назад +701

    "cause you're riding on the mountain o f y o u r o w n f r e e w i l l"
    Oh ho ho! Ominous!

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 3 года назад +27

      that line is even worse if viewed with slavery in mind...

  • @jax0r44
    @jax0r44 5 лет назад +271

    That splash mountain song is an absolute bop

  • @thebigmermaid
    @thebigmermaid 5 лет назад +311

    I am legitimately terrified by splash mountain itself, but nothing could’ve prepared me for the terror that is the tales from okeefenokee 😭

    • @coasterobsessed9513
      @coasterobsessed9513 5 лет назад +3

      Savannah Irwin what’s so scary i’m too scared to watch it

    • @mememachine1969
      @mememachine1969 5 лет назад

      @@Sloptit holy fucking shit

    • @coasterobsessed9513
      @coasterobsessed9513 5 лет назад +2

      Some Guy. i’m
      pretty sure that’s what he’s supposed to say at least the vultures say that right before you drop maybe you were just hearing that

  • @The.Culture.Consultant
    @The.Culture.Consultant 2 года назад +235

    I was completely expecting Kevin to say: "The ride was also a favorite among teenagers looking for a dark, secluded place to... Okeefenokee a bit of their own."

    • @Sara.Miller.
      @Sara.Miller. Год назад +9

      imagine getting to the down part during that-
      many things would be wet,i'll say that!

  • @gmexplains9440
    @gmexplains9440 4 года назад +1124

    A powerful rat named CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE

  • @sweetsonicstars1
    @sweetsonicstars1 5 лет назад +307

    The carrots going up in flames reminds me of that one scene in the newer Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie where the animatronic dolls catch fire

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 года назад +11

      And they're both fiting because they're both horrifying to look at while they're burning

    • @BusyLilBeeX
      @BusyLilBeeX 4 года назад +4

      god yes; that scene gave me /nightmares/ as a kid. even now, having not seen that movie in a least a couple years, i will still sometimes have nightmares about those fucking /dolls/

    • @kryptism
      @kryptism 4 года назад

      Look like they were all in blackface after fire!

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 4 года назад +1

      Oh God no that scene was, is, and always will be terrifying

  • @jasoncline6519
    @jasoncline6519 5 лет назад +343

    I LOVED the pronunciation of Michael Eisner like you never said the man's name before! LOL!

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад +1

      I think you're projecting here.

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Год назад

      @@Clay3613If OP was projecting with their comment, why did Defunctland heart it? Riddle me that.

  • @hannahbeckley5415
    @hannahbeckley5415 2 года назад +60

    Growing up, my grandparents had an old pamphlet in their RV advertising Six Flags over Georgia. The Tales from the Okefenofee featured prominently and I remember my Grandma singing the song from the ride to me. I’d totally forgotten about that core memory until watching this video - thank you!

  • @punchfisttop
    @punchfisttop 5 лет назад +340

    ALWAYS well researched and fact filled with tons of footage...one of the most important if not highly underrated channels on youtube. Thank you for what you do man.

  • @MidasOfMesses
    @MidasOfMesses 5 лет назад +183

    As a person who grew up going to Six Flags and has lived in Georgia almost all my life, I had no idea Monster Mansion (formerly Monster Plantation) used to be a Song of the South ride.
    If you were wondering:
    1) Yes, the boat ride is VERY slow
    2) Yes, it's still humid in there. The smell is... something else. The word I would use to describe it is "damp"
    3) No, I wouldn't recommend it if you had limited time. Go on Batman or Goliath instead.

    • @dekalb
      @dekalb 5 лет назад +12

      It also has longest lines in the park most days. You could wait 10 minutes or less for Batman or Goliath, and the line for Monster Mansion would be 30+ minutes. I guess people assume it's air conditioned inside, which it kind of is but... not much colder than being outside

    • @wjsproductions1784
      @wjsproductions1784 5 лет назад +11

      Or for people who want an actual good dark ride, Justice League: Battle For Metropolis!

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 5 лет назад

      I love Batman! It's my favorite ride at Great Adventure.

    • @bennettsolomon2881
      @bennettsolomon2881 5 лет назад

      as an Atlanta boi, I agree. Goliath ftw

    • @gringofett3944
      @gringofett3944 5 лет назад

      Well that just means you are not old enough. I however am. Native Georgian and life time resident. We went to Six Flags every year and in the mid 80s even had season passes for several years in a row. I loved the Okeefenokee ride, which is what it was known as. No one really called it a Song of the South or Brare Rabbit ride. They were just characters in the ride as far as we were concerned. I think most of us just liked it because it was dark and cool and it had a "scary" ending. I was 5 or 6 years old so for me it was scary. It was a fun ride for younger kids that could not ride the Scream Machine or the Dahlonega Mine train. I have not been in many years and I don't think I have ridden the newer version of the Monster Plantation but seeing this video brought back a lot of memories of my early childhood and those Six Flags visits.

  • @anone.mousse674
    @anone.mousse674 5 лет назад +437

    Everybody’s got a laughing place.
    And Defunctland is mine.

    • @softfemboybf
      @softfemboybf 5 лет назад +2

      Anon E. Mousse Mine is r/sbubby.

  • @WCYUM
    @WCYUM 4 года назад +1187

    The lead actor couldn’t attend his own film premiere?!?

    • @badazzledhippo6010
      @badazzledhippo6010 4 года назад +407

      That happened all the time during segregation. Hattie McDaniel from Gone with the Wind had to sit in the back of the theater at her own table during the Oscars, even though she won!

    • @eiffiedarkness649
      @eiffiedarkness649 3 года назад +17

      @@badazzledhippo6010 😭

    • @PoleTooke
      @PoleTooke 3 года назад +33

      Yep. Really puts into perspective how not bad the film was at release. Lol

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 3 года назад +31

      @@PoleTooke yeah comparatively Song of The South was very progressive back then.

    • @vcdonovan5943
      @vcdonovan5943 3 года назад +14

      Hey. That's democrats for ya.
      Oh! Did I mention that racist white southerners were democrats? Yeah, some things never change. Only they live mostly on the east and west coasts now :D

  • @Rebel_Friend
    @Rebel_Friend 5 лет назад +762

    Michael Eisner is like a reoccurring super villain

    • @ydoomenaud
      @ydoomenaud 5 лет назад +32

      "like"

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 5 лет назад +43

      I want a video game where Michael Eisner is the final boss

    • @Kaylin777
      @Kaylin777 5 лет назад

      Yeah 😂

    • @shiggiewiggie357
      @shiggiewiggie357 5 лет назад +5

      He looks like a human, overweight Thanos, so it's fits

    • @Rebel_Friend
      @Rebel_Friend 5 лет назад +4

      ShiggieWiggie
      “Perfectly edgy, as all rides should be.”

  • @strickencross88
    @strickencross88 5 лет назад +228

    Just a slight update on "Song of The South" being released on home media.
    This morning, at the Disney shareholders meeting, Disney+ (Disney's planned streaming service) is set to include every Disney film ever made, including those that have been locked away in the vaults. This means that "Song of the South" may be made available, however, no official confirmation on it's inclusion has been made.

    • @GacMan47
      @GacMan47 5 лет назад +59

      Didn't realize how much controversy this movie had from the start. I'd still love to see the movie. People call it racist, but really it tells a faraway time where people really talked like that and things like that really happened. Was it racist that Disney made it or that it's historically accurate? Or do people just not like to be reminded of it?

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 лет назад +56

      It’s funny how Disney is worried about the controversy of that film, yet they release out on home video of the old propaganda short with Donald Duck as a Nazi.
      Granted I’m aware it was just a dream in the short and it’s suppose to be a anti-Nazi piece. But you’d think it be more controversial that they had a short where a famous Disney character being literally a member of one of the most infamous regimes in human history.

    • @mrsbunksgirl4546
      @mrsbunksgirl4546 5 лет назад +18

      Seeing all this contraversy makes me want to watch this even more XD

    • @MarkyMatey
      @MarkyMatey 5 лет назад +10

      @@mrsbunksgirl4546 You can find here on RUclips or any movie/cartoon website.

    • @anasevi9456
      @anasevi9456 5 лет назад +48

      Finally saw song of the south; it just came off as a antiquated [but utterly not malicious] atmosphere on race, though it didn't really have any views or narrative on it whatsoever. People literally make money off of activism, it's no different than an class action suit attorneys. They want Disney to release this film as it's fresh controversy for them to drum up and milk.

  • @xoleetl
    @xoleetl 5 лет назад +68

    "A man named Michael Eisner."
    ...and now you're just somebody that I used to know

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy 2 года назад +90

    Honestly Splash Mountain always scared me as a kid. Brer Fox always scared me, especially toward the end of the ride when the animatronics are trying to eat Brer Rabbit… I always got freaked out by how sharp the animatronics teeth were

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 2 года назад +7

      Same lol.
      Then I heard about Song of the South and felt much, much worse. 😅😭

    • @thetwitchywitchy
      @thetwitchywitchy 2 года назад +3

      @@LoveMyUnusual SAME! hahaha

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars Год назад +2

      Anyone remember that one clickhole quiz, “which of these things has the fox on splash mountain spoken directly to you?”Or something like that lmao

    • @katherinesmallbean3594
      @katherinesmallbean3594 6 месяцев назад +2

      I always loved the ride when I was little, but my older sister HATED it. The dark area before the big drop was scary to her, so she thought the entire ride was a crime against nature.

  • @himitsu.no.rakuen
    @himitsu.no.rakuen 5 лет назад +187

    “Suggested/demanded” I’m so glad Kevin has gotten over his feelings toward Michael Eisner 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @PigMan161
    @PigMan161 5 лет назад +112

    I’ve never seen something that screams Micheal Eisner more than that Splash Mountain promo

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 5 лет назад +2

      Clearly you've never been to Disneyland's Toontown.

    • @Maynke
      @Maynke 5 лет назад

      I lived through the 80s & all its glorious cheese. Commercials like that are reasons why I look at the whole 80s resurgence thing sideways. I'd be stunned if that ad encouraged anyone to want to go.

  • @McPLAYH0USE
    @McPLAYH0USE 5 лет назад +334

    Why the hell were they astral projecting in a Disney promo video?! THAT was very well the most out of pocket thing I've ever seen. Great vid as always though keep it upppp!

    • @merchantfan
      @merchantfan 5 лет назад +81

      It's the most honest Disney commercial ever- it shows your soul actually leaving your body as you wait in line in 90 degree heat.

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 5 лет назад +9

      At least it's not a girl imagining ghosts while waiting on line for the Haunted Mansion... and who just so happens to share my name.

    • @merchantfan
      @merchantfan 5 лет назад

      @@unwelldanny7108 How unusual is your name?

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 5 лет назад +30

      Maybe the ride would have opened sooner if the construction workers weren't dancing all the time.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 лет назад +3

      When the line’s so long you fuckin leave your fleshly form behind to go see just where the hell that hip-hop music’s coming from

  • @iammonicasue
    @iammonicasue 2 года назад +47

    I know I'm coming to this video pretty late, but I have something to add to the Splash Mountain story. In the summers of 1988 and 89, I worked at Knott's Berry Farm, the locally beloved theme park just minutes from Disneyland. Every morning as I came into the park, before guests arrived, there was a team of people all over Knott's beloved Log Ride, one of the oldest log flume rides in the US, built in 1969 and designed by Bud Hurlbut. That team of people were Disney engineers, who were having nothing but trouble getting Splash Mountain to work correctly as they were building it. Sharp-eyed visitors to both Disneyland and Disneyworld will notice many differences between the Splash Mountain rides, and many of those differences can be attributed to the fact that the mechanics and design of the Disneyland ride were directly taken from Hurlbut's Log Ride built 20 years earlier. (I still prefer Knott's Log Ride to Splash Mountain any day!!)

  • @ccggenius
    @ccggenius 5 лет назад +187

    Was not expecting to learn why "Six Flags" was called that via an offhanded comment in a video about The Disney theme park Song of the South tie-in. Neat.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 5 лет назад +2

      ccggenius12 yeah, I never knew that one either. Nifty.

    • @princessprotecterhornet9992
      @princessprotecterhornet9992 5 лет назад +18

      It started in Texas, which also had six flags rule over it: Spain, Mexico, France, Confederate, the republic of Texas, and Us

    • @teeshark6584
      @teeshark6584 5 лет назад +6

      @@princessprotecterhornet9992 WOW! DING DING DING! Ryan with the correct answer of how 6 flags got its name. It has nothing to do with any flags from Georga. Check out the video on this channel about the 1st 6 flags that was built in Texas to learn more.

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 года назад

      @@princessprotecterhornet9992 I always forget that France ruled over Texas once. Though iirc, it was really only a tiny bit of the area now known as Texas and the US got it via the Louisiana Purchase. And the boarders were contested by New Spain who held the rest of what is now Texas, and then Mexico got it when they got independence from Spain, then the Mexican American War and blah blah blah.
      Tbh, should it even count that France once ruled over the area now known as Texas? Ah, fuck it. I say yes. If anything, just cuz I know the real right wing hillbilly types who like to act as though Texas is still an independent nation absolutely HATE the fact that their beloved nation-state was once a colony of FRANCE! Lolololol!

  • @tinamarina8983
    @tinamarina8983 5 лет назад +542

    Incorporate a character from Splash?? *briar rabbit is replaced with an animatronic Tom Hanks*

    • @BethAnnMayberry
      @BethAnnMayberry 4 года назад +3

      David S. Pumpkin. 🎃

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 4 года назад

      In that movie where he plays Walt Disney, the Disneyland band plays "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah." It's kind of disingenuous for them to hide this film and prop up a ripoff.

    • @cashomnitrix
      @cashomnitrix 4 года назад

      Or Daryl Hannah....sans ass.

    • @violetquartz8817
      @violetquartz8817 4 года назад

      I'd be ok with that

  • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
    @HarryBillyBobGeorge 5 лет назад +1586

    Me reading the comments: Okay how scary can these carrots possibly beJESUS CHRIST

    • @tomokokuroki3085
      @tomokokuroki3085 5 лет назад +44

      Nya, oh, do you think that's bad? Do you want to see something more frightening than those carrots?
      Observe and marvel at the most horrifying wax museums in Europe.
      Wax Museum of Saint Petersburg:
      twitter.com/randymeeks/status/1105537216938496000
      Wax Museum of Madrid:
      twitter.com/aroquesihombre/status/923303921099137025
      Have sweet dreams :D

    • @CrazyBear65
      @CrazyBear65 5 лет назад +38

      @@tomokokuroki3085 - Good googly moogly. The horror cannot be unseen.

    • @TheCrazyTalkKid
      @TheCrazyTalkKid 5 лет назад +29

      @@tomokokuroki3085 Burn it! Burn it all! These... abominations are an affront to all that is good and pure on this earth. Nuke the sites from orbit and send these monstrosities back to whatever pit they were spawned in for the sake sanity and humanity.

    • @tessfabled4115
      @tessfabled4115 5 лет назад +14

      That's some classic Krofft brothers designing right there. It may bhe terrifying as all hell but at least it sticks with you! :D

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts 5 лет назад +4

      havent gotten to that part yet and im freaked out.

  • @fables4564
    @fables4564 3 года назад +749

    As A kid I honestly thought the man who sang “zippedy do dah” was what God looked like in heaven. 😂

  • @chrisjensen1924
    @chrisjensen1924 5 лет назад +85

    I rode the Monster Plantation ride in probably 2005, and it was in ROUGH shape. But the delivery of one of the animatronic's lines has been stuck in my head for fourteen years. "NO! Not the marsh!"

    • @PowerChordEPS
      @PowerChordEPS 5 лет назад +19

      It's become a local meme here in Georgia. "DON'T GO INTO THE MARSH!"

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo 5 лет назад +4

      it was in decent shape when i went in 2012 and 2015, but yeah that line is still a top tier meme.

    • @marc5497
      @marc5497 5 лет назад +3

      It’s still in bad shape lol they never fix it

  • @emmijadeshow
    @emmijadeshow 5 лет назад +28

    My grandmother used to lay down a blanket on her floor where all the kids would eat, and she called it "the laughing place". It still makes me smile.
    Thanks for the video!

    • @graveofmonsters4076
      @graveofmonsters4076 5 лет назад

      did her vagina really make laughing noises while the kids ate?

  • @johnmackin2255
    @johnmackin2255 5 лет назад +121

    OMG that splash mountain advertisement at 19:20 is amazingly absurdist and very frightening.

  • @S0RGEx
    @S0RGEx 3 года назад +295

    "This destroyed the entirety of the singing carrots scene."
    ...and nothing of value was lost.

  • @jamiesimpson8596
    @jamiesimpson8596 5 лет назад +461

    Wow, Eisner used his son as a “tubular” meter. I can’t stop laughing at that.
    Great job!!!

    • @dr.jackbright963
      @dr.jackbright963 5 лет назад +5

      I bet he didn't even pay his kid and blamed it on euro Disney

    • @dr.jackbright963
      @dr.jackbright963 5 лет назад

      @@teeshark6584 back up buddy, your being Abit creepy

    • @powertothesheeple5422
      @powertothesheeple5422 5 лет назад +1

      That pretty much explains why all of his ideas sucked huge ass.

  • @geekhotel1785
    @geekhotel1785 4 года назад +727

    “The ride was also a favorite of teenagers looking for a dark secluded place to...
    ...revisit the classic tales of Joel Chandler Harris”
    I’m *WHEEZING*

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 3 года назад +26

      Meh.... he had already the perfect prompt with the song previously shown mentioning how there is no "hokey and pokey in Okefenokee" ... there should have been a line about how the hanky and panky is going well ;)

  • @Deepdarkbasement
    @Deepdarkbasement Год назад +51

    I gotta say this is one of my favorite videos to watch from Defunctland not just because of the rides being examined, but i think the discussion about the legacy’s of Joel Chandler Harris’s Story & Song of The South.
    I think the stories are interesting and the Animated parts of the film are enjoyable… but I guess one thing that I thought about a lot is… what were the original African Fables that inspired these stories in the first place like? The fact that the most popular interpretations of these tales are from a secondhand source by a person not from those cultures is kind of a bummer.
    Like I hope the original stories aren’t lost to time, and the only known written versions of them are modified versions that’s a major loss I feel…

    • @pilotvc
      @pilotvc Год назад +8

      These days it's a popular trend to erase the past. For Disney it's not as much about legend, but more about playing it safe.

  • @cinnapvn
    @cinnapvn 5 лет назад +136

    That splash mountain ad though
    Somewhere out there in a landfill those old song of the south animatronics are rusted, worn, and mangled

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 года назад +3

      Thank you for making me not wanting to go to landfills anymore

    • @wito6998
      @wito6998 4 года назад +8

      Maybe a thousand years from now, archeologists will dig them up, and believe they were revered as gods?

    • @zackmcallister3927
      @zackmcallister3927 4 года назад

      This didn't age well

    • @user-sd7qo7qe4v
      @user-sd7qo7qe4v 4 года назад +2

      Wi To
      Here we see what appears to be an interesting figure of some sort of creature. We believe it to be a statue of a deity. We have studied this culture and believe to worship rabbits, bears, and wolves

    • @elizabethking6009
      @elizabethking6009 4 года назад +3

      *FNAF fandom enters the chat*

  • @pavloverboy
    @pavloverboy 5 лет назад +744

    OH GOOD GOD THE CARROTS.
    THE TALKING CARROTS ARE NIGHTMARE FUEL.

  • @ForgottenOrphan
    @ForgottenOrphan 4 года назад +128

    I love the idea of walking into Walt Disney’s office and on his wall seeing a portrait of James Baskett as Uncle Remus surrounded by his awards

  • @hotmessjess1849
    @hotmessjess1849 3 года назад +91

    Why did the teenagers souls leave their bodies though?
    This reminded me of the whole Disney Vault thing - I would love to see a video on that!
    Actually that and a biopic on Michael Eisner would be totally tubular!

  • @TheMaria0398
    @TheMaria0398 5 лет назад +531

    Somehow Michael Eisner had the ability to make anything super uncool

    • @IndianaJoe0321
      @IndianaJoe0321 4 года назад +15

      He's definitely uncool as a person..
      But I'm glad he sold Brian Henson on the idea of opening MuppetVision 4D in Disney World. When Jim Henson died just weeks prior to the grand opening, it was all over until Eisner had Henson's son, Brian, come down to WDW and personally view the attraction.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 4 года назад +5

      He made old people look cool when he hired Witt-Thomas-Harris to produce *The Golden Girls.*

    • @kentrostomy6088
      @kentrostomy6088 4 года назад +1

      Dude... Uncool

    • @michaelhuck
      @michaelhuck 4 года назад +3

      And he worked hard to get the name Walt out of the "new" "Disney" Company and he still was a "good" guy compared to Bob (the Squeezer) Iger...

    • @natedog69420
      @natedog69420 3 года назад +1

      How is splash mountain uncool? Think eisner was one of the best ceos of disney

  • @Diamond1234
    @Diamond1234 5 лет назад +151

    19:18 What the heck, their souls left their bodies and then a rap number by construction workers with pickaxes? I DON'T EVEN. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
    And we aren't even going to talk about that, what is this, a big lipped alligator moment?!
    (But really, thanks for covering this, I like learning about these things~)

    • @austinhinton3944
      @austinhinton3944 5 лет назад +12

      That was so 80’s that it made me want a New Coke. 😕

    • @percypape
      @percypape 5 лет назад +10

      @@austinhinton3944 We'll toast, your New Coke to my Crystal Pepsi. *Cheers*

    • @LadyLunarSatine
      @LadyLunarSatine 5 лет назад +5

      Nah, '89 means that was some bleeding age '90s aesthetic.

  • @zoogoo404
    @zoogoo404 4 года назад +800

    It strikes me that Harris genuinely loved the stories and didn't wish to change them at all from how he heard them, even down to *how* he heard them, accent and all.

    • @talosheeg
      @talosheeg 4 года назад +78

      Me too. I think he really connected to them

    • @thesmirkingwolf
      @thesmirkingwolf 4 года назад +13

      Based

    • @tiawilliams5690
      @tiawilliams5690 4 года назад +146

      Maybe or maybe he was bowing to what was custom at the time. Black people were rarely allowed in mainstream media to be seen as being able to speak well or act intelligently. If Uncle Remus had been anything other than a stereotype, neither the stories or the movie would have been released in the south.

    • @profwaldone
      @profwaldone 4 года назад +49

      @@tiawilliams5690 and today is even wierder. you have the old fashion camp trying to put down black people both in current time and in history and another blowing their achievements way out of proportion and appropriation things that other cultures did or invented.
      I heard the unironic argument that some tribe in Africa had a music instrument using a string and thus no white person was allowed to use any string instrument. and the dude extended that idea to pianos and harpsichords when it was pointed out that those are string instruments too.
      at the same time, I know a dude (we are trying to help him, no worries) that beliefs that white people build the pyramids because they are too complicated for black people to build. like what. can we stop politicising this shit and just move the fuck on please, it getting ridiculous the amount of stupidity people are trying to build up to protect their beliefs.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay 4 года назад +34

      @@tiawilliams5690 I hate to say it, but getting called a racist by blacks would have done Walt less harm in 1946 then getting called a n----r lover by whites would have. The group with greater strength in numbers had more power to hurt him if he went too far in the other direction. Either way, he was on the outside of African-American culture looking in, and some people could not accept that no matter how the film turned out. He was also strapped for cash because of the war when he made the movie. The most he could do was put stuff under the radar. But all the years it was available, black civil rights progress still happened.

  • @CDSCRATCH10
    @CDSCRATCH10 Год назад +104

    Now he has to make a history of splash mountain itself

    • @kattriella1331
      @kattriella1331 Год назад +1

      I really hope he does. It only seems fitting.

    • @philipphalter926
      @philipphalter926 Год назад

      he really should

    • @t1m3f0x
      @t1m3f0x Год назад +2

      Splash Mountain isn't "technically" defunct, it does still exist at Tokyo Disney, The Oriental Land Company saved that one from being re-themed.

  • @emmagrace3638
    @emmagrace3638 5 лет назад +292

    At the Splash Mountain promotional video I legitimately said “Wait, what?!” out loud to an empty room. 😂

    • @AniMonsterGames
      @AniMonsterGames 5 лет назад +26

      I just stared, baffled and confused.
      Followed by a "What the f*** am I watching!?"

    • @GiddeonFox
      @GiddeonFox 5 лет назад +14

      I've known about that video for a while and was wondering when it was going to show up in this episode, I was not disappointed.

    • @rhiannonsaegert3096
      @rhiannonsaegert3096 5 лет назад +5

      I did the exact same thing, then scrolled down here to recover by reading the comments for a bit.

    • @CasaiAgicap
      @CasaiAgicap 5 лет назад +6

      I just had this grin of pure joy going the whole time.
      Like I was looking at a kitten chasing its own tail.

    • @maxbrandt6
      @maxbrandt6 5 лет назад +1

      We all did, Emma. A real WTF moment, even for Disneyland.

  • @LancasterResponding
    @LancasterResponding 4 года назад +575

    I don’t like the idea of a “plantation cave.”

    • @MurdochMMQCR
      @MurdochMMQCR 3 года назад +16

      Yeah me neither.

    • @khanofkhans5750
      @khanofkhans5750 3 года назад +5

      Product of the time

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck 3 года назад +34

      It's absolutely horrible. How do you expect anything to grow in a cave with no sunlight?

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 3 года назад +4

      i heard that kid saying it and I cringed into myself

    • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
      @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 3 года назад +2

      sounds very omnius

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 5 лет назад +60

    How much cocaine was Eisner on when he was making all these decisions about splash mountain?
    All of it. The answer is all of the cocaine.

  • @rebekahs.5369
    @rebekahs.5369 3 года назад +38

    I’ve been going to six flags over Georgia since I was a baby and I never knew that the original monster mansion ride was inspired by song of the south. It’s kind of cool to see the history of a ride that I’ve been going on my entire life.

    • @Hawkent
      @Hawkent 2 года назад +4

      Dude I've lived in Carrollton my whole life and felt so giddy the whole time seeing all these things I recognized in this video

    • @aMondayMorning
      @aMondayMorning Год назад

      I've been scrolling for a while and you're literally the only comment that actually even mentioned Over Georgia, because, you know, this video is about the history of that ride and NOT Splash Mountain.
      This was a good reminder as to why I don't watch stuff on this channel anymore.

  • @ArnhemCityTube
    @ArnhemCityTube 5 лет назад +118

    Interesting fact here: on 14:41 they are reffering to the old way of controlling animatronics before the invention of the microprocessor. by using something that is called a "data machine".
    Data machines are essentially wheels with contacts on them, controlled by rotation of a motor. As the wheel turns, the contact is made with little elevations on the wheel, wich push a switch on or off. Each switch is connected to a powerful coil, which moves one of the corresponding carrots down as seen on this section of the video, making them "sing" the song accordingly.
    What happened here is that one of the switches got stuck, wich powered the coil continuously, thus overheating it.
    In essense you could say that the data machine ate the carrot.

    • @edwinsalisbury83
      @edwinsalisbury83 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @pyro-millie5533
      @pyro-millie5533 2 года назад +1

      Electromechanical computing!! Like old kareoke machines used to use!! Technology Connections has an awesome video on old kareoke machines and goes through every step of the sequence. Data machines are freaking cool

  • @ElFreakinCid
    @ElFreakinCid 5 лет назад +351

    That rap is so white AND so almost-90s, I nearly shrivelled and turned into a radically tubular pickle.

    • @jameswhite153
      @jameswhite153 3 года назад +2

      yeah, it's almost as bad as this,
      ruclips.net/video/8-gW45k_-P0/видео.html

    • @LezSpringfield
      @LezSpringfield 3 года назад +1

      Lol pickle that’s funny

    • @TheRealYuckl3s_9000
      @TheRealYuckl3s_9000 3 года назад +2

      Dancing miners will now haunt my soul

    • @Amanda-ze2ut
      @Amanda-ze2ut 3 года назад +2

      “I’m radically tubular pickle Rick!!”

  • @sapphohxrself
    @sapphohxrself 5 лет назад +125

    The carrot song kind of sounds like a faster version of how I imagined “Hanging Tree” from the Hunger Games

  • @dbmanaic
    @dbmanaic 4 года назад +84

    I've only been to a Disney park once, and Splash mountain was my favorite ride, not because of the characters, because I didn't know any of them, but because the ride was long and very detailed, and I liked the falling bits.
    I didn't know that it was being rebranded, I hope I can see the Princes and the frog ride one day, I hope it's as detailed and long as splash mountain was.

    • @pilotvc
      @pilotvc Год назад +4

      Yeah but some day in the future someone will say Princess and the Frog is racist and it will change again

    • @charlottestreet3301
      @charlottestreet3301 Год назад +4

      The Princess and the frog is not racist

    • @pilotvc
      @pilotvc Год назад +2

      @@charlottestreet3301 well not today, but it might be offensive in the future, who knows?

    • @t1m3f0x
      @t1m3f0x Год назад +2

      The Princes and the frog ride won't be as detailed it was just a way to get rid of something connected to a part of Disney's past they want to bury.
      At lest The Oriental Land Company was able to stop them from re-theming Tokyo Disney's Splash mountain, so at lest one of them survived.

    • @t1m3f0x
      @t1m3f0x Год назад

      @@charlottestreet3301 *yet

  • @acheron1872
    @acheron1872 5 лет назад +541

    Warner brothers did it right, they put a disclaimer basically saying that this was from the past.

    • @oldkid820
      @oldkid820 4 года назад +73

      acheron187 unfortunately that won’t work anymore, people don’t know how to read disclaimers and it’s more fun for them to get triggered

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 4 года назад +86

      @@oldkid820
      That sounds awful! Good thing it's not true!

    • @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon
      @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon 4 года назад +31

      @@MrDemonWorm Umm, I'd hate to break it to you, but it is true.

    • @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon
      @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon 4 года назад +3

      @@oldkid820 Also, I see you have good taste in animated shows.

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 года назад +101

      @@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon No, it isnt. Nobody is "triggered" over old racist cartoons. They all put a disclaimer warning about potentially offensive content and saying that theyd rather not try to erase history and instead show us how things used to be and how people used to think so we might not make the same mistakes again, and that's all people ask. The only time anyone gets "triggered" over them is when racists, edgelords, ignorant kids, or all of the above go around trying to say that those cartoons aren't racist when they plainly are. That is the only time arguments over them occur.

  • @trentpozzi7201
    @trentpozzi7201 5 лет назад +66

    Thanks Kevin, for once again forcing me to procrastinate my homework in the best way possible

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 лет назад +169

    13:36 those teens just wanna find each others laughing place.

    • @tetsujin_144
      @tetsujin_144 5 лет назад +16

      Thinkin' about takin' a trip to the briar patch

    • @elias9746
      @elias9746 5 лет назад +8

      The logs are going into the briar patch allright

  • @DerpypawsProductions
    @DerpypawsProductions 3 года назад +40

    I remember when I went on Splash Mountain for the first time in the 90s, even as a kid I felt like it made no sense combining the country animals from no reference I knew about, with a surprise steep water splash at the end. Now it finally comes together... It still never made sense, but at least now I know why 😆

  • @jewelthompson9916
    @jewelthompson9916 5 лет назад +163

    I swear when the teens started rapping Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah I
    almost ascended to heaven from laughing too hard

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 5 лет назад +10

      And I thought the "Mickey Mouse Disco" version was campy!

    • @techguypaul
      @techguypaul 5 лет назад +8

      That rap is in the Disney Sing Along Songs too. I never knew that came from something else.

  • @TISparta217
    @TISparta217 5 лет назад +87

    This might be my favorite episode thus far. So much information packed in about one of my favorite rides. Well done.

  • @caseywiththehat9018
    @caseywiththehat9018 4 года назад +147

    I know the entire Splash Mountain “rap” because of that Disneyland Sing-a-Long songs tape and I hate that I sang along with it

    • @DeadOctane
      @DeadOctane 3 года назад +5

      Omfg I thought I was the only person who remembered the Sing-A-Long Songs Videos

    • @SkittleE275
      @SkittleE275 3 года назад +3

      Yes! Yes!!! And now my mother has gifted my three-year-old cousin that DVD so that my uncle may suffer the same as she did when I insisted on watching it several times a day for ten years.

  • @TheJPCatholic
    @TheJPCatholic 3 года назад +17

    Thank you for providing an honest coverage of Splash Mountain and it’s predecessor. This actually made me appreciate the ride, despite never getting to ride it...