The Funniest Speedrun Submission Fails for Poppy Playtime
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2021
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Speedruns that make it to the leaderboard where they’re just…playing the game…but they’re within the rules of the speedrun are always so fucking funny
Thanks for the idea I'm gonna speedrun Minecraft and make a base
@@Zoiler thats gold i love it
@@Zoiler send us the video when you finish
@@Tunic_ if I have the motivation to do it
@@Zoiler heres some motivation just do it as the man says
I just love how that dude at 3:28 just casually shows word file with his “14th century Europe” history essay. Maybe, he is not a good speedrunner but at least he does his homework
Btw guy at 11:30 basically says «Warning! I am not a professional speedrunner and this is my first speedrun! Please don’t judge me too harshly!»
aye russian speakers unite, the is pretty amusing
He just wanted to show us his homework
Also you can immediately know that someone is russian if they have pirated games
I've never seen someone from the English-speaking part of the world to pirate a game, but russians seem to pirate everything they touch
@@1kkoto Well, yeah… Pirating games is a big thing in Russia. Mainly because 1) lots of people simply don’t have enough money to buy games (especially when prices are not adapted for Russian market) and 2) Government doesn’t really give a shit about pirating, there’s nothing that can really stop pirates from downloading things illegally. Sometimes, people pirate certain game to play a bit and decide whether or not they want to spend real money on it. However, I think that mentality has its impact on the problem too. A lot of people just don’t see pirating as a problem :^/
The kid with the slideshow honestly impressed me. How the hell do you play a game that goes .03 frames per second? He somehow managed to navigate even without being able to see literally anything he was doing at any given time
It might also just be a disconnect between his computer and recording software.
There have been plenty of times I'd stream on Twitch, and my frames were fine. But Twitch was getting half to a third of the frames without me realizing.
Yeah, his FPS was probably playable, but the recording of it was trash.
i kinda feel bad for him. hes trying his best. he just.. should probably get a better computer and recording software when he gets older.
Hes a god!
note, that this is assuming it wasn't a recording issue
as someone who used to play minecraft on a laptop with like 10 fps, I can say that like 10 is the absolutely minimum playability for games, but like that kid HAS MAJOR SKILL to play a game with that low fps
I mean. Getting the worst Speedrun is also kinda an accomplishment
Haha… yeah there may or may not be a handful of people trying to do just that :) stay tuned for potential video
New challenge: get the worst poppy playtime speedrun
@@AstralSpiff slow running?
@@Zoiler nope. slow *walking*
@@AxtonTheObstagoon Nah nah, slow *crawling*
11:35
"Important! I'm not a professional speedrunner, and this is my first run! Don't go hard on me!"
Correct!
aw it's kinda sweet actually
that is kinda sweet, i get that they probably dont know english but im surprised they didnt even put it through google translate
I thought he was talking about like nuclear bombs or shit
I was about to translate that too in the comments
Evil AstralSpiff be like: "I have access to your hard drive"
I snorted upon reading this.
Technically, he would be able to access their computer if their were to include an IP adress
Epic comment
@wzlk it's actually the antonyms for the separate words but ok
there actually is a thing called a slowrun. you know what's harder than finishing an entire game under 5 minutes? spending 72 consecutive hours on one game.
No longer a test of skill, just soul-sucking endurance.
Who said sleeping wasn't allowed
I recently heard about lowest% speedrun in Zelda twilight princess. A wr (not sure if it still is wr) run was almost 24 hours with about 17 hours staring at link trying to grab a ruby.
Me: Laughs in Breath of the wild
Matpat would probably do that for the lore of some games
"I'm not gonna call out any names, because that would be unfair to the runner."
Proceeds to name and shame his roommates speedrun at the end*
Roommate knew exactly what he was doing and deserved it
Maybe the roommate gave consent?
I mean tbf it's on the leaderboard, if I wanted to find out I could just go check the leaderboard for the worst run and find it np
4:43
The game just looks like it's running slowly, but he's actually splicing every frame
master troll
Optimal run acquired
How could you tell?
@@SendHelpImScared r/woooosh
@@underscore. r/wooooooooosh the r/wooooooooosh
Imagine a 70 hour speedrun that seems legitimate but then uses cheats at the 69 mark would be soul sucking to verify
Animal Crossing speedrun with a rickroll 95 hours in.
No no, one at 53 minutes which quickly goes back to being a normal run. People check the beginning and end, but rarely the middle.
Baten Kaitos 100% has ridiculously long speedruns. As of August 2019 or so, the world record was *341 hours, 20 minutes, and 3 seconds.*
There's a required item that takes *two weeks to evolve*
I imagine they'd have multiple mods review it in segments over several days to cover that kind of thing
No?? They just wouldn't verify it
"Yeah man, I'm a speedrunner. What's my rig look like? Oh man, it's high end. I got a 1000MHz 1 core Celeron. I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds fast."
"Celeron sounds like acceleration and acceleration is speed.
Yes, I am speed."
@@TechnoDjent Doesn't matter how well you accelerate if your max speed is shit
@@hazeltree7738 actually it mostly depends on acceleration limit
If there's none, then infinity of speed is possible
Mario kart free tips?
@@hazeltree7738 now THAT is a hilarious joke. 👏
11:30 it's funny to hear that it looks ominous because this disclaimer is literally just "this is my first speedrun please be nice"
Aww
the amount of people who are competent enough to speedrun a game and submit but not enough to realize links in the file explorer aren't accessible is astounding to me
Maybe this is a thing children do in school. I'm guessing they have one of those software things that lets their school laptops be accessed by a teacher, so maybe those teachers will ask for the file path to find the file they want easier. Maybe these kids literally put the file path in there because they think anyone can access it
if they aren't really reading the form, it's plausible they're assuming that field is to upload a file directly
It did work on my computer ;)
@@Anacone It works if you created that link yourself, or have the same exact file in the same location and you have the same username.
i think they're just dragging the video file into the submission thing
3:25 HELP the person who submitted this is probably like??? 11-12 years old?? (since they have a file called "the history of XIV century" and in Russia its studied in 6th grade)
in america you learn it never, you only do random ancient crap
American history class is just the Holocaust and Civil War over and over again
@@tadpolegaming4510 - what about the industrial revolution? My American history class had a couple units focused on the early 20th century and what not.
@@tadpolegaming4510 6 trillion
@@deibos8546 in America, the 16th century is usually taught around high school as a part of most Modern World History classes, which usually start at the Renaissance
aw man i feel so bad for the black screen guy. you can tell from his message that he tried his hardest and a recording error denied him any credit for his work.
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ironically, the kid with the video that was going 0.3 frames per second, was definitely a legit run, it was just impossible to tell.
the kid might have had a stable fps when playing, so it mightve been an issue with his recording software.
watching his timer pause when the frames pause
it absolutely matched up
100% legit
best speedrun
cant wait to see that kid at the top of the leaderboard one day
Look, he occupies the lowest rank on the leaderboard so nobody else has to feel bad. Even if the best you can do is 9 minutes, you can still submit it and think "I'm at least twice as fast as that guy!"
the hero speedrunners deserved
Thats strangely cute for the kid
I think the people sending links to their hard drives just tried to drag the files on the submition page, that's probably my best guess.
The 12 yo me feels spotted lol
Like their uploading their homework to Moodle. 😂
This is the correct answer
Yeah, they thought it was like RUclips to where you can drag and drop the video.
That would not actually paste the link though, not on windows at least. You can try it. I am actually kinda impressed how they did this so consistently.
At my first job we'd actually do post links to a shared drive for crash dumps and stuff in the issue tracker and I had to use the secret "Shift+Rightclick" combination to copy the file name.
That pirate person has a lot of russian files (not really surprising, pirating in Russia has absolutely no consequences lol) - a lot of them are school/university projects, there is a Pirates of the Caribbean OST, and there is even a progress/attendance report pdf. All of these, combined with torrenting a game, made me so nostalgic for my childhood?? Kid, whoever you are, you are a blessing, keep doing what you're doing and godspeed
Beautiful.
That's literally what my pc looks like too. Completely unorganized files that have both college projects and pirated games from all sorts of sources. And anything else i want to save. Just whatever. Total mess
stay strong slavic brothers love from Poland 💪💪💪💪
chad got bl2
I think this dude Probably pirated because he had no other choice
Someone should have a completely legitimate run but have a rickroll at the end
They're fine with having the videos on the TV be custom... on that note I was entirely expecting to be rickrolled when we got the AYAYA
The first speedrunner that does that is considered chaotic evil in my book.
cringe
@@nimifhana*says the anime pfp*
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON crazy how this comment was a year old
As someone who does IT, linking to their own PCs is not the stupidest thing I've had to deal with, it's up there though.
As someone who wants to have a career in IT, I'd like to believe there is some way I can avoid dealing with customers entirely, even though I know there definetly is not. So I atleast hope I can talk to them behind a screen exclusively, so I can cry it out while I try to talk some sense into them.
@@michaelam9738 dont tell any friends/family you work in IT, they will constantly come to you for help
@@K0nomi Oh man, too late... At least I can count the unpaid labor as practice
@@michaelam9738 so I work in IT for a school district and the stupidest thing I've had to deal with is someone saying their monitors weren't displaying anything. We go to look at it and it's a desk with a docking station for a laptop. Trying to be used by a teacher who does not have a laptop.
@@K0nomi This is true, and they'll wait for the moment that it's the most inconvenient for you...
This video reminds me of something that simultaneously makes sense but kinda blows my mind, which is that current young kids have NO idea what files are. No idea what a hard drive is. They're all super computer-savvy because of how technological their lives are, but because of how everything is app or social media based, they don't know how it actually works. It's pretty adorable lmfao
Wow.... Thats sad
@@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020 ... how 💀did *you* know what a hard drive was when you were like,,, 10
@@penntopaper9305 because i grew up knowing how to use a computer (granted my dad was a really pc savvy person and built his himself)
It is reality. And you can interpret it is as you will.
it's annoying when you're trying to get them to do something slightly involved though. tech companies have done a very good job conditioning people to stay within their approved ecosystems
hell yeah one of my favorite youtubers uploaded again
11:33 says “Important, i’m not a professional speedrunner and this is my first speedrun, don’t judge strictly”
Yeah that applies to pretty much all of these :)
@@AstralSpiff everyone but nikedman he was a pro
Thank you!
“Lore is more important than anything else in life”
MatPat, is that you????
Matpat and respecting lore are oil and water
@@alexanderthomsen4593 lmao you're not wrong, that's a good analogy for it
If making the longest speedrun isn't rule breaking, then now I know what I'm going to do with my life secretly for the entirety of 2022.
Of course not going to make 5-10 hour long ones, because I wouldn't even last that long.
???
Check out getting over it meme category
I have no knowledge of speedrunning, nor am I an aspiring speedrunner, but something about you is so damn funny and charismatic that I've watched six videos in a row now.
Same here lmaooo
Same but I've watched other vids besides speedrunning
I know right?? Same here.
He has such a cute face, cute facial features, has a nice voice. You can't help but keep watching him
11:11 funniest part about this is it's in their downloads folder, which means unless they thought that the downloads folder was a way of sending things, they actually downloaded the video from somewhere before submitting it
Or they just store random stuff in their downloads folder. I've seen some people do that for some reason.
You know you need to upgrade when you start measuring in SPF instead of FPS.
Reminds me of working on public beta testing forms, we'd get some people who I was genuinely surprised they could have known enough about computers to even try video games
Oh I'd LOVE to hear some of those stories! I can only imagine how utterly asinine they could get!
Tell us some stories please
please i beg you tell the stories
Its surprising but also it sounds like it's potentially helpful to have some people doing beta testing who dont know what theyre doing, in case they somehow manage to find game-breaking shit youd never think of as a normal player or dev
@@Crow0567 reminds me of how a fish managed to discover a glitch in Pokemon Silver/Gold (I believe it was those?) By putting random inputs as it swam over "buttons" that would actively press buttons in game. The channel is Mutekimaru iirc???? They just stream their fish playing Pokemon games for hours on end
That disclaimer at 11:28 translates somewhat as "Important! I'm not a professional spedrunner and this is my first speedrun! Don't judge me too harsh!".
Btw that guys system with a pirated copy on is also in russian. I just find it kinda funny: you can't let your guard down cuz there always be russians waiting to strike while you're not looking x)
wow im so proud i remembered enough duolingo to notice that it said ''im not'' at the beginning
The last one is what I like to call a “slowrun”
Oh lmao, didn't know my run was included in this video.
Edit: AYAYA
AYAYA
AYAYA
AYAYAAAAA
Ayaya
Ayayayayyayayayayayayayayaya
i know what was happening with the kid with the slideshow, i know because i use to have the problem myself, on my old laptop whenever i tried to record the game would run fine but when rewatching it, it would turn into a slideshow, i think this happens because there is a lack of resources to do both and i assume the game take piority.
recording software is a bitch
I think those file directory links happen when you try and drag a file (such as from your desktop) into a text box. They thought they were dragging and dropping their files but instead it just put a directory link.
“We can’t access your hard drive!”
That’s what they want you to think.
The guy who only went until they got the red hand clearly was just too scared to play the rest of the game lmao
11:40 the warning on the screen says "IMPORTANT! I am not a professional speed runner. Do not judge strictly!"
They just want people to go easy on them.
this shit makes me wanna be a poppy playtime mod. ive always wanted 69 runs pending for verification. some of these fails tho lmaooooo
time to attempt the longest permissible slowrun of the game
Godspeed, then
or the opposite of that since you're going for a slowrun
...Satanlateness?
Good luck, either way!
12:10 “Mod note: Kek”
Sounds like something my buddy Death’d do
"For this last speedrun it was submitted by my room mate"
That had to be awkward lol
9:00 for a second i thought that was an actual person in the speed run talking
Honestly the one sent in by your roommate makes me really happy, because I and a bunch of other people I know don't speedrun because "that's only for the highest level players". Your roommate is like "ok but y tho? I can play the game too, and I can challenge myself if no one else." and for some reason that just really fills me with hope. Anyone can speedrun :)
Aiivan really popped off with popularity since he started playing that game. Guys kinda a great guy when he did Payback 2 lol
Ye I’m a big Aiivan fan. Very determined to have runs verified
11:35 The russian text translates to :
Important!
I'm not a professional speedrunner and this is my first speedrun
Don't judge to strong
When I translated it it said Do not judge strictly! instead of dont judge to strong everything else was correct though
honestly it warmed my heart when he verified that one little kid.
For the first speedrun submission, I do kinda wonder how well a blind speedrun would work. I imagine some professional speedruns could probably adapt and predict a game they've had no prior knowledge of if it feels similar to another game.
that depend on the game
.-.
13:26 When he gets caught and he's shaking in fear... I felt that.
Me too
I relate to that poor kid with the shitty computer trying to make the game work, that used to be me
8:25 this is an ADHD mood
Lol
11:28 This translates to: I'm not a professional speedrunner and this is my first speedrun! Don't judge strictly!
I will always respect people who play through a whole game while only seeing 2 frames a second. I have been there with games like Minecraft years ago on my family’s shared laptop and it’s so painful but man, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t make some fond memories on painful slow computers.
10:13 this person deserves a special new category for them
I feel like getting the slowest time on a speed run leaderboard is an amazing idea. Just find the average time to complete and then try and outclass and take your time doing it to be legal, but wayyyyyyy too slow
the things that hurts me most is the "activate windows" and "linking to your hard drive"
10:00
It's a Speedrun category for those not wanting to do the scary parts of the game
Aka me every time I play the game
"Promotion for Spiff
From £0 an hour to £0 per an hour"
That had me laughing
I cant image being a mod for more popular speed running games lmao
i keep coming back to this video bc it’s so sweet when he approves the kid’s slideshow-speedrun (and badmouths his roommate)
5:28 dude recorded his speedrun as powerpoint presentation
8:25 got me WHEEZING what a legend honestly
ADHD simulator
7:00 I've heard of blind runs but this is something else
0:36 nah bro
"Promotion for Spiff
From £0 an hour to £0 an hour"
12:23 I've always wanted to do that with any other game. like "I want to be the slowest ever Speedrun, get rekt nerdz" or something like that
The kids linking their hard drive files reminds me of the time my college friend sent me a link to their Amazon Shopping cart… it was simply the Amazon shopping cart link, so it sent me to my cart. She didn’t understand and even said “the link sends me to my cart tho!” and “why can’t you see it?” Lmao.
Question, can you deny speedruns based off their times? Is there a minimum time they need to get in order to be in the leaderboard?
As Long As The Run Doesn't Break Any Rules It Goes On The Leaderboard
@@Hobomice I am about to upload a whole month worth of speedrun.
@@guncatto2625 Do It For The Meme!
I remember this one time I submitted a run of Portal, and I looked back and realized the demo (that is what idTech and goldsrc/source use as an alternative for video files which works by making instructions that can be played back in the game.) stopped recording some way in after i died. Anyways, somehow the run was accepted.
The Russian text before the speedrun says:
"IMPORTANT!
I am not a professional speedrunner, and this is my first sppedrun.
Don't be harsh when rating!"
Last part is not a direct translation but I did what I could.
9:27 LORE IS LIFE
11:36 it said “Important! STAF I am not a professional speedrun, AND THIS IS MY First speedrun! Do not judge strictly!”
Your roommate did a beautiful thing, submitted the worst possible time meaning no one will ever be worse than him letting everyone who submits a verifiable run know they will never be the worst any% runner of it.
Bruh! I can't get over the people who sent th link from their computer
A couple have learned since we rejected their runs
A little late, but the reason might be because they thought they had to upload the run to the site rather than upload it elsewhere and link it.
Seeing the last one makes me want to submit a speed run worse than that lol
Hey at least those submissions that didn't let you access the files weren't Zelda speedruns. I'd expect those people to be familiar with links.
For anyone who is wondering, the text at 11:28 reads:
"Important!
I am not a professional speedrunner, and this is is my first speed run!
Don't judge to strictly!"
so proud for your roommate, def on his way to be a pro speedrunner like that one kid
They removed red hand skip... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
its ok any% runners will just downpatch. I already have I did some runs today
I'm definitely going to submit a run that is 1 week long.
This somewhat inspires me to try to run the any% speedrun just because I think I could probably beat that 19minute run XD
These videos are so good! Keep it up man You deserve more subs
I’m not stopping :) glad you enjoyed
The slide show looked similar to my first playthrough. That was the moment when I realised I won't be able to speedrun on 6fps :')
10:52 had me on the floor laughing
13:15 Run valid, runner high fived Huggy
11:32 I’ve been learning Russian so I believe that this says “IMPORTANT! I am not a professional speedrunner, and this is my first speedrun! Do not judge strictly!” Tell me if I got anything wrong
haven't laughed this hard in a while
6:05 hey! I finally found someone whos computer is worse than my laptop when I tell you my laptop is bad its bad and surprisingly that was worse congratulation dude :D
(My laptop isn't old it's just the components XD)
3:10 funniest moment imo:
"...and the description, is 'hi' ..."
* silent pause and zoom in *
spiff: "hi" * smiles *
Already been subscribed to Spiff for almost a year. Time has absolutely flown by me. This was the first Spiff vid I ever watched. Congrats, Spiff, for how far you've come, and how far you will continue to go.
2:57 bro he's so fast that you can't the game
Wow, great video! Amazing editing as well!
Thank you
"Because lore is more important than anything in life."
**MatPat coughs in the distance**
Honestly really like the idea of looking through the submission of the runs, it is entertaining! Keep up the amazing work!
When you have multiple people making the exact same mistake (like submitting their local file address rather than a link to YT) it's generally a sign of a problem that's easily solved by making your form/process clearer for future users. Clearer instructions = less rejections = fewer mod headaches! 👍
In this case, I'd bet that the submitters are more familiar with online forms that ask you to upload a document directly (ie. where you locate the file on your local drive & hit 'upload') rather than uploading the file to a separate site like YT & then providing the link to that site. It would be an easy mistake to make if you're not regularly dealing with video files.
4:17 :)
AYAYA
Loved the informative slideshow presentation on a Poppy Playtime speedrun, 10/10
11:37 it basically says "Warning, this is my first speedrun, please don't judge it too harshly."
A beautiful video! Well done 👍 Also NikedMan probably sprained his pinky or something so he couldn’t run
10:35 "Spending aboot 5 minutes in the battery room"
oh no, he's canadian.
Oh YES
Thank you for your work
Gotta give props to your roommate's speedrun tho, epic!