Defunctland: The War for Disney's America

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @Defunctland
    @Defunctland  6 лет назад +2281

    Happy 4th everyone! As you can see, this is a LONG episode. Originally a two-parter, I decided to combine it into one long video, so we'll see how that goes over.
    The production value in this episode is thanks to all of my wonderful Patrons! Thanks to them, we were able to do some really cool things with this video. If you want to support the channel and hang out on our Discord, consider throwing us a dollar at patreon.com/defunctland.
    Also, thank you to all of my wonderful RUclips friends for helping me out with this video! Check out their channels below!
    Alicia Stella - ruclips.net/user/AliciaStella
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    We'll see you soon with another episode of DefunctTV and podcast episode before our next Season Two episode. Have a great week!

    • @nickthedreamer4434
      @nickthedreamer4434 6 лет назад +25

      I knew I recognized all of these voices!! This was amazing!! I love how you were able to work with all of these wonderful people. Keep up the excellent work!

    • @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
      @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 6 лет назад +12

      Do you think the park would fare better somewhere less saturated with historical cites and theme parks? Or in a different state like Pennsylvania, New York, or maybe even Maine, somewhere with a lot of history and plenty of people, but with fewer parks and reenactment places to compete with.

    • @reitrace
      @reitrace 6 лет назад +1

      The little red haired girl from across the street
      PA probably wouldn't work
      NY would be good tho

    • @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
      @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 6 лет назад +1

      last2live I've only been to NY once so I can't really say much about it other than there's nothing much there at all. I think the immigration focused parts would go down really well in Pennsylvania though due to the large immigrant and black communities, but I'm not so sure about the slavery part. Pennsylvanians are proud of their history, I know because my mom is one. I don't think they'd be as opposed to the park as the Virginians were, but if the park was way off base they'd let them know.

    • @joeymartinez9854
      @joeymartinez9854 6 лет назад +7

      Defunctland this is a great video I love these videos you've been doing I love the hard work u put in these videos with very interesting facts that even I didn't even know about keep up the good work Kevin

  • @mdr48371
    @mdr48371 6 лет назад +9574

    Dearest Martha, the wait for the Escape Slavery ride is over 90 minutes. Supplies are running low and the long trudge to the Dole Whip stand bring weariness to my bones. I fear help will not arrive with Fastpasses before winter. Yours forever, Patrick.

    • @ew1745
      @ew1745 6 лет назад +47

      mdr48371 very clever!

    • @mavplayer9812
      @mavplayer9812 6 лет назад +622

      Dearest Patrick,
      Our hearts ache knowing the danger you are in. Everyday we pray that these trying times may end. Yet, with the recent news of the Fall of the Lewis & Clark River Expedition, I fear it may never end. We pray to The Almighty that you return safely.
      Yours faithfully,
      Martha

    • @DekuOfPower
      @DekuOfPower 6 лет назад +172

      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

    • @coolness06
      @coolness06 6 лет назад +289

      Can the escape slavery ride be named Harriet Tubman's Wild Ride?
      ...I'll show myself out.

    • @patrickramseyart
      @patrickramseyart 6 лет назад +2

      Hi

  • @bankyokojoe8537
    @bankyokojoe8537 5 лет назад +3071

    "We want to make you feel like a slave."
    -Bob Weiss, 1993.

    • @WhitneyDahlin
      @WhitneyDahlin 5 лет назад +77

      Why wouldn't parents want their children to learn about the horrors of slavery and the price that was paid to free them? What do they want NO ONE to talk about slavery or what happened or how many lives were lost to free them?! It's best to educate children early on slavery and the price of the freedoms they all now enjoy. People are ALWAYS far too sensitive. We can't let people forget about slavery or how evil and wrong it was! Schools arent doing a good job teaching it and parents arent teaching it to their children either and then people are surprised when we have such an uninformed population of adults. Besides, learning about something on paper in history class or reading about it in a book isn't enough to drive home just how horrifying slavery actually was. By allowing kids to "experience" it or learn by a visual medium such as the one Disney would have provided through their park is a way to really get through to them about it.

    • @vjl3185
      @vjl3185 5 лет назад +54

      Whitney Dahlin very true, would be great for learning the history and horrors of what we’ve done, but The Disney ppl care more about money than history, the backlash from today would not allow it neither

    • @icantthinkofaname1009
      @icantthinkofaname1009 5 лет назад +70

      Sounds like something you’d hear during an E3 presentation

    • @t.a.d.k.d6580
      @t.a.d.k.d6580 5 лет назад +7

      icantthinkofaname fallout 76?

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 лет назад +65

      @@DustyTheKitty As a black person, I shouldn't laugh, but I unfortunately gave a chuckle. Damnit, you won this round 😂

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 6 лет назад +4148

    "We want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave." - Bob Weiss, Imagineer
    "You *WHAT?!* " - Tom, Krusty Krab patron

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 5 лет назад +470

      If you wanna feel like a slave at a Disney theme park, just get a job at one.

    • @king_big_pp
      @king_big_pp 5 лет назад +221

      I think this was the first recorded incident of a senator replying with 'Bruh'.

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 5 лет назад +111

      How do you get to a point where you think you can say that as a marketing tool and expect it to go over well????

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 5 лет назад +36

      I could hear that line and feel it in my bones

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 4 года назад +32

      I am far from a fan of Disney, but this is just one statement which doesn't define the whole concept. Spiny does in this comment the same as people who opposed the park by using snippets instead of looking at the whole picture. If anyone who has watched Defunctland they would know that Disney floats ideas or tries concepts and when they don't work they stop. I remember when this debate took place and the back then the most galling thing I remember was that it was going to be built on the battlefield. Now, watching this I realize that was an outright lie by the opposition as it was 30 miles away. And something that would have improved the area now is nothing but houses. So you can't build a Disney theme park near a battlefield, but houses, that's OK. How much revenue did that bring in?

  • @barbaras9594
    @barbaras9594 2 года назад +2175

    “Would Mickey have worn blue or gray” isn’t something I was expecting but GOD is it a thought

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 Год назад +1

      See I'd like to think Mickey'd be a yankee, with all the pro-American propaganda from the WW2 era, but I think the real answer is that it depends where you ask the question. If they were to set up a park in Alabama they'd almost certainly depict him as a confederate. Disney is basically a mercenary willing to fight for any and all sides in any conflict as long as they come out of it making a profit.

    • @why-ys9yk
      @why-ys9yk Год назад

      Oh, and to add, the Senator who made that remark was extremely homophobic but in 2007, was caught trying to have gay sex in a bathroom at Minneapolis Intl. Airport.

    • @cadendicky1855
      @cadendicky1855 Год назад +37

      Thank God he was born in the late 1920's!

    • @tootsie_
      @tootsie_ Год назад +70

      Like... He probably would have worn union colors but if the south somehow won, he'd probably wear confederate colors

    • @Jabadamazo
      @Jabadamazo Год назад +79

      Given Walt Disney's views, I think we unfortunately know the answer to that.

  • @TheNinjaDC
    @TheNinjaDC 2 года назад +2572

    I will say, "Industrial Revolution," is a pretty sick roller coaster name.

    • @lindac6919
      @lindac6919 2 года назад +140

      I like it. And maybe a flat ride called "Planned Obsolescence."

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 2 года назад +134

      Out of context, "The Underground Railroad" sounds like a cool ride name too.

    • @BOBTHEBERT
      @BOBTHEBERT 2 года назад

      It sounds all well and good until you end up with your arm getting ripped off by a decorative loom or whatever.

    • @jencapella
      @jencapella Год назад +38

      There’s a leisure centre near where I live called The Time Capsule. It’s a time travel-themed leisure centre.
      It has an ice age ice rink (with a woolly mammoth centre display) and the pool has an evolution of man water side.
      But the pun-de-resistance is the Industrial Revolution water rapids, where you are blasted in a circle around some iron girders.
      It’s top-notch leisure for the Scottish central belt!

    • @Wallaceismyba
      @Wallaceismyba Год назад +6

      The Industrial Revolution was one sick ride

  • @MrPeaTearGryfin
    @MrPeaTearGryfin 2 года назад +2016

    Only in American politics can you have a debate about whether Disney is allowed to build a theme park practically on top of the site of two of the most consequential battles in American history and have somebody turn it into a debate about whether Mickey Mouse is pro or anti slavery.

    • @Omnywrench
      @Omnywrench Год назад +190

      Imagine Mickey saying "Ha-ha! The south shall rise again!"

    • @AztecCroc
      @AztecCroc Год назад +21

      Near, not on.

    • @shizachan8421
      @shizachan8421 Год назад +115

      I think Disney should instead have gotten the permit to build the park on top of the graves of confederate soldiers, allowing millions of americans to step on them.

    • @jack-a-lopium
      @jack-a-lopium Год назад +10

      A battlefield is just a field. Americana is progress built upon hard work, what type of work could be harder than standing up for what you believe in with your life?

    • @HutchIsOnYT
      @HutchIsOnYT Год назад +4

      This is absolutely the most notable thing related to Larry Craig.

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 3 года назад +4084

    I love that the African American historian’s defense for working with Disney was basically
    *”Look they are gonna do it anyway, I might as well be there to damage control”*

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 3 года назад +341

      They did that with Coco, they hired a critic of the project, honestly it's not a bad idea.

    • @guy-sl3kr
      @guy-sl3kr 3 года назад +269

      @@ew275x Not that great of an idea either, considering the company's leadership. I mean, Coco still ended up with literal border patrol in the Mexican afterlife who tf thought that was okay?

    • @Jose04537
      @Jose04537 3 года назад +48

      @@guy-sl3kr That was necessary for the plot.

    • @guy-sl3kr
      @guy-sl3kr 3 года назад +281

      @@Jose04537 Necessary? It was an original plot, they could've just written something else to create tension. Revolving the story around dodging deportation was a choice. A very strange choice considering the afterlife already has a marigold bridge that the dead without ofrendas can't cross anyway...

    • @SamBrickell
      @SamBrickell 2 года назад +3

      "African American"? What the f u c k are you talking about?
      I imagine you say "white" for a person with white skin as a feature. Can you stop being a racist and treating another ethnicity differently?

  • @jadesmith8653
    @jadesmith8653 3 года назад +1678

    "Alright this hearing is to decide if the Walt Disney Company can build their park here."
    "That's cool and all, but what side of the war was Mickey on? 🤔"

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 года назад +119

      I mean, Mickey owns Pluto like property despite having befriended another member of Pluto's species. If that doesn't scream "Confederate shill" I dunno what would.

    • @BlownOutSpeakers
      @BlownOutSpeakers 2 года назад +12

      expert trolling

    • @EpicScizor
      @EpicScizor 2 года назад +64

      His point was, as I understand it, "Let them build it so I get to see which side they choose to dress Mickey as"

    • @FIXTREME
      @FIXTREME 2 года назад +3

      It's like in Days of Thunder, when Tom Cruise says that Californian's aren't Yankees

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 2 года назад +12

      I'm reminded of the scene in The Perfect American where Walt is being strangled by an Abraham Lincoln animatronic for being racist

  • @JC42023
    @JC42023 4 года назад +3757

    "we want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave"
    I'm sure there was a sincere history lesson behind that, rather than just a ride based on human rights abuse for shits-and-giggles, but they REALLY could've (and should've) phrased that better

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 4 года назад +186

      I really like their intentions but the execution was just terrible

    • @cindys9491
      @cindys9491 4 года назад +210

      @@PeruvianPotato right. Disney majors in fiction, and so is the wrong company to tell the stories of atrocities like slavery. The fact that it's Disney Co putting it in a *theme park* automatically disqualifies them from being the right one to make any kind of immersion exhibit about real history.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 3 года назад +102

      Yeah if he had just said something like "We want everyone to learn about the different perspectives of various individuals in American History" then it would've been fine

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 3 года назад +83

      Yeah. Living history is a good way to teach, but Disneyland is a fucking theme park and you're not supposed to go from serious and sad history lesson to Dumbo. Its like the changes they've made recently to the pirates of the carribean ride. Yeah it's whitewashing bad things, but pirates of the carribean isn't supposed to be a history lecture about the Golden age of piracy on a boat with anamatronic visual aids. I think Disney should stay away from all history stuff in the parks for that reason, because you can't just show the good stuff. And people go to Disneyland to have fun, not to think

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune 3 года назад +69

      I respect that they were gonna show the bad side of American heritage along with the good- the Native American village shows similar dedication- but _boy_ did they sell the idea poorly.

  • @BrightSunFilms
    @BrightSunFilms 6 лет назад +1817

    NOVELIST

    • @SuperMovieLvr933
      @SuperMovieLvr933 6 лет назад +13

      Hey you made a similar video. Yours is excellent as well.

    • @lastspartan15
      @lastspartan15 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah wtf was that

    • @RhythmGrizz
      @RhythmGrizz 6 лет назад +2

      Hi Jake

    • @maddieroxx4eva
      @maddieroxx4eva 6 лет назад +47

      The way you pronounced that killed me 😂

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 6 лет назад +5

      Is it possible to pin more than one comment? This one needs to be pinned.

  • @emilypower9748
    @emilypower9748 3 года назад +601

    "walt wouldnt have just asked us to trust him" -historian
    *walt furious at the thought of people being able to vote in his epcot town*

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Год назад +65

      Walt, for all his virtues, and vices- would have gaslit the hell out of the American people on to how this was a brilliant idea.
      And would have somehow gotten away with it too.
      That is if he didn't intrinsically understand it's a bad idea to have a theme park anywhere that there's an agressive seasonal cycle- he understood that with the placement of the EPCOT project.
      Regardless if you like him or dislike him, Walt had something late career Eisner didn't: intelligence.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheGreyTurtleEntertainmentwhat

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 5 месяцев назад +14

      ⁠@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainmentwhat walt had was charisma, laser beam focus and was incredibly stubborn. If Walt wanted something, only death could stop him. This led to him being narrow minded and a lack of short term thinking as he only saw the end of the rainbow and not how he was going to cross it. And while no fool, he was more so savvy than smart. Certainly he wasn’t practical. He was a dreamer who luckily was surrounded by more practical people who could make most of his dreams a reality.
      Eisner wasn’t stupid, he lacked confidence. He was also flippant and easily distractible. It’s why so many projects were green-lit and then immediately canned. He had one bad gamble and it forever shook his confidence in future projects. But Eisner was smart. He realized the only way to get Disney back on top was to make those risks. Do something to bring people’s attention to the company and it’s products. He was in many ways Walt’s exact opposite. He was only thinking short term and never really had an ultimate big picture. But he had enough a mind for business that he pulled Disney as a company out of the gutters and away from bankruptcy. He saved Disney for all the trouble he caused during his time there. And despite everything he seemed to genuinely care about what the company was doing enough that when he finally did commit to a project, you could tell it was something he cared for. He wasn’t the savvy dreamer Walt was, but he was practical and to completely ignore the good he did do would be foolish.

    • @officialmonarchmusic
      @officialmonarchmusic 2 месяца назад +4

      @@AnimatedTerror I think Roy is underrated. He's the guy who was really able to make Walt's ideas work

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 26 дней назад

      @@officialmonarchmusic That's what I'm saying. he surrounded himself with capable people.

  • @christianpatriot7439
    @christianpatriot7439 4 года назад +1849

    "We want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave." - Bob Weiss, Imagineer
    I hear that Disney has pretty much done this with their Florida employees.

    • @Pigsawjanet
      @Pigsawjanet 2 года назад +93

      They’re called “CaSt MeMbErS”!! 😂

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 2 года назад +70

      Wait until you hear about the Chinese kids who make their merch.

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 2 года назад +15

      @@twotailedavenger It's peonage all the way down!

    • @lindac6919
      @lindac6919 2 года назад

      Human Traffickers.

    • @basicallyarobloxian4533
      @basicallyarobloxian4533 2 года назад +3

      @KENTOPIA Defunctland actually did make an episode about Disneyland Paris, so I can see why they would call it that.

  • @starwinter6845
    @starwinter6845 6 лет назад +3675

    I don't know why the images of Disney characters photoshopped into old American war pictures were so goddamn hilarious but I literally had to pause the video to compose myself from laughing too hard

    • @enthusiasticgrog465
      @enthusiasticgrog465 5 лет назад +77

      Laughing? They were great in that they portrayed the idea of Disney intruding into American history as arrogant, disrespectful and gross. The truth they pointed out made me sick.

    • @NightTimeDay
      @NightTimeDay 5 лет назад +190

      Enthusiastic Grog it’s like laughing when you see someone fall... It’s terrible but somehow that just makes it funnier.

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty 5 лет назад +85

      @@enthusiasticgrog465 Unfortunately, painting over the battlefields with housing developments destroyed any victory they may have achieved over Disney. At least a theme park would have celebrated America, who needs another housing project?

    • @Dayonder
      @Dayonder 5 лет назад +231

      Photoshopped? Goofy was ESSENTIAL to victory at the battle of Bull Run.

    • @charleneratliff5889
      @charleneratliff5889 5 лет назад +51

      @Scott Billingsley, I agree with you. I looked up that area to see what had happened to the land and saw they had planted a bunch of McMansions on it. Disheartening.

  • @Nazrat84
    @Nazrat84 6 лет назад +1199

    Considering what Disney does now to their themed sections, focusing more on their franchises and characters over their initial theming, Disney's America, had it succeeded, would have become Captain America Land in 2018

    • @PyrotechNick77
      @PyrotechNick77 6 лет назад +73

      Nazrat84 might as well add a dash of Newsies while they're at it.

    • @TheMichigami
      @TheMichigami 6 лет назад +29

      nah, Newsies-land is over at at new york street at universal studios's backlot, if anything is left of it since they've changed it and rebuilt it over the years since filming.

    • @reitrace
      @reitrace 6 лет назад +107

      No, Disney would never dedicate a land to Captain America. They'd dedicate to all of the Avengers to get the most money out of it.

    • @Nazrat84
      @Nazrat84 6 лет назад +16

      +last2live Hey Captain Obvious, with that attitude, Disney might also dedicate a theme to you

    • @reitrace
      @reitrace 6 лет назад +21

      Nazrat84 well i would be honored

  • @2kdegenerate708
    @2kdegenerate708 6 лет назад +2997

    It took me a bit to realize that the quotes were read out by other theme park RUclipsrs. Easily the most well made episode to date. Prop Kev.

    • @2kdegenerate708
      @2kdegenerate708 6 лет назад +24

      Who did the voice for Eisner?

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 лет назад +117

      Also, reviewers like Lindsay Ellis and Quinton Reviews.

    • @2kdegenerate708
      @2kdegenerate708 6 лет назад +16

      Samantha Port Even better!

    • @HonestOtter
      @HonestOtter 6 лет назад +35

      Took me longer than it should have (I realized it when I heard Jake WIlliams' voice)

    • @Shadowonwater
      @Shadowonwater 6 лет назад +8

      It was? Didn't even realize.

  • @kryptonianpowers
    @kryptonianpowers 3 года назад +434

    If Disney's America ever came to successful fruition, I'd like to think that once a year, every Halloween, they'd do a Salem Witch Trials reenactment to reflect on Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party at Disney World.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 2 года назад +18

      That honestly sounds amazing but that's because I'm a huge history buff

    • @teal_panda_8434
      @teal_panda_8434 Год назад +8

      In VA we put witches in water to see if they float like ducks 😆 no burning at the stake here

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars Год назад

      @@teal_panda_8434 there was a lot of that thing where they crushed them with giant rocks too

    • @teal_panda_8434
      @teal_panda_8434 Год назад +4

      @@dharmallars yeah…. If you lived with 50lbs of rocks on your chest then you were a witch…too bad all of these methods killed the innocent 🧐😂

    • @gavanscommandblock
      @gavanscommandblock 10 месяцев назад

      maybe they can do a show based on hocus pocus

  • @shark180
    @shark180 6 лет назад +1719

    "There stands General Goofy, like I stone wall." -Unknown Union Soldier.

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 5 лет назад +25

      So when does Disney do a Stonewall film and piss off everyone even more than Roland Emmerich did?
      I look forward to the drama.

    • @ChiefAnimal
      @ChiefAnimal 5 лет назад +95

      And the great general was heard to say "Gwarsh, fellas."

    • @t.a.d.k.d6580
      @t.a.d.k.d6580 5 лет назад +7

      ChiefAnimal *Gunshots Ensue*

    • @joedart1465
      @joedart1465 4 года назад +27

      The tomb of the unknown cartoon character.

    • @ck-1649
      @ck-1649 4 года назад +16

      Don't get me started on Commander Donald

  • @Emanistan
    @Emanistan 6 лет назад +907

    "We want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave" --how could such a concept fail?

    • @urbosasfurry2126
      @urbosasfurry2126 5 лет назад +25

      I feel like a slave when I see my W-2.

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 5 лет назад +13

      @@urbosasfurry2126 Okay Libertarian

    • @harpsarp66
      @harpsarp66 4 года назад +1

      Dino Saurio w a g e s l a v e r y

    • @Dre2Dee2
      @Dre2Dee2 4 года назад +5

      To be fair, this is what Black Lives Matter is doing today so

    • @edwardspidermonkey
      @edwardspidermonkey 3 года назад +12

      @@Dre2Dee2uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh y

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 6 лет назад +1008

    I don't doubt Disney and Eisner meant well, but there is NO WAY an entire park based on American history would have worked. No matter how it had been depicted, there would have been two camps: One side would be angry that the park was too critical of America, and another would be angry that it was not critical enough. Ask 100 people what America means to them, and you will receive 100 different answers. Make a park about America and put 100 people in it, and 100 people will tell you that you did it wrong. Disney's brand is based on selling dreams. Dreams are where Disney needs to stay.

    • @nfijef
      @nfijef 6 лет назад +49

      Well put.

    • @Cargo_Bay
      @Cargo_Bay 6 лет назад +63

      Yep, pretty much. I wonder if that’s why the America pavilion in Epcot is the most boring one there. They had to put a small amphitheater there to take up space.. (though, I guess the argument is that you’re already in America...)

    • @Dre2Dee2
      @Dre2Dee2 4 года назад +5

      All you would have to do is simply ignore both.
      The money from the tourism would speak volumes to how much people wouldve ACTUALLY loved the park

    • @calebnation7797
      @calebnation7797 4 года назад +4

      What about the American dream? That’s like... the most popular dream

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 года назад +1

      Eloquently stated

  • @fossfox
    @fossfox 4 года назад +892

    "If Disney were a country, it'd be Israel. Their reputation is almost a burden. There are things they cannot do with impunity that other companies can."
    Hoo boy, this got spicy

    • @Dre2Dee2
      @Dre2Dee2 4 года назад +7

      She really is a despicable wretch, but are we really surprised?

    • @SafetySpooon
      @SafetySpooon 3 года назад +8

      @@Dre2Dee2 No, I'm not surprised that some moronic RUclipsr would think that.

    • @guy-sl3kr
      @guy-sl3kr 3 года назад +24

      If Disney were a country, it'd be the USA let's be real. Colonizing land in the name of profits is like, the most American thing there is.

    • @fossfox
      @fossfox 3 года назад +37

      @@guy-sl3kr
      That's true, but Disney's impunity to scandals because of how rich they are being compared to Israel is still really god damn funny

    • @guy-sl3kr
      @guy-sl3kr 3 года назад +24

      @@fossfox Oh yeah no doubt about it. Though being able to avoid criticism because they're rich just makes them even more American if you think about it

  • @aspenpotter930
    @aspenpotter930 5 лет назад +914

    love the way defunctland disney edition is basically just "and now on the mikey eisner fucked up show"

    • @ViolenVaymire
      @ViolenVaymire 2 года назад +28

      After watching all of these video's about Eisner, He truly seems like the modern CEO, in that, There soulless, profit driven people who Rot everything they touch.

    • @s70driver2005
      @s70driver2005 2 года назад +2

      I always love how and which way Eisner will be brought up.

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 2 года назад +14

      @@ViolenVaymire ??? you clearly haven't been paying attention then, eisner is like the complete opposite, he took risks whether or not it would financially benefit the company in the name of creativity whereas iger did the exact opposite. sure he made it a bigger monoply company but there's a reason why everyone hates disney now.

    • @lifepreviouslybalanced5743
      @lifepreviouslybalanced5743 2 года назад +12

      @@dankerbell Er, i forgot which episode it was but it was mentioned that in the beginning M.Eisner _did_ stress the need for creativity, but for multiple reasons, later on, M.Eisner took the easier and safer options rather than take risks and that his view of creativity got skewed

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 года назад +2

      @@ViolenVaymire You mean like Bob Paycheck?

  • @Brentsfriend
    @Brentsfriend 6 лет назад +752

    I'm so happy that RUclips is producing Ken Burn style programming to attract PBS viewers like me.

    • @piperian3962
      @piperian3962 6 лет назад +108

      Brentsfriend Defunctland is actually brought to you in part by viewers like you!

    • @dynasty0019
      @dynasty0019 6 лет назад +89

      Thank you. *PBS voice.

    • @todd1737
      @todd1737 5 лет назад +12

      If PBS started a channel that specialized in short, 15 minute documentaries that would be dope. Check out the Mauritania mini-doc on youtube.

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 5 лет назад +2

      Never forget the Arthur Vining Davis Foundation.

  • @ElenaGlitch
    @ElenaGlitch 6 лет назад +1412

    The dedication to Ken Burns theming makes me happy and I don’t even know why.
    I might just be a nerd.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 5 лет назад +14

      Same!!

    • @anonymousanonymity2815
      @anonymousanonymity2815 5 лет назад +6

      I noticed it in like 4 seconds lmao

    • @Crow.Author
      @Crow.Author 4 года назад +17

      The commitment to the Ken Burns style is truly astonishing.

    • @jeffeffery8181
      @jeffeffery8181 4 года назад +19

      This is one of the best parodies I've ever seen, AND it's a documentary. It's just the perfect vehicle for the topic

    • @mrssallybrown619
      @mrssallybrown619 4 года назад +9

      I was just going to comment on this. I’m a huge fan of Ken Burns and this is a glorious homage!

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 3 года назад +201

    I believe this can be summed up with an old Monkey Island quote
    "Your heart's in the right place dear, but your mind is somewhere cold and dark and covered in spiders."

  • @rainyrainold
    @rainyrainold 5 лет назад +1014

    "No one wants a Coney Island in their backyard!"
    I do...

  • @wpk914
    @wpk914 6 лет назад +374

    The idea of Disney describing parts of their own park as "painful, disturbing, and agonizing" sounds like something from an Onion headline, not the official press release. Good comedic timing too with the "In hindsight, this was the wrong thing to say."
    Once again, excellent job!

  • @Phobos_Anomaly
    @Phobos_Anomaly 6 лет назад +691

    "The company that brought you Mickey Mouse and friends promises 'painful, disturbing and agonizing' exhibits at its new theme park."
    That quote is pure gold, I love the subtle snark. It made me laugh more than it really should have lol. Thank you Washington Post.

  • @agletdontforgetit
    @agletdontforgetit 4 года назад +807

    I just LOVE how you structured this exactly like a history documentary... the cut ins with quotes, the voice acting, the way they credit quotes with the same voice actor... I LOVE IT!!

    • @Karniveron
      @Karniveron 2 года назад +65

      specifically, it's structured off of Ken Burns' Civil War doc

    • @laurenhorner6963
      @laurenhorner6963 2 года назад +2

      @@Karniveron Reminds me of the documentary about the Battle of Schrute Farms

    • @notoriouswhitemoth
      @notoriouswhitemoth Год назад +8

      It isn't just like a documentary. It _is_ a documentary.

    • @M_Lev
      @M_Lev Год назад +8

      @@laurenhorner6963 Which was also modeled after Ken Burns' The Civil War

    • @carolinemcgovern4488
      @carolinemcgovern4488 Год назад

      Honestly it was super cool that he did that, very unique.

  • @fordgtguy
    @fordgtguy 6 лет назад +447

    Williamsburg didn't have the population to hold a theme park. Busch Gardens: "Hold my beer."

    • @GonnaDieNever
      @GonnaDieNever 6 лет назад +45

      Colonial Williamsburg is already a historical themepark in all but name tbh.

    • @Blackwaltz25
      @Blackwaltz25 5 лет назад +3

      More like, "Hold my Oktoberfest"

  • @devanhinskey9001
    @devanhinskey9001 4 года назад +467

    19:10 “Building a park about American history on top of historic ground was akin to building a theme park based on California in California.”
    OH, THE IRONY!!! THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE IRONY!!!

    • @allowableman2
      @allowableman2 Год назад +4

      Imagine if California adventure was built where Disney’s America would’ve been

    • @sherricemojgani8301
      @sherricemojgani8301 Год назад +3

      So interesting to see how the ideas for this park were used in California Adventure, which felt like so random when it opened. Like Soarin' is a great ride, shocking to think that it came out of the idea of celebrating americas armed forces.

  • @kissofshadows21
    @kissofshadows21 6 лет назад +391

    I feel like this would have been a major disaster if had come to fruition. There is no way Disney could have kept the park child-friendly while being historically accurate.

    • @spencerpetunia8268
      @spencerpetunia8268 6 лет назад +66

      Maybe Disney could've taken a whack at a park aimed much more at adults. You know, since more people are choosing to have kids later or to not have children at all, it could've been pretty damn profitable now and in the future.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 5 лет назад +74

      I think if they did try to keep it child friendly they'd have probably given a very vague or watered down version of history to keep it more appropriate. Personally I think kids are a lot smarter than we give them credit for, and I think they could have handled certain things as long as they were accompanied by a parent or had someone to answer all the questions they had.

    • @DustyKneezz
      @DustyKneezz 5 лет назад +2

      -___-

    • @inkyguy
      @inkyguy 5 лет назад +57

      kissofshadows21, the Disney company should remember that part of Walt's original vision for animation was to tell hard, painful and sad stories too in a way that live-action could never capture. Remember, the early films don't leave all children smiling. My first Disney film, "Pinocchio" at age 5, had me bawling all the way from our seats to the car. The portrayal of separation from parents was frightening and scary to me.
      It really would take a vision and commitment to authentically portray history. Obviously, it would not always be an "feel good" experience, and it would not necessarily be a park for everyone.
      This, however, would be perhaps too far and radical a departure for Disney as well as financially risky. Walt, sitting on a bench watching his daughters on a park ride envisioned from its very inception making parks "for the whole family" so that neither child nor adult was left on the sidelines sitting on a bench. It would take something unique indeed to tell the American story in its glory and horror that could draw in the whole family.

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 5 лет назад +29

      @@inkyguy Everyone would complain these days. Like some folks say Zootopia is part of some eebil SJDub PC agenda to promote feminism and others say Zootopia is part of some eebil fascist pro-police agenda to promote assimilation and respectability politics. And of course the porn. Lots and lots of porn.
      Disney's already controversial enough with Star Wars. They'd piss off everyone when trying to do Didney's Murica.
      Let's just say if Didney produced Coco without Pixar, there wouldn't be any scenes with the most feared weapon in all of Latin America, La Chancla.
      Moana was made by focus groups while Coco was made by an actual Mexican. Wondering how Didney would do the Book of Esther. Finally a Jewish Disney Princess.

  • @goozygo102
    @goozygo102 3 года назад +1288

    As someone who lives in DC, we dodged a flipping missile
    Also it's funny that Disney was trying to make history "interesting" cause DC has several museums and events that do the same thing and then some FOR FREE

    • @idontownaname
      @idontownaname 2 года назад +20

      THIS

    • @kevinxu3892
      @kevinxu3892 2 года назад +64

      This probably would've been Disney's downfall even if they went through with opening. How many tourists coming in to Regan or BWI, and staying in DC or Arlington hotels, will really make the effort to find transportation and pay for something that they could get at the Smithsonian? Minus the roller coasters I suppose
      Hell Udvar Hazy Center is a free attraction and I doubt it would even reach half capacity if it wasn't for local suburban day trip folk

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind 2 года назад +17

      @@kevinxu3892 I realy realy doubt that people who would be interested in a Themepark are those that normaly go to visit a Museum though...

    • @ducatisti
      @ducatisti 2 года назад +28

      @@Blutwind Not necessarily. I'm part of a huge group of coaster fanatics, almost all of us are equally interested in history and usually spend equal time at local museums and amusement parks.

    • @DaLatinKnight
      @DaLatinKnight 2 года назад +19

      @@ducatisti can testify the same. My girlfriend and I love museums, we also love theme parks and amusement parks.
      I feel like Disney could have done something here, but it obviously was not created in any good way.

  • @AJadedLizard
    @AJadedLizard 5 лет назад +162

    The fact that you just deadass made a Ken Burns' Civil War spoof documentary and then played it completely straight is why I love this channel.

  • @amb163
    @amb163 5 лет назад +1097

    I can see both sides. I would be worried about a watered-down, trivialized version of history... but then, at least it might spark interest into deeper historical study with some guests, and the revenue could be used to promote/maintain historical artifacts, etc. In the end, the area ended up a McMansion Suburb... which is possibly worse. Ugh.
    Having said all that -- this was a very well-done, balanced look at the issues. I've been binge-watching the first two seasons of Defunctland over the past week and I'm amazed at the increased production values throughout. Great work!

    • @CRAM079
      @CRAM079 4 года назад +21

      its better to not slap people in the face with hard to look at history. its better to ease people into it. Makes for more interested people and debates and less radicalized people thinking that said bad history is still going on today.

    • @robinhay43
      @robinhay43 4 года назад +93

      @@CRAM079 No it's not better to keep people ignorant. This has to be the most ridiculous comment I have ever read. Really? Radicals? From learning fking history? Do you see what you wrote?

    • @CRAM079
      @CRAM079 4 года назад +43

      @@robinhay43 telling children that they should hate themselves and their country because mistakes were made in the past is not the way to teach history. And in no way did I say they shouldn't teach history. They should stimulate peoples desire to look deeper into history. I love history my father has a masters in US and Military history. Yet people seem to focus on all the mistakes that were made in US history and conveniently ignore all the great things the US has done is why we have so much uneducated people in the country.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 года назад +24

      @@CRAM079 I tell you now, yous a bitch. Give it to em raw and real I say. You historians, always up your own ass. I'm glad I never became one of you despite my love of WW1 history.
      "its better to not slap people in the face with hard to look at history"
      What a load of bullshit! The Great War channel didn't sugar coat history for me! And the history was better for it! If not for that channel I would never have learned of the collapse of the Ottoman empire or that Joseph Joffre was unfairly maligned for his assaults on the trenches! He was a bad general besides that, BUT! He had to attack those trenches, or Russia would fold. My History class left that part out. I would never have learned of the heroic champion of Serbia Milunka Savic! "hate myself". BAH! The sins of the father or not the sins of the son! And frankly, you lot like like white supremacists!
      Take your propaganda elsewhere you coward! I don't want my teachers to tip toe around the truth! I'm tired of liars! I get enough of that from politics!

    • @keithwellerlounge74
      @keithwellerlounge74 4 года назад +20

      History is a complicated subject, but it's incorporated into all theme parks. In fact it's relevant to everything we do. I think maybe they made the reference to history too literal with this park. That's why people were bound to get caught up in the slavery and collonial aspects rather than just viewing it like one of the World Showcase pavillions in Epcot or Frontierland and Magic Kingdom, which are essentially celebrations of historical eras which wlould have been full of controversial subjects. They should have been less in your face about it, mentioning slavery at all is incredibly stupid. They needed to remember that it's a theme park first and foremost, not a history lesson.

  • @suntanironman
    @suntanironman 5 лет назад +448

    Oh, wow. Didn't expect to see my old history professor (James Horton) in this video. I never knew he was involved in some way with Disney.

    • @annadams2687
      @annadams2687 4 года назад +28

      Not only that, but he was given Morgan Freeman's voice!

    • @suntanironman
      @suntanironman 4 года назад +18

      Ann Adams Yeah. I don’t remember Professor Horton having a Morgan Freeman-esk voice, lol.

    • @Mr_Redsfan
      @Mr_Redsfan 3 года назад +18

      David McCullough delivered the commencement speech at my college graduation. It was BRUTALLY boring and overlong

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 2 года назад +126

    My favorite thing about Larry Craig’s absolute bonkers “blue or gray” argument, aside from it being Larry “bathroom stall” Craig saying it, is like… imagine if Disney stuck Mickey in a confederate uniform? Like just truly imagine that. I, too, would love to watch Disney try to tell that story.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 месяцев назад

      I mean, they made Donald a Nazi that one time...

    • @shawnd567
      @shawnd567 3 месяца назад

      It wouldn't need to be sold because that wasn't going to happen. It was a dumb, anti Disney/progress comment.

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 6 лет назад +873

    This seems like such a good and such a terrible idea all at once. Given how properties-heavy the parks have become, the park would probably get remade into something involving Star Wars and Marvel at this point.

    • @unemilifleur
      @unemilifleur 6 лет назад +134

      xingcat marvel land. Captain America in the middle

    • @holbrooke7
      @holbrooke7 6 лет назад +27

      Probably needing sponsorship out the wahoo for attractions like the farming area.

    • @CoderatheGreat
      @CoderatheGreat 6 лет назад +130

      Seeing as how the Norwegian themed ride Maelstrom at Epcot became a ride based on Frozen, they would probably rebrand the World War II section into Captain America Land and the Native American section into Pocahantas Land had this park been built.

    • @rustydiamonds771
      @rustydiamonds771 6 лет назад +30

      xingcat
      Oh dang, your right!
      "Introducing AVENGERS MEET STAR WARS AND ELSA LAND!(previously Disney American, cough.)"

    • @jerryc5716
      @jerryc5716 6 лет назад +60

      The Civil War Fort would now feature a recreation of the main battle from captain America: Civil War

  • @brodymanandts
    @brodymanandts 3 года назад +109

    As a person who grew up less then 5 miles from where this was supposed to be built let me say that it was very popular in the local area. People from prince William county are still mad at Ken burns because he made these people from half way across the country famous enough to block what the local people wanted. I went to a county council meeting on this and for over 3 hours everyone just said that they wanted Disney there. We saw what had happened to Orlando where a small city that no one want to live at became a thriving city. Instead that area turned into housing that almost no one can afford (most cost over $500k-1.5M) and a golf course for the super rich.

    • @zippolighter4903
      @zippolighter4903 Год назад +6

      It’s already happening to Haymarket. Small city that isn’t ready to expand this fast, at the current rate

    • @115DELDE
      @115DELDE 10 месяцев назад +6

      If Disney managed to make the park, your taxes would have been so high, most people would have yo leave because they would not be able to pay for anything. Look at all yhe small towns near Disney Orlando, everything is expensive and no one can afford it.
      Your town would thrive, but rich citizens would move and poor citizens would leave.

    • @ryanm2279
      @ryanm2279 9 месяцев назад

      This is basically a massively scaled up (and parkified) Greenfield Village

  • @childeater7327
    @childeater7327 3 года назад +255

    “We want to make you feel like slaves”
    Why not send us to where you make the toys then

    • @mutilatedpopsicles
      @mutilatedpopsicles 9 месяцев назад +2

      This comment is funnier than people gave it credit for

    • @MsDisneylandlover
      @MsDisneylandlover 9 месяцев назад

      It sends a strong message for blacks..smh.

  • @Maswartz226
    @Maswartz226 Год назад +129

    Gotta love how both sides lost in the end and the area was developed anyways.

    • @trustytrest
      @trustytrest Год назад +3

      Spoiler alert, but the opposition to Disney never cared about the historical significance of the site. They just wanted Disney to lose. The site could become a landfill covered in garbage and they wouldn't care.

    • @shawnd567
      @shawnd567 3 месяца назад +1

      Haha

    • @justinwarthen
      @justinwarthen Месяц назад +2

      Classic northern virginia, what a wasteland of sprawl

  • @jonathanstern5537
    @jonathanstern5537 5 лет назад +568

    Mickey was made in California, so he would likely be Union.

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 5 лет назад +46

      According to the Presidents song, the Warner siblings fought for the Confederacy.

    • @myettechase
      @myettechase 4 года назад +68

      I have trouble believing that any creation of Walt’s would be pro-union. In any sense of the word.

    • @aidenhall8593
      @aidenhall8593 3 года назад +70

      I believe that Walt Disney’s idealized version of America, there was no room for slavery. While he may have disputed like many people at the time and even today that this was the cause of the war, I think overall he would have supported the reunification of the country with the free side over the independence of the south. Also mans was obsessed with Abe Lincoln so that right there should tell you which side he would have played for.

    • @hubertberrum6242
      @hubertberrum6242 3 года назад +6

      It wasn't even a state during the war

    • @p.rick12
      @p.rick12 3 года назад +1

      The "Dirty Rat" LOL

  • @garjo7131
    @garjo7131 6 лет назад +164

    Give this man an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony fucking anything! This dude needs to be commended for his work if it has reached this level of quality! Give him everything!
    Perfect video! Can't wait to see what you will do next!

    • @9trina
      @9trina 6 лет назад +1

      Garjo I cannot like this comment enough!

    • @garjo7131
      @garjo7131 6 лет назад

      Trina B. Thank you for your kindness!

    • @fucktardickis
      @fucktardickis 6 лет назад +3

      You do realize this is a parody of Ken Burns the Civil War documentary right?

    • @Defunctland
      @Defunctland  6 лет назад +4

      Lol. Go look at the Wikipedia page, which can be read in about two minutes versus my script which took thirty-seven minutes to read.

    • @Defunctland
      @Defunctland  6 лет назад +2

      kamalindsey I’m assuming you mean Action Park. That Wikipedia page is very in depth, but I did not copy it and I extended the research and found much more information. I assume you haven’t created anything such as this yourself and don’t understand the process. I’m more interested in why when someone compliments the work my team and I do you feel the need to jump in and knock it down. Why not just move on or stop watching?

  • @badatgaming
    @badatgaming 6 лет назад +153

    Knott Family worried that Disney would change too much of their park.
    Cedar Fair: "Hold my beer."

    • @ravenwing199
      @ravenwing199 6 лет назад +5

      Patrick Gilbert Cedar Fair really just added more rides which inevitably changed the atmosphere.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад +1

      They weren't responsible for removing many of the classic rides.

    • @bbolin5626
      @bbolin5626 5 лет назад

      Patrick Gilbert It still has that old feel.

  • @feralgecko9727
    @feralgecko9727 2 года назад +111

    The fact that this is edited like a Ken Burns documentary is so hilarious to me. Incredible attention to detail.

  • @username25o9
    @username25o9 6 лет назад +191

    This series is a masterpiece that continues to intrigue people who otherwise never would have realized how much goes into amusement parks and the history within.

    • @tximistarissole
      @tximistarissole Год назад

      I think what did it for me was a combination of playing the shit out of rollercoaster tycoon and reading The Devil in the White City. Good shit!!

    • @statementofjoespooky1660
      @statementofjoespooky1660 Год назад

      @@tximistarissolei read that book years ago when I was interested in true crime, and didn’t pay much attention to the parts about the fair itself, but now that I’ve distanced myself from true crime as a genre, I’m actually very interested in reading the book again solely for the fair. I remember thinking that the book was mostly about the fair and not Holmes anyway, tbh.

  • @SameNameDifferentGame
    @SameNameDifferentGame 6 лет назад +299

    It's true: the traffic on I-66 has never improved. I retroactively wish this park was up the freeway from me just so 66 wouldn't be so awful.

    • @numus19
      @numus19 6 лет назад +10

      I wish it was Williamsburg so I-64 would have been fixed. They are slowly expanding I-64, they are finally up to Fort Eustis (soon to be done up to Busch Gardens) but it is still slow going.

    • @chipandskip1
      @chipandskip1 6 лет назад +6

      I-66 is a nightmare

    • @TheXboxReviewer
      @TheXboxReviewer 6 лет назад +17

      Not that we'd ever know for sure, but there's a ton of research that shows that wider highways do nothing to fix congestion. Traffic is caused by inefficient movement, not car volume.
      This is why trains and subways are so important as well as intelligent planned highways.

    • @thaddeuskyle572
      @thaddeuskyle572 6 лет назад +1

      +Eric L I honestly can't wait 'till they finish expanding I-64.

    • @kesseret
      @kesseret 6 лет назад +4

      I always wondered why they didn't bother to bring the Metro at least Manassas.... I remember in 1998 I would drive up to Arlington for work - straight up 66 to my exit - and once I was past the beltway exit it was home free.
      A few months ago I had to drive into DC (Capitol Hill area) during rush hour on the evening of a home Nats game. I almost blew my brains out. Took me 2.5 hours to get to Falls Church and then 3 more hours to get to Capitol Hill.

  • @sunshinepurple1043
    @sunshinepurple1043 4 года назад +376

    Your commitment to Ken Burns' documentary style is admirable. Well done!

    • @scotthewitt258
      @scotthewitt258 11 месяцев назад

      I swear I thought I had a different video highlighted when I clicked the app.
      I was like "Ken Burns did a documentary on this, too?"

  • @emotionalfriend3864
    @emotionalfriend3864 3 года назад +429

    The only problem with this park and the idea behind it is that it's DISNEY'S America. I completely agree with the lady saying that Disney's reputation is almost a burden. They could have funded and built something educational and interesting and real that sparked interest in Virginian and American history without being held back by Disney's reputation and expectations, but they HAD to slap the Disney name on there because ultimately this was all an exercise in bolstering or adding to the Disney brand. It's such a fumbling, predictable 90s rampant capitalism move that the Disney of today is too savvy to make. They don't call it Disney's Star Wars or Disney's Marvel's The Avengers because at some point they realized the burden of their name and reputation.
    Without the Disney name and reputation this sounds scarcely different to any other historical reenactment experience of which there are thousands across the country that have been built and operate mostly without a hitch. Truthfully I don't even know if this is really on brand for Disney anyway. I always saw Disney as being more about magic and fantasy and escapism into fiction rather than about reality let alone the extremely gritty reality of early America. Just one more reason why it was completely unnecessary to make it Disney's America. If Disney had just funded it or done it without making reference to Disney or its intellectual properties I think the whole thing would've been fine.

    • @KingofSwing1
      @KingofSwing1 2 года назад +3

      They own all of those companies, so what's the difference?

    • @MichaelMiller-tm2os
      @MichaelMiller-tm2os 2 года назад +2

      She didn't need to make an anti-semitic comment about Israel, though. That immediately discredited her to me.

    • @emotionalfriend3864
      @emotionalfriend3864 2 года назад +54

      @@MichaelMiller-tm2os Not only was that statement not anti-semitic, it wasn't even an inherently negative statement. She likened Disney to Israel in the sense that their reputation subjects them to scrutiny not levelled against those of a lesser reputation. If anything the comparison gives praise to both, but I guess we all hear what we want to hear. Please do not discredit someone because of your own misinterpretation of their words.

    • @StarlightPrism
      @StarlightPrism 2 года назад +33

      @@KingofSwing1 The point is that the "Disney" name comes with certain connotations. It's associated with being child-friendly, sanitized, and phony. If they want something to sound cool, mature, or serious, they don't make the Disney name too prominent.

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 Год назад

      @@MichaelMiller-tm2os Come back here and admit to being wrong like the b$tch you are!

  • @ChiefAnimal
    @ChiefAnimal 5 лет назад +425

    "We want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave..." All they have to do that is to hire them as a cast member...

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 года назад +5

      yeah, a cast member that is supposed to be a slave in the park.
      other than that, no.

    • @darleneglenn3857
      @darleneglenn3857 4 года назад +2

      Oh ...that's freaking awesome! So true!

  • @AlexChipman
    @AlexChipman 6 лет назад +361

    Wait wait wait! The area now has tons of homes on it? What happened to the destroying of landmarks and battlefield argument? Perhaps some of these historians that were opposed had investments in real estate? I think Alan was right. Some deep pursed people pushed disney out.

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 5 лет назад +8

      Alex Chipman, agreed at least Disney tried to make it somewhat like merica

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 4 года назад +7

      Because I hate my fellow historians

    • @robgillan2493
      @robgillan2493 4 года назад +13

      @Aspiring Marauder are you kidding? so because the people who threw up housing and a business park dont care about the history of the location because the people destroying it are local? give your head a shake, if these historians truly cared these houses wouldnt have gone up. While Disney is no good imo it still would have done a lot more justice to the area historically then new houses and grocery stores ever will

    • @jemofthe80s18
      @jemofthe80s18 4 года назад

      @Alex Chipman I honestly called them out as possibly having gotten LOTS of cash in exchange for the real estate but just a 'historical experience' from Disney!

    • @jerryspringer3098
      @jerryspringer3098 4 года назад +1

      @Aspiring Marauder To be fair, there is an old family grave yard that was preserved in a grass island in the parking lot of a supermarket in the area now, so .... lol !

  • @Brashnir
    @Brashnir 5 лет назад +509

    I lived through this.
    Now the site is a non-descript sub-development of condos. Good job, NIMBYs.
    Also, the planned I-66 expansion happened anyway. You accomplished nothing.

    • @Brashnir
      @Brashnir 4 года назад +62

      @Ricky Shiffer You're not wrong. There are a lot of problematic things about the concepts of the park. I'd like to think it would have improved over time.
      That said, literally none of that had anything to do with why it never got built. It was, in fact, the complete opposite. An army of jackasses who refused to let anything get developed near a Confederate landmark.

    • @lance51542
      @lance51542 4 года назад +3

      @Ricky Shiffer who cares people have killed one another every where it isint special just because it was Americans who did it and it would teach history better than most schools do

    • @lance51542
      @lance51542 4 года назад

      @Ricky Shiffer and many city's where destroyed with large amounts of there pops desecrated so by that logic most old city's must be abandoned for its just to sacrilegious to use bloody land and ive learnt way more history from video games than i ever did in school because they where entertaining it doesn't matter that disney would water it down since its more likely that it would of made kids more interested in history than a class will

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 3 года назад +5

      @@lance51542
      Dude either deleted the comment but yah, I guarantee that I would not give a flying shit about guns, tanks or even WW2 if it weren’t for shit like CoD, If you handed me papers of history, I would just read for a few minutes before skipping pages and paragraphs. Give me the ability to play in that battle and now I’m willing to hear you out.

    • @DaLatinKnight
      @DaLatinKnight 2 года назад +4

      @@Predator20357 i mean the biggest issue with history in school is that it's not presented in an interesting way. History isn't just "this happened there" and even a lot of what people say they learned from elsewhere outside of school stops there. History is really cool when you get to the "this is the context of why this happened there, and these are the consequences to society and the mentality of people today"
      Hell, the American Civil War itself is interesting, not just because of battles or what have you, but also because it's a good starting point for modern day politics and race relations.

  • @jackgill6519
    @jackgill6519 4 года назад +95

    Nothing ages a newspaper like the headline: “DELOREAN: The New, Improved”

  • @alexkmz
    @alexkmz 6 лет назад +113

    So I actually live in the area that was to be Disney's America, a small area called Bristow. The area has since boomed in population, and has entered the bid for Amazon's new campus. Right now, they are in the final running under the "Northern Virginia" Bid, and since most of the population of PWC, Manassass, and Bristow weren't around for the Disney's America fight, ironically everyone is rooting for Amazon to come here, since home costs would skyrocket.

    • @ArmundJay
      @ArmundJay 4 года назад

      Unrelated, but I lived in Bristow too...
      Oklahoma’s Bristow though!

    • @brennicolas3093
      @brennicolas3093 4 года назад +4

      @Ricky Shiffer idiot, that was their point, they were like “hOw cOuLd YoU dEsEcRaTe HiStOrIcAl LaNdMaRkS”

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj 4 года назад +4

      @Ricky Shiffer
      Speak for yourself, read the signs of protesters many people were protesting for preservation and environmental causes, and they lost this "war".

  • @salsalas116
    @salsalas116 6 лет назад +484

    Really the 90's was just a rough time for Disney
    I also sometimes think that Kevin Perjurer is Michel Eisner

    • @lamontyaboy718
      @lamontyaboy718 6 лет назад +33

      The plot thickens...
      But it couldn't have been too rough. They did have all those hit movies like Lion King and Toy Story.

    • @OctaviousNight
      @OctaviousNight 5 лет назад +8

      Wait he isn’t?

    • @jacobgregersen377
      @jacobgregersen377 5 лет назад +4

      Kevin is micheal

    • @RobRidleyLive
      @RobRidleyLive 5 лет назад +5

      Perjurer would seem to translate literally to "Liar". How can we trust anything he says?

    • @MP-nq9ht
      @MP-nq9ht 5 лет назад +16

      @Lamont Ya Boy Disney’s film division was doing very well in the 90’s. Movies like Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Lion King, and Toy Story made sure of that, but Disney made a lot of bad decision’s with it’s theme park division, and their acquisition of ABC was ultimately a bit of a waste of money seeing as they struggled to produce quality content for the network. And things really started to go bad for Disney after Frank Wells’ death and Jeffrey Katzenberg’s subsequent departure from the company, as it seems Eisner was not capable of running the company effectively by himself.

  • @bakaneko9741
    @bakaneko9741 6 лет назад +409

    Lol, I love how you made this video like one of those old, educational, civil war videos we had to watch in school, back in the day.... Where quotes from soldiers and generals were read off by voice actors and such! Lol! Brought back memories, felt nostalgic, educational and informative yet also entertaining... Also, a VERY PATRIOTIC theme for a 4th of July video! Lol! Anyway.... Good work as always! And, of course, keep it up!! :) ~~

    • @Rob-kv5kq
      @Rob-kv5kq 5 лет назад +17

      Baka Neko Ken Burns The Civil War

    • @InternetHydra
      @InternetHydra 5 лет назад

      Heh, I was more getting a Alpha Centauri vibe from it. Call me uneducated... but I say correctly educated!

  • @inc0mingr0flc0pter
    @inc0mingr0flc0pter Год назад +116

    32:51 So, instead of an homage to American history in a historical setting, we get suburban sprawl in a historical setting. A great W for the historian community, I’ll say.

    • @KotoCrash
      @KotoCrash Год назад +13

      Yeah they really shot themselves in the foot

    • @DanielMortensen
      @DanielMortensen 11 месяцев назад +4

      unreal hahaha

    • @Humorless_Wokescold
      @Humorless_Wokescold 10 месяцев назад

      Suburban sprawl is a fucking plague.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 5 месяцев назад +10

      Do you think the historians got to sign off on it? I doubt they were consulted at all. It's not their fault the land was developed.

    • @0larue0
      @0larue0 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@kwarra-an right exactly, but they had a chance to sign off on, and consult about the Disney park, which they shortsightedly chose to resist and drive out. The land was going to be used for something, and while I'm all for more housing being built, suburban sprawl right next to an historic battlefield is NOT the way. I would have rather Disney built the park than some real estate developer made low density housing. It's an eyesore and it's bad for the environment AND it probably was built on land with historical artifacts. Loss all the way around.

  • @spicedch4i
    @spicedch4i 6 лет назад +122

    I didn't realize how obsessed I am with these videos until I saw the notification and silently cheered

  • @702octopus
    @702octopus 6 лет назад +92

    "...would be like building a california themed park, in california"
    *glares suspiciously at Disneys California Adventure*

  • @QuintonReviews
    @QuintonReviews 6 лет назад +641

    Honestly, unlike a lot of Defunct Disney stuff, I’m not sure that I’m too upset that this was never made. It sounds sort of dull for most kids (a lot of “helping the guests understand what it was like to be in war”) and I love America’s history, but more under a context of gritty cause and effect. I’m not sure if it works as a giant thrillridey park. Sounds like you get more out of Mount Vernon or the Smithsonian.
    This honestly really reminds me of the weak elements of Disney’s California. Anyways, thanks for having me on!

    • @reitrace
      @reitrace 6 лет назад +51

      i actually live in the area and have been to many of the battlefields of the war.
      Disney's America was a bad idea from the start and i'm very happy it was never built

    • @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
      @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 6 лет назад +46

      Quinton Reviews Maybe it's just cuz I'm a history buff but this seems awesome to me. To each their own.

    • @poego6045
      @poego6045 6 лет назад +28

      Sad that now it's just more homes in that spot instead though. Problematic as Disney's America was, at least it wasn't uninspired and even more wasteful of the land, land which was confirmed as old battlefields.

    • @fallenmango8420
      @fallenmango8420 6 лет назад +27

      Imagine how badly they’d have ruined it if they had built it. It would all be captain America now.

    • @etikiadicknetwork465
      @etikiadicknetwork465 6 лет назад +16

      Quinton Reviews You know America's history wasn't completely gritty, right?

  • @officialroxxmusic
    @officialroxxmusic 3 года назад +173

    James Horton’s a true G for his views on helping Disney try to achieve their vision in a correct way.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 2 года назад +20

      Completely agree. I love his mindset and actually trying to help ensure history is handled properly, without coming off as antagonistic or dismissive.

  • @japzone
    @japzone 6 лет назад +485

    I just find it ridiculous that people opposed Disney developing the land, but then did nothing when it was paved over for housing developments. Maybe it was just one of the arguments, but it was a stupid one.

    • @piperian3962
      @piperian3962 6 лет назад +30

      Well Disney is a big target.

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 6 лет назад +21

      japzone maybe they did and it was not mentioned. Also land development wasn’t the only issue

    • @bronxbearbud272
      @bronxbearbud272 5 лет назад +52

      As a child growing up in the Bronx, I flew a kite in a city park called Ferry Point Park. A public asset that was, to use a phrase anti-socialist shriek when poor people benefit, that land was " stolen and redistributed" to Donald Trump for $1. Needless to say, a visit to that Park, whoops, Golf Course is far beyond my budget.. But yeah public land for public purposes? What a stupid idea! Some Disney maven said so

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 5 лет назад +12

      @Crow No, but they certainly like overcrowding, lack of jobs, and failing infrastructure it seems. You seem to think all there was here was a company while ignoring the impact media the company creates has on our lives. You must be one of those people that thinks all media is "stupid" I bet....you know...while watching a video on YT that influenced 500,000 people in some way.

    • @twixieshores
      @twixieshores 5 лет назад +16

      @@tygonmaster Metro Washington does not suffer from an employment problem. As for the infrastructure issues, take a look at I-4. Disney isn't going to help when it comes to highways being obnoxiously overcrowded; if anything it would have worsened the crowding.

  • @axelpanic
    @axelpanic 6 лет назад +260

    This video shows exactly why I love the channel. Well written, well researched, and perfect in it's execution. Thank you!

  • @tailsawsome17
    @tailsawsome17 5 лет назад +459

    "its battle fields you cannot build here!!!"
    "builds homes on the spot where they cried Disney would"

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 4 года назад +45

      I hate fellow historians sometimes

    • @lemonworm
      @lemonworm 3 года назад +88

      @@PeruvianPotato the historians were simply being used by wealthy land developers. I doubt a single one of them is happy with the ultimate result. As a previous comment said, a public company like Disney is a lot easier to fight in a publicized battle of morals and ideals than a boogeyman real estate firm

    • @bensas42
      @bensas42 3 года назад +28

      @@lemonworm For all their intellectual ability, you'd be surprised at how stupid some smug humanitarian scholars can get, I wouldn't just blame it on wealthy land developers "using" them.

    • @trustytrest
      @trustytrest 3 года назад +35

      @@bensas42 It's virtue signaling at its finest. They'll go up in arms to "protect" land from a famous corporation that gets them in the news, but there's not half the fuss when it comes to a fight they'll get no recognition out of. They really weren't protecting the land, just their own image.

    • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
      @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 3 года назад +34

      @@trustytrest Do you not think that the media was simply more likely to publish criticisms of Disney and thus it was easier for the issue to get air time? Many of these historians were already as famous to the general public as historians can get. Why pedal in anti-intellectual conspiracy theories instead of applying Occam's Razor and accepting that they actually believe what they say they do.

  • @slime_sam4321
    @slime_sam4321 Год назад +111

    The voice acting for the excerpts here are genuinely phenomenal.

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 5 лет назад +279

    "It is a Blitzkrieg by the Panzer Division of......"
    Walt in his grave dreaming about the glory of the US: WHAT?!

    • @thanatoast
      @thanatoast 3 года назад +26

      Well what do you know? People were comparing each other to Hitler even before the internet.

    • @themaninabucket8365
      @themaninabucket8365 3 года назад +9

      Dude would probably punch out of his grave to wage a one-man war

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 3 года назад +6

      @@themaninabucket8365 Given how much he loved America, he'd at least rise as a zombie to unleash the zombie plague.

    • @DiamondAxolotl
      @DiamondAxolotl 3 года назад

      I mean Disney was extremely anti-semetic

    • @WelloBello
      @WelloBello 3 года назад +2

      @@DiamondAxolotl
      There’s a pretty solid jump between not liking Jewish people and organising a series of murder factories to kill them all.
      Hell, anti-semitism wasn’t even that frowned upon until people found out how far Germany was taking it.

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 6 лет назад +1322

    Disney's America
    Don't catch you slippin' up
    Don't catch you slippin' up
    Look what I'm whippin' up

    • @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath
      @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath 6 лет назад +15

      Yeah the song is is anti-police garbage.

    • @blaise88fan
      @blaise88fan 6 лет назад +250

      Cthulhu Daddy *sees parody of song, flips out* You sure you arent the whiny SJW here?

    • @darktrooperdalek7991
      @darktrooperdalek7991 6 лет назад +72

      Cthulhu Daddy What is the message in your eyes? Because I don’t think I would consider it “sjw” or “anti police”

    • @darktrooperdalek7991
      @darktrooperdalek7991 6 лет назад +27

      Cthulhu Daddy I think you pretty much got it, but if I’m correct was not just “we” are ignoring it all, but that we (and more specifically, the young black community) is more interested in a bunch of overly dramatic and insane bunch of rappers and social media stars who only glorify and dramatize violence, instead of them trying to make their lives better. That’s just how I interpreted it.

    • @poisonedyourpie4588
      @poisonedyourpie4588 6 лет назад +5

      But how much money did he get ? Kek.

  • @Cipher71
    @Cipher71 4 года назад +302

    "It does not erase the good done by both, and it does not disqualify them from improvement."
    Wise words. I wish more people understood that

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 года назад +31

      As much as I love this series I am going to be honest I was not expecting such a profound quote on both enjoying entertainment from a often immoral company and being patriot to a country with deep systemic flaws from defunctland. Kudos.

    • @TheOtherBradBird
      @TheOtherBradBird 2 года назад +3

      Agreed wholeheartedly. That's the foundation of seeing more than one dimension of a person.

    • @MezzoForte4
      @MezzoForte4 2 года назад +7

      He has a point but personally, I find it very difficult to find the good (if any) when progress to get there has been slow. It's more like one step forward, two steps back. Sometimes even 3-4 steps back. We still have a long way to go.

    • @jordannietos
      @jordannietos 2 года назад +5

      @@MezzoForte4 It won't be in our lifetime. You have to be happy leaving a lasting impression on the youth and hope they finally get it, or maybe their kids will. It's unfortunate that we don't get to see the results of our actions in full, but we will at least see one thing we never thought possible happen before we die. Isn't that enough?

    • @MezzoForte4
      @MezzoForte4 2 года назад +3

      @@jordannietos Meh, I'm extremely cynical and pessimistic. With how many ignorant people we keep in this country and their death grip on religion, we'll never progress. The more we give them power, the less progress we make. My kids will not see the future we wish for, not for another 100 years at least.

  • @PhoenixFireKMS
    @PhoenixFireKMS 4 года назад +90

    Kevin, have I mentioned that this is my favorite episode? The Disney walkaround characters photoshopped into Civil War photos haunts me.

  • @daniraewrites
    @daniraewrites 4 года назад +429

    "as the American Indians once found out, just because you got there first does not mean you get to make all the decisions" my jaw actually dropped, I can't believe a human person let that sentence out of their mouth

    • @GC-ps9mn
      @GC-ps9mn 4 года назад +123

      My draw dropped too but then I heard that the senator was a member of a Native American tribe.

    • @AlbatrossThePenChewer
      @AlbatrossThePenChewer 4 года назад +61

      @Astro Colter I think the point is that, had it been anyone else, it would have been in incredibly poor taste.

    • @CRAM079
      @CRAM079 4 года назад +40

      Thats literally what happened with EVERY civilization in history. I was more surprise an native indian said it. more the what was said.

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 4 года назад +5

      Grow up

    • @Agent_3141
      @Agent_3141 4 года назад +2

      The man who said it was native american, so it doesn't matter what you think

  • @jessilyngray1223
    @jessilyngray1223 6 лет назад +270

    I remember this I grew up in Virginia Beach VA about three hours from the planned area. I remember being so excited for this park. I so upset when it was cancelled, although as an adult I understand why it was so hated but I thought it would have been a good book for area. Oh what might have been

    • @andypenna9564
      @andypenna9564 6 лет назад +47

      Jessilyn Gray I grew up outside Richmond. But I dont remember this. That said the fact that traffic still sucks and there's houses in the same area seems really hypocritical.

    • @kesseret
      @kesseret 6 лет назад +8

      Traffic to Haymarket wasn't bad until 2005 or so. Gainesville, on the other hand, that place was a beast during evening rush hour even around this time (1992). Last year (or 2 years ago) they actually finished the rebuild of the Haymarket 66 exit (exit 40 holla) because of the growth in the last 15 years. Traffic is terrible all over the DC metropolitan area, they can never keep up with the development. It would probably be as bad as it is now, since the Disney property was able to be accessed via several different locations.
      The fascinating thing is they have very little room to expand the road on the actual Battlefield.... so traffic will always be terrible if you are on 29.

  • @arnoldpalmer3748
    @arnoldpalmer3748 5 лет назад +1293

    Historians: PROTECT HISTORIC AMERICA! NO DISNEY!!
    Disney: Alright, fine, we’ll cancel the park.
    Real Estate Magnates: Yo, can we build a subdivision that’s larger than the proposed park, and even closer to the battlefield?
    Historians: Say no more

    • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
      @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 4 года назад +108

      1. Haha
      2. It's because Disney is associated with children. They don't want Disney coming in and potentially "dumbing down" the American story. (Even though what they had was very promising) and they don't want Disney capitalizing on the horrors of the Civil War and slavery.

    • @arnoldpalmer3748
      @arnoldpalmer3748 4 года назад +128

      sebastian banguis Nope. It’s because it was in vogue to hate Disney because it was growing so rapidly. The McMansions are totally more culturally and monetarily significant than a Disney Park. /s

    • @VaunShiz
      @VaunShiz 4 года назад +10

      @@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices yea no lol

    • @biteme9486
      @biteme9486 4 года назад

      27:46

    • @redfedalpha24
      @redfedalpha24 4 года назад +48

      @@arnoldpalmer3748 Oh woe is Disney, the poor corporation who did nothing wrong!

  • @MrBoltstrike
    @MrBoltstrike 4 года назад +130

    "We want to make you feel like a slave."
    That's gonna be a "Yikes" from me, dawg. I think I'll stay my ass at home, thanks.

    • @thehillisalive
      @thehillisalive 3 года назад +5

      I think QuintonReviews had a little TOO much fun reading that crazy gem of a quote. 😂

    • @arseneamulet1882
      @arseneamulet1882 Год назад +2

      thats what they do to their cAsT mEmBeRs

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@arseneamulet1882 Still better than 99% of jobs in America.

  • @tacticalnuke5673
    @tacticalnuke5673 6 лет назад +237

    Wait...
    Disney went to war with Virginia?
    WHY WASN'T THIS INCLUDED IN THE HISTORY BOOKS?!
    WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!?!
    WHY IS AUTOCORRECT CHANGING WHY TO WEBBY?!?!?!

    • @bullmonty764
      @bullmonty764 5 лет назад +8

      Hey man, if autocorrect's somehow changing "why" to "Webby," it's not exactly a bad thing, if you know what I mean

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 года назад +10

      Idk were you tweeting about ducktales or something?

    • @JennsCorner777
      @JennsCorner777 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 3 года назад +1

      webby indeed

    • @SmashFinale
      @SmashFinale 2 года назад

      Reading this in Webby's (reboot) voice makes it all the more funnier.

  • @zacharyouten4525
    @zacharyouten4525 6 лет назад +74

    Man, I could be wrong, but it seems pretty stupid to fight Disney about this. What good did it do? In the end the land ended up bulldozed and turned into a housing development. How is that any better? At least Disney was trying to make a celebration of America, instead of another suburb.

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 6 лет назад +9

      ZTO Sad the way people never think of the big picture in all this.

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 6 лет назад +10

      ZTO you forget, land development wasn’t the only concern. Disney’s ability to teach history was also a major concern

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 4 года назад +15

      @Matthew Chenault Still better than mansions made for people that have way too much money

    • @jerryspringer3098
      @jerryspringer3098 4 года назад +9

      there used to be an opposition bumper sticker on cars back then that said "I-66 ... Disney's new parking lot?" Well since all of those houses got built the traffic on I-66 has gotten horrific. It was already bad but now it's gridlock and it smells like the New Jersey Turnpike just before Manhattan where all of those oil tanks are.

  • @camwithaloveheartbutgoogle6294
    @camwithaloveheartbutgoogle6294 Год назад +23

    Didn't want to build it due to the destruction of historic battlefield sites and town. Using the map at 13:02 as reference, the areas in present day are now 2 country cubs and large housing district

    • @ErinGoBrau32
      @ErinGoBrau32 Год назад +6

      From land preservation to lucrative real estate property 🙃

  • @nickh.1110
    @nickh.1110 6 лет назад +111

    I think where your prowess in making these videos really shines through is in the homages you make to other works. It takes a VERY deft hand to tread the line between parody and homage, and you've nailed it spectacularly. Great production value, great content--you've got yourself a subscriber in me! :)

  • @moonbunnychan
    @moonbunnychan 6 лет назад +169

    I remember all this well, as I lived in the area. Honestly, most people I knew really wanted this. It was a much smaller but much more vocal minority that tied it up in so much red tape it wasn't worth it anymore. That area is now a pretty gross looking clutter of McMansions which honestly....probably was way worse. I think I'm going to forever be upset about it never coming to be.

    • @cami_banani3239
      @cami_banani3239 5 лет назад +15

      I don't blame you if a bunch of mcmansions took a place of a amusement park I would be pretty pissed too

    • @Dre2Dee2
      @Dre2Dee2 4 года назад +1

      Me too. This documentary has taught me to treat historians with utter disgust, and for that I am grateful

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Dre2Dee2that's foolish. They didn't choose the McMansions: how much power do you think historians have?? People only cared about what they had to say because they were saying it about Disney originally. McMansion development company vs historians is a lot less exciting and got much less media coverage, and thus no real political foothold.

  • @KarynPeterson
    @KarynPeterson 6 лет назад +61

    Absolutely fantastic episode! Glad I was able to be a part of things and do the courtoom sketches!! I think you handled this beautifully, and the very end was something I really needed to hear today.

    • @cozygoblin
      @cozygoblin 6 лет назад +1

      Karyn Peterson your sketches are beautiful!!

    • @Firegen1
      @Firegen1 6 лет назад +1

      Brilliant work Karyn!

    • @Meepswonder
      @Meepswonder 6 лет назад

      Amazing sketching! Love them

  • @billy5642
    @billy5642 3 года назад +57

    It is crazy how hallowed they talked about that land and then they just built a bunch of houses over it.

    • @dw1419
      @dw1419 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, but this way developers paid the local authorities many times to ruin the sacred historical sites in small chunks rather than Disney paying them all at once to ruin their heritage in one fell swoop. /s

  • @thrillho193
    @thrillho193 6 лет назад +47

    Im from haymarket va and ive lived in dominion valley just around the area that was discussed for breaking ground. Locals talk about it and they all sound like they regret not having the park there. The local business would BOOM

  • @jonmartinson6830
    @jonmartinson6830 5 лет назад +85

    Astonishing. Still my favorite Defunctland vid. Also a spot-on tribute to Ken Burns Civil War. Superb as always.

  • @TornadoADV
    @TornadoADV 6 лет назад +162

    The people that balked at letting Disney do their thing instead submitted to a cookie cutter explosion of suburbs with terrible roads and an amusement park that eventually destroyed more then what Disney had planned. The irony is bitter, yet at the same time, delicious.

    • @amissamente
      @amissamente 6 лет назад +7

      Jose Antonio I assume he's talking about the Williamsburg Busch Gardens

    • @thaddeuskyle572
      @thaddeuskyle572 6 лет назад +11

      +KupKakeTen As a Virginian, I can tell you that Busch Gardens was around long before Disney's America was even thought up. Additionally, Williamsburg is nowhere near Manassas.

  • @magicquill4260
    @magicquill4260 9 месяцев назад +10

    I live really close to the WW1 museum and the Harry Truman museum and you PERFECTLY captured the "i am a historical person saying a historical thing" voice lmao

    • @magicquill4260
      @magicquill4260 9 месяцев назад

      *in the quotes. Not your regular voice

  • @AarmOZ84
    @AarmOZ84 6 лет назад +30

    "I approve of how this video parodies the PBS documentary Civil War and take it as a compliment and not an insult." - Ken Burns

  • @CanterlotCrusader
    @CanterlotCrusader 6 лет назад +72

    DAMN, that ending speech you gave was the most insightful and intelligent thing I've seen said about America in years. Very well produced video, it somehow is educational, funny, and calming while presenting a story.

    • @graveofmonsters4076
      @graveofmonsters4076 6 лет назад +8

      Which is sad because it's completely wrong. America was not founded so that everyone was free, far from it. Actual history shows that the founding of the nation had a very hard racial requirement that not even the Irish met. Many involved in the founding didn't want any but English to be allowed in.
      America is founded on freedom the same way Disney loves the family. It is simply a lie which has been repeated enough that no one can question.

    • @CanterlotCrusader
      @CanterlotCrusader 6 лет назад +24

      Dude, everyone knows America has had a rough racial history, the only ones who deny it are the actual racists or people who don't want to own up to America's mistakes.
      He also explicitly addresses that point, saying "how could a nation founded on freedom have such a long history of denying it's citizens basic rights", he's directly addressing the hypocrisy of the nation's mentality, but he also says that it doesn't erase the good America has done or disqualify it from improving. It's a clear message that tells us to look critically and truthfully at our history, while leaving a bit of hope at the end that our past should not chain down our future and we can strive to be better. He also just makes a jab at Disney for trying to monetize that complex history, making it seem mundane and just part of a show attraction.

  • @matthewmarin703
    @matthewmarin703 6 лет назад +415

    Some of the ideas for the war-themed sections of the park are just awful. "Experience the reality of a civil war solider's dailty life"? So, poor sanitation, unreliable rations of hard tack and coffee, and the crushing knowledge that even if you survive getting hit with a .58 caliber slug of lead, you'll probably end up getting a limb sawed off with no anesthesia beyond rotgut whiskey? Sign me and my 3 little elementary school kids right up!

    • @Fopenplop
      @Fopenplop 5 лет назад +46

      it was the 90s. we weren't really sure what to do with history, seeing as it was ending and all.

    • @hellboy1976
      @hellboy1976 5 лет назад +51

      Personally, I want to ride the "Shit in a bucket" simulator.

    • @SwissAdelina
      @SwissAdelina 5 лет назад +37

      Oh they're terrible ideas for Disney to create all right, but we have plenty of real historical sites here in Virginia that do just that. I went to Pamplin Historical Park in Petersburg when I was about 9 years old and was completely fascinated by the actual hardtack and coffee that "tastes like iodine" and the walk through battle simulation with an audio commentary headset and the scary wartime hospital stories where we learned that people had to "bite the bullet" to grimace while getting their leg sawed off without potentially breaking their teeth in agony. There's so much living history around here by now that elementary school kids need to see. (and a lot of it is less gross). :)

    • @hellboy1976
      @hellboy1976 5 лет назад +8

      @@SwissAdelina The coffee you mentioned is interesting, and most likely for a specific reason. Excellent article on the history of coffee in the US and why it tasted so awful at the start:
      truewestmagazine.com/cowboy-coffee/

    • @kingofthings7929
      @kingofthings7929 5 лет назад +38

      Honestly, if Disney had the balls to go all in with it, giving out hardtack and talking about the horrors of the Civil War, it could’ve have been a great idea. Or even let people crew VR tanks and planes.
      But key point, if Disney went all in with it. They very, VERY likely would sugarcoat it and as such screw it up.

  • @HardlySamie
    @HardlySamie 7 месяцев назад +4

    The way this was structured like the Ken Burns Civil War docuseries that was referenced...Perfection

  • @claudiobizama5603
    @claudiobizama5603 6 лет назад +69

    LOL the historical pictures with Disney characters

    • @reitrace
      @reitrace 6 лет назад +12

      What do you mean with Disney characters?
      Everyone knows General Ulysses S Mouse was very real.

  • @BunBunBlair
    @BunBunBlair 6 лет назад +89

    What an amazing episode! As always, the production was top tier, and the content was informative, intriguing, and funny. Great work, man. I'm looking forward to the next!

  • @wheeledjustice7381
    @wheeledjustice7381 6 лет назад +172

    I didn't know James Oliver Horton was also James Earl Jones! Oh Disney and your Star Wars...
    Amazing episode! As a huge fan of Lindsay Ellis and Quinton Reviews (as well as getting to hear my new friend Disney Dan again), I must say that the guest voices was a really, REALLY cool touch.
    You continue to blow me away with every episode, Kevin. Thanks!
    EDIT: Almost forgot about the dig at California Adventure. Made me literally laugh out loud!

    • @reitrace
      @reitrace 6 лет назад +1

      about CaliAdvent
      they are very similar when you think about it

    • @Jackcroasdale92
      @Jackcroasdale92 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bethaltair812
    @bethaltair812 Год назад +24

    In hindsight, the company that needed to be sued to let gay teens dance are probably not the people to fly the flag for freedom.

  • @CatherineMcClain
    @CatherineMcClain 5 лет назад +80

    As someone who had to drive on I66 during rush hour in the evening twice a week for a semester of community, I can say for certain that the traffic SUCKS. It takes 3x as long as it normally would to get to Manassas.

    • @bbolin5626
      @bbolin5626 5 лет назад +2

      Catherine McClain Widening the Highway wouldn’t work though.

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 4 года назад +2

      Exactly, especially when I want to go to Richmond, the traffic on I66 makes me want to kill myself

    • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
      @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 3 года назад +1

      @@bbolin5626 Induced demand. More lanes brings more traffic. In the end it's the same but with more cars cramming into less space when they get where the need to go.

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest 2 года назад

      That’s a long drive for man asses.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 лет назад +320

    Disney's America.
    I would have liked it, but it would have to be correct in its depiction of history.
    It would be interesting to see what it would have become.

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 6 лет назад +7

      Victory Field and State Fair would be my favorite.

    • @reitrace
      @reitrace 6 лет назад +33

      Really the main problem with the park was the location. Like California Adventure, kinda redundant. DA was worse though because it actually had the potential to destroy a lot of the locations featured in it. Last I checked, Cali's still here, for better or for worse

    • @reitrace
      @reitrace 6 лет назад +15

      and to answer what it would become, generic IP-based land

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 6 лет назад +8

      I live about 2 hours from their. I would love have seen it. Bonus points because I love history. It's a shame it was never built.

    • @keiichimorisato98
      @keiichimorisato98 6 лет назад +27

      granted, those locations ended up getting destroyed by the housing that is there anyways...

  • @obiobikwelu8090
    @obiobikwelu8090 5 лет назад +99

    a child of ken burns, you are.
    well done.

  • @TheMightyPika
    @TheMightyPika 4 года назад +74

    That goof doofus "We wanna let you know what it feels like to be a slave" I cringed so hard I have my own gravitational field.

  • @rasmusdegn9690
    @rasmusdegn9690 6 лет назад +235

    Man, if you where still doing the original videos' plan for Defunctland i would have suggested the third land should be called "Eisner Land" or at the very least, have your own version of Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln called "Highly Questionable Moments with Mr. Eisner"

  • @embercoral
    @embercoral 5 лет назад +365

    "Outside of the theme park, Disney also wanted to set up television space to broadcast presidential debates and other events."
    Yeah, I don't think such a thing would go over well in *today's* political environment...

    • @kayseecoward7571
      @kayseecoward7571 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahaha no way

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 года назад +5

      nah it probably would.

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 4 года назад +45

      Hey, my favorite ride: It's A Lobbyist's World!

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 4 года назад +1

      No. It would have been fine.

    • @Waldzkrieger
      @Waldzkrieger 3 года назад +33

      Debates would be pretty great if goofy was the moderator.
      "Uh gawrsh, what your plans to halt radical Islam uh hyuck?"

  • @RoryKatherin03
    @RoryKatherin03 6 лет назад +30

    I'm dying from laughter right now, the way that you made this like Disney's actually going on THE MARCH OF WAR! is incredible.
    ALSO! Man you really called in the cavalry for the readers(speakers?) in this one, I heard more than a few people I recognized.

  • @remigarreau870
    @remigarreau870 2 года назад +30

    The Civil War/Ken Burns documentary spoof is such a deep cut, I'm in hysterics. Well done!